How a Simple Human Breakfast Confused the Entire Alien Class / HFY / A Short Sci-Fi Story

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@eriolduterion8855 2 ай бұрын

"So, " Chaitar said, "your species considers getting up with the left foot first, starting the day wrong? How does eating breakfast help with that?" Ziltrax hissed, "And Humans consume the unhatched young of another species for breakfast?"

@drmayeda1930 2 ай бұрын

If the eggs can hatch. Unfertilized eggs won't hatch

@sonet66 2 ай бұрын

A Full English Breakfast would blow their minds and probably kill half the galaxy

@LiveFreeOrDieDH 2 ай бұрын

Before agriculture, it took many hunters to bring down large game. This was more efficient than each person trying to hunt and trap their own small game. After agriculture, it took many people to produce grain and raise animals for food. Cooking for many is more efficient than cooking for 1. Eating while socializing is multitasking. It's actually very efficient use of time.

@jaystewart1420 2 ай бұрын

Eating together comes from hunter gathering tribes. Food was collected for everyone, and if everyone wasn't eating together, someone could have been stealing from the group. Which is why we feel guilty about eating when others aren't. Our instincts are saying we are harming the group by keeping food to ourselves.

@street1111 2 ай бұрын

Sausage gravy and biscuits that'll make them talk

@davidbaldwin9830 2 ай бұрын

Nice change from how amazing humans are....

@whoareyouwhenimnotlooking 2 ай бұрын

Ever walk thru a room and feel like 🍖 🥓 🥩 🍖

@KefkeWren 2 ай бұрын

"Itooloveroboticvoicesthatdon'tpausebetweenwordsorsentences,makingthestorysoundstiltedandhardtofollow,"theysaidwithsarcasm.

@sasud.5419 2 ай бұрын

That why the AI has no time. He is stressed because there is to reading the next Story...and dont forgett AI is not paid.😅 I slowed down an 0.75 speed. I'm not an nativ speaker.

@SiegeTF Ай бұрын

Living on protien paste would probably be a one-way trip to (colon) cancer-town.

@5PercentPresent 2 ай бұрын

I like the concept of this story, but the robotic voice delivering very little inflection and a lot of improper pacing seems to exacerbate a sense of repetitiveness in the narrative. The aliens are confused. Breakfast is more than survival. The aliens are confused. Breakfast is more than a ritual. The aliens are confused. All of the alien dialogue is probing, all of the human dialogue is expository, and the voice simply makes the lack of dynamics in the characters' conversation all the more stark. I like the actual voice better than many others, but its skill-level in narration leaves much to be desired.