House MD - Funny Moments: Season 2 (HD)

Some of the funnier moments from House M.D. I believe I captured most of them although some were purposefully omitted.
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[@211Appolo]

"He got hit by a bullet." "He got shot?" "No, somebody threw it at him." LOL

[@jacobmortimore]

Best one I was gonna quote it too

[@josephherrera6656]

Dam I was going to quote that as well. That scene really made me lol

[@charlesajones77]

God, this is the best show ever :)

[@kalki5748]

God , I'm waiting to get a gun shot patient , I will try this dialogue for sure😂😂

[@Ycekhold]

Here's your sign.

[@bouhlalabdessamad5366]

"Foreman's black" , wait what how long have you been sitting on this information Hhahahahahaahhaaa

[@stagna1959]

Joke is probably stolen from Richard Pryor "See no evil, hear no evil" kzbin.info/www/bejne/f3yUgZ2dnt1qb80

[@dx.feelgood5825]

@@stagna1959 Jokes get reused all the time dude

[@daniherrerabatista4546]

Bouhlal Abdessamad had me deaaaaadd

[@rolandahlberg4849]

I broke out laughing from the same thing.

[@davidblazquez1617]

In spanish it was traduced as" What?? I thought it was a mole

[@dkbardillon]

A British guy faking an American accent faking an Australian accent.

[@trendiiemeen]

Kent Bardillon thats a really good point!! hahahhahahaha

[@KingEddo8]

Its not very hard m8.

[@river-phoenixlunapavier2641]

Kent Bardillon the funny thing about Hugh is that he did his audition with an American accent, got the part of House straight away and it wasn’t until half way through filming season four that everyone found out he was actually British with a strong English accent! The other actors, actresses, writers, producers, directors, the show makers and runners and even the studio and network all thought he was actually American for years until someone asked him in an onset interview for another show what part of America was he originally from? And he told them he wasn’t, he was from Oxfordshire in England. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love this show and miss it so much! X

[@river-phoenixlunapavier2641]

Knowtheledge Thelastdayz look up the interviews yourself just last year Hugh was talking about it! He never broke his accent at all the whole time he was working on the show not even in his personal life! It’s why he’s got a mixed accent now just like Charlie Hunman who did the same when he got the role of Jax in sons of anarchy he stayed in his American accent and lost his thick, strong Newcastle accent, the same with Gary Oldman too. All of them have come out and said they have to have a dialect coach to teach them all to sound and speak with a British accent again and that is just three off the top of my head. There’s a long list of British actors and actresses who all lost their accents because of having to speak in an American one. Hell even RDJ lost his American accent twice because of shooting Sherlock, he stayed in his British accent the whole time, even when not shooting. They do that so their accent doesn’t change or sound different if they keep going back and forth between both because they get taught a certain way to speak and pronounce things. The most recent people to come out and say they lost part of their accent because of staying in character is Tom Hardy because of Venom and Rami Malek because of the Queen movie. So no they didn’t know he was actually British because he never spoke in his native tongue until the behind the scenes interviews for season four and he was asked! He never bothered telling them because he was never asked and he got the part with no questions asked because he auditioned with the American accent he uses in the show and it what Bryan was actually looking for!

[@denisetrine3066]

@@river-phoenixlunapavier2641 Didn't anyone see him in 101 Dalmatians in 1996? Talked with the English accent.

[@Helga947]

my favourite of these is Chase almost clapping

[@eolsunder]

I know right? it was perfect, he was going to do it, then was looking at everyone going "is this a test of some sort? are we not suppose to?"

[@drosteScincid]

early Kutner moment.

[@HarryWizard]

@@drosteScincid so true lmao

[@EO-jr7li]

Congratulations, you’re the first top rated comment I’ve seen that isn’t just a verbatim quote.

[@lyricbronzegold4506]

It really reminds you how much Chase has grown throughout the series!

[@matrixphijr]

Girl: *Uses actually jelly as lubricant* Also girl: *Understands the meaning of the word 'neurological'*

[@turningmememachine7256]

She probably comes to the hospital a lot by doing stupid things. Probably got used to medical jargon

[@smurfyday]

People can be smart in some areas and dumb in others. Or uneducated or lack of knowledge, which many people confuse with intelligence.

[@ravenID429]

Good thing, she’s gonna need that word

[@plmokm33]

This is the difference between wisdom and intelligence.

[@gdash1996]

She didnt use it as lube….

[@angellamb7579]

"cameron i love you" jaw drops

[@lucifermorningstar6852]

Angel Lamb get your test result tomorrow

[@MathStringInputOutpu]

*swabs swiftly*

[@EO-jr7li]

Thank you, if you didn’t explain the scene that I’m watching verbatim, I would be lost.

[@1mawesomel1kethat]

@@EO-jr7li if people didn't comment what part they liked the most I wouldn't know and that's really important to me

[@Stuart267]

@@EO-jr7li Jebus! Dude you have had a go at so many comments on this video. Chill out, fans are aloud to say they're favorite quote from the show

[@SteveJones313]

"We're going to cure death?" "MWAHAHAHAHAHA - doubt it."

[@angellamb7579]

did you see camerons face when he does that

[@derrickstorm6976]

doubt it ;)

[@SerenityFeueropal]

3:13 that laugh was so extra

[@ThatLaloBoy]

@@SerenityFeueropal everything about House is extra 😂

[@sophar9218]

I burst out laughing when that happened

[@JayAshBranAudioScripts]

“No applause?!” I love that chase almost clapped

[@taliasys4801]

So cute lol

[@BeastTheMadness]

3:41 hahaha look at Chase with his puppy eyes wanting to give House applause

[@mauz791]

Lmao

[@taliasys4801]

IKR!

[@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil]

He’s so cute lol

[@mad_ace]

Weird thinking this is the same guy who ends up killing two patients, intentionally and unintentionally. Still love him tho

[@Stuart267]

@@mad_ace The one he intentionally killed was a monster, a warlord who was forcing children into becoming soldiers, not trying to justify what he did but thinking about the lives he saved in doing what he did I can't hold it against him.

[@dblastd]

"Great God, smite the evil witch!" HAHAHAAH XD

[@jitcuet]

thee

[@Aethelia]

theee

[@cunningsmile4166]

god! Why have you forsaken me?

[@yourmum69_420]

@@jitcuet no he said "Quick! God, smite the evil witch!"

[@CosmicGaming97]

"You want us to do a differential diagnosis on a dead person?" "we're going to cure her." "we're going to cure death?!" *Evil laugh*

[@Anon26535]

Dammit, wasn't quite fresh enough...

[@angham3829]

Mark 11:22-23 King James Version 22 And Jesus answering saith unto them, Have faith in God. 23 For verily I say unto you, That whosoever shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; and shall not doubt in his heart, but shall believe that those things which he saith shall come to pass; he shall have whatsoever he saith.

[@guudnewdle6910]

Wilson as god cracks me up XD

[@SommerPopstar]

Niklas Nordbäck What episode is this from?

[@jozo.fisherman]

@@SommerPopstar did you find it?

[@SommerPopstar]

Jozo no ☹️

[@jozo.fisherman]

@@SommerPopstar S2E13 I think its that

[@flickcentergaming680]

Me, too!

[@r.b_7875]

“There’s something wrong with my brain” “Oh yahh”

[@TheSimmr001]

the nurse's smirk sells it

[@OctavKitty]

What was she doing with the jar?

[@senjuziyad4780]

@@OctavKitty It has something to do with where house was examining I'll leave the rest to you🌚

[@OctavKitty]

Senjugamer Why put jam there?

[@senjuziyad4780]

@@OctavKitty She used it in place of a condom cause her husband doesn't like rubber

[@timothyacowin9761]

chase almost clapping out of shock and confusion is the funniest bit in the entire show

[@taliasys4801]

Heck yeah

[@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil]

Ikr he’s so adorable

[@darkb4light06]

2:51 That smile/chuckle is absolute beauty.

[@AlluKat]

2:51 genuine smiles we don't usually see

[@drwilsonstoenailpolish3194]

I love how house only smiles when Wilson’s around

[@G-ManXErlik]

These are even rarer in later seasons, seasons 5-6-7-8. House can make the Queen smile but not his team or Wilson

[@hiyapatil5379]

Wilson is the only one who can make House laugh like that, and House is the only one who can do the same. I love them

[@angham3829]

Mark 11:22-23 King James Version 22 And Jesus answering saith unto them, Have faith in God. 23 For verily I say unto you, That whosoever shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; and shall not doubt in his heart, but shall believe that those things which he saith shall come to pass; he shall have whatsoever he saith.

[@casey6556]

My favourite moment of this has to be “What, no applause?” You can see Chase almost going to clap before deciding against it.

[@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil]

He’s looking around like “I don’t wanna be the only one clapping but he deserves some applause” he’s just so caught off guard lol

[@GAMERtheGHOST_]

3:13 literally one of my favourite scenes, that overly dramatic *”MUHAHAHAHAHA”* is such a house thing to do lmao.

[@octopusfood5643]

I lost it at ‘Forman’s black’ ‘how long were you sitting on this information’

[@Hassony523]

Long enough 🙄

[@rosalieholland25]

2:37 Wilson: House, this is God. House: Quick God smite the evil witch.

[@kellywhite7910]

"Ohhh i got a plague.. what about friday??" LMAO

[@mohamedashian604]

You’ll have to check with Cameron

[@G-ManXErlik]

Ahahahhahaha

[@javiercarbajal2536]

"Cameron I love you" jajajajajajaja

[@PerfectAlibi1]

*House crams test stick into a shocked Camerons mouth * House: You'll have you test results tomorrow... XD

[@BlueFury2577]

@Provocateur In English.

[@Nick-jb4xi]

@@PerfectAlibi1 - whoops, got a boner.

[@coreyde100]

"You're a goof" "Takes one to know one, loser."

[@mohamedashian604]

Wait that make me a loser scratch that

[@blacklight4720]

I actually stole this line from the show and I'm using it here and there.

[@Black_Knight_-BK-]

SAVAGE

[@bronwynlamb9152]

Foreman's black , how long have you been sitting on this information

[@TheElenaNumb]

I died xDDD

[@kenntonontrac186]

I've never actually noticed that through all of the hours I've watched.

[@hannahmotionless1206]

Cuddy: "House!" House: "Ruh-roh!" 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

[@universalrandomizer405]

Is that a reference to Scooby-Doo?

[@cunningsmile4166]

0:23

[@EO-jr7li]

1:24 The nurse in the backgrounds reaction is the most realistic thing on this show.

[@alatielinara]

What I love about House is how playful characters are. Wilson and House are constantly fooling around despite whole medical drama thing. I need more series like this

[@laurahall3094]

They goofed around between shots, director just filmed some of it and popped it in.

[@jmsg_PR]

"It's a pet name, I call him Dr. Bling" Hahahahahaha

[@SomeoneElse-]

Or Dr.Mandingo. Anybody remember that? lol

[@musical_lolu4811]

Blackpoleon Blackaparte

[@anthonydooleyii7678]

Lmfao!!!

[@ayviator4077]

5:41 "Foreman's black." "What? How long have you been sitting on this information?"

[@Drogaidon]

"There is a code. Bros before the hoes, man." - Bro, House is epic :D

[@jessdubscomics1698]

6:10 house freaking out cause he wont argue with him is hilarious

[@gazelle1467]

3:33 I am completely convinced both House and Chase improv'd this one.

[@shrutiK12312]

2:37 Wilson was funny :D , and 2:51 House had the most genuine smile on his face in whole series.

[@KabooM1067]

The last part was so priceless XDDD

[@JoJo1236]

puru do you know which episode was?

[@diekarotte661]

@@JoJo1236 2x24

[@JoJo1236]

@@diekarotte661 thanks

[@diekarotte661]

@@JoJo1236 you read it after one year?! xD

[@JoJo1236]

@@diekarotte661 hahaha, after that I have all episodes of House

[@bignerd7683]

"If you dont start arguing with me imma drop the n bomb" LMAO

[@aizenmd5705]

my fevorite is "OK I'll be you guys"

[@aabyasalim1748]

which episode is that one?? plz tell

[@aizenmd5705]

finle ep of seasone 2

[@SomeoneElse-]

No wai m8. Too much blud to jast be a vain!

[@jacobthomas5435]

*favourite

[@MartnCFdk]

@@SomeoneElse- no way easy, if it was an artery he'd still be bleeding

[@incensive5020]

0:21 wilson's smile like damn bffs yo 3:40 chase's face lmaooo and him almost applauding

[@camilleolson9887]

"We're going to cure death?" *"MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!* doubt it" I love those show!!!!! 😂😂

[@makotomikami]

There was never a better chemistry than the original crew, after season 4 everyone was so paranoid and secretive about each other all the goddamn time.

[@LuxiChara]

House: "quick god, smite the evil witch!" But then you cut it there and missed Wilson's cute smile

[@lrmcatspaw1]

That I love you, still more romantic than twilight.

[@Annie99IM]

true

[@CLoud-xq2wc]

Uhh No.

[@Pikachu-qe7sn]

@@CLoud-xq2wc 181 people disagree with you... so, yeah

[@juliacasey1598]

Everything is a better love story than twilight

[@summushieremiasclarkson4700]

@@juliacasey1598 let me rephrase: everything is better than twilight, including things that can't be compared to it. Twilight is -infinity. Everything, real or complex is greater than it.

[@rebeccamichael626]

All of House's impressions 0:08 - Scooby-Doo 🔍🐕 0:22 - A chicken 🐔 3:07 - A cow 🐄 3:17 - A maniacal laugh 😈 And all of them are funny.

[@obamagaming6642]

his cow one is shockingly good

[@lucifermorningstar6852]

Patient: Everyone is ignoring me. House: Next!

[@the_lost_navigator]

"Cameron - I love you..." lol brilliant writers!

[@EO-jr7li]

Carl Stannard And a creative comment, quoting the video we all just watch.

[@GippyHappy]

I often have this show on in the background so I didn't even notice that Chase almost actually clapped or that Cameron sarcastically saluted when he bossed her around. 10/10 I love this show

[@c-lahtikoitoga4418]

The King of Sarcasm-House

[@robertrowley4929]

C-Lah Tikoitoga looks like Chandler Bing has got some major competition.

[@kitschyliepard]

the look on the nurse's face when the girl pulled out the literal jar of strawberry jelly lmao

[@Mehhh_was_here]

What season and ep is that?

[@tonyacosta4574]

Season 2

[@mb2001]

I like how House and Wilson are both having fun with the "House, this is God" thing.

[@guudnewdle6910]

Ah damnit! She always wants to know why bad things happen, like i am gonna come up with a new answer this time xD

[@aileencasey2083]

House telling Cameron he loves her is hilarious 😂 And at 4:02 Cameron should've added "or Dr Chase". Be nice to see Chase get uncomfortable

[@Plottoberry]

I thought he said 'or me', first

[@soonamisapphire2425]

2:50 this is my favorite scene I think between Wilson and house it's just normal friends chilling out laughing being fools

[@cL-bf2ug]

first three seasons of House are the best. the original team just seemed so authentic and the way they bounced ideas off each other seemed so natural.

[@Mikeological]

House: *juggles Chase: *very confused about whether to applaud him or not

[@sirwoodofeast9497]

House trying to get Forman to argue with him is so great. "I'm telling you, I'm going to drop the N bomb if I have to."

[@SZRLM]

Cuddy: "... and a little less time staring at my breasts." House: "They don't match either."

[@GaslightingIsEvil]

House doing an impression of cameron is the best. But another of my favourites is when Cuddihy asks "are you being deliberately dense?!" And he says "huh?" The way he says it and the facial expression is brilliant.

[@lightrunner8169]

“Are you in this scene?” “Stay in character.”

[@tovadaagh1318]

house laughing at wilson as god is so precious :’)

[@birdmandavid659]

"No thinking about Dr.Cameron. We'll know." I'm dead

[@tomassoejakto]

Classic Hugh Laurie moments 0:24 3:12 3:20 4:15 5:29 You guys should search "Fry and Laurie Scumbag" and see him yell at his own newborn son.

[@kwl189]

I forgot how awkward and uncomfortable Cameron is about sex and love 😂😂😂

[@eddygci8]

Cameron saluting to Chase did it for me

[@shgfe3ay]

"at least if you get mad i know you won't pop a cap in my ass" re: Foreman hahaha

[@Alucard632]

i would love to see him in doctor who as a timelord

[@1998rg]

Alucard632 I honestly mix him up with peter capaldi already so what would be the point

[@ameliapond1916]

I approve of this comment

[@juliacasey1598]

YEEESSSS

[@tonyacosta4574]

@@ameliapond1916 u r gorgeous

[@user-vf4by8vu2d]

YEET ! ! !

[@iloveplasticbottles]

"I'm telling you I'm gonna drop the n-bomb if I have to" Wait, he HASNT dropped the n-bomb?

[@tonyacosta4574]

Nope never

[@dryb3301]

Never

[@Annie99IM]

the last part was the best 😂😂😂

[@averagestudent1158]

I like it when the nurse extras react. Most of them just stand around like trees. Occassionally we get a nurse extra who reacts to House's crazy antics.

[@bellerain381]

Wilson doing his "God" voice is hilarious!!

[@alanvanasch4793]

You cut out a great part. "Maybe you should spend a little more time looking at your cards, and a little less time staring at my breasts!" "They don't match either"

[@slot1999]

5:40 That one always makes me laugh

[@karenlbellmont6560]

I loved Wilson and House interactions.❤

[@andrewpepper3145]

One of my favourite ever lines from House. "How long have you been sitting on this information?" 😂

[@dariaivaniuk9858]

Chase is just precious

[@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil]

IKR HES BABY MUST BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS

[@_TheDudeAbides_]

I love the face on the nurse when the patient asked "There's something wrong with my brain?".

[@taliasys4801]

Never thought I'd see House smiling in such a cute, natural way!

[@thatmanmarvin1776]

theres somrthing wrong with my brain?............oh yeah

[@mangoblade3877]

I think it’s so wholesome that Wilson actually got house to laugh while he was getting the MRI done

[@versefigilsworth4369]

"Your a goof!" "Takes one to know one looser." Visible surprise

[@bountythequickerpickeruppe7504]

House: comes into room Also House: MOOO!!!!

[@irabucc469]

6:37 house doing all their accents is the best thing could ever happen

[@TheAntiburglar]

"House, this is God" is my favorite bit in the whole show

[@wanton_chips3638]

Nah the way House snuck a swab from Cameron was WILD

[@thiliaestel917]

I'm watching 'Neighbours' at the moment and House exaggerating the australian accent in the end is so funny - 'mate' :-D

[@artisticsoul6610]

3:40 No one: Chase: seriously wanting to applause

[@___Alina___24]

He’s so cute 🥰

[@IAMHAPPY5290]

"We'll need a semen sample. Bathroom's right there" "right, how do i--" "aim and shoot" LMAO

[@simonnyman9031]

And no thinking of dr. Cameron! We'll know!

[@mikeburks7623]

I'm 78 and just started watching house..thoroughly enjoying these episodes..

[@jonatasmatheus9495]

1:49 "Cameron, i love you..." Lmao

[@kissland29]

Wilson as God 😂😂

[@joshguy2177]

1:23 I love the nurse visibly had the same feelings.

[@nikkiminajj47]

Strawberry jelly as lube! Kill it before it lays eggs 😑

[@martinhovden5207]

no it was instead of a condom to not get pregnant:p

[@nicholasseng]

@@martinhovden5207 the better question is does she blow him before or after sex since you know, it is strawberry flavoured after all. XD

[@AI_unit_exe]

6:19 "Are you in this scene?" Hahahaha Either that was a great forth wall break Or House is so detached from reality that everything is a joke to him. Either way it works. And I love it.

[@tanvirhasan4912]

The "stay in character" after that..

[@AveryScarlet]

I lost it at the strawberry Jelly part. XD It completely reminds me of what my dad encountered at work before I was born. Let me ask you this... if you see a purple discharge coming from the lady during delivery, what do you think is the cause? Here it is. Smucker's grape jelly. The teenager was told to used jelly so she did. Just not the right kind.

[@lexcen3623]

"so he got shot, no somebody threw it at him"

[@fudgekiller]

takes one to know one looser !!! epic xD

[@warmaxxx]

Nagendra Ts ?

[@tebellontsebeng4024]

Wait that means I’m a loser, scratch that

[@rubens.4116]

We have a neurological problem.

[@Tesla_Death_Ray]

"aim and shoot" - Cameron

[@senjikenkryomasa2361]

House: uh oh You’re secret safe with me... Walks out the door hey Wilson guess what foremen just told me!.

[@kiratherenegade1561]

"Foreman's black." "What? How long have you been sitting on this information?"

[@randomperson-so4je]

There's no way those valves are real 😂😂 gets me everytime

[@JamesAJ]

"okay, we have a neurological problem here" Just LOOK at the nurse in the background trying so hard to suppress her laugh lmao