House MD - Funny Moments: Season 4 (HD)

Some of the funnier moments from House M.D. I believe I captured most of them although some were purposefully omitted.
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[@CyberKirby]

My favorite thing about Wilson kidnapping House's guitar is how BLATANTLY OBVIOUS he makes it that it's him, but he never gives in.

[@gore0802]

Gotta drive the knife in deeper yanno, he wanted House to know it was him... but didnt give him the satisfaction of giving in 🤣

[@feraltaco4783]

Absolutely beautiful. He's a great friend.

[@tonykramer949]

Mess with a man's woman that's one thing, but mess with a man's guitar, that's a death sentence. If you know you know.

[@arindamsaha7062]

"Hey Wilson, I'm gonna cut some cripple's eye out. Wanna come watch ?" *opens door* "GOOD TIMES...."😂😂😂

[@mason2170]

That scene is perfect

[@RandomNickname1234]

Best Wilson line in the show!

[@MRJMXHD]

Such a perfect scene.

[@kathrynhoward4196]

1:43

[@penelopefray1769]

I love this show sooooo much yo! 😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@simplyshadow1789]

Thirteen: HOUSE! Cuddy: H O U S E ! House: *H O U S E !* sends me every time

[@doom-007]

Donkey!

[@tirekicker100]

i love how genuinely uncomfortable House is when he realizes why Wilson likes Amber

[@cunningsmile4166]

"Oh my God. You're having sex with me." Quick exit

[@esla1885]

Boi so awkwaaaaard

[@cuentaoficialmentesinnombr3613]

You'll be more surprised that House fired her because he was in love with her She was an amazing doctor and an asshole just like him, he knew he couldn't work properly with someone he is in a relationship

[@cuentaoficialmentesinnombr3613]

I think the producers pointed that out at season 4 finale

[@westsidecassidy]

Because he likes Wilson!😁💙

[@jackmortem4557]

Wilson's 'yo mama' joke had House questioning his reality.

[@RitrishaRC]

I just realised the "I have never been to Afghanistan" by Wilson is a callback to Dr. John Watson serving in Afghanistan. 😂 Damn!

[@tanvikhare9710]

Right😂

[@QueenShireen]

I was like, that's what your first argument was? Not the drugs part? hahaha

[@bait5257]

Omg

[@sidtom2741]

Oh gosh, my mind! I didn’t even catch that lol!

[@rhettorical]

Didn't this come out before Sherlock?

[@LanieDeadrock]

"Relax. I'm sure they already know that you brought heroin back from Afghanistan." 😂😂😂

[@AlexisPerez-yy7dk]

Only denied being to Afghanistan

[@deepakrajaram2010]

@@AlexisPerez-yy7dk attention to detail lol

[@ipilllsvps4related949]

@@deepakrajaram2010 If he didn't go to Afghanistan he wouldn't have got heroin. You need to pay attention to detail.

[@LuxiChara]

@@ipilllsvps4related949 it was funny, just let it be

[@ipilllsvps4related949]

@@LuxiChara his comment doesn't make sense you donut.

[@sams517]

The seriousness with which Kutner said I love you 😂😂😂

[@YairAcosta-tp5dq]

The greatest unknown is how would have kutner evolved, he had the smarts and the outlaw. Sad that Kal Penn had to exit the series, although for a great reason

[@bigmarty11288]

Didn't he go into politics or some shit

[@GoobGloop]

@@bigmarty11288he became the ambassador to India i think

[@thatgrumpychick4928]

Not the season finale *I don't negotiate with terrorists*

[@cheeze5875]

The bush accent just makes it

[@JayCotePNiggs]

Then throws the remote control out the window

[@brinagulic4185]

5:34 I just love Wilson's confused face because he is like, "am i sleeping with you? Surely not? Right? But maybe... Nooo thats impossisible. What?"

[@x12di]

- So we as up to cudy, your ex wifes... - Your mamma This was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@sarasamaletdin4574]

Best you mama joke I have heard.

[@cunningsmile4166]

House: wouldn't put it past her

[@lucysadiablo2198]

I came to the comments just for this. It’s 2020 and this is still hilarious!!!!

[@WouldntULikeToKnow.]

*wives Sorry

[@scooterthefrog]

@@cunningsmile4166 his mom did get around.

[@arealperson]

"From the old french: idiote" Always cracks me up

[@nnahoy8]

In french, the "T" of "idiot" is silent but we say "idiote" for women.

[@anthonydooleyii7678]

So hilarious.

[@HUNKragor]

I think it's from Greek

[@anthonydooleyii7678]

Lmfao!!! My favorite clip of this.

[@investigate3_11]

Hugh Laurie is so cute and likeable. I love this man.

[@mohammadmuzammil4848]

But but Gregory house is an asshole

[@rokuthedog]

Nicolas Broszky you dont exist either

[@thedevil1667]

@Nicolas Broszky don't ruin his dreams

[@HUNKragor]

House is also likable relatable and very human. Undeniably also an asshole sometimes

[@thedevil1667]

@@HUNKragor house is real! He's not real but he will always be real!

[@lordrhal5482]

There was a scene where he was still trying to decide the fate of his students, where he was dressed in blue and he lit candles like it was a ritual or something. That was hillarious

[@jakewhite3132]

I think that's when he did a tribal council because Big Love had gotten Cuddy's thong. 4x08 You Don't Want to Know.

[@sarasamaletdin4574]

It was a Survivor reference I think.

[@bait5257]

@@jakewhite3132 ye

[@tjjordan4207]

“We’re sorry.” “WRONG!!!” “I love you!” “……………………………. Wrong.” 🤣 I love this show!

[@luciasofia8890]

"White fluffy alligators" always gets me. I don't think I'd find it funny if anyone else said it

[@Tomerz.]

Both House and Wilson are completely different from one another but yet make one of the best duos in all of TV history. How does that work!!!!

[@miguellionblazer5029]

That’s why they work it’s like they say opposites attract

[@Abejaved]

"GOOD GAWD WOMAN. How much more proof do you need?"

[@batbabe1507]

the "your mama" reply by Wilson is my favorite scene in the entire series lol

[@ASplashOfCol0urs]

“Maybe a tick jumped from a rabbit onto one of these white fluffy alligators.” That is the funniest and most unappreciated one liner I’ve hear from this show 😂😂

[@kathrynhoward4196]

3:06

[@colinbrown3170]

"Your not wearing any underwear, OH MY GOD!"

[@pavan5able]

MADD "Mothers Against Drunk Drivers" was an organization formed by- you get the point right? that was the mad-d-d joke that House made.

[@jillaustin3143]

Fucking thank you .. It used to drives me mad trying to figure it out

[@umangjain5460]

@@jillaustin3143 Did you mean it drives you madd?

[@jillaustin3143]

@@umangjain5460 house MD? Lol

[@8Rincewind]

Fascinating. In Buffy the Vampire Slayer there was an organisation called Mothers Opposed to the Occult (MOO). I'm guessing it was inspired by MADD as well as being a silly joke.

[@Phe_]

“Hey Wilson! I’m about to cut some cripple’s eye out! Wanna come watch?” I think Wilson was still on speeeed in this clip, the speed at which he got up and opened the door. I love this show.

[@arulvazhirayan1915]

I cry whenever I see House calling Cuddy, "Mommy" 😂😂😂

[@thiliaestel917]

Oh no you missed the scene where Wilson impersonates the sound of the guitar strings. That's one of my fav! :-D

[@TheElenaNumb]

YEEES OMG

[@williamkrause5831]

“It sounded almost like a scream. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...”

[@dryb3301]

Yeah so good. I couldn't believe he actually destroyed it

[@Robi2009]

Are you really a doctor? - Glioblastoma, need more proof? Lol xD

[@eline8087]

Actually, any biomedical / biochemistry study will train you in pronouncing and memorising such words. They're a lot of fun.

[@pasijutaulietuviuesas9174]

@@eline8087 Also actors in a medical show.

[@eggmeister6641]

@@pasijutaulietuviuesas9174 Also anyone who has access to the internet and speakers.

[@dryb3301]

Pheochromocytoma 😅

[@mrspidey80]

"No, i just play one on tv" would've been a nice retort as well.

[@amitabhakassap7339]

cuddy, your ex wife... "your mama?" Wilson is catching on!

[@status8477]

5:28 - oh my god! you're sleeping with me! and then wilson takes his drink This was beautiful!

[@shinra6913]

Kutner: I love you House: 0.0 WRONG thats where kutner's downward spiral began :'( RIP Kutner

[@Stuart267]

Awww Kutner was awesome. It was Obama's fault for recruiting Kal Penn to the White House

[@anandmahamuni5442]

Wilson traveling to Afghanistan is a nice Sherlock reference

[@stalk8r]

5:52 is still one of the best moments, I dont know why I find it so funny. "HOEEEEEEEEELP!!!"

[@l.r.4365]

Which Episode is it

[@onemorerep6597]

1:27 I have been a janitor going on 13 years. That’s pretty much how everyone treats us.

[@billie0429]

You are very important to us, thank you for everything

[@guillaumew4460]

Dr Cuddy was one of the biggest reason why I watched the series

[@londiweprincess9924]

"omg you're sleeping with me" can't help it

[@MathStringInputOutpu]

The "Ohhhh myyyyy GOD!" is gotta be a reference to Friends

[@huab8580]

It's a common thing to say. Most likely not a reference

[@jadethirlwall9597]

@@huab8580 He / she means the way he said "oh my god."

[@alexhjc8]

timestamp?

[@jadethirlwall9597]

@@alexhjc8 3:21

[@thecalamity278]

It's not

[@crazybenny8544]

"Doctor Hadley!?" "Don't listen to her. She doesn't even know your name" Youshould have included these lines lol

[@cunningsmile4166]

Thirteen!

[@dkbardillon]

Taub: You know? Kutner: We're still fired? House: That should be a hint as to what you're supposed to say. Taub: We're sorry House: Wrong! Kutner: I love you House: ...*slow and terrified stare* Wrong... I laughed myself out loud when I got to this scene.

[@stagebound1992]

Like Kutner we appreciate the boldness and creativity but that was pretty far from the mark in terms of the desired response. XD

[@Dusk_Holloway]

And that's why Kutner shot himself.

[@LuxiChara]

@@Dusk_Holloway well, that would explain it but that happened way after this episode

[@YairAcosta-tp5dq]

And also when house threatened to fire kutner if he was superstitious about the cat that predicted death.

[@brandonriddett4391]

i don't negotiate with terrorists! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Stuart267]

05:10 I forgot how funny Kutner was. Makes his death all the more tragic

[@Randommmmm204]

I can't express the love I've got for House M.D.

[@914mongji]

Hey! Stop that jew!!! lol

[@PesKneeus91]

I died when he said that 😂

[@cunningsmile4166]

Mostly he needs his taxes done

[@princeapollo6728]

Kutner:Nah he’d have to have rabbits Taub:Your right,Maybe a tick jumped from one of these fluffy alligators... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@AlexYeets]

I love the last "OH. MY. GOD." after discerning lack of pantsu

[@orkunakman1541]

3:49 When he turns and looks around like "Is anyone seeing this incredible shit?" ... I die everytime I watch it.

[@stellakoga8067]

I like when they had a bet of keeping chickens longer in the hospital 😂😂😂😂

[@jmsg_PR]

House House House 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thegeneralissimo470]

I love how House teases Cuddy.

[@xantrx6633]

4:44 is one of my favorite interactions between house and wilson

[@jossschloss7600]

3:10 I genuinely pissed myself laughing 😂

[@Goghahahahahaeej]

5:28 Wilson's face was like, wait am I? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Panwere36]

So wrong to do that to an innocent guitar....

[@RuralTowner]

5:30 "Oh my god. You're sleeping with me." Never seen the series...no TV and internet bandwidth is poor for streaming...but from what I've seen of these "moments" bits...sounds like House.

[@kimberleymorris8052]

RuralTowner I’m the same I have a TV though. But I’ve never seen this and these “moments “ I’m laughing my head off. eBay here I come

[@alatielinara]

House and Wilson are the best TV couple :D

[@dbongoloid9541]

That MADD joke is golden.

[@minxtwo7314]

Best part of season 4 "I dont negotiate with terrorists!!!" Edit: I take that back all the moments he messes with cuddy in this season is the BEST!!!!

[@swetashetty941]

"oh my god .. you're sleeping with me " .... Bromance at its pinnacle !!

[@louff4tw746]

“Your momma” 😂

[@Venkman007]

3:28- Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. DAMN.

[@ilmaio]

Best TV show ever made, period.

[@msinvincible2000]

5:20 You're sleeping with me!" hahahahahahahahaaha

[@jamster2403]

6:27 always makes me laugh

[@saammmy7]

Wait, didn't Watson get his leg injury in Afghanistan in the Sherlock Holmes books?

[@alexhjc8]

yes house is loosely based on sherlock

[@aravshah208]

Him and Rowan Atkinson are peak comedy

[@Muskaan789]

my favorite episode was when house and amber fight over wilson's joint custody

[@chickenstrips3565]

God I love this show

[@anna-majandersson6716]

OH - MY - GOD!!! 😂😂😂

[@Crowald]

The way that Terzi's face drops when House makes the job suggestion to her, that is a perfectly executed subversion of a joke made ten thousand times better by Michele's acting. It's so subtle that if you so much as blink you'll miss it, but it's that kind of acting that can make humor stand out so much and why this show was so wildly successful. All of the actors did such a great god damn job. It's been off the air for years and yet somehow I still find myself constantly in awe of how good it still is. I don't think there will ever be another procedural medical show that will ever beat this one.

[@Femren]

13: House! Cuddy: House! House: HOUSE!... oh... get a syringe... I die laughing

[@ThatLaloBoy]

I forgot. What was the context of this scene?

[@wristdisabledwriter2893]

I forgot the Afghanistan bit. That’s a reference as well to Sherlock since Watson was in the afghan war

[@gui.ribeiro]

3:21 i'm sorry but this is just the best clip ever, i'm sure the crew died laughing 🤣🤣

[@ThatLaloBoy]

3:45 me catching my friend in a lie 😆

[@user-ck9lm6xi1o]

“I discovered salt and created FM radio.”

[@kaushikdoss]

1:52 Only House could come up with something like that 🤣🤣🤣

[@andrej761]

House: Wilsooon, i am gonna cut some cripples eye out, wanna watch? Wilson: Good times 😂😂😂

[@wd3185]

"House! Not the season finale!" *"I don't negotiate with terrorists."*

[@sidtom2741]

“And a large coke” 😂😂

[@katozrippla1497]

*OH MY GOOWD*

[@edgartheslayer3]

best season hands down

[@funnyman4466]

5:42 what the SS soldier said when he saw the Jew run away.

[@viditjain2653]

Wilson: "Are you deleting my TiVo?" House: "I don't negotiate with terrorists" Was this a callback to Tropic Thunder and Les Grossman?

[@musical_lolu4811]

3:28 oh man!

[@ThatLaloBoy]

4:09 Me when I ask my gf if I can do something stupid

[@alexhjc8]

at least u have a gf lmao

[@darkb4light06]

*OH. MY. GAWD!*

[@flyawaytodie]

"I don't negotiate with terrorists" Such a zinger!

[@Hiiipower49]

When House was referring to the thong competition: “So how’d you do it?” “Prayer, mostly.” XDDDD

[@kcbros1515]

13: HOUSE!!! Cuddy: HOUSE!!! House: HOUSE!!!

[@321backlip]

"ohh, my, god"

[@azzaouianas9999]

"Your mama " 😂😂😂

[@senjikenkryomasa2361]

Alien invasion slim to none. I love you House “ wrong.”

[@bobbiblaze]

" Omg you sleeping with me " LOL

[@amitabhakassap7339]

dance, woman!

[@Nukaze]

Oh My Gawd

[@samgouch9841]

*OH MY GAWD*

[@shymickey6]

"White fluffy alligators" House: "...which grandma House bought me when I (?) my hubcaps." "Uh, a pharmaceutical rep left that here on Thursday." House: "Grandma does some part-time work." "The rep was a 30-something babe." House: "Thank you. I got her hips." Cuddy: "You want to drill a hole into the skull of a patient who almost died on the operating table yesterday?" ::House nods his head "yes"; Cuddy shakes her head "no":: Wilson: "Your momma" 😄😄😄 These are my favorite parts. Very funny compilation of Dr. House.

[@jarrodwilson4091]

The last one crack me up

[@azzaouianas9999]

Also doing my taxes and cutty 😂😂😂

[@reiddylans8895]

I used to just drive home but some mothers got mad-d lol

[@shinjuku96jackson4]

This guy is the greatest man to ever live

[@TheFilmsKaper]

6:06 im gonna use that next time somebody asks lmao

[@Anakoth13]

Season 4 is the best and the funniest.

[@aeh5109]

Season 4 was the best one imo