HOW ARE YOU THIS DUMB?! KEEP TALKING AND NOBODY EXPLODES ft. Jesse

xQc and Jesse attempt to diffuse a bomb.
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[@skengblazerentertainment1358]

Jesse screaming "beep beep" is killing me honestly

[@Coco-xq7zh]

Baep baep baeeep

[@leafswagg1]

Nah fr, that shi had me rolling for a good 30mins.

[@gabrieliusbalandis]

havent laughed harder before

[@Habibi618]

RIP😢😢😢😢

[@huh4276]

"did you die though?"

[@rookieerror]

When Jesse starts saying beep beep was so funny

[@syrf6327]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@xvor_tex8577]

Baype Baype

[@Sparkydj24]

I can’t stop laughing 🤣🤣😂😂😂 why does he keep saying beep

[@TheUkey79]

no

[@masonlobster]

wow, the skill diff between this and the last video is insane. massive improvements on both sides

[@bio6588]

Classic Jesseh

[@mikul163]

I love your pfp homie!!! Punpun is one of my favorites series

[@heeyaimak2587]

@@mikul163who is dundun

[@AiR1DaN]

I need a video of this every hour on the hour for the next 26 business days no hat on a tower

[@imBigo]

This is non negotiable.

[@crosshartman1392]

no cap on a stack

[@vergil2]

​​@@crosshartman1392 how do you even use youtube emotes

[@rudrakotadiya]

​@@vergil2 like this

[@alimdzon7994]

@@vergil2 work on my android phone but not on ipad idk

[@alimdzon7994]

I like the part where Jesse switched from beep to bape, then yelled its morbin time and morbed into morbius

[@sorrow_Sam]

Jesse is so fucking funny

[@sheepthoughti6178]

if dumb as fuck is funny, yea i guess

[@Leander_2000]

and hot

[@Fluvv]

@@Leander_2000AYOO

[@alscaldes9200]

@@Leander_2000 🤤🤤🤤🤤

[@Joeyfield0]

23:08 when the teacher says time's up and you forget to flip it over

[@solarlegend9813]

BEEP BEEEEEEPP

[@lunarleaf]

7:00 - 9:30 this whole segment had me dying, Jesse is too funny, whether or not he's being intentionally retarded

[@andrelegree8445]

r word

[@alimdzon7994]

Boi restarted

[@Maxwellish]

r 😱😱

[@lunarleaf]

@@Maxwellish r

[@Andrewk19837]

Anyone remember the classic from when he played a while ago “what are vowels” “A o e o i o i”

[@ekolaz3218]

6:36 Nah bro those are our bomb operators we bouta meet jesus on this one 💀

[@yunggod3076]

6:41 It's Poke's Doot, doooot from 2019 all over again 😂

[@NotByrdWyng]

I truly love these guys 🙌🏽

[@lorenzosaez2688]

6:48 this is just... something else man holy fuck i just can't stop laughing

[@toastie4305]

6:40 I CANTT- THIS IS TAKING ME OUT LMAO JUST JESSE SAYING BEEP 8:28 BROO 14:35 it sounds like he's saying vape at the end lmaoo I CANT STOP LAUGHING- 11:15 13:46

[@redmoonrise6507]

VAPE OMEGALUL

[@skyknightu]

pls more... MORE I WANT FUCKING MOOOOOOOOOOOOORE this fucking shit is too funny NAILS NAILS NAILS

[@nailssssssssssssss]

NAILSSSSSSSSS

[@lunarleaf]

@@nailssssssssssssss nails guy PagMan

[@skyknightu]

@@nailssssssssssssss NAILSSSSSSSS

[@ivancarlos4951]

On his gaming channel, check it out

[@AggressivelyLoving]

How Felix solves the wires on his own way is fascinating to me and I don't understand how he does it.

[@squeebers]

9:30 chat saying "LEAKED" at this point is hilarious to me!

[@gerguren5483]

So, the other day, I decided to try my luck at a stand-up comedy open mic night. As I stepped on stage, I mustered up all my confidence and told my first joke. The crowd stared back at me, completely silent. Not a single chuckle. Feeling a bit disheartened, I continued with my set, hoping for a better response. But joke after joke, it was crickets. At one point, I even heard someone in the audience say, 'Is this guy for real?' But I refused to give up. I soldiered on, delivering punchlines with conviction, despite the awkward silence. Finally, I reached the end of my set and walked off stage, mentally preparing myself for the worst. But to my surprise, as soon as I stepped off, the host of the show rushed over to me, grinning from ear to ear. He said, 'Congratulations! You've just set a new record for the longest stand-up performance without a single laugh.' Well, I may not have made people laugh, but hey, at least I made history!

[@silversalmon9909]

what is blud waffling about?

[@nimics]

🧇🧇🧇

[@ryzikx]

chat gpt ahh

[@gerguren5483]

@@ryzikx Dont tell my teacher 🤫

[@balltripper158]

bep beeeep beep beep beep beeeep beeeep beeeep bep beeeep beep beep beep

[@iMqmba]

Jesse's Morse code beeps are peak comedy

[@skonke4739]

8 videos in 1 day, this man really is the content machine

[@squeebers]

14:55 He can't concentrate long enough because of how funny Jesse is being! Haha!

[@eagle56786]

the beeping took me OUT 😂😂 their autism is in sync somehow

[@dtymnn]

Should make a sequel keep talking and everybody explodes

[@chalupapoopa1562]

I love when chat is synced perfectly❗️❗️❗️

[@razwenxd]

EVEN THO XQC WAS TALKINGEVERYONE STILL EXPLODED

[@Flapjack3734]

never thought that me learning morse code would come in handy

[@Mona-.-]

Can we just appreciate how he differentiates blue and black by typing BL on black

[@HatemKhattab]

Pepega Clap WR

[@andreesm8221]

YOOOOO NAILS NAILS

[@sqizzo]

NAILS NAILS NAILSSSS

[@MoreMonarchy]

That first one was crazy

[@MatsMatsuo]

When Jeses said : "beep beeeeep beeeep beep beep beeeep", i felt that 😞

[@danielsarchive0]

it would be so much easier if he just said "long" and "short" instead of saying "BEEP" "BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEP"

[@SrBeepo]

If they thought the game is tough how it is wait until they find about the modded modules.

[@doctorizer]

This feels like those ads that fail on purpose

[@The_Engineerr]

23:08 When you have an exam and you realize you forgot the other side of the page.

[@ginger_lemon5159]

xqc looks over at jesse's screen a lot

[@seanbrisson7928]

4:54 Holy that was GIGA insane ☝ you fell of but from heaven or something 😇🤟

[@robertwade1951]

33:19 I'll just leave this here without saying anything 👍😂

[@squeebers]

6:35 "beep beep"

[@lorenzosaez2688]

16:16 R at the end BRUH HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@GrassyHillProduction]

7:07 " ARE YOU R-WORD " D:

[@OrbiTiZZeD]

everyone implying jesse was the rere but x is struggling on easy stuff for apparently no reason like he cant concentrate

[@PrimisRulz]

Jesseh be like: .-..- ..- -.-. -..

[@vyprm796]

I’m a xqc glazer

[@intercat14]

These guys too good

[@billypatterson4983]

LMAO. Horrible Morse code, but somehow it worked. They’re like idiot savants.

[@breezy3052]

I love it when jesse calls me babe :)

[@Xinyuuu7]

Wow they improved so much

[@IMeanMachine101]

Dam these two are fire 🔥🔥

[@BDFrog2802]

Lmao everyone xqc plays with just says “beep beep” instead of saying dot or dash, shit is wild to me.

[@Lucky96]

its a its a Shaaaaaaahhhhh LMFAO!!!!

[@bosomga]

I know im just saying the obvious but the "beep beeeeeeeeeeeeep" was so fucking funny, including with the X reaction when he realize he have to translate that shit 💀💀💀

[@cazfsstreams4928]

i fucking love jese man

[@Khrissci]

this is the stream ever

[@Luke-we7uf]

Beep beep beeeeeeeeeeep

[@KAKA-lt7ft]

i lost 6 brain cells watching this

[@icenova2467]

Jesse is a goat

[@BeefyReefy]

this looks like fun :)

[@TehCream]

BEEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEP

[@surcradis7]

MOREEE COMPLETE THE 11

[@Gojokindasus]

8:30 lmao

[@complextoast8512]

i think jesse was trying to spell the r word at one point

[@midnightglow104]

Nearly done with my exams! I use his videos to keep me going❤ Wish me luck guys (,:

[@marinalima5315]

me too! Good luck on your exams❤

[@Gw4ysen]

xqc should watch a playthrough of the praetorian or some other big bomb mod for this game

[@johndelmaliksijm]

Fucking love watching X and poke playing this

[@musashii02]

TYPE AGAIN

[@tankpiggy]

4:27 7:06 16:28

[@FallingUpStupidity]

dot dash dot dash

[@Tyrellnb]

I have 0 idea wtf is going on

[@W_Ray_W]

22:55 24:25

[@eddyhypnotizer2481]

8:25 22:55

[@Koikabol]

[@shaggy7829]

Beep beeeep

[@Velu9266]

BEEP BEEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEP

[@5bigdonkey]

Beep beep 8:28

[@havikgd]

YESS MOREEE

[@L0K0M0T1V]

Why is he saying vape?

[@Bluewoofz]

beep beep ... beep beeeeeep beep beep beep

[@adin9156]

The face cam is so fucking huge

[@MrHastygamer]

Beep Beep Beep Beep

[@johng603]

Wtf am i watching

[@joseibarra931]

banana

[@hitclub-F4]

Thanks for the funny and amazing video mate! Have a Amazing day and congrats on 2.28M Subs!!! 🎉❤

[@J.R.Swish1]

2.28 M that's the most important milestone right there

[@TeeJayyzx]

boom

[@hmmmmmm7057]

I don’t understand why they don’t just say short short long and so on instead of beep beep beeeeeep, it would be much easier

[@VTpier]

peppega

[@naklecha]

Can someone help me in understanding? Could xqc see jesses screen (the bomb?)

[@pridas5202]

No

[@naklecha]

@@pridas5202 ahh

[@checkerpad]

14:39

[@yapayzeka3183]

beep beep beep beep beep beep

[@xJol4n]

8:33

[@Crupce]

Xqc

[@Sensoooo]

Verily, behold the title that has enraptured our attention! "HOW ARE YOU THIS DUMB?! KEEP TALKING AND NOBODY EXPLODES" featuring the illustrious Jesse. Oh, what a delightful amalgamation of wit and chaos awaits us in this thrilling video! The comment section quivers with anticipation, as viewers eagerly await the comedic brilliance and enthralling gameplay that xQc and Jesse shall bestow upon us. Emojis of laughter, shock, and excitement dance across the comments, painting a vivid picture of the exhilaration that lies ahead. 😂🔥🎮 As the video unfolds, xQc's perplexing decision-making skills and Jesse's quick-witted banter create an electrifying atmosphere of amusement and suspense. Viewers find themselves on the edge of their seats, their hearts pounding with anticipation as they witness the intricate dance of communication and confusion between the two players. The comment section becomes a whirlwind of laughter and astonishment, as viewers express their awe at xQc's endearing cluelessness and Jesse's cunning guidance. Emojis depicting facepalm, mind-blown, and rolling on the floor with laughter fill the comments, capturing the essence of the hilarity unfolding on screen. 🤦‍♂🤯🤣 With every passing challenge, xQc's attempts to defuse the virtual bombs leave viewers simultaneously bewildered and entertained. The comment section transforms into a virtual think tank, as viewers eagerly offer their own suggestions and solutions, playfully jesting about xQc's remarkable ability to stumble upon the wrong choices. Emojis depicting lightbulbs, question marks, and exploding bombs sprinkle the comments, symbolizing the collective brainstorming and humorous camaraderie that emerges from this captivating gameplay. 💡❓💣 Jesse's unwavering patience and razor-sharp wit serve as the perfect foil to xQc's endearing confusion, amplifying the comedic chemistry between the two. The comment section reverberates with praise for Jesse's guidance and playful jabs, as viewers express their admiration for his ability to navigate the labyrinth of xQc's thoughts. Emojis depicting thumbs up, applause, and teamwork dominate the comments, illustrating the collective appreciation for Jesse's comedic genius and the dynamic duo's ability to keep us laughing. 👍👏👥 As the video reaches its climax, the comment section explodes with laughter and applause. Viewers express their gratitude for the delightful escapades and the laughter that xQc and Jesse have brought into their lives. The comment section becomes a virtual standing ovation, filled with emojis of laughter, clapping hands, and fireworks, symbolizing the sheer joy and entertainment xQc and Jesse have bestowed upon their audience. 🎉👏🎆 In the end, this video serves as a reminder that laughter knows no bounds, and that even in the face of confusion, entertainment can be found. Let us celebrate the comedic brilliance of xQc and Jesse as they navigate the explosive challenges before them, captivating us with their wit, humor, and unbreakable camaraderie. May we continue to cherish and support their comedic endeavors, eagerly awaiting the next adventure that shall leave us gasping for breath in fits of laughter. Bravo, xQc and Jesse! Encore! 🌟🎭😄 #xQc #Jesse #ExplosiveHumor

[@polysemy_]

🤖

[@Twitch.tv_princeavenue]

💜💜💜

[@K9_Jay]

I used to play KTANE for like 2 years maybe, phenomenal game at the time, it decreased in popularity over the years, and it's so fucking good and funny watching xQc and Jesse play, it's so funny

[@MaximVermeire]

DAY 1 ASKING FOR THE FIRE MIX BY 'dj coldseal ' Pepelaugh

[@mowery24]

beep

[@fennecky3764]

Beeeep