Horse Thieves Are to Be Hanged Without Trial

One of the most influential films from Italy's "Toy Horse" period (roughly 1992 to 1997).
Title: Horse Thieves Are to Be Hanged Without Trial
Country: Italy
Year: 1996

[@Goniloc]

Featuring Gem Nectar as Cormac and Katydid McKinley (she also provided the uncomfortably viscous blood): kzbin.info/door/FD_Uo3ZeAjv2a0MqKBVcbw

[@poffzihavenoidea531]

Uncomfortably viscous, the sequel to audibly dripping

[@Goniloc]

Actually “Audibly Frothing” is the working title for that sequel

[@poffzihavenoidea531]

@Interdimensional Entity I don't know, seems fairly accurate to melodic death

[@NAT-turners-Revenge]

Any chance u can put out some goniloc mesh hats 😁

[@kierangrainger8911]

Is this the beginning of the GCU (GonilocCinimaticUniverse)

[@matt.s9607]

This is how you know who your true friends are; by making surreal short films

[@scheeemz]

I want the type of friends to make surreal short films with but that's apparently too much to ask for

[@fatdabacab3199]

This is the realest thing I've ever read

[@alvaroskito6548]

Gonicwood >>> Hollywood -No Boring movies -Genuinely great actors -*No pedophiles*

[@drillerkiller5253]

Well... we don’t know yet

[@burningmisery]

@@drillerkiller5253 Hahahaha this just killed me.

[@drillerkiller5253]

burningmisery I’ll be here all weekend long. tip your waitress and drink responsibly.

[@scabz1655]

GO KNOCK WOOD 🪓

[@socialdiseaze]

the goniloc cinematic universe sure is complex and interesting

[@apexpillager3212]

This shit goes deeper than fnaf lore

[@ArtemusCain]

As someone who's lived in Kansas for virtually 4 iterations and 7 cosmic revolutions, this is historically accurate.

[@salsamonkey65]

Does Overland Park count as Kansas

[@ArtemusCain]

@@salsamonkey65 Depends on the moon

[@Mboone1994]

My great grandpa on my Dad's Dad's side probably did this

[@countvronsky4025]

Living in this state is so weird...

[@RegulatedMilitia]

this video is helping me deal with my filthy frank withdrawals

[@REX-gq6ur]

its been 4 years, you okay, bro?

[@saint_mockturne]

@@REX-gq6ur Cleary he is not

[@oleksiishekhovtsov1564]

the inner machinations of this video are an enigma

[@FrankieAmadeian.]

A film most moving. Subtly and gracefully depicts how despite having been through hell and back in the Lincoln County War, a seasoned war veteran such as Sheriff Mummy Pile can be able to feel emotions normally exclusive to the weaker beings. Emotions such as guilt, remorse, and pity, and maybe, just maybe... love. 10/10

[@codexnecrogeddon]

This has serious band kid energy

[@nathanfisher3289]

Great video Mr. Goniloc! What’s your social security number!

[@Goniloc]

Ben, it has come to my attention Thanks, Goniloc

[@mrwoodchuck94]

Ben, is your wife called Sahara?

[@D1777YB0T]

@Interdimensional Entity i believe you mean WET ASS PUSSY

[@lc9072]

Hows your wife Ben? Still healthily dry as a desert?

[@NostraFnDamus]

+10 points for correct usage of "hanged".

[@putridabomination]

I like how in a 13 minute video Goniloc puts out something more entertaining than Hollywood ever has.

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

Does Hollywood produce every movie including Marvel movies??

[@HectorJimenez-ee9zi]

I see you in a metal videos

[@supperpuppy8]

"I'm dead." "Well how did that happen?"

[@cobyrush8246]

Corrupted Performance Art

[@D1777YB0T]

Is this what taking acid while watching a western is like?

[@user-te1bu4li8q]

HHahahahahaha!!!!!

[@mostlycusimbored]

This has been a good use of 13 minutes of my life

[@travischilders9921]

This is wildly entertaining for some reason.

[@DEVOn.A.Skertic]

And......this has been my FAVORITE thing on KZbin in the last five months!!! I didn't choose this video, it chose me.

[@minttea6358]

Greetings from Indonesia Goniloc! I'm a huge fan and I'm sure I'm the only one from my country, considering the fact that we're all over youtube like ants, but I can't say I'm a lost ant, but an ant who found gold!

[@atrainradio929]

the “you never look me in the eye” line is underrated

[@lorengarms9836]

You have the hand writing of a renowned doctor

[@ambalon]

Absolute kino.

[@whistlepig64]

I love these shorts, but I wish I knew other people who I could feel comfortable showing them to. It's a specific breed I tell ya.

[@zeldamage001]

Relatable.

[@lc9072]

A modern masterpiece.

[@korn454]

This reminds me of 2005-2007 KZbin.

[@darktempest53]

Goniloc sounds kinda like Harrison Ford in early Star Wars or Indiana Jones

[@A-man1998]

I love these surreal short films you do!

[@thomasedwardlawrence9775]

This is such a dumpsterfire of a short film haha

[@DueM]

the most fire dumpsterfire

[@poffzihavenoidea531]

Have you come to expect anything different huuttis

[@xhango1313]

The Magnificent Clown burned on the cross to absolve the world of it's sins and rid us from Batman stories featuring Black Mask and you SHAME him by not continuing to enlighten the world of his greatness and instead make informational videos on the history of metal and now HORSE THIEVES, disgusting. I am reporting this channel for committing crimes against humanity.

[@Goniloc]

There have been rumblings of his return... I wouldn't give it too much thought...

[@iosifdinca4869]

You are awesome, this is feeding my solitude, thanks.

[@deanb5912]

"Wait, do I have a line?!"

[@brianchappell4054]

One of the most brutally honest film makers today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ewarner305]

"how did Hemingway do this?"

[@saoirsefitzpatrick1123]

the gremlin energy of this is extreme i love it

[@saoirsefitzpatrick1123]

and I mean that as a compliment I honestly adore this pls make more

[@moosloll8419]

Everytime I watch Goniloc outside extended universe, I feel like I'm going through a fever trip. WOOZY

[@ianstrickland5280]

your voice is the best damn thing to hear

[@nipulkradmsinatagras8293]

2:03 ''I have a line?'' LOL 😂

[@billj.5440]

This is the best video on this hellsite.

[@timothymckane6362]

How fitting to have a hoodie for one of the characters that just died.

[@Vladi306]

This is 2020's High Plains Drifter.

[@dreadnought703]

Narrative on point.

[@gabecarter3554]

Omg the day I start smoking again after stopping and I used too watch his skits while high, thank you goniloc, your the best🤘

[@Joghurt2499]

i am confusion. this is art if i have ever seen one.

[@Flatlinet]

Brilliant. Waiting for director's cut version. :)

[@lordsomethingorother290]

If this were to be screened in theaters, I'd gladly contract Corona to see it.

[@FinalFina]

I need a shower after this. but the chaz shit had me in stitches

[@d3vitron779]

Completely constitutional.

[@hannahkozlovic1715]

A dazzling and grandiose epic. A tale so luscious and beautiful that even I, the stoic and stupid man that I am shed a single tear of joy, pain, and enlightenment.

[@fabrir8512]

Thanks Goniloc, very cool!

[@Paint-Corpse]

“I just died.”

[@hellbrickthewack145]

This makes me miss doing shit like this with my friend back in the VHS days. So goofy: 10/10!

[@BongHuffingCaravan]

Makes 100% sense if you take a couple hits of acid other than that great work there Kemosabe

[@Higsby100]

Greatest film in all times

[@GurglingPitsOfMetal]

There is something very David Lynch in this...

[@safacollective2400]

That mccormick is one heck of a rascal

[@Renamoose]

Damnit why can't I find friends like this 😞 Great video btw

[@cinnamoncakeface6996]

This inspired me to become a doctor.

[@lunchpin403]

Thank you Mr goniloc

[@cerberus9832]

This must be a fever dream

[@szyszak]

This video saved my life.

[@Lina088]

They do have the cutest little things in Mary's bar I agree

[@k0lds0up5]

What the actual hell

[@randoshus3762]

You need to be a voice in Fallout New Texas

[@justinnolan966]

Someday when we and all of our sins are cleansed from the internet, I hope these videos will be the only remnant of proof that humanity ever existed

[@zeldamage001]

Don't count on KZbin to preserve this shit forever

[@AUXdrone]

This was the most metal shit i’ve seen in 20 years.

[@TheOneAndOnlyroAE]

This is actually amazing.

[@primordialpouch1139]

Your voice is so damn good

[@INTERLOPER-CS]

Intrigue. More creative than most 4 year film students

[@upliftmofo]

"I have a line?"

[@lc9072]

6:52 The ocean world of jacques cousteau, a man of taste and class I see. I own the same book.

[@juliolaurian1777]

Best picture winner

[@maotse-tung4438]

What a phenomenal production, cheers from the Great Hall of the People.

[@FusicPool]

please come back goniloc

[@piracy1484]

No this is beautiful this is art

[@Mattkanuch]

This feels like something from Dark web

[@victoriayasmeen4105]

How oddly appropriate that I'm currently reading Blood Meridian. In all honesty, this was so ridiculous and entertaining, I love it. Also, very nice hair, my guy!

[@Goniloc]

The Road is the only McCarthy I've read so far, but I'm definitely interested in reading some of his other work

[@buargrim8461]

Top quality content

[@gabriellopes8987]

13:02 leaked footage of kurt cobains last moments (graphic)

[@gagavon9237]

Idk why but I like this

[@amtree4140]

I have no idea what I just watched, but.. uh.. have a like?

[@ashleighwalsh8871]

What have I stumbled across

[@thelastowitch]

I feel violated.

[@mutecommercials]

So this is who gonilac is banging

[@norlanderduwallis9074]

I mean, it COULD be his sister... Maybe?

[@roman_doez]

I always knew he had something for horses

[@lithunoisan]

Not yet

[@Hunter-dn8sy]

Had low expectations but after this don't think i can come to another vid without high expectations XD why would you do this to me

[@eriksyrnyk3528]

36 people had their horses stolen and couldn't bear to be reminded of the time their horses got stolen as they tried watching this video. Tragic.

[@TheDeadmandillon]

You guy are a trip lol

[@opalsongs]

Brilliant homage to Alejandro Jodorowsky.

[@NullMedievalHusk.666]

A LOVELY EXPERIENCE AS I EAT THE GOBLIBBERING TOES OF THE UNDERWORLD

[@DobisPR87]

I am absolutely fucking here for that weird shit. More.

[@toggafamai4224]

Always was fan of Blackened War Horse Metal

[@brynns4340]

I don’t know what the fuck I just watched but I love it

[@DEdens1525]

This makes about as much sense as Arfenhouse 2.

[@zeldamage001]

This is awful! I love everything about it, pls make more! Also, very nice drinking technique *down the hatch in one gulp* XD

[@Settysaur]

7:32 LMAO you great!

[@luisbalderrama8145]

Is that a bloodstache?

[@lithunoisan]

Metal as fuck

[@Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence]

As someone who has experienced livestock theft I second this law.

[@marcinagy6468]

I really liked the puppets

[@mysticmagicsmurfdarklord6844]

I wish he grew a real horseshoe mustache instead of just drawing one on

[@JulesBrunoJjBaggy]

U know I can't read