How a Grandma Broke All of Armenia's Internet

[@halfasinteresting]

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[@tomseery3750]

Hi

[@mcrancher4587]

N word

[@JuanMartinez-oq3jm]

The 2 billion dollar bathtub in the Vatican

[@mcrancher4587]

@@JuanMartinez-oq3jm shut up

[@TheOfficialCzex]

Terabits, not terabytes. 1/8th the speed and 8 times the upload time that you estimated.

[@Sunflower-lk2xo]

A quote from her reads "I have no idea what the internet is" pure brilliance

[@knighted7491]

I only know copper.

[@cococraft9650]

I came looking for copper but I found 90% of Armenia's Internet Connection

[@koibubbles3302]

@@cococraft9650 gosh darn it, Armenia. You owe me some copper.

[@Ro_Gaming]

*give me back my gold!*

[@VainerCactus0]

Lucky.

[@dannlawrencellabore8060]

When the entirety of the nation of Armenia said, "no" I felt that

[@bw-leftturnracing7779]

internet is kil no

[@BothHands1]

had a very bill wurtz feel to it. love it 😂

[@mig-29]

4:11

[@mikhail_suslov]

@Left Turn Productions [LTP] Apolgy for bad elngsh Were wer you wen internet die I was on couch eating dorito Wen phone ring “internet is kil” *”no”*

[@qrdsn]

@@mikhail_suslov fuck i was literally about to comment that, but ur 4 seconds earlier

[@tarvivor]

The best part of this is the irony that "Hayastan" means Armenia in Armenian. The lady named Armenia killed the whole Internet in Armenia.

[@milkman4407]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[@Maxzes_]

She presented a death to the cables.

[@Chiaros]

They're Hayastan's cables, so Hayastan gets to decide what to do with them.

[@karenik2768]

thats like THAT 1 thing i was soo consurned about

[@psychoCRYY]

Gg

[@ThomasFarquhar2]

Grandma: ooh cable *cuts* Entirety of Armenia: *Windows XP shutdown sound*

[@Moros_Chronis]

Bold of you assume we Armenians have the budget to afford windows xp

[@ThomasFarquhar2]

@@Moros_Chronis so you're using 95?

[@Moros_Chronis]

@@ThomasFarquhar2 nah bro we still using the pcs that are the size of a small room

[@ThomasFarquhar2]

@@Moros_Chronis damn

[@Moros_Chronis]

@simon the news reporter ikr XD. like its obviously a joke, we can afford pc and stuff but its still funny .

[@thisperson6708]

Grandma: “If you don’t get off your computer I’ll turn the internet off” Me: *doesn’t get off* Grandma:

[@fieldmarshal7298]

It's death that you have chosen, -mortal- Armenia.

[@turquoisescreen7917]

Lol

[@thereyougoagain1280]

Buffering…

[@immortaltitan3839]

Like a boomer would even know how to even press a button lol

[@neonavarro918]

This is one of the best comments I've seen in a while

[@pegeonpera]

ⁿᵒ -Armenia, March 28, 2011

[@drgabe2908]

Where was you when internet die? I was home being genocided when phone ring "Internet is kill" No

[@JustA.Person]

@@drgabe2908 it's kil and you also didn't apologize for bad english

[@drgabe2908]

@@JustA.Person Apologies for bad comment Were were you when me comment die? I was home deactivating autcorect when phone ring "You comment is kil" No

[@JustA.Person]

@@drgabe2908 gud

[@L4wr3nc3810]

a classic Bill Wurtz moment

[@spectacularspaghetti1849]

Kid 1: My grandma knows how to use the internet, unlike so many other grandmas >:) Kid 2: My grandma took down an entire country's internet...

[@MarioChamuty]

That one Swedish kid: My grandma has the fastest internet connection in the world (reference: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oIrUcpKmdrOUj8k )

[@IndustrialParrot2816]

me: my grandpa has internet that disconnects from my computer ever time i put it in sleep mode

[@goomb8153]

They are also in prison, so...

[@Eradicator-jv9xr]

Kid 4 my grandma created a virus that shut down the world's internet for an hour and is now in supermax

[@sneedandfeed]

HACKER MAN

[@aregmartirosyan2076]

As an Armenian viewer this is true and when I found out that a grandmother did I was laughing.

[@VarkDark]

I'm Armenian too, but I don't live in Armenia.

[@alexanderbarnett4948]

And that her name is hayastan 😭😭😭🤣

[@iuliuscaesar9808]

what happened with the old lady?

[@iuliuscaesar9808]

@Nazda Azadov Poor lady

[@dynamicwarfare]

@Nazda Azadov Wait, seriously?

[@novemtigris3041]

She achieved every grandma's ultimate goal.

[@randomuser5443]

My grandmas both like the internet

[@Qardo]

Have no idea how much a lot of grandparents like the internet. Keeps a lot of them closer to family and friends.

[@lolicon453]

Qardo Facebook minion memes

[@frederickthikh8007]

Random User gay

[@imobilechan]

@@frederickthikh8007 ok boomer

[@Cabalex]

"Just pause it!" "I CAN'T GRANDMA, IT'S A MULTIPLAYER GAME!!" *"not anymore."*

[@pedronunes3063]

What if there was a ranked and EVERYBODY except one guy had their internet gone off. He would be like: Where did everybody go?

[@loweffortspeedster]

@@pedronunes3063 that happens to me too much in splat2

[@sometoadidot472]

This happened to me I was playing a rank game and everyone but actually disconnected I was like bruh why you leave

[@Cabalex]

@@loweffortspeedster A connection error has occured.

[@katt_reviews]

@@pedronunes3063 all you have to do is be as ugly as me and you can get that reaction every time!

[@chez9044]

I'm your Georgian viewer, which means that your voice travelled through that cable just for me and like 4 other guys

[@GeeTransit]

aaand 4 other guys liked your comment. there's your 4 georgian buddies

[@gaiusjuliuscaesar4000]

@@tinycockjock1967lmaoooo

[@gangbangmidnight841]

Chez make it 5

[@vasoconvict]

@@tinycockjock1967 if i could translate that it would mean "cheers" did it on google translate. cheers to the guy too

[@C0DE_ZER0]

The Hornet Spooklight what?

[@wetplant1748]

"What are you in here for" "Cutting Armenia's internet for 12 hours"

[@sednavaporeon7226]

She gets murdered by the younger inmates Younger inmates: how dare you! *kills*

[@Hero-oz9gx]

@@sednavaporeon7226 so edgy

[@hahani17]

"Woah... your hacking skills must be out of this world!"

[@xykleogd7180]

Slowly backs away

[@MP-vc4nu]

@@hahani17 Plot Twist “Cutting copper” is just a cover story, she actually hacked entire internet there at ease. CIA was too scared of her, they had to make a cover story up.

[@Dinoenthusiastguy]

I've never doubted my grandma's ability to download 32 viruses and send all her retirement money to a Nigerian prince but this is some next level shit

[@robconstant797]

Stealing copper from railways is quite a common practice

[@howtogitgud]

this is oddly specific and I bet there is some story there

[@bigdaddy7395]

but there is no Nigerian prince

[@Dinoenthusiastguy]

@@bigdaddy7395 A message from a "Nigerian prince" who needs your bank account info is a common scam.

[@null418]

@@Dinoenthusiastguy oooH explain

[@mrmimeisfunny]

The fact that Shakarian just cut a random cable she found next to the train tracks was just asking for trouble. Even if it did contain copper. Like what if it had to do with the train control jamming the entire train line or causing accidents? What if it was high voltage and would've killed her and/or cut power to somewhere important? What if it was rule of thirds? Honestly, she was lucky it was just an internet cable.

[@berndarndt9924]

What if she just wanted to survive by colecting copper.

[@sci_pain3409]

Bernd Arndt yes! copper! something to eat! bruh it’s not like armenia is a dystopia

[@hermanrobak1285]

@@sci_pain3409 The geriatric scavenger was in Georgia, the neighbouring country. Armenia was downstream of Georgia on that cable.

[@sci_pain3409]

Herman Robak ah alright, thanks for correcting but my original point still consists

[@hermanrobak1285]

Telecom companies used to be nervous about the amount of copper they had in the ground, with little protection. Power cables are much more scavenger repellent. By the way, this is one example of why third world countries have poor infrastructure.

[@bigpharts]

This happens all the time to me but instead of an old lady breaking my internet it's [Insert your country's hated internet provider].

[@orrins8554]

*shakes fist at sky* bt broadbaaaand!

[@kakahass8845]

And then they take literally like a week to realize you called them and then 15 weeks to come and fail to fix it and another 6 weeks to actually fix it.

[@howardbaxter2514]

COMCAST!!!

[@muscovymapping8896]

i.e. FRICKING CENTURYLINK SOMEONE PLEASE RUN FIBER OPTIC SPECTRUM CABLES DOWN MY ROAD

[@CaseySouthern]

TELSTRAAAAAAAAA

[@arko09]

Internet: deletes Grandma's cookies. Grandma: deletes Internet.

[@mare4135]

Underrated comment

[@wombat4191]

Nobody deletes grandma's cookies. Unless you go visit her and she kindly offers them along some tea.

[@EldelAguacate10]

@@wombat4191 *Coffee 😋

[@EllinikiDimokratia]

@@EldelAguacate10 Hot Chocolate

[@andranikhovhannisyan3715]

Brooo this comment is 💥☀️🔥🤣😎💪

[@radianzero]

Grandma: *Breaks Armenias internet* *BREAKING NEWS:* *_CYBER BULLYING RATES IN ARMENIA DROP TO 0%_*

[@CatholicWeeb]

We did it boys! *_Cyber Bullying_* is no more!

[@Stinger913]

Irish Eggs is Caoimhe pronounced as Keeva or Kweeva?

[@TheKurtkapan34]

however normal bullying sees a spike of 41%

[@SuperSmashDolls]

That's 'cause the grandma cyber-bullied the entire Internet all at once

[@grahamlive]

@@Stinger913 It's Keeva

[@iLupi]

She was looking for copper and ended up getting arrested by one.

[@yesno8840]

Yes

[@yesno8840]

Yes

[@allgodsnomasters2822]

yes

[@i.a7495]

@@SwaralaKoyilalu he's not wrong. Cop is a slang for police because their badge is made of copper.

[@Kyuupeomm]

Ok

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

When your grandparents are tired of blaming cell phones so they sabotage the entire internet instead.

[@Mr.khan_41]

OK boomer Edit:not meant for you

[@AxxLAfriku]

RARARARARARARA I just saw something very UNPRETTY! I looked in the mirror! GAGAGAGA!!! But I am the supreme KZbinr of this generation so it is all wonderful! Thanks for listening, dear kustin

[@gnomsrepnay]

@@AxxLAfriku huh

[@parkyounggyu44]

Yo are you a bot or something why are you on every single video

[@gnomsrepnay]

@@parkyounggyu44 Don't think so comments are specific to the video

[@deadendanimationsplus6084]

This is the longest 5 minute video I’ve ever seen

[@MrVuckFiacom]

This guy should be a politician! Stretching out paragraphs without really saying much at all.

[@Lyf4rMusic]

filled with 2 mins of sponsored ads lol

[@Crimson_Canadian]

Plot twist: it is actually closer to 6 minutes

[@mariocart2wrholder]

Technically longest 5 minute video ever would be 5:59

[@jimmyxmx]

It was actually painful to watch..

[@user-sm5sj6mg2t]

"Hayastan" means "Armenia" in Armenian, so in Armenian it was Armenia who cut off Armenia's internet. Trust nobody, not even Armenia.

[@francescograssi8923]

@Greko if Deutschland is the german word for Germany, why do we call it Germany?

[@JayGarrickFlash]

@@francescograssi8923 Our forefathers probably thought it better to not call it "Doucheland" 😂

[@zexops]

@@francescograssi8923 dutch actually turkey?

[@NasinasTV]

@@zexops dutch actually turkey?

[@online_cat]

@@NasinasTV dutch actually turkey?

[@robblequoffle8456]

Imagine if the Internet goes down, you think it's just you, but everyone in your neighborhood is. But not just the neighborhood, your city. And then you realize almost all of your country is without Internet, because a grandma cut an underground cord.

[@CanIcallyouMistah]

In communist east, when you have no internet, whole country have no internet.

[@iwillstealbradyandlockhimi3523]

@@CanIcallyouMistah You are dumb if you think that they had no internet when they were communist. The only communist country with no internet is North Korea

[@arrax5092]

@@iwillstealbradyandlockhimi3523 What?

[@iwillstealbradyandlockhimi3523]

@@arrax5092 wdym “what?”. My comment is stating something very obvious

[@adwitraj4923]

@@iwillstealbradyandlockhimi3523 i think he meant your username

[@zavedahmad2869]

everybody gangsta until Grandma cuts internet.

[@mitsvanmitsvanio6106]

everybody internet until grandma cuts gangsta

[@ekki1993]

grandma gangsta until everyone cuts internet

[@EP55241]

My mom does that every day all she does is unplug the internet

[@mitsvanmitsvanio6106]

@@EP55241 Good now you destroyed the chain of changing the words to the sentence.

[@EP55241]

Mitsvan Mitsvanio fixed it

[@eamonahern7495]

The entire country of Armenia went Expectation: NNNNOOOOOOOO!!! Narrator: "no..." 😂🤣

[@mangoboy3367]

..no..😁

[@dusk5673]

I replayed it so many damn times (￣∀￣)

[@MidnightSt]

us technology-addicted folks don't do much sports so we have weak lungs...

[@saya3517]

Creative comment!

[@highonsmog]

4:13 to 4:14

[@3v514]

Moral of this story: There is no copper in fiber-optic cables.

[@saltysaladOMG]

It actually has copper, those thicc cables use copper to transfer electricity to the boosters that get put every 40km or so.

[@valium4016]

Salty Salad might of missed the joke

[@Scarletraven87]

Fiber optic is an umbrella term that covers both fiber optics and high speed copper cables.

[@Scarletraven87]

@@valium4016 There is no joke

[@jerryboics9550]

@@Scarletraven87 lol, no.. There is fiber optic and there is copper.. The only 'umbrella' they both fall under is 'wires used in internet services'

[@RyanBrenner52906]

Babushka: “Get off the computer” Me: “Wait give me 5 minutes to finish up” Babushka:

[@Scazoid]

*Destroys the entire Internet*

[@eun5oo280]

*C Y K A B L Y A T*

[@hungryfareasternslav1823]

How to throw away money to a psychiatrist

[@ninishaqarashvili5248]

Actually babushka is a Russian word, We hate Russia because they occupied 20 % of our country, So if you want to be more relatable to Georgea pleas use georgian word " bebo" Or just go with English grandma We do not want to be associated to russia. Thank you

[@north-seascoundrel7328]

@@ninishaqarashvili5248 *armenia*

[@tubatootingraham8123]

Correction at 1:56: Tbps actually stands for terabits instead of Terabytes, internet providers measure speed in megabits, gigabits, etc.

[@thesenate1504]

In the UK, we measure it in Terabytes per second.

[@senorstinkyfeet7872]

@@thesenate1504 🤦‍♀️

[@kritkasemtewin]

Tbps = Terabits per second TBps = Terabyte per second

[@kritkasemtewin]

Everywhere in the world measured internet speed in (tera,giga)bits per second

[@SigEpBlue]

12.5 Tbps = 1562.5 GB/s --> Any way you slice it, that's a honkin' fat pipe!

[@altoticket]

Copper cabling theft in the last years is sadly becoming "a thing" here in Rio de Janeiro, and I don't mean scavenging old stuff on the countryside but some people actually cutting away good chunks of perfectly normal/active/working cables from main bridges and tunnels (somewhat easier and more discrete than climbing up electrical poles) to be sold as scrap. Whole neighborhoods end up regularly without telephone/cable tv and even mains power for days because of said practices... crazy times.

[@batsy3763]

Rio is shit

[@gergelyvarju6679]

The problem with theft we seen in this video is simple: When people tamper with anything next to the rails, they migh just disable key train safety systems and that can lead to collisions.

[@MrNicoJac]

Here in the Netherlands, we regularly have train delays because, apparently, some dipshit is quite good at stealing copper from the power lines, without either getting electrocuted or caught....

[@zubzero9593]

here in the Philippines after super typhoon rai, people are stealing working transformers for scrap because they broke AF

[@mardiffv.8775]

@@MrNicoJac I know of one case where the thief was fried. What does: "Levensgevaarlijk 30 kV" mean?

[@Potato_Smuggler]

"Hospitals couldn't download patient files" wasn't a problem, since Armenia has a high tech system of writing things down on some paper.

[@SupersuMC]

Artur Turkevych And the best part? It's 100% hacker-proof!...so long as they don't have the key. ;)

[@yutahkotomi5156]

@@SupersuMC What about lockpickers?

[@jnurse24]

A truly remarkable system

[@unitrader403]

@@yutahkotomi5156 one is loose, click out of two, three is binding....

[@andreidicu2882]

@@unitrader403 a fellow man of culture I see

[@MultiSciGeek]

Lives in Georgia but has the most Armenian name ever. "Hayastan" literally means Armenia, and anything ending in "-ian" is usually Armenian (Kardashian).

[@gigachaduneli1121]

yes she was armenian. many armenians live in georgia

[@whatrhymeswithrhylee]

I'm part Armenian! Never been or anything, but have an Armenian last name (or so I have been told)

[@gigachaduneli1121]

@@whatrhymeswithrhylee armenians are normally everywhere in world. it heard that three times more armenians live around world then in armenia itself.

[@OBsurdityTV]

Serk Tankian

[@Poffean]

@@gigachaduneli1121 thank the turks for that

[@escwithbart2003]

Funfact. That grandma's name - Hayastan - means "Armenia" in Armenian. Do I see some kind of coincidence?

[@FairyCRat]

Me too.

[@rudrasingh6354]

Coincidence? I think not!

[@Ptaku93]

I think that's not her real name and the author made a mistake

[@LittleWhole]

Ptaku93 No it was her real name, you can search it up

[@cochleari3245]

so armenia broke armenia's internet?

[@ratoim]

"I felt a great disturbance in the Internet … as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear some cable has been cut."

[@aslanyanhaik]

I’m from Armenia, and was planning to sue my ip when they told me that the internet cable was damaged by 75 years old woman

[@ajl1218]

Haik Aslanyan 😂

[@AzrinAziz]

Yeah. A grandma named Hayastan just broke Hayastan's Internet.

[@Tony-nl6pf]

Haik, I'm also Aslanyan. Possible we are distant relatives?

[@randomuser5443]

Nice

[@aslanyanhaik]

Tony maybe. My parents keep family tree book. I can check

[@martinaustin6230]

I did something like that when I was kid. I often helped my mom with gardening, and I remember seeing what looked like a vine going up our house. I tried to pull it down but I couldn't. Decided to cut it and saw it was metal inside. Pretended nothing happened and about 5 minutes later my parents were complaining that the TV doesn't work.

[@petermarshall1634]

You cut the broadband cable :( Luckily that's much easier to repair than a fiber line though.

[@martinaustin6230]

@@petermarshall1634 Funny thing is I never got caught. My parents called our ISP/cabel company. The guy found the cut, said it looked natural and fixed it for free.

[@LL-tr5et]

@@martinaustin6230 bet the guy was covering up

[@juango500]

@@LL-tr5et Oh! Mr. Birkins! it's just a natural thing! these things tend to wear off with time. maybe you have a dog that bit off the cable? well, it was no prob. I fixed the cable and you're good to go! [thinkin'] it must've been that kid over there... well.

[@richardlooch2109]

when i was younger i was fascinated by how these garden clipper things could cut so well so i decided to conduct my own uncontrolled science experiment by cutting everything cables that ran up the house, bushes, the inner door handle on the car, rods that i found outside, ladders, basically everything you could think of. then my mom tried to log on to her computer but this failed. i was caught but instead of punishment since i was like 3 i just got taught about cables not being meant to be cut how vandalism is illegal and all that stuff.

[@cedricye1767]

"This must have some copper in here" Armenia: *B R U H*

[@sus6788]

LMAO

[@CanIcallyouMistah]

Armenia: no...

[@aregmartirosyan2076]

More like in Armenia it was Wtf

[@sc5691]

4:13...I'm not expecting the "No" to be that small of a voice

[@Ryukai-san]

They didn't have any internet to do a shout out. 😉

[@theeligator8728]

Ryukai LMAO

[@dragnstuf]

@@Ryukai-san lol

[@Bananappleboy]

No...

[@MrsKoldun]

Funnily, her name is Armenian and her first name means “Armenia” in Armenian. 😀😂

[@sabribeser2268]

this is some kind of magic

[@VaroujMahtesi]

Armenia broke Armenia's internet

[@maruftim]

This Armenia thing is so funny

[@blabla-rg7ky]

they may have re-named her like that to hide her real identity so they could spare her from the publicity and/or radicals (if those even existed back then, and there). Also, I can't believe you arrest a 70+ year old woman that has no idea what she's done wrong. If they did arrest her it just reinforces my opinion that society is fucked up because it's being governed by fucked up people

[@leechyfruit4464]

@@blabla-rg7ky The cable wasnt even hers, even if she didnt know, she was still attempting to steal copper from somebody else.

[@hereLiesThisTroper]

You should create a video about that time Switzerland accidentally invaded Lichtenstein, twice!

[@PlanetEarth1369]

Actually, I think it was three times.

[@hereLiesThisTroper]

@@PlanetEarth1369 three times?! For a neutral country, they sure love conquering lol.

[@davidespanti]

@@Amlaeuxrai can Switzerland annex Lichtenstein by giving them a shit ton of convoys?

[@whathead07]

Nice EU4 reference Shadow Emperor.

[@davidespanti]

@@Amlaeuxrai by conquering the neighbors

[@timmccarthy872]

"The Black Sea, the world's greatest kidney-shaped body of water" Lake Michigan: ಠ_ಠ

[@fclp67]

Black Sea is better

[@randomuser5443]

fclp67 Just because it has Russian naval assets in it doesn’t mean anything without the ability to drink from it

[@fclp67]

@@randomuser5443 kinda fair

[@nomadMik]

Lake Merritt in Oakland is kunda shaped like Tasmania, which is shaped like…

[@profile.]

How is 58 000km^2 more than 436 000km^2, and how is that lake kidney-shaped?

[@DoctorAllanGrey]

"what's the moral of the story" don't go around with a shovel digging up pieces of land you don't own, and cutting underground mystery cables you most definitely don't own.

[@dcoy8666]

That lesson will serve me well in life.

[@fishy4reelz]

@Future Pants chill dude. Its a joke.

[@marvindebot3264]

Lucky it wasn't a 15kva power cable. I'm shocked she managed to cut it, have you seen the way those are armored? They are built to survive being accidentally dug up.

[@mikshinee87]

Life can be funny sometimes. Who knows what will happen to you. Maybe your white bread world will end at some point and you will be the desperate beggar. You never know.

[@mikshinee87]

@Future Pants Thank you. At least you have empathy while others are making kiddy jokes.

[@davitghazaryan6025]

ME: gets excited seeing his country’s name in the headline VIDEO: 80% is about Georgia

[@davitthar]

Davit Ghazaryan same lmaooo I even thought for a sec that I read the title wrong

[@linguafiqari]

Barev

[@stellar702_]

You claim all our stuff so we got revenge >: )

[@Themarjana]

@@stellar702_ truuuuuuuue

[@lonestarr1490]

So where have you been that day the internet died?

[@YaBoiiTrash]

When i worked for a local TelCo in the US doing underground fiber, we were warned to stay way far away from other fiber lines. Was told some of the bigger ones cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $1M USD per hour for being down. And it takes a minute per fiber ( some have 200+) to splice. not counting finding the damage, dig time and time to move equipment to the site.

[@namibjDerEchte]

It doesn't take a minute each if you have more than one person, which they most certainly would. Also, locating is very precise thanks to OTDR and getting people and the (not that big) equipment to the location shouldn't take long either, given that it's right next to an active rail line. If it's large equipment, put it in a nearby box car; otherwise put it in a passenger car and get the workers on the next train the right direction. 12h is excessive.

[@batsy3763]

@@namibjDerEchte he's talking about the United States where they have fiber optic cables everywhere not just next to rail road tracks

[@blazemajorofficial]

Ways to turn off the internet: Internet Settings, Disconnect: smart Unplugging the entire computer: more smarter Disabling your internet connection: big brain Unplugging the entire internet wire: mega brain

[@leapolinario5307]

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[@BITBITBIT-fd3gu]

galaxy brain: nuking the isp headquarters universe brain: destroying earth multiverse brain: deleting all information, removing the positions of electrons inside wires and photons inside fibre optics, while also turning the entire universe into a unmoving, unchanging mass of energy atom brain: using the internet

[@physicslover4951]

@@BITBITBIT-fd3gu Information can't be destroyed according to the laws of physics... Just saying...

[@BITBITBIT-fd3gu]

@@physicslover4951 wElL YoU CaN WiTh mUlTiVeRsE BrAiN!!!!!1!1!!

[@physicslover4951]

@@BITBITBIT-fd3gu nO yoU CaN'T AcCORdIng tO tHE laWs oF pHySIcS...

[@Majnik_]

1:55 it's terabits and not terabytes. If it is written with lower case b it's bits and if with capital B then it's bytes. So in this case as 8 bits are in 1 byte; the transfer speed would be: 1,575 TBps.

[@BrandonIngli]

For confused Americans: 1.575 TBps (

[@VarunKumar-oz2uj]

Yes exactly. It carries only 1.575 terabytes of data per second.

[@HeyItsDoodler]

Varun Kumar no you missed the point entirely

[@blue-lf1po]

Nerd

[@NotHPotter]

@@blue-lf1po Enjoy being ripped off by your ISP when you don't know the difference.

[@walessius818]

me: grandma, I'm not hungry. I'm playing with my online friends! grandma: *observe*

[@jandajanda2242]

This is a bucket and spade. An entire countries Internet: dear god There’s more No

[@indayteray8647]

Nobody: Armenia on March 28, 2011: *_Windows XP shutdown sound_*

[@josh_final]

Funny enough, Windows XP is still the most used operating system in Armenia

[@bioly300]

Windows 10: *comes out in 2015* Armenia: *ehh lets still use XP* Windows: *stops supporting updates for windows XP* Armenia Again: *lets still use XP*

[@yang3479]

~Do do do doo

[@riverdreams9510]

4:14 Do not use your headphones and do turn down the volume. That Armenian NO was the loudest shout of panic that I have heard in my entire life.

[@vcguerrilla6438]

Nobody: Babushka: Im going to do whats called a anti-gamer move

[@EvlEgle]

I'm going to do what's called a pro Gramma move.

[@giorgiiobidze351]

were you trying to write it like the actual georgian for grandma or are you just russian

[@vcguerrilla6438]

@@giorgiiobidze351 correct me if there's a grammatical mistake

[@giorgiiobidze351]

@@vcguerrilla6438 no no it is correct, but if you were going for the georgian word for grandma you should write bebia and bebo as thats what we call our grandmas

[@demosmemebrewery9916]

*tatik

[@danialamin252]

Internet: *exists* Grandma: *I am going to end this man's whole career*

[@Maxawa0851]

@@Vessick YES THEY ARE

[@darkox4172]

@@Vessick yeah your opinion is as useless as the "P" in "Pterodactyl".

[@jasssullivan2624]

What I would like to know, is how did they find out that she was the one that did it.

[@Gordanovich02]

Probably when she rocked up at a scrap merchant with a bunch of see-through 'copper'

[@menofscoobistherepublic7660]

she probably admitted to it

[@the_kombinator]

@@vikkran401 LOL all along the stretch of the cable? This isn't England's highway traffic camera system.

[@MidnightSt]

@@vikkran401 no need, it's an OPTIC cable, it can see on its own.

[@danielwilliams4776]

@ Gordanovich02 😂😂😂

[@mark9jpeg]

Moral of the story:Always turn off your multiplayer game in time so your grandma doesnt turn off the internet.

[@bread2512]

Fax

[@buriburizaemon9314]

Grandma: "Look they made a movie about The Smurfs grown up" Me: That's Avatar.

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

That made me laugh so hard.

[@MorganJServices]

Hahahahahahahaahahaha!!!😂

[@NewcastleFlyer]

Imagine spelling Tbilisi wrong, not once, but *twice*

[@EugeneAyindolmah]

I always thought it was spelled Tblisi. I even used to think it was pronounced that way

[@ndakeren8673]

tiblizi

[@JJ_Skippy]

I just noticed 😂

[@raediaufar5003]

What do you expect? He's not even georgian so it's not weird to pronounced it wrong

[@grdprojekt]

Good content for this year's HAI anniversary. The video about their mistakes over the year.

[@Lius525]

Fun fact: her name is Armenian (so she is most likely too) and her first name in Armenian literally means "Armenia" (Hayastan).

[@Ucmilyaryediyuzellimilyon]

sooo, Armenia shut down the internet of Armenia???

[@boulderbash19700209]

@@Ucmilyaryediyuzellimilyon wait for it .. wait for it .. Armeniception .. now you can clap .. guys? anybody? *sigh

[@darkox4172]

@@boulderbash19700209 *clap clap clap clap

[@SolarBaller]

As an Armenian, back then I hadn't even realized our internet was out till I saw it on yt

[@celiannegriolli7615]

Just wanted to point out that the tram at 1:17 is the one in my city, Angers on Foch Boulevard. The orange and black restaurant is called Joe Carpa. It’s pretty good too.

[@henriquemartinho2489]

Wich country?

[@salimkhd8713]

@@henriquemartinho2489 Google says France

[@iorekbyrnison1370]

ahahahahah, est ce que ça serait la couleur du tram qui t'a fait tilté ? le monde est village

[@aa01blue38]

www.booking.com/hotel/fr/marine.en-gb.html Image 28 out of 46

[@celiannegriolli7615]

@@iorekbyrnison1370 exact ! Ça et les bâtiments à côté

[@Gabowsk]

Armenia: *_From now on, minion memes will be hereby prohibited on Armenian soil!_* Hayastan Shakarian:

[@Azadgoli]

I wish minion memes would be illegal in Armenia

[@skybattler2624]

Who would win? An entire country's internet connection OR One snappy boomer.

[@sintasirait835]

She's older then boomer span age tho

[@menofscoobistherepublic7660]

the boomer

[@temo4564]

0:40 The territory of Mtskheta and "Great Mtskheta" was inhabited in the Early and Middle Bronze Age (III-II millennium BC). This city is one of the oldest

[@Tapakapa]

Hate to be nitpicky (no, I don't), but it's 12.6 TeraBITS/second, not bytes. Also "Tbilisi", not "Tblisi".

[@solarianv3]

Tapakapa shut the of up, i d i o t

[@Arminoderso]

hi tapakapa very nice videos btw ich kann deutsch sprechen xd liebe die deitschen videos

[@Tapakapa]

@@Arminoderso Griaß di. Daunk da schee recht ^_^

[@Arminoderso]

@@Tapakapa hehe

[@Arminoderso]

@@Tapakapa kannst du mal ein discord server machen? Wäre sehr nice!

[@marcoslima1086]

1:56 - 12.6 Terabits of data, equivalent to 1.575 Terabytes.

[@shadowxxe]

you could download my whole hard drive in 1.5 seconds

[@sinnison23]

Thank you, I noticed this as well. Eight bits = one byte. Drastically different.

[@harsht6583]

Ya he made a mistake

@@qvindicator Lmao

[@lowendrice5504]

Just wanted to say I am glad this channel exists. I love Wendover's content but this is so quick and light hearted great for at work time fillers or just eating lunch

[@lewismassie]

2:08 In a powerful twist of irony, at that exact moment I got a 'back online' notification from my WiFi

[@Cal90208]

HAI: What’s the moral of the story. Me: You should not cut random wires in the ground. HAI: You should get the Nebula and Curiosity Stream App Me: Wha... so we can break random wires and accidentally shutdown internet for a country?

[@muscovymapping8896]

Exactly! And you can learn how to do it quickly and effectively and maybe not get caught if you use the promo code for curiosity stream and learn how the pro burglars do it!!

[@MysShadowdragon]

CalRailFan90208 I mean she did get arrested so I wouldn’t recommend it... now if you wore a pair of gloves and stole a pair of shoes who’s to say...

[@Vexwisval28]

I hated that sponsor so much

[@justthatguy3760]

Me: Why do I hear boss music? Grandma: Turns of the internet...

[@edgelord8337]

*(To be continued)*

[@Ubersnuber]

Which turns of the Internet are you speaking of?

[@dice4572]

and the boss music stops 😂

[@patrickracer43]

No one: Random Armenian grandmother: "so anyway, I started cutting"

[@rysea9855]

Grandma: "When I was younger, we didn't have these fancy thicc cables"

[@Klrfl101]

It do be lookin kinda THICC tho

[@birisi916]

Ew Anime

[@rysea9855]

@@birisi916 And here I was thinking anime haters went extinct

[@Nothing-1w3]

@@birisi916 Ew you

[@mariocart2wrholder]

@@birisi916 Eww yo mama

[@davitthar]

“Hayastan” literally means “Armenia” in Armenian... hmmm 🤔😂

[@loneadder]

@Hernando Malinche she is Armenian :D there are many armenians living in south-east Georgia.

[@davitthar]

Hernando Malinche Hayastan Shakarian is Armenian as you could tell from her surname ending of “ian”. In fact, there are many Armenians living in Georgia plus both people have lived side by side for centuries so not much of a surprise if there are Armenians in Georgia.

[@tsartomato]

@@davitthar surprise comes from the rivalry between states during ussr

[@neiana]

@Hernando Malinche I wonder why there are (usually Central/South American) women named "America" in the US.

[@agme8045]

neiana im from south america and never met or heard about a person called like that lol

[@tsartomato]

3:57 "somehow" found a way "somehow" cut it naive

[@rfvtgbzhn]

4:31 why do Armenian hospktals have patient files on the internet? In Austria they are on the intranet, because putting them on the internet doesn't make sense because they are only accessible for the hospital of the patient because sharing them would be illegal anyway because of data protection.

[@paulelderson934]

You think every single hospital, general physician, clinic and medical facility have completely separate records on every person?

[@rfvtgbzhn]

@@paulelderson934 why not, it is the case in Austria (although there will be an electronic system soon, but you can opt out of it). If you want to share something with a different hospital or physician, you just bring it on paper and if they want to keep it, they copy or scan it. You get everything in print anyways.

[@MattAttacks]

"internet is kil" "no"

[@timandericonps2]

Your sole Georgian viewer reporting in ✌️

[@kolia5403]

Not the sole georgian viewer

[@sandrosaladze8095]

Yeah, you're not the only one

[@AlfredTsaizer]

And another one...

[@aixcastles]

@angel scribner you're making me feel less unique :c

[@Themarjana]

@@aixcastles me 2

[@ekesa07632]

As a Georgian I’m proud finally HAI is talking about some important stuff. Ok but seriously I’m glad we are mentioned ahaha, thank you lad 🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪 P.S Hayastan is actually Armenia in Armenian so this woman, with an Armenian name and last name, probably of an Armenian ethnicity, who lives in Georgia, accidentally destroyed internet in Armenia. I love Caucasus

[@alicema2481]

It is pure Caucasian karma/drama :))

[@violiman]

this person literally named "armenia" in armenian

[@АндрейСнайперКузнецов]

Well, a lot of people are similar. Some Jewish people are named Israel.

[@ASMRandrealubana]

I know a kid whos dad is from Thailand so they names him Thai 😣

[@supermannnblablabla]

I heard of a girl named Armenia in English and she was Armenian living in UK

[@aregmartirosyan2076]

Yes it's kinda normal.

[@krio1267]

@@АндрейСнайперКузнецов if someone is named israel, ill punish them severely for what they done to the palestinians.

[@kurtlindner]

When the _whole_ video is an ad for Nebula, and it's still a good video.

[@forTehMemes]

You really love making jokes last longer then they actually need to

[@rambo8wradio]

Yes. And we love him for it.

[@danshakuimo]

But we still don't know what happened to the grandma after she got arrested

[@mdgdiei3brifjche]

@@danshakuimo yeah i wanna get an update

[@homerogarzajr1787]

4:08 The moment when a 75 year old grandma cut off the entire internet of Armenia for five hours because she was looking for copper (Colorized 2225)

[@MeanManSlayer]

"this video was made possible by curiosity" nah i think the grandma had a big role in it

[@HughEtl]

Nobody: Hayastan: *snip*

[@Cal90208]

Logan Hewit this was a really bad one

[@Cal90208]

more like Nobody: HAI: You should get your free subscription to Nebula and Curiosity Stream, wait nobody was talking, get it anyway.

[@mynewaccount2361]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bHenlKyvoJudl9Em52s

[@Matando]

1:55 no you couldn't. KZbin's server's cap the upload bandwidth on their end too. you probably wont get anything more than 20mbps upload to their server. LinusTechTips mentioned it in one of their videos when they redid the networking in the studio.

[@jokelius1]

You must be real fun at parties

[@Matando]

@@jokelius1 What is a party?...... lol

[@chrisfloyd7316]

That little Armenian "no" was a well delivered. Made me laugh

[@zach11241]

When I was attending Humboldt State we had a similar problem. The internet would just stop working all across the county. A few hours to a few days later it would be up and running only for it to happen again and again for weeks. Eventually they caught the guy doing it. He was a disgruntled former employee who used to work on the fiber optic cords and he would randomly go out and snip the lines as a sort of “take that” to the company (and everyone else). I’m not sure how much they fined him, but I do know he is serving some serious jail time.

[@hannahgandon]

The voice is different!!!! I don’t know how BUT IT JUST IS

[@jvtps765]

Probably a new microphone

[@ultrak0w]

@@jvtps765 He sounds like he has a cold

[@Rerbun]

@@ultrak0w probably because he has a cold

[@wojtekpolska1013]

@@Rerbun coronavirus*

[@justsmallstuff4994]

He has coronavirus

[@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs]

Always nice to have a video bring up Armenia :D

[@ComradeFarquhar]

:irondab:

[@sonamartirossian7718]

Watching this from Armenia! Keep up the great work 💕

[@Themarjana]

sorry for the internet cut by us

[@georgewilson7432]

Did you experience the whole incident? How it was?

[@phantomroblox5724]

do you have a contingency plan for when she’s released?🤣🤣🤣

[@Cal90208]

Sona Martirossian Your gonna get so many questions now, should not have posted that

[@sonamartirossian7718]

@@georgewilson7432 Maybe, I did, but I don't remember 😅

[@levelmakertoiletpaperediti1778]

Grandma has more power than you think.

[@JerKKeR]

I remember seeing this story in the news back in 2011, it was hilarious

[@Nakaska]

My exam: one hour left to learn something My brain: How a Grandma Broke All of Armenia's Internet?

[@zed804]

Let me save you 6 minutes: a poor elderly woman accidentally cuts a fiber optic cable while she was scavenging for metals near a railway track

[@garrettk7166]

Thank you! I wish i'd have read the comments first. I was waiting the entire time for him to get to the point.

[@heartache5742]

HEYYY SPONSOR TIIIME

[@SavageGreywolf]

you don't 'accidentally' cut a wire you had to dig to unearth.

[@trla6505]

@@TimeSnake it was not, she stole it for cober and got arrested

[@mrflip-flop3198]

@@trla6505 She accidentally stole it, not knowing it was important.

[@anarghyasumanth8590]

The moment you realise "Hayastan" means "Armenia" in Armenian.

[@squeallymaniac]

As an Armenian, I never saw that being the name of a person before 😂

[@elijahhee]

@@squeallymaniac Being Malaysian, I was shocked to learn that there are Black women in US being named "Malaysia"... without knowing that their name is the name of a country 😂

[@lifeofabronovich7792]

@@elijahhee lol I’ve met several people named india too that way

[@gevorgvanarmenie9788]

There are Armenian with the name “thaguhi” which means queen in Armenian. Kinda funny

[@kingm3llo]

When your teacher asks the class what they did with grandmas for the weekend. I made cookies I did nothing I went shopping I served my grandma Weird kid in class: She abounded me and cut the most important cable in all the county Teacher...... Everyone else......

[@Cal90208]

No it should have gone like this: When your teacher asks the class what they did with grandmas for the weekend. I made cookies I did nothing I went shopping I served my grandma I saw her shutdown Armenia's internet. *Silence* *Silence* *Silence* Someone in the room: Oh so THATS why Armenia's internet died. Wait what happened? *Kid gets drowned in questions*

[@KyrstOak]

'Abounded'???

[@Vits2001]

This is what happens when 2 nine year olds meet over the internet..

[@freefymusic2024]

4:34 For a moment, I really thought he was gonna say "PORN" 😄

[@FirTool]

Lmao

[@eveblossomed]

He would have no reason to say "porn".

[@TheFoolishSamurai]

@@eveblossomed He had every reason to say it

[@DoodleNebula]

dirty mind

[@bobthebuilder1360]

@@DoodleNebula are u even human if u dont have a dirty

[@omaremam3225]

Wendover:Planesssssssssssssss HAI: hold my Railway

[@Karen_Mkrtchyan_Horquri_Gandz]

Fun fact. The name of the grandma Hayastan, is also what Armenians call Armenia in Armenian. So Armenia turned of Armenia's internet.

[@hexaltheninjawow9531]

Imagine if the grandma indirectly killed someone. Joe: mom I don't want you to die but don't know how to do CPR. I'll check the internet Internet: dies Mama: dies 80 seconds later Joe: no...

[@johnnymyers3738]

“no”

[@lucykitsune4619]

@💯 Qwonklet 💯 Wait is Austria the only country that mandates a first-aid course including how to do CPR before giving you a drivers license?! I thought every not stupid first world country did this. (I mean I kinda figgured the US wouldn't because idk Freedom-Big-Mac-Bullshit?)

[@wellmakeitworth1316]

@@lucykitsune4619 no, unfortunately not. Not in my country at least, First-Aid's optional, despite there being frequent emergency situations.

[@lucykitsune4619]

@@wellmakeitworth1316 Well that's just dumb. CPR and treating wounds isn't that hard you could (And probably should) teach that stuff in elementary...

[@lucykitsune4619]

CPR is simple: For adults 30 chest compressions in the rythm of the "Ha, ha, ha ,ha" in staying alive, then make sure no air can escape through their nose by pressing it shut with your fingers, tilt their heads as far back as possible and breathe into their mouth twice, repeat the chest compressions and if there's a defibrillator nearby use it. Most defibrillators will tell you what to do so you just have to follow what it says. Ellbows have to be completely stretched and the full weight of your upper body has to be on their chest. Your hands should be over eachother with the fingers interlocking and the palm should be just on their sternum between the nipples/breasts. If you crack their ribs, don't worry that is normal and better than death. Also the right chain of events is 1) Call an ambulance, 2) locate a defibrillator 3) hook up the defibrillator 4) Do CPR until the Ambulance arrives and let the paramedics do it from there. If the defibrillator says "Shock not recommended, pulse detected" or something like that check the persons breathing and heartbeat and if there is a heartbeat but no breathing just stick to the breathing in their mouth part.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

0:28 Cuba, wasn’t expecting that in a vid about a grandma. Although my abuela was great, she made amazing flan

[@ultimatestoryteller]

Plot twist : *The Grandma was Turkish so... she wouldn't even acknowledge her mistake*

[@LevaniBond]

Correct because i am from Georgia and the name of grandma is Armenian not Georgian :) *20% of my country is occupied by Russia*

[@64bitpr0gramm6]

The Armenian internet genocide will be denied by the Turkish government for the next century

[@konplayz]

LevaniBond no it is not. Abkhazia and South Ossetia are happily independent and not oppressed by you :)

[@phantomroblox5724]

LevaniBond you mean the self proclaimed “south osseta”? I watched a vice documentary about it.

[@markhenley3097]

@@phantomroblox5724 The Russian Army act as peacekeepers in the region so Georgia has no authority in the area.

[@apoghossian]

the final irony is that not only is the grandma an Armenian minority, but her name (quite rare) means "Armenia"

[@hahanamegobrrr6667]

bringing "phone bad, book good" to a whole new level