Horrible Review of the Playstation 5

[@gracecalis5421]

"Is the PS5 good?" "My country is in turmoil" "uh"

[@JokobZuma]

Underrated comment

[@PlayerBenefit]

This comment needs more likes

[@quinnsmith-cameron1011]

The article is actually hilarious

[@lolstuffenjoy9880]

What

[@joenelson4193]

@@JokobZuma This didn't age well.

[@DeadwingDork]

"This Japanese console release ignores the issues of MY country!" Great, thanks.

[@jagerbombasstic]

^Discord mod^ Edit: I was pointing to a comment asking “are you 18 yet?” Seems they deleted it.

[@eshock753]

@Jf Kaks Reborn You either asked this because you don't get the sarcasm, or because you're just being a creep. I can't tell which.

[@goddamnarshia]

@Jf Kaks Reborn what the hell joe biden

[@luasiaimas3566]

@Jf Kaks Reborn wait why does that matter-

[@jackofastora8962]

@Jf Kaks Reborn “I once forced a girl I was “friends” with to show me her feet” confirmed discord mod

[@Owen-fi5bv]

This sounds like someone who became a game journalist after a tragically futile failed attempt at real journalism

[@agostinho6550]

"real journalism" is subjective...

[@floppydysk]

@@agostinho6550 you knew what he meant lol

[@RomanianSniper]

@@agostinho6550 safe space is the other way sir

[@GammaGaming22]

I think if he tried real journalism he would be embraced with open arms by the mainstream media.

[@xujio]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmPZoHmenLmqfZY

[@allthebestnamesaretaken.3220]

"Some people are crippled, therefore, you should feel ashamed for walking."

[@Aitaitaitai]

I read that as wanking, not walking at first and got a good laugh

[@EGO.BReAKERR]

"Some crippled are peopled. Therefore, you should feel walked for shaming."

[@Killerbee_McTitties]

Don't tell me you're not using a wheelchair in public and actually walk on your legs. Thats hella disrespectful and racist, shit like this is why people are afraid to become gamers.

[@stjeep]

dude, dont tell me youre SERIOUSLY thinking right now. that is extremely ableist, and rude to the mentally handicapped. if you refuse to get your brain removed, youre ableist and a racist white supremacist. imagine how much privilege you have to be able to use your brain.

[@pianoraves]

@@Aitaitaitai thanks

[@TheActMan]

I feel like some people are so engrossed with negativity that they can't find happiness in the world. So they simply want everyone else to feel as miserable as they do. It's shocking that such an article was approved by anyone at Kotaku. But it's not like their reputation could get any lower

[@derushcore9514]

Who r u exactly

[@blitzkrieg1098]

Hey I know you

[@2spooky2play66]

Hello Male of Acting!

[@killerhunter9776]

Didn’t expect to see you here. What a pleasant surprise.

[@lols5534]

Your bioshock review was bad because of Covid-19

[@fidget0227]

“How do you like the PS5?” “Honestly America’s healthcare system is siphoning funds from the American people. In this essay...”

[@funnyboiha6919]

@Trash Bandit what a legend

[@Demoonz]

@Trash Bandit Cool, but why?

[@probablyants]

@Trash Bandit Bro everyone knows it by heart, why even post it

[@narutogon2306]

[feedback] kzbin.info/www/bejne/qaWwh5SDj896aMk SEE if only you want to not to spread hate. He doesn't know im doing this

[@kyltib24]

How to not write you thesis statement 101

[@Patterrz]

I can't wait for their Xbox review to hear about specific COVID death statistics

[@none-vr6vr]

Kotaku is gonna turn into a news site within game journalism

[@dereksbooks]

Especially with fake or at least dubious numbers.

[@necro9541]

Oh Patterz is here. Hello!

[@RJT80]

The best part is that Dr Birx actually said we'd lose 200,000-400,000 if we did everything right. Unfortunately nobody was listening to her anymore because the weird cult of personality thing got its hands on Fauci and elevated him to god status. I think But dropped off the face of the planet. Smart woman.

[@Lysergic_]

@@RJT80 the first sentence and last sentence make sense, but everything else you wrote just doesn't make chronological sense, logical sense, or even a fictional sense of sense.

[@patwilson9186]

"Would you like fries with that?" "I want justice to be accessible to all Americans" "So no fries?"

[@amberb9701]

When your childhood dream was to become a political commentator but you got stuck being a game reviewer instead:

[@arandomsupra]

@Joshua EdwinRoehl .

[@xujio]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmPZoHmenLmqfZY

[@amberb9701]

@Joshua EdwinRoehl ?

[@crozanegovult4526]

Games journalists don't want to be games journalist, it's just the only writing job that will take them.

[@Daniel-yz5qj]

@Joshua EdwinRoehl kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKjRlHSHqtefp80

[@osyrus8858]

And the editor was just like “yeah”.

[@JoeTheBlacksmi14]

“That’ll show em”

[@MikeSW]

"These are in fact words."

[@whatisbow2865]

Either that person is in to that shit or they are forced to because the higher ups are in to that shit.

[@umersalman1]

Good point. Imagine if you're the editor and you refuse to publish this garbage. Later, your employee goes on a twitter rant, calls you a trump supporter and gather followers that come after you and get you fired. If I were in his shoes, I'd say "yeah" too. xD xD

[@dybixs1400]

"Yeah, That will do it."

[@harley550]

Here’s my review of the new Xbox: “I really like it. It is a great console, very powerful. I’m dying of covid and am in crippling debt. 0/10”

[@chadpowell1832]

Yeah the hardware was excellent and the graphics were amazing , but unfortunately I got aids after I got laid for the first time because a girl liked playing x box with me sooooo 0/10

[@hystericallover5989]

i didn't notice any framedrops, even while playing the most graphically intensive games, AND running quick resume. the controller is incredibly similar to the last one, but if it ain't broke, don't fix it. fairly good lineup of games on top of everything else. too bad i died of stage 4 cancer after playing monster hunter. 0/10

[@nigward.1018]

My review of xbox I love how powerful it is. Quick resume is very nice and running games at these top tier specs for less than a pc is great. But my parents got a divorce then my dad killed himself and my mom wgot in a car crash 0/10

[@cirescythe]

jep. and joe Biden will just wipe their crippling debt away.... by putting crippling debt on EVERYONE else :D

[@nigward.1018]

@@cirescythe nobody was talking about politics

[@frog1405]

This is literally the "sir, this is a wendy's" meme come to life.

[@saladbread8127]

Kotaku is like that kid in school who always answers the question but gets them wrong every time.

[@Tribune_of_Italia]

There's nothing wrong with that though

[@I-Tried-Ok]

Lol kzbin.info/www/bejne/enKXm4NpfJKSfNU

[@callmeqt1269]

@@Tribune_of_Italia you have to be kidding

[@edinsauce9776]

@@Tribune_of_Italia it is when the teacher gets fed up with the kid and gives everyone a quiz

[@himbokoopa]

@@Tribune_of_Italia no there is definitely a lot wrong with that

[@KizaruB]

This guy just wanted to spout his political grievances while still being able to milk revenue from PS5 hype. This entire article is just extraneous information.

[@binkssake7282]

If Kizaru wrote a review for PS5, he would spread World Government propaganda, so is Kizaru any better?

[@pepsiorcoke3570]

Kotaku.exe

[@kazuiyah]

how did you managed to say ben beckmann without your lips touching?

[@emmanuelllavore1775]

Do you grow your own weed or do you buy it from someone? If it's the latter, is Benn Beckman your former dealer?

[@praneilmukkamala4538]

Eyyyyy it's kizaru wassup

[@xXB1izzardXx]

*”this is basically like going into a restaurant reminding everyone that there’s people starving in the world - and then getting a seat at that restaurant.”* Perfect.

[@hornyleftbuttcheek856]

Haha

[@Luca-jr1zn]

Accurate

[@kakyoindonut3213]

yeah I mean, we all know there is some people who starving or something, but that doesn't mean we suppose to feel they pain, they suppose to feel our enjoy

[@denimforever]

and getting your meal paid for - by the restaurant

[@bravoseis1937]

Charlie has Great Speech. Makes A joke and Makes So much Sense. Wouldn't be mad if he Was the President of the Whole World.

[@kirikakirikakirika]

This reminds me of the time my sister graduated from University. Everyone was expecting to go in, get their diploma, and have a great time, but partway through the ceremony the dean killed the mood by saying (and yes, I recorded it), "I wanted to give an uplifting speech and tell a few jokes, but I think it's far more important to take this time to remember that we stole this land off the Natives. We killed them for it, destroyed their tribes, their traditions, their culture, and today we're using their land to ensure everyone has a better future except them. As you accept your diploma, just remember whose backs you're standing on." Funnily enough, the University wasn't built on Native land (it was untouched), and my sister's best friend, who's half Cree, looked at me after his little speech and just said, "Jesus Christ, what a c*nt."

[@djvrim8557]

Your comment is underrated :D Congrats to your sister tho

[@kirikakirikakirika]

​@@julius7824 It's not fake, but okay. And no, I'm not posting the video. Then people will know what university I'm talking about and I don't think that's fair, considering it's not actually a bad school. The dean's just an idiot. Plus my sister and her friend are in it and thanks but we like our privacy. Also, using "gay" as an insult is very 15 year old teen in 2001.

[@julius7824]

@@kirikakirikakirika fair enough

[@whydoiexist2180]

@@julius7824 i cant believe it

[@someobscuremusicchannel]

@@julius7824 you're fake and gay

[@ihavefriends216]

Next kotaku article: “homeless white man insults journalist and is a danger to society”

[@tomlenid699]

Halfway veiw the articles going to be like now I can't be as mad at this homeless man as I can be because the brand new playstation 5 is coming out and I'm very excited

[@I-Tried-Ok]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/enKXm4NpfJKSfNU lol

[@timmytimeturtle6331]

@@I-Tried-Ok Reported for spam.

[@riskyy2657]

*omg i found penguinz0 deleted video, here’s the link..->* kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJfHhnWLptZkbrM

[@godlikemachine645]

@@riskyy2657 no one click the links, they aren't actual youtube. Report them.

[@reubenphilip_712]

Crippled Man: *starts walking* Kotaku: There are so many people that can’t walk, and while it’s nice that you can walk, it’s just saddening for me to think about the people that can’t walk, unlike you...

[@YungIndian]

lmao

[@MikeSW]

😅

[@kaydotcontent]

Ivar just came to my mind (??? Lmao

[@nopewipe8900]

"And now on walking simulator 2021."

[@OriginalSuper]

Hmm

[@mankdemelord6974]

Kotaku is the kid that asks if there’s any homework at the end of class.

[@ironsentinel6047]

So is there?

[@iloveseeingtheworldburn4035]

@@ironsentinel6047 SHHHHH

[@evil_icicle]

@@ironsentinel6047 Yes

[@gameaddict1074]

@@ironsentinel6047 "Just go home."

[@devaxionrl8189]

@@ironsentinel6047 Sorta

[@dogol284]

PS5: I have real time raytra- Kotaku: “OH WOE IS ME, FOR AN ELDERLY WHITE MAN IS MY PRESIDENT. I CAN NOT LIVE IN THIS WORLD!”

[@dogol284]

@Vishnu Kachamgottu-Student I’m not Hindu, I don’t feel like it.

[@dogol284]

@Vishnu Kachamgottu-Student yeah but I REALLY don’t care. Like I care a negative amount. Talk to George Harrison not me

[@dogol284]

@Vishnu Kachamgottu-Student you’re surely joking... right? Please...

[@agentx250]

@Vishnu Kachamgottu-Student Your level of cringe is over 9,000.

[@DouglasQuaid999]

@Vishnu Kachamgottu-Student PS5: I have real time raytra- Kotaku: OH WOE IS Me, FOR AN ELDERL- Vishnu: YOU ARE NOT YOU, YOU ARE THE SPIRIT SOUL OF THE MATERIAL BODY

[@Redbaron333]

It still baffles me that Charlie can just spit absolute golden one-liners without thinking or scripting

[@snowstorm0242VODS]

He was in the hunger games too

[@vvspapik]

@@snowstorm0242VODS lmao😭

[@ConfusedSpaghetti]

Right??

[@I-Tried-Ok]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/enKXm4NpfJKSfNU

[@chickenbonevlogs9098]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b3TIqGOYl7RlgdU sodocyd

[@DylBreaker]

my girlfriend said “i think he submitted the wrong assignment”

[@dereksbooks]

They're not journalists. They're activist propagandists.

[@thesteve4235]

Good for you giving her credit. I woulda stole that line.

[@arandomsupra]

@Joshua EdwinRoehl do not

[@liiightoriginal9949]

nice flex

[@xujio]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmPZoHmenLmqfZY

[@3DGECASE]

"Radical change rather than incremental electorialism." Is that a call for revolution? In a PS5 review?

[@fishyfish1917]

It is. And it is horrible.

[@superfluousnscrupulous]

Viva la Revolution

[@CaleTheNail]

That's what happens when you let commies run the media 🤷‍♂️

[@fdrudy-iridium50]

He’s discreetly getting a message out to his revolutionary rebel cell

[@nofanealbni]

@@CaleTheNail Beloved commie Rupert Murdoch

[@CheeseYourself]

"Yeah, _Amnesia: Rebirth_ is a pretty good game, but it's definitely held down by the fact that half of the people that have ever lived on Earth died as children, less than 10% of wild rabbits live to adulthood, and the star-forming age of the universe will only last for a few trillion years, then another Googol years before heat-death, when entropy reaches its maximum and time becomes meaningless. So yeah, _Amnesia: Rebirth_ gets a 0/10 from me." - Kotaku, probably (all of that shit is actually true tho)

[@gramboni0624]

So this article became: "The PS5 is bad because we need to overthrow the government of the United States."

[@I-Tried-Ok]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/enKXm4NpfJKSfNU

[@chickenbonevlogs9098]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b3TIqGOYl7RlgdU ebakospe

[@damondgreen2239]

Yeah I wouldn’t take this review seriously once politics got involved.

[@user-jt6rh8xy6n]

@@damondgreen2239 They started the review with politics... I think they where reviewing The United States government.

[@damondgreen2239]

@@user-jt6rh8xy6n I guess that’s what I get for not paying attention.

[@WirierBen300]

I think we just found the ultimate example of "Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s"

[@Sullyvar]

Stolen comment (i think)

[@Sullyvar]

@@Hackedatonepoint ok but i don't know why you went through the trouble of sending that link instead of saying it yourself

[@aaronlvov8805]

Ma’am Wendy’s is one of the best fast food restaurants

[@I-Tried-Ok]

Lol kzbin.info/www/bejne/enKXm4NpfJKSfNU

[@wellhellothereitllbefun4901]

No this is Patrick!

[@XrayTag]

The logic of that review: "I might not be buying a PS5 because politics and a global pandemic exists. Even though those reasons seem irrelevent to a gaming console, im just arguing for the sake of arguing to spoil everyone's day"

[@radiofloyd2359]

I mean it's fine if that's what this particular person thinks, but that is not a review...

[@msgpatient7850]

The guy wants to be a political journalist

[@rajadarwish4712]

It's like saying you shouldn't eat nuggets because you can drive a car

[@yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466]

So how did you find the new console? "Well you'll see, wHiTE MeN..."

[@eggsbruhnadict4298]

That’s it. I’m not buying it

[@bluestone5544]

What's name of the girl in your pfp

[@kartikkumar8470]

@@bluestone5544 Bruh, really?

[@bluestone5544]

@@kartikkumar8470 nah, I just saw the pfp and she kinda looked like blackpink Jennie to me so I asked to check if my guess was correct

[@bluestone5544]

@@kartikkumar8470 also am I not supposed to ask that question?

[@JustinY.]

That man is the hero we need, but not the hero we deserve.

[@neilboyles3913]

Oh hey

[@faro8784]

It has been one fucking minute

[@shade0636]

Here before this comment blows up.

[@lordfaggatron1687]

No you are

[@dink6691]

Y

[@TeenageMutantZuckerTurtle]

“This is a pretty good cheese burger, Wendy’s. But I’d be remiss to ignore all the reasons not to be excited for the Wendy’s double bacon cheeseburger. There is a pandemic killing people, China’s building concentration camps, thousands of people die from cancer every day, and poverty, starvation, and disease run rampant in developing nations. As I’m writing this, it looks very likely that there will be a new president or something in America. But it’s clear none of that bad stuff will go away just because a new old white man is sitting behind the resolute desk. The world is fundamentally broken in a way that necessitates radical purple alien snap rather than incremental electorialism. The harsh truth is that, for the reasons listed above and more, a lot of people simply won’t even be able to buy the Wendy’s double bacon cheeseburger, regardless of supply. Or if they can, concerns over increasing big smart intellectual vocab word in the United States and the growing threat of political violence supersede any enthusiasm about the burger’s gooey cheese or how the crunchy bacon makes the burger more delicious. That’s not to say you can’t be excited for those things-I certainly am, on some level-but there’s an irrefutable level of privilege attached to the ability to simply do a leisure activity without actively giving yourself a brain aneurism over American politics that are irrelevant to said leisure activity.”

[@truextc3569]

sir, this is a wendy’s

[@jacks1083]

"Ma'am, this is just a Wendy's"

[@firstname697]

I hope this becomes the next widely used copypasta

[@Kappa123]

perfect

[@neoneonize]

Genius

[@dissmo706]

"here's my presentation on ocean environments" *starts citing Trotsky*

[@manonthemoon5335]

I mean to be fair, there is an insanely weird connection between oceans and Trotsky

[@shartbearer]

"Kotaku is a joke" Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

[@ChAoticRAM3N]

No lies detected here

[@magustrigger9195]

Stunning and brave.

[@letlotlosebbale5246]

This is true, I'm an african.

[@HodorismyDad]

It breaks my heart to read that, but sometimes you just have to face reality.

[@Sniperbear13]

my mind has been blown

[@TerrorGeneric]

0:56 My headcanon says that Charlie, midsentence, heard a lost dog barking in the neighborhood, rushed outside, kissed it, picked it up, found its beloved owner, *then* came back for the rest of the video

[@snowstorm0242VODS]

He is the hero we need but dont deserve

[@I-Tried-Ok]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/enKXm4NpfJKSfNU

[@Leo-nz4nf]

@@I-Tried-Ok Why are you just pasting this onto every comment?

[@ordinarymimir6455]

YES. This is the comment I needed.

[@TerrorGeneric]

@@Leo-nz4nf Yeah it's irritating when people plug their videos in the comments. btw guys check out this video i made kzbin.info/www/bejne/mZTFhHmNhdh3hs0

[@onyzil605]

Definitely one of those "How dare you not like your food, kids are starving in Africa" types.

[@kgkomrin]

But worse

[@arandomsupra]

@Joshua EdwinRoehl shut up

[@blackoutgenez]

its even worse, its "how dare you enjoy food"

[@xujio]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmPZoHmenLmqfZY

[@arandomsupra]

@@xujio kzbin.info/www/bejne/hHbOdKxrl82CqtE

[@curtisglod2531]

I dont think gaming ever needed or wanted journalists.

[@bravoseis1937]

Depends, Some want to Know an upcoming game, Or want a honest review of a game your interest on. I am very interested in Cold War obviously many find The Campaign very good and zombies also cool. But then are the ones that don't make sense, Like this Site. Doesn't give a Review of the PS5 just rants about what's happening in The World.

[@edwardeyvyn963]

Very agree

[@PlgDctr]

Oldschool gaming journalism was awesome. There used to be no Steam with it's super easy refund system, no massive rating agregators like Metacritic, no such things as letsplays. The only way to purchase a game was to go to your local store and buy a non-refundable hardcopy (I mean you probably could refund somewhere, but it really depended on the rules and good will of your local store), so you actually wanted to know if the game was worth begging money from your parents to buy it. And the best source of that information were game journalists. And they used to actually care, being a shill was not normal back then, it was massively shunned upon. And they would actually take their time to play the game and try their best to understand it and write a well thought out review. There was no need to rush with review, people wouldn't necessary want to run in the store immediately after the release, they were waiting for some objective information first. But that's the old times I'm talking about, those time are in the past and gaming journalism should have stayed there as well. To see what it has degenerated into today, I mean it's just disgraceful.

[@olivercharles2930]

@@PlgDctr That sounds pretty awful tbh. Kotaku might be kinda trash, but there is nothing better than metacritic, lets plays and stuff like that. Getting information and opinions on a game is much easier than ever and you got a gigantic pool of it as opposed to one journalist in a tacky magazine.

[@Popcornmix494]

Kotaku Cyberpunk 2077 review: The game looks great and has great gameplay, BUT people are dying of hunger in Africa 5/10 didnt solve world hunger.

[@I-Tried-Ok]

Lmao kzbin.info/www/bejne/enKXm4NpfJKSfNU

[@complimentbot7015]

Awesome comment!

[@xbigbooshx4643]

Pretty much.

[@xbigbooshx4643]

@@complimentbot7015: At least this bot spreads positivity. Thank you, ComplimentBot.

[@gab301]

This reviewer is the kid who says “IF she gets better” when you say you’re gonna get your cat a new bed once she gets better

[@radiofloyd2359]

Yikes.

[@homemadeduck1022]

That's oddly specific...

[@AltoStratusX1]

Not even. The writer is a moron who'd give you a whole lecture about the selfishness of owning a pet when people need medicine and food how dare you give it to a cat.

[@alexicon7034]

@@AltoStratusX1 What an Angela

[@jcardboard]

Perfect analogy

[@NostalgiaMan]

The moment politics comes into gamins is the time I exit totally. I am not talking about storyline I mean the actual companies that make the devices.

[@killerqueen6054]

This

[@chickenbonevlogs9098]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b3TIqGOYl7RlgdU agndkdof

[@I-Tried-Ok]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/enKXm4NpfJKSfNU

[@ddm_gamer]

@Jf Kaks Reborn :flushed:

[@SupaNova191]

Yep, I never bought Battlefield V because of this.

[@BillyMays6]

“The harsh truth is, they won’t be able to buy a PlayStation 5” oh no, what will people do if they can’t buy a PlayStation 5. they might have to play other video games or find a different way to entertain themselves! Oh the humanity!

[@RandomHandleLol1738]

They might have to buy a....... *whispers and concerned looks around the table* PlayStation 4! *Gasps of horror, with a woman shrieking and then subsequently fainting*

[@pIplup423]

@@RandomHandleLol1738 OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU MAKE SUCH A CLAIM

[@RandomHandleLol1738]

@@pIplup423 Or, even worse...... they might..... *panicked whispers* they might...... have to..... go outside and touch grass! *everybody screams as the fire alarm is pulled*

[@softwet6393]

@@RandomHandleLol1738 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOOD LORD HAVE MERCY

[@mattsstuff08]

@@RandomHandleLol1738or even even worse they might have to get a…. PS3 😱😱😱

[@MichaelMineCraftings]

"Playstation? No! You need a *Proper* *Healthcare* *Institution* " -that guy

[@JohnnyInJapan]

Proper as in "free". Everything should be "freeeeee!"

[@pvt.gaminggummybear6337]

@@JohnnyInJapan “Proper” as in every other developed country in the world beats our ass in terms healthcare outcomes

[@izzebella2005]

Why cant ppl let me focus on video games more then my health, I'm gonna die early anyways smh

[@pvt.gaminggummybear6337]

@D G Wow what a big brain you have sir. “Everyone dies, so why try to fix anything?” Is that your argument? You should probably think through your beliefs more instead of trying to be apathetic about everything because you think it makes you edgy

[@edcaous]

@@pvt.gaminggummybear6337 No, the argument is that you should try seeing "every other developed country" first before making a claim that you might not fully understand, and that while people are dying in America, they are also dying everywhere else. That is only what I think he was trying to say. I could be misinterpreting.

[@shidbot420]

What happened from 0:57 to 0:58?

[@Mykl0000]

He entered his range

[@DerpyOreo]

nobody knows

[@Noicey777]

Jesus went to heal a wounded man outside, then came back to finish his sentance.

[@I-Tried-Ok]

Lol kzbin.info/www/bejne/enKXm4NpfJKSfNU

[@mightyone3914]

Looks like his beard grew a lot in the meantime. Timetravel?

[@canban]

"Kotaku is like a septic tank. You exactly know what you're getting when you look inside of it but you're still constantly disgusted." - Jesus 3:40

[@Cocky69]

Jesus had me ded

[@Cocky69]

@Vishnu Kachamgottu-Student the *w h a t*

[@Cocky69]

@Vishnu Kachamgottu-Student everything

[@Lil-Stupid-]

@Vishnu Kachamgottu-Student I'm Lucifer I don't have a soul

[@brokenlegs8431]

"I really like the improved gra-" "THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED"

[@hiiamelecktro4985]

This “reviewer” must be fun a person. Imagine him at parties. “Happy birthday little Timmy but that doesn’t matter, does it? because while were a speaking there are people starving to death, North Korea’s dictatorship continues and China keeps building concentration camps where your birthday presents probably come from”

[@Findyification]

rofl that probably true

[@riskyy2657]

*omg i found penguinz0 deleted video, here’s the link..->* kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJfHhnWLptZkbrM

[@Aquaboom123]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@Jimmy9298]

Reminds me of a lot of conversations between Britta Perry and the gang.

[@indibiningingman6510]

@@riskyy2657 no

[@garnetblaze1393]

I love how the article assumes that everyone that wants to buy a PS5 is American when literally the entire planet was fighting over pre-orders

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

Just goes to show how privileged and sheltered these 'journalists' are.

[@riskyy2657]

*omg i found penguinz0 deleted video, here’s the link..->* kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJfHhnWLptZkbrM

[@cantaloupecoke57]

politics have nothing to do with PS5 this article is insane and brainwashing

[@ryankuna]

Especially since the company that is making the console is Japanese

[@littlea420]

@@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 let’s bring politics and race into this right?

[@goinggone1530]

“There are more Americans out work than any others in the history of the US” Man, that quote gave me a Great Depression

[@danskyder1564]

I’d like to see that stat balanced against total population size for a start. At some point everything naturally becomes the “biggest/worse” situation in history...

[@chrisi7127]

*cries in stocks*

[@rage8010]

If one thinks 2020 is worse then the great depression then they need to actually attend a history class. Its not even close.

[@bane2201]

@@rage8010 There are probably more unemployed people, but apparently this guy thinks that the absolute population affected by something matters more than the rate of something. There's more of practically everything, since the population grew since 1929.

[@Pineapple-hx9ty]

​@@rage8010 no one sensible is saying that it's worse, it's just that we handled it so FUCKING poorly and with such ignorance. 2020s disasters weren't some crazy set of random events, they were easily preventable situations that the people in could have easily slowed and, get this: entirely stopped in the first place. The Australian prime minister in response to being warned of a countrywide fire risk, took a vacation. While the country was STILL burning to the fucking ground he thought that banning anime of all things was high priority. don't want to make the comment to long, for your sake. If I had the time I would list every single major 2020 event and the specific causes, and actions that made such situations both possible and so much more serious than they needed to be.

[@RoryFrenn]

Remember guys US=The entire world, so drop that PS5 controller and give us attention.

[@pergopa1880]

When I think of hero I think of officer greg

[@chickenbonevlogs9098]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b3TIqGOYl7RlgdU soaorit

[@channel_no_longer_active]

@@chickenbonevlogs9098 Stop it, get some help.

[@athrillcalledphill7639]

What a hero.

[@sanikbot7228]

Furgal though

[@xvzwm]

eyyyy

[@tommyvercetti9434]

That guy who starts talking politics when everyones is having a good time at the party

[@justinmorsheim3942]

You can have fun conversations about politics tbf

[@10sansari]

@@justinmorsheim3942 yeah but this guy is constantly reminding everyone people are dying in the same country that we party in. The most fun and best conversations I've ever had were regarding religion and politics, so they most definitely can be fun. This journalist is just sad idk why.

[@ringsystemmusic]

Hey now I am actually the kind of asshole that does that but c’mon man, I’m not a video game journalist.

[@returnofthechickentendies2844]

@@ringsystemmusic I mean, you probably don't go "yeah, you guys are breathing. Know who can't breath? Starving kids in underdeveloped countries due to our western centrical patriarcal opressionist society. Remember to check your privilleges" so at least you should be better then these guys Edit: grammar

[@cowontheplane1486]

if you really know your mates and you're all ass drunk in the middle of the night then yeah, I'll add some political spice into our conversations in between our depressing realizations and our monkey brain covos

[@yeehawtaw2134]

Ah yes, the most important factor to consider when buying a new console: politics

[@radiofloyd2359]

Honestly, I think it's true that the PlayStation 5 won't matter nearly as much this year as it may have some other times, due to the record amount of unemployed people due to current events. That being said, I can't for the life of me understand why they fucking added that as part of a REVIEW. It's like me asking: "is it worth my money?" And then answering: "You won't be able to afford it". Sure, lot's won't be able to afford it, but those who were planning on buying it have now consumed completely worthless content.

[@hazyworld8626]

@@kurtgomez4171 ehh, it's sell well. PS5 already beat the amount of sales ps4 made in 12 weeks. Same as Xbox. There will no doubt be a slim version but since scalpers exist, have to wait till 2021. Both consoles will be successful in their own lanes.

[@raulguallpa8688]

Man, my Switch is fun and all, but I need some good ol politics that Twitter's sewage will leak after (insert something about Trump).

[@rashedyadig]

@@radiofloyd2359 The preorders for the console sold out immediatly... And the unemployed are getting checks from the gov't.

[@radiofloyd2359]

@@rashedyadig Ah yes. Gonna spend those checks that will barely give them enough to eat and house themselves on a freaking video game console... I'd also argue that the people that pre-order are mostly the people with a lot pf money.

[@biglion4631]

Kotaku’s new article leaked: *I just ran over a person in GTA V and I don’t even know who I am anymore*

[@bigbabado8296]

"Hey mom, I want a Playstation 5!" "You know what you should want? Fundamental change in the American Schooling system that provides equal opportunities for success instead of favoring the wealthy who are able to attend without crippling debt." It's the equivalent of finish your plate because there's a child starving in Africa and will probably have the same effect.

[@yeahok6240]

"Mom, we live in Canada."

[@johngreen8921]

“Mom, it’s not the PS5’s fault you’re a drop-out.”

[@bemb4064]

@@johngreen8921 Lmao

[@arandomsupra]

@Joshua EdwinRoehl again, shut up

[@xujio]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmPZoHmenLmqfZY

[@-mr.mrmte3-105]

Kotaku is like that one edgy kid who reminds everyone that life suck when everyone is having a good time.

[@bellerophon-]

reeeeeee stop having fuuuun!!!

[@Cneq]

@Jf Kaks Reborn sounds pretty gay

[@owl_uwu1297]

gachiW

[@nothingelsetodo4229]

So he's basically Shadow the Hedgehog?

[@RJT80]

Kotaku is what life will be like if half the country gets its way. Unfunny, painful, ultimately a failure.

[@cifers8928]

"The world burning down around you" AMERICA IS THE ONLY COUNTRY EVER

[@cifers8928]

@Future Pants I know that the whole world is being affected by the corona virus but only one of these countries has a genuinely high amount of people rioting against the idea of having to wear a mask

[@kaydotcontent]

@Future Pants nah we're just fine.

[@Alaois]

@Future Pants Switzerland is chill

[@Maca64N]

@@cifers8928 no that is everywhere. At least high enough to be covered by the media.

[@MohammadAli-iz9ld]

@@Alaois like always

[@memeityy]

I have serious mental health issues, so I play a lot of PlayStation. It's a form of escapism like Charlie says. It helps me enjoy life, because my brain wants to kick my life when it's down. Playing games keeps my life on its feet so it can't be kicked when it's down. I also spend a lot of time making videos for KZbin because that makes me happy. Putting content out for other people's enjoyment makes me feel like I'm doing some good in the world. Video games and KZbin are what keep me going.

[@drollyrancher7020]

Europeans: “I wonder if the Ps5 is good” Kotaku: “American healthcare bad, ray tracing doesn’t matter because covid 19 and Biden” *Confused european noises*

[@nunu_a]

Asians sigh with our souls already drained out as we watch westerners bark at everything

[@ricksanchez7393]

@@cyberninjazero5659 im gonna commit a hate crime.

[@cyberninjazero5659]

@@ricksanchez7393 Are you going to write a PS5 Review?

[@MasterKurow]

@@nunu_a China is fucking us over, but everyone else will defend China anyway because of cheap labor

[@drollyrancher7020]

@@nunu_a well atleast westerners can bark about things without getting offed by the government....oops

[@AmazingFoxtrot]

0:56 Charlie went to save a children's hospital from blowing up and had to adjust his hair, he then kissed Professor Sad passionately and started recording again.

[@jbetfifty5904]

He took so long his beard even grew in

[@jonahbarber8596]

Was Dr. Henry at the hospital?

[@Caliborino]

Jf Kaks Reborn ;) no..not yet

[@3MB4R]

There's nothing more annoying for everyone who doesn't live in America, than to be constantly bombarded with the woes of its people and its politics everywhere you go, as if it were the fulcrum on which the who planet turns.

[@cauall]

Way too accurate.

[@aidanfenton9773]

As someone who lives in America I also agree

[@thexerofaction4809]

On behalf of the United States of America, we sincerely apologize.

[@3MB4R]

@D G It was a vague statement about how US politics is injected into almost every corner of media on the internet, especially in places like this where it has no place and the audience extends to the wider world. And fyi, the same article is on Kotaku Australia - because Kotaku is an online blog owned by a media outlet with subsidiaries in multiple countries. I assure you that if the entirety of North America sunk into the sea this very day, the rest of the world would not end.

[@courier4529]

@@3MB4R I mean no... but... multiple wars would start.

[@daddyavo9252]

This man sounds like he’s always trying not to sneeze.

[@georgelopes4589]

PS5: and if you pre order the Demon's Souls Remastered you get- Kotaku: Silence wench! I do not wish to be happy anymore... I just want to be salty.

[@complimentbot7015]

Awesome comment!

[@alexradice8163]

Not an awesome comment

[@exilemorin04]

@@alexradice8163 not awesome >:(

[@explosivx43]

if you preorder anything you're an impulsive moron

[@oozeguysway494]

queue guts theme?

[@notproductiveproductions3504]

Kotaku reviewing a street fight: “0/10 didn’t let me win and walked away with my wallet”

[@pinkneko13]

This reviewer, "Well they did fight, but let me tell you about my troubling childhood and the bully who always took my sandwich."

[@raptordoniv6779]

@@pinkneko13 Heavy took his sandwich

[@siebenoel705]

PlayStation 5: *exists* This article: “Random bullshit, go!”

[@leemavundla]

This needs more attention

[@I-Tried-Ok]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/enKXm4NpfJKSfNU

[@chickenbonevlogs9098]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b3TIqGOYl7RlgdU sisbrjr

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am the ALPHA MALE of this comment section and I command RESPECT. Right now I am ordering you to NOT view any of my videos. Instead just look at my thumbnails and be JEALOUS. Bye bye siebe

[@Nisowyd]

@@AxxLAfriku *jealousy intensifies*

[@marzialalfonzocanada888]

same energy as my mom lecturing me abt hungry children in the world when I'm too full to finish a meal

[@PlgDctr]

Nothing like combating world hunger by giving your child an eating disorder.

[@FireBunBunNerd]

Looks like im sticking with my ps3

[@xvzwm]

Hell Yeah

[@Somberwave]

Sticking with my ps2

[@firstname697]

Yeah I'm sticking with my ps4

[@keknov5555]

PS3 has red dead redemption and the last of us which is more than enough reason to buy it

[@chickenbonevlogs9098]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b3TIqGOYl7RlgdU staodo

[@EthGemsnStuff]

Super Mario: *jumps on a turtle* Tokatu: "This is extremely anti-turtle we need to shut down Nintendo I am so mad i cant breathe!"

[@siegfried9688]

Mario is a turtlophobe

[@Broseph197]

You forgot to edit the comment and say 'I draw stupid caricatures if anyone cares'

[@cheeto6057]

#icantbreath

[@baron.whimsy]

Tokatu needs to immediately be created, as a parody of Kotaku, like The Onion is for regular news. The parody would obviously have to be that Tokatu is a normal, successful journalistic organisation, giving useful information and insightful reviews.

[@noidTV]

Super Mario: *jumps on a turtle* Tokatu: *There’s a deadly virus plaguing the earth killing millions, racial injustice is a thing and this man’s stomping on turtles. This is completely unacceptable.*

[@aziffikmal]

Remember that one 'game reviewer' guy that can't even jump pass the obstacle in tutorial, sums up this industry journalism

[@Tribrachidiumheraldicum]

That guy gets a bad wrap. If you actually look up the article he wrote that's attached to the clip, you'll see he really liked the game even though he was bad at it. I think Charlie was discouraging shitting all over critics at the beginning of the video, he just wanted to make fun of the douchebag who wrote this specific article.

[@phet1211]

No, them calling the N’sane trilogy the “dark souls” of platformers sums it up

[@milky243]

look up the sonic unleashed 360 review from ign. they jump into bottomless pits and don’t know how to play the game, then spit on the game for it’s “terrible controls and mechanics”

[@jacksonelh]

yeah just allow the bloke tbh. dude posted himself being shit at the game for a laugh, people blew it way out of proportion

[@nebulous5420]

“She was cheating on me with my own father, the man who gave birth to me” HUH??

[@majk5995]

@Vishnu Kachamgottu-Student ok

[@brendanb2982]

Charlie's Dad has got it goin on

[@james-en8yn]

@Vishnu Kachamgottu-Student no

[@lynchiestlynch5442]

@Vishnu Kachamgottu-Student no

[@monibbastudios7929]

@Vishnu Kachamgottu-Student no

[@insane5907]

I watched someone cover this article the other day it’s so bad but now I can’t wait to see Charlie’s take on it...but my opinion how the hell do kotaku journalists make 50k a year

[@zoexsovereign1011]

Ye

[@wheatleyjoestar]

@N-Word Epic

[@chickenbonevlogs9098]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b3TIqGOYl7RlgdU aeoocod

[@xvzwm]

Damn bro that’s crazy, but can you gift me skull trooper.

[@I-Tried-Ok]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/enKXm4NpfJKSfNU lol

[@rasengdori13]

Discussing politics in a video game makes sense as it’s a piece of art and a form of expression. For example: The Metal Gear franchise is extremely political because its entire _story_ is about world politics. Kojima uses his games as an outlet to express his political views and that is always worth discussing. The PlayStation 5 is a computer. Why is this guy talking about Biden in a review of a computer? This isn’t just a case of “game journalism bad blah blah blah etc etc” this is straight up unprofessional and they should be ashamed to even call themselves a journalist.

[@complimentbot7015]

Awesome comment!

[@Arv727]

@@complimentbot7015 Worst reply!

[@caballeroquimera2501]

Stop being so accurate, makes me lose hope.

[@adamcameron485]

@@Arv727 that was hardly the worst reply. Your reply is definitely among the worst though

[@l.pietrobon3925]

Exactly. Discuss what you like about politics on games, but not about a fucking router.

[@kaleidoteque7166]

"The PS5 is almost out but more importantly I am a sad boi." -Kotaku 2020

[@Zaque-TV]

The ps5 is coming out but how dare you be happy you priveledged swine

[@Anonymous-ct2kg]

I kinda am sick of everyone interjecting politics into everything, sometimes we need to focus on what unites us such as the new console, rather than the politics that divide us.

[@GamersHolyArmy]

Unity doesn't make money, division does.

[@princefluff08]

Honestly, I think politics need to be abolished. It is a net-negative for humanity.

[@dylan3488]

"Cheated on me with my father, the man who gave birth to me" I have several questions

[@sem3ndem0n_73]

He didn’t say that that relationship was the one that birthed him.

[@klondike3112]

@@sem3ndem0n_73 You missed the point lol. Look extra hard at "the man who gave birth to me"

[@aaronthestuffguy3485]

I have no answers

[@CoolGuyMcgeez]

One of my favourite quotes (I think it was Kwite who said it) : “Americans can make everything political”

[@mcmonkey26]

I enjoy saying super hypocritical things, like ugh why do republicans always generalize people based on their parties

[@msgpatient7850]

Two sides of coins, one is crazier than the other but both are terrible

[@nickhaley2645]

eVeRyThInG iS iNhEreNtlY pOlitIcAL

[@totallytalia]

@Quantum Passport I think a lot of that comes from the fact that basic human rights are considered “politics” now. Last time I checked climate change wasn’t gonna check the partisan lines, and people being discriminated against in any sense should be addressed no matter who they vote for on a ballot. America really has become obsessed with politics because here everything *is* political.

[@Onyxiate]

Kotaku Logic: “Why can’t you get a PS5? Old white men.”

[@I-Tried-Ok]

Lol kzbin.info/www/bejne/enKXm4NpfJKSfNU

[@xbigbooshx4643]

2020 logic.

[@xbigbooshx4643]

@Deadpoppin: Things were still decently chill until late 2019. 2020 has been DIFFERENT.

[@majickman]

We simply cannot buy a video game console in good conscience while there are still old white men on the planet.

[@xbigbooshx4643]

@Deadpoppin: And the increase in natural disasters, political violence, increase in global poverty....

[@ronake9726]

Reader: so this is a play station 5 review right? Kotaku: Yes Reader: so it is a review about the play station 5 console right Kotaku: Yep, that's right Reader: Then why are you talking about healthcare, corona virus, politics and people's financial situation? Kotaku: *high pitched angry screeching*

[@Arcademan09]

Next week on Kotaku: "Keanu Reeves stunt double threatens innocent Kotaku journalists and represents the rising alt right gamer nazis"

[@OutcastFoxx]

@Ryan Jones anything that goes against them is "alt-right"

[@Arcademan09]

@Ryan Jones that's the point genius, anyone that goes against their ideology HAS to be right/alt or a Nazi, that's how those smooth brains operate because you're either 10000% with them or you're an enemy of the state

[@alvinyakitori8720]

@Ryan Jones congratulations you missed the point

[@edcaous]

@Ryan Jones Nobody mentioned oppression here in this comment section, what are you talking about? You don't have to be oppressed to point out how stupid some of their articles are.

[@flakybatu6682]

Kotaku is becoming the EA/Activision of the "Journalism" Industry

[@I-Tried-Ok]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/enKXm4NpfJKSfNU

[@pizzadoog]

They been

[@channel_no_longer_active]

@@I-Tried-Ok No

[@supermutantsam1160]

Is there really any comparison between the two besides, “I don’t like them?”

[@ItsRyanHello]

journalists are a joke in general

[@inkstain3562]

Me: So how's the PS5? Kotaku: my county is in turmoil and we are all going to die. Me: Kotaku: Me: Kotaku: Me: man I don't even live in America

[@inkstain3562]

@Trash Bandit thank you. I needed this

[@AtheistGamerz]

@@inkstain3562 Damn. You almost had a perfect comment. Good job still. Solid 8/10.

[@inkstain3562]

@@AtheistGamerz Darn. So close. Where did I go wrong?

[@AtheistGamerz]

@@inkstain3562 Damn. Didn't expect you to reply. Now what I feel like what I write is gonna be dumb.

[@AtheistGamerz]

@@inkstain3562 keep everything the same, but change the last line to: ok...?, or yeah, but how's the ps5?, or cool?. I'll try and write out each one.

[@x-raymnd3972]

Kotaku is literally a joke, just a bunch of wannabe journalists

[@chadlord5307]

“Here’s a reason to be not excited for the PS5: Other people may not buy it.”

[@magustrigger9195]

Cant wait for a review of a luxury car from this dude

[@seanbehnisch6185]

@Vaqe "I really do like the new Rolls-Royce Batista eco sport 780i 2021 4x4 anniversary edition saloon car; it's got a powerful engine, good suspension and 10 billion rpm. I also got beaten up by Hungarian loan sharks after failing to return a 50 trillion dollar loan with 1000% interest, and now I'm suffering severe cranial hemorrhage and my brain is spilling out of my ears and I'm crying blood. 0/10"

[@new_donker7189]

US citizens*. I know covid is interntational, but elections and healthcare aren't.

[@heyitzronin]

Charlie’s passion is so strong that he can’t control his unconscious manipulation of the lighting in the video

[@arandomsupra]

@Joshua EdwinRoehl *no*

[@randomasianguy9523]

"My girlfriend is cheating on me. But that's not the worst case, she is cheating on me with my Father" Its like the Hentai i watched yesterday.

[@TheKrogy]

It's NNN

[@dinkster]

@@TheKrogy are you 14???? who tf does this seriously??????

[@TheKrogy]

@@dinkster haha no dude I'm 13

[@bruhmoment298]

"the man who gave birth to me"

[@careyosoup274]

which hentai was it? asking for a friend.

[@romeokong6396]

Him writing his review is like me trying to add more words to my essay

[@jeremyfischer7856]

This whole article is "Yeah, the PS5 is cool, but what about the revolution?"

[@Siggfuggggg2000]

“Economy is the worst it’s ever been in America’s history” that statement is so stupid ever heard of the Great Depression

[@spicielinguinie5109]

Its not far off. The unemployment rate this year blew the 2008 recession's out of the water. Its just a lot easier to ignore now that we have a screen to play with.

[@huleyn135]

@@spicielinguinie5109 it is still far below what the great depression did

[@testingmysoup5678]

@@spicielinguinie5109 the unemployment rate was manufactured, it's not like the jobs were gone. They came back when businesses reopened. The economy is great right now, the lockdowns arent

[@therealbaylee]

@@spicielinguinie5109 the un employment rate has dropped to 6.9% in October it is horrible but it's not as bad as it could be.

[@quoddie]

People call it a “K shaped recovery” people who were already in a good place recovered fine, but people in poverty are still really struggling

[@slamdanwhich3990]

"I'm a victim" - Kotaku

[@ItsHorizonz]

“Kotaku is like a septic tank, you know exactly what you’re getting when you look inside it, but you’re still disgusted.” 😂😂😂 That is the best put down I’ve ever heard in my life.

[@singami465]

I'll say it again: when people say they don't want "politics in gaming", they don't mean the exploration of political, ethical and philosophical ideas. They mean preachy and shallow references to current-world politics.

[@zarbixii]

That may be true for you, but there's a lot of people out there who think "politics in gaming" just means representation

[@xbigbooshx4643]

THIS! Thank you for echoing at least 90% of the people who gave Charlie’s video a like. I could not have said it better myself. 👍

[@singami465]

@@zarbixii People are not political, unless you make them political. Good: Including representation based on your creative vision, lore or simply accessibility. Bad: Shoving token representation in the player's way in a blatant and distracting fashion.

[@shawno8253]

A good example of this is Heart of iron 4

[@comradecommissar1945]

@@zarbixii representation is often one of the most shallow ways politics are reflected in media. Having a non-white character isn't "brave" its standard, stop writing 500 articles about it everytime a product comes out and stop using those characters to brand your critics as "alt right review bombing trolls"

[@perseus1293]

That's literally me when a homework ask a question of yes or no and say the minimum words are 200+

[@quinsey9211]

While at first i was enjoying hopping from platform to platform its kinda hard to understand a game like this, you see, when i was growing up my dad wasn't really there for me. He was there, but he wasnt really "THERE" you know? Sometimes we'd talk but he always felt different. After getting older we only slipped further apart and ultimately i realized I spent so much time worrying about if my father loved me that i never gave enough attention to my mother and she and I drifted apart as well. In the early 2000s i played a game called halo 2. Some of you may of heard of it. It was a masterpiece game. Helped me kind of, get away from it all. In halo 2 theres a line where the main character says "giving the covenant back their bomb" this may have seemed cool at the time but bombings are a very real issue in the world. This gave me a different outlook on games as a whole. You see, in the 1997 film flubber, the now sadly deceased Robin Williams played a bit of a mad scientist, this reminded me of my father who was also mad but in a different way. A more..physical way. regardless knack 2 may just have a little something for everyone. 6/10 -Kotaku

[@oppaidragon373]

This would be a shitpost on any other video comments section 😂

[@I-Tried-Ok]

Ok kzbin.info/www/bejne/enKXm4NpfJKSfNU

[@RuthwikRao]

Lmfaooo

[@xbigbooshx4643]

Perfection. You nailed the depressed rambling to a tee.

[@donhuea447]

Sir this is a Wendy's.

[@javabean4383]

"having to ration life saving medication, like insulin." Me, a diabetic: **Carb filled confusion**

[@jackdaw6978]

“My father, the man who gave birth to me”-Charlie, Homeless 2020 6:58

[@bemb4064]

Charlie, aka Jesus

[@nikki1303]

charlie said trans rights

[@xujio]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmPZoHmenLmqfZY

[@cyn9614]

"Will you marry me?" "Well with the circumstances in the selfish dangerous damage involving world our society beholds being recently heart broken about my microwave while snoop's paw is still stuck in that elevator I think it's rather mindless to ask such question as I dont understand the hype for love these days... sure it's kinda nice but we live in a world of fire Jessica."

[@complimentbot7015]

Awesome comment!

[@reyne6515]

Wow! Great comment!

[@lukemeola]

Wow! Love this comment.

[@majickman]

@@complimentbot7015 Good bot

[@SeanPat]

I feel as though majority of these "games review journalists" actually wanted to write for politics in major news publications, but got stuck in gaming. So then what's the best thing to do? Of course still write about games, but inject political or social issues where they think they can. "Hey I know the PS5 is cool and all, but people can't afford it because the pandemic and the government needs to be completely reworked from the ground up" This is why I only read or watch reviews from people who actually care about games. Like my most trusted source, Moist Meter.

[@xbigbooshx4643]

Yeah. Game journalism might as well be dead. I like the reviewers from KZbin a lot better. It feels less corporate to listen to a guy in his house give you his genuine, honest review of things.

[@axelord4ever]

Imagine being brushed off by fucking Vice Magazine or some other modern trashrag news outlet. These fuckers will accept op-eds from basically anyone, and yet you can't even get up to their level, so instead they find a spot at Kotaku or whatever. This is the result. This is their lives.

[@Adachie]

Honestly, I'm still questioning who in their right mind goes "Yeah, this is real game journalism" and eats this shit up like a Thanksgiving roast to make game journalism stay alive.

[@xbigbooshx4643]

@@Adachie: There must a be a small handful that loves their content. They also thrive off of “hate and anger” readers, and even those whom read out of morbid curiosity to see if Kotaku is actually THAT bad.

[@felipealarcon4622]

i only trust myself, as reviewers play it forcefully making the game feel like a job

[@lillyie]

"This is like going to a restaurant reminding everyone that there are people starving in the world, then getting a seat at that restaurant" that quote made my day

[@Bughood]

"The ability to simply tune out the world.." bruh you're the one who chose to write about games 🤣

[@greenkidd529]

The reason for their bitterness to these hobbies they cover is because Most of these journalists actually want to work for places like New york times, Washington post or CNN. But those jobs are taken by older vets, diversity hires, or just overall in demand So what's left for these white liberal journalist who wanted to make use if their journalism majors? internet website dedicated to a hobbies. Most college students played games in college or read comic books so thats where they gravitated to and build experience which is why they're is biased political agendas shoved it becauss they are basically building up their portfolio's to work for those big news agencies and have the "correct" politics on the "right side of history" to get noticed by the big news companies.

[@drowsiella]

@@greenkidd529 ayo why u write an essay over a joke bruh chill out u startin to sound like dude in the video

[@connorbraun7305]

@@greenkidd529 *you have become the very thing you swore to destroy*

[@ShadowmancerLord]

@@greenkidd529 Are you really pushing the "affirmative action stole my job" viewpoint? Lmfao

[@ayyshortayy8394]

@@greenkidd529 do you happen to work in the redpilled and based department?

[@fediamuzy9749]

I love the switch from 0.57 to 0.58, it’s like he just decided to go to bed because he couldn’t be bothered so he just carried on again in the morning 🤣

[@fishyfish1917]

0:56

[@bandito8390]

Charlie had some conflict in his busy schedule so he needed to make an emergency call to his doppelganger 0:57

[@tajkoreddeninthearctic194]

Literally sounds like my grade 11 social studies essays

[@Tootdaddy17]

Kotaku is that one person who thinks that their life's misery is a competition. "Oh, you think you're life's hard? Well my dad beat my mom and we had to sell our food stamps to get our water turned back on. So tell me again how you're stressed out about all the work you have."

[@mosorireayewale2820]

Misery is relative anyways.

[@SomeYouTubeTraveler]

You would enjoy the "Four Yorkshiremen" sketch here on KZbin... Monty Python classic about one-upmanship and the misery competition XD

[@stroud9208]

@@SomeKZbinTraveler i was just about to fucking say that 🤣

[@SomeYouTubeTraveler]

@@stroud9208 I have to watch that routinely to remind myself that even though my dad only kills me every other day with his belt, other kids have had it worse. You try tellin' that to the kids these days!!

[@stroud9208]

@@SomeKZbinTraveler I know right!? No one ever believes the amount of times my Dad sliced me in two wit' breadknife.