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Jimmy Kimmel Live

Jimmy Kimmel Live

2 ай бұрын

The House of Representatives passed a bill that would ban TikTok in America, Donald Trump is now not in favor of the ban, Marjorie Taylor Greene is siding with Donald, the monologue gets interrupted by a TikToker, Joe Biden and Trump officially clinched their parties nominations, RFK Jr. is reportedly looking at quarterback Aaron Rodgers as a possible VP candidate, we are less than two weeks away from the start of Donald Trump’s trial related to the Stormy Daniels hush money case, Mike Lindell’s legal bills are adding up, and we head out to Hollywood Blvd to give men a women’s history mini-quiz.
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@LoriAW3791
@LoriAW3791 2 ай бұрын
TikTok can avoid getting banned by simply renaming itself 'Guns'
@ricobhi
@ricobhi 2 ай бұрын
I love this
@warpedjaffas1
@warpedjaffas1 2 ай бұрын
You're encouraging a global app race. 😂
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 2 ай бұрын
Can we label Social Security as “Guns” too?
@SpectacularDisaster
@SpectacularDisaster 2 ай бұрын
Ok, you win the comment section today 😅
@kanditraxel
@kanditraxel 2 ай бұрын
Or Trump Tok. My whole family would be downloading it!
@Green-Mountainboy
@Green-Mountainboy 2 ай бұрын
That history quiz at the end was hilarious 😂
@tosin.o
@tosin.o 2 ай бұрын
😂
@Mama-eu1ss
@Mama-eu1ss 2 ай бұрын
How can Georgia not be humiliated by mtg
@Slo-ryde
@Slo-ryde 2 ай бұрын
They have no shame
@JH-sj4pf
@JH-sj4pf 2 ай бұрын
Same reason New York loved Donald Trump for 40 years.
@leroyjones5265
@leroyjones5265 2 ай бұрын
​@@JH-sj4pfThat's not what I heard.
@kricketlangendoerfer8387
@kricketlangendoerfer8387 2 ай бұрын
The same way Kent-ucky voted for Moscow Mitch for over 20yrs! They say they hate him, then wtf do they keep voting for him? 💙🙀😾💙
@kdlove8629
@kdlove8629 2 ай бұрын
MGT is in a "safe" area in GA. She does not represent ALL of GA
@surfermick8265
@surfermick8265 2 ай бұрын
MTG has a voice from hell no other polite way to say it.
@hazelanderson1479
@hazelanderson1479 2 ай бұрын
I just wish she’d wear a cardigan or something to cover her arms.
@johnbrowne2170
@johnbrowne2170 2 ай бұрын
Love MTG.
@dogfase515
@dogfase515 2 ай бұрын
Demons usually do
@stanbyme7874
@stanbyme7874 2 ай бұрын
I keep asking for a Trigger Warning on YT when they show her or let her speak. She’s a teen girl that never had friends. Her & Boeberts screeching about Twitter killed me. These are NOT adults I know.
@johnbrowne2170
@johnbrowne2170 2 ай бұрын
@@stanbyme7874 Boebert is hot.
@MikeCee7
@MikeCee7 2 ай бұрын
Awesome Monologue tonight! When he knew our vice president, but said “Condoleezza Rice”, I almost lost it. 11:17
@jeromesullivan4015
@jeromesullivan4015 2 ай бұрын
I said I prefer Basmati Rice…but then, I’m old.
@gibixhegu1612
@gibixhegu1612 2 ай бұрын
after whispering "Abdullah"
@MrReymoclif714
@MrReymoclif714 2 ай бұрын
@@jeromesullivan4015Wild Rice=Fiber!
@NekoMoN1337
@NekoMoN1337 2 ай бұрын
Yes!! Arm pump*****
@charleselmore4707
@charleselmore4707 2 ай бұрын
MGT is a national embarrassment
@Rhiannon1261
@Rhiannon1261 2 ай бұрын
It's MTG.
@LakeFX
@LakeFX 2 ай бұрын
​@@Rhiannon1261 true, but we collectively still understand who that national embarrassment is.
@aiman9365
@aiman9365 2 ай бұрын
MGT: Marjorie Greene Taylor Good job Charles. You pass Women's History Month. Bravo. I will get you a ticket to Los Angeles so you can go to Hollywood Boulevard and answer questions that this show asks people there.
@ChrisTopherBunnell
@ChrisTopherBunnell 2 ай бұрын
@@aiman9365 Her US House Gov page says her name is "Marjorie Taylor Greene". You don't have to fly anywhere to look at a gov website.
@jcoopes5604
@jcoopes5604 2 ай бұрын
@@aiman9365empty green, the socks stay on
@biteynibbles8444
@biteynibbles8444 2 ай бұрын
"the only way to get Trump to shut up is to put him in a room with Eric." Priceless 🤣
@barbarastiffler8810
@barbarastiffler8810 2 ай бұрын
China Joe
@biteynibbles8444
@biteynibbles8444 2 ай бұрын
@@barbarastiffler8810 China Ivanna purses China Donalds golf clothes. Wtf you talkin about?
@randomaggie6455
@randomaggie6455 2 ай бұрын
Jimmy you have once outdone yourself again! The interview on the street about the women in history was amazing! I hope you win some type of award for that!
@sarahback8575
@sarahback8575 2 ай бұрын
So scary to think that these people are eligible to vote! 😳
@SixSonn
@SixSonn 2 ай бұрын
JImmy's show is getting canceled soon. Sounds like he's not doing that good of a job. lmao
@kait6994
@kait6994 2 ай бұрын
5:54 But it’s “not a cult.” 🤦🏼‍♀️ These people are insane. It’s definitely a cult y’all!!
@rayerickson7614
@rayerickson7614 2 ай бұрын
The Donkey Cult.
@jefjones3316
@jefjones3316 2 ай бұрын
My only wish is that someone cuts into it a scene from Starship Troopers with someone saying, "I'm doing my part"!
@Cane859
@Cane859 2 ай бұрын
If TikTok is a danger to National Security - Then what about Trump?
@3x3mm
@3x3mm 2 ай бұрын
That part wth ty anonymous internet person pls run for office they could use your expertise.
@tammybrothers4593
@tammybrothers4593 2 ай бұрын
That's a great question! We need to ban Trump also.
@finksinatra1575
@finksinatra1575 2 ай бұрын
Wow. I wonder who they are talking to.
@CraigGrant-sh3in
@CraigGrant-sh3in 2 ай бұрын
Somehow Tik Tok is a danger but, Facebook isn't even though FB was used for the mass distribution of conspiracies . But if you posted facts about Covid you got three days in FB jail
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 ай бұрын
Then what about freaking Facebook?!
@embeddedude737
@embeddedude737 2 ай бұрын
Those street quizzes were epic!!
@MrReymoclif714
@MrReymoclif714 2 ай бұрын
That guy was good.
@WhyWhatWhoWhenWhyAgain
@WhyWhatWhoWhenWhyAgain 2 ай бұрын
Loved you at the Oscars Kimmel and Guillermo!!
@imdone7533
@imdone7533 2 ай бұрын
Our country's political system has become a joke, when will this madness stop.
@michaelvaladez6570
@michaelvaladez6570 2 ай бұрын
When pigs fly...
@MikeRiderOOO
@MikeRiderOOO 2 ай бұрын
When hell freezes over…
@discospiders
@discospiders 2 ай бұрын
When the whole system crumbles
@crusheverything4449
@crusheverything4449 2 ай бұрын
Nice Floyd and Eagles references!
@user-pu2cj3no5f
@user-pu2cj3no5f 2 ай бұрын
When Dump is planted
@davewilson9738
@davewilson9738 2 ай бұрын
The last dudes fringe, comb over, pony tail combo was so weird xD
@Hannah-pi6ln
@Hannah-pi6ln 2 ай бұрын
That last guy killed me 😂
@Vagajammer
@Vagajammer 2 ай бұрын
Everybody should raid their Monopoly sets and send all the money to Mike Lindell
@SerenityMae11
@SerenityMae11 2 ай бұрын
I second this!
@Iluthra
@Iluthra 2 ай бұрын
Two more days and his earth shattering announcement will be made. Who thinks it will be less than earth shattering?
@RubbishFPS
@RubbishFPS 2 ай бұрын
​@@Iluthra Its just going to be a wet fart that ruins his last pair of trousers.
@abualibh9447
@abualibh9447 2 ай бұрын
😂
@mrsdraper171
@mrsdraper171 2 ай бұрын
I will.
@RA29Z
@RA29Z 2 ай бұрын
Hhahah the women of the month segment is damn too funny.. 😭
@meekamae1
@meekamae1 2 ай бұрын
Literally the funniest and saddest part of the segment 😂😭😭😂😂😭😭😅😅
@mariap.9240
@mariap.9240 2 ай бұрын
More sad than funny.
@SugarandSarcasm
@SugarandSarcasm 2 ай бұрын
@@mariap.9240I thought so. Then again, I would have gotten some of those wrong as well.
@mariap.9240
@mariap.9240 2 ай бұрын
@@SugarandSarcasm of course, me too. But even I would have known some historic women, I'm not from the US so they are not that big in our countries history. And of course I wouldn't have known the pornstars, except Stormy. 😂
@TebaloKokozela
@TebaloKokozela 2 ай бұрын
What happened to “Previously on Jimmy Kimmel live?”
@Julia-lk8jn
@Julia-lk8jn 2 ай бұрын
Best TikTok ever. The departing ''... buy my supplements'' was the cherry on top.
@evaadams8298
@evaadams8298 2 ай бұрын
Love Jimmy you are the BEST! 💙💙💙
@jinstinky501
@jinstinky501 2 ай бұрын
It's like taking away all your kids imaginary friends at once Gold!!!
@brianbullivant1009
@brianbullivant1009 2 ай бұрын
That guy at the end has the strangest comb over I've ever seen.
@abigailcaraballo2623
@abigailcaraballo2623 2 ай бұрын
😂
@kathryncumberland
@kathryncumberland 2 ай бұрын
The hair on that last guy was...something else!
@carolynbarcus3662
@carolynbarcus3662 2 ай бұрын
When Guiermo claps he reminds me of a little kid that his parents just told him he's going to Disneyland. He's always so happy.. I love Guiermo.
@RichWoods23
@RichWoods23 2 ай бұрын
You love him so much yet you don't even know how to spell his name.
@2headedcow5252
@2headedcow5252 2 ай бұрын
Forget Hotmail. They are AOL 😂😂😂
@scsutton1
@scsutton1 2 ай бұрын
They're not even that. They're still using carrier pigeons.
@ateamfan42
@ateamfan42 2 ай бұрын
They are still figuring out the "series of tubes"
@ShinobiLivesMatter
@ShinobiLivesMatter 2 ай бұрын
@@ateamfan42 I always thought that was a decent explanation of the interwebs.
@Blurten1
@Blurten1 2 ай бұрын
MGT has a voice that could cut glass
@Kllgg
@Kllgg 2 ай бұрын
I would love to see Gloria Steinem's reaction to being mistaken for Sarah Palin
@dominicherrera4610
@dominicherrera4610 2 ай бұрын
Oh my god I wake up to laughter every morning because I can't watch it at night. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@crocglox7797
@crocglox7797 2 ай бұрын
Kudos to that last guy for boldly styling his hair to make a big feature of his extensive bald patch.
@michaelesgro9506
@michaelesgro9506 2 ай бұрын
Right? That hair "style" almost makes Trump's appear normal. WTF was that?
@chandleredwards
@chandleredwards 2 ай бұрын
Remember when computers were gonna make us all smart?
@tinay9491
@tinay9491 2 ай бұрын
no
@MikeRiderOOO
@MikeRiderOOO 2 ай бұрын
I didn’t get that update yet.
@gozulumii4439
@gozulumii4439 2 ай бұрын
computers make you smart depending on how you use them
@leoniedejong9549
@leoniedejong9549 2 ай бұрын
Conclusion after the last session: Americans only know names of cartoon characters and porn stars. And they are so proud of their country, But which country? Uhhhh.........."Greenland??"
@Trollstar2006
@Trollstar2006 2 ай бұрын
@@tinay9491your birth year must be 1997 or later.
@carollucci
@carollucci 2 ай бұрын
Excellent monologue! Loved the guys guessing famous women photos, hilarious!
@michelehemlokhexwhite4310
@michelehemlokhexwhite4310 2 ай бұрын
That last segment was AMAZING😂
@missannethrope01
@missannethrope01 2 ай бұрын
They're fine kick boxing a Biden effigy, but loses their collective minds and cancels Kathy Griffin when she had her moment with a Trump head. Just another fine example of double standards.
@kreiyu
@kreiyu 2 ай бұрын
none of them batted an eye when ted nuggent implied he would hang obama if he was elected for a second term.
@user-no8xd6gj6y
@user-no8xd6gj6y 2 ай бұрын
I agree unfortunately the ppl she did business with weren’t actually trump supporters she got banned from her own ppl even AbC
@floridafan6931
@floridafan6931 2 ай бұрын
Johnso County Kansas should be ashamed of themselves. How juvenile can you get?! Of course it’s the republicans acting that way.
@sallopez3903
@sallopez3903 2 ай бұрын
Amen
@chenzen1578
@chenzen1578 2 ай бұрын
The party of law and order: Law: Everything good is mine or my accomplishment, everything bad was caused by democrats Rule: We must win elections and don't care how.
@bhshangari4308
@bhshangari4308 2 ай бұрын
I wish Jimmy keeps doing Jimmy Kimmel Live, until I visit LA one day and be able to watch him live , Love you Jimmy from India❤
@jarvatius3209
@jarvatius3209 2 ай бұрын
Or you can look for him in a dodgy millionaire island...
@___beyondhorizon4664
@___beyondhorizon4664 2 ай бұрын
The free tickets are like a lottery system, difficult to get
@KringoGG
@KringoGG 2 ай бұрын
The dude at the end has the wildest hair in the history of man kind
@gerardodwyer5908
@gerardodwyer5908 2 ай бұрын
The standard of basic education and the average Americans' general knowledge of rudimentary matters of public interest is shocking.
@retriever19golden55
@retriever19golden55 2 ай бұрын
Well...the Department of Education reports that 52-54% of American citizens are functionally illiterate, reading at or below 6th grade level, with 4% completely illiterate. It's appalling, but it explains a lot.
@postatility9703
@postatility9703 2 ай бұрын
But were these guys really that stupid,or was this an act for tv?
@connyleicht6567
@connyleicht6567 2 ай бұрын
Absolutely right! What a shame.
@donyoung7874
@donyoung7874 2 ай бұрын
It shouldn't be. Alexis deTocqueville witnessed the same thing in the 1830's and wrote about it in Democracy In America. He didn't hold out much hope for us.
@sailincat2822
@sailincat2822 2 ай бұрын
Speaking from the U.S. I'm not so much shocked as discouraged. I like to think we're not all idiots, but enough of us are to be a serious danger to ourselves and the world.
@wendellgee11
@wendellgee11 2 ай бұрын
This confuses me; banning our country from specific social media (a bit authoritarian) whilst banning critical thinking courses from our children's education (a lot authoritarian).
@dash-underscore_name.
@dash-underscore_name. 2 ай бұрын
You can also teach your kids critical thinking skills at home. (Parenting)
@cuttwice3905
@cuttwice3905 2 ай бұрын
@@dash-underscore_name. What if the parents don't want their kids to be able to think critically?
@FuquarProductions
@FuquarProductions 2 ай бұрын
And, you don't understand what's at stake with TicTok do you...
@JohnDoe-vy5hh
@JohnDoe-vy5hh 2 ай бұрын
@dash-underscore_name., Not Republicans. You can't teach what you don't understand.
@dr.peppermintpatty4925
@dr.peppermintpatty4925 2 ай бұрын
CRT is only taught to law students… when white conservatives co-op’d crt, this is when all of the nonsense started.. I can’t believe people the lies of the gqp and trump
@splato2036
@splato2036 2 ай бұрын
I love your Hollywood Blvd segments; the more the better.
@tom2point0
@tom2point0 2 ай бұрын
That last guys hair is… something!
@alisonek
@alisonek 2 ай бұрын
🤣
@visariosorino8034
@visariosorino8034 2 ай бұрын
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 🤗😊❤️👍
@walterbo7687
@walterbo7687 2 ай бұрын
​@@jackalterman said the stalker in chief
@sifisovic7
@sifisovic7 2 ай бұрын
Abdulah and Condoleezza Rice 11:16 took me out🤣🤣
@chrisrobinson679
@chrisrobinson679 2 ай бұрын
That last guy was awesome. Just like a character written to screw up the quiz.
@clokwize
@clokwize 2 ай бұрын
That's my brother in law 😂
@hippydippy
@hippydippy 2 ай бұрын
TikTok? I'm proud to say I've never been there or plan to be!
@ArchYeomans
@ArchYeomans 2 ай бұрын
Nothing wrong with it. Twitter (X) now supports right-wing politics and extremism (aka Nazis). So that platform is safe.
@furuleetsaingo
@furuleetsaingo 2 ай бұрын
Same
@jessicapatton2688
@jessicapatton2688 2 ай бұрын
Me either😊
@swervo4415
@swervo4415 2 ай бұрын
I'm with you!
@abigailcaraballo2623
@abigailcaraballo2623 2 ай бұрын
Neither have I
@R0bobb1e
@R0bobb1e 2 ай бұрын
My Mom used to design the punch cards for IBM computers in the 60's!
@maltedmilk6888
@maltedmilk6888 2 ай бұрын
Scary how many know pop culture, but not historical women.
@cyruschang1904
@cyruschang1904 2 ай бұрын
The scariest is none of them can name Kamala Harris.
@emsguybob
@emsguybob 2 ай бұрын
they must interview a hundred people before they get people who don't know those women.
@teresathayn5170
@teresathayn5170 2 ай бұрын
I Can!! Kamala travels giving awesome speeches about OUR bodily autonomy! She's been awesome so far. 💙😍
@HylianFox3
@HylianFox3 2 ай бұрын
It was the opposite for me, I knew historical women but pop stars are like "just another generic blonde woman"
@jdoesmath2065
@jdoesmath2065 2 ай бұрын
Remember, this is scripted. (I hope)
@liquidsunshineiam
@liquidsunshineiam 2 ай бұрын
Y’all need to find and hire the last guy he rocked your show tonight brother Jimmy 🎉❤😂
@PhilipDeLamarter
@PhilipDeLamarter 2 ай бұрын
I predict a successful career from that boy!
@jamesmaness6308
@jamesmaness6308 2 ай бұрын
OMG, SO FUNNY! THEY KNEW ALL THE ADULT STARS! 😂
@PhilipDeLamarter
@PhilipDeLamarter 2 ай бұрын
I bet they wouldn't remember Linda Lovelace.
@steverichards1482
@steverichards1482 2 ай бұрын
Glad to see Andy Samberg trying out a new character at the end there 🤣🤣🤣
@patrickmaline4258
@patrickmaline4258 2 ай бұрын
🥸
@marylhere
@marylhere 2 ай бұрын
I expect to see that hair do in the next Coen Brothers’ film.
@user-eh4jv6xw4l
@user-eh4jv6xw4l 2 ай бұрын
I never cared for tiktok, it's gotten out of hand.
@Tadicuslegion78
@Tadicuslegion78 2 ай бұрын
Aaron Rodgers: I think I'll run for VP if RFK Jr takes me. The New York Jets: *Starts bleeding from the nose, eyes, and ears*
@jeromesullivan4015
@jeromesullivan4015 2 ай бұрын
There was a vaccine for that…😂
@dr.peppermintpatty4925
@dr.peppermintpatty4925 2 ай бұрын
RFK’s voice makes my ears bleed 🩸 every time he speaks… I can’t stand it
@crusheverything4449
@crusheverything4449 2 ай бұрын
He can’t help his voice. It’s his words that are the problem.
@Iluthra
@Iluthra 2 ай бұрын
Is he just trying to siphon votes from Pres Biden?
@dr.peppermintpatty4925
@dr.peppermintpatty4925 2 ай бұрын
@@crusheverything4449 both are a problem for me
@angelareminiscenza6233
@angelareminiscenza6233 2 ай бұрын
From Montreal, Canada. Jimmy Kimmel, for presudent❤❤❤❤
@Laura-te1sk
@Laura-te1sk 2 ай бұрын
Of the RNC! Yes!
@alexanderstone9463
@alexanderstone9463 2 ай бұрын
One of the funniest monologues Jimmy has ever given 🤣
@lynnpope8572
@lynnpope8572 2 ай бұрын
Jimmy is the best❤
@wallochdm1
@wallochdm1 2 ай бұрын
Where does MTG fall on the Primate Chart of Evolution?
@DBWELDER100
@DBWELDER100 2 ай бұрын
She's on the back of the equine evolutionary chart.
@ashleighjaimaosborne3966
@ashleighjaimaosborne3966 2 ай бұрын
@@DBWELDER100well she can certainly bray better than the rest of them.
@anitatimmons9525
@anitatimmons9525 2 ай бұрын
@@DBWELDER100 OMG You Win The Internet comment of the day...LMAO
@wallochdm1
@wallochdm1 2 ай бұрын
@@DBWELDER100 That's an insult to horses.
@AbsoluteNut1
@AbsoluteNut1 2 ай бұрын
The missing link.
@howardjones1388
@howardjones1388 2 ай бұрын
That last guy was like if Andy Serkis and Andy Samberg had a baby.
@francisnopantses1108
@francisnopantses1108 2 ай бұрын
"Shadow banned is code for all your high school classmates have you muted." 😂
@rosesmith6925
@rosesmith6925 2 ай бұрын
Mike... The Machines are winning 😂
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 ай бұрын
The only TikTok I care about right now is the one resonating from Donnie's own personal Doomsday clock.
@josephsaunders8618
@josephsaunders8618 2 ай бұрын
Isn’t TikTok the same thing as Vine? 😅
@Power_to_the_people567
@Power_to_the_people567 2 ай бұрын
@@josephsaunders8618theoretically yes
@betty-joymoreau4363
@betty-joymoreau4363 2 ай бұрын
Ditto
@_b_9895
@_b_9895 2 ай бұрын
100 years from now, they will be showing people pictures of Jimmy Kimmel, and ask people "who is this stand up comedian?" and their guess will be "Uh, Guillermo Rodriguez?"
@oceanside88
@oceanside88 2 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@goldenera4ever
@goldenera4ever 2 ай бұрын
I think we'd be better off without social media altogether.
@ksc743
@ksc743 2 ай бұрын
Absolutely. Worst thing that ever happened to humanity. We weren't designed to internalise info 24/7
@abigailcaraballo2623
@abigailcaraballo2623 2 ай бұрын
My Lord - I completely agree.
@a-a-ron6822
@a-a-ron6822 2 ай бұрын
My 12yo daughter has never been on tiktok... they won't all go crazy
@dash-underscore_name.
@dash-underscore_name. 2 ай бұрын
A a ron!
@tinay9491
@tinay9491 2 ай бұрын
so
@toneyingram732
@toneyingram732 2 ай бұрын
Iif she go crazy look into your DNA and her dad if u know who he is
@Ash_Hull
@Ash_Hull 2 ай бұрын
Ok a a ron 😂
@barcelonachair6487
@barcelonachair6487 2 ай бұрын
My 13 yo niece doesn't even have a phone but her friends show her things on TikTok and send her links from the app to her email. She tells her parents she has never seen a TikTok but she tells me because I am not her parent. Kids will be on it. They still won't won't all go crazy.
@sterling8298
@sterling8298 2 ай бұрын
The woman's history part had me dying laughing.😂😂😂😂
@markgigiel2722
@markgigiel2722 2 ай бұрын
It's sad. That's why we are in the shape we are in and have Trump.
@RobertJohnson-bj5lk
@RobertJohnson-bj5lk 2 ай бұрын
8:54 - That first dude only knew all the Porn Stars (Kardashian family included).
@user-pu2yy8xd9x
@user-pu2yy8xd9x 2 ай бұрын
@@RobertJohnson-bj5lkdoes it look like he pulls chicks? He probly spends all his time making his online girlfriends rich.
@Yourmission9
@Yourmission9 2 ай бұрын
That bit at the end was too damn funny. Don’t go checking any of their browser histories
@secotioid
@secotioid 2 ай бұрын
How will influencers with no real-world skills gain self-worth if they ban TikTok?
@sailincat2822
@sailincat2822 2 ай бұрын
Mirrors will still work.😃
@aggressiveattitudeera887
@aggressiveattitudeera887 2 ай бұрын
Jessie and James. Heckle and Jeckle. Pinky and The Brain. RFK, Jr. and Aaron.
@jaydeetv7787
@jaydeetv7787 2 ай бұрын
Dang, they're COOKED 😂😂😅😮
@simonmaduxx6777
@simonmaduxx6777 2 ай бұрын
That was absolutely freaking hilarious tears in my eyes
@robertgandler3177
@robertgandler3177 2 ай бұрын
Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!
@TigerTiger555
@TigerTiger555 2 ай бұрын
Guess who’s a bigger threat to the U.S.? You got it, Trump!
@ArchYeomans
@ArchYeomans 2 ай бұрын
True.
@MrReymoclif714
@MrReymoclif714 2 ай бұрын
@@ArchYeomansRepublican Lawmakers.
@mmckissack2379
@mmckissack2379 2 ай бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel is an Icon!!!... and I don't go to bed without watching him...try not to anyway...i feel like if i watch him before bed ill wake up happy!!!!best show on t.v.
@joshuastanton6731
@joshuastanton6731 2 ай бұрын
That last guys hair is crazy as all hell.
@TahtahmesDiary
@TahtahmesDiary 2 ай бұрын
That last guy thinking he nailed it 😅 to be fair, he did get some first names 😅
@katievaughn9091
@katievaughn9091 2 ай бұрын
The courtroom should be ready with duck tape to silence that orange monster.
@Ceerads
@Ceerads 2 ай бұрын
Or maybe goose tape.
@Cannamom710
@Cannamom710 2 ай бұрын
😂❤ I'll buy them all the duct tape!! 😁
@BigBadJerryRogers
@BigBadJerryRogers 2 ай бұрын
If it won't stop squawking inappropriately it should have duck tape across its orange bill.
@allisonjames2923
@allisonjames2923 2 ай бұрын
Not sure how effective “duck tape” is, but duct tape should definitely be used on Dump
@Rhiannon1261
@Rhiannon1261 2 ай бұрын
Or a ball gag with a lock!😊
@shawnveneziano9013
@shawnveneziano9013 2 ай бұрын
I love Dollar General Andy Samberg. He nailed that quiz.
@gorak9000
@gorak9000 2 ай бұрын
Hahaha
@solarissresistance1090
@solarissresistance1090 2 ай бұрын
That last quizz dude is pure gold 😂😂😂
@ksrt2654
@ksrt2654 2 ай бұрын
OH MY GOD that last segment was hilarious. Not unexpected but still SO DEPRESSING.
@seanstravelsandvlogs6233
@seanstravelsandvlogs6233 2 ай бұрын
Which is why when I lost my hair, I cut it short.
@user-ic5bh4gp2i
@user-ic5bh4gp2i 2 ай бұрын
Best part of the show
@jakep9610
@jakep9610 2 ай бұрын
VOTE BLUE 2024 DOWN WITH THE ORANGE DUMPSTER FIRE (TRUMP)!!
@xtremeblazer3468
@xtremeblazer3468 2 ай бұрын
TRUMP 2024!
@Scriber42076
@Scriber42076 2 ай бұрын
​@@xtremeblazer3468 America 2024.
@defendandprotect-om5hv
@defendandprotect-om5hv 2 ай бұрын
​@@xtremeblazer3468trump 2024 in jail.
@mikelytou
@mikelytou 2 ай бұрын
Someone please confirm that last guy was a comedian doing a bit, and his hair is part of that bit? This guy can't be real, can he?
@user-sf9gs2pg1b
@user-sf9gs2pg1b 2 ай бұрын
That’s what I was thinking. Didn’t want to be rude… If he is real, I’m telling myself he’s actively regrowing hair using something like minoxidil and doesn’t want to be bald in the meantime. The ending makes me think it’s fake, Happy Women’s day and all.
@clokwize
@clokwize 2 ай бұрын
That's my brother in law 😂 and no that was completely unscripted and random
@berniecruise9382
@berniecruise9382 2 ай бұрын
8:15 has to be the funniest, but most depressing thing I've seen in some time😂
@lacygood5873
@lacygood5873 2 ай бұрын
That last bit about famous women is hilarious! Love u Jimmy Kimmel!❤
@MikeYeary
@MikeYeary 2 ай бұрын
Women's History Month sounds kinda clunky. It should be called 'Herstory Month'.
@Emy53
@Emy53 2 ай бұрын
Oh please, if Tik Tok goes, something else will surface. I can't stand the stupid stuff that social media puts out.
@raymondkymsuttle
@raymondkymsuttle 2 ай бұрын
Either you support freedom of speech or you don’t.
@JohnDough-yr2zt
@JohnDough-yr2zt 2 ай бұрын
And yet, here you are.
@malcolmxxx86
@malcolmxxx86 2 ай бұрын
i just watch IG and FB reels..no need for tik tok
@ArchYeomans
@ArchYeomans 2 ай бұрын
The autocrat Republicans are now targeting Facebook. It won't end until these platforms become like X (Twitter) as a safe space for far right-wingers.
@suemilne6174
@suemilne6174 2 ай бұрын
The reason is because TikToks owned by China and apparently they keep all members info, shldnt b in the hands of enemies.
@wavydavy9816
@wavydavy9816 2 ай бұрын
MTG: If a garden vegetable could speak its thoughts.
@jakors
@jakors 2 ай бұрын
That street segment was amazing. What an embarrassment we are as a country.
@user-pu2yy8xd9x
@user-pu2yy8xd9x 2 ай бұрын
People from *other* countries know our history better. I've quizzed them when I lived abroad.
@martinlye2748
@martinlye2748 2 ай бұрын
MGT is a international embarrassment as is Laura Trump.
@ThatDamnTaurus
@ThatDamnTaurus 2 ай бұрын
I really hope ABC gives him a new contract.
@prisonersforprofit
@prisonersforprofit 2 ай бұрын
he's hosting the oscars and emmy's are you kidding me?
@rvthereyet4553
@rvthereyet4553 2 ай бұрын
I read that as of now, he said 2025 will be his last year. Hopefully more money offered would change his mind!
@ACT1O1
@ACT1O1 2 ай бұрын
Jimmy isn’t coco.
@johnbrowne2170
@johnbrowne2170 2 ай бұрын
@@rvthereyet4553 God no.
@gardenplots283
@gardenplots283 2 ай бұрын
​I read he said 2025 would be his last year hosting the Oscars because it takes too much prep time and effort and he won't go past the current contract. He doesn't have plans to stop doing his late night show.
@marvinsmith2116
@marvinsmith2116 2 ай бұрын
Anybody remember hanging chads on paper ballots in 2000?
@asaabrahamagulnik574
@asaabrahamagulnik574 2 ай бұрын
I was 18, and I had voted in that election (only to find out that my vote didn't matter); despite having voted for Gore, the president eeked his way in thanks to our Governor, his brother.
@carolinechew2432
@carolinechew2432 2 ай бұрын
Well Done Crew for Jimmy!!! The Tik Tok thang’ was hysterical 😊😊😊❤️
@larissabrewington9065
@larissabrewington9065 2 ай бұрын
I feel emotionally and spiritually violated EVERYTIME I let myself watch the people on the street segments.
@tylerhackner9731
@tylerhackner9731 2 ай бұрын
Loved you at the Oscars!😊
@Trina_White
@Trina_White 2 ай бұрын
You make me giggle, Jimmy!😂❤👍🇨🇦
@johncarollo9706
@johncarollo9706 2 ай бұрын
It was 1971 or 2 when I first heard this song and he was performing at the Hollywood Palladium. Home of Lawrence Welk, chandeliers and champagne bubbles! I was 17 and classically trained and this was my first rock concert. Changed my life! 🥁🎶🥁
@Deiscimo
@Deiscimo 2 ай бұрын
I want the last guy's hair for the win
@mikebottiaux5850
@mikebottiaux5850 2 ай бұрын
We love you, Jimmy!
@seandonahue8464
@seandonahue8464 2 ай бұрын
I’ll need to submit a hurt feeling report, I have a hotmail🙈
@Godric_71
@Godric_71 2 ай бұрын
A few years ago, the military banned service members from using Tik Tok, let alone have it downloaded on any of their devices.
@tammyfaries685
@tammyfaries685 2 ай бұрын
Aaron Rodgers...NO, 🤮
@williampremo9807
@williampremo9807 2 ай бұрын
Margery Taylor Greene is going in the second round as a free safety to the Atlanta Falcons.
@LauraHenderson-wx6xy
@LauraHenderson-wx6xy 2 ай бұрын
All kidding aside, she could probably do it. 🤣🏈
@MrReymoclif714
@MrReymoclif714 2 ай бұрын
@@LauraHenderson-wx6xyShe’s losing her tone? Her definition has changed.
@in4cer457
@in4cer457 2 ай бұрын
Tiktok gave con man trumph $3mn & now con man loves Tiktok 😢😢😢😢
@JohnDough-yr2zt
@JohnDough-yr2zt 2 ай бұрын
For $3 mil I would, too.
@user-sf9gs2pg1b
@user-sf9gs2pg1b 2 ай бұрын
@@JohnDough-yr2ztGood point. Honestly, the things I would do for $3mil is disturbing to think about 💀
@carlawallace642
@carlawallace642 2 ай бұрын
😂🤣😂 Love you guys❤❤❤
@janetshaffer3957
@janetshaffer3957 2 ай бұрын
So MTG is unaware that most people dislike her behaviors?
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