House Being The Absolute WORST for 33 Minutes Straight | House M.D.

[@meowmeowblackcat6710]

"you don't know about my medical history" wilson, at this point in your friendship, house might know about your entire family's medical history

[@littlecaseymarie666]

"excuse me, I've gotta go kill someone"

[@korvotron]

thank you for the quality background noise while i work

[@zekeiwa5837]

that's the perfect definition of the standard house md episode

[@82dorrin]

"I'm not on antidepressants, I'm on speeeeeeeeed!!!" -Wilson

[@littlecaseymarie666]

"excuse me, I've gotta go kill someone"😂

[@Scarecrow545]

*jazz hands*

[@AmarDilaver-j2j]

Me too 😂😂😂

[@michaelmorgan6674]

Im on break ​@@AmarDilaver-j2j

[@lexsmith8689]

i cracked on that!!🤣🤣

[@500werewolf]

"You DOSED me!!!" "...Yes, I did. But only because you didn't trust me." Flawless logic. XD

[@TabathaTMartin]

House's Sherlock was showing through there 😂

[@lunarialoonatic]

😭 my favorite moment

[@jaquelinealejandradimasrui589]

Ui😂hgygbxmnjpkhyu😅😊😮😮gxh898ñn

[@NicoleCzarnecki]

House is very lucky that Wilson did not press charges against him.

[@sayjii]

iirc it was also because of the swapped cup. Wilson thought that house did something to the cup he was offered so he took the other one which is the actual dosed one

[@ovskii96]

13:07 Was the only point where House was completely in the right. That doctor should not have been trying to disprove the delusion in public. It's humiliating, for one, but it's also completely useless.

[@SuperSparrow45]

"You could've given me a heart attack!" "A heart attack isn't gonna kill you, you were in a hospital."

[@Jonaegh]

Love how wilson said "She's better off without you," pretty much perfectly clearly before immediately passing out 🤣 Put all of his last bit of consciousness into that jab

[@jacklox1234]

28:30 For context: house and her got married and she was an immigrant. She finally got approved to be a citizen via mail but house threw away the notices, because he was afraid she'd leave if she found out she didnt have to be with house anymore

[@DeweyTwo-ey]

Thank you

[@tillmen4444]

Even though he ended up not wanting her to love him😂

[@crisdlcruz145]

In his effort to avoid her from leaving she leaves that is irony in video

[@ptonpc]

Thanks. I presume she left when she realised he is House.

[@jacklox1234]

@@ptonpc when she realized he's actually a European comedian and not an American

[@allanchurm]

i cannot get over the brilliance of the script writters for this series.

[@62sy]

Brilliant would have been making it medically accurate… and not following the same script line everytime. Every episode is basically the same.

[@Pablo_the_hedgehog]

​@@62sy You don't get it

[@lunarialoonatic]

⁠@@62sythat’s the point tho…?each episode is him solving rare cases that nobody else can solve. Each episode is based on REAL cases that have stumped doctors, with yes more dramatics and exaggerations. But you saying “it’s the same thing” as if that makes it a bad show is strange considering that’s the literal whole premises.

[@oliverbevan2575]

@@62syand that’s why it’s a sitcom

[@oliverbevan2575]

@@62sycasualty from BBC has been going since 1986 and has 1340+ episodes that are essentially all the same. It’s even more samey-samey than house. Great show though, even better that it’s actually really medically accurate.

[@javieroliva6395]

Bro the freedom master one was sad af, house was really trying to do something good

[@Profile__1]

The thumbnail is so insane and over the top, I love it.

[@anti7506]

In his defense, the universe always had it out for him

[@yadeel8281]

“Your honor, the universe told me to crash my car into my ex- girlfriend’s house”

[@nikoraasu6929]

@@yadeel8281 it was deserved tho

[@pierce29]

In the universe’s defense, he was asking for it

[@anti7506]

@@yadeel8281 tbh. Cause imagine you relapse because you thought your first meaningful relationship in years was about to go up in flames and when your partner survives they also immediately dump you

[@ohthatpie]

@@yadeel8281 The universe probably double dog dared him to be fair

[@sylvanticx]

“You drugged me. She’s better off without you.” I love their dynamic they’re such freaks.

[@arunavagupta9382]

6:36 I never noticed this till I had my medical degree and COVID hit and now the fact that Wilson didn't notice that his saturation was 86 as well drives me nuts everytime I see it

[@scourge8097]

I thought it was 92 and his BP was 185/86...no?

[@Stephanthecuteblondie2567]

​@@scourge8097185 Is the current heartbeat, 86 is the current blood pressure he has, next to those big numbers you can see small numbers, the 90 is the oxygen saturation in the blood, 140/50 is like a scale of how high or low the blood pressure can go, if 86 is the minimum, well, i dare to say that's not good, and that's why you don't do drugs

[@feenixb1o7]

That's a Masimo Radical SET 7, it displays SpO2, pulse rate, photo plethysmograph, perfusion index and Signal IQ waveform. It's been modified for TV to show the BMP at the top number, but the actual unit displays SPO2 in that spot, hence the numbers being so wrong. But yeah, 86 isn't great and a doctor should have seen that.

[@feenixb1o7]

@@scourge8097 That's a pulse ox, it doesn't measure blood pressure.

[@scourge8097]

@@feenixb1o7 Ok, but the pulse ox isn't 92(which is low...dangerously low for a healthy person) no? I'm guessing I'm misreading it. If you argued with me about hearsay exceptions I'd be annoyed, so I'm NOT arguing, LOL...just asking!

[@olympicmusician2466]

House was in my dream last night and he acted exactly like he usually does. I was impressed with myself.

[@Detyrious]

So you didn't have lupus in your dream?

[@sorrowandblasphemy2526]

I've been dreaming about him for the past three nights lmao

[@Uapa500]

I never watched this series and suddenly I dreamt of House too. Hospital was crumbling and he helped me and a bunch of people coming out of a staircase 😐 I found it curious, cos I never watched it, so I looked it up on youtube. And now I'm addicted 😐

[@seryphgaming]

I was so fucking upset when he burned the letter. All he had to do was tell her it arrived and that he would like to have her stay, but NO, House doesn't get to be happy and it angers me so

[@quaerite.]

House is an absolute MENACE to society

[@blacktimhoward4322]

I get the feeling that most hollywood writers have never been punched in the face, because they always write it as this hugely dramatic fall and wipe of the lip. Honestly, getting sucker punched by someone who didn't do some huge windup is more like 'what was that' than 'oh god I'm down'

[@tillmen4444]

😂 you haven't watched House, he's been punch and shot for the things he's said and done

[@blacktimhoward4322]

@@tillmen4444 ... Did you mean to respond to a different comment? Like, one that relates to what you wrote? 😂

[@finnjay6149]

Of course, it wouldn't be anywhere near as good for the cameras if it was realistic lol. Though, not like House is famed for its realism.

[@godlyvex5543]

The purpose of a show isn't to be realistic, it's to be entertaining. Realism is preferred as it gives context to watchers, helps not break immersion, and is generally easier to write, but if realism gets in the way of entertainment or gets too difficult to write well, then it shouldn't be clung to. Punches in movies are more dramatic because drama is entertaining and it ruins almost nobody's immersion, so it's a good idea to keep it that way. Also, I'm sure if house merely acted shocked but didn't react much physically, you'd have a small handful of other people saying it's unrealistic that an old disabled guy could take a punch so well. Many, many times in fiction you will have two opposing groups who you cannot both satisfy. Instead of balancing between them and possibly upsetting both, it's generally preferred to rely on your largest audience.

[@caimanaraujo479]

Well, I do Muay Thai and boxing, and get puched a lot in the face. I'd say you are MOSTLY correct. Specially when you are expecting the punch, most times it wont be dramatic like that. But some times, when it comes from a bigger person, some punches just knock you out of your feet and you fall, not even because of dizziness, just the sheer power of it throwing you out of the floor. That feels like those dramatic scenes. In other instances, when you get knocked out, the punch might take you out for a second, and when you come back you are sitting on the floor and take a second to understand what happened. Thats a similar feeling to those scenes again. The face wiping is a bit wrong, not because it doesn't happen, but because in those instances you are more preocupied in the shame/confusion of having fallen by a normal looking punch, you most likely are trying to get back up instantly. Checking for blood comes after.

[@SadCrabMan23]

What that psychiatrist did to the “superhero” guy was so wrong.

[@BankMan-xy5tq]

Not really. Forcing people to confront delusions is part of the process. It's akin to exposure therapy.

[@aleks9053]

@@BankMan-xy5tqobviously, never should be done like that tho

[@jacklox1234]

Yeah it was much too aggressive

[@StreetDrilla]

@@BankMan-xy5tq its useless

[@mauz791]

​@@BankMan-xy5tq he didn't need to do it in public though, poor fella

[@NicoleCzarnecki]

In the Cameron-Foreman fight, House (albe inappropriately) made a point that Cameron needed to hear: the academic paper could wait.

[@finnjay6149]

But he only ever allows gossip to wait if it benefits him in some way. He's always gossiping in the middle of important discussions.

[@breadfanornofan1148]

Good god. House criticizing 13 for having 12% interest on a car loan is just telling of how bad it really is now. Most people would kill for a 12% interest loan nowadays.

[@trexasaurus5322]

What? You can get a 7% interest loan on a new car, even lower if there’s a special promotion going on. Used cars are around 11% if you have good credit

[@klee_.fangirl]

In his defence, he’s really funny

[@666neoselen]

H. lovezd his dog too but he's still not right the way he did

[@StreetDrilla]

the trolling >>

[@a1orski]

Did House TRY to kill someone when he ran his car through the wall right at the table where people had just been seated?

[@TrickiousRickious]

I think the writers could justify that he might've noticed that they were cleaning up and he deduced that they wouldn't be at the table by the time he drove through Cuddy's home - but yeah, in my book unless he was secretly psychic in the show - that was attempted murder

[@sagardixit9247]

I don't think he careed at that moment if he killed anybody or not, he just wanted to release all his anger out

[@ChelseaSmitherson]

no, you can see in the ep that he's watching the window and knows where everyone is. Also, this was only done to give Cuddy finally a reason to leave the show, so its dubious whether it was a real in-character moment anyway

[@Sylvia-t1f]

It's stated later that he observed they were moving out of the room, and was able to see again that it was empty while driving up. This is when he's defending himself so you can possibly take it with a grain of salt.

[@a1orski]

@@Sylvia-t1f Yes but it would take only a second or two to step back into the line of fire. I don't think House would take that chance, but he DID! Anyway great show and I miss it. One of the greatest series enders in TV history.

[@tycameron1836]

You can see the progression of how awful society is to House. His own words of people being scum, liars, and selfish always ends up proving true or true to a different extent. While all of his actions are inexcusable, most are understood. House is kind of an anti-hero to this series. Yeah he saves lives, but lacks so much social intelligence that he destroys any relationship he gets into. Everyone barely tolerates him, including Wilson. I have heard the true ending to House MD was going to be a happy one. House finally repairs relationships and gets with Cuddy again. I would've loved that ending personally

[@alexandra_the_great]

That would have been an incredibly unrealistic ending 😭

[@TetraSky]

17:00 not having barriers on the side is WILD. It's a giant fan that blows you upward. While slowly drifting to the sides.... until you're no longer above the fan and you fall to your doom.

[@Stephenwc]

"Our children are the future". House is doing all he can for them.

[@jamesstanley6055]

As someone whos done Uppers, Yawning afterwards is common (Atleast for myself) during comedown which is what Wilson is doing. So not sure if that part is correct

[@Skeletonpickle213]

House can be such a menace when he wants to be

[@pamelaharrington3838]

Lol this channel is going hard!! now that Thanksgiving and the rest of the holidays are speeding our way this channel has all the time to make content

[@82dorrin]

4:31 House at his lowest. 😢

[@multrawen000]

i think that would be the lowest of his lows. he run into a house full of people just to give a comb to cuddy. if that is not the lowest i dont know what is

[@blueredlover1060]

In many ways, I think House was delivering a message Cuddy needed to hear, but it's incredibly harsh on the way that it was worded and said. Cuddy almost always does this with children that come into the hospital, and she's almost useless everyone one comes in. The worst has to be when the babies in the NICU fell ill.

[@finnjay6149]

It's by far one of the cruellest things he said, but I think his lowest point had to have been the harm he caused out of anger; strangling the patient, sabotaging the MRI, driving into Cuddy's house.

[@iamlato]

andre braugher was so good in this show.

[@ptonpc]

RIP

[@Sarthanas]

21:19 I love this specific shot

[@victormolina718]

House should have stayed with Dominika. She developed feelings for him so did he. Really a letdown in the series for me.

[@suit_up0]

33 minute video is a blessing

[@yunanklaus1195]

2:13 anyone catch that too?

[@cyberhigh5751]

What is it

[@Eli-qb2sw]

​@@cyberhigh5751 He is sleeping on a Gray's Anatomy book

[@kiii-real9919]

Who is Gary? ​@@Eli-qb2sw

[@chemlearner2721]

Amphetamines aren't going to kill you. I"M ON SPEEEEEED!!!!

[@SPECTRE_Madman]

They’re antidepressants not anti annoyances.

[@unafzaner1237]

I mean 21:00 house is doing something bad to protect Wilson

[@Housestan95]

The show may be over..but the fandom is very much alive and I'm all here for it🎉🎉

[@DUSKvsDAWN]

30:49 hey, is that Jesse from Pitch Perfect? I only just noticed and I've seen this series countless times edit: I just checked on IMDB, it's actually him!

[@elektraknappova3901]

I love these thumbnails

[@mahih1493]

Chases face at 0:03🤣🤣🤣

[@nate87799]

13:25 this part really was fucked up on the part of the mental institution.

[@ems2319]

When he doses Wilson with speed 😂

[@Cashlost2]

Amazing thumbnail

[@lgx3557]

I finished House the other day, honestly I don’t think I’ll find a series like it ever again but I’m very lucky to have watched it from start to finish for the first time and relatively spoiler free

[@Nathan-e7w9n]

“Words can hurt ya know” - house

[@JoyceNamuddu-et1yp]

They're antidepressants not antiannoyances😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mhobag]

House being the GOAT for 33 minutes straight*

[@findaxelfoley8106]

If it's Saturday it's House MD

[@lisawentworth6831]

The reality is, House would be fired for his psychosis

[@lifeofbekahh]

House always makes me laugh with his sarcasm 😂 Hugh Laurie is so awesome as house 😍

[@rukawakaede6573]

*House Being The Absolute BEST for 33 Minutes Straight | House M.D.

[@KeyToWite]

Why is the freedom master part here? That was probably one of the nicest things house has done ever FM jumping was pretty much out of his control

[@sarahlelys9268]

He's a doctor, he knew full well the potential consequences of enabling and actively confirming a patient's delusion when that delusion can endanger the patient. If the delusion is that the patient can fly if he jumps, don't encourage him to jump. But he still decided to poke the bear just to prove another doctor wrong, even though House himself was much less qualified to handle that patient. House himself eventually became aware of what he'd done only to stick it to someone he disliked. He knew the potential consequences but ignored them. That's why he asked for help, realising what he'd done. It was the same scenario as when he called the stripper Caramel to Chase's bachelor party--unconsciously he knew the whole time what would happen. Except that this time, as a doctor, he 100% knew better and could predict the outcome.

[@KeyToWite]

​@@sarahlelys9268 I think that's true that he wanted to stick it to "the man', but i also believe there was a genuine, if misguided attempt on making FM happy. Whether he likes it or not, he grew attached to people there even if it's in a very small way, and that clouded his objective and calculated mind.

[@finnjay6149]

@@KeyToWite I have to agree. One of the only times I can remember seeing House smile in what looked to be a genuine, sincere way is when he and FM were "flying".

[@whyisthisdifferentnow]

Captain Holt was on House?! I never knew that.

[@q2ten]

highkey could've just posted the whole series lul

[@Lebenjo]

HOUSE BABY YEAAAAH

[@kx250monster1023244]

27:21 like 10 seconds ago people were sitting around this table.. now all the sudden theyre not.. lol

[@bgold2007]

What beautiful auburn hair Cameron has while blocking House by the doorway

[@georginaydenov5681]

He saw they went up and Cuddy told them to move to the kitchen( you can see they get up). Then he proceeds to give the comb the way he did , knowing no one was there. He was looking for the effect of doing something irrational, without the heavy punishment ( like crippling someone).

[@kx250monster1023244]

@@georginaydenov5681 i just watched it again, and youre wrong. for all he knew, they were still at the table.

[@collinslogan01]

@@georginaydenov5681even so how would he know there would be nobody there? People who watch the show think house is a genius who knows everything when in reality he’s a broken man with a genius brain.. he knew what he was going to do and knew that someone might go back in the room… he just took that chance because he didn’t care. Before this he was just a danger to himself but after this moment he was shown to be a danger to others, it’s why cuddy wouldn’t even be near him anymore.

[@Mr.Earthmanliving]

My thoughts just now. 2:55. Holmes and watson

[@GizmoBeach]

The best was when House berated Cuddy while she was in the shower with the child patient. About how she'd make a terrible mother. And later she tells Wilson that people think House has no filter when in fact he holds himself back. Because when he wants to really hurt he knows just where to poke a sharp stick. That felt like the actors were really getting in touch w/ people they knew like that.

[@luckierloser]

IM COPING!!!

[@leblanc3536]

Inaccurate title. This is house being the best

[@lpedr0l]

Cuddy didn't deserve House and Dominika could have stayed with him

[@lagavinjam21net]

Andre Braugher was a great actor. Gone too soon.🥺😢

[@irawilliams343]

House is miserable and he wants others to be miserable

[@Iffy350]

13:01 It’s Pelant

[@DaffyDuckWizard]

Freedom master is the stoner from anger management

[@bhumikabhatt9938]

I thought you uploaded the whole series

[@steveskonberg1599]

Doesn’t matter how good he is…that attitude and he would have been long fired.

[@finnjay6149]

It's not like it's meant to be realistic, to be fair.

[@charlessmith1962]

Man this is the best tv show ever

[@BirdsOfGlass]

The first season is almost hard to watch compared to season 3 & on. Almost though, I definitely still watch it.

[@moonscar119]

Foreman has always been the worst

[@SeriogesLife]

After seeing this video I cannot stand what Cuddy did to house

[@gregcompton9759]

Has anyone ever noticed, and it came to my attention just today; House is using his cane wrong. It should be on the other side. I know this from direct experience ‼️↩️

[@ptonpc]

Yep. It bugged me for ages. I eventually took it to be a case of, he doesn't really need it physically. It's a emotional / mental crutch for him. RL, it may just be that Hugh found it easier to use on that side or it 'looked' better?

[@littlecaseymarie666]

"You should be me when I'm busy😉😜"

[@creativename.]

the thumbnail 💀💀💀

[@zironcat5265]

16:32 someone knows the name of this song???

[@storm_devastator9915]

I do not fear jazz by big strides

[@Aunini]

7:21 👐

[@jeffrey-b4r]

poor chase lol

[@WingWingsPhoenix]

They keep telling me death and taxes are the only certainty in life, but they're sleeping on House M.D. uploading.

[@MoeruHoeru]

Did house just marry a stranger 😂😂

[@BRYANTYLER-w7r]

The universe has it out for me too.And I don't have near the intelligence that that he has, it doesn't want to kill me just make my life miserable because i am not doing something right

[@TelletubiedeFormosa_XD]

What did Abode mean by this?

[@NisseVex]

Not enough people talking about how house tried to kill a man at the end

[@quack10]

It's Fiction.

[@NisseVex]

@@quack10 Yeah and he fictionally tried to kill a man, which I figured would fictionally overshadow his other fictional infractions

[@darkfangunlimited1289]

Cameron was the most annoying dr on the show stg always on some moral tirade

[@zackuattack]

"Worst" is kinda harsh. I prefer "chaotic neutral".

[@Ni-gf1tk]

Is it weird that i got a little crush on houseeee. When i was a kid i was on chase team. Now that im 30+ i think i like house haha

[@SuperMaDBrothers]

house is the absolute WORST!

[@deepcow]

That show was horrible.