Horny People Have No Rights

[@TheAtlasReview]

This one had it all. Sex. Drama. Simping. Betrayal.

[@thomasway0320]

And the best of all, Tony Todd.

[@colorphone5154]

And also big tiddie demogorgons

[@mr.overlord6720]

Sounds like Star Wars Prequels to me

[@tonypeppermint5329]

@@thomasway0320 Yep.

[@TheDigitalWeeb]

And GAME?

[@feutluser4560]

I bet nobody realized that Neo and JfJ were using game chat. Their teammates could hear... *everything.*

[@chaosinsurgency6636]

Oh god

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Oh God.

[@Rogue_Steve]

oh god

[@congcrab6360]

Oh God

[@ianschlembach6195]

When I first watched this I did not know that was jfj and just thought it was mister online toxicity

[@odd1016]

Almost two minutes was spent debating on who was the horniest, keep up the good work Neo

[@thejfj]

The entire female population do be lookin' kinda quirky tho.

[@Bruh-mg3jk]

they do tho

[@InterdimensionalBreadLover228]

No doubt.

[@TheGingerIsNoGood]

Looka them over there existing and shit.

[@BigStonker]

Don't forget about the trans girls!

[@TheGingerIsNoGood]

@@BigStonker TRANS RIGHTS

[@MiniBlackWaltz]

10:34 I was there while he was making this. I hadn't seen him play RE3R so I had no context. I spent the whole animation stream believing this precious Hunter would find his family and the chat never filled me in...and then the shotgun clip came in Needless to say, my heart broke

[@Bunn-iii]

Me too pal

[@rayn3245]

I find it hilarious that Gabby was trying to talk about the game, only to be yelled over by two thirsty men, having an argument over who's the real simp. What a stream that was.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Standard male behavior. Exhausting

[@hem9483]

you seem so fun and interesting necroing a four year old comment with casual misanddy not! friendless loser vibes! ​@@quantumblauthor7300

[@danielmiller5778]

19:18 Shoutout to Arad Politics for giving this video a great title.

[@weaster4]

[@naterocker0590]

Arad Politics the man himself

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

19:02 His laugh is just priceless, but JFJ made a good point at the same time

[@youhaveviolatedthelaw6729]

so you're here too huh

[@quenonisbsphennin4286]

fuck you

[@ASHHWolfin]

*"I have a brain injury"* Oh that sound- *"My brain is injured"* I'm sorry fo- *"Ow"*

[@mranderson9553]

thos guys have weird time magic so he can probably still feel the injury as if it was happening

[@cptcarlos583]

you're forgetting the *OW*

[@Kloncker]

JFJ and Neo are the prime examples of what happens to people during quarantine

[@aficionadoavacado559]

While also being horny gamers

[@S71xx]

Look up a fella by the handle of "Frisky" dude went a little bonkers.

[@duckiebuck_]

18:52 IM CRYINGN JFJ NOO

[@SourGummiWyrm69]

JFJ HAS HIS FUCKING NUMBER

[@TezKun]

ah yes, the classic "u d u u d u"

[@convolution223]

sequel to the classic novel "u w w w u"

[@eagleeyeliz3417]

@@convolution223 The successor "O w w w O

[@georgegeorgsonsonofgeorgea2940]

To the random guy who asked in the chat, the vortiguants became friendly to humanity because A) they were never really against them and only really attacked them because they were scared and confused having been transported to another dimension as most people would be, I imagine. B) Gordon destroyed the Nihalinth which had been enslaving their species, thus making him their Messiah which is why vortiguants absolutely love him in the second game despite how many of them he killed in the panic at Black Mesa.

[@jester2688]

Gotta say bud...this one here...this is a masterpiece

[@MOTH_MAN_2905]

Every video he makes is a masterpiece

[@praxorock6832]

The best 20 minutes and 26 seconds I've spent in a long time

[@ZoraNextDoor]

Agreed lad a-fucking greed

[@ExecutionerArtemy]

The JFJ segment is a cinematic masterpiece

[@tadpolegaming4510]

"I'd fuck Annette"

[@tonypeppermint5329]

He'll bring a new meaning to rip and tear.

[@vgl3ntdj829]

5:57 He really do be makin half-life scientist noises tho.

[@Sayobaka]

My stomach hurts after the Neo and J exchange. They're a match made in heaven

[@krypticskorpioxero]

Watching Neo geek out about Carlos and his awesome punch parries (amazing timing btw) made my day; the joy and thirst were just so powerful.

[@bneef]

Finally... I have waited for this video ever since Neo finished Re3 remake, and it's finally out. Muy bien, mi amigo... Muy bien...

[@asasanford8513]

19:00 Neo is into Bears? Okay new favorite KZbin

[@amaya981]

Rip tony todd. Had to come back and rewatch that moment in memory.

[@darraghbrowne8478]

The sections to show what game it is are cool

[@tomaszsotysik9438]

Yeah, I almost feel like on PornHub

[@saintdesire8700]

@@tomaszsotysik9438 I'm surprised you were able to make that connection.

[@logbobtom1234]

Tomasz Sołtysik you deserve no rights

[@darraghbrowne8478]

@@logbobtom1234 bit harsh

[@logbobtom1234]

darragh browne title

[@Contr0LLLL]

RIP the GOAT Vortigaunt Tony Todd

[@liamedia3250]

May Tony Todd rest in peace

[@proxyy0070]

"That's your friend" Neo *skeptical noises intensifies*

[@13Gisang]

2:36 Updating my resume to include: - First person in Neo's 'Horny People Have No Rights' video that said "Tony Todd" in the chat * *Conveniently leaving out I was obviously not the first person in the stream to say it >:V

[@bucktheduckk]

Glad to see all that editing made this into one comedic masterpiece

[@swindle9695]

17:15 I went to take a swig of water and wound up having to clean off my desk. I don't know why that got me so much. Another A+ vid, Neo. 'v'

[@ironender9798]

I love how it brackets up the games and the content of course thx neo

[@blubre]

JFJ came into a discord call recently with a new ukulele, it makes sense now. He’s learning new skills to impress the virtual women

[@braxtius8209]

i watched him make this. arent i just special

[@betweenthewired]

no, i am

[@feveredmushroomHD]

My mom thinks i am special

[@TheLapisFreak]

Gotta love J, especially when he's playing with Neo. Dream team.

[@NoName-xi2kx]

13:34 just leaving this here for others and myself...

[@Resi1ience]

The vort's name is Gary canonically. Just thought you might want to know

[@thefettu]

8:05 i truly believe this moment to be the epitome of a meme

[@greyskull6939]

Neo’s power at 8:11

[@harrycarson6526]

Game

[@feutluser4560]

17:39 Orangespongeman summed this up.

[@SourGummiWyrm69]

which one's the mom

[@pinccgoshsuperfantwo]

The "buhhhhhhhhhh?" At the end made all the pain in the world worth it.

[@adreamer5920]

Neo has to do a bit with Alyx now that it has liquid physics

[@iyeetandskeet_6444]

RIP Tony Todd

[@Drakshaw]

The start of 18:50 is where shit hits the fan in terms of laughter. Its moments like these, where you realize who is willing to give shit to friends and its great comedy.

[@user-ls5nl5hr8p]

RIP Tony Todd ;(

[@buns9022]

I like how neo's first idea when it came to nemesis was "t o u c h t h e s h e l f"

[@darioskow9415]

In my opinion, this is one of the best video of Neo after Resident evil Randomizer.

[@RetroHellspawn]

JFJ shouting about the flamethrowers sounded almost exactly like Luke shouting at C-3PO to shut off the trash compactor

[@anthonylima4452]

14:17 was expecting a funny video, then I had to watch mom & dad fight for 6 mins

[@N._99]

My question is who's mom and who's dad?

[@mikehockertz6831]

@@N._99 joe mama

[@N._99]

@@mikehockertz6831 of all the things to comment... You seriously went with something so underwhelming and so.. I dunno, unfunny? That I really had to stop and wonder for a second. Do I come back with something witty or delve into dark, personal matters or should I ignore? I chose none. I'm just gonna shake my head in disdain and leave you with whatever hope you had of being funny to wither like my positive view on the world.

[@MegaKain101]

A video with you and J bickering like an old married couple will always be golden content

[@andrewhoff8782]

Time to uninstall every valve game Neo, the vortigaunt has died. Rest in peace Tony Todd.

[@TheChant2005]

So hyped to see a new video, love your content man

[@12as34df5]

god that entire ending bit with the multiplayer was both that most painful and funniest part. It's just fucking curve ball after curve ball, i got fucking tears in my eyes.

[@mrmatoi1667]

17:03 should've said No, January is cold.

[@Vulpix871]

Rest in Peace Tony Todd.

[@peanutgalery]

18:50 they murdered by boooy ;~;

[@paynexkiller]

I can't believe you went with the take where you ran at the camera. Amazing.

[@dizzyspell8197]

All of Neos reaction to Jill using the BFG was PRICELESS

[@baser4039]

Happiest accident of my life so far finding this in my reccomended and going, "that looks silly as shit, im gonna love it"

[@PastyHC]

7:10 shouldn't have made me laugh this much

[@yektaagra741]

Fun fact: The brain injury vortigaunt is actually named "Gary"

[@ghuudan3940]

9:17 Carlos really summoned up the power of the God Hand

[@GodKaber]

RIP Tony Todd 😢❤

[@upsetpanini]

Still pissed neo wouldnt read me a bedtime story

[@Kursedmods]

6:00 keep coming back for "over he..." 🤣

[@imacookie1217]

The chemistry between JFJ and Neocranium is fucking amazing

[@BiscuitsV2]

Ah man, the animation came out great lol

[@Toowestadam]

Love the video man it was very funny and enjoyable :)

[@jbaker16804]

Neo, I thought you were going to name this video "Favorite guy". Quite the turnaround

[@dufflesmcgee4282]

Amazing vid I was expecting the video tomorrow but I woke up to a surprise :)

[@CW3D]

Tony Todd

[@BigChillenXD]

12:45 YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES.

[@burnt_fuze2281]

RIP to the best vort boy, Tony Todd

[@Murderousblue]

One of the best video's haha. It was absolutely worth the wait Neo!

[@SeaKaned]

This was the video that made me subscribe, Thanks NeoCranium.

[@FALLOUT3514]

I really needed this thank you Neo

[@EzzatAuditore595]

I was just reading some doujins and the notification came in the right time

[@alexlxpg4985]

The digits. Hand them over

[@EzzatAuditore595]

Horny people have no rights

[@alexlxpg4985]

Fine I'll do it myself 213588

[@johndoe-kh9fu]

THE NEWMAKER bamboozled

[@Myterriblelovelife]

Master class of neocranium video making

[@starlenvespercrescendo5676]

Found this in my recommendations did not leave disappointed 😂🤣 I haven't laughed this hard at a single video in a long time Holly crap this was gold!

[@luissantiago5163]

Oh nice! This is going to rock. Awesome

[@karencirqueirabolosedoces4573]

probably one of the best neo vids

[@thecrazyalan6312]

Neo with no beard looks weird

[@thecrazyalan6312]

But a good weird if that makes sense

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Baby mode

[@danthewaterman_]

​@@quantumblauthor7300 the baby

[@angelicoreium]

The thumbnail is literally coming after my whole brand

[@Scout1543]

"It's gonna be okay" *Points gun at dad*

[@Boba_fehtt]

Well this was the first time I've seen your channel but I'll say that was definetly worth the sub, thanks KZbin recommendations you got ONE right!

[@7411y]

That fucking zoom in at 9:50 almost lost me my coffee

[@NockNox]

RIP Tony Todd. He is one with the Vortessence now.

[@pimentinha1121]

this is what i found on best boy Based on the game's files, his name is Gary, based on animation scripts, teleport_gary_introductions, and @gary_scratch_arm. However, this name is never used (either by Alyx or the vortigaunt himself) in the actual game.(copy paste from wiki)

[@silentcommenter]

Hey a neoocranium video might save my depression

[@temothy6963]

Looks like staying up all night *finally* payed off.

[@GhostsOnHoliday]

Seemed like he enjoyed the Resident Evil 3 Remake a lot more than the Resident Evil 2 Remake. Crazy.

[@connorfinnigan263]

Ah yes. My happiness has arived.

[@deepvevo5455]

video came out great, nice neo

[@drdreegzer]

I hate how they cut out the best part of the game The clocktower was awesome

[@Repentedregen]

2:10 10 top betrayals made unintentionally

[@MLGninja101]

I've seen that animation around 50 times and it still crackes me up everytime i see it

[@goop_lord]

I am so glad I'm not the only person who just walked right into that spike pit below the shotgun in HLA. I felt so dumb.

[@KonjacTaylor]

This is what i'm subscribed for

[@stasburdukalo9091]

Oh yeeee, finally!

[@publicaccessafterhours2578]

Ignoring Neo and JFJ arguing for a second, I think one of the better moments is Neo not realizing Tony Todd was the Aliens Voice actor and that Alien's name isn't actually Tony Todd. Either Neo just never watched Candyman or heard of the guy or Tony Todd is that perfect of an name only an Alien would come up with

[@izzeixablau]

OK! Robots are kind sexy ok?

[@livingfailure7264]

Tony Todd? Tony Todd!? Candyman voiced the Vort Boy? This has retroactively become a great realisation for me