how bad can i be but every bad is replaced with a metal pipe falling

[@themanican787]

this song really gives us a glimpse into the carelessness of corporations when it comes to managing their metal pipes falling

[@supercool2086]

Ikr? They could injure someone

[@floatingfroggy]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a pipe should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The pipe, of course, flies anyway because pipes don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Pipe-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished pipes, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a pipe, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of pipe existence. These pipes are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But pipes know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that pipes, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger.

[@djwitheredbonnie4560]

Don't mind the Onceler, he's just giving us a fresh dose of *heavy metal* music

[@li-edits_]

LOL

[@liz6203]

you are a comedic genius

[@Anon_Octo]

That’s a sans level joke.

[@XDenbychild]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@trujillo1982]

💀💀💀💀

[@luringash5994]

I'm just imagining the pipe being a form of censorship

[@CatlordPlaysz]

It already has, an example of that is: Your Mine (the Baldi song)

[@BluezPlant]

I love that the sound gradually gets louder and louder lmao

[@BluezPlant]

He can't quit dropping his guitar in the middle of a song

[@The_Tigers_show]

Imagine the onceler trying to sing and the lorax droping metal pipes to make him get mad and give up

[@memesseagle001]

When you are watching the Lorax in your class but the kid with the metal water bottle keep dropping on the floor :

[@li-edits_]

I am the kid with the metal water bottle 💀

[@phantom.of.the_starz]

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THIS. I HAVE FOUND IT. THIS IS A MASTERPIECE!!! I MUST HAVE MY CLASS HEAR THIS!!!!

[@goofybatz]

This is my wife rn this is my wife she is my wife and that's my biggest flex my wife made the funny lorax metal pipe!!!!! Sorry I'll shut up

[@Spid_Silly]

the parts 0:03, 0:17, 0:22, 0:27, 0:31, 0:34, 1:01, 1:06, 1:11, 1:16, 1:18, 1:56, 1:57, 2:02, 2:07, 2:12, 2:15, 2:17, 2:22, 2:27, 2:32, 2:37, 2:42, 2:46, 2:49, where so impactating, i almost cried..

[@addictwithapen21]

why is this so great lmao

[@riktheboss3228]

its not

[@giveme5starz]

​@@riktheboss3228it is

[@PAINcake128]

Because it’s the onceler and he makes anything great 😍

[@thanhtrungnguyen5021]

this is so beautiful my ears are bleeding

[@OliverWilliams1000]

0:27 The metal pipe falls and the bear darts toward it

[@drawbricksboy]

I Love how he said how *metal pipe fall sfx*can i be?

[@Omer_TheGuy]

I hear How bi- and the metal pipe censors it

[@mrman896]

comedy has devolved into evolution

[@Multi_Fandom_Panic]

yeah

[@Night_Mike11]

The greatness of the lorax making a metal pipe sound while being shoved in a trunk is hilarious

[@SanityLoser]

alternate title: the once-ler keeps getting interrupted by the pipes in his work in progress factory

[@AlmondStew]

how metal pipe he can be

[@gleetherocket]

Something about this is so mesmerizing... i dont what it is ,but after every pipe falling down, i wanna hear more, more and more pipes falling down, amazing video

[@LoveOfTheSxn]

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE VIDEO ON THE INTERNET

[@yayeetbom]

F A N D A N G O M O V I E C L I P S

[@Multi_Fandom_Panic]

SHUT UP 😭

[@TotallyNotMayro]

​@@Multi_Fandom_Panic F A N D A N G O M O V I E C L I P S

[@panboberek]

@@Multi_Fandom_Panic F A N D A N G O M O V I E C L I P S

[@RagingWinter]

​@@Multi_Fandom_PanicF A N D A N G O M O V I E C L I P S

[@li-edits_]

​​@@Multi_Fandom_Panic F A N D A N G O M O V I E C L I P S

[@Traditional_667]

Bro droped his guitar a lil bit💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@jonbinaryjarchivist]

WHY WAS THIS SO FUNY AFGHJKL

[@SpookySans22]

This is what i call *Heavy Metal* music

[@stephanieliang4569]

made my ears tingle with headphones on😍

[@PAINcake128]

It made mine bleed lol

[@blepleb]

i giggled so hard at this that im chokinh help

[@cheesycorndogs]

this made me giggle nonstop

[@oerlikon20mm29]

This song is so metal

[@PAINcake128]

Ikr it’s so good 😍

[@jemskuttaja]

HELPP

[@That_one_guy_on_yt]

How *metal pipe falls* can i be

[@glassofmilk3474]

Why is this in my recommended when I'm trying to sleep?

[@turtoil]

i love metal pipes

[@pinky0558]

My humor is broken 😂😂

[@litseronthafire1]

bro they keep making edits of the onceler after watching the movie

[@Chicken-bu1tw]

pov: bad is a bad word so they censored it

[@elis-doggygreen]

Im adding this to my playlist

[@td.forever]

My favourite part is when he said how SLAMMMM can I be

[@B3LLESPARADISE]

I'll see you guys in 7 years when this somehow blows up

[@katsunet6177]

We needed this

[@Rachels_stuff]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS AMAZING definitely worth my ears suffering 😊.

[@Flippylover69]

Once-ler now identifys as a metal pipe 😋😋😋

[@noodles720]

This should not be this funny lol

[@johnlaw2US]

*don’t mind me revisiting this masterpiece*

[@4dx3n]

is it me or the sound got louder everytime

[@Daordinarynoob-nb2mj]

new subscriber because of this

[@angelorobloxgameplay341]

NOICE

[@_L3SB14N_FR34K_]

congrats 🥇 for u

[@_L3SB14N_FR34K_]

I think your first so I just did that

[@turtoil]

metal pipes have contributed to my life to a greater extent. i lived the first 47 years of my life never being blessed with the beautiful audio of this sound. and yet now i don't understand how i ever lived without it, and i dont know how I would've continued living without it. the fact that i am aware of it today and i live in an era where i can be able to find the audio of a 12inch aluminium pipe from the home depot in washington, bought on 5/4/2008 withserial code 31782 in so many different videos. as such, i believe that you are completely unbelievably correct in your analysis of how this is described as, "NOICE".

[@nuftuki5753]

metal pipes have contrivuted to my life to a greater extent. i lived the first 47 years of my life never being blessed with the beautiful audio of this sound. and yet now i don't understand how i ever lived without it, and i dont know how I would've continued living without it. the fact that i am aware of it today and i live in an era where i can be able to find the audio of a 12inch aluminium pipe from the home depot in washington, bought on 5/4/2008 withserial code 31782 in so many different videos. as such, i believe that you are completely unbelievably correct in your analysis of how this is described as, "NOICE".

[@MYLEZ_XD]

How bad can I be but metal pipe version

[@_c0dy109]

so, my friend send me link to this, and i had my music on in the background and when i opened this link in new tab the sound was off, but also in the same time Wheres my mind? by Pixies started to play in the back and lined up with this perfectly.

[@dodexahedron282]

my partner sent this to me . that's 2 minutes and 54 seconds of my life i'm never getting back

[@ILikeGacha256]

Bruh this is unexpected and random

[@Multi_Fandom_Panic]

can't tell if that's a compliment or insult

[@ILikeGacha256]

It's a compliment, I like random things 😆

[@shannenhickey4790]

yes

[@Nyx_Vods]

this should not be as funny as im finding it rn

[@Kyleruin]

Why is my humor so broken

[@criade9anos146]

He really says how pipe can i be 💀

[@Ilovegoatsss]

Nahh cause theirs always that one kid who had a metal waterbottle and it would always fall at the worst time or the perfect time. We were in class and rhe teacher was screaming at us but the kids waterbottle fell at the perfect time when she screamed really loud

[@gamingadventurer2627]

This is amazing

[@jacksonbodine]

Why is it soo dunny 💀

[@Airo-512]

Well it fits a little

[@goofybatz]

THIS IS MY WIFE GUYS IM SO PROUDNOF HER

[@Xx_Ann_xX243]

How { *InSeRt MeTaL dRoPpInG sOuNd* } can I be?

[@starfiresreign]

I'm crying

[@Multi_Fandom_Panic]

same

[@bempler]

How did you make the song actually good?????!?!?!?

[@dominikinfante9002]

haha

[@goofybatz]

Baby girl your famous

[@Multi_Fandom_Panic]

STOP OMG 😭

[@22wwebff]

I and the 48th or 47th viewer (And 8th like)😊

[@ydobo]

Finally someone made my dream come true. I've been waiting for this for so long..!! Thanks a lot!! (≧∇≦)b

[@SillyShrimpProductions]

This video is so Elias Bouchard coded🥰❤️😻😻🤞🏻

[@anson2457]

I love

[@aiapihud4344]

why is this a meme now?

[@astrobeth]

The lorax gets popular again like every year I think its a mix of people simping for the onceler and people having nostalgia for the movie

[@indecisive_idiot2452]

THIS SHOULD NOT BE SO FUNNY BRO

[@ExDixionconderoga]

How fjdjdmdkm can I be?

[@_L3SB14N_FR34K_]

OMG IM 2ND (i think) 🥈

[@kpopsolos]

This is NOT funny I’m just sleepy 💀 (joke)

[@Darth_Patatoe]

Here before this blows up. Pls pin me

[@concussed_9532]

This video screams "I don't know what this is I just thought it would be funny"

[@Multi_Fandom_Panic]

yeah that pretty much summed up my thought process