How a Dishwasher Beat the Best Soccer Team in the World

[@trickshotworld3369]

Fun fact: the British fans in London reading the news were so in disbelief that they assumed that it was a typo and that Britain had actually won, 10-1.

[@euanmcfarlane1272]

Hehe

[@SilverFang2789]

Americans seem to have a thing for getting upset victories against the British

[@euanmcfarlane1272]

@@SilverFang2789 j

[@henrywilson2136]

​@@SilverFang2789Always the common folk to upend British experience.

[@myrandomlife8881]

😂

[@Sugasano]

"Who's your goat? Messi or Ronaldo?" "Dishwasher guy."

[@phsycobunny]

Math teacher

[@xxboootxx]

Milkman

[@goldbirdie]

Joe Gaetjens my 🐐

[@AnonymousYToficial]

My math teacher

[@angelsfunstuff226]

delivery guy solos over all of you guys

[@synergy8879]

imagine getting smoked by a fucking algebra teacher 😂

[@illegalisntlegal]

"Try calculating this curve , you buffoons"

[@major1ty]

😂😂😂😂​@@illegalisntlegal

[@kushina382]

That teacher will later teach trigonometry to his students using that game as foundation

[@air-lg6sr]

​@@illegalisntlegal💀💀💀💀

[@BRY0402]

​@@kushina382id love to be that guys student, just imagine him calculating the trajectory and air drag from the ball

[@legolover562]

This just shows that overconfidence can be as bad as having no confidence at all

[@etcetc6790]

Yup. England team was lost not because the American team was good. They lost because they were goofing off.

[@HazeEmry]

Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

[@Elia-Burani]

How quickly the tide turns! ​@@HazeEmry

[@adrianocampo3392]

​@@HazeEmryWE ARE THE FLAME

[@Yoruharu]

Victory... A hollow and ridiculous notion...

[@嵓]

Imagine training for many years just to be beaten by a dishwasher

[@caseyzx]

364 likes and no comments? somebody has got to fix that!

[@shdsnsn3530]

@casey-- he has 28 likes

[@cpkcentury7622]

You again

[@caseyzx]

@@shdsnsn3530 i can see the future

[@NolanHOfficial]

Bro he ain't talkin bout the women's match 💀

[@TurtleSB]

Imagine your teacher coming back to class and being like "I beat Mbappe in football" 😂

[@seanpetaia]

I bit he actually did sooo yu don’t needed the word “ imagine “ alright :)

[@VCD258]

​@@seanpetaia Bet* You* Need*

[@JunNights]

... The 'Brann' (translation; 'fire') football team in Bergen, Norway (where I live) experienced something similar. They were so certain of a win that instead of still giving their all... they had the junior team play in their stead. And lost. Badly. They do unfortunately have a problem with overconfidence++ though. And so if they score the first goal chances are high they'll win the match. But if the other team score the first goal.. chances are high they'll loose (or at least wont get more than one more goal) even if said goal happened in the first 5 minutes and they should have had more than enough time to try to score two goals or more.

[@seanpetaia]

@@VCD258 nooo I didn’t. That a feed back 🙄

[@PandaFan2443]

​@@seanpetaia Mbappe wasn't playing back then buddy

[@austinhernandez2716]

Classic tortoise beating the hare moment. Arrogance can cost you the game. Be humble.

[@javieralejandrotrianapaz6343]

"Twice the pride, double the fall." -Count Dooku

[@rohanbenjamin8497]

The 1950 World Cup is honestly the best example of this because a similar situation happened in the final when the Brazilians were planning victory parades before the game against Uruguay. They ended up losing the final 2-1

[@Fligunem]

Nah that was honestly just terrible from the England side. It’s basically like the France vs Gibraltar game, and the French were probably arrogant going into that

[@senny-]

"Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer"

[@lulusnap]

The tortoise and the hare has the stupidest motto of all time

[@akhieakhie]

Messi and Ronaldo ❌ English teacher and dishwasher guy✅💯 Edit:thank you guys i never expected this much likes, you all are whole some kind people.

[@somerandomguy1]

They were American not English

[@Theguywholikesblueberries]

​@@somerandomguy1English is also a subject.

[@Bowl849]

The goats of soccer 😂

[@huhsz]

@@somerandomguy1English is a subject…

[@Professional_sleeper-]

ELA​@@huhsz

[@darling..............]

So not only did they lost to some dudes throwing out tea,they also lost to a literal dishwasher ☠️

[@sleepyearth]

I thought they lost to AI dishwasher or something. I didn't think it's several decades ago

[@Crackerxsmiler]

I jst love how they got destroyed by a math teacher 💀

[@Frontliner546]

I guess calculus is really helpful in real life.​@Crackerxsmiler

[@michaellischio7617]

We’ve had their number for 250 years😂

[@npc...O-k2n]

Harry kane was always a part of England

[@Versatidor76]

The humiliation must have been insane 😂

[@TheGoonMachine]

My dumbass read the title and straight up thought they lost to an actual dish washing machine

[@lorriegallardo8053]

You're not alone

[@matthewcheung7888]

"Pass the ball!" *Rumbling noises*

[@takobe7651]

​@@matthewcheung7888 Nearly choked on my food😂😂

[@crocs_n_socs]

Ok but at first I actually thought they won the game with a literal modern dishwasher 😭😭😭

[@JustDatKoolCow]

MeeToo

[@derkommissar4986]

Blud got profound mental retardation 💀

[@Mega-Tim]

This is men’s soccer tho

[@jeanneganrude8549]

Nah. You didn’t actually think that 😂

[@TheDMChannelPerplexity]

@@Mega-TimYo fax.

[@prvtthd401]

Hard lesson for any athlete. Never underestimate your opponent and stay disciplined.

[@jesiyajolly313]

Meanwhile the physics teacher calculating how much force it takes to kick the ball across the field

[@williamhrivnak7345]

The reminds of a similar situation when the the US hockey team of amateur college kids beat the Soviet team of professional adult players during the Olympics in the 80’s. The Soviets had beat them by 10 goals in an earlier match and got too confident and lost

[@ibnuaziz5079]

Another fun fact: during the 2002 world cup senegal was up against france, who is probably the best team at the time, and france are so confident that they would win against senegal so they did not train before the match. And at the end senegal win 1-0 against france and make a big upset and because of that france actually finish 4th what makes france did not go through to the knockout stage

[@theon216]

made me remember about 1966 north korea vs italy, when italy was so confident that they would win even with only 10 players, pak doo ik showed what being overconfident does. italy got knocked out 😂

[@MegaManXmyBeloved]

NGL we took an omega L

[@Chicken0126]

Freedom prevails once again🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@SS1971SS]

​@@Chicken0126The UK is more free than the US?

[@Chicken0126]

@@SS1971SS oi oi oi gotta license for commenting that?🇬🇧

[@infernohenrygamer8692]

Algebra teacher explaining why in order to win football you need to learn maths :

[@benjaminmorris4962]

Remember: The story of the Tortoise and the Hare isn't just some random children's story. It's a life lesson.

[@thepeoplesrepublicofarstot4679]

Fun fact: the guy who scored was a Haitian, but was in the US for college on a student visa

[@listey]

And never even became a US citizen.

[@DanMkeane]

He was killed by the Haitian police

[@erwinisme157]

Fun fact, still to this day, even recently, the U.S still has a streak of beating england in every world cup.

[@olliesmusic2586]

Yea what is that about 😂. England is pretty good now but America barely gets in each time.

[@nealdadhania3331]

the USA last beat england in a world cup in 1950 i believe

[@FlamesUp1602]

I feel like its the one country the US players are told to not lose to

[@e9cw196]

A streak? They have only beaten England once in the world cup from what I can find, seemingly this game. England shouldn’t have rested their good players 😅😬

[@BreakyOnline]

We didn't throw out that good tea for nothing lads@@FlamesUp1602

[@Official_Gurt]

Teacher was Definitely a Physics Teacher. Bro Did The Calculations In His Head

[@IHaveNoIdea-929]

*The physics teacher casually calculating how hard he should hit the ball so that it scores in 0000000.69 seconds* :

[@gato4002]

I read the title and i genuinely thought a dishwasher machine won

[@Dremag_Gaming]

The way it was going. Could have. 😆

[@andrewcuber8968]

bro predicted the tragectory of the ball 💀

[@LudwigFan-p9f]

Imagine losing to the people who do your dishes 😂😂

[@Lestyrin]

Imagine getting beaten by someone that has more experience with plates and mugs than football in a game of football 😭

[@MegaNocab]

Remind Yourself That Overconfidence Is A Slow And Insidious Killer!

[@zanderandrus7074]

Prodigious size alone does not dissuade the sharpend blade fits well

[@youraveragemonster]

These men were literally the underdogs am I right or am I right?

[@Michael-j4l3d]

A literal dishwasher and a microwave will compete in future tournaments

[@impracticalnuke]

"Let it be known, that overconfidence is a slow, and insidious killer." Smoked by a teacher and a dishwasher fr fr

[@t856joker3]

This sounds like a story an uncle would tell before he got that " career ending injury "

[@elnovillomapuchedehomerus2412]

Another obscure football fact is that argentina was one of the first countries outside africa with a black person on the team even when racism and segregasionism was a normal thing back them and yet people nowadays asks why the argentinian team doesn't has black players as if they didn't never have any before.

[@sleepysloothz442]

This is just the revolutionary War if it was a soccer match 💀

[@christophernugent4401]

Fax’s

[@BrandonXu]

Old Dishwashers be lik💀💀🗿

[@bungiecrimes7247]

Ong I thought this was be about women.

[@calebruggeri6357]

What’s crazy is that 5 of the starting 11 for the Americans were from St. Louis, and Not just St. Louis, one specific neighborhood of St. Louis

[@AmirAlwani]

The dishwasher that made the shot: “this is the move I call DROPPED THE SOAP”

[@Mustang_G]

Don't ask what candy their chemistry teacher is feeding them.

[@davidmcnamara3037]

Imagine being a student watching the World Cup and your teacher is balling out

[@BHuang92]

England: LOL!! Noobs!!! U.S: *I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move*

[@sinjin-kaib2443]

That dude was like “Normally I teach kids but I’m about to school you”

[@sealand000]

When I saw dishwasher, I thought he meant the appliance. Got me curious. Lol

[@therealPman219]

no you were right one of the players was a literal dishwasher

[@Iluvrexie101]

Sponge bob and Patrick: we’re the best duo Ash and pikachu:no we are School teacher and dishwasher: step aside

[@randombonapartist]

this is the second time the british got *SMOKED* by an untrained american force.

[@ScienceChild]

what was the first time lol?

[@beastman8908]

Really brought back the spirit of our founding fathers

[@flatgura8036]

This need a movie 😂😂

[@kyohisro1]

REAL

[@DanMkeane]

There's a documentary

[@gneu1527]

Imagine losing to a teacher and then getting dishwashed. This is why overconfidence is a bad thing.

[@bry120]

The dishwasher gained experience by kicking the broken dishwashing machine

[@cadbanesfavoritehat5655]

Me imaging a literal dishwasher machine shooting a goal.

[@kylin2550]

They were running laps for years after that 💀💀💀

[@jaysgaming1216]

*new argument unlocked*

[@ziqi92]

Pride cometh before the fall

[@Andy22075]

Im just imagining the math teacher doing the calculations for the pass in his head

[@priyaypatil2536]

I often used to joke with my English friends that you guys are such chokers in international football that even bunch of amateurs would beat you. Looks like it already happened 😂😂

[@BoolaidMan]

Imagine your high school teacher just goes home one night beats a national soccer team on live tv and comes back the next day. You'd never hear the end of it 😂

[@tyron7965]

I thought an actual dishwasher machine 💀

[@danish_inamdar]

People who play football know that the unpredictability of players who don’t play often is very difficult to beat.

[@adoyo]

Bro If I'm in the best soccer team who has practiced for years and I get my ass kicked by Mr. Brown from kindergarten class I would be outta there 💀

[@aribantala]

Mr. Brown from English class got hands and he's not afraid to throw them down 💪

[@adoyo]

@@aribantala LMAO FRRRR

[@DigitalHandle]

that teacher really said "calculate the trajectory of this kick."

[@JustK4Y1512]

And then thinking this is still too popular of an upset because it’s the World Cup. In cup games we’ve had these scenarios too funnily enough, for example in Spain where 3rd tier Alcorcon beat Real Madrid 4-0, in the Netherlands where there were 3 amateur teams in history reach all the way to the semifinals, including last year (where SV Spakenburg did it), and a few years back too with a team called VVSB with a department store worker who scored a beautiful goal to send them in the semi’s. And France even has a cup format which makes it easier for French amateur teams for making it far, even having some finalists in history (if they had won that would easily be the biggest upset ever). Also shoutout to Gibraltarian club Lincoln Red Imps for beating legendary club Celtic once in the Champions League qualifying rounds. Everyone seems to forget that 😅

[@destin430]

imagine you watch sports in your free time and you witness your algebra teacher break ankles

[@MAHIPALKUMAR-b9r]

In the latest cricket world cup where US was playing main Pakistani team they won the match and their team this time is made up of software engineers and mechanics

[@Orto4956]

Nah, getting cooked by a geometry teacher and a dishwasher in the World Cup is hilarious.

[@almoondiq]

*RAAGGGHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 NO PAY FOR TEACHERS*

[@Headbringer]

RAAAGGGGHHH🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸BEST DISHWASHERS

[@YourAAAverageEditor]

“Made a long pass to a dishwasher” What do you identify as? A dishwasher, someone won as a dishwasher

[@itsamemario75]

literal legends oh my gods

[@Sean91873]

I love football stories like these

[@EdwardT380]

A large portion of the English players had recently died in a horrific air crash where the Man United team plane crashed in Munich. This result was still insane though

[@10XID22]

Teachers fr put respect on their name 💯

[@km3106]

Now that America is becoming a hispanic majority country, and futbol is becoming more mainstream over there, Its only a matter of time before they win a world cup.

[@CatManOfTaste]

Trolling or regarded? Take your pick

[@アオインク]

If I had a nickel for every time a semi-professional team from the U.S. beat a powerhouse in the sport, I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.

[@theworldsgreatestjidiot9667]

That one friend who fucks around for the entire year wondering why their grades are shit

[@Jakes_psyche]

Teacher after goal: That’s you fucking do math 😂

[@madysonandres9571]

This is why you don’t get cocky.

[@jiyuhong5853]

Why did I think an actual dishwashing machine beat the team

[@jjerg]

As a long time US fútbol fan, I talk tall shiz about this game to all my English buddies. 🤘🏼

[@limerence8365]

He made it sound like just a random workmen's club football team, but they were professionals.

[@Mysteriomen]

The best soccer players were probably psyched out because the teacher told them they had to do their 10 year old homework

[@RobertRead-cj6ld]

You mean football

[@tanakisoup]

The thing they didn’t account for was the buff Americans get when going against the British

[@anitatreco7625]

This is why we won history likes to repeat itself

[@namikazelevi]

That teacher: "Let me TEACH you a thing, kiddo"

[@lynfawcett221]

And that would be when the balls were made from leather, and much heavier than the balls used today. And even heavier if they got wet. A great achievement. 🎉🎉

[@Arsontapir]

for anyone curious they then lost 5-2 to Chile and was eliminated

[@TurtleSB]

Clickbait, I actually thought it was an electronic dishwasher device

[@Cars49]

To be fair football back then was completely different but still good on them

[@anonymousCAT420]

The US football team has fallen on. Or would it be falling off?

[@kristianaquillen7931]

Off their game

[@Web_2567]

This is how I feel when I intercept a pass from my gym teacher who's playing on the enemy team in football.

[@dimimc174]

Remember something that you never heard of

[@mikesrandomanimations2870]

Oh so this is why every sports coach tells you to always play 100%

[@captain_commenter8796]

Homies good schooled 💀

[@DanCarloDioquino]

Never underestimate math teachers and a dishwasher

[@notsoprofessionalweeb]

Just like the Cricket championship recently.

[@mattb8412]

We had a documentary about a B level cricket teams journey through a season and they travelled to India for a game. While waiting for a bus they decided to get some practice in by playing market locals in a game for fun and got smashed. They were quite shocked and humbled but took it on board as an lesson on how passion is every bit as important as training.

[@Chris-55]

USA: WE WON!!!!!! - Next game *Looses 5 - 2 💀*

[@gfdx3214]

The teacher mustve calculated the perfect trajectory in seconds

[@warefareoid]

Coach was definitely fuming

[@baseballgod1102]

I think this is the Professor's inspiration

[@Youraverageterribleditor]

Fun fact:this is the second Time the Americans beat the Brit’s with like the worst luck.1776-1930?

[@zabtronics]

Imagine getting beat and then going to a restaurant with the rest of your team and you see the other team washing dishes in the back and serving you

[@Канал-ю9х]

"A low possibilty means it's not zero" ©Tokuchi Toua

[@amnaasjad2890]

The rabbit and tortoise story😂