Who's Your Smash Man Crush?

[@hendedward]

this video is 18+ with the accidental nip-slip from HopCat

[@cliffordthomas8305]

and a belle delphine mention

[@crimsonfrank8278]

I was literally staring at him waiting for him to notice and it never happened

[@thelastbig143]

I feel like that was intentional too

[@cliffordthomas8305]

@@thelastbig143 i agree

[@ashtoncooper5478]

Time stamp?

[@jakeroo123]

I don't think Pikachu has driven a car, technically, though I might be forgetting something. However, he definitely helped pilot a rocket when he got hypnotized by an evil Togepi before Rayquaza showed up and shot everyone out of the sky. ... That was a weird episode.

[@onesaucdragon]

God that one felt like a fever dream. Rayquaza showing up out of nowhere was so awkward. That was also the same episode where we found out Jessie's Yanmega was female.

[@jakeroo123]

​@@onesaucdragon Also that Ash's Pikachu and Dawn's Piplup are both male.

[@oscarcat7523]

I remember watching that when I was 5. Now that I see other anime, pikachu was the only thing that made it good, and pikachu still annoyed the hell out of me

[@castform7]

I absolutely loved that episode. It was just crazy nonsensical fun for an episode and it definitely left me entertained.

[@soulstealer167]

@@jakeroo123 pikachu has also driven ash

[@Whale-Shark-Katie]

I love how for the female crush they both picked the characters that are literally known for being mistaken as men

[@Endershock1678]

*female man crush

[@pelman]

it WAS the female man crush

[@zacariasnelson5753]

I thought it was gonna be samus and sheik from that comment

[@mrdankey]

I thought it would be Lucina and Sheik because of their games but yeah, Samus instead of Lucina makes more sense

[@oscarcat7523]

The belle delphine robin made me die

[@TheFluffyHyena]

"Bayo is hella sassy in her games" *That's very correct*

[@curtdog647]

New do, dead you

[@TheFluffyHyena]

@@curtdog647 she says something in Enochian, I believe

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

I still love her taunt “If you need to learn how to talk to a lady, ask your mum”

[@saltysalmoling8055]

"I like marth" "Tippers are satisfying" - Hopcat who wore his tank top poorly

[@ethanwalters7741]

7:02 woah there Peter. Its not just your GF that watches this channel

[@starshineceleste]

yo i thought i was the only one who noticed

[@wonieism]

LMAO

[@cremdem4255]

I don't get it. Please explain.

[@Endershock1678]

@@cremdem4255 Look at Hopcat, now look at what his shirt covers... now look at what it doesn't cover.

[@cremdem4255]

@@Endershock1678 I still don't know what's happening.

[@chuko640]

"Pick the hottest character" Me, instantly without a single question: *Sephiroth*

[@arek.k8688]

Shirtless one

[@squirtleislife1312]

A killer choice

[@cradiculous]

I would expect nothing less. The other characters should consider it a privilege to merely gaze upon me.

[@syndere6755]

Can't deny that hair. Dude could model for L'Oréal

[@aaronwolf6823]

First thought when they said it.

[@jaydon__bmore0717]

3:41 the way the sheep turns around while Zach gets punished with a pure look of disappointment is hilarious

[@cradiculous]

That sheep is very relatable.

[@daylanxa7983]

I really wish they picked Ryu for the water bit. As he does like a water without any ice

[@trippieblue6443]

as well as dirt

[@gabrielllll..11]

10:35: *Falco then suffers from a broken heart, and was never to be seen again...*

[@colinpoggers8299]

R.I.P. Falco Lombardi This only means Little Z is no longer the world’s best because there is no Falco to be played 1993-2021

[@efenedick1305]

Just to be fair to Lucina: She has lots of personality, they just made her look like a piece of plain toast in Smash. If you had said "most likely to crossdress", "most chaotic good", "best time traveler", "worst dressed", she would have fit into all of those in her canon lore.

[@Person-nf6dj]

lucina deserves more than a sword and world of “shes boring”

[@Endershock1678]

Don't forget "Amiibo Collector", not technically true, but close enough. It's sad the the most she gets is in her taunts and minor animations, the parts people pay almost no attention to, and they don't even begin to do her justice.

[@pranavgiridharan9272]

And chrom too, in his games he is a klutz. Like the time he accidentally went into the girl's shower room or when he ate oranges without peeling them. He is an idiot, but he is a lovable idiot. However in smash, they stripped his personality and turned him into a soulless killing machine.

[@nathanevans1382]

@@pranavgiridharan9272 That killing machine gets me cheap kills with Up-B so I ain't complaining.

[@That_Isabelle]

Yea. To be honest, my love for Lucina came from smash bros, it’s kinda disappointing to realize she’s so bland in smash compared to the games she’s in.

[@goodair9546]

"Smash Man Crush" is a very interesting sentence

[@Giyothecoolkid]

Sentace sounds like a superpower

[@goodair9546]

@@Giyothecoolkid True

[@Giyothecoolkid]

@@goodair9546 Sentacion the superhero

[@baileylynn5562]

So is "female man crush"

[@MarkSchmidtTheRecoverySystem]

Zack underestimates what Toon Link can do. I think Zack would get completely stomped by Toon Link 😅

[@inaneinacheve]

Yeah, I don't think many ordinary adults could beat this child

[@flynnrichardson504]

He has a sword for Pete's sake

[@Knowledgeefficient]

“Personally, I prefer the Wheet-Bix” -Probably Falco

[@bandibandibandibandi]

I just realized these videos are basically smash twitter interaction bait questions but I still love them anyway

[@imnotlain5915]

7:02 Dang, Hopcat. Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

[@ashtoncooper5478]

LMMFFOO

[@mrekozack7817]

Mhm interesting😳

[@imnotlain5915]

@Hamid Ahmed Mizher Yeah

[@ethanwalters7741]

The last time I was this early, Wario was little Zs only best character

[@TwentySixth_]

So never

[@bobbygbenson6898]

Nah he was his best in smash 4 and through offline smash ultimate

[@npcmcishark7379]

Turn on notifications

[@iggy2624]

Sorry not a time

[@itzdarealpokeplayer8223]

@@bobbygbenson6898 “falco is *one of my best characters* “

[@Nimbus3690]

"Whole wheat?? You know I don't eat spicy food." Lmfao

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

Ikr I loved that clip so much

[@ginrodino8542]

"who could you beat in a fight?" Little Z: *picks Toon Link* You absolutely could not LMAO

[@TheSidetrackYT]

Just to put a little respect on the Toon Link, he's the only hero in the LoZ series who wasn't fated/destined/chosen in some respect to be the "hero". He's just a kid who went on a journey to save his sister. He's the only one to have Earned the power of the Triforce. And he fuckin kills giant evil creatures all over the world, and then Ganondorf, at like 12 years old. He's wild

[@62049]

I mean... he has a sword

[@mynameisclaire375]

Well who else?

[@62049]

@@mynameisclaire375 well, Ryu and Ken don't have swords, villager's weapons are slightly less deadly, Falco is a bird, and... actually, it's hard to tell how powerful Greninja is canonically

[@mynameisclaire375]

@@62049 remove Ken and Ryu. Get kicked

[@Endershock1678]

Who is your Smash man crush? Me: Link Friends: Why Me, remembering that according to the Hopcat Lore, Hopcat is Link:... He's cool I guess.

[@gopnik8796]

thanks.

[@slimeball_8008]

Keep this like number at 69

[@duelmasteryuya1205]

@@slimeball_8008 I'll try, but it's already at 73 lmao.

[@mohamedbelbaali659]

Why would your friends ask that tho

[@Endershock1678]

@@mohamedbelbaali659 I mean, it happened in this video didn't it? I'll pick Link, then switch to the Skyward Sword Skin, then say like "I simp for Link, but only SS Link", and then they'll laugh and ask me what's my Smash man crush, to which after a pause I'll respond... "Skyward Sword Link".

[@lilpocketstar1736]

once again i am so blind sided by Hop's armpit that i completely forgot what video i was watching

[@Endershock1678]

I cant wait for Hop too see this comment section and be very disappointed by what it has become.

[@furby9284]

And the nip slip. Glad to know I’m not the only one.

[@omlett6482]

I like how Personality and Playstyle are basically synonymous in this series

[@VXQCU-q3g]

7:02 woah relax dude, hopcat making me act up

[@franklinturtleton6525]

If they had a draw, the tiebreaker would've been a duckhunt duo ditto

[@gusjanuary1729]

I respect that life in the dreamhouse reference so much

[@rg527]

Love how Z picked Terry to not invite to a party when’s he’s like the most popular and liked character by Snk and in KOF lore

[@justinnzamora5366]

I hope to see more "Questionable Smashdown" in the future. These videos are fun to listen to.

[@averageboi]

How long have you guys been sitting in here in order to come up with something like, "Who eats shredded cheese out of the bag"?

[@MrMelonGuy42]

"at 3 am living with their parents"

[@Jackaljkljkl]

Also, is "Belle Delphine Robin" a thing amongst the Smash community, or did HopCat just make it up? It's fucking awesome, either way.

[@torrent6181]

There’s something so raw about Lucas being an infant holding his umbilical cord in a fight

[@benraber2793]

14:15 -ESAM when he lands one of his 87 trillion true kill confirms

[@foglefam1]

Falco’s kid-friendly catchphrase: 12:16

[@peterschneidereit3518]

That Barbie reference was on point

[@purplebearmom78]

2:48 the most robin thing I have ever seen

[@nimi_dahav]

0:52 I like how you chose the one Koopaling that fits the least

[@deltastudios6632]

The appendages on the back of Lucario's head are aura-sensitive appendages, which help him sense and harness Aura. It's a biological combat-oriented trait, like Mewtwo's second neck, which helps funnel more nutrients into his extremely powerful brain.

[@uhhhhhhhbot]

Zack “pikachu can’t reach the pedals” Me “but what about Kirby tho”

[@Prezy_Preztail]

In Kirby, right back at ya, there are multiple times when Kirby is driving some kind of vehicle

[@chickenwingbob2881]

5:24 As someone who only drink room temperature water, I feel attacked.

[@Levin-k9t]

Yes officer this man right here

[@chickenwingbob2881]

@@Levin-k9t Look man I don’t like drinking cold water because my gums hurt.

[@shortyshawty]

SENSODYNE YOU BARBARIAN

[@Levin-k9t]

I would rather drink my own piss then room temperature water it just makes me gag

[@bobrosshassoss4751]

I like how both of Coggers mains were options for the finale

[@starshineceleste]

"Pick a character you think is least like Duck Hunt Duo"

[@newpancakeman]

Any of the Underdogs: *Shields a move* Editor: But what if they were breathing

[@dominickf6095]

Lucina has personality, it's just so many smash players are anti FE that nobody actually talks about how good the games are. Lucina and Chrom honestly have some of the best stories in any game I've played

[@isaacnuketon]

Most likely to drink water: Picks Lucina and Chrom, Me: But greninja is a water type Pokémon

[@rangerconstruct3474]

10:33 Rip Falco He’s Little Z’s best character

[@reverse_engineered]

I love the punch sound effect as a way to bleep the F-bomb

[@lucapescador-jin2907]

1:04 what an interaction by little z that lead him to a 0.8% lead that almost gave him the win

[@Joe_Vinky]

I’d say this is probably my favorite series on hop’s channel, it’s always a riot

[@shadowstar1298]

The Joker/Ren Amamiya as the one watching the most anime is funny but sad at the same time.

[@sPasTiGHg-yi6wp]

Im kinda sad how negativ they made these question🥲😂

[@capedcrusader19]

That felt like a personal attack, because only a few minutes before clicking this video was I sneakily waiting straight shredded cheese.

[@dawnbelleini8036]

Next time if there's a draw, have the girlfriends fight it out

[@tastybacon255-baconboy5]

"Who would you rather kiss?" Uhh Duck Hunt? Aint nobody say we gotta make out with them i give my boi a quick smooch on the head and move on

[@Pokeario]

Hop and Little z: "Lucina and Chrom have no personality." FE fans: **deep breath in** **sigh** Edit: Don't get the wrong idea, I'm not upset I just want to make people laugh while also subtly saying hey, this joke is kinda overused and isn't funny anymore.

[@GamerSapss]

Yeah I mean not knowing the series, just looking at them doesn't give you an indication of personality, but comeon

[@not_ike]

I wanna say something but i don't know what to say...

[@rielysolorzano1339]

It's me, I'm FE fans

[@GamerSapss]

@@not_ike I mean, responding seriously to counter what they said will just be met with "its a joke, calm down" But on the other hand the joke isnt funny, and hasnt been all the other times they shit on something they dont enjoy just to get a reaction

[@shiranuiprestonsaga8867]

That was a Big bruh moment the disrespect is real.

[@kianamaiart]

i really appreciate the barbie life in the dreamhouse reference. god tier show

[@matthewprats3520]

Falco is now drowning in tears bc Little Z didnt love him

[@adriankudsieh4892]

In the pokemon XY anime Pikachu actually drives a car in one of the later episodes.

[@KrazyNate99]

I feel like Zack has some obsession with children... especially in Mario kart

[@j.a.m8832]

He hates them can you blame him

[@drcrazy2966]

I mean he is a smash player...

[@justinfabela4899]

@@drcrazy2966 lmao Too soon

[@Pyrrhotek]

2:19 Neither of you picked Sephiroth as the hottest character. SHAME!

[@luigi-wy2wt]

0:35 easily my favorite part of the vid

[@gazzamanazza4pm]

The little snippet of "Leaving Earth" from Mass Effect 3 at 10:40, nicely done editor!

[@tapelord3476]

Those dreads on the back of Lucario’s head are what he uses to detect aura. Thank you for asking (:

[@colinpoggers8299]

Wait actually?

[@Juusiii]

There's no chance Zach beats literal link in a fight lol. He's just in a cartoon

[@zaydhusain1395]

The heavily awaited series that just makes you go: D:

[@megandeng25]

me: (doesn't notice Hop's chest) the description: (exists) me: (starts the video over)

[@wonderful_whiscash9534]

Greeting friends Lots of love to all from a friendly axolotl profile picture Edit: am now a friendly squidward sus picture

[@E_Is_Annoying]

Greetings

[@IsaacHND]

so that was a hecking lie

[@wonderful_whiscash9534]

@@IsaacHND oh yeah sorry about that

[@intensellylit4100]

Lying again

[@DoctorNovakaine]

Someone needs to pit Hopcat vs. Little Z on a test of knowledge about all the Smash characters outside of Smash. It would be like those "I got my X to try to name all the characters" videos except about literally everything other than the names.

[@Diamond_Aura]

5:10 Y’all should both play Fire Emblem Awakening lol Chrom and Lucina are both quirky. For example, Chrom canonically eats oranges with the peel on, cooked eggs with the Fire Emblem Shield as a pan, and constantly breaks things as he trains. Lucina has terrible fashion sense that even her own mother doesn’t understand, she is terrified of flying cockroaches (but Chrom isn’t and basically calls her a wimp for not killing it by herself lol), and in some playthroughs, will even consider matricide in order to save the world. The only reason y’all think they don’t have character is because your only exposure to them is purely as a fighter, not as how they act outside of battle, which is actually decently funny/interesting. I highly recommend playing Awakening.

[@FireStriker3064]

Preach! Fire Emblem equality!

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

Lmaooo I forgot chrom eats oranges with the peel

[@SpicyWah]

I love when hop and Little Z upload on the same day. It’s like two for the price of one

[@WorstOneFred]

Hop: Pick the character with the most broken single move Them: Pick Jiggs and plant Me: ... WAIT... but... PIKACHU BACK AIR??? HELLO???😂

[@DBE_TheZek]

Plus Shulk Monado arts were still available, the literal best move in the entire game

[@KiwiBald.]

Joker: * goes arsene mode* Hopcat: "Oh no he's in good mode"

[@pelman]

i feel like lucas would be the kind of person to eat cheese out of the bag at 3 am because he canonically loves cheese edit: im surprised neither of them picked kirby for the "who do you think is the youngest" one seeing as kirby is canonically, like, 6

[@word3946]

I thought Kirby is canonically a thousand year old god but I guess I could be wrong

[@ThatOneWeirdFlex]

Reincarnation is a hell of a drug

[@creativeandfunnyname3744]

"Woah.... Car-stlevania." "Yeah" Brushed right passed that one.

[@PikaSwamps]

This is a sight for sore eyes. I literally walked 4 miles straight (1 Hour 30 Minutes) from my school to my house while having a couple pencils in one of my pockets, and carry a chromebook laptop and my phone for directions. And it’s like 84+ degrees sunny. With no water. I literally got home and the first thing I did was get some water and it felt rewarding. Now this video does too, so thank you.

[@b2j135]

The "things" the back of Lucarios head is a sort of representation of a headbands ends...on a warrior... Like Snake or Ike...but it's...skin? Fur? And it floats when it channels it's Aura

[@true-planet]

as a New Zealander, I can say that Sephiroth would definitely eat the most Weet-Bix

[@pekka_lover_69]

Finally part 2! I have been waiting thank you.

[@manuelsruido4532]

I don't think Zack could beat toon link on a fight

[@SamWeltzin]

Man, dissing Terry like that. Guy's a solid dude. He adopted the son of the man who killed his dad. You gotta be a bro to do something like that.

[@Cloudsubject12]

Fun fact: English people call it weetabix instead of weetbix. Just letting ya know😉

[@coreykelley9441]

Smashdown is so horrendously underrated. My favorite game mode.

[@bevind3590]

Chrom and Lucina don't have any personality **Me remembering their tragic story in awakening**

[@meisterschwert]

Today I learned that Smash players don't appreciate Chrom's love of bear meat.

[@SiebayPlays]

The black appendages on Lucario’s head are aura sensors. Yes, I’m that guy

[@Angry5704]

I legitimately Googled "Has Pikachu driven a car?" haha I don't know what I've become, but I think I hate it.

[@fredsmith8265]

8:06 hehe Hopcat watches anime he is joker/hero

[@Xdawso]

eh death note doesnt count lol

[@kramerfortuna7228]

"Personally, I prefer the Weet-Bix." -Falco, probably

[@cosmiclikesminecraft]

Don’t do Lucina and Chrom like that they have really good characters in their home game

[@mibihukkuo7797]

13:02 “It’s not like when i get a child I’ll kick it. Eh we’ll see” so, every time i lose i kick my child out when?

[@jackf9961]

has someone made a list of these questions? I want to try doing this at home

[@doctorsmiles7591]

Poppit watching this video 😭🥤 "cry's while drinking water"

[@royalefour9937]

0:12, I don’t need to say anything else

[@aquaticfoxtv]

Ridley’s Back reference?

[@royalefour9937]

@@aquaticfoxtv the sound Little Z made

[@aquaticfoxtv]

@@royalefour9937 Ohhhh

[@vix_arilynn]

I love how both Peter and Zack just mind melded and wore their most nasty ass raggedy stretched out shirts that were clearly white at some point but just yellowed and mildewed over time like…boys you guys doin ok? Not to mention that Peter’s nip was half slip the whole time in both part one and two. XD

[@askpuppet7535]

Shucks neutral B is easily the most broken move ever

[@DBE_TheZek]

At least, in Ultimate…*flashbacks to Melee shine

[@Naxal710]

5:23 How did neither of you pick Ryu from streets?!?! He loves water with no ice!

[@doom_slayer9035]

The "Belle Delphine" Robin. Can’t unsee it

[@Redd_Psycho14]

That H-Box edit was gold😂😂

[@JakeYeung-BusterStrife8404]

Hop: "Pick the Most Ugliest Character in smash" Little Z: *Picks Incineroar* Furries: Peace was never an Option

[@aidanstringer5112]

You can really tell a smash player has never played any Fire Emblem if they say Chrom is boring

[@TKT_Mochi]

Hopcat:oh no he's in good mode Mkleo:so you have chosen death

[@PixelDonkey-rj2uv]

Yo...props to whoever the fuck went out of their way to find a clip from Barbie!

[@MrKens]

If Zack has a child he needs to become a Diddy main because he is a DK main.

[@Fryer_0844]

"They caught yoshi without his brasilian" - Little Z 2021