"Horses" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Quality Time)

[@Loveinthemist11]

As a horse owner, I was stoked to see 10 minutes of pure horse related jokes. Hahahaha. Golden!

[@tonyaprim3047]

I have a friend who's a horse person . Not a centaur, the other kind.

[@harambo88]

no need to say it. we can see it on the profile pic.

[@cameronpowers4260]

Same, yes

[@dunroamingfarm1385]

So ponies...

[@alukuhito]

People still say "Golden!"?

[@TitaniumTomcat]

The mane reason I love his comedy is his ability to harness the humor in common things, saddle that with the perfect timing and the unbridled spontaneous audience interaction and you have a bit of standup perfection.

[@dunroamingfarm1385]

Nice wordplay

[@Outtacontextouttatime]

You are a wordsmith

[@DarrenSemotiuk]

Your comment is what all of us were hoping to find when we scrolled down. Naaayyyt disappointed.

[@nodivisionjustunity4364]

Wyatt Phillips I loved what you wrote! Your friend, Charlie horse.

[@AdamTWallington]

this deserves more likes.

[@outcast935]

This never gets old. None of his stuff does really.

[@tracyregan8121]

I love Jim Gaffigan

[@CynHicks]

For real though. And what's really cool is he's intentionally family friendly but you don't even think about it unless someone mentions it. The first time someone pointed that out to me I almost argued and then it dawned on me. I was like, oh wow yeah HE IS! lol

[@InflightSup]

Ecoworker97 I never thought about it but you’re exactly right. None of his stuff ever gets old!

[@aliceanaya7800]

At my grandma’s funeral last August, we all stayed in an AirBnB and watched this special! It lightened the mood so much, all of us were happy and laughing, despite the circumstances. We all live in different parts of the country and get to see each other very little and we had such a great time that night. Also, Grandma loved Jim so that’s a good win-win. We love you!

[@bargealkarlot3864]

Amelia

[@maxmichaelhatling]

You said Last August.... Hello August 2019... Sorry for not appreciating how awesome you actually were. Sincerely...August 2020

[@pytheas1111]

This has become a thing hasn't it. Every youtube video needs a comment utilizing a dead relative for likes. Great to know you watched stand-up so you didn't have to think about your deceased grandmother.

[@zvipatent]

@@pytheas1111 Neigh, comments are so assholes can criticize people trying to forget their pain for a while. Not you of course; some OTHER asshole.

[@cb7pwn]

10 mins on Horses. And its clean. And its funny. This man is standup royalty.

[@Wizzard777]

I'm a huge Jim Gaffigan fan. I'm retired from the Army, and everytime my PTSD gets triggered, I come here to laugh and relax. Thanks Jim!

[@daRealB-Rex]

thank you for your service.

[@shannoninalaska]

Thank you for your service. Btw, I hope you don't live in my neighborhood after viewing your profile picture.

[@mremptytheeclip9420]

PTSD is another way of saying sissy boy.

[@Mobev1]

Low iq is more prone to ptsd. Research it and get over it. I fought Colombians in Colombia and survived and managed to draw a lot of blood and death in my fight and I didn’t miss a step.

[@Wizzard777]

@@Mobev1 of course you did 😂😂😂

[@Elon_Trump]

This is the only way to start your day. Laughing at clean jokes with Jim Gaffigan. Sincerely, thank you, Jim, you are a treasure.

[@jimgaffigan]

Wow, thank you!

[@THXx1138]

Super concurring on this. Two choices: Covid conspiracy hell on earth? Or Jim Gaffigan's Happy Place :)

[@devodavis6747]

@@jimgaffigan nice touch with the hefewiezen, man. Next level shit.

[@kailab7756]

The only way to do it 😉

[@kenpepemeloney7805]

@@jimgaffigan Don't mind me I've already nicknamed you " Jim Laffigan "

[@momofthree7787]

Jim could talk about a paper clip for ten minutes and it would be hilarious. It’s just who he is. 💙

[@diane9247]

Hey, I'd like to see that!

[@DoomieGruntVentures]

I can hear the annoyed audience member already. "How many paperclip jokes is this guy gonna do?"

[@drexelking8792]

You right

[@jwa765]

Absolutely

[@andrewmcnicoll4268]

One of my favorite bits is him talking about bowling...he's probably the only comedian who can make numerous jokes about such a boring topic.

[@HEDGE1011]

7:55 “I can see on some of your faces that you would frankly prefer...if I did more horse jokes.” Nobody has better delivery than Jim!

[@alansabin7487]

please watch John Pinette, he has great delivery also , take care

[@Vallnerik]

"Alimony B. Damned" is a great horse name.

[@bettyannsmith5267]

"Hey, you wanna ride a horse?" "What part?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@revan0890]

That dislike is from a horse who thought the glue joke was too edgy.

[@onixjaded3530]

I didn’t get that one. Could you please explain?

[@scramblesthedeathdealer]

@@onixjaded3530 It was an old saying when a horse was going to be put down along the lines of "he's going to the glue factory..." Just ripping off Wikipedia, here's a partial copy: Animal glue is an organic colloid of protein derivation used as an adhesive, sizing and coating, compo, and for colloidal applications in industry[1] which is derived primarily from collagenous material present in animal hide or from the extraction of collagen present in animal bones, primarily cattle.[2] TL/DR: they used to (and probably still do in some places) turn animal parts into glue.

[@CoolAirVw]

Funny thing is prior to the horse routine he did a few minutes of "murder jokes"(human murder). No one groaned for the murder jokes, the're ok with murder, but kill a horse for some glue and they groan.

[@StevieRevbo]

the horse wondering why it's carrying you when it saw you drive up in a honda civic!

[@jjohnston94]

@@onixjaded3530 They even call it "hide glue".

[@iamsachinparmar]

Thank You Mr. Gaffigan for Making Quarantine Less Stressful by Spreading Laugh and Joy. 👍

[@timhertzog27]

You're my "go to" comedian for when I'm dealing with my depression and having really bad days. Thank you so much for all that you do to keep us laughing! You've brought me laughter when all I feel like doing is crying.

[@ShadyPinesMaa]

Ditto

[@HugABullKN]

100% I've been suffering with deep anxiety and he takes my mind off it.

[@depalma13]

As a thoroughbred race horse owner, the “gamblers prom” is the best description of the Kentucky Derby ever! That is pure genius.

[@suebrown3465]

10:47 minutes of laughter....we all need it. Hey..who gave a “thumbs down”!

[@howtheygotthere]

One of the horses

[@ascent8487]

Those in the horse community who are tired of the exploitation. This man “Gaffigan,” has been profiting off the sweat of their brow for years.

[@HamletTwin]

Viagra's Revenge disliked this video.

[@slartybartfarst55]

A Glue Factory Owner

[@carolyntalbot947]

Seriously, who doesn't love Jim Gaffigan? 🤷‍♀️

[@TrillDistic]

"What part???" 🤣🤣😂 Man Jim can take some of the most simple things and make them entertaining. A whole horse set🤣🤣🐎

[@FOUNDEDEARTHBROTHERS]

I rarely laugh until I cry and its usually when I'm listening to you or spending time with my dad. Thanks for the laughs.

[@babewebster]

I live in Central Kentucky and I've asked some of these same questions on a daily basis. THIS is the BEST!

[@ByGraceThruFaith8453]

Jim Gaffigan can make anything funny, even if he does 75 jokes on one subject :) Love his comedy!

[@pablopaul8539]

This was really good. I love how he messes with the audience and critizizes his own jokes. Meta af. Lol.

[@sallyrobertson7987]

I love this man , he’s brilliant

[@zoperxplex]

The only man in the entire universe who can maintain an audience riveted on equine humor for ten minutes.

[@vineetdodd9915]

Mr. Universe

[@roohamm2456]

As a southerner I love to hear folks try to use a drawl in their routines... 😏💚

[@SD-cz8og]

Jim has impeccable timing, no one makes me laugh as much as he does. ❤

[@jpwjr1199]

This dude is a master - just really good. You can tell he works his ass off crafting his performance, and his experience has made him in tune with his audiences, which I would imagine would be hard to do when they get to be so big. I gotta give it up.

[@CloudslnMyCoffee]

The best part is that horses are legit therapy animals. Dogs and horses.

[@mwhitelaw8569]

Got both Serious truth I could have the worst day And they both help me look forward to the next day

[@m.rasheed1214]

Re: Glue Joke - "Oh, that was too edgy?" The edgiest part was making fun of the horse owner. Top notch, sir!

[@tyson31415]

He could do an entire special on horses and bacon... oh and hot pockets. Can't forget those.

[@dianecrumbley90]

tyson31415 Hot Pockets! My husband thinks those are the best jokes. Jim Gaffigan is so funny!

[@l7puma]

Bippity, boppity, boop...bacon!

[@MattieBennett]

Plot twist: The bacon inside hot pockets is actually horse meat.

[@AdrianaGonzalez-zq6tx]

🐎 I'm commenting just so I can get a ❤ from Jim. ☺

[@gracegiven4525]

Jim, I get unbridled pleasure from your comedy. You are a National Treasure. 😘🐎. You have definitely not pasture limit on horse jokes with this fan.

[@selinam8805]

« Oh no more horse jokes… now ponies. Totally different »😂😂 As a horse rider/trainer/used to be an instructor, this was hilarious!!

[@hawksfan8870]

The best, funniest and most relatable comedian I’ve ever watched! Jim Gaffigan, you are so cool man!

[@melissacasey9724]

I needed this this morning! No matter how many times I see your clips...it’s still hysterical! Thank you!

[@jessstuart7495]

Nothing "stirrups" the audience like a good horse joke.

[@nomibynoother2786]

Jess Stuart Hahaha

[@mikepratt6481]

One of the most consistently hilarious comedians working today! Love this!

[@dandelionfever]

"I want to know your annoyance pleases me" - I love it...

[@uzbeccastan86]

Being born and raised in, "The Horse Capital of the World," and watching the Derby every year, I have been Waiting for someone to make jokes about horses and how they are treated!!!! This is absolutely hilarious!!! 😂 Thank you so very much!!! 🙏🏻 Did you know that there is an equine airplane to fly horses around, like Triple Crown winners, to stud in other countries? Horse owners all over the world pay to have horses flown to them to stud!!! The little ones are all born around January (because every horse is given January as their birth month, even if they're born later in the year.) You can see them emerge for the first time with their mothers in the Winter and Spring. It's a very pretty drive, observing horse farms with those wooden fences, along the rolling hills. Thank you, again!! I have enjoyed your comedy, from as far back as That 70's Show!! ✌🏻

[@TheTrueVirus22]

As a german i appreciated that he mentioned "Hefeweizen".

[@jimgaffigan]

Danka

[@SisypheanSeas13]

@@jimgaffigan bitte

[@ProctorsGamble]

Bitte schön Prost

[@szqsk8]

Virus 22 What does that mean? Greetings from Southern California 🌴

[@ariahalladay9086]

Verwirrtheit

[@djairalert422]

Jim your style of comedy is phenomenal, that inside voice never gets old! 🤣

[@donnadimuro9427]

Omg he is one of few comics who brings me to tears Everytime. I'm amazed how he just doesn't miss a beat. never at a loss. So funny

[@jonshimogawa8198]

the best stand up comedian,EVER!!!

[@tylerhigson1960]

I LOVE THIS BIT FROM QUALITY TIME! I think i was the only one who didn't get annoyed by the horse jokes! :p

[@mrneutralface]

me too

[@scramblesthedeathdealer]

I enjoyed them as well. I've heard this bit before, this ain't my first rodeo!

[@MrMonty08]

Can't get enough of this guy. It doesn't matter what he jokes about, he is just hilarious. Thank you Jim !!

[@gunnarredford8261]

This man’s legacy will never die. That’s a fact.

[@SoCalBoy3607]

Only comedian I've seen live twice, every time makes me die laughing. Thanks for the video, it was very much needed!

[@jefffenton5932]

Never enough horse jokes, Jim! Keep ‘em comin’!

[@cristianreyes9765]

Terrific!!! I've watched It four times, and i am sure I'll be watching It again.

[@johansigg3869]

I appreciate you so much, Jim. You're one of maybe 3 excellent comedians I can show to my family. You do good work, thank you.

[@RTS5010]

Jim Gaffigan is such a good mixture of humour and genius insight! I have two kids who suffer from anxiety and sleep troubles. Sometimes all I have to say to them is I will put on one of Jim Gaffigan's specials on audio and you can listen as you fall asleep. Takes away all their night time up and down issues! So grateful!

[@frankm8533]

My roommate and I have tears in our eyes over the horseshoe bit! Haha

[@tinafuller5022]

I am going riding in about 3 hours, but right now I am dying laughing🤣🤣🤣

[@carolyntalbot947]

One the comedy GOATs has great *bits* about *horses.*

[@Richey24]

I think you could tell Jim was on top of his game here. Totally comfortable and fun to watch as always! Thank you Jim!

[@sophia.wallace]

sigh, I listen to his jokes before going to bed. It makes me laugh so hard XD

[@margaretames6522]

Just when I think I’ve heard every Jim Gaffigan routine, I discover another one I love! This one is excellent! 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴

[@TheMartinhenry111]

Comic genius and he does it without being vulgar. I'm still laughing and the video is over.

[@jpeterman6178]

Jim Gaffigan was not one I'd listen to when I was younger. Now that I enjoy his stand up. I can only accept the fact I missed out on the begining of a great act. Thank you Mr. Gaffigan for sharing your talent with us.

[@icefisher9072]

All the thumbs down are from people riding their horses trying to hit the like button.

[@ashfordartcornwall3790]

😄😁😆

[@bojaiden5175]

From Seasons, to horses, shopping at Victoria Secret, McDonalds, Body wash etc. Jim's ability to take a mundane subject and hammer out of it almost all the issues that define our common humanity is pure genius.

[@dorisgarcia6683]

More horse jokes, more YOU - You’re my top comedian!!! ♥️🐎♥️

[@samf8887]

He's truly the best. What a gift.

[@demguiz944]

I love Jim Gaffigan. He's hilariously funny without using the F word every 3 seconds.

[@RooteyO]

My absolute favorite Gaffigan sequence. Thanks for posting it!!!

[@ritashustitzky2934]

Thank you for bringing laughter to the world. I have watched all your Netflex videos and I laugh every time I watch you. I need to watch your you tube videos also. This time we are stuck in the house you do bring us happiness. Can't wait until you are doing shows again. This one is one of my favorites. Bless you

[@frankm3266]

Among his best bits....that I saw this week. Jim send me and my Shiite Catholic wife and my 5 kids some love. You are awesome ...keeping us laughing during a tough time for all of us.

[@rademfam6856]

I love it when he says how many of these jokes does this guy have, never gets old. And then he tells more bahaha

[@tonyaprim3047]

A lot more! I saw this live. This was my favorite part of the show.

[@lemongavine]

He did that with bacon and Hot Pockets.

[@deemariedubois4916]

Still binge watching you Jim. I’m not a stalker, I just can’t sleep. This was a great ten minutes. Horses and I thank you.

[@EricdosSantosAKAQ]

Jim Gaffigan was sorely missed in Iceland. Damned viral pandemic!

[@OntarioAndrews415]

This was hilarious. :) And he hit the horse jokes right on the head. In other words; he nailed it. :) To me us humans do have a strange way of showing love and appreciation for horses.

[@Spider_7_7]

“What the hell are you doing with my shoes?” 🐴😂

[@benisaten]

Atta boy Jim. Works the crowd so well. So good. 👌

[@barbaraparece9210]

I just love you Jim Gaffigan! You make me laugh so hard, just when I need it the most! I saw you years ago at the South Shore Music Circus in MA and I swear I pulled a muscle from laughing so hard!

[@drexelking8792]

This guy can make any topic funny.

[@dorathocker4575]

One of the few comics I watch, & rewatch, & rewatch, &....

[@Sandi-ke9mi]

Jim has gotten me through so much over this past, really tough year. Loved Troop Zero 😍🥰. Watched it at least 5 or 6 times, will probably watch it again. Would not survive without humor. (Still a struggle). You help. Thank you. 🙏🏻

[@jackies56tbird]

I have to admit, I have never heard of horse jokes for TEN PHUCKING MINUTES................but. Keep going Jim.

[@blackinkcashguitars908]

You are the single best Comedian I have ever heard....

[@Maggie-wj4rw]

My parents are currently staring at me because i'm laughing for no reason when i'm supposed to be doing e-learning.

[@Maggie-wj4rw]

oops

[@scramblesthedeathdealer]

I'm sure you learned something from Professor Gaffigan.

[@cookiesnbubbles]

You're awesome Jim Gaffigan! I have been to see you live twice in Calgary, and I love all your work

[@jimgaffigan]

Thanks so much!

[@jean2479]

Jim Gaffigan, you’re my favorite stand up! Don’t know if you read any comments, just sayin’. And also, your family is beautiful.

[@patrickeagan9790]

He replies to some so he does read some.

[@believeinyourself7511]

Jim, you nailed these horse jokes so well. I have been riding horses all my life. I laughed so much. Thank you!

[@klindicious]

I laughed so hard I wheezed and cried so hard! I LOVE THIS VIDEO!

[@MiaHessMusic]

Jim, you absolutely crack me up!!!! Thank you for all you do, all your hard work. I wish all the best to you and your family.

[@lindastewart-wilson5471]

I think you are the greatest comic!!! Thank you making me laugh during this time where we need to laugh. You are awesome Jim!! God bless and Merry Christmas to you and family🎄🙏❤️

[@38LiveBait]

My favorite all time skit... Thanks, Jim.

[@judyboyle9232]

I'm an avid equestrian, and I found Jim quite funny!

[@Miamibubi50]

Just woke up at 5:40 am after having kind of a rough night and of course went to my phone and there you were!!! Tears are rolling down my face! Thank you ,you crazy funny man!

[@yourfriendlyneighbor985]

Oh heavens that was hilarious, this man has to be one of the best comedians of all time, I laugh so hard i peed. Thank the lord i start my day off on the toilet with some good ol jim (Gaff not Beam) and coffee.

[@THXx1138]

Heh heh . . . we really didn't quite need all those details there Eric :P

[@vadamsable]

He's a blessing to many people. Especially during these tough times. I heard all of his stand up years past, but enjoy hearing it again.

[@vadamsable]

He's a blessing to many people. Especially during these tough times. I heard all of his stand up years past, but enjoy hearing it again.

[@mariahgrimes207]

Why not both?🤷🏼‍♀️

[@AlisMarsaili1351]

I have adored this human for hundreds of years! He says just eat I’m thinking he must be a saint from another life. I love it when he takes about the Catholic Church! Just hysterical I love JG!

[@absolutetuber]

It’s 3am. I can’t stop watching jim gaffigan clips. Also, I laughed too loud during this one and woke my wife up. On to the next clip!!

[@nieceypoo550]

This was the year I was finally gonna see him in person😩 Long time fan!!👍👍👍

[@E.n.swan90]

"Roughly 10 minutes of horse jokes"... exactly at the 10 minute mark.

[@janemariesinger6779]

i do love this! i am afraid to send it to my sister who adores her 3 horses and dedicates her life to caring for them, AND riding them....i just don't know how she would take it...but. I found it hilarious!

[@globetrekker86]

“No more horse jokes, I promise. Anyway, ponies...” 🤣 What a fantastic segue, Jim

[@allengswanner1395]

I love sharing these with my mom you’re the best! Thank you!!!

[@jimgaffigan]

Glad you like them!

[@Friendship1nmillion]

​@@jimgaffiganI'm watching from Sydney Australia 🇦🇺 . You didn't mention anything about the horse race in the capital city of Victoria called Melbourne { pronounced Mel-bin } it's called the Melbourne Cup and there's also an Australian song by Australian singer Daryl Braithwait called The Horses 🐎 ⛱️ . ♑️✍️🇳🇴

[@ct0760]

My drink came out my nose at the Viagras revenge bit 🤣🤣 omg Jim you are the cat's pajamas!

LOL... This is why I love Jim Gaffigan. Only comedian I know who can do 10 minutes of horse jokes, and every one kills.

[@dunningkruger3774]

Thanks Jim. I went straight to youtube to watch horses mate. Then my Mother in Law walked in.

[@zvipatent]

My daughter received a horse as a gift. I tolk he to never look at the horse in the mouth. You are the best Jim - neigh.