House MD clinic

[@Tony29103]

"handwriting on your medical records is obviously not a doctors because I can almost read it" Perfect line!

[@WalterLiddy]

I actually saw a news report once where they showed that in many cases pharmacists can't read what a doctor has prescribed, but they know what it SHOULD say and basically do the prescribing at their own discretion by assuming what it is for and handing out the drug they believe it should be. Which is incredibly improper, but apparently fairly common.

[@si2foo]

@@WalterLiddy way less common these days most prescribtions are sent direct from the clinic to a pharmacist of your choice usually local for you to pick them up there

[@MarceloHenrique1404]

Rat

[@hollyb6885]

2:12-“Is it really?” Cracks me up every time. 😂😂

[@MarceloHenrique1404]

HL Comedian side

[@hollyb6885]

@@MarceloHenrique1404 I LOVE it when they let him flex his comedic muscles!!! He’s a gem!

[@FiksIIanzO]

House empathizing with the patient squeezing her company for insurance because she hates being told what to do is both sweet and brilliant writing

[@CraigFurry]

"are you rude to all your patients" she literally asks if he shaves

[@yvescorbin]

“Do you?”

[@DataLog]

@@yvescorbin Do you?

[@ptrithu8]

"Oh yes! Don't think you're special."

[@Wild-Wolfgang]

The Sass is too much

[@autohmae]

3:43 this was something he could relate too and gave her the jackpot

[@PurplePoppyAnimator]

I think he also appreciated her being totally honest at the end and admitting her fault, as well as being relatable. So props to both of them in a way haha.

[@unaryan1979]

God he can read people.

[@lancerd4934]

You don't need to read people when you can read a script instead

[@Kurasai56]

@@lancerd4934 Huehuehuehue

[@Cheezeblade]

Its not overly impressive, anyone who works with a lot of people will tell you its not really reading when most of humanity has the depth of a coloring book. However he is a genius.

[@Avatar1454]

Well his character is based on Sherlock Holmes after all

[@vincentfrusci7745]

@@Avatar1454he basically is the doctor version of Sherlock Holmes

[@soulenoid6701]

1:19 That scared the shit outta me

[@kazimierzgarshin3924]

Patient: "I just dont like being told what to to do." House: "I can get you in for a full body scan later this week." LOL

[@isaackargarsamani6398]

EBM

[@antonradke5943]

Him and this lady could be great friends 😂

[@PerfectAlibi1]

I mean, SHE was the one who wanted a full check up... XD

[@Stunterclips]

Deadass I think he appreciated her honesty

[@FiksIIanzO]

​@@Stunterclips He appreciated her hating her boss

[@seb0rn739]

People say that House is not a nice doctor. The fact that he scheduled her for a full-body exam shows that he is.

[@oremfrien]

I find it funny that at 1:37, the Spanish translation is literal rather than figurative. The joke "only the ones that end in 'day'" works in English since every day of the week ends in the word "day", e.g. Monday, Tuesday, etc. but in Spanish, it doesn't, e.g. lunes, martes, etc. So, the Spanish translation should have been something like, "Sólo los días en que sale el sol" -- "Only the days in which the Sun rises" to capture the meaning.

[@zekeiwa5837]

To make it worse, the dub translated that line just like the sub, so it sounds stupid.

[@jackdog06]

“Only on days that end in ‘day’”

[@YIDRMY]

House @ 2:12 did a perfect impression of Dr. Cox

[@sarizonana]

Beau Dingwall house is much better than Dr Cox and more attractive

[@abdullahkharaz8565]

Witch episode was it ?

[@chan27leon]

@@sarizonana but can he rant like Dr Cox tho

[@brentpuwet8300]

house is the sherlock of med.

[@lionmaster13]

Teal'c no literally it came up when I watched the frist episode on tv, that they were based on Sherlock Holmes(house) and john waston(Wilson)

[@34672rr]

@@lionmaster13 drug addicted like holmes as well

[@crucisnh]

@@34672rr Both play musical instruments as well.

[@alanfender123]

How very 19th century. House is also the manual, sarcastic version of a probabilistic graphical network.

[@thedevil1667]

Also both are sociopaths

[@nurikodb3915]

House also doesn't like being told what to do so no wonder he helped the last one :D

[@KaiatheSiberianHusky]

He likes people who will stand up for themselves instead of just rolling over.

[@sv8945]

@Srithor I think he will interpret this as a compliment

[@tatumpelletier4723]

"I don't like being told what to do" Made me roll my eyes. I've got way too many friends like that failing school and doing poorly at work because they don't like doing what they're told

[@tdevil101]

What about House. He doesn’t like being told what to do.

[@tatumpelletier4723]

@@tdevil101 That's one thing since it's a show and he's an adult with mostly common sense. It's another when it's real life and kids think it's acceptable to have the same mentality and that things will work out in their favor if they behave poorly

[@rambo8863]

Dont like being told what to do? You are to slow my freind to be Better than Them and manipulat Them to lissen to you insted!

[@CircleOfInevitability]

​@@tdevil101 You mean the man who passed medical school? And has several doctoral degrees? Yeah hes an ass. But he knows when to do what he has to do

[@seb0rn739]

Doing what you are a told is not an integral part of school or work. It is however an integral part of being used by people. At work, you should do what you are paid to do not what you are told.

[@katynewt]

Ahhh, the good old days when House was filmed on Vulcan... 🙃

[@musical_lolu4811]

"That's ridiculous." "Is it, really?"😂😂

[@JohnJohn-hu8pk]

1:51 oh yes.. don't think you're special. That one got me good

[@lifestylewithpamelablue3443]

Only on days that end with day😂

[@DifferentTypesofPeople]

Is it me or does the girl’s tone of voice at 2:05 completely change when House accuses her of working for the insurance company?

[@wino0000006]

Dr. Google vs. dr. House.

[@ACZiemba326]

1:27 can kinda hear Hugh laurie's British accent come through

[@SantomPh]

His accent comes from his audition , where he smashed his native accent with a supposed American one. The producers liked it and he used it every season

[@Stuart267]

I did too when he said Dollar

[@duburakiba]

if Jane ,Dr House, Dr Cox's, and Dr Sheldon Copper were locked in a room together what would happen

[@jaymiepearlloper-clifton4758]

Dubura Kiba omg I want to watch that show

[@trevorcook8374]

thats.. not 36 vicodin.. that's like.. 12..15 max.

[@cukienikie]

2:12 🤣

[@cliffburton5696]

Who is the clinic patient at 2:12?

[@TheWingus]

House gave the 1st woman back her own $20!

[@comical9587]

What's with the ultra highlighted filter on these videos? Looks like it's from a cheap soap opera...

[@voiceofsilence473]

@1:50 I died laughing

[@timergent]

1:42

[@nuclearbriefcase7259]

IST patient he put him on plecobo

[@voiceofsilence473]

@2:28 best

[@MarceloHenrique1404]

Hold potential jrrk

[@officialusmanqureshi]

Probably got the 20 from her purse

[@HarPlayer]

That's her job . just take it n collect the paycheck n benefit's

[@wx7fm]

I laughed at fibromyalgia! That's hilariously wrong!

[@FlameszYT]

Ah! classic homeopathy.

[@Liza.Wharton]

Why did the earlier house episodes look all hazy and dreamy lmao it's so bad

[@matt566]

Making fun of chronic fatigue syndrome and fibromyalgia may have been a fad back when this episode was made but those are serious conditions that should not be taken lightly. Patients with chronic fatigue syndrome are drastically more likely to develop heart failure in the following years than patients without it. There is obviously a serious organic issue developing in these patients.

[@TheSodiumazide]

There is zero "organic" causes to either one of those garbage bag diseases. When medical disorder studies use the word MAY in their abstract its because they are selling bullshit. In fact there is a cottage industry of selling these bullshit fantasy disorders to the gullible and sad. Almost all the best information on these "diseases" is that they are psychosomatic stress responses from untreated or badly diagnosed depression. The number one linked issue to these diseases is being unemployed and female with high trait neuroticism. What few credible medical problems that are linked to these jokes are other idiopathic syndromes unrelated to this "diagnosis". You can tell this is true because when you look on the laughable wiki page under "brain changes" you can see the hurried statement that while it seems co morbid with depression the brain changes are "different" which is funny cause we barely understand the neurological foundation of depression well enough to identify it much less differentiate it and then instead of citing a study is cites an activist pamphlet on the disease that is the supposed "International consuses primer" and yet manages to say in its entire length, "we can't identify it, we can't figure out who gets better and we can't cure it." I have been doing this long enough to recognize snake oil or mugwump bites when it comes by.

[@matt566]

​@@TheSodiumazide Imagine being this stupid that you double down on an extremely limited view of health and physiology despite the obvious growing trends over the last few decades. Are you a clinician? Do you have an UpToDate subscription? Perhaps check out their pages on some of the more modern complex diseases. There's plenty of objective findings to go around for these disease processes that just haven't been adopted by standard practice yet. I got a new disease that nobody seems to know about yet. Every food I've eaten for the last year and change has went from causing no reaction to causing throat swelling and blood pressure and heart rate changes to the point that I can no longer tolerate the food. But my IgE skin prick testing was negative. I guess it's all in my head :)

[@matt566]

​@@TheSodiumazide I bet you think mast cell activation disorders are fake too LOL!!! Imagine saying that to a person that literally goes into anaphylaxis right in front of you because of your hair spray or perfume!!!

[@TheSodiumazide]

@@matt566 Just because it's all in your head doesn't make it not real. The mind is a powerful thing. I actually have "mast cell activation disorder" aka I get hives when stressed which can be treated by antihistamines. I used to know a kid whose mother could make him bleed from rashes on his back by yelling at him. Headaches can be tested and measured and relieved and still be created by the mind/body interface. Likewise with your issues. Psychosomatics are belittled by people searching for organic causes because you end up looking in the wrong spot. You would have a greater effect on someone with these things by performing an exorcism on them and quite frankly I am not being sarcastic. Faith healing has a better percentage shot on goal than percocet. Also IgE testing for mast cell activation neglects something like 7 variables including such thing as social status and stuff you wouldn't believe effects this. If you are interested in actually curing these things look up the works of james pennebaker and theraputic writing. It actually reduces psychosomatic load and relieves many of these vague disorders.

[@matt566]

@@TheSodiumazide Yeah except I also have low cortisol and chronic hypoglycemia and endogenous hyperinsulinemia. Can't really make any of that stuff up, and they are direct threats to my life.