Houseguest - Parody Christmas Carols

[@bigdog3628]

"ill get back to her" "Yeah I broke the last one"

[@skywalkerpotter21]

It ain't Christmas until you hear this song.

[@jesseiese3976]

We wish you a chili burger (3x) And a mug of cold beer. Load the grill with fatty meat, put it on a bun, and eat, eat, eat French fries and brown-skinned vegetables, Cooked in a lot of grease All of the other nuggets, Wish they could be red meat Five onion rings, four dill pickles, three chocolate shakes, two apple pies And one big fat cheese burger Patty melt, patty melt, patty melt on rye Oh what fun it is to scarf, a great big plate of fries Chili cheese, chili cheese, chili cheese on top Stuff it down, eat it all, chow ‘em ‘til you pop Smoking on the grill, with a great big slab of Swiss Cook them medium rare, oh what happiness Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, burger on the way Oh what fun it is to munch, a cheeseburger today The first milkshake, was a creamy delight We sucked it down so fast, that we burped it up all night Load the grill with fatty meat, cook it real fast (and eat, eat, eat) Pile with bacon and blue cheese, bag the diet (and cheat, cheat, cheat) You’ll be buying bigger blue jeans, extra large, extra large, oversize! We don’t care if we get fatter, give me one more piece of apple pie Drop the fries in a deep fat fryer, fa-la-la-la-la-lah la la la LARD Watch them sizzle crisp and bobble, fa-la-la-la-la-lah la la la LARD You’ll be buying bigger blue jeans, extra large, extra large, oversize! We don’t care if we get fatter, give me one more piece of apple pie Brown sirloin, sweet sirloin, sure you cost, lots of coins When I swallow you into my gut, I can feel my veins slamming shut That’s the risk that I take. That’s the risk that I take Joy to the world, the meat is done, Let buns receive their beef And mustard and mayo too, and mustard and mayo too And mustard, and relish and mayo too. Fat dripping on, the sizzling cold, we all are drooling now And relish and pickles too, and relish and pickles too And relish… and pickles… all on… our… bun

[@etownshawn]

great work 🏆

[@jesseiese3976]

Thank You

[@carriemathews8608]

This has brightened up my day 🌞!!! Do what the pros do = 'Promo SM'.