0:00 What was It Like to Be a Gladiator in Ancient Rome? 18:13 How Corrupt was the Roman Senate Really? 32:50 What's the Deal with the Roman Gods? 46:51 The Roman Emperor Who Tried to Make His Horse Consul 59:46 Julius Caesar and His Pirate Adventure 1:06:22 History's Literal Deadliest Fart and the Origin of Mooning 1:20:49 Intentionally Removing People From History (Damnatio Memoriae) 1:24:45 Did Nero Really Fiddle When Rome Burned? 1:32:23 That Time the Title 'Emperor of Rome' was Up for Auction (and the Sorry Soul Who Won) 1:43:42 The Colosseum's Big Brother, The Circus Maximus 1:49:35 Are C-Sections Really Named After Julius Caesar? 2:00:12 Where Did Goth Teen Subculture Come From and Why is it Associated With Roman Invaders?
@GiveWarAChance3754 ай бұрын
20:00 you speak of their republic/democracy not being like our modern government due to all the corruption……😂
@michaelanderson27104 ай бұрын
😅😊ij😊inn😅
@peterleopold81733 ай бұрын
Oo
@ryankarl84724 ай бұрын
Today I found out Simon has 42 channels
@Joshua-gt7pz4 ай бұрын
He's very prolific. 😂
@LeBionArc4 ай бұрын
Really? I find that hard to believe. I was certain he had more
@davidpeterson56474 ай бұрын
JUST 42?!?!
@davidpeterson56474 ай бұрын
Just 42?!
@ryankarl84724 ай бұрын
" 10k Toot"..?
@tylergebert32854 ай бұрын
"many gladiators would not survive their first fight" every dude watching: " I would survive my first fight"
@kyledabearsfan3 ай бұрын
"I'm going to live forever, so far, so good"
@LlamaArmy4 ай бұрын
You guys are awesome, these long videos are perfect for when I'm at work. Thanks for the uploads
@leebrock47834 ай бұрын
Aren't you supposed to be working while at work? Isn't that the entire reason you're being paid, because you're "at work"? Please don't tell anyone what your job is. The market will be overwhelmed.
@williamjeffersonclinton694 ай бұрын
@@leebrock4783100%
@LlamaArmy4 ай бұрын
@@leebrock4783 You jealous? Are you a professional douchebag? If not you should consider it, you've got the talent.
@KimB0ngUn2 ай бұрын
@@leebrock4783I Shut up you whiny nerd
@alexcheskie94462 ай бұрын
@@leebrock4783I mean if you want to drive a shitty truck around you can have my job
@jackvos80474 ай бұрын
Circus Maximus might possibly be the largest stadium ever!! The largest modern stadium has a capacity of 150,000 only just matching the lover estimates for Circus Maximus.
@leebrock47834 ай бұрын
It's crazy. Hard to believe they built that so long ago.
@SpectrumofSmarts4 ай бұрын
And for a plus 5 happiness bonus it's a no brainer. Definitely get it built before you establish too many cities though, or you're forever chasing Circus that needs to be built as a prerequisite
@charlottejay1364 ай бұрын
Whoa! A 2.5hr today I found out, what is this casual criminalist?
@RonaldBelanger4 ай бұрын
I think it time that Simon teach a master class on KZbin documentary channels and how we ourselves can too.🙂
@TheRealMarkyPea4 ай бұрын
Today I sleep to Sleep to Simon telling be about death. Wonderful.
@olovlundstedt5073 ай бұрын
This video is what i have been falling asleep to every night since uploaded, thank you simon! 🙏
@TisiphoneSeraph4 ай бұрын
The sound differences between some of the videos is really substantial. Other than that - love this!
@Alexander-zm8oq4 ай бұрын
Love Therese Long multi topic videos. Keep it up 😁
@drgunnwilliams82394 ай бұрын
The Ottawa Senators are the 3rd most winning team in the NHL of the Stanley Cup. They have won 11 Stanley Cups only exceeded by 2 by Toronto & 24 by Montreal. Considering there are 32 teams, 3rd most winning is not bad. The only catch is they won their Cups between 1903-27. Second place Toronto last won in 1967 & Montreal in 1993. With american teams having far bigger venues and ability to pay top dollar, Canadain teams have been locked out of having the best players, playing "Canada's Game".
@route20704 ай бұрын
And Simon doesn't watch many sports, so I am assuming a writer was just having some fun, and I don't think a Canadian team has won the Cup in roughly the past 30ish years.
@trevortaylor95364 ай бұрын
It’s the tax, not the venues. Canadians are communist and take all of your money
@brennanhoffman55353 ай бұрын
i think the joke was in reference to them not winning the cup in nearly a century, and the fact that they do kinda suck
@brennanhoffman55353 ай бұрын
@@route2070 soon
@mykullthecimmerian7183Ай бұрын
🤣
@chrigdichein3 ай бұрын
Jesus, what a good channel 👍🏽 I am amazed watching for years
@padawanmage714 ай бұрын
“Do you like movies about gladiators?”
@travisjordan38534 ай бұрын
"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
@stephen-ng4 ай бұрын
"Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
@WizzleJizzy4 ай бұрын
The wheat field scene is my focus place when in pain, also my relax place when pooping. YOU ASKED!
@williamjeffersonclinton694 ай бұрын
Do you like to hang around gymnasiums?
@stephenhamel94644 ай бұрын
LOL! I still love “Airplane!” 😂
@flufffycow4 ай бұрын
Could syphilis have caused the symptoms in Caligula
@leebrock47834 ай бұрын
One can only hope.
@isaacshaver62184 ай бұрын
Yes....that & Lotta inbreeding
@semaj_50224 ай бұрын
I always assumed it was a stroke or a heavy, extended fever. I'm more partial to the latter hypothesis. Especially if he was already predisposed to mental illness, a prolonged fever could have really messed up his brain.
@christopherhammond94674 ай бұрын
Highly unlikely I think that was a new world disease
@christopherhammond94674 ай бұрын
@semaj_5022 there's also the possibility that his enemies did a post mortem smear campaign
@marin24354 ай бұрын
Are we sure Simon isn’t using a Time Turner to record in all his channels.
@prestoncastle98254 ай бұрын
Simon I’m finding you everywhere right now, I’m certainly not complaining tho. Always great work on every channel. Much love from a begrudging American (at least for right now 😅😢)
@Lucky149704 ай бұрын
8:41 There’s something just wrong about how the picture slowly pans down til the point that we see the winning gladiator crushing the losers balls by stepping on them!!
@DTk55844 ай бұрын
Freud would have a field day with you 😂
@Don_cheedle12 сағат бұрын
Simon’s like the educational Key & Peele, there’s always something you haven’t seen
@Marykate4654 ай бұрын
We all know how much Simon loves talking about Ancient Rome lol
@vicentejuarez35284 ай бұрын
Do a video like this on Ancient Greece
@Zamiiz4 ай бұрын
Putting the Maximus in Gluteus Maximus
@Vid_Master4 ай бұрын
Caked Up Dumper
@sarameyrick71822 ай бұрын
Seriously, watch the series Spartacus, the training scenes are amazing ❤❤❤❤
@a.nelprober-rl5cf2 ай бұрын
YOU AGAIN!!!
@oxylepy23 ай бұрын
16:19 I am adding that to the list! That's up there with "it's not like it was the last one, they're still making more kids"
@StefanMedici4 ай бұрын
I just came to watch this knowing how little our Fact Boi cares about the subject matter. Yes it's a compilation, but you can tell. He speaks quicker hoping to get through it quicker. In the eyes out the mouth. 😂
@NoNeedForSensorsOnYouTube3 ай бұрын
CUMANUS. Name checks out and suits him fine......😂
@JuanWonOne4 ай бұрын
Is simon having work done on his place? I swear i can hear hammering or knocking in the background. Edit: it might just be his ginormius watch hitting the table
@SuperJusSaiyan3 ай бұрын
49:44 haha, you should do a Maybelline ad Simon. This is graceful. Like ballet or something. The Olympics are over, homme! Maybe next time.
@EmmaChaffer-v3v3 ай бұрын
The horse didn't have a marble "manager"... Rather a marble "manger" (feeding trough)... Lol
@sigh8244 ай бұрын
58:31 I know assassinations were somewhat normal back then, at least compared to now, but that just makes me wonder why it took so long to take Caligula out. Dude sounded absolutely insufferable
@evertjan947923 күн бұрын
Because he was absolutely loved by the people. He was incredibly popular. The upperclassmen hated him. EDIT:Most of what is written about Caligula is after his death, to make him look worse than he probably was. The "horse for senator" thing for example is a total fabrication. He just loved p*ssing off the elite, he showed them they were nothing special.
@user-vo4wc2jz8g4 ай бұрын
Contender rrrready - 3, 2, 1
@304Hibachi4 ай бұрын
This dude has to be a cgi AI generated info bot
@someonenew3478Ай бұрын
It called deviled because its spicy. The mustard and paprika. There is also deviled ham, devilled chicken.
@patrickskramstad14854 ай бұрын
52:11 Optimus = best
@michaelb17614 ай бұрын
Script courtesy of the Brain Food Show. I miss that podcast, but understand why it didn't last.
@WillVogt4 ай бұрын
Wait... today I found out that Julius Ceasar was never actually an Emperor of Rome....
@lucus012 ай бұрын
1:32:44 Diddyus???
@KYskeptic4 ай бұрын
Mid WIFF er-y, love it :)
@Rohvannyn3 ай бұрын
I SMASHED that Police Verso button!
@FeatheredDino4 ай бұрын
I imagine it would have been analogues to UFC today, with a considerably higher chance of being mamed or killed.
@DrTarrandProfessorFether4 ай бұрын
Denarii is not the money Roma would use… it is a type of coin.. a Denarius is 4 (four) Sestertii. Sestertius is called “HS” and is the unit of account (like the US dollar is the unit of account while $20 can be a $20 bill, two $10, 4x $5 and mix and match. A Republican denarius was 10 AS (copper coin) and still 4x Sestertii (small silver coin… Sestertius means “2 and one half”). But in 1st century BC, the denarius was change to 16 smaller AS and the Sestertius became a large bronze like coin. In the new Roman show “Those about to die” use Sestertii most the time.
@someoneelse271625 күн бұрын
Instead of just a thumbs up/thumbs down, we need a shaking fist choice, to confuse the whistle
@ajdean29744 ай бұрын
Lol the quotation of the fall of the senate just has me looking at the US like... 👀👀👀
@string_fellow_hawk4 ай бұрын
Wow great morning listen.
@oliviawolcott83514 ай бұрын
ok. we need a gladiator movie that is just WWE with swords.
@olecapie2 ай бұрын
It's Soo-Z and the Banshees! Lolz
@Zedisdeadbaby6664 ай бұрын
That dude is the type of guy you'd never want to talk to.
@button96 күн бұрын
is this an official channel? Why is it edited so wonky?
@Nikephorus4 ай бұрын
"Not to be confused with the Ottawa Senators who are a bad hockey team?" Someone did their research.
@BlackJeepConvertible4 ай бұрын
TWO HOURS?!
@mikaelaltairbruneau05504 ай бұрын
What does a deadly fart have to do with Gladiators? 😂🤔
@jackvos80474 ай бұрын
You've not heard of the gladiator Fartus Maximus?
@mikaelaltairbruneau05504 ай бұрын
@@jackvos8047 I just looked it up. Nope. Never heard of that child's books🤷♂️
@MarkBrockman19564 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@MarkBrockman19564 ай бұрын
@@jackvos8047😂😂😂
@JuanWonOne4 ай бұрын
I thought the gladiators name was Uranus stinkus.
@robertmcfarlane3104 ай бұрын
The Greeks had games. The Romans had “Speckles “ ?
@Crioten4 ай бұрын
Starfishes love you
@hebdjd0ke7894 ай бұрын
Puff Didius, the Roman Liz Trussius.
@russellneal12634 ай бұрын
2hrs of glory
@LongNickOfDaLaw4 ай бұрын
Thanks now I want a Caesar salad 🤤🤤🤤
@Mr.Vape4204 ай бұрын
I mooned a teacher did not know this. She saw me later and I forgot conversation but I didn’t get in trouble. I was 13.
@billhayesiii3 ай бұрын
Romulus killed his hillbilly brother Remus thus Rome became a city
@krishurlburt73754 ай бұрын
That Adam ruins everything guy stated gladiators weren't killed and treated like race horses. Ive been arguing that claim for years. They would reinact battles and the losing side were typically nobody gladiators pulled from the lyme stonw quarry
@admdubya21073 ай бұрын
You…have been arguing that for years. With who and in what capacity? 😆 Have you been successful?
@Gobbledygoober4 ай бұрын
I’ll see y’all when I wake up
@hervigdewilde35994 ай бұрын
I think some American _"Christians"_ would be quite happy to restart the Games. 🤣🤣
@crispyone25643 ай бұрын
Lmao the senate back then sounds exactly like what ours has devolved into. Hey whatever happened to those Romans?
@teeess95514 ай бұрын
Whem Rome burned?!
@ryankarl84724 ай бұрын
Siiimooonnn!!!
@collins2904 ай бұрын
Woooowowow dude!? Easy on my Ottawa Senators! They're trying their hardest!
@ejswrestlingjourney98574 ай бұрын
You ever find it odd that anytime anything has to do with the history of Rome it’s always a British person covering it? Or how in all the movies and shows (not counting barbarian series) they are always played by Brit’s? And the Romans were not even Anglo Saxon? They owned the English territory for a cup of coffee. And the Brit’s are the ones that rock them the most.
@tatogod35733 ай бұрын
That's mostly just because of what we associate with those voices. The reason it's usually an English guy covering Roman stuff is because people with English accents make great narrators, they tend to have pleasing voices with an air of sophistication, hence why most famous narrators are British, that really goes in general but also it's obviously an English speaking thing, if you were a native Spanish speaker watching Spanish videos on the topic it most likely wouldn't be a British guy. Same thing goes for the accents in media, we associate those posher accents in England with high society, regalness, and Europeans in general. It's a way of communicating to the audience information about the characters, and also because it's what we're familiar with.
@flashgordon37152 ай бұрын
Leslie Neilson
@ryankarl84724 ай бұрын
10k Toot
@SpectrumofSmarts4 ай бұрын
What is this? I've seen it written a few times
@DTk55844 ай бұрын
TIL all their merch is sold out
@allroadsleadtoadventure7 күн бұрын
you censored davids junk.... oh KZbin, its gone too far lmao
@EmmaChaffer-v3v3 ай бұрын
WTF happened 1/2 say through?!?!... Bye Simon 😂
@sluddzy094 ай бұрын
I really want to listen to this, but I can't because of the rhythm with which you speak.
@TheWhitefisherАй бұрын
1 volume max the whole way through.
@couchdweller93644 ай бұрын
18:17 this coment is so savage
@JasonSmith-f3b4 ай бұрын
Farts are funny 😀
@dxdynamite474 ай бұрын
Latin has a hard c, not a soft c. Words with c in them should be pronounced as if it was a k.
@DrTarrandProfessorFether4 ай бұрын
The letter “k” is a Greek letter like Alpha, Beta, Gamma. So you never see a k in Latin. Correct, all “C” in Latin like like “cake” or “candy”. And V is a “Wa” sound. No W… it gets complicated . Salve (“sulway”)
@dxdynamite474 ай бұрын
@@DrTarrandProfessorFether Thank you for expanding on that.
@isaacshaver62184 ай бұрын
Christeans?
@workingguy-OU8124 ай бұрын
TIL that Canadians don't elect their own senators.
@dravendenison78292 ай бұрын
You are talking so fast it’s bordline annoying
@Humanh8red3 ай бұрын
Title? Deadliest fart?
@timlamiam2 ай бұрын
yea f the Senators lol. Bad hockey team is right
@mickymoist3 ай бұрын
Speakinv as an old school PC nerd, I dislike Apple and all their products. Always have... Ive had 2 iPhones in the last 20 years and although they function, the lack of Third-Party innovations for apps/gear and prices quickly veers me back to Android. I dont boycott Apple... it just sucks. Their Home Computers and Phones are corporate owned bricks
@giselematthews79492 ай бұрын
I used to have my own computer business. It folded and I got a job as a tech with apple. I can't tell you how much I despise apple. That company is a racket.
@grantrizmo2002cb4 ай бұрын
Ill tell you what its NOT like...and thats "For Those About to Die" on Peacock. Complete trash.
@trevorsmith40534 ай бұрын
History's literal deadliest fart! Ahahahahahahaha omg typo of the year
@DJ.Michelle2 ай бұрын
Why in the world are you talking so abnormally fast??? It's seriously distracting n makes most of what you say not even register... please STOP.
@RTD5533 ай бұрын
Today I found out I am a woman.
@BryanTTga4 ай бұрын
This shits weird
@williamjeffersonclinton694 ай бұрын
Female Gladiators fought in only 1 style. Scissors style
@lovelyangelicslime15944 ай бұрын
First
@lillyanneserrelio21874 ай бұрын
This video about gladiators is LONGER than the movie Gladiator with Russel Crowe
@BlackToof4 ай бұрын
You make good content sir, but the way you pause or rather have a period between each word gets on me nerves. Not your fault of course.