House MD - Funny Moments: Season 3 (HD)

Some of the funnier moments from House M.D. I believe I captured most of them although some were purposefully omitted.
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[@acnelson75]

“Do you have hair in your special place?” Hands down the funniest and most disturbing line on the series solely based on his delivery alone

[@themememan504]

Mini Ladd's taking notes

[@TheBedroomSimRacer]

@@themememan504 pfft

[@magmat0585]

i don't know the context for him saying it and that scares me

[@EmperorIcePenguin]

@@magmat0585 miniladd was or still is a content creator that got exposed for grooming an underage woman

[@farrokhsoltani6043]

We

[@flickcentergaming680]

"I'm not on antidepressants, I'm on SPEEEED!" Dead

[@trinitycrosby7911]

I loved the jazz hands

[@rebeccamichael626]

Someone else on speed is Lightning McQueen.

[@aviral2104]

*"brother can you testify as to why this poor chaps eyeball rolled back into his head"*

[@ca-jengrootherder7562]

😂

[@QixTheDS]

child’s*

[@rachelh9550]

😂😂😂

[@andrewcatterton1007]

if hes playing an American (and hes good), he's saying "child" trust me.

[@justanobadi6655]

@@andrewcatterton1007 very clearly doing an impression (and not a bad one) of a southern baptist preacher

[@SuperAngelofglory]

"you can't stop our love" - makes me laugh every time

[@myself047]

Aman Bro slash Sis slash Hotty

[@carvermckay]

The best part is the satisfied smile on his face at the end of the clip when he gets the reaction he wants

[@mladenbro8435]

@Nicolas Broszky What the fuck. Stfu

[@pancon9947]

Me too

[@rebeccamichael626]

The fact that he's talking about an 18 year old, I don't find it funny.

[@lynseegarfield1723]

"Foreman, you need to steal this for me" "Let me call up some of the homies" I AM CRYING😂😂

[@907liondancer2]

I LOVE sarcastic Cameron. "Jello Shots and Wild Sex. What else?" "Because IM hitting that and its TOTALLY hot."

[@wuxianxia2329]

1:45 I think its even funnier now because that's exactly what 13 would be doing all night.

[@MandalorianRevan]

The first time I saw the episode where she says "I'm hitting that..." My reaction matched House, Chase and Foreman.

[@marksamiotis5935]

Girls can't hold me for too long because I only pay for an hour I can't breathe XD

[@elh954]

In my humble opinion that was one of the best lines on the show.

[@scenicpseudo3012]

I remember this scene and I'll always remember xD

[@geraltofnivea1434]

yes you can, stop overreacting

[@andreaswill615]

Geralt Of Nivea Maybe he will, but only if you stop being a douchebag to others

[@pipersolanas3322]

It's not funny to pay for prostitution

[@bookbutterfly6613]

“Heeelp! I’m trapped inside a monitor!” I died laughing

[@rebeccamichael626]

If you died laughing, then how'd you write the comment. 😊

[@box8524]

@@rebeccamichael626 A blackhole deepthroated them into a new space time dimension.

[@andrewcatterton1007]

@@box8524 time travel? beyond the grave.

[@marleecorrell1486]

Honestly, it sounds and looks like something I’d do

[@richa.s9912]

LOL 😂😂😂 U all are funny 🤣🤣🤣 on this page 😂

[@Kinvarus1]

"HEY! DON'T TOUCH HIS EYE!" "This is an appendectomy." "...like I said, don't touch his eye." :P

[@ca-jengrootherder7562]

😂

[@MasterArchfiend]

"Because I'm hitting that and it's totally hot." Proceeds to carry on while everyone else is processing the mental image.

[@ca-jengrootherder7562]

There faces 😂

[@QixTheDS]

Ca-Jen Grootherder their*

[@christophercrawford2736]

Ca-Jen Grootherder there faces? Or over here faces?

[@Epodmusic17]

LOL! Go Cameron!

[@alicehanna2285]

what episode was that?

[@NoCokeOnlyIce]

"Girls can't hold me for too long because I only pay for an hour."

[@filds1]

That should be a Senior Quote

[@solidtbone939]

I’m glad someone posted this remark. I laughed lol.

[@EO-jr7li]

I can’t stay in the comments too long, because it’s not people leaving their commentary, it’s just verbatim quotes that I already heard in the video.

[@andrewcatterton1007]

@@EO-jr7li ...well your no fun. :/

[@batknight2014]

"Do you have hair on your special place?" Jesus Christ, Greg!!!

[@sadbutitstrue2323]

That may be what the priests say, with the exception of "greg". You know, it changes every time.

[@ca-jengrootherder7562]

😂

[@andrewcatterton1007]

@@ca-jengrootherder7562 yeah, I was thnking "....whoa, your crossing from hilarious to creepy."

[@pleku2889]

*House* :Foreman you got a steal this thing for me *Foreman* :Let me ring up one of the homies Omg I'm so dead xDD

[@joeyrozic1100]

Epic friendship!

[@femcelgirlfren]

lmfaoooo

[@davidfelix1788]

6hyyyyyyyu

[@davidfelix1788]

6 you uh SE

[@Acuraintegraman1]

House the racist edge lord

[@SN-sz7kw]

Laurie says he misses House. Perfectly understandable - what a glorious role.

[@ThatLaloBoy]

8:20 the camera shot felt so out of place, like it belongs in The Office or Parks and Recs, that it just made the whole situation even funnier. 😂

[@mattzx003]

It was so out of place that I know exactly which scene you're talking about without clicking the timestamp

[@tylerv5413]

Exactly, my first thought was Arrested Development’s free shooting technique

[@psychronic8327]

Pans and zooms I'm *IN* the room

[@joseibarra7735]

Wow you were not kidding

[@benr7652]

​@@mattzx003lmfao I know right

[@Scoobinho11]

House: "foreman is not as easy as cameron , but of course, who is ??" *pans to cameron* Cameron: " i'm in the room !"

[@EO-jr7li]

You: “verbatim quote from the video” Me: “we already heard this, why are you saying it again?”

[@GetIsekaid]

@@EO-jr7li Cry me a River

[@darkfool2000]

Her expression is priceless.

[@MubarakModibbo]

‘Let me ring up one of the homies’ 😂

[@aryan1645]

Jackie Tearie yup lol

[@aryan1645]

Jackie Tearie i wouldnt call it racism, but stereotype. Which is debatable whether it’s good or not

[@EO-jr7li]

Let me leave a comment, should I make something original, no, I’m just going to quote verbatim what everybody just watch.

[@cunningsmile4166]

@@aryan1645 I honestly don't see the difference.

[@Dressierter_Seeloewe]

@@cunningsmile4166 stereotypes arent as hurtful and dangerous.

[@timergent]

3:57 - 4:01 "-Should I get a sedative? -No, I'm good, thanks"

[@Monkey___]

What's happening there. Why did he start running around?

[@eternityprevails5101]

@@Monkey___ He had a bug in his ear

[@scenicpseudo3012]

😂😂

[@NotAFighterALover16]

I believe a cockroach was biting his ear drum at that moment. I think House ended up tripping him or something

[@EO-jr7li]

Thank you so much, for telling me what was said in a scene I just watched.

[@ArnoldsKtm]

"Why don't you buy your cane at a medical store like a normal cripple" gosh I love these 2

[@jmsg_PR]

"One small feel for man, one giant ass for mankind" Hahahahahahahaha

[@NicoUnken]

"you caN'T STOP OUR *LOVE* !" OmFGGGG I want to do that to someone someday.

[@anywaythewindblows8912]

Gamer Raichu I’ve done it and it was awesome

[@NicoUnken]

@@anywaythewindblows8912 Legendary.

[@jrpueyo7531]

Seen her yet Raichu?

[@chibiprussia5574]

House pretending to be a southern priest lmao

[@aritragupta4182]

4:24 - 4:35 Either you suck at math or you're gonna die in 2 seconds LMAO😂😂😂😂😂

[@mohamedashian604]

Aritra Gupta you suck at math

[@827Drew]

He didn't even finish saying 'twenty six'. Same thing I'd do. 'That's impossible'. I'd have a head nod going though. 'Yeah ok, 26. Might wanna count this time.'

[@ColonelPeppers]

8:25 That zoom in shot was the best.

[@Panwere36]

The "I could smell what the Rock was cooking" line! Priceless!! Also, when Cameron said she was "hitting it and it is totally hot"... Wow! She shut House up for five seconds!!

[@detectivesnickers6176]

"I'm sorry you're dying, I'm gonna hug you. Anything to say?" lol

[@elliec9097]

Which episode was this in?

[@Nightrailer]

*looks at little kid* Do you have hair in your special place? The fact that this is out of context for me just makes me LOL so hard.

[@Miley-RayStewart]

0:58 Camerons face kills me more than his joke haha 2:29 "You can not stop our love" it is so funny how they BOTH were grinning in the end. Lisa was focusing on the floor in the hope no one sees it and Hugh also smiled SO badly haha 3:25 you just have to love her comebacks ^^

[@vizionz9755]

"Let me ring up one of the homies" still my favorite line

[@trent0heart]

"You are one evil Cunning woman!" I thought he was going to say something else.....

[@LednacekZ]

But he is right, It is a massive turn on.

[@Alex-pm8wr]

@@LednacekZ and she still is

[@TheFilmsKaper]

what'd he say? ggguuuuuuuuhhhhh it gets me everytime

[@WouldntULikeToKnow.]

"Aha! You yawned!" "Aha! You tried to kill me!"

[@anthonydooleyii7678]

Bruh, still funny to this day.

[@martu8284]

i cant remember the number of that chapter, please help 😂

[@tylerv5413]

That attempted diss by Chase is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen 😂

[@dkbardillon]

Proof that Foreman is becoming House: Scene #19 House: We'll biopsy her just to be sure. Chase: The brain stem? Brain damage is not only possible, it's likely. House: Good point. Let's biopsy something safer, like... her shoes. Season 4 Episode 6: Mirror, Mirror 00:31:00 mark FOREMAN: We know the infection is in his heart. We do a biopsy, we see polys, we got bacterial. Lymphs, we got viral. BRENNAN: He just had a heart attack. Ripping out a piece might kill him. FOREMAN: Yeah, yeah... We biopsy his toe instead!

[@sidtom2741]

"You can't stop our love," House said calmly

[@kendall3905]

3:25 I love that scene because everyone, even House, is so shook.

[@TheSimmr001]

this season everyone gets some real zingers.

[@lucivarsadiablo4191]

I think it was improv!! They looked shocked!

[@Y4vuz12]

@@lucivarsadiablo4191 no, this is a single camera show.

[@seoulseokjin]

I spit out water at House’s expression at 4:28 LMAO

[@sravanthimagi3]

This is appendectomy, like I said don't touch his eye. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂, I laugh every time

[@MrStormCrow]

COME ON IN! BROTHERS AND SISTERS! WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF THE LORD!

[@mohamedashian604]

MrStormCrow WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED!! With the miracle of a new symptom.

[@BeastTheMadness]

5:58 'I'm sorry you dying. I'm gonna hug you. Anything to say?' 'Well if you considering grabbing my ass don't start anything.........you can't finish'

[@hanamaru3897]

"Let me ring up one of the homies..?" best line lmao

[@TheObservingConstalation]

5:01 "I owe you 10" Gotta be a man of culture

[@asassymusician6534]

0:27 Best Mr Bean impression ever!

[@Randoom101]

I love the reactions of everyone when Cameron says something inappropriate, its like her breaking character

[@michaelsong5555]

"Do you have hair on your special place?" says to a 7 year old girl. Dude, what's wrong with you?

[@wessltov]

Imma say it's his leg. I could list his mental problems as well, but you'd be convinced halfway in anyway

[@mattboyer9689]

That was hilarious

[@lordturtle8735]

Bum leg... Geez the kids a moron.

[@matickosir3020]

Danny Chesney r/woosh lol

[@slot1999]

@Danny Chesney woooosh

[@flyawaytodie]

"Foreman's not as easy as Cameron, but of course, who is?" Cameron: *DEATH STARE* "I'm in the room" I'm surprised House didn't follow that up with an innuendo about certain things being inside certain other things.

[@GLITCHED1]

"I SHOULD ASK ONE OF THE HOMIES" I'M DYING

[@SavageSquishy86]

Sad how the show ended - the early seasons were rich with humor and good story telling

[@prissylovejoy702]

Tell me tell me!

[@KpCastio]

2:45 House with a Texas accent

[@FranciumBoron]

8:30 "Heelp, I'm trapped inside a monitor!"

[@CorporealHunter]

*Spoiler* The funny scene when Wilson is on Speed is actually pretty sad because the other reason why he could have yawned is because he has cancer and House completely missed it even though he said it because he was too preoccupied on proving that Wilson was on anti-depressants.

[@gooddoggy6631]

okay you didn't have to do that to my heart

[@chibiprussia5574]

@@abendrot___8055 It's just one symptom, no need to panic

[@purplebean8989]

@@abendrot___8055 he yawned WHILE ON SPEED though. Huge difference

[@tylerv5413]

Owww 💔😫

[@sofiagreka5608]

Yes it could have been cancer but not any kind, brain tumor. Βut Wilson got diagnosed with thyroid cancer in the last season.

[@bigchin4962]

House and Foreman had a better relationship than what I realised. House saw his true potential all along, just had to unlock it the house way.

[@ulamedani5938]

3:24 cameron being an absolute madman like yes

[@geekfan4086]

You mean madwoman

[@ulamedani5938]

@@geekfan4086 i mean it as a gender neutral term, like my guy my dude etc

[@alecmagill5337]

8:08-8:12 “Because I’m black?” “No, because you’re gay.”

[@joesr31]

Omg I miss this so much, I'm running out of youtube videos to watch

[@subhojit3165]

'Should I get sedatives.' 'No I am good,thanks."

[@arturs4024]

"Do you have hair in your special place?" XD

[@anywaythewindblows8912]

Artūrs Paizo Miss Jenny!

[@laorinfilet6579]

8:25 😂😂😂 *I’m in the room*

[@nlm9816]

5:57 chase was so nice to house!❤

[@rukiakuchiki949]

Which episode was this from

[@bobbiblaze]

"Call the make a wish foundation" had me dead

[@ryandohrn5938]

The zoom in and "I'm in the room." killed me XD

[@tebellontsebeng4024]

2:44 favorite scene ever

[@AgglomeratiProduzioni]

8:21 Felt so much like The Office ahahah

[@panzerscoutsmemories1152]

„1 small feel for a man, once giant ass for mankind“ Too good

[@ytw101]

2:26 I did that to my friend who was gonna do the college entrance exam and everyone stared at him. Some even smiled and laughed. When he got back he , he was as red as a cherry because he was bombarded with questions about us.

[@Osmann45]

"What'd he say?!" "Guuuuuurghhgh" 💀💀💀

[@supern0is349]

":Foreman you got a steal this thing for me" god i miss the days where dark humour was still a thing, this is gold

[@Lightblinder]

7:12 LMFAO, Glenn Quagmire moment

[@I_am_harishankar]

Giggdy

[@Josh-jh6no]

@2:30 you can see hugh laurie trying to stop his laughing.

[@chibiprussia5574]

Imagine the outtakes lols

[@formerctgovernordannelmall1452]

8:25 that was legitimately an awesome shot

[@timergent]

5:21 - 5:38 House you bloody genius :D

[@radioarvila1]

you know whats that episode ?

[@TheSimmr001]

@@radioarvila1 3x14 insensitive. she has Congenital Insensitivity to Pain and Anhidrosis, which means shivers, fever and pain don't register for her since she can't feel them.

[@KaiserBruh]

"😀 do you have hair in your special place?" BRO THAT SENT ME 💀😭

[@GaslightingIsEvil]

"Help! Im trapped inside a monitor!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alexwilliams1248]

“Do you have hair on your special place” 😂

[@QueenShireen]

'' I can't hold girls for long because I can't pay that much '' .. xD

[@siemniak]

You can't even correctly write something that you've heard in the video

[@MRJMXHD]

Cameron's laugh at 0:12 is so cute!

[@aileencasey2083]

1:25 the heart beat sounds like sick beats 😂 Can't help but boogie a bit when hearing it

[@KRWBYProductions]

6:43 Hugh Laurie had no idea what she was going to say XD

[@sidtom2741]

3:26 What KILLS me is the way Cameron's eyebrow raises a little LMAO

[@Dilly_Dilly_Dale]

The subtle ass grab on cuddy gets me everytime🤣🤣

[@freznox6]

House is truly a master of accents! 2:43

[@clarkscat9386]

7:13 "do you have hair in your special place?" I died listing to that

[@thiliaestel917]

'Speeeeeed' :-D

[@THEdjpluto]

*YOU CAN’T STOP OUR LOVE*

[@Best.Of.Britian]

YOU CANT STOP OUR LOVE Cuddy:Wtf House :)

[@angelam4795]

Cameron's face when Chase does the yo mama joke

[@equalsgaming7639]

"Jello shots and wild sex what else" LOL

[@voldlifilm]

It took just one minute of Cameron to bring all the feelings back. Damnit. Oh well.

[@senjikenkryomasa2361]

The frisky went away!.. Also cuddy her look as he goes in the room and I owe you ten.

[@jacqueehebert9649]

House being "trapped inside a monitor" seems like something I would do.

[@kevaninthe4135]

House: How many? Patient: 26 House: OK Either you suck at math or you're gonna die in 2 seconds. (Silence) House: You suck at math.

[@EO-jr7li]

You: “verbatim quote from the video” Me: “we already heard this, why are you saying it again?”

[@venusvondrackova6522]

7:08 OH MY GOD 😂😂😂

[@STLeoTS]

"call the make a wish foundation" XD

[@coolstorybro_cant_wait_4_movie]

"Do people watch they say around you?" Forman:"because I'm black?" Kid: "no because your gay" I peed my pants

[@Moonboy9001]

"What the hell were you before you hit your head?" "Hell is a baaaaad word....." "So is ass, bitch" 😂😂

[@astridtopper9107]

Can we please all just stop for a second and appreciate that primo by Hugh Laurie at 00:30? Like excuse me?!!! That was so fucking *clean*

[@fieryonehtx8024]

0:52 when you realize that foreman's mom is dead

[@Pete-th9oq]

They really need to bring back "House". They should make a pre-House M.D. series! House in Med school and practicum. That would be awesome!

[@thebookdoc.writing.and.editing]

This is a brilliant cut. Someof the clips might be a hair too short for context sake, but wildly and brilliantly vetted.

[@thebookdoc.writing.and.editing]

I honestly never watched this series, probably because my ex liked it and she has no taste (read that as self-degradation, less damaging than her personality). it ran right up until our divorce. If it played against Breaking Bad, that would also explain a lot. But thank you for this. Seriously excellent work.

[@BrxIghtside]

Houses look at chase at the yo momma joke was gold