Diagnosing The Son Of God | House M.D.

After falling ill after reenacting the Crucification, it is CLEAR that this patient thinks he is the son of God! It is now just a case for the team to figure out his diagnosis...
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From Season 7 Episode 8 ''Small Sacrifices'': A man (Kuno Becker) falls ill after reenacting the Crucifixion; Taub (Peter Jacobson) questions his wife (Jennifer Crytal Foley) about her relationshwip with a member of an infidelity support group; Wilson's (Robert Sean Leonard) relationship with Sam (Cynthia Watros) takes a sudden turn after they attend a co-worker's wedding.
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[@rishabhyadav9457]

"You dont believe in god" "I did then i grew my curly hairs" This had me dying

[@chrisstuart9958]

Meaning a real man doesn't believe in God................😉..................

[@mcmacmcgee]

@Chris Stuart Meaning an adult doesn’t believe in god

[@akshaythoppala]

Did you die then?

[@markgigiel2722]

Exactly. My parents told me to believe in god. Then I reached the age of reason.

[@shanecastillo9313]

You too i Laugh So bad when he Said That @Rishabh

[@ArtypNk]

Jesus: "I will be nailed to a cross so nobody else will have to be" This guy: "Well, hold up a second..."

[@korawitbuttramee618]

This guy: "I made a deal with God to keep my daughter alive if I nailed myself on a cross every yeah." God: "I think you are confused, sonny. Making a deal is the other guy's gimmick, not me."

[@zachschendt7201]

Yeah.....no. Crucifixion didn't stop till halfway through the 20th century. That wasn't special to him.

[@ratphink-3226]

​​@@zachschendt7201talking about nobody else needing to be crucified for God, not everyone else being crucified in general, the joke was about God accepting crucifixion

[@zah936]

Reading comprehension level zero​@@zachschendt7201

[@shalinpilot]

​@@korawitbuttramee618 is that a supernatural reference?!

[@marcy3959]

This is a classic example of a man standing in the middle of the road. When a bystander tries to move him away from the cars, the man says “my religion will save me no thanks.” In reality his religion very well could’ve been working through the bystander. God cannot help you if you refuse everything he’s offering

[@dredre102906]

I’m gonna use that one on my uber religious family (they’re the on the extreme side of JW) “God cannot help you if you refuse everything he’s offering”. They use it for everything, especially mental illness.

[@johnwalker1058]

This reminds me of a story where a guy dies in a flood, thinking God would save him and refusing help whenever a Coast Guard boat came to pick him up. When he drowned and went to heaven, he asked God why He didn't save him. God was like, "bruh, I sent three different rescue boats to come pick you up and you didn't board any of them. Not my fault."

[@theta_clips]

@@dredre102906 JW? I pray for you friend, atheist or not, JW's a tough crowd to convince out of their convictions. As a Catholic myself I have seen the dangers of radical ignorance.

[@s.ken.9287]

@@johnwalker1058 My Dad loves that illustration and has used it in his sermon(he's a preacher). My brother had cancer when he was 5, back in the 90s, and my dad gave the doctors all the permissions to save lil bro's life. He took the first boat, even though some church members were discouragin' it, sayin' prayer is what he needed. Lil bro is now 28 and has been doing well with his life.

[@sherrinunya4079]

Yes, that's a very old story or parable. I've heard it in so many variations all through many years.

[@Profile__1]

Dude acting as this patient must've been super difficult. Props to the guy for pulling it off: you need to be clearly/visibly happy, but you also need to put clear fear/misery into the way you talk. The ending scene with his daughter would be extra tricky, trying to balance smiling and happiness with obvious dread and sadness.

[@avigail9951]

HE IS A PRO MEXICAN ACTOR KINNO BECKER.

[@Dizzy_N]

he stared in goal and goal 2 early in his career. he was already a top talent.

[@veronicam.9396]

@@avigail9951 his name is KUNO BECKER.

[@heisafraid]

Its easy as f

[@irenemarano8241]

Lol, well he did pull it off. This was a strange one though .

[@nicetomeetmew]

"You want us to do a differential diagnosis on Jesus?" might be one of my favourite lines in the show

[@andrewpestotnik5495]

"Pontius Pilate, misunderstood Oncologist"

[@ttrestle]

Mine was “I did… then I grew my curlies.”

[@Camerasdontlie]

@@andrewpestotnik5495 is doing well with 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😅😅

[@justingary5322]

BRUH'VE REALLY CLOWNING

[@deborahlee63]

@@andrewpestotnik5495 pop opp

[@MissPopuri]

For whatever type of MS that was, the smile at the end was probably the creepiest and most satisfying end to this particular patient.

[@ashleydrewleatherland3341]

No type of M.S.

[@piratessuckattrading4828]

Wasn’t it Marburg MS

[@HarryNicNicholas]

there was a woman who went on pinecreeks channel (a counter apologetics guy) and she claimed that even if the doctors had mixed up her records and she never had MS in the first place, _that_ would be the miracle. religists are determined.

[@mike_gread]

what's MS

[@lance1015]

​@@mike_gread multiple sclerosis

[@nightfury4805]

This has to be the best dialogue of Dr. House: 'Faith is not a disease, yet it is communicable and kills a lot of people. '

[@rustemzholdybalin6210]

well faith doesn't prescribe to kill, but interpretations do

[@ddoghfx]

Atheism is just another religion.

[@speedwagon1824]

Literally anything we can talk about is like that

[@tiph3802]

@@speedwagon1824 how many people has Hello Kitty killed?

[@S8kjdh65]

@@rustemzholdybalin6210 depends on the faith.

[@tom_something]

7:28 - House let a little bit of caring slip through by giving the patient water. Or maybe he was just going to ask him to turn it into bourbon.

[@AmandaMabala]

LMAO

[@TheSuperCasual2914]

That or a Vicodin Cocktail.

[@DocBree13]

😂

[@bigusdickus4679]

LMAOOOOOOO

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Oh stop making such a big deal about it. House is a DOCTOR first and foremost. He obviously cares about his patients' living. He was shown putting his own neck on the line again and again for his patients. It's not like he's a complete psychopath who will silently watch when another person is in pain. Just because he is not sentimental doesn't mean he's completely uncaring

[@Ragman312]

There once was a man who waited on a beach. A jogger passed by and warned him of a storm. The man said that God would protect him from the storm. It started to drizzle. Later, another passersby warned him to seek shelter. The man turned him away too. Soon, the storm came in full force and the man died. He saw God in heaven and asked him why he didn't protect him. God said he sent the jogger and the passerby to warn him, and the man did not listen to his warnings.

[@MiladyRevan]

*ThumbsUp* God sent him to the hospital. God sent him the doctors. God made his treatment available. And he refused it.

[@mobulis]

Except god KNEW that he wouldn't listen so still on god.

[@bnsyphotography2104]

@@mobulisand god doesn’t exist. He’s just a fairytale for adults. Children get older and grow out of their fairytales; yet fairytales for adults means growing out of it isn’t an option. Adults should be Intelligent, smart, logical and inspirational, not adult babies believing some 20 ft Gandalf looking dude will send him to a place where people have wings.

[@ctakitimu]

God made him this way, so the error is on God still

[@amyadams7728]

​@@mobulisnope. God gave us the ability to make our own decisions, the good AND the bad ones. It's on us.

[@spaceyote7174]

I love all of House' obscure references like pointing out Jesus was crucified through his wrists, not his palms, and referencing the disciples casting lots for Jesus' clothes. Shows that even though he hates religion, he knows a lot about it

[@urmumsgash]

Most Americans have studied religion to a certain degree, a genius would be able to retain certain things. Even pertaining to a subject he thinks is hogwash

[@siddharthasingh724]

Wilson mentioned in an episode that House reads religious texts to see what mistakes other people are making

[@bonesx1149]

The Roman Soldiers were casting lots for the clothes. John 19:23

[@marinelover29]

Most atheists are so because they are super knowledgeable about the subject.

[@georgiamackinlay5706]

​@@marinelover29 exactly

[@snowbird1381]

Everyone still acting shocked when house shows a caring side to his patients. Maybe he likes the challenge or he likes proving people wrong. But it’s obvious he cares

[@katelynejmont7887]

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[@debrh.b]

He did really care he tries not to get attached to people because he knows all of them are not going to make it but , there was an episode where Foreman almost died and he was so upset he goes off on Wilson .

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Well, not ''everyone'' just some... Those who didn't watch it closely. Agree. House risked his own neck to save patients multiple times (when most people would not even think about it).

[@wowalamoiz9489]

​@@katelynejmont7887 behold, a scammer

[@emilyd4385]

3:28 opening both doors at the same time is a life hack I never knew I needed

[@sarahschuler9132]

You've never done that? Not only is it satisfying to open them precisely at the same time; it makes sense when you're not sure what you want. 🍦🍳🍶🍜

[@michaelparness2896]

"My name is Lesion,” he replied, “for we are many.”

[@cybernerd7492]

Legion?

[@isabuckles]

​@@cybernerd7492 He was making a pun.

[@suehuber7722]

Legion

[@underthecassia5532]

you. are. brilliant. idc. idc. 😂😂

[@aliveandwellinisrael2507]

"Lesions accompanied by speech in multiple demonic voices? Well, it's not lupus..."

[@chaos.n.cosmos]

When I read the title of this video I knew House was gonna have a field day in this one 💀🤣

[@michaelzlprime]

Most hard to believe thing here is the hospital treating such a case when he obv has no health insurance.

[@Lakadaisy_and_Foghorn]

Academic centers like this supposedly is are usually the safety net hospitals for region and regularly treat patients without insurance. I've lost track of how many of my patients lacked insurance for various reasons - we treat them and get social work involved to see if we can make them eligible in the future. The real issue is once they leave the hospital.

[@Nomadcreations]

So TRUE!! I Actually Got Kicked out Of a Hospital (Mayo Rochester MN) bcz I Didnt have Insurance & even Though The Health Issue was Completely Visable , Jerk dr Called me Dillusional as His reason..... & They paid $140.oo Taxi Charge to get me gone!!!

[@mikemondano3624]

It's very lucky that new symptoms appear so often while the doctors are standing right there.

[@raven4k998]

Radiation sickness🤣

[@austinmaile4547]

I read this just after his tooth fell out lmao

[@urmumsgash]

It's almost as if it's a scripted tv show.

[@ianr7014]

Is this comment supposed to be clever? Lmao

[@RandomVideos-yz5qf]

I mean there's plenty of times when they're notified by page that new symptoms came up. It's actually pretty rare for house to be there for new symptoms, less so for the rest of the team.

[@holschermarc]

"Why are u smiling?" "I am not smiling" Alright yeah thats the point House became a Horror Show. Seriously a smile with the right line can be more terrifying than a Mouth with 1000 Daggers as teeth. This dude had my hair stand up straight

[@jessiehogue.]

There's a good reason the horror movie 'Smile' is so freaking terrifying. A smile is supposed to be pure, conveying joy, happiness and cheerfulness. When it is only surface level and covering the exact opposite or other negative emotions, it becomes some sort of unnatural, unsettling, twisted parody of that expectation. Same goes for children being cute, funny and pure. Kids in horror movies are MUCH scarier than adults for that same reason. Horror goes 10x worse when it's from something that's supposed to be the exact opposite.

[@holschermarc]

@@jessiehogue. Smile. Noted, setting it on my watch list now. Thanks for the recommendation

[@momenakod6399]

That kid is a phenomenal actor!

[@nanymanzano3439]

His name is Kunno Becker, he's the mexican actor that gave voice to Lightning McQueen on the latín version for Cars. He has an intresting career history and still very humble.

[@amitir22]

@@nanymanzano3439 his?

[@amitir22]

brah he talked about the kid, not the father

[@Uapa500]

Indeed!

[@rianelson5032]

​@@amitir22 brah? Why do people even use that word!? Sounds ridiculous 🙄😒

[@478coltwhite]

If House M.D. was a series of infinite books I would never stop reading

[@emekaosuagwu6416]

Honestly 😂😂😂...the only problems were the medical terms

[@GorochuVA]

Even as a Christian, I'm with House on this one. The guy says he's doing this bc his daughter was dying, right? "I said I'd nail myself to a cross for every year He kept her alive." I think curing her cancer is less "keeping her alive" and more God being like "How about I just take your daughter's cancer away entirely so that you *don't* have to go through what I did?" In other words, bro got it so wrong...

[@jericho5253]

I can't remember or find the verse, though there was a specific one about NOT bargaining with the good lord. Another topic, I've always said, if I ever got into a life-threatening situation, the credit goes to God and the doctors He places in my life.

[@rebeccamichael626]

​​​@@jericho5253 Don't bargain with God. Be direct. Ask for what you need. This isn't a cat-and-mouse, hide-and-seek game we're in. If your child asks for bread, do you trick him with sawdust? If he asks for fish, do you scare him with a live snake on his plate? As bad as you are, you wouldn't think of such a thing. You're at least decent to your own children. So don't you think the God who conceived you in love will be even better? ~ Matthew 7:7-11 (MSG) 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ The Message: The Bible in Contemporary Language (MSG) is a paraphrase of the Bible in contemporary English.

[@daughterofchrist8809]

Exactly what I was thinking! God isn’t asking us to do extreme things like this, if you just put faith in Him and ask Him for healing, He’d be more than happy to!

[@tomorrowallways]

Yes. we can't do that ( bargain). Faith is all we need and if God saids no its no. Thy will be done. God bless and our prayers be sufficient.

[@sirneko1278]

We are Christians, not a bunch of vudu idiots so dont be like this man in the show

[@taleoftwowolves74]

This guys choice at the end is incredibly selfish. Faith or no, he's depriving his daughter of a father

[@joehamlet7576]

Yes. He has made it all about him now. He thinks God wants him to die, which is not the way God works. The daughter is right. He has moved into selfishness, as you say.

[@simplyskrypt3914]

Yep. God would not want a fatherless daughter

[@rhunter42dragon]

He clearly has no understanding of God whatsoever. God very obviously wouldn't want him to crucify himself over and over. For him to declare that God wants him to die because God wouldn't want him to take the treatment, after proving that he doesn't have a clue what God would want is insane!

[@ShadowSkyX]

Eh, it's clear he's not well in the head and doesn't care enough about himself or his daughter to keep living. It just sounds like he had undiagnosed depression, saw an out and took it, all the while preaching god wanted him to go. No. He did. He wanted to die.

[@OmegaRiley]

The patient actor was SO good in this. Mad props.

[@jameswells9403]

I love that chase is becoming more like house. That line about irony.

[@sairamr6886]

I like how Taub gets emasculated while he was the one that was caught cheating first

[@Palthura]

7:54 House hits that T-Pose

[@Slapdatknee]

Lmao I thought he was gonna crucify himself

[@Swnsasy]

Man I miss House.. That "I'm not smiling smile was creepy as hello!" 😳 MMS is a rare form of MS though...

[@katelynejmont7887]

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[@Swnsasy]

@@katelynejmont7887 ❤️I am doing well thank you very much

[@katelynejmont7887]

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[@ruthrichardson9717]

House likes rare 👍

[@michaelol]

Love this show so much cant get enough of it I come back to this channel all the time just to see highlights

[@eazyridin7283]

This of all episodes needs a connective part 2 !!! 😤🙏

[@asiamies9153]

How about watching the episodes?

[@Steven141]

@@asiamies9153 no

[@greenbeantm1096]

@@asiamies9153I would if I had peacock and could watch them

[@zirconianfairy7837]

​@@asiamies9153unfortunately not available where I am

[@dkcsi9256]

@@greenbeantm1096 Google

[@FourthDerivative]

7:53 Veeeeeery subtle imagery there lmao

[@i_draw_whatever1677]

How can u be so chill about your TEETH FALLING OUT

[@anitasolvang9340]

Lost 3 with my ms in a week

[@ortegaviacava]

Thinking god loves him gave him confort. In short, he is nuts.

[@gagetaylor192]

He wasn't being chill. The video made it pretty clear that his response to pain due to his condition is smiling and appearing happy. He wasn't chill or happy at all. He's in fact in quite a bit of pain.

[@pamelastrickland4945]

If you have an autoimmune disease, it's fairly common. You can get used to anything if you have no choice.

[@kaspervestergaard2383]

@@anitasolvang9340 Did you get them replaced?

[@madliberal7710]

House has to be the best of medical dramas ever as Hugh Laurie is a phenomenal actor and his supporting cast meshed beautifully the entire series. I still cannot make up my mind if I hated or loved Dr. House and the ending was awesome as I had mixed feelings of his getting away with faking his death and I still can't make up my mind to this day!!!! Seeing Laurie's career from working with Stephen Fry in Bertie & Wooster and Rowan Atkinson in Blackadder in comedic roles he still managed to play the anti-hero in House. I don't plan to binge watch the series again but I am so grateful for these clips as they jog my memory of some of the best episodes. I don't know if he'll get another successful series but his playing the villains in a couple movies he's been in shows he'll dominate the acting niche for the rest of his career.

[@raven4k998]

God wants me to die my child🤣😂🤣

[@AspectNoir999]

"I know that, you know that, he doesn't know that!" "Now she knows that, so he's gonna know that, way to go..." - House M.D.

[@ayaretgonzalez27078]

Chace covers his mouth 😆

[@maimaibiri9045]

XD, best line on that episode.

[@S88040]

He is Kuno Becker! Very famous Mexican actor...he did the movies Goal with all the super football stars of the 2000's from Real Madrid,Barcelo and Manchesters United

[@magisterialanubis06]

Jajaja santiago Was wondering where I saw him

[@pcmacd]

12:40 - that child is a most convincing actress. ...

[@hollygolightly649]

Wow! That man is exquisite. His smile is incredible.

[@tiananesbitt7156]

That pain of his always amused me!

[@casperh5452]

Hes a dreamboat no lie there, anyone know the actors name? Asking for a friend lmfao

[@fhernandalml]

@@casperh5452 His name is Kuno Becker

[@annmarieknapp2480]

@@casperh5452 you aren't wrong. Fella is not hard on the eyes. A descent actor too.

[@randymarshislorde]

He reminds me of Tony Dalton

[@mommmyjewlz]

Goal is one of my all time fav films! He was so good in this episode

[@RR42636]

wtf that was santi?

[@byronmenjivar996]

7:53 Bruuuuhhhh house t-posing got me lmao

[@freddyabrego-ku8dr]

Band kid

[@RoyalCube]

This show always finds amazing actors to play patients

[@firingallcylinders2949]

7:65 T-posing House...man this show was awesome

[@TheNatos]

imagine being tailor doing measurements during a heavy diagnosis like that

[@masbam3322]

Santiago Munez after his football career 😂😂

[@nggyunglyd2374]

Guy: “God doesn’t want me to take the medicine. It would anger him” God: “I literally made the guy telling you to take the medicine”

[@MattIsBored322]

one of my favorite ongoing themes in house is how they just break into peoples houses

[@Tety131]

His reaction to pain when Masters is talking to him is like we react when we work in retail or costumer service: constantly in pain and suffering, but being forced to smile

[@outsidersview9827]

His situation reminds me of this quote, "A man gets lost at sea, he floats for hours and finally a boat passes by. When they come to offer him help, he denies them saying that his god will save him. Another boat comes by and he denies help again because god will save him. A 3rd boat comes and tries to help him, he denies them and says god will save him. The man drowns and goes to heaven, when he gets there he asks god why he let him drown. God looks confused and says that he sent 3 boats to save him."

[@Barry.Hughes]

I prefer the guy whose town was flooded, the firefighters arrived to evacuate everyone and the guy said "No, God will save me", the firefighters evacuated everyone and left, the flood came and the water rose, the man was on the first floor of his house when a lifeboat crew came by to rescue him, the guy hanging out of his bedroom window said "No, God will save me", the waters continued to rise and the guy climbed up on his roof and a bunch of his neighbours came in a boat and pleaded with him to come with them, again he said "No, I believe that God will save me", as the sun gets low in the sky and the guy is clinging to his chimney when a helicopter arrives and blasted by the downdraft the guy shouts "No, I believe, God will save me". The guy is washed away and dies, gets to heaven and says to God "Why did you forsake me? I believed you would save me." and God replies "I sent two boats and a helicopter, what more do you want?"

[@Profile__1]

I always wished Masters stayed on longer or something. She seemed really cool and was an interesting juxtaposition to House.

[@MaxwellsDemon9]

I loved her

[@wobby1268]

I didn't hate her, but I didn't particularly enjoy her, either. She was a poorly-conceived and poorly-written character (the Hollywood Genius trope with added ridiculous levels of moral rigidity) played by a good actress. The exact opposite of Park, actually, who was an interesting character as conceived but played by an abysmal actress.

[@e.victoria.e]

0.33 the “OHH” from house is hilariously haha

[@phuongsmith7283]

I watched house 10 years ago ! Love this show!

[@katelynejmont7887]

Hello how are you doing today my friend. I hope that life is treating you fairly and that you are safe and healthy? I was going through my page and your profile is on my subjection list

[@gistl5880]

My man is examining Santiago munez and hasn’t asked for an autograph yet

[@goated42]

“House keeping” 😂😂

[@agentlouis9309]

This man's balls on doubling down on his life in front of his daughter

[@middlifekrysis4750]

I wouldnt call that having balls. I think hes an idiot. Im not religious, but if god exsists. People pray to him for a cure. God gives someone the tools and thought proccess to make a cure. Then the people praying for the cure spit in gods face by rejecting it. Why would you ask for something and then when he gives it to you. You reject it. Stupidity and cowardice.

[@ThaTrisme]

nah hes just stupid for doing that to her own little baby, sorry to say this but its true i hate these type of people who they dont want to be saved just because "god doesnt want them to" (the actor did an amazing job)

[@BlackEpyon]

The character is an idiot. Even if you're a believer, refusing the help God is presumably offering you in the form of modern medicine is like thanking God for giving man the brains to figure this stuff out, and then spitting on the gift and telling him that you wanted a different gift instead.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Balls? How about stupidity? Do you seriously admire THAT level of ignorance?

[@xnsxxnsx]

Not balls whatsoever. He's running away from responsibility

[@red_artist_rue3]

That last clip had me crying fam

[@wesleyewert1023]

they might be talking about a different study but the one I've heard of found the opposite. no difference from prayer but knowing you were being prayed for made the conditions worse. it was attributed to extra stress because they felt if they didn't recover it would disprove God.

[@thomaswalmsley8959]

I think it's the study done by the temple Institute, but if I recall the results were as you described not the show.

[@ghostwalk2446]

That can't be true, I think most people who believe prayer may possibly heal them would see getting worse as "it's simply their time" rather than "god doesn't exist"

[@thomaswalmsley8959]

@@ghostwalk2446 it's been a while since I read the specifics, but It wasn't attributed to God not existing as the sources of the decline, it was more like performance anxiety, as in " my family is doing all this work for me thru the prayer, and I'm not getting noticeably better and I'm letting down my family" type thing

[@wesleyewert1023]

@@ghostwalk2446 maybe, but since they know that they're part of this study (they have to because of ethics rules) they would know that what happens to them would have an effect on how people view religion. it's not so much them worrying about God not being real, it's worrying about being used to prove that God isn't real.

[@coloredpencils01]

But @@wesleyewert1023 does have a point if the patients were aware of what broader hypothesis the study was focusing on. It's possible the patients only knew what factors were being observed.

[@callmecalamity]

I dont think he was crazy i think he was desperate. If im not mistaken its a common thing in some latino places when something dire happens people will make deals with god “if god does this, ill crawl a mile on broken stones” so in a time of crisis he prayed to god, made his promise and he keeps it cause he knows the grief of dealing with a dying loved one

[@frlipa]

Certainly not crazy for making deals with god!

[@ThaTrisme]

@@frlipa but such a stupid decision that he made period.

[@a.e.jabbour5003]

I would argue that faith is, in itself, a sign of mental illness. But even if we don't go down that road, it's pretty clear that anyone "making a deal with god" is delusional. There's absolutely no rational basis on which to base something like that. BY DEFINITION it is irrational, illogical, and delusional.

[@zacharyhall7466]

Too bad that isn't how God works

[@DocBree13]

It’s a common Christian thing

[@Pico_444]

This is one of my favorite characters and props to the actor because he killed it

[@DennisRash]

That slow down at 9:08 lmfao

[@caroleanderson4020]

3:49 They're both mistaken. Peer reviewed studies (go find em yourself I haven't memorized the sitation) did not show that outsider prayer aids in patient recovery. And she's completely mistaken. The studies showed that the recovery outcome was statistically worse when the patient knew they were being prayed for.

[@fahrenheit2101]

THE studied? Presumably the only studies. Ever done? Come on, at least check for other studies before assuming the situation you haven't memorised is the only ever one.

[@wabc2336]

"And you care?" "No, but it's an excuse you can't argue with."

[@PotterDorksUnite]

Dang this is a treat Kuno Becker in an episode of House!

[@kennysanspariel5327]

Why did it stop?! Was looking forward to the end,

[@miareprincessrbd85]

I was looking for this episode only for Kuno Becker

[@AamuAurora]

It reminds me of a family friend. Her labour was very complicated. Afterwards, there was a chance of her baby dying. The mother was praying to her god, promising to reject alcohol and sweets. Her son is now married and she herself hasn't drunk or eaten sugar since 34 years. I absolutely don't believe in God's intervention. It's very depressive that such being would just wait in the clouds to make a deal but I never thought about the mother badly and I'm actually impressed with her conviction.

[@DrDeuteron]

According to the talmud, the 1st question God axes when you meet is: "Why have you rejected the pleasures I gave to you "....in moderation. Get her a Lindt Milch Chocolat

[@ambiverter]

It's when you make an obviously stupid and impractical-in-terms-of-healthy-life deal, that these convictions are dangerous. Otherwise they can help one improve their life.

[@livelongandprospermary8796]

So she doesn’t eat fruits or vegetables either? Some veggies contain sucrose (the same type as cane, processed, sugar) and some contain fructose and glucose. Also does she drink milk? Lactose is a sugar. Honey, agave, maple syrup…all sugar also. She’s either only doing it halfway or she’s malnourished (fruits and veggies are necessary dietary components).

[@ruthrichardson9717]

God isn’t “waiting in the clouds to make a deal” bro. Humans are proud and fallen creatures, like the w prodigal son. God never abandons us but waits for us to come to Him in our own time. He’s not forcing anyone to come to him, bc that’s not how faith works: it’s about a relationship with God. But thank you for sharing that story, happy to hear everyone is thriving 👌

[@d007ization]

My understanding of Christianity would lend me to interpret that it wasn't that her deity did this for her as a bargain but that this was a bargain she made with it. If her baby living was part of the deity's design, she would live more spiritually, if not, then maybe she wouldn't.

[@davidduncan1444]

Ty for sharing im hooked now 😂....

[@kieth1284]

God is just up there laying down Batts with the Angels saying “ let’s see how far we can push them to make them earn their way in those pearly gates” 😂😂

[@sterlinggibson6143]

The studies regarding the efficacy of prayer to aid recovery actually showed the opposite. Prayer did only have a significant effect on those who knew they were being prayed for, yes, but that effect was fairly uniformly negative. The research seems to suggest that people tend to stress out over whether the prayer is helping, ultimately leading to worsening prognosis.

[@jasonw8004]

Is anyone wondering how he nailed both hands to a cross

[@johnduquette7023]

In the PS2 game _Twisted Metal: Black_ one of the playable drivers was a crazed padre who had driven a nail through the wall going the other direction, so that when he nail-gunned one hand in self-crucifiction he could slam his other hand against the second nail.

[@briandawson8701]

He was a top class Joiner !

[@yevettebamber4273]

Sooo long ago I would get in-line for Black Friday each year, because the last season of House would be like 80% off but they would only have maybe 10 sets. Not for me, but for my teenage daughter and her friends. Those kids are now in their mid 30s ):

[@burimfazliu3102]

Him smiling feels like we’re talking to Zorro

[@fernando_chadlonso]

Sad to see what happened to Santiago Munez after his football career 😔

[@DocM.]

Phew! That gets the water works goin full power every time! 😭 Incredible acting

[@katelynejmont7887]

Hello how are you doing today my friend. I hope that life is treating you fairly and that you are safe and healthy? I was going through my page and your profile is on my subjection list

[@youtrades]

Wow. Really good euphemisms in this one. Hit many targets.

[@josephdavis1087]

"Not unless we can get someone to nail themselves to a cross" lol

[@AlmiNia]

awesome performance from the guest actor

[@glowblank17]

*We love House M.D. ❤️.*

[@darranjames1627]

Kuno Becker as the patient. Wow.

[@johnnorth1961]

How does somebody crucify themselves??? Asking for a friend

[@bravomike4734]

Its most probably just nailing nails to the hand and not attaching oneself to a plank board.

[@RealWorldGames]

An automated system maybe?

[@stjeep]

nail both feet and one hand to the cross, get a friend to nail your last hand

[@jameson1239]

A friend

[@barrydaemi6287]

I am fairly certain that one cannot crucify themself. They would need someone else to perform the crucifixion on them.

[@davidaustin9181]

And here begins another house spiral

[@lindaosborne1617]

Wish I could have seen end of episode

[@asiamies9153]

Watch the episodes!

[@billy_cross5580]

Why would I pay for Peacock? I’m getting all the best moments of house off of this video stream.

[@VTown1989]

7:53 When a video game character's animation takes a while to kick in properly after a load screen (T-Pose)

[@romofan8881]

Nolan Arenado is a great actor.

[@KayKay114]

It's always so weird how the doctors go to their homes 😅😅

[@joyboibob]

The funniest thing about this entire show is how often they break into peoples houses. lol

[@GarhwalBTSGarima05]

House getting measured for a suit while doing the pose Jesus was crucified in was hilarious 😭😭

[@andrewvelonis5940]

But how do you get that third nail in if the second one is in your other hand?

[@seandiez5078]

I was looking for this comment I'm glad someone is asking the important questions

[@inaaragamarra8597]

7:50 got me dying 😭

[@haddax]

How can he nail himself to a cross every year if he dies of illness? Even through his logic, this should be a thing he wants to solve.

[@bridgetisjonesing5007]

Fascinating episode.

[@zulemaleal5683]

Kuno Becker you did great !!! ❤❤

[@ronnahk9523]

Coughing up blood.... coughing up teeth 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joannakoter9159]

throws me back to JJ's HOUSEKEEPING in Outer Banks

[@dannigro8794]

House-keeeping. 😂

[@manuzer201]

12:39 "look at me dad, i already finished elementary school i cant get dumber than this, i wont understand, ever" fits nicely

[@alyssachantaychampagne2773]

"I can't feel my arm 😃"

[@Yzzami]

The daughter really went “if God real and good, then why bad thing happen”

[@joehamlet7576]

What she does not realize is that God made this world but He does not control it. Also, human sin broke not only humanity, but this world, too. Many bad things happen because people choose to do bad things. God will not interfere in human free will. And outside of human choice, bad things happen because the world itself is broken. There is no possibility of a utopia where bad things don't happen. The only place that exists is Heaven, and we ain't there!

[@jimmyreece5781]

​@@joehamlet7576No, the big bang made this world.

[@joehamlet7576]

@@jimmyreece5781 Who do you think made the big bang, genius?

[@jimmyreece5781]

@@joehamlet7576 No one. How it happened is difficult to explain. You're more than welcome to read about it yourself.

[@joehamlet7576]

@@jimmyreece5781 The people who think it is difficult to explain don't understand that the only way the big bang could have happened was for God to speak it into existence. The only one who could have done it is God. There is no other way it would have occurred.

[@mainsmain]

So this is what Santiago Nunez was doing after retirement

[@illonahunt1328]

The girl talking to her dad is a great actress. I hope she gets more roles. She is also so extremely beautiful

[@ronnieortega1709]

7:54 House is posing in shape of T like jesus on a cross. Might be a quick little reference

[@joyl7842]

5:45 I tell people this all the time. I find they laugh at me but think there may be truth to it.

[@joenimarien1535]

Nail myself on a cross... Wait...what? I mean...HOW?? You can't nail both of your own hands up can you?

[@bigboygrease5922]

At the start of the episode it shows 2 guys helping him