Trump’s Crazy Valentine’s Message for Melania, Lara Trump for RNC Co-Chair & Couples Play Hand Hole!

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Jimmy Kimmel Live

Jimmy Kimmel Live

3 ай бұрын

Single men and women have been using apps and websites to find love, but lately they have turned back to a very old-fashioned way of finding dates, there has been a big surge in AI-generated companions, Joe Biden, Barack Obama and Donald Trump all took to the internet to wish their wives a Happy Valentine’s Day, Trump has endorsed his daughter-in-law Lara for RNC co-chair, there was a special election in New York yesterday to fill the vacancy left by George Santos, and in honor of Valentine’s Day we have couples on Hollywood Blvd play our new game “Hand Hole!”
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@yurielcundangan9090
@yurielcundangan9090 3 ай бұрын
Thank you New York for voting blue and flipping a seat
@scottsmith7203
@scottsmith7203 3 ай бұрын
Thank you New York for voting blue and flipping a seat.
@nedludd7622
@nedludd7622 3 ай бұрын
@@scottsmith7203 Suozzi is a corrupt insider trader and supports Israeli genocide in Israel. Is that what "voting Blue" means?
@charlenemack7040
@charlenemack7040 3 ай бұрын
Trump flipped a seat once. It was a toilet seat… That counts doesn’t it? 😮
@kelvin2285
@kelvin2285 3 ай бұрын
DAMN RIGHT ....BROTHER
@NPRGAdmin
@NPRGAdmin 3 ай бұрын
Yes, I generally think this was really good. However, he’s about as red as can be and still be blue (lavendar?). I’m hoping he doesn’t become a House Manchin/Sinema.
@zahiarizk4612
@zahiarizk4612 3 ай бұрын
My message to Melania: I like not hearing from ya. Let’s keep it that way🤐
@bettyjones113
@bettyjones113 3 ай бұрын
I don’t really care where Melanie is, do you? ❤️🥰😡😡😡🤬🤬🤮💕😍
@ginajones2328
@ginajones2328 3 ай бұрын
❤❤😳😱☹️Melania aaatgh I don't care that's for certain 😅
@jenniferirving9338
@jenniferirving9338 3 ай бұрын
Melanin is missing, and I don't care!!!
@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq
@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq 3 ай бұрын
She could wash up onto the Jersey shore, and no one would care.
@roberthill799
@roberthill799 3 ай бұрын
@Geoffreydarcy I'm pretty sure that's exactly how the Republican Party found Trump.
@GG-kt2uk
@GG-kt2uk 3 ай бұрын
Thank you New York for voting and congratulations Tom Souzzi 💙💙💙
@nicholenoel349
@nicholenoel349 3 ай бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel never fails
@yurielcundangan9090
@yurielcundangan9090 3 ай бұрын
Thank you New York for voting blue and flipping a seat.
@scottsmith7203
@scottsmith7203 3 ай бұрын
Thank you New York for voting blue and flipping a seat.
@francisengevik9517
@francisengevik9517 3 ай бұрын
Thank you New York for voting blue and flipping a seat.
@PerspectiveEngineer
@PerspectiveEngineer 3 ай бұрын
4:30 go joe that was sweet
@loveforeignaccents
@loveforeignaccents 3 ай бұрын
Since you're posting your comment twice, so will I: You won't be losing your Medicaid benefits now, hun... bravo!! EDIT: Or shall I say your parents cuz you look about eight.
@fredzep01
@fredzep01 3 ай бұрын
Thank you New York for voting blue and flipping a seat.
@DustyJones1997BGCL
@DustyJones1997BGCL 3 ай бұрын
Thank you New York 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
@vaughn257
@vaughn257 3 ай бұрын
My message to Melania is ..... "Get a good divorce attorney and take Donnie Boy for everything he has."
@reneefletcher1646
@reneefletcher1646 3 ай бұрын
“Don’t get mad, get everything” -Donald Trump’s first wife
@chrundlethegreat2251
@chrundlethegreat2251 3 ай бұрын
they certainly have a prenup. Either way, his net worth should be in the red by the end of this year.
@evanscolton8281
@evanscolton8281 3 ай бұрын
He won’t have all that much left the way things are going
@demeraragold4644
@demeraragold4644 3 ай бұрын
She is just as evil as him
@davidclark636
@davidclark636 3 ай бұрын
Get that money Melania, while he still has it
@Jake-co3wk
@Jake-co3wk 3 ай бұрын
Note that the 'love' note was signed 'Donald J Trump', really friendly - obviously a close loving relationship.
@angelikalindenau943
@angelikalindenau943 3 ай бұрын
A narcissist won't change his rotten spots
@LwdFarm
@LwdFarm 3 ай бұрын
😅😂😂
@r.h.8284
@r.h.8284 3 ай бұрын
Most likely the love letters Agent Orange sent to Vladimir and Kim were just signed with „your Donald“
@LateBloomerMedia
@LateBloomerMedia 3 ай бұрын
Because those were definitely his words so of course he had to make sure that everyone knew he wrote that 🤦🏼‍♂️
@Al-oe8ib
@Al-oe8ib 3 ай бұрын
Diapers, syphilis?
@anastacianelson8208
@anastacianelson8208 3 ай бұрын
Thank you New York CONGRATS...❤❤❤ Happy Valentines day everyone 😊
@mariepanimdim4303
@mariepanimdim4303 3 ай бұрын
💙💙💙💙🌈🌿🐶💙
@tanazinn8484
@tanazinn8484 3 ай бұрын
👍👏👏👏
@jqsmooth77
@jqsmooth77 3 ай бұрын
Why is George Santos not in custody?
@gary-rr7jp
@gary-rr7jp 3 ай бұрын
Apparently he's the new whitehouse fashion correspondent. (Who dresses like a British schoolboy)
@christopherd5941
@christopherd5941 3 ай бұрын
I doubt he’s any kind of a threat to society, and I suppose they don’t consider him much of a flight risk. Hasn’t he already been charged? Give him his freedom until he’s found guilty…then you can lock him up and throw away the key.
@markmonahan8215
@markmonahan8215 3 ай бұрын
Good question
@chrisrj9871
@chrisrj9871 3 ай бұрын
@@christopherd5941 - he did con all those people of their money. I think he conned a homeless man who needed to pay for a veterinarian to save his dog's life?
@christopherd5941
@christopherd5941 3 ай бұрын
@@chrisrj9871 He’s been charged already, I don’t think he’s been convicted of anything just yet. I think as long as he’s not deemed a threat to society and not considered a flight risk, he should be able to walk freely until convicted. He could try to con more people out of more money, but I think there’s far too much attention on him right now for him to try anything like that. I’d imagine the courts would be keeping a somewhat close eye on his assets right about now.
@tylerhackner9731
@tylerhackner9731 3 ай бұрын
Happy valentines to everyone except Trump
@loveforeignaccents
@loveforeignaccents 3 ай бұрын
Just wondering which is the higher number, your age or IQ?
@mrsherwood2599
@mrsherwood2599 3 ай бұрын
​@@markmonahan8215 "sheeps" 🤡 😅🤡
@votewomensrightsgunscontro8617
@votewomensrightsgunscontro8617 3 ай бұрын
The trumpers are triggered! So much losing 😂😂😂😂
@freya8133
@freya8133 3 ай бұрын
​@@markmonahan8215trumpanzees know 😉
@freya8133
@freya8133 3 ай бұрын
​@@loveforeignaccentskeep crying.
@aggressiveattitudeera887
@aggressiveattitudeera887 3 ай бұрын
Only Trump can make a donation opportunity out of Valentine's Day message.
@marshwetland3808
@marshwetland3808 3 ай бұрын
I mean if you saw it in a movie you'd say it was way too exaggerated to be believable. Like 200 other things about orange jesus.
@marvinmartin4692
@marvinmartin4692 3 ай бұрын
I would’ve been shocked if he didn’t!
@itspersonal3351
@itspersonal3351 3 ай бұрын
@@marvinmartin4692😂💯
@bobbytookalook
@bobbytookalook 3 ай бұрын
He (ghost) wrote all about it in his new "best" seller *THE ART OF THE GRIFT!*
@kellym4747
@kellym4747 3 ай бұрын
I seriously thought that card was a joke, and went elsewhere to look it up! I really thought someone made it up to make fun of him!
@anastacianelson8208
@anastacianelson8208 3 ай бұрын
VOTE BLUE EVERYONE AND ENJOY YOUR LIFE ❤❤❤❤❤❤
@arellatikvah
@arellatikvah 3 ай бұрын
Vote Blue for America and Democracy to Prevail!! 🇺🇲💙🗳
@loveforeignaccents
@loveforeignaccents 3 ай бұрын
How asinine that you want an old man running the country who has been proven to be not in his right mind, not even from personal observations alone. How scary!!
@felixthecat4536
@felixthecat4536 3 ай бұрын
Are you an illegal getting free stuff or just a goof? Blue and Red are self-serving and corrupt. vote Kennedy
@ShawnHartmann-ul2qk
@ShawnHartmann-ul2qk 3 ай бұрын
@@loveforeignaccentsWhat? That makes no sense, he didn’t say “vote red”.
@loveforeignaccents
@loveforeignaccents 3 ай бұрын
@@ShawnHartmann-ul2qk Work on your comprehension skills, son. You're as delirious as old Joe himself.
@ShawnHartmann-ul2qk
@ShawnHartmann-ul2qk 3 ай бұрын
@@loveforeignaccents Unless you’re around 70 or more, calling me “son” is a bit silly, and an obvious attempt to denigrate. Leading me to believe you know the red front runner is not only of a diminished capacity, but a deranged one.
@souhilabouchareb9386
@souhilabouchareb9386 3 ай бұрын
Happy Valentine's Day America . Sending "mon amour" to Jimmy Kimmel, the writers & the viewers. My thoughts to people in Kansas City. 🇫🇷❤️🇺🇲
@adipsous
@adipsous 3 ай бұрын
Eventually humans will move on to a better place and guns will only be a weird and sad historical notation.
@susansmith456
@susansmith456 3 ай бұрын
It was in Missouri
@angelamaryquitecontrary4609
@angelamaryquitecontrary4609 3 ай бұрын
​@@adipsousIt actually is for some of us, in other countries. Yes, there are some guns owned and used illegally, and sometimes some nutter gets hold of one and uses it, but it's usually gang related. This makes a great difference, because it takes the weapon away from most ordinary people's lived experience. Apart from a security police officer at an airport, I have never seen a gun being carried in my country. I think I would be very uneasy in a place with concealed, or open, carry permits, but maybe the fear dissipates after time. Does it? Are most gun owners honourable? I look back over my years as a teacher of students aged 11 to 18 years, and several faces leap out to me as people who should not be near scissors, let alone a firearm.
@markmonahan8215
@markmonahan8215 3 ай бұрын
My thoughts to the idiots that think he's as funny as the laugh track.
@ungadunga5441
@ungadunga5441 3 ай бұрын
Mark seems to not like laugh tracks.
@katherinecompton6591
@katherinecompton6591 3 ай бұрын
😆😆😆😆😆. Thank you, Jimmy! Happy Valentine's Day! 💝
@ashleytaveras9035
@ashleytaveras9035 3 ай бұрын
"Even after every single INDICTMENT, ARREST, and WITCH HUNT, you never left my side." You call that a love letter to Melania?? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
@yvonnecamacho7887
@yvonnecamacho7887 3 ай бұрын
And we haven't seen much of her by his side either.
@alfredgeorge317
@alfredgeorge317 3 ай бұрын
Did you see how he signed his "love letter"? He signed it donald j trump. 😂🤣😂
@markmonahan8215
@markmonahan8215 3 ай бұрын
Almost as funny as the laugh track on the show.
@flyrobin2544
@flyrobin2544 3 ай бұрын
She never left his side? I think he has to pay her to visit.
@andrewmoore662
@andrewmoore662 3 ай бұрын
Melania..." I love you too, sir"​@@alfredgeorge317
@Jan-zv7ze
@Jan-zv7ze 3 ай бұрын
Love to ALL in Kansas City! We STAND WITH YOU ALL!
@IntelligentArtefact
@IntelligentArtefact 3 ай бұрын
And all the other scenes of mass shootings this century courtesy of those good folk at the NRA/GOP
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 3 ай бұрын
Trump has to pay women to physically love him, either through hush money or money from marriage.
@chuyocaca4153
@chuyocaca4153 3 ай бұрын
if that is not the truth don't know what is!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@whocares2087.1
@whocares2087.1 3 ай бұрын
He had to pay his dad to love him, too. Where do you think his greed comes from?
@mvtito2711
@mvtito2711 3 ай бұрын
​@@whocares2087.1 His dad never loved him and it shows
@SuperCaliforniaBarbi
@SuperCaliforniaBarbi 3 ай бұрын
Ain't enough gold in Fort Knox, truthfully
@RubbishFPS
@RubbishFPS 3 ай бұрын
I won't even get love that way cause im poor as well as a loser.
@erikasmith946
@erikasmith946 3 ай бұрын
Thank you new york for voting blue and flipping a seat
@xelamercedes
@xelamercedes 3 ай бұрын
I really love the Previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live segments.
@markmonahan8215
@markmonahan8215 3 ай бұрын
The ones without the fake laugh track?
@birdolla4441
@birdolla4441 3 ай бұрын
Of course Trump wants his daughter in law to run the RNC this what autocrats do
@bettyjones113
@bettyjones113 3 ай бұрын
Needs aT in charge of allocation of R funds
@lindaandsteffi
@lindaandsteffi 3 ай бұрын
I wonder if the republicans have thought about what they may have to do to get funding? Every morning kissing a giant ring to enter the office car park , perhaps.
@laura749
@laura749 3 ай бұрын
Next up.. Ivanka for AG..
@itspersonal3351
@itspersonal3351 3 ай бұрын
@@bettyjones113😂🤣It’s actually so hilarious bc RNC gonna be bankrupt and lose 33 seats bc of it.
@lacountess
@lacountess 3 ай бұрын
Mob boss. Family business.
@bakert7000
@bakert7000 3 ай бұрын
I love the Jimmy Kimmel show. I am glad George Santos seat turned blue. I did like the last guy with the beard. That was very funny at the end, 😂
@markmonahan8215
@markmonahan8215 3 ай бұрын
Huge win. To bad you lost the house in the midterms.
@freya8133
@freya8133 3 ай бұрын
​@@markmonahan8215It will be back blue soon. Get ready to cry again.
@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq
@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq 3 ай бұрын
His seats gonna turn brown, once he's convicted. Bye George.
@Random-sk6hm
@Random-sk6hm 2 ай бұрын
@@markmonahan8215 We're coming for you. Run. 🟦🌊
@fernandogarajalde4066
@fernandogarajalde4066 3 ай бұрын
Love can never be enough for a man 🤬 who treasures wealth, idolatry and power instead of others. Happy “Valencrime” day. 🤬
@jakep9610
@jakep9610 3 ай бұрын
VOTE BLUE IN 2024! MAKE REPUBLICANS CRY AGAIN!
@disastermaster1413
@disastermaster1413 3 ай бұрын
Cry is a little exaggerated lol
@intomnia3313
@intomnia3313 3 ай бұрын
But, “I want to be loved”!
@lhoward9593
@lhoward9593 3 ай бұрын
A new slogan! MRCA!
@honesttruth8064
@honesttruth8064 3 ай бұрын
Make ACCOUNTABILITY Great Again!! For ALLLĹLĹLL!!
@Logan_Baron
@Logan_Baron 3 ай бұрын
I don't like that. Because it is a reverse of the previous maga republican slogan to vote for trump to make liberals cry. Which indicated that they weren't concerned about the best for the country, or even any political ideal they held, but just to get the other guy or make the other guy cry. Vote blue because it's the best choice for the country. Or vote blue because we have to prevent the maga republican plans. Let's not be as petty and worthless as the magas. Stand for something worthwhile.
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 3 ай бұрын
Trump saying he loves someone else besides money and Ivanka is such an obvious lie! 🤦🏻‍♂️
@mediarare2386
@mediarare2386 3 ай бұрын
I wouldn't even say he loves Ivanka, it's more like desire.
@Al-oe8ib
@Al-oe8ib 3 ай бұрын
More lust than love with ivanka
@marvinmartin4692
@marvinmartin4692 3 ай бұрын
Who wrote that for him?
@wizardsuth
@wizardsuth 3 ай бұрын
Of course Trump loves someone other than money or Ivanka -- himself.
@kallen868
@kallen868 3 ай бұрын
He only truly loves himself...and hamberders.🍔
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 3 ай бұрын
It’s only a matter of time before Melania says she has never met Donald, she has photos taken with lots of people, and Donald may have once handed her a coffee.
@ShawnHartmann-ul2qk
@ShawnHartmann-ul2qk 3 ай бұрын
Doubtful on the last. There’s video evidence she doesn’t like his tiny hands anywhere near her.
@ronald-xs7sp
@ronald-xs7sp 3 ай бұрын
And she doesn't even him attractive!
@sherrih6375
@sherrih6375 3 ай бұрын
While pointing out his picture describing an orangutan!
@itspersonal3351
@itspersonal3351 3 ай бұрын
Yes, I’ll never forget that one where she appeared to be fawning over PM Justin Trudeau
@Arasteele
@Arasteele 3 ай бұрын
@@itspersonal3351 -- Oh she definitely fawned. Ivanka too did some side-eye ogling a time or two.
@markstevens1729
@markstevens1729 3 ай бұрын
Hey, it’s the Gloryhole game! A Valentine’s Day classic.
@mrsherwood2599
@mrsherwood2599 3 ай бұрын
So romantic!
@user-yn7yo1co3k
@user-yn7yo1co3k 3 ай бұрын
I know I look forward to playing it every single year! ❤❤❤
@itspersonal3351
@itspersonal3351 3 ай бұрын
😂🤣😂😭
@visariosorino8034
@visariosorino8034 3 ай бұрын
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 🤗😊❤️👍
@Lanwarder
@Lanwarder 3 ай бұрын
Welcome back? Was he gone?
@ernestpeele7282
@ernestpeele7282 3 ай бұрын
Guillermo, stand up for your family and friends! Don't worry about Anyone else!!! We love you brown bro!!!!
@visariosorino8034
@visariosorino8034 3 ай бұрын
@@Lanwarder No lol, I love Jimmy Kimmel. I always say welcome back. Have a good evening.😊👋
@loveforeignaccents
@loveforeignaccents 3 ай бұрын
@@Lanwarder He always spams, on multiple channels; it's a copy and paste, with no thought actually put into it whatsoever.
@Lanwarder
@Lanwarder 3 ай бұрын
@@loveforeignaccents Oh okay, thx
@DaleHerauf-vg1je
@DaleHerauf-vg1je 3 ай бұрын
Why does everyone think that expressing affection for the love of your life should be more on one day than any other? Tell them every day, show them every day.
@flyrobin2544
@flyrobin2544 3 ай бұрын
Awe 💕
@terri6854
@terri6854 3 ай бұрын
Pretentious people do it as a showy performance on that day.
@fairyprincess911
@fairyprincess911 3 ай бұрын
I do
@marjoriegarland2798
@marjoriegarland2798 3 ай бұрын
My parents were married for 62 years and celebrated each other every day . Always in love and adorable!
@DaleHerauf-vg1je
@DaleHerauf-vg1je 3 ай бұрын
My parents were married after my father came back from the Korean conflict. They are in their 90s and still married. Now that’s dedication. Good examples for us all.
@bonzrh68
@bonzrh68 3 ай бұрын
This hand thing is so hilarious😂🤣😂🤣😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@zenstoryshare
@zenstoryshare 3 ай бұрын
Personally, Appreciation to New York for choosing the blue vote and turning the seat
@jcoopes5604
@jcoopes5604 3 ай бұрын
Now let’s flip the rest of the house!
@itspersonal3351
@itspersonal3351 3 ай бұрын
By a 16 point swing too! That’s a big deal. Mike Johnson’s spin yesterday suggesting it’s not, he’s just as delusional as Trump.
@johnnyfreedom3437
@johnnyfreedom3437 3 ай бұрын
It's the same family business, they've just changed the customer base! It's the "give me money or I'll take it" family business! Their mission statement is, "Everything mine is mine and everything yours is mine as soon as I figure out how to get it!"
@itspersonal3351
@itspersonal3351 3 ай бұрын
😂🤣😭💯
@Trina_White
@Trina_White 3 ай бұрын
You make me giggle, Jimmy! ❤😂👍 love from 🇨🇦
@ernestpeele7282
@ernestpeele7282 3 ай бұрын
Thanks to Canada!!!
@cheshirecat6518
@cheshirecat6518 3 ай бұрын
Wait...are YOU Jimmy's make believe girlfriend?!😂
@smiller2044
@smiller2044 3 ай бұрын
​@@cheshirecat6518😅
@lesliecardwell2653
@lesliecardwell2653 3 ай бұрын
Me too !,, 😂 and 🇨🇦
@Nuhuh18
@Nuhuh18 3 ай бұрын
Ew
@CraigMcfly1985
@CraigMcfly1985 3 ай бұрын
Not only flipping the seat but flipping the bird on Santos.😂😂😂😂
@VerbalGOAT
@VerbalGOAT 3 ай бұрын
They could've stopped holding hands at ANY time lmao at the end
@mrsherwood2599
@mrsherwood2599 3 ай бұрын
Happy Valencrimes, Don!
@danirocket21611
@danirocket21611 3 ай бұрын
I wish there was a full length show worth of this content you start each show with.
@gorak9000
@gorak9000 3 ай бұрын
There is, you just watch the beginning of each show from the whole week all in one sitting on Friday, and it makes up a whole show. It's called Last Week Fri-day with Kimmy Jimmel
@biglongcadillac
@biglongcadillac 3 ай бұрын
MSNBC might work
@barbarajeffries9853
@barbarajeffries9853 3 ай бұрын
Love Jimmy Kimmel show best ever
@kimberleyespinoza4992
@kimberleyespinoza4992 3 ай бұрын
Lol, they did save the cake as well as make that wedding memorable 😅😂
@Swish_God
@Swish_God 3 ай бұрын
Dawg this is the best game show so far! Lol 😆 bring this back
@InterestedCitizen
@InterestedCitizen 3 ай бұрын
Gosh, I'm blushing about the couple in the hand game😶🙄😏
@sethie_shots
@sethie_shots 3 ай бұрын
Hand hole was _the best_ game yet 😂
@coleengoodell7523
@coleengoodell7523 3 ай бұрын
Love the video clips. Sometimes they are absolutely hilarious.
@labethspain7936
@labethspain7936 3 ай бұрын
Wasn’t sure I liked your show @ 1st…but you’ve convinced me ~ you call ‘em like you sees ‘em ~ Thanks! 😉
@Atkirby
@Atkirby 3 ай бұрын
Bot
@labethspain7936
@labethspain7936 3 ай бұрын
@@Atkirby 😂 not 🤣
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 ай бұрын
Lara Trump looks like an AI pic that comes up when you prompt 'Realistic Muppet Janice".
@Missunderstood103
@Missunderstood103 3 ай бұрын
Poor Debbie! She deserves a 'good sport' award.
@helendavenport7298
@helendavenport7298 3 ай бұрын
Thank you New York!
@ernestchacon4928
@ernestchacon4928 3 ай бұрын
This is what maga needs, a sense of humor..., 👏 !!!
@altortugas5979
@altortugas5979 3 ай бұрын
Jimmy has nostalgia for the meet-cute.
@jannetteberends8730
@jannetteberends8730 3 ай бұрын
Held means Hero in Dutch 😀
@einundsiebenziger5488
@einundsiebenziger5488 3 ай бұрын
... same in German.
@robertgandler3177
@robertgandler3177 3 ай бұрын
Spot on honest and hysterical as always!
@doviedove323
@doviedove323 3 ай бұрын
St. Valentine is the patron Saint of lovers, people with epilepsy and beekeepers🥰
@ginajones2328
@ginajones2328 3 ай бұрын
Thanks 👍😮
@roywhitman7109
@roywhitman7109 3 ай бұрын
The hand hole was awesome!!😂😂😂
@rangerider4288
@rangerider4288 3 ай бұрын
Fortunate for that darling Doherty boy, he didn't remove Georgie's lap pillow!
@boxsterman77
@boxsterman77 3 ай бұрын
George Santos shares what he plans for the future without mentioning prison is just the sweetest thing. You may want to put the book on hold dear.
@rogerwalker3969
@rogerwalker3969 3 ай бұрын
After being told what was going to happen, Debbie sees a hand and ask's, "what do i do?" This man must be a saint.
@alfredgeorge317
@alfredgeorge317 3 ай бұрын
😂🤣😂
@beenaplumber8379
@beenaplumber8379 3 ай бұрын
There are many more qualities that men desire besides cleverness. In fact, for a lot of guys cleverness is a turn-off. I kinda like cleverness, but I also like compassion, humor, cuteness, loyalty, artistic expression, and a raging appetite for... things that will get flagged if I spell them out. 😕
@chrisrj9871
@chrisrj9871 3 ай бұрын
I feel sorry for the 2nd couple. I hope they're doing ok now.
@melodylaila
@melodylaila 3 ай бұрын
Erm Dick's no saint, he held #2's hand, knew it wasn't his wife's hand and then said "Can I cheat?" And didn't let go of the hand until she moved
@laura749
@laura749 3 ай бұрын
She is so smart..😂
@noreenconstantine4612
@noreenconstantine4612 3 ай бұрын
Nice to see a few people who know what love means, not just something you say once in a while to get something for yourself
@kellyjimenezmartinez7148
@kellyjimenezmartinez7148 3 ай бұрын
I really love the Previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live segments. with AMS99W arriving the best is yet to come, you should know that!
@desperadox7565
@desperadox7565 3 ай бұрын
Another AMS99W scam bot post.
@InterestedCitizen
@InterestedCitizen 3 ай бұрын
Doesn't matter if Donald wasn't romantic with Melania because hers to him was 'thanks for the shoes, dresses, hairdos and card.' They are thee same kind of people.
@Tipperary757
@Tipperary757 3 ай бұрын
Yep, two money lovin' peas in a pod.
@InterestedCitizen
@InterestedCitizen 3 ай бұрын
@@Tipperary757 Pod People😊
@amelie2626
@amelie2626 3 ай бұрын
I loved that Trump signed his "love" note to Melania, as Donald J. Trump. Because she probably has forgotten who he is. She wishes.
@obnoxiousbluebird6634
@obnoxiousbluebird6634 3 ай бұрын
"Thank you Melania for never leaving my side.......Melania?........Melania?"
@FefiBurgos
@FefiBurgos 3 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@desperadox7565
@desperadox7565 3 ай бұрын
Run Melania run.
@StartAtTheEnd
@StartAtTheEnd 3 ай бұрын
It’s a stretch to call Trump “blond,” and an insult to blonds everywhere - bottle or real!
@coleengoodell7523
@coleengoodell7523 3 ай бұрын
It also changes regularly, from blond to strawberry blond to grey.
@gorak9000
@gorak9000 3 ай бұрын
I believe the politically correct term is "follicly challenged"
@bettyjones113
@bettyjones113 3 ай бұрын
He tried for golden hair but got orange😮orange 😡🍊
@Commenting-answering
@Commenting-answering 3 ай бұрын
Hey don’t put him in the strawberry blonde category. We gingers object.
@freya8133
@freya8133 3 ай бұрын
​@@Commenting-answeringI agree....signed, a fellow strawberry blonde.
@busters6595
@busters6595 3 ай бұрын
How sweet was Donnies valentine... He asked that we send kind words to our First Lady. Soooo.... Happy Valentines Day Jill Biden !!!😂
@debbie2721
@debbie2721 3 ай бұрын
Jimmy...come and do a weeks worth of shows in AZ😊
@xj22jaguar
@xj22jaguar 3 ай бұрын
Please never retire Jimmy Kimmel - you are one of the only reasons I find joy and hope in life these days
@ASB412
@ASB412 3 ай бұрын
I like how Santos has a pillow on his lap to cover his belly. He is so pathetic. Thanks Jimmy!
@BooksForever
@BooksForever 3 ай бұрын
Opening guy was close… should’ve said “I’ll get your backdrop.”
@93Jubilee
@93Jubilee 3 ай бұрын
Debbie seemed a little confused about everything! Sweet, but confused.
@harlinaindra4899
@harlinaindra4899 3 ай бұрын
Maybe she could not stop laughing.
@angrytrader3783
@angrytrader3783 3 ай бұрын
The right is flailing around like a beaten fighter in the 8th round.
@markmonahan8215
@markmonahan8215 3 ай бұрын
Biden is killing it. Best president ever. Play the laugh track now Jimmy hahahahahahahhahahhaha
@itspersonal3351
@itspersonal3351 3 ай бұрын
😂😭🤣😂
@alphanerd7221
@alphanerd7221 3 ай бұрын
@@markmonahan8215 Biden is the best president in your life and that makes you mad since your guy was a complete failure.
@user-cs3vy8ew1d
@user-cs3vy8ew1d 3 ай бұрын
I LOVED BLUE!, HELL RED!
@leannevandekew1996
@leannevandekew1996 3 ай бұрын
For Saint Valentine's day, Putin is so grateful that he sent Trump a jar of hummus: it's made of Russian chick pea.
@kanditraxel
@kanditraxel 3 ай бұрын
Ok I read that as "He sent Trump a jar of HUMANS". I'm dying....but...wait.... that could actually be....hm...
@leannevandekew1996
@leannevandekew1996 3 ай бұрын
@@kanditraxel Entropy isn't what you think.
@Lanwarder
@Lanwarder 3 ай бұрын
lol
@thaisstone5192
@thaisstone5192 3 ай бұрын
@@kanditraxel She keeps repeating this.
@leannevandekew1996
@leannevandekew1996 3 ай бұрын
@@thaisstone5192 Love hearing from my Russian fans.
@pamhartery442
@pamhartery442 3 ай бұрын
Love you Jimmy! Love your show!
@scottirwin2562
@scottirwin2562 3 ай бұрын
Thanks Jimmy, you make me forget about the price of food, Home insurance, Vehicle Insurance, and other setbacks for several minutes a day.
@markmonahan8215
@markmonahan8215 3 ай бұрын
His laugh track helps you get by for awile. However, the reality of his parties policies sobers you up.
@strombouts
@strombouts 3 ай бұрын
​@@markmonahan8215ou are a laugh. 😂
@Commenting-answering
@Commenting-answering 3 ай бұрын
Bye Don.
@andylane3739
@andylane3739 3 ай бұрын
​@@markmonahan8215Maybe move here. Arizona is short of skilled tradespeople - lots of construction , homes and freeways.
@terri6854
@terri6854 3 ай бұрын
@markmonahan8215 Kimmel isn't Republican. How'd you get that so wrong?
@SqueakyWeasel247
@SqueakyWeasel247 3 ай бұрын
Oh the glory of the hand hole!
@danjohnson6800
@danjohnson6800 3 ай бұрын
Trump's valentine says I'm all Melania's fault," and "if you're sick of sending ME money, send it to her."
@akprice8242
@akprice8242 3 ай бұрын
The hand hold game is a keeper! More of that!😂
@abh15funk
@abh15funk 3 ай бұрын
The 2nd Couple’s Hand Hole ending was hilarious ! Looked like a Hilarious Divorce ! LOL ! 🤣😂😅
@cherylmarcuri5506
@cherylmarcuri5506 3 ай бұрын
I do miss the rolling intro of Jimmy Kimmel with those dulcet tones. Please bring it back.
@thplatypus
@thplatypus 3 ай бұрын
The fact that the reiki practitioner could not sense the energy of her significant other… should tell you something about how well reiki works.
@bradalb305
@bradalb305 3 ай бұрын
Smartest comment on here
@lanier1747
@lanier1747 3 ай бұрын
Why did she say she was sorry to the third guy? Rude, but also why?
@bubblesbubble5264
@bubblesbubble5264 3 ай бұрын
Yes was very rude . Not everyone is giant , there are petite people too men and women. Not cool especially if someone's supposed to be in a healing arts job. Cruel comment
@georgeritmeester4736
@georgeritmeester4736 3 ай бұрын
Hard to say, but it does reveal the extent of your understanding of Reiki.
@thplatypus
@thplatypus 3 ай бұрын
@@georgeritmeester4736 Yes, I am well-versed! It is a pseudoscientific modality that fails every double-blinded test.
@bonzrh68
@bonzrh68 3 ай бұрын
The Best show on earth! ❤❤❤
@markmonahan8215
@markmonahan8215 3 ай бұрын
Best laugh track ever
@freya8133
@freya8133 3 ай бұрын
​@@markmonahan8215biggest troll ever.
@mendoza77009
@mendoza77009 3 ай бұрын
Brilliant!
@marieg4739
@marieg4739 3 ай бұрын
Best funny guy!
@spankywzl
@spankywzl 3 ай бұрын
Donald and his 3rd wife have something you just can't put a price on, but if you could it would have to start at $20.24
@Commenting-answering
@Commenting-answering 3 ай бұрын
😂
@IntelligentArtefact
@IntelligentArtefact 3 ай бұрын
he's already given his 4th wife 6 million bucks for losing him 83 million, so $20.24 per head is a way of using the third wife to fund the fourth. Enterprising scheme.
@MayBeMe...
@MayBeMe... 3 ай бұрын
😍😝🤑😫💔
@_Amor_Fati
@_Amor_Fati 3 ай бұрын
Last couple: @14:12 after holding hand #3, Maria said, "I'm really sorry to whoever that is" what's she was implying? 😳😲 smh I feel sorry for her comment. He looked like a happy, kind, good looking dude 😍
@AsIf00741
@AsIf00741 3 ай бұрын
🚩
@myrkaberros2663
@myrkaberros2663 3 ай бұрын
New York, that's why they named you TWICE! Thank you lady liberty for VOTING BLUE💙💙💙
@veronicaviggiano4612
@veronicaviggiano4612 3 ай бұрын
It's so romantic, warm and fuzzy that he signs his message to his loving wife "Donald J. Trump". And then asks for donations. What a guy!
@whatabout..
@whatabout.. 3 ай бұрын
How is santos NOT in jail.
@profanepersonality
@profanepersonality 3 ай бұрын
Waiting on his day in court.
@dragonmuffin2670
@dragonmuffin2670 3 ай бұрын
I loved that the first couple in Hand Hole, it had total Newlywed Game vibes. So next year y’all should consider The Oldlywed Game for VD
@tarahill2193
@tarahill2193 3 ай бұрын
New York you Rock 😊
@nicholasconnolly2227
@nicholasconnolly2227 3 ай бұрын
Love is often signified by an arrow through the heart. donnie, I love you. Now, where's my longbow and poison tipped arrows.
@Da-Sheek
@Da-Sheek 3 ай бұрын
lol i thought when you said even the ones making love in our audience, a camera was going to pan over to Bobert.
@Commenting-answering
@Commenting-answering 3 ай бұрын
Excellent!
@itspersonal3351
@itspersonal3351 3 ай бұрын
I just want to say that the comments section is almost as hilarious as Kimmel’s show!😂 Thank you guys for making me die laughing!💙🤣😭😂
@partiespronto
@partiespronto 3 ай бұрын
😘We had the TV on... 👍
@RaysGuide
@RaysGuide 3 ай бұрын
The first contestant was smart she grabbed with the left hand so he could feel her ring.
@2wheel_freedom
@2wheel_freedom 3 ай бұрын
Bro, did you see how large the hole was and the way he was looking downward through it seeing the pants they were wearing. When he saw his wife's black pants and maybe even caught some of that red sweater he knew it was her. The second contestant did it right and looked straight away from the hole.
@ernestcruz6316
@ernestcruz6316 3 ай бұрын
​@@2wheel_freedomHe didn't even need to peek. She screwed up the game by talking, so he recognized her voice.
@_Amor_Fati
@_Amor_Fati 3 ай бұрын
Last couple: @14:12 after holding #3's hand- Maria said, "I'm really sorry to whoever that is" What do u thing she's implying?Smh😳😲 I feel sorry for her comment! He looked like a happy, kind, good looking dude!
@Alexander_Keiser
@Alexander_Keiser 3 ай бұрын
​@@_Amor_Fatimaybe she felt the callous on the guy's hands. Or that she's advertising her business. You know, her daytime job is touching and exorcising evil spirits from hands. 😅
@_Amor_Fati
@_Amor_Fati 3 ай бұрын
@@Alexander_Keiser actually ur right. Whatever she's implying she can used energywork as an excuse. Jimmy didn't seem to think it was innocent or funny tho- he instantly dismissed her comment 😁
@amaurypimentel3167
@amaurypimentel3167 3 ай бұрын
EXCELLENT SHOW JIMMY
@SJC49
@SJC49 3 ай бұрын
Can we pre-order Santos’ book? No? Great news!
@elfritts9895
@elfritts9895 3 ай бұрын
That's why I got married in a little wedding Chapel under a small arch made of decorative PVC lattice for a hundo over 25 years ago 😊
@wynonasbigbrowndragon6121
@wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 3 ай бұрын
Men outnumber women in China like 5:1, the fact that she STILL opted for an AI boyfriend is a bad look for Chinese guys 😂
@IntelligentArtefact
@IntelligentArtefact 3 ай бұрын
Nothing like Vally Day to bring out the best in Trump's ability to... ... ... ... GRIFT
@artemiomarifosque7927
@artemiomarifosque7927 3 ай бұрын
Stay healthy Jimmy to keep up your mucho Macho Matchmaking Man. Cheers from my family here n Philippines!
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