Hot glue gun 2.0! (A response to Michael Reeves fans)

[@JoelCreates]

NEW GLUE GUN! kzbin.info/www/bejne/jKnUZ4pvja50mpI

[@datentigers]

Why did u make a Glue Jizz Gun?

[@migueleduardo2423]

Yeah

[@hiroprotagonitis]

Has Michael seen this on twitch?

[@spawn19999]

Make a sandwich video

[@munchy8441]

when a random persons comment has more likes than the youtubers

[@deletedchannel2379]

a nice idea but honestly a better plan would be to buy a real gun and then force people at gun point to glue things for you

[@JoelCreates]

I can't officially endorse this comment, but your logic is undeniable

[@matcuscorpez6452]

@@JoelCreates yes

[@deletedchannel2379]

@@fafnirthedragon2992 and the tasers are actually C4

[@Campfire98768]

Wow. Good job going off topic class.

[@deletedchannel2379]

@@fafnirthedragon2992 well obviously

[@Crlarl]

My friend claims that he “accidentally” glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him. But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.

[@JoelCreates]

Thank you Carl Siemens, very cool

[@TheFerociousWolf]

haha haa

[@Kev_the_panda]

Oh my god that is so good I’m dying

[@gileswillis]

I don't believe that happened

[@emmaolivera3018]

👏 👏

[@firefist5904]

I love how a war has started because someone typed something around the lines of "build a literal glue gun haha"

[@brooksfaucette296]

Whoever wrote that must be proud.

[@octo349]

they must be so amazed by how much the caused lmaooo

[@firefist5904]

@@octo349 I wouldn't put it past the writer to not know what's been going on at all

[@crimsonclaw6337]

@@stringlapse its amazing

[@firefist5904]

@@AstroKitty16 NGL I think a dude engineering a screaming roomba is intending to get a laugh over teaching engineering

[@user-hc6fd9ss2p]

I like the idea that you're Michael reeves arch nemesis and is willing to take him down if he ever goes batsht insane or vice versa

[@Wrathlon]

IF? You mean When, right? :p

[@nathanstrickland5823]

Agreed…….. we’ll need a steam punk overlord to save us

[@averygrant7426]

funny you think Michael hasn’t already gone insane

[@karma400]

Its even funnier because his thing is hot glue guns and Michaels is tasers because hot glue doesn’t conduct electricity

[@user-hc6fd9ss2p]

@@karma400 looool that is kinda funny

[@MattsAwesomeStuff]

An animatronic lion read my name out loud, in a video about Satan's jizz launcher. Your Patreon is the best money I've ever spent.

[@eBlakeston]

Time stamp?

[@louispate2684]

@@eBlakeston 10:15 I believe

[@spicybaguette7706]

Matt saw some stuff

[@eBlakeston]

Louis Pate thanks man

[@theheadpriest]

@@spicybaguette7706 hmmmm

[@huntersimon8528]

“I had an idea to improve the gun that really stuck with me”

[@cranked_up_jakob9358]

Hunter Simon u are my hero

[@bartreuling7338]

Took me a while

[@SleepSounds82]

Damn,I laughed so hard I joined purple alien gang

[@registeredloser1092]

Imagine being the guy that first suggested to Michael to make a hot glue gun lol

[@josephf.2126]

Is that you? I'm not gonna take the time to watch the vid again

[@vtreason7131]

He’s probably extremely happy with himself

[@Relic_MC]

Joseph F. He showed the comment in this video and it wasn’t him 0:53

[@calvinjohnson6242]

You have the same dragon picture as your icon that I had for years.

[@icutoffmyleftwing7190]

Good to see you stuck to your guns, and adhered to a solid build plan. It's nice to see some one so bonded to their interests.

[@0v_x0]

That stream of hot glue-puns really holds itself together. Well sprayed.

[@deralt4935]

Both of you are shooting out some hot jokes that's sure to stick!

[@lindseybergstrom]

uhg

[@dittmar104]

Can’t wait to see all the “prank videos” where people get assaulted with hot glue

[@ipodguy9]

dittmar104 Hahahahahaha

[@tombnomb2938]

Lmao

[@bpkenny361]

More like pfffsstt

[@Appoxo]

@@titaniaboloria6160 Spicy silly string?

[@N1ceK1ng]

“CaLm dOwN it’s a PrAnK”

[@Weisz]

This is absolutely mental, I love it. I have literally never seen a better weaponized glue gun

[@matthewgerlach5775]

"This is how you properly shoot a hot sticky mess"

[@Crownpanda]

Correction: *with a gun*

[@The_Y33TER]

Cum

[@middlesack853]

*n u t*

[@asianmango8363]

We need to get this man more subs so Michael Reeves will have an arch enemy

[@samuelrodriguez4374]

Bold of you to assume it isn’t the other way around

[@MDPToaster]

Those slow-motion shots remind me of a certain Japanese entertainment genre.

[@st1cks_and_crows]

Perhaps... Off brand anime?

[@giorocket316]

that ain’t it chief

[@truckkun4827]

Can we get the fbi in here

[@jj-lj4we]

iatneh

[@daniilmorillo5326]

Can’t be hentai.....wait....

[@RoemDaug]

Things Joel Does: 1. Creates 2. Composes 3. Cuts to Chases

[@Campfire98768]

Yep. Except, we all know he hates haters. :)

[@frostyfolf1234]

Ye

[@notimeforcreativenamesjust3034]

600and *69*

[@cadMeFromLife]

"Am I being nice enough to Michael Reeves?" Dude, Michael Reeves isn't nice to Michael Reeves; what are you trying to prove?

[@richardrobertson454]

Jason G that’s the whole joke there bud

[@cadMeFromLife]

@@richardrobertson454 I'm glad I could tell it in its entirety for you. ^_^

[@kakashi766]

Him and michael reeves are like yin and yang, they keep a balance, keep each other in check

[@peachpanda96]

Imagine breaking into a random home and getting shot in the face and neck with that monster

[@bskcj1149]

peachpanda96 how about the back 😉

[@platenoise256]

so THAT'S why his face looks like that

[@micromadnessman]

Yeah, but the hot glue gun would probably be worse

[@lucasthegreat1667]

IT BURNS!! IT BURNS!!!!

[@ignacioagustincano1344]

How about the eyes, good luck opening them

[@alankiedrowski54]

Everyone: good job My brain: *c u m g u n*

[@Crownpanda]

*bring forth ye c u m g u n*

[@JohnnyBladeVlogs]

r/cursedcomments

[@Ritsu1]

Ahh yes CUM SHOT'S

[@vvermiss]

I was just about to comment that

[@Meeminator]

Everyone: cum gun You: “ Everyone: good job My brain: *c u m g u n* “

[@Weisz]

I still love that people actually tried to roast you for being “mean” to michael reeves 😂 like, bruh, have you SEEN his videos?

[@willdo6002]

@@kevinbissinger what do you mean after he became famous his first youtube video went viral

[@eidolor]

Nah youtubers are underground until they hit 10m subs

[@prestonhammond2451]

Micheal Reeves probably doesn't even give a shit.

[@prestonhammond2451]

Wait hold on I watched farther, nevermind.

[@bill_tin]

@@kevinbissinger big mistake his newest video is hilarious

[@sncounts]

I haven’t seen something shoot and stick to a wall like that since back in ‘99 when my parents got dial up and I discovered internet porn.

[@johannnespaul4300]

wow

[@jinxy7869]

ok

[@minedex7279]

People are really something. Man's is just trying to make cool thing and you make mean comments. Completely ignorant to the funny stuff both Joel and Michael do

[@creeperlamoureux]

If we didn't harass Joel into making a better glue gun, we wouldn't have this video

[@pottasium7117]

@@creeperlamoureux yeah no, last design was rough and not that great but atleast it functioned as a gun (with projectiles)

[@creeperlamoureux]

@@pottasium7117 this is the better glue gun, it's projectile is a spray of molten glue

[@justawaffle7741]

it’s called content. we get this man clout and subscribers even if we’re just her to protect daddy michael reeves.

[@safarijam1360]

Justawaffle how can he be a daddy? He’s five years old

[@Cyancat123]

UUHHHHH DADDY Don’t mind me just making super embarrassing comments for the lion robot to read.

[@AgenttMMouse]

Are you a furry

[@AvoxionYT]

@@AgenttMMouse uwu

[@jaydurach5201]

@@AvoxionYT Hai OwO

[@mechajesus961]

You needed me?

[@Cyancat123]

@@AgenttMMouse The real question is are you gay?

[@spadesauce3391]

Michael Reeves: No you can’t just make a hot glue gun that works Joel: Haha Green gun goes brrrrrr

[@jusarson7237]

Gotta get them Russianbadger references

[@shersyed3989]

I think "Haha Green gun goes Ptss" would be more reasonable.

[@the_godslayer3875]

@@jusarson7237 Imagine thinking everything is a russianbadger reference Couldn't be me

[@The_loyal_femboy_3301]

I laughed at this my humor is gone tonight

[@ankitchawla8487]

Id write a glue joke, but it really wouldnt stick.

[@zacslaman3851]

Home intruder: breaks in. Joel: honey grab the hot glue gun. Home intruder: pure confusion.

[@pureendermen7902]

They aim for the EYES

[@fallensun8068]

I AM CONFUSION

[@anxietyprimev6983]

Yeah, but have you ever accidentally touched molten hot glue? That shit is like baby's first napalm.

[@Dunki113]

Joel: "it's glukkake time"

[@iamalsoaduckhead]

cursed

[@acuppajoe]

Stick with me here, you'll get your pun in no time

[@BRUH2004FTW]

Where is it?

[@BRUH2004FTW]

Wait a minute

[@BRUH2004FTW]

I’m an idiot how did I fall for this

[@acuppajoe]

Bruh... 🤣

[@treVersion00]

God I hate you but at the same time this comment is so cleverly crafted I can’t knock you for it.

[@fullyarmedbattletoaster8596]

See the project is good but you didn't consider the apex resonance of the lithium quarks being in the proximity of the glue as that slows down the velocity thereby eliminating a good ballistic arc I and most likely Michele reeves would have added a flux capacitor to better equal the cybernetic indulgences of the flimflamulator this increasing the rose-techodisilatron and increasing the muzzle velocity of the semi-viscous liquid not to mention that ignoring something as basic as the Hinzburg-Rochen hot glue principle published the the academic paper, "Hot Glue Guns In the military" published in 1902 that states, "to get an effective range thy must calculate the internal pressure of an unladen European swallow as the have a direct correlation to the fermenting of hot glue in the blast chamber. Really it's just that simple like I'd do it but I'm the one watching the videos not making them! This is satire don't murder me in my sleep with hot glue...

[@trimericbark2755]

Pls link to the research paper, or theory.

[@jparkerj20]

Oh my gahd you sir are a god

[@cdmonmcginn7561]

or was it an african swallow?

[@luongmaihunggia]

This is a good copypasta

[@ariandovald]

fully aware this is a joke but as a physics major it physically hurts

[@todd6653]

Sooo I know im late, but no comments gonna mention how bad it would hurt it be hit by this, literally sticks to you and burns and as you wipe it off it sticks even more....you my sir created a monster

[@rice2481]

Top ten best defensive weapons

[@littelcreatchure506]

Have you ever burned yourself with a standard hot glue gun? its already like that

[@littelcreatchure506]

being burned with a hot glue gun is like being hit by napalm

[@watermelon8487]

@@littelcreatchure506 but now with long range

[@littelcreatchure506]

@@watermelon8487 oh goody

[@akumanep440]

imagine getting shot by this like "did you just spray me with hot glue?" "yes"

[@Red1676]

Imagine if there was a couple of them made and to also function as laser tag guns, just dont tell your anyone other than the "heating issue."

[@xiaoxiaoxiao686]

... cause I’m blind now and can’t tell. And also my mouth is welded shut. Wait...

[@jaquan123ism]

only problem are the burns and hot glue hurts like hell when at liquid temp

[@IdontKnow-nm8bz]

@Iain Kerr well I mean, on one of those cheap 3$ hotglue guns not so much, just don't touch the metal the glue is hot but not give ya blisters hot, unless you hold your hand on it for while

[@rajuliothe4th747]

If you could talk while receiving third degree burns from liquid that’s now seeping into your pores that you cannot take off and if you try to rub it off it will make it worse

[@SoggyRaspberry]

Netflix: Are you still watching? Someone’s daughter:

[@thepizzaheman]

I ruined this comment with this terrible reply.

[@notsteve6641]

i dont get it

[@siegva4607]

NotSteve 66 you will eventually

[@yeahimomaha]

Benjamin sussex he wasn’t claiming it was original it just went with the video dumbass it’s called a joke I doubt you completely made up all of your jokes

[@silversnake4395]

More like son and girlfriend

[@falldamagesucks2879]

He did this build even tho people made fun of him, He really "stuck to his guns"

[@simontilstedhansen9296]

Fucking loved the part with the lion. And also the start when you explained the whole situation, ahaha

[@therealchris5894]

Imagine working at a bank and this guy rolls up with a futuristic glue gun

[@user-vx1wt4hb5l]

Yup hell glue your hands to the desk so you cant press for an alarm

[@Campfire98768]

Ahhhhhh. Yep. Wait. What if there was a gun that could shoot both a trait stream and glue balls................ "o"

[@hopehowdoyoufeel]

Netflix: are you still watching? Someones daughter: 3:58 4:52 5:34 6:01 6:17 7:59 8:05 8:10 8:18 8:48 9:26 9:57

[@viceshark]

H0pped this comment is highly underrated.

[@bayardjohnson7239]

Time stamp god

[@thataussiekid1975]

?

[@bayardjohnson7239]

Ben Dover69 you got all the time stamps, nice job.

[@psyk_platinum6616]

N i c e

[@smileysproduction5245]

Bruh he is the "Glue gunner" from bloons td

[@dominiccoles2019]

Holy shit what have u just wished upon this holy land

[@ascent.2285]

I haven't heard that name in year's

[@yourweaboofriend3950]

@@ascent.2285 because bloons is dead

[@yourweaboofriend3950]

@@ascent.2285 because bloons is dead

[@adityamaram6293]

@@yourweaboofriend3950 It isn't, btd 6 came out in 2018, and its reviews are overwhelmingly positive on steam.

[@bigguy6570]

Michael reeves but instead of an evil genius hes a normal genius

[@xingyuzhao8666]

You have to do a collab with michael sometimes

[@StankyCloud]

Xingyu Zhao yeah I’d say about 7

[@elmikeomysterio5496]

@@StankyCloud I was thinking more like 4.2

[@TitorEPK]

@@elmikeomysterio5496 5.6 is the sweet spot tbh

[@eidolor]

5.62973 to be precise; don’t neglect your significant figures.

[@scrmnthn5233]

he should collab with jreg's commie

[@demox4435]

I finally understand how in all the cyperpunk films and post-apocalyptic videos games every bandit no one is using actual firearms, instead choosing wierd alternative blasters. It's because prior to the apocalypse, the KZbin magic engineers did tutorials on everything from gauss rifles to high powered laser pistols to actual hot glue guns. Great job, videos like this remind me that we are living in the future.

[@june16fre]

Styropyro

[@lordbeanoz9644]

i like when the lion just said “dont copy reeves b***h

[@snowyvolcano1678]

Exclamation mark Exclamation mark Exclamation mark Exclamation mark

[@pabbywrks2175]

From the lion: dont copy the lion bitch!!!!!

[@detectiveteti6011]

He just do advance in his build no ones one the hot glue gun gun becouse its just suggested by micheal reeves fans and stop hurting feelings of others and stop insulting others becouse you want to be a top fan of micheal reeves lile dani said...SHUT SHUT

[@memescoep8851]

Ay we got the same profile pic!

[@lordbeanoz9644]

@@memescoep8851 ayyyyyy

[@Drawesometoons]

Look at you building a 'Elderly-Dude-Climax-Simulator'

[@FroggyMosh]

i-Its gonna look like that in forty years? I'm boned.

[@DriZ01]

Wrong again; a hot glue gun is a functional gun made out of hot glue.

[@georgedonose5296]

YES!

[@mmmyum4779]

Single shot lifetime

[@Seraph.G]

Modify a 3d printer to print with hot glue and the CAD files already exist!

[@Scouty]

@@sleepingthroughdays is this a double wooooosh or did you get woooooshed?

[@bradfordwesner6690]

Yes

[@flamehunter101]

"The equivalent weight of the gloo i shoot is about one whole stick" -Joel 2020

[@moldyshoess]

byg bron 🧠

[@_JlMBO]

Shows you take comments seriously, where’s that sexy soul patch at

[@m.f8655]

You're a good man,thank you

[@brnico6184]

​@Okay Tyler .

[@-Kal-]

After Michael’s sad excuse for an adhesion promoting device, I have to say: watching those money shots is satisfying.

[@eebiesdeebs]

Never forget to appeal to the beans audience

[@Fcreveryoung]

Eren Yıldırım don’t ask. It’s a path you only walk one direction

[@eljuaco428]

Another underrated youtuber :(

[@ozzlemc4650]

Hot glue gun 2.0? Not naming it "The Climax"

[@Mothlord03]

The design is sickkk. Looks like a halo weapon

[@mr19zee]

Everyone is talking about the hotglue gun and I'm here wondering what are those dope looking speakers on his desk.

[@leofoster9119]

They look custom made

[@joelrosario1445]

He has a video on those I’m pretty sure, check it out

[@Mycleansierra]

Same

[@James-wd9ib]

I have a pair of lampshades I can do that with

[@JohanRealman]

"Imagine having an IQ above room temperature" - Michael Reeves Stan

[@Mobiusquip]

does he live in the arctic?

[@Crlarl]

I don't think anyone has an IQ above 293.

[@yudsneio]

In what scale? Because in celsius, a good room temperature is about 20ºC

[@Mobiusquip]

@@Crlarl I definitely wasn't talking Kelvin

[@Crlarl]

@@Mobiusquip 528?

[@comebackguy8892]

Thank you for doing this, I too got annoyed that he didn't build one.

[@cam0b31]

Music makes me feel like I just walked I to a dungeon in terraria

[@random-b-i2480]

Ahhh the nostalgia

[@SkrrtFishing]

Is this song available fo buy?

[@aidanw8015]

Egggzactly

[@zachw2906]

I checked with my science team, and they assure me that this is what is technically know as "f***ing awesome" +/-1% for measurement errors and changing tastes. This works impressively well, especially for such a crazy idea, and the gun gets bonus points by looking pretty decent and having at least a nod to ergonomics (e.g. the entire gun fits in your hands and seems sturdy enough to last). It's reliable enough that the engineer in me wonders if some practical use could be found for it🤔. In any case, well done 👍

[@JoelCreates]

Thanks for noticing Zach, I attempted to apply my product design skills into making it reasonably functional, compact, and aesthetically pleasing. The pressure cable looped at the back was impractical as heck though, but it looked so much cooler...

[@JohanRealman]

It could be used for crowd control. It would be cool if he could make a soldering iron similar to this (without the canisters).

[@bjarnivalur6330]

It's _almost_ perfect, now all it needs is to moan when you pull the trigger. And no; You're too nice to Michael.

[@MicWellz]

I like that you really stuck to your guns

[@fremplefishy2028]

Yes

[@RocketEclipz]

*Richie the Tiger vs Trigger Me Elmo* Coming to a theater that's closed during quarentine near you! Never!

[@GridDweller77]

Comrade Elmo has some massive chad energy tho...

[@eidolor]

rule34 when

[@guillier4248]

Elmo wins

[@laserbean00001]

would watch

[@zachswift9735]

"Everyone didnt want projectile hot glue, they wanted streams of hot glue." Me: I like the induction heating hot glue gun better that does more damage and is just cool

[@tacotaker46]

2.0 for business, 1.0 for taking care of business.

[@JohnDoe-gb6co]

Stream is better because glue hot and painfull

[@chronicx2265]

no, i think i know you from the “More Cowbell” turn signals

[@michaeladames4932]

Love the design and functionality of the new and improved, hot glue gun. Please keep up the good work.

[@thevoid3246]

5:39 me twelve times a day since quarantine started

[@jacobjones6682]

ooooooof!

[@thevoid3246]

@@jacobjones6682 oof indeed

[@beanos3865]

Same

[@johnbergan1474]

I feel you man

[@kingjes8169]

Same lol

[@quinnatwood2326]

I can't believe Michael hasn't posted a comment yet telling Joel to take down this video.

[@elmikeomysterio5496]

Why would he?

[@quinnatwood2326]

@@elmikeomysterio5496 because that's is what he did to the last video

[@elmikeomysterio5496]

@@quinnatwood2326 I was unaware of that.

[@artispeedy]

@@elmikeomysterio5496 it was a joke ofc

[@3A_z]

ElMikeoMysterio He said it as a joke ofc

[@crinfarr]

"behind me you can see my cat, but also" annnnd I'm subbed.

[@ThunderPede]

Crinfarr basically lol

[@ForgieDusker]

glue jokes? i guess you're really... *beating a dead horse* maybe that one was a stretch.

[@braindeadwatermelon4347]

me: it has a taser? Joel: no bu- me: then i dont want it

[@jwsjacobs]

You might tazer yourself with the electronics, sooo does that make it dangerous enough?

[@viktorsvoboda8075]

@@jwsjacobs you clearly arent Micheal Reeeeeaves fan :(

[@unicornqueen268]

WE NEED MORE TASER

[@braindeadwatermelon4347]

@@jwsjacobs if it hurts it cools (I couldn't make anything better)

[@GMtheTurtle]

“I don’t know what it’s gonna keep out” Women. It’s gonna keep out women. Nerd. In all seriousness I love this design and the fact that it shot out in a fluid stream blows my mind. It’s an amazing end product and I really hope Michael brings it up to “react to it” in his usual fashion!

[@spaetzleking1405]

I guess your first idea... didn’t stick Im so sorry for making this terrible pun and i shall now commit seppoku

[@LeslieWorks]

*Sudoku

[@Omlet221]

Icky Leslie yesn’t

[@existenceisrelative]

Don't commit to seppokki before you know if you like it.

[@levirosenlieb7798]

SeppoGLUE

[@nighthawk8430]

wow this glue dun idea is really sticking to me

[@Joe-pi9bx]

I admire your sticktoitiveness, really adhering to the tenants of what a "glue gun" is. Don't let the haters get to you though, remember the old proverb of; I'm rubber, you're glue, something something, shoot at you or whatever it was. Anyways much love and peace out.

[@hubbabubba5177]

I'm rubber, you're now covered in hot glue

[@derangedcranberry3460]

Hubba Bubba hi rubber I’m Solitacal. Edit: I’m sorry

[@AmericanFry]

Okay so I’m 99% certain messing with this u have gotten burned with hot glue, and it hurts like hell, so imagine this as a home defense weapon and hitting someone’s exposed face over and over

[@DurzoBlunts]

Rifle or shotgun version !

[@aidanf2610]

That would hurt so fucking bad. Anyone who’s gotten even a little bit of hot glue on their fingers knows that this gun is basically lethal lol

[@AmericanFry]

Zakariah Smith I mean I wouldn’t want them to die just yet....

[@supern0v477]

You should have said "This was hard to make but I really *stuck* to it."

[@gh05tparkourfreerunning31]

If you have any more glue jokes, the make sure to *stick* them in the comments below.

[@supern0v477]

Gh05t Parkour/Freerunning I guess I’m in a bit of a *sticky* situation with the pun competition.

[@gh05tparkourfreerunning31]

@@supern0v477 You seen to be pretty *adhered* to your puns

[@mrkat547]

so you are just shooting your hot sticky stuff on to the wall

[@mobkamogawa1965]

He's like Micheal Reeves for the wierd kids who had hella nerf guns

[@justsomeamerican5283]

ALSO-RAN ! What the actual fuck are you doing with your life?

[@fazeobama8872]

@@justsomeamerican5283 rude

[@justsomeamerican5283]

Faze Obama What? It’s a genuine question...

[@bobswaget118]

@@justsomeamerican5283 more than you obviously, nerf guns are expensive

[@321tryagain]

I love your style, this was incredibly well executed and your musical scores are insanely good. 10/10

[@showtime7169]

FPS Russia - glue edition

[@shashankiyer5751]

I miss that man

[@mRnIcO-ro7nw]

69 likes Nice

[@jakeburch9705]

The new and improved *Nut Buster 3000*

[@Sketchy_Dood]

God damn the mad lad did it

[@elmikeomysterio5496]

Yes. Yes he did. Lad went full mad. Didn't even get salty.

[@PlasmaSabre]

I love that you made this an actual thing. Fantastic work!

[@d.sblack5900]

I call it the Money Shot Gun*TM* * patent pending*

[@murunbuchstanzangur]

The flesh burning, screaming, scalding, ohfuckitwontcomeoff money shot gun.

[@lolcoolbye8391]

I like how much effort you put in videos. Great video btw.

[@goodoc8248]

6:17 when you're 13 and see a commercial with attractive women

[@rententee]

@@nunsense9489 Every kind

im 13

[@dancibotaru6613]

@ who asked

[@sdue1337]

@@dancibotaru6613 good question

[@lukasyee2296]

Julius Hall when?

[@colinwalker6282]

5:34 when a girl accidentally touches my leg.

[@HoloScope]

haha that reminds me, I was walking to the bus last semester when a girl accidentally touched my dick. I had shorts on from PE, I had to walk in sort of a weird way for the rest of the way to the bus. One of my most embarrassing moments. EDIT: When I said I had to walk a weird way it was because I was boned not because I fucking cummed.

[@Biggus-dickus0]

Holo Scope prolly not something you wanna be telling people man

[@HoloScope]

@@Biggus-dickus0 It was funny nonetheless

[@HoloScope]

@@trollfacelover4734 why?

[@Biggus-dickus0]

Holo Scope I was only joking man😂

[@bobthebobman7457]

Build a machine that does “surgery”

[@ugurefetastan137]

Perfect

[@Omlet221]

Why? Micheals was perfect already and there is nothing to fix about it.

[@elvisdepressly6965]

Mixup 221 you did it! The joke! Wow!

[@TechDaddyProxy]

If only this had been invented before the nail gun, they could have hot glued Jeebus to the cross.

[@TruMaverick]

Martha: Wanna Scrap book tonight Karen? Karen: Let me get my Glue Gun Glue Gun:

[@notsohotso1]

“Go down in the comments and tell me your glue jokes” should’ve been “leave a comment on what jokes really stick to you”

[@Sp00kq]

Damn

[@Donut-zw2bb]

Finally something to repair my broken marriage

[@InfinityMax365]

You are definitely being too nice to that small Philippino child

[@AtaGunZ]

you can reuse the thing to shoot another video: A gun that shoots high volumes of ketchup to the victim, might wanna lose the heating element tho

[@meffrein_scheffsein]

no, keep the heating element. It has to shoot ultra-fucking-hot ketchup at the victim

[@Crownpanda]

@@meffrein_scheffsein I like you

[@tomikun8057]

@@meffrein_scheffsein Yes and upgrade it to 1000°c

[@bskcj1149]

Tomi Gt bruh I’m pretty sure that’s as hot as the surface of the sun

[@Crownpanda]

Lets pretend like your high and cant think straight

[@Internetspaceships]

Woman: Give me your hot sticky load! Joel: *pulls out, and pulls out gluegun*

[@snyperbro9502]

I cant upvote since you have 69 upvotes D:

[@nopesans4122]

*puts in glue gun*

[@recomoto]

I sincerely think that the gun before was cooler. But, how you brought this one together is amazing. You progressed a lot! It was hella funny

[@jeremiahdavis7904]

9:28 willing to bet that after 4 weeks of quarantine I can shoot a warm semi-fluid further than that

[@qiamzess9875]

Its been 4 weeks ,how was your training

[@jeremiahdavis7904]

@@qiamzess9875 happy to report, I can manage a full 13 feet if aimed at the proper angle

[@alech9418]

@@jeremiahdavis7904 "hey babe, back up... farther... farther... thats good."

[@jeremiahdavis7904]

@@alech9418 I hate when people get my dialogue perfectly... you know me too well

[@jeremiahdavis7904]

To clarify, I started this as a bet with my wife (yes, I know, whatever.) That I could shoot it wall to wall in our bedroom (11x13) as a joke, then saw this video and it became a hilarious reality, might post a video on the ol' PH account

[@blainesatovich7523]

You should collaborate with Michael Reeves on something once this Covid stuff is over. I think it’d be cool

[@FaKe-oi2rm]

This is such a good channel and so much more than a Michael Reeves spoof

[@dropthegame8620]

Some people like Michael Reeves just leave him alone and well leave this channel alone

[@FaKe-oi2rm]

@@dropthegame8620 Lol I like Michael Reeves too but it just sucks that this guys content gets so few views except for his one Michael reeves vid...

[@dropthegame8620]

Fa Ke oh yee I understand

[@JKPancake]

Anything is possible when you really STICK to it

[@nefariousyawn]

There it is, the pun he forgot to make.

[@chompercs4769]

"don't copy reeves" fucking killed me

[@Dimencia]

It's kinda wholesome to see someone do so well in just a year of YT, but it's no wonder with this quality of content and the amount of effort you put into these. Nice dude

[@ASimpleObserver]

I mean, I guess he's literally throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks

[@turdcannon9914]

Imagine if it broke and stuck your hands together. Would’ve been a “sticky” situation

[@Crownpanda]

Stfu

[@Axegarden]

Oh god that is such a dad joke...... i love it

[@ralsei3140]

*door..... now*

[@Crownpanda]

@@ralsei3140 No not the door, Off with his *head*

[@definitelynotagenocider5204]

Bruh his skin will burn before he even joke about it

[@Indecisionn]

Mad fan of Michael Reeves and now a mad fan of you. Stab the haters with a surgery robot and keep being awesome.