T o u c h T h e S h e l f

[@namelessgoon146]

_"Lets try something else; Your mother and father love you, _*_right_*_?"_

[@turitou19]

*TRUMP'S VOICE* WRONG

[@aguspuig6615]

or do they

[@Ace_Games]

But what if. They didn't?

[@My_name_is_I.P._Freely]

(On the speakers of the facility): "Hey, vsauce..." (Behind you): "Michael here.." (In your head): "What if you were totally defenseless?"

[@theshreddedone8322]

This is genius

[@swift5384]

3:35 "lemme get my tools" *flute playing* im dead

[@cattato7873]

Bitch that's a recorder

[@Ace_Games]

No you aren't. You're swift5384

[@quantumblauthor7300]

​@@Ace_Gamesthey _could_ be dead...

[@art07091]

16:25 It's so damn beautiful how fast Neo responds to that

[@shypony5820]

fucking kills me a year later still XD

[@AntanovOCEFGC]

He knew the type of men he was dealing with.

[@apeep7634]

2:56 when you're at the public pool the water suddenly feels warm

[@corg5089]

A Peep Too real 😂

[@thejfj]

Cleatus here

[@cleabus]

helo

[@seductive_toast5041]

JFJ has legs- lol

[@chokalocpurple9243]

AAAAAAAAAAAGH

[@ResidentHope]

Liking this comment would be a sin, removing 666 likes I’d NEVER

[@loganjovanovich3304]

Can i comment on this post? Its cool if i can't tho

[@abobobini]

14:17 the unforgettable sound of two turtles tangled in passion.

[@viktorilinkolov7114]

Turtle Pleasure

[@YikesIsMe]

*Neocranium* - Ph.D in losing.

[@Zack_Zander]

Y𝓲𝓴𝒆𝓼 The truth hurts...

[@bobbm1]

*Hello, I am your father* woah

[@DisDatK9]

God I want to do this to my friends' future children so badly. Genius delivery too

[@DaBonkinator]

[@phoenix-kingz]

Celery God woah :v

[@Lemoncloak]

IT'S SUCH A GOOD REACTION

[@Dracodeumonis]

10:37 I love this reaction, so genuinely touched, and disturbed 2 seconds later

[@ElvenImmortal]

2:10 That was better than any movie actor I've ever seen, that was so genuine the way he yelled "GOOO!!!" LOL

[@BreakdancePeach]

19:05 His cop instincts really kicked in

[@itsmeanunoriginaljoke431]

No, that's the ATF. Here's the difference: cops plant crack, ATF shoots your dog, FBI puts cp on your computer and CIA kidnapps you.

[@sonicalex2536]

@@itsmeanunoriginaljoke431 Nuh uh the CIA suicides you

[@AmygdalasBalls]

LMFAO

[@MCG55555]

Told you the shelf worked out.

[@NeoCranium]

Unsung hero right here. He/She/They/*pointing* walked me through RE3.

[@MCG55555]

I am guy. Also, sent you a friend request!

[@cyberjon1546]

Yikes...strange to see this

[@RoyalSouls]

I fear what'll he say about the remake...

[@UnbakedMango]

Holy shit its Casualties, ive missed that gloriously voiced man.

[@TheMikkius]

I think people would pay Snake to laught at them

[@stan5794]

the fuck is that pfp

[@ebolachanislove6072]

@@stan5794 2 armchairs next to eachother

[@stan5794]

@@ebolachanislove6072 thanks

[@stan5794]

weird armchairs though

[@StringierHail56]

4:57 Just the monotony of "tiger woods" makes me die every single time

[@martistheartist7494]

It was perfectly set up too and how he got closer to the mic and said it.

[@amateurishauthor2202]

"I luv to kall Sambies tu!" Adorable, I absolutely love it XD

[@DuckyTheFox]

9:28 We may of found the original "are ya winning son?"

[@delsin1126]

That opening was so fucking cute! Sambies!

[@blubre]

Twenty-thREE MINUTES? Edit: So glad you could get Hannibal Buress as a guest star

[@Fleetwayy]

That kid in the beginning is the literal sweetest thing I've ever heard

[@sarahc5875]

Lets not ignore the fact that at 0:05 Combine says, "Babies aren't real."

[@codenamepariah]

oh fuck mary has children NEO WHAT DID YOU DO

[@D-34]

9:28 Is this the first "are you winning son?" meme?

[@ianschlembach6195]

Probably

[@AydarBMSTU]

Nah, stoner, it originated in January 2014 on 4chan

[@Mozay3D]

Neo's videos are the only ones on KZbin that I get genuinely excited about Keep up the gnarly work or I might fall into depression

[@rhysthereddragon1326]

Wow, I didn’t know Nemesis couldn’t get you if you *T O U C H T H E S H E L F* in OG RE 3. Good to know.

[@RandomGerman8008]

That beginning was great! Just going around mowing down zombies, and then all of a sudden, out of nowhere *loud gasp* "Its my baby!" I was just thinking "WTF? Zombie babies?" Then I realized she had someone actually with her.

[@Pralco]

DUDE FUCKING CASUALTIES, YESSSS

[@wearenotundone]

_"hello i am your father"_ *w o a h*

[@exhaustpipe_4222]

I wonder where his roommates are now

[@Ian_games06]

In heaven, God rest their life's o7 🥹

[@StaticRooster]

:0 I always let out an audible little noise when I see a new Neo video! Thanks for the videooooo! Editing top notch as always.

[@brettCU]

Neocranberry, your videos make me laugh-a-lot and I love them.

[@yougotanychange3376]

Jesus this was 7 years ago? Time flies fast when you're in your 20s I'm almost 30 now

[@bobria68]

These streams look comfy af how do i watch them?

[@NeoCranium]

I stream on KZbin, so if you're subscribed you should be getting notifications of when I stream. Otherwise, it's usually at random, but I'll certainly be streaming RE7 in the next couple of days.

[@Retrotard]

Is there any particular reason for you only streaming on youtube? Not hating, i think it's great

[@NeoCranium]

Nope. Lazy, I guess.

[@elogan5817]

Please stop with the webcam. It doesn't add much, it distracts more and doesn't help the content in any way.

[@TheAntiSanta]

But, the bullshit with the Roomates wouldn't have worked without the Webcam.

[@overlysaltymisosoup4718]

One of your best videos yet, Neo. Thanks for always putting out the best content.

[@supermaryg]

can i find death count: 7 on snake's soundcloud?

[@IamSilent121]

God damn, I LOVE it when you guys play games together XD You guys are just the funniest when you're together.

[@CheeseYourself]

6:51 & 8:47 personal timestamps for the ghetto murder scenes because they're too funny

[@swift5384]

Jesus that ending scared the shit out of me

[@maxkiller2153]

20:40 . Thank me later.

[@ngmajora6986]

God this is the best channel I've never so consistently died from laughter

[@TheA1ternative]

Sambies?

[@65smoof]

I'm the the guy who keeps turning your streams into tweets

[@husk2491]

BEHOLD, MY TERRIBLE CAMEO. I'M READY FOR THE OSCARS Meanwhile, seems I've missed some shit. Damn you, timezones! I had fun though. Fun stream!

[@mindfloww8834]

Expand your mind. Do salvia. Drift your car. Touch the shelf.

[@chrisescareno734]

I was looking through my recommended and stumbled upon this gold mine of quality content 👌

[@Mooseshovel]

VSauce, micheal here. Black Lives Matter. Or do they?

[@williamsmith281]

SPOILER ALERT: They don't.

[@HComfy]

*music plays*

[@themindset4164]

@@williamsmith281 *I'M TRIGGERED*

[@fxtrt1298]

This one aged well

[@glowingterror6909]

This is a big yikes now

[@hippo1985]

The part with Jason walking along playing the Arthur theme tune had me in stitches :D +! New Subscriber here pal...

[@alexdietrich7975]

2017 neo was a different era. Wowza

[@Joe14876]

HE PLAYS GEARS OF WAR YEA-

[@khaopodyhaimak9244]

I wish i found you sooner what a shame.

[@Bindleton]

it's been so long since I have heard the soothing sounds of rays voice

[@themindset4164]

15:58 omg i think I'm dying I laughed so much 😷 my vocal cords are 💀

[@hmrsnl]

Thanks for making me shit myself laughing during exams my dude!! You, snake, and Mary stay classy 👌🏻👌🏻

[@caveopp7708]

I like how some one typed in chat "Neo and Snake WIN! They realized friendship was more important!"

[@aydon1276]

CHRIS?

[@aydon1276]

I actually got ASMR when he did the ASMR thing

[@swift5384]

This day went from crappy to better than christmas as soon as i saw the notification

[@CoreUnderscore]

Holy fuck I cracked at the [mainteance check]. I'm so happy I'm subscribed to you Neo

[@dariusorigami]

Each time I watch this again... "We're killing zombies!"... *inhales* IT'S ZE-...

[@bismarku]

"it smells like your older brother's car" hit too close to home xd

[@Diceded]

9:28 "Are ya winnin', son?"

[@ThunderBlunt139]

Here at 19:05 if you pay attention to the cam you can see Neo do a double take of what he saw

[@TheKefkah]

I never noticed that before. 😯

[@acetrigger1337]

that kid is amazing, and his mom is doing a great job.

[@Caesarsal4d]

Yk' criken may have left this squad ofbrilliant players behind, but I'm glad Neo is still here.

[@rogueknight8955]

Another Upload by NeoCranium... Nice. (Keep it up man, love your editing)

[@sethwins7740]

what was that ending neo?

[@NeoCranium]

i turned the stream on by accident kzbin.info/www/bejne/Zpaym6Gcnd2GZsUh2m19s i need to watch what i press on my keyboard

[@65smoof]

NeoCranium Oh God you responded to my comment on my other account

[@godofsucc8449]

10:33 Holy shit, Neo looks like Jim Carrey with a bowl cut at that angle

[@MidnightAngel777]

Your editing style is so entertaining

[@WolfyFancyLads]

Touch the shelf. Caress the shelf. Whisper sweet nothings to the shelf. Spend the night with the shelf.

[@ajeje1996]

"You see, Nemesis? Huh?! This is why we never give you full guns! Because you KEEP FUCKING LOSING THEM!"

[@Reddline198X]

How do you get your webcam to do the autofocus/ track thing? That's p cool

[@Skelegun1337]

Some webcams have a facetracking feature. My like 8 year old webcam does and it sucks, but I'd imagine modern ones have it better developed.

[@Zack_Zander]

AModestProposal The *_Power_* of _EdItInG_

[@MrLoupaile]

THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO EVER! CLOSE EVERYTHING GUYS, HE WINS...

[@LettuceGoblin]

2017 being 6 years ago does not feel right at all

[@henryisolation9998]

Honestly can't stop watching your videos. Always expect the best and I am never disappointed,

[@sourwasabi5229]

i was watching this in my back ground while i worked than i heard you say omar's here and I got the big spook

[@chpe2501]

Wheres the bit with neo failing to do the shelf glitch like 6 times.

[@PuxelG]

I really hope I find roommates like that one day.

[@phoenix-kingz]

Just the ball of innocence is like: kwell deh sombies If my kids are ever like that so little I’ll know I’m doing my job 😂

[@PIXEL-yt3fu]

its funny hearing neo's real name is chris, just so used to neo

[@jebbe1]

Dang wth, one of the few youtubers who I watch to the end, coz you find gems like this at the end

[@FuriTheRonin]

i love how i heard an ice cream truck right when they talked about ice cream im acutally woried

[@blackcatthegreat182]

Oh look, Tower Unite, also known as a more pricey less content filled Garrys Mod.

[@Dyris222]

Can't wait to touch the shelf in the remake

[@solomonthekaijudemon344]

I need more stuff with that kid in the beginning

[@lulka117]

That touch the shelf shit took waayyyyy longer irl than in the video.

[@goldengoron3433]

I fucking lost it at Jason yelling I PLAY GEARS OF WAR

[@mostlydedable]

I might not be your #1 fan but I'll still love you like one.

[@ixams]

i love your "family" they're quite fun

[@fuzzbuster007]

god damn, top quality editing as always

[@theyatsyspam]

Holy fffff I want to play Killing Floor 2 with neoo~

[@oservoasafe]

2017 was 7 years ago?

[@propermemester8991]

holy shit neo's name is chris

[@SampledTax7]

Neo: I am your father. The Kids reaction represents everyones reaction to that: Whoa

[@fekyubich9055]

Bruh I died when Jason started jamming to the Arthur theme song

[@CoinWasher]

Sometimes, I imagine everything is happening in an episode of the Eric Andre show.

[@chillguy_eli]

19:12 he discreetly puts a dog down

[@Ash_Vulpine]

"Dude ugh huuuhhhur fffffpt"

[@Doginawall]

I love this kid

[@danielmiller5778]

Maybe if you touch the shelf.