A Bigger Jerk Than House | House M.D..

[@namechange.136]

I'm going to be trapped in a House spiral again. I shouldn't have clicked.

[@Aladato]

My tip to you is, get trapped in another spiral before you arrive here. Problem solved.

[@edwardness7497]

ahhhh... truth

[@avizokhatsu8793]

Same problem

[@NinaNa202]

Same... I just got out of it like few weeks ago.... no.......

[@ashleighmakesart542]

Haha same

[@1234567895182]

Kid: *having seizure* House: *looking at chess board in defeat*

[@tarnyowl6068]

Oh shit a spider 🕷 wait a minute

[@theoneitself]

*PRIORITIES*

[@Yoitshuskyvods]

I love house

[@FranP25]

he actually would have won that

[@CLAX1337]

@@FranP25P sure there is a review by agadmator of their positions :) the kid uses a common combination. But at least they actually have the board set up correctly bahah.

[@quinderataylor2198]

“Your kid’s a jerk... yeah it’s probably your fault.” House is a king.

[@lstarsabb]

Yeah it normal to have jerk qualities, but if it consumes your whole personality that is because you never checked your child when it was necessary to be.

[@MaxwellsDemon9]

@@lstarsabb seems like you'd make a great parent NOT

[@johnkramer5886]

@@MaxwellsDemon9 Dang, are you a comedian?

[@redfordreddington8834]

@@lstarsabb that's naive

[@kingofluck2912]

@@redfordreddington8834and not understanding that's sometimes the case is ignorant

[@doosca7479]

Kid: * Is literally having a seizure* House: ( Rolls eyes)

[@kevk9306]

Good

[@dhruvrawat430]

It's normal for people who know what seizures are.

[@doosca7479]

@@dhruvrawat430 it was a joke but aight

[@coma_flotante]

The kids is also rolling eyes

[@criticalmas7770]

@@coma_flotante LOL yes he is haha

[@wertyuiop221]

When you win so hard you go into a seizure

[@Amy-uf3oj]

My daily life 😂 epilepsy problems 😂

[@weezerfanatic5320]

Tyler 1

[@bryantan4228]

He went into a seizure because he was bluffing. When you bluff without being good at it your heart rate goes up and you start sweating, which is how good poker players beat up noobs

[@miracleifechukwu7953]

Literally!! 😂😂😂

[@kamdaddypurp3341]

Amy I’ve crashed 2 cars now because of epilepsy lol

[@madnawi]

the kid is basically House but without the charisma and witty charm.

[@jpeg.600x2]

he's based

[@LarryDickman1]

Or finishing med school.

[@nonchalantcommenting2273]

Why go to med school when you can make every one who went look like idiots😂

[@kailevil3444]

It's probably because I didn't understand the kid's character well, but I think the other difference between young and older (and seemingly being more intelligent than House on chess) is that House cares for others, even if it's so little. At least that's what I think.

[@everyonesfavoritesidechara3816]

So… House

[@analaurita9260]

Chase: I hate this kid House: I like this kid A few moments later... House : I hate this kid

[@johnchristopher3032]

Chess will do that

[@steampunkastronaut7081]

Foreman the gay: I like this kid!

[@chrismassouh7828]

I hate him as well

[@chung2F5]

He's such a jerk that even the biggest jerk in this side of universe hates him lmao

[@DANGJOS]

Kid: People must have to watch what they say around you. Foreman: Why, because I'm black? Kid: No, because you're gay. Foreman: *Angry Sigh* 😂😂😂

[@Beachdude67]

The chess position was analyzed at agadmator's chess channel. Nate actually had a winning position despite the fact that he had a seizure.

[@alfluna5]

Do you have the link?

[@GilgameshApproves]

@@CubanCubeFanhahahaha

[@lepredator189]

They used a famous old game to model this one.

[@aniruddhnaganur1393]

Wasn't a Sicilian defense either lmao 1.f4 c5

[@vincenzbill9155]

You can tell at 3:31 that House was like:"Whats the idea here ?"

[@DANGJOS]

Did anyone notice that Cameron solved this case a long time ago? She said hemachromatosis, and House shot it down because it didn't explain the non-existent personality disorder.

[@MaxwellsDemon9]

YES! In the second differential meeting, and she never got credit for it.

[@soleiltounsi6754]

No, she didn't defend her suggestion. So she only suggested, but not find the solution.

[@jamesDJRPM]

You have to be able to defend and back your theory up before it's a win..

[@chishalakabwe6231]

But then the episode wouldn't have happened if it was solved immediately 😂

[@malcriaditto7048]

why would personality disorder be related to pissing blood in the first place?

[@cheesycheerios176]

Kid: Does anybody even like you? House: You're dying Best comeback ever

[@chandlerrose4545]

Reminds me of that scene in scrubs when JD does about the same thing.

[@cheesycheerios176]

@@chandlerrose4545 indeed : )

[@WhoLetTheDogOut]

House should have replied, "You're dying and your mother's happy". That seems to be more fitting for House.

[@WhoLetTheDogOut]

@tu tu Everyone lies and everyone dies.

[@aarondaboi2670]

uno reverse card power intensifies

[@blank1507]

Yo his mom was really bummed when she found out he was going to live😂

[@yeahsureeeno9320]

💀💀💀💀.

[@elijahh2220]

Pretty sure she was actually just bummed to find out that the personality issues weren't part of his condition, meaning she had to deal with them

[@Pratiksha656]

I could understand... To deal with someone troubled is actually hard.

[@TaylorKnightCosplay]

Dialysis sucks

[@Pratiksha656]

@Brittany Bennett I never said that... I said I understand her dissapointed expression...thats all you do not want that but want a stop from it that's all... And if it's disturbing to you.. I don't really care :) it's my opinion I'm not forcing you to agree or think highly of it...

[@iwatchedbobsburgerswaytoom452]

imagine how scary it is if you had to pee but then blood comes pouring out of you, but then again, I’m a woman

[@l0sts0ul89]

Kind a happened to me once, I thonk I broke a blood vessel in my.... manhood and started to bleed. But it didn’t take long for or to stop.

[@timmyturner5864]

I was scared when urine came out my vein

[@Awyang]

Its lupus fo sho

[@Hell0hi15]

Happened to me once. Hurt like hell, and it kept happening the whole day. Then.. it just kinda.. fixed itself. Went to the hospital but they had no idea what it was and the next day I was better. Still wondering tf happened to me... (am male)

[@chloescott2006]

One time on my first period (I was 8) I thought I was peeing but it was my period that I saw in the toilet

[@purramedicintraining2878]

House: *stabs patient* House: oh nurse!! The patient is bleeding....for some reason....

[@m4rl094]

🤣

[@jeroen92]

I like how the mother wasn't mad

[@elbertcamerino9229]

lmao

[@TheGreatBambi]

666 likes?

[@IrenicCryogenic]

I'm confused, why did house prick the patient?

[@vitomcsween974]

God I love this episode out off all the patients House has had this one gave him a run for his money verbally and mentally

[@spencerarnot]

@Vito Mcsween “I know. I was bluffing. And that’s why...(snicker).. you lost.” Despite this rebuttal House was still the bigger jerk. He tried to rub both the painful treatment plan AND the presumed chess victory in the kids face. But the kid still bested him with that line. Ahh ego.

[@liquorsnake]

Vito Mcsween the patients never really have an impact

[@u.s.s.chucklefucker1657]

@@spencerarnot That's a paltry comeback line, that every knowitall who hates having their nose snubbed falls back on.

[@alexanderfilgueiras1495]

@@liquorsnake Actually, some of them did

[@yogidevendrabiriyani1777]

@@spencerarnot IKR!

[@DoubtlessCar0]

Actually title: House Vs. Naturally born Reddit user

[@newsforyou4777]

DoubtlessCar0 facts

[@theo2669]

Without the neck beard and unfunny sense of humour

[@DoubtlessCar0]

@@theo2669 without the neck beard yes, but the unfunny sense of humor is a big part of it

[@theo2669]

Alison Sanches Krinski I am an internet nomad. I just particularly hate reddit

[@ayellowpapercrown6750]

Where do y’all hang out on reddit to hate it so much its the best thing that happenned to me since sliced bread

[@jacobpineda4136]

Is it just me or does House have a satisfying voice somehow?

[@Lone_Wolf91]

Jacob Pineda And it’s not even his real voice.

[@mattdavi0]

His natural British accent is so much more satisfying

[@wobby1268]

And not sped up like a chipmunk is better, too.

[@DemetriusDrekin01]

Nearly all of my doctors have satisfying voices for some reason

[@iLikeToColor69]

Look up "St. James Infirmary by Hugh Laurie" you won't regret when he starts singing. That's House's real name btw

[@td8263]

Kid:having a seizure House:Crap!!

[@hannahscott6604]

TD hahahah

[@johnbean9797]

TD hahahah

[@leahwalker9151]

TD but with less enthusiasm

[@tracyshelton5599]

I must be a bit demented, because I find house a bit funny

[@jakeshowalter5819]

@@tracyshelton5599 I do too. I forgot how dark sense of humor he has

[@TheMutantCreeper]

I remember seeing a bit of the kid having blood in his urine on TV. My dad changed the channel before figuring out what happened. I was in elementary school at the time. It kinda stayed in my brain ever since. Finally I now know after ten years.

[@austinwagner9954]

Same I never knew the show would be this good lol

[@ajaybyadgi2672]

That's so weird I had a very similar experience

[@van2110]

@@ajaybyadgi2672 same! That specific scene always stayed in my head

[@Lu_ciernaga]

Lmao my parents would put House on the tv and then take a nap or go shopping or whatev and I'd stay and watch the show until they (sometimes) noticed how graphic/inadequate some scenes were and changed channels. Imagine my surprise years later seeing this show and suddenly remembering stuff XD Some parts that stayed engraved in my memory were House stabbing this kid, House with his rat in the apartment of the police officer (Euphoria), House sticking a knife in the electrical socket (97 seconds), the diagnosis in Daddy's Boy, the whole episode of House's Head, Chase punching House and House trying to give himself surgery in the bathtub

[@CarlosGonzalez-px7hy]

F

[@lovkop]

House is a jerk, but he's actually considered Chaotic Good/Chaotic Neutral. Unlike this kid, who is nothing more than just a jerk (as far as the episode shows). That's most likely why House didn't like him either.

[@weavercs4014]

Chaotic Neutral Level 72

[@conor1417]

Kid just enjoyed putting house in his place, cant blame him

[@AverageAlien]

Chaotic what????

[@mrcombatant5569]

@@AverageAlien It's a D&D (Dungeons and Dragons, and also a fair few other RPG systems) alignment chart. Think of a table with 9 squares. One column of three squares is 'Chaotic', the next column is 'Neutral', and the third is 'Lawful'. The first row of three squares is "Good", the second row is "Neutral" and the third is "Evil". It's a system that describes a character's alignment in light of their actions. So someone that is Chaotic Good doesn't follow the rules, but does it for a good cause, like Batman. Someone that is Lawful Evil uses rules and bargaining to do evil things, like Lex Luthor. House is considered Chaotic Good or Chaotic Neutral because he does things outside of the confines of rules and regulations, but (mostly) for a good cause. Cameron would likely be Lawful Good, while Cuddy would be Lawful Neutral. The former thinks of following the rules and being a good person. The latter would rather follow the rules but potentially at the expense of lives. As there's no malice, it's not 'evil', but it is 'neutral'. Does that explain it for you?

[@AverageAlien]

@@mrcombatant5569 Ah thanks, yeah that clears it up. Saw those descriptions of characters somewhere else I think. I'd describe him as an INTJ personality wise. Check it out, it's a pretty in depth character description.

[@827Drew]

6:25 'I wasn't going to thank you, I was going to tell you, you really suck at this.' 'We're doing our best.' 'That's sort of my point, your best really sucks.' That's like the most brutal honesty I've ever heard in my entire life, lol.

[@howard5992]

Kind of the pattern of the entire series - the doctors are exceptionally wrong over and over (with every type of blood test and MRI and brain scan, and surgeries and hit or miss attempts to treat hunches until (usually) they get the right answer). But at least sometimes the series lets the patients die.

[@827Drew]

@@howard5992 It is indeed. It was probably put in the show just for that reason. They've broken MRI machines and everything. When the patients die it's actually kind of sad. These 2 come to mind. kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWewdnyVfr-JoZY kzbin.info/www/bejne/gprTdoCpncuil9E

[@Biosquid239]

@@827Drew to be fair, they do take purposely difficult and exceptional cases exclusively. They pretty much never have a cut and dry straightforward case

[@827Drew]

@@Biosquid239 You're definitely not going to get an argument from me. Not because I'm not argumentative, just because I agree with you. :D

[@Biosquid239]

@@827Drew

[@dean1039]

You've got to respect that moment House told him, "you're dying", and the kid almost wavered, then came back and won.

[@GuidelinesViolator]

ruSSia moment

[@AshBud13]

When even House calls you a jerk, you know you have issues.

[@vonilla2947]

"Your kid's a jerk" "Yeah it's probably your fault" Smooth

[@rebelfriend1818]

I’d be a jerk if my mum cried when she found out I wasn’t gonna die

[@DAREDEVIL-MANWITHOUTFEAR]

@@rebelfriend1818She cried because she realized his behavior wasn’t linked to his medical diagnosis like they initially assumed. She realized she would have to put up with an ungrateful narcissist

[@suzys8558]

The poor mom, she seemed incredibly happy when he was about to die. lol

[@L-EndermAn]

Yeah, makes you wonder how this kid is in his everyday life with his mom :(

[@suzys8558]

@@L-EndermAn she's definitely counting down the days till he's 16 or 18 to tell him to leave the house... no pun intended.

[@poutsamouni5483]

@@L-EndermAn his mum s@cked she probably.made him this way

[@sewerrat11000]

@@L-EndermAn well with a kid like that what parent wouldn't want him to go tf away

[@senk0san]

Well I would too.

[@Ramb0Dust]

The dude kinda looks a bit like Joffrey

[@gadzooksgoreal8582]

EagleEarth oml for a few seconds I actually thought it was the actor who played Joffrey

[@christopherwilt7718]

He’s definitely just as punchable as Joffrey.

[@TehCrushinatorz]

I thought he looked like a young Ben Shapiro

[@RuralTowner]

I'm afraid Joffrey makes this kid look like a half-House

[@kyjuan89]

Looks like Joffrey at his wedding 😏

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

A bigger jerk? Bigger than House? Must be a lie...

[@jozo.fisherman]

It is

[@theyhaventfedmesince]

Yeah. It probably just lupus

[@SuperHornedtoad]

Everyone lies

[@jozo.fisherman]

@@SuperHornedtoad everybody* but its still good

[@trevscribbles]

@@theyhaventfedmesince Lupus, my ass, it's probably Milhouse.

[@justinlindfors8512]

The chess game was actually a very sweet bonding moment, especially when you consider the irony that the kid was pretty smug for someone who's about to win as he gets a seizure but would have lost anyway.

[@leafsoup]

IRON-y

[@AamuAurora]

I don't understand. Would have lost anyway, as he was sick? Despite winning position, he lost because of his sickness?

[@jazzyhands3289]

@@AamuAurora he woukd have lost the chess game

[@Losojostristes]

The point is House still toppled his own king. The kid knew he was going to lose so he switched tactics to win. His poker face and sore-winner attitude made House cave.

[@seasnaill2589]

@@Losojostristes Overwhelming confidence is a hell of a demoralizer for an opponent.

[@itsalfred]

"you're going to hurt yourself" "I'M GOING TO HURT YOU" this show is amazing

[@charlesdarwin6224]

*Me looking at video title* - *BLASPHEMY*

[@matthewkehoe5027]

impossible ikr!

[@alansmithee419]

Ironic coming from you.

[@charlesdarwin6224]

@@alansmithee419 lmao I guess I am atheist aren't I

[@koroshite4934]

i was about to like but it's 666

[@charlesdarwin6224]

@@koroshite4934 like it now

[@SahrEmmanuelStJohn]

Imagine being called a jerk by the biggest jerk in the history of jerkiness

[@Jda1101]

This was recommended to me by KZbin and now I’ll be in this endless cycle of House clips forever because I can’t not watch.

[@georgiatie3909]

Joshua Amos same :)

[@simplythebest286]

same here !!!!

[@Krazeetamee]

duude.. me too..

[@LimaBear1235]

There's something endlessly satisfying about his quick wit, and finding out the solution to the puzzle. These videos are dopamine in 10 minute shots.

[@benkleschinsky]

Yup.

[@alexkelsey7058]

Even at his absolute worst, House tries to either heal patients, or make his team better at their jobs. He understands some of the less uplifting realities of medicine and wants his team to accept them so they don’t have to battle with their consciences all the time.

[@msairs]

House has his limits. that kid needs to bet put in his place.

[@virgilthemob1242]

I know that part where he pissed blood on the floor was supposed to be dramatic, but I laughed my ass off anyways. He was trying to be smug and dismissive and karma just hit back at him. That and the iron build-up.

[@nursezeldafan4639]

Kid: Having a seizure. *House: Continues to focus on chessboard after giving orders*

[@zoeliu3191]

Nate:gets a seizure House: crap Nurse walks in. House: he's having a seizure. I feel like House was more focused on the game more than the patient

[@cesarceron8150]

He does

[@Sigma0283]

"Sorry, the irons innocent on that count. Your kids a jerk. Yeah, it's probably your fault." "Oh nurse! This patient is bleeding for some reason." Battle of the jerks.

[@cecile8201]

"Just limp away." 🤣🤣

[@raphaelpaz3299]

Cecile Findley 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆

[@aneecraft2350]

That kind of a jerk is just a mythical creature we can't imagine.

[@AllFiery]

“I don’t know, maybe he’s... evil.” Hilarious.

[@dyowzhars9400]

So, in Spanish, there's a word for a chess strategy called "Celada". There's no exact translation, but the closest to it might be "ambush". It's done by tricking your oponent into doing something that ultimately benefits you. And you see, the key to a good celada is not just taking your oponent by surprise, it's not just making him think everything's okay so he doesn't suspect. No; the key to a good celada is bait. It's making your oponent think HE is the one that's tricking you. Making him think YOU are the one that's going down, because once that they see victory on the horizon, they'll want to rush to it, and end up falling... exactly where you wanted. Some really intelligent celadas even have several traps inside the traps. You make a small sacrifice, basically, you let yourself to fall into one trap, in order to create a bigger one. That's how you make a good celada. But you see, the most interesting thing, is that the concept of celadas doesn't only work in chess. In a more metaphoric level, they can also be applied in real life. After all, isn't chess a metaphor for life itself? And take a look at what we see here. House and the kid are playing, but what do they exactly show when they do so? Both seem to be very good at it, but when House moves his knight, the kid's smirk says it all. He thinks he has won. He thinks House, his opponet, is the one going down. But this chess match isn't a big deal. This chess match won't change anything important. What this chess match is, is, precisely, a small sacrifice. A bait. And by reacting in such an arrogant and aggressive way after he wins, the boy reveals much more about his character than what he could obtain by winning the game. House pays the prize of giving up this match, but by doing so... he gets to see how the person in front of him *really* is. He gains much more information. And the best thing, is that he doesn't even realize it. Basically, House made a celada, a chess ambush, with the chess game itself. Now that's beauty. Be careful with celadas, my friends. And cheers from Spain.

[@cek128]

Dyow Zhars that was very interesting

[@permanentlybored195]

Dyow Zhars so it is pretty much a sacrifice for your own benefit

[@musical_lolu4811]

Us English-speaking chess players simply call that a swindle.

[@NoNamedNobody692]

Xanatos Gambit maybe? Sounds like what celeda is referring to in this context.

[@KarakTo]

@Bill Zussman come back when you're actually funny.

[@aneecraft2350]

Never forget to put the episode numbers and season numbers, that's a felony...

[@Rustyluis]

They don't have to if it's the official channel, if they own the rights to these clips then they can put or not put whatever they want in the description since it is their video by law. If I am mistaken then I apologize.

[@Scrubs1337]

Rusty Luis r/whooosh

[@beepbeep3839]

Rusty Luis it would be nice to know the season and episode to watch it

[@aneecraft2350]

@@Scrubs1337 r/whooosh*

[@PortRoyale]

Soo did anyone actually find out which season and episode it is? :D

[@MucaroBoricua]

"Your kid's a jerk. Yeah. it's probably your fault." That's the best line!

[@ellamuston9253]

Kid: *Having a seizure House: *Rolls eyes* Crap

[@Dmillionaire1]

I feel like Robert Downey Jr mirrored House's character for the Ironman role. To me they're almost identical.

[@ashwhite3810]

Why?

[@hollywoodshopaholic]

Montrail Miller I feel the same way

[@jimbobdoohicky9150]

Wasn't he on the show

[@KARTOONOG]

@@jimbobdoohicky9150 Jeremy Renner (Hawkeye) was on the show once.

[@mbnvnd]

House is meaner imo and iron man is more showy or cocky

[@FlashakaViolet]

I love how even House the insufferable genius finds this kid insufferable

[@cryoraptora303tm2]

"Your doctor said he needs immunosuppressants" *shakes head* "they're idiots; it's not amyloidosis" lmao House stop roasting your own doctors lol

[@CLICKFORCAROLINE]

Cryoraptor didn’t he roast himself because he ordered them? Lol

[@iltercio]

@@CLICKFORCAROLINE exactly!

[@DANGJOS]

Especially since Cameron got the diagnosis before him.

[@joannadee8861]

666 like

[@ChickieDaNuggie]

Yooooo I read this just as it happened 😂

[@unusuallyasian4070]

I love how calm he was when the kid was having a seizure

[@imofage3947]

I particularly enjoy the episodes where House gets to meet an intellectual equal. It gives the writers an opportunity to have some really good jabs back and forth.. This one and the Hot Dwarf mom come to mind.

[@LarryDickman1]

Did House ever get to go for a spin? lol

[@imofage3947]

@@LarryDickman1 Nice one. I don't think so. The show was more focused on House and Cuddy's will they/won't they sexual tension.

[@drrockkso8882]

This kid isn't a genius, he's just good at chess.

[@Blackkey034]

Hot dwarf mom? What a label

[@JackLWalsh]

😂😂😂 oh please, the kid isn’t House’s intellectual equal. House is a genius, the kid is an above average chess player. Chess skill isn’t indicative of whether someone’s a genius. Magnus Carlson would be a demonstrably better chess player then Albert Einstein, but Magnus could never ever rival the genius Einstein was. Just like in this fictional case with House. The kid has no other talents then chess.

[@kimberlys8422]

Seizures on House make me laugh... Epilepsy runs in my family and I've witnessed so many real seizures. Some _terrifying_

[@zrosiez691]

kimberly s Same here

[@hejmedlitetH08]

My niece had epilepsy among many other things since birth and her seizures could be the left arm stretched over the head and the right leg bent by the knee. And just subtle spastic movements over the body. The worst was the horrible, scared cry she made during and after. Poor baby, she passed away before she could turn 4. I miss her so much..

[@alexisoelberg7448]

the real scary ones are the ones you can't see, to me. Grammals are definitely scary, but when someone acting perfectly normal just starts staring off or has a complete memory laps, that's what makes me worry. my mom has been epileptic for almost 10 years now, and I had it all throughout highschool. Both of us found a treatment that works for us, but we both still have bad episodes every once in a while.

[@hejmedlitetH08]

Alexis Oelberg ive never seen a ”silent” seizure but it sounds terrifying...!

[@tamayotomato185]

​@@hejmedlitetH08 i have 'silent' seizures too- their called petit mal absence seizures, they usually last a few second but can last for minutes depending on the person- to other people it looks like you just stare off into space for a few minutes, its called absent because you completely black out- its like your brain shuts off for a few seconds, and usually your anxiety spikes afterwards even if you don't remember why personally i find grammals scarier but that's just me, i might just be used to the kind i get-

[@nurlindafsihotang49]

Finally, a kid who made House said to him "jerk". That kid will go places

[@KarakTo]

Like to dialysis

[@JonkerHoodMoments]

or saying facts dont care about your feelings

[@orionmars7646]

Yeah. Hell

[@andreylavi111]

I loved this kid. He nailed his role

[@FJSpecter]

You mean you hate him, he nailed his role

[@kalakalim4081]

Maybe he'll play a spoiled king in the future

[@apexshinbi638]

1:39 This sounds like a MW2 lobby "You know no one likes you, right?" "Would anyone like you?" *"That's why you're dying"*

[@potatopatata2211]

0:59 when i pee and my menstruation is going along with it

[@kekhtfan]

Exactly! :O

[@potatopatata2211]

Lol

[@blazeosirus5854]

Wtf

[@florpleborp2275]

Blaze Osirus u must be male. Welcome to period town.

[@potatopatata2211]

If your male you dont understand about women

[@archer9338]

It was at this moment that the kid decided to become a diagnostition in order to defeat House at his own game.

[@LarryNathanielPhoto]

My question is why are they suddenly releasing all these House snippets on KZbin in 2019? Could there be a spin-off in the works?

[@wobby1268]

Doubt it. They've been releasing these snippets since August of 2017, they recently auctioned off a bunch of costumes and props from the series, and Chase, the heir to House's diagnostic throne, has been a fireman on NBC for the last seven years.

[@LarryNathanielPhoto]

@@wobby1268 😥

[@wobby1268]

@@LarryNathanielPhoto I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news...

[@LarryNathanielPhoto]

@Renee Jewell you are correct, because you obviously are dumb. They in this case refers to the show itself. If you would look before insulting people you would see that it wasn't uploaded by anybody, but by the show itself.

[@gingerbill128]

@@LarryNathanielPhoto Don't waste your time on an angry troll , some people are just angry at the world and hate themselves , they will just ignore you and insult you. I mean look at there response :). Insulting others for no reason is the text book sign of self hatred.

[@muaddibz]

"Here's your sample"

[@Intrepid_Sloan]

“Oh nurse!” in that jolly tone with the head tilt was hilarious😆

[@masters.1000]

Season 1-3 were gold.

[@bakhtazeem4992]

Sir Alexander yeah, also 5 and 7

[@jakester12321]

This was one of the very few shows that were all good (even game of thrones fucked in their last season)

[@ImmortalMadwolf]

4 is the best

[@victorcabanelas]

Except for the final half of season 3 and the first half of the last one, I think this was a really solid show overall.

[@masters.1000]

@@victorcabanelas Actually it wasn't. The first three seasons (especially the first and second) were just a medical show, with an intelligent, skeptical and rational main character. Perfectly balanced. Later on it became only about House and his drug issue, mixed with some controversial or existential debates.

[@tungsten4422]

Ben Shapiro, is that you?

[@matthewrolfe23]

Doctors don't care about your feelings

[@countryboyblue21]

Damn sure looks like him

[@isaacs8783]

@@countryboyblue21 it sounds like him too

[@esperanzogomez3237]

No, The kid is a genius not an idiot. Lol.

[@jamesashford6111]

LOL! I am dying laughing!!!! 🤣🤣🤣. Good one! Ha ha

[@PilatusAnon]

I love how nonchalantly he stabs the kid in his wrist then calls for a nurse, like it's the most ordinary thing ever

[@crucisnh]

I can't decide whether House should have liked this kid because the kid seemed so much like House, or if House should have hated the kid because he was too much like House. What a conundrum.

[@Crescentknight8189]

crucisnh House probably disliked the kid because while House had a reason for being a jerk, this kid was a jerk simply because he felt that he was superior to everyone. He has a loving Mom, goes to the best schools, and is intellectually gifted. He isn't even unhappy or in pain. He is simply a jerk who gets his kicks from making people feel bad.

[@sowrabhkarkala1232]

@@Crescentknight8189 or just a typical 13 year old

[@bloodcottoncandy]

@@sowrabhkarkala1232 Westerners really need to instill respect for the elders into the youths. Whoop his assor throw him to the streets if he's talking smack.

[@kevk9306]

@@bloodcottoncandy we aren't from a shithole like you that beats children because the parents are incompetent savages

[@ryanalving3785]

@@kevk9306 Proverbs 13:24 He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes. The west was built on the Bible. Turning away from it has caused the problems we now face.

[@megaman161]

I see the title. I'm immediately skeptical.

[@TheMacC117]

I can't believe no one is talking about how this kid actually beat House at chess......

[@lurking_silhouette5802]

Um, he didn't.

[@EatYourVegs]

He did cause House lay down his king

[@johnwinchesterp2963]

House was overconfident and it was one of the rare cases he was fooled even if he would have won if he didn't listen to the kid.

[@Ro-uk7ml]

The kid was a chess prodigy, to be fair.

[@TheMacC117]

@@Ro-uk7ml We see later that House wins a chess game over several days if not weeks without even looking at the board. I think the writers forgot about this scene.

[@irawilliams343]

I absolutely can't blame the mom for loving to hear that her son is going to live in agony for the rest of his life.

[@Otisea]

House only said he’d have to get his blood drained every couple months, that wouldn’t really hurt that badly.

[@lmaokillme9690]

wow im early for a show that was offed almost 7 years ago

[@boringperson-zb8vy]

That sounds like my punctuality.

[@rizzamaeong]

I envy you. i watched and rewatched this series. at some point, i wanted to be a doctor already.

[@xpussehjoestar3550]

Imagine if we all had a doctor like house man we'd all be okay

[@jarcophagus]

We’d have to go through extreme amounts of pain but eventually we’d get better

[@sarathkrishna6868]

I thought the title was impossible 🤔

[@RFDeadKey]

0:01 hamburger stress test

[@DylanKingE]

Lol

[@iamfabulous8386]

id loose such test immediately.. cheseburgrs are my weakness..

[@baseballkenny8063]

The *"Oh nurse"* had me dead lol

[@827Drew]

7:54 'Actually, this stuff isn't important at all.' 'Your doctors said he needs immunosuppressants.' 'They're idiots.' Man I wish this show was still on the air. :D

[@ChaosChanneler]

He lost the bluff, the battle, the war and saved the kids life trying to beat him at a game the kid perfected when house thought he was a master of his own design. Top notch

[@alephkorick9285]

Mom: ''Honey, you're gonna hurt yourself!'' son: ''im gonna hurt you''

[@the_lost_navigator]

Acting is critical, and these two 'jerks' nailed it, and Kudos to the writers who know how to 'play games' ;)

[@BelwillCoily]

I remember that episode. That kid was a nightmare and a half. Excellent acting on his part (unless he’s actually like that in real life).

[@navyasai5065]

Can u tell me the episode and season please

[@brandon17760]

@@navyasai5065 season 3 episode 23

[@navyasai5065]

@@brandon17760 thank u bro

[@loquenlucas9060]

ye nice acting but tbh i watched the episode even dubbed in italian and well in italian sounds more like an evil/jerk/badass tbh

[@Terron-de-pimienta]

If he would be really that way, the other actors would kill him before they finished filming the episode.

[@nathanaelhahn]

Didn't know Ben Shapiro used to be a child actor

[@abook2141]

lol

[@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd]

I thought it was Jake Lloyd

[@JEST3R_]

Imma be honest. One of my biggest fears is pissing blood. When I saw that puddle of blood a minute in I physically cringed and turned away from my phone 🤢

[@BiggestHaterEVER]

Women: 🗿 weakling

[@JEST3R_]

@@BiggestHaterEVER you right. 99% of women got me on that

[@luissera1296]

Happened to me once burst blood vessel in my bladder according to the doctors about crapped myself when I looked in the toilet .

[@stevelopez598]

Kid: *has seizure* House: *Rolls Eyes* Crap.

[@giocondaalvarez4356]

Peeppppppobffpeliculas en espanol

[@EndGameLooter9715]

As someone who works with Amyloid patient's frequently...I know how difficult this conversation can be at the beginning. Especially for Chase.

[@xinkis]

I love how he says "They're idiots!..." when it was his idea!

[@sebbies]

i was eating cereal until he pissed out blood oh my god

[@FutureDeep]

Just wait until he pees cereal.

[@Toshineko]

9:35 Pot calling the kettle black moment.

[@Jchmcom]

HOUSE called someone a jerk? They must have been an absolutely *miserable* human being for him to call someone a name.

[@issi2907]

That "oh nurse" got me laugh my lungs out😅

[@TD_JR]

I've seen people who have been on dialysis suffer with late stage amyloidosis. These were people who had been dialyzed for years where they finally have had enough. I was there when he told his wife he didn't want to do this (dialysis) anymore. She did what she could and called their nephrologist in to talk him out of it. He did his best but the answer was no. I never saw him again that day. The nurses informed us he had passed 10 days later. RIP Kevin. You suffered greatly.

[@coolpawz1996]

Man, this kid is making House look like a SAINT!!! And that's saying something!!!!!!

[@hilarybenoit2926]

He is in liver failure.. i can tell you that much.. because of the Jaundice..

[@ShadowMoon878]

One of the symptoms of too much iron in the blood is jaundice.

[@solegryphon1018]

3:01 hey he’s having the fun seizure the one when you flop like a fish and not just look like you’re dead.

[@Salemchevy]

House when he sees/hears this kid. “Are you challenging me mortal?”

[@sibusky7554]

gotta give him credit the kid is a good actor

[@kerrijohnstone7588]

“I was blufffing and that’s why, you lost” LOL

[@theploymaker]

This kid both looks like and radiates the same energy as Ben Shapiro

[@DaisukeKigurou]

But less smart

[@DaisukeKigurou]

And what I mean is the kid is smarter than Benny boy.

[@MastaSmack]

Yeah...AntiChrist Energy

[@GrayveRoseMusic]

True but only if you are a snowflake or leftist

[@yuhyeet231]

Grayve Rose keep crying

[@kevinhoward9593]

Isnt that the kid that does the mushroom therapy? sounds a lot younger here. 3:09 I love how House is just taking his time while the kid is ceasing.

[@jesuschrist2886]

Love the fact that when a patient has a seizure he doesn't even react 😂

[@LedWolf7]

I see House I click House

[@bakhtazeem4992]

Kid starts to seize... House: Crrapp !!!

[@strongarm8937]

he said crap cause he lost at chess lol

[@markdurl8341]

very rare you encounter someone who makes house look positively charming

[@fikxhyh327]

Please make it 1 second longer next time 😉

[@nathanfan1130]

Fikx Hyh if they make it 10 minutes, youtube will start cramming adds into the video

[@user-im1jq3lw2l]

Nathan Fan we want them to make that cash money so they can carry on uploading

[@nathanfan1130]

Stars227 that’s also true thanks for letting me know Didn’t know that 👌

[@shannonclark8313]

trenbolonely it’s their official channel so adds wouldn’t really do anything

[@pearlynicolas2446]

OCD triggered

[@GilSanchezJr]

This was when Martin Shkreli realized he wanted to get into the pharmaceutical industry.

[@chuusily44]

When House "lost" to the kid , House did some shower thought type of thing with the chess game in his office

[@yeehaw8079]

“...You suck at this.” “We’re doing our best.” “That’s sort of my point.”