How BAD is Madame Web?!

[@lexcorpceo763]

The baby shower insert was by far your best work EVER... It matched the reactions of the ladies perfectly... Absolute genius!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TimmmTim]

Honestly it would make the movie much better

[@lexcorpceo763]

@TimmmTim it made that scene actually entertaining UNLIKE the entire movie.... But yes I agree...

[@christopherclemons-em7cf]

His movie inserts are my favorite thing ever. This was next level though. Still less socially awkward than the main character somehow

[@lexcorpceo763]

@christopherclemons-em7cf yes this one I think was absolutely perfect... The reactions, his delivery... Perfect!

[@fcsuper]

It's a new bar.

[@giggigidy6998]

This quite possibly may be the greatest Mark insert ever!! The dialogue, the placement, the editing!!....all top notch

[@liamwynne566]

The wig, the glasses, the catchphrase - brilliant

[@hankclay1376]

I totally agree!

[@commentor2013]

better than the movie.

[@flomojo2u]

My thoughts exactly! The awkwardness is off the charts. 🦾

[@pileofwit]

The tension of whether he would dump the chips should have been the A plot of the whole movie.

[@apokailyptic2899]

The self-insert during the baby shower was freakin amazing! Keep up the skits :)

[@user-gb1pr8tw8v]

5:07 - this is why we love you Mark - one of the best inserts I've seen thus far

[@user-gb1pr8tw8v]

"Otherwise I'm just gonna dump em on the floor - you don't mind if I do that right?:

[@benneilson10]

Yeah, that line threw me for a loop. Absolutely loved it!

[@ErikVanRent]

That babyshower sketch was pure gold. You keep on acing it!

[@WatchitforDays]

"So, you gonna have that baby or what?" 😂

[@johnmelville9300]

This has to be My favorite show on KZbin. The right amount serious with an unequal amount of silly. Please keep it up.

[@skylx0812]

Fifty Shades Of Stomped On Spiders. ...there, I made an internet joke.

[@vercoda9997]

Cassie also has an apartment that two people on a high wage would struggle to rent in New York. Yet another Working Joe with unexplained lux wealth.

[@bigbearkat2010]

She must be living next door to Monica and Rachel

[@biltrex]

Just adding to the chorus that the chip eating insert had me rolling. Absolute perfection, give yourself a bonus and an extra day off next week!

[@Kroggnagch]

Mark, you're actually a really good actor. I'm serious. Do you ever try to audition for parts in films? I'm serious, man. You should. Just.. the funny stuff you do when you impose yourself into a scene and actually make it seem like youre there what with the reactions and that of the people who are actually in the scene and how you order it all together, its perfect, then the bits between scenes when you're making jokes... like your facial expressions and tone of voice, how you stare off sadly as if trying to hide your sadness about "not being invited to the truck stop diner to dance on the tables" lol dude, it's gold. Solid gold. You should try out for some roles somewhere. I have no idea how one goes about doing that, but you should try, Mark. You're an awesome actor, and from your experience and history, I bet you'd know where to go for some tryouts or auditioning. You're really a good actor, and I'm not just saying it to say it.

[@bigbearkat2010]

Yes take off the license plate, that'll fix it. Surely, a cab with no plates at all isn't going to look even more suspicious.

[@sjokomelk]

Specially since the license plate is just the cab number/ID that is written all over the rest of the car. Highly visible too. 🙈😂

[@Novastar.SaberCombat]

Yup. Brainless writing.

[@Lassenissen]

The Peter Weeder The Wiener Beater bit was pure platinum.

[@eddiebruv]

Not only did the Spider People manage to get the baby into a good foster home, but they also managed to send along all her mother’s papers etc as well! Very thorough. Very thoughtful.

[@TheRogueWolf]

I knew a kid named Sherman Cooper. Everyone at school called him "Sherman Cooper the pooper-scooper". So yeah, gotta watch out for that.

[@chrispayne8070]

Oh my god mark's inserts are the absolutely best part of his reviews but they're all utterly hilarious

[@Kroggnagch]

Dude you're getting good at putting yourself in the scenes. Looks damn clean, Mark.

[@punk_rock_music_teacher]

Peruvian Spider People after the birth: “Someone call the NYC foster care system”

[@supersaiyanbino]

The editing at the baby shower is just...top tier!! Lol

[@mikeboyce21]

Absolutely by far the best skit you've done Mark. It was perfect it actually looked like you were in the movie. And it was hilarious too. Bravo 🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂

[@AcappellaTidbits]

I get tired of the "comic book movie fatigue" arguments from people who usually just don't like or value superhero media in the first place. We're having MEDIOCRE movie fatigue. Just like you said.

[@mretcon]

01:25 "The movie hasn't even started and I'm already bored" 😂😂😂 Awesome review

[@WatchitforDays]

I watch and rewatch and then rewatch your videos all the time. Thank you for the hours of laughs!

[@silvernova354]

Those spiders must be the only animal on Earth that use their venom to give its prey "super powers" as opposed to just incapacitating or killing the animal it has bitten. Hunting for these spiders must be very difficult indeed.

[@GoGoGadgetFap]

"God dammit Dave, finish your food! Remember that fly that got super strength and flew away with one of those spider guys that worship us? Remember how hard it was to get them to forgive us? I had to do things Dave. I had to bite a dying woman to save her baby _Dave_... God that baby turned out so boring"

[@MarvinPowell1]

To be fair, they said the venom had different effects on different people. It could be deadly to it's prey, but beneficial to humans.

[@newhavencon-py5yy]

They died in the end. These spiders play the long game. Appropriate since these spiders are probably psychic.

[@GeekWithClipOns]

@@MarvinPowell1to be faaaair

[@davidgantenbein9362]

Tbf, the spider is much too small to have humans among its prey. It’s entirely possible that given its from a different ecosystem than humans evolved in that any interaction between its venom and humans may have surprising results. In terms of superhero movies, imo on the acceptable side of strange results.

[@robhax]

Spider-Man movies without Spider-Man are a bad idea

[@MarvinPowell1]

They're not even a bad idea, as Miles Morales, Spider Gwen, or Black Cat could work as stand alone movies (or Venom, if the Venom movies were actually good.) The idea isn't the problem; it's the execution.

[@bigbearkat2010]

@@MarvinPowell1 Plus Sony doesn't really have a choice. They screwed up Spider-Man so bad with the ASM universe that nobody trusts them to do it anymore without Kevin Fiege holding their hands.

[@BarryHart-xo1oy]

Very true.

[@andychow5509]

I never clicked on a link so fast. Thank you for your awesome shows.

[@bamabat8435]

They employed the Wonder Woman method with Sydney Sweeney. Put glasses on her and she's suddenly not supposed to be one of the hottest chicks I've ever seen.

[@urbanstad7353]

At 5:50, u forgot the reflection of u in the mirror, Mark is a vampire :D

[@panicatthegasstation]

I felt my life evaporate from my body as I watched this. I am now simply a husk of my former being, a dark void of inescapable sadness since having replaced my soul.

[@toweypat]

Time to go into marketing, I guess.

[@bigkmoviesandgames]

I don't see why they didn't just make the movie about the three spider women that have maddam web be their mentor. Yes it's unlikely that it would have pulled in Spider-Man numbers but it probably would have been, at the very least, decently received.

[@SuperArmus]

I didn't watch this trash but I noticed in all scenes they're in the rain forest, no one is even sweating a bit. Just zero effort. lol

[@cpkgrownup9496]

Someone needs to go check on poor Peter.

[@dracometeors3010]

Your best Skit so far.

[@markfifer3766]

Totally agree with all the "best Mark insert: comments. He just keeps getting better and better.

[@BGNOLA]

"I base my research on science, not legend." That's the hokiest 50s B-movie line ever, and someone got paid to write it in 2024.

[@w8m4n]

I'm not sure anyone got paid to write that, and I'm not necessarily suggesting the use of A.I

[@TheKaffinated]

"A coworker just died, get some Wendys" - Mark (philosopher and movie lover)

[@w8m4n]

There was a bloke in my village called Michael Hunt. People called him Mick, even though we say "me" instead of "my" 😂

[@Arinesart]

This was your best insert scene EVER. Truly perfection.

[@xen0bia]

IIRC, Dakota Johnson (which I absolutely adored in her role in Suspiria) didn't know this was taking part in a different universe than the Disney Marvel universe (because her agent either didn't know or didn't let her know). She thought she was joining the other big guns, so how much of a bummer it must have been to realize this was the lesser and often ridiculed Marvel universe, standing right next to Morbius... /vomit Yeah, she ain't coming back for a sequel.

[@sjokomelk]

She and most of the other cast thought they were going to star in a Marvel movie, and not a SPUMM. And only found out after filming was done.

[@eddstarr2185]

Hi Mark, I didn't think it was possible to sink below the Birdemic standard, but Madame Web has given me pause at the thought that evolution can work in reverse.

[@trustyourforce4041]

I'm surprised the horrible product placement didn't get mentioned.

[@chikkinnuggits]

I've seen a lot of channels rip on Madame Web, but I already know Mark's take will be the best before I watch it

[@thenerdsentertainmentchann7922]

Oh, hi Mark!

[@Maxrepfitgm]

YOU'RE KILLING ME!!!

[@EverythingHomeTheater]

That was good. Not only was your editing great on your insert but the dialogue you came up with about hot chips. Hehe

[@Hater00001]

I always wait to see how he'll insert himself into a scene and each time is always better than the last.

[@luisytomy64]

the spicy chips insert is just Genius, thanks WMWM

[@StoicStrengthTV]

I hate spicy chips too mark, brilliant editing by the way

[@toweypat]

Yeah, really. Potato chips are great on their own, why add a bunch of this or that to them?

[@nickgjenkins]

Another thing I thought was weird about the marketing was that, not only did it not communicate WHY I should see this movie, it didn't communicate to me WHAT this movie even was about? I was very confused by the marketing. But I guess the movie was so all over the place that this kind of makes sense.

[@panderjitsinghvv8199]

Usually films play a bit of ‘standby to see an arachnid’ music before showing one. E.g. Dr. No. It’s a kind and considerate custom.

[@alexandresobreiramartins9461]

The insert was so good, so incredibly good!

[@danthesquirrel]

I can imagine the director starting a scene and one of the girls asking "What is my motivation here?" and him saying "You have none... Just get out there and do it."

[@fcsuper]

Or saying CUT mid-scene, "What's going on Dakota‽ You are emoting WAY too much! Just say your lines and stop trying to me a movie star!"

[@danthesquirrel]

@@fcsuper Exactly. This movie needed more emoting. They should have cast Calculon as the girl hero. Now there was an acting unit that knew how to emote and stand up to hack directors.

[@Ciborium]

I, too, have the superhuman ability to make everything awkward and have everyone think that I am weird. Am.. am I a Marvel superhero?

[@theveryworstluck1894]

The antagonist's motivation is my favorite part. A foreign government didn't care when his family was in danger as a child, so now he wants to steal a super spider and keep everyone (including other poor people) from benefiting from the medical research that could be done on it... because reasons. LOL

[@milestrombley1466]

That movie was made without love.

[@TeatroGrotesco]

Visions of the future AFTER it happens is memory.

[@blake112x]

@5:08 might be your best character placement in any video to date. And I'm 100% convinced this is how this movie was made with a bunch of inserts.

[@johnfisco8382]

your videos are getting funnier and funnier as the years go by! keep up the great work ! love from NJ!

[@abbynormal5849]

It was so bad that Sydney Sweeney was neither totally smoking nor topless

[@Mr._Matt]

Your self-insertions into scenes are getting better and better, Mark! This was fantastic. =D

[@bloodrosereaper2099]

Idea fix: Have the movie set in the 1980s. Have the three girls already have powers, are already fighting crime and be under Madam Web's mentorship from the get go. Have it be a movie about the older and younger generations disagreeing but finding common ground to deal with problems they can't solve on their own. The villain can still be Ezekial, but have him be even more villainous and cruel. If you're gonna go that route with him, go ALL the way. Hell, if you want, you could have it be R-rated (and no, not just for Sydney Sweeney's Tits), but to show Ezekial killing people brutally with spider fangs or talons or something. At the end, you could have one of the girls or all three run into Richard and Ben Parker and telling Richard congrats on having a newborn baby. When they ask about a name, Richard calls him Peter and they say he's got a bright future ahead of him, with a remix of the Tobey theme playing for some fan nostalgia.

[@kaargen]

I got an advert on this video for something called "Mappin & Web". That is all.

[@Ashen.Elixer]

Ha! Somebody on that jeweler's marketing team has either the dorkiest sense of humor, or they're using a bad LLM to place ads. Hilariously terrible placement!

[@enriquegilmour]

Great video Mark! You never disappoint!

[@MaddMango]

We went to Denny's to dance on tables, the truck stops were too far away.

[@_Niki_224]

Another great one Mark!!! Thanks again!! 🤣 that skit..probably one of my favs!! Had me dying dude!! Happy Halloween!🎃 👻..Don’t forget to throw the candy on the ground🍬 🍫🍭 make ‘em work for it 😂

[@AlphaFlight]

OH YEA HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[@GeneralJentu]

This channel, is one of the greatest hidden gems that I've come across, in a long time.

[@entertainmentpowerfuchs5744]

First Morbius and now this. Sony, No More Spider-Man Spin Offs!

[@Carnivius_Prime]

Wasn't Venom first?

[@RickRando001]

Venom: The Last Dance is garbage. Next up, Kraven The Hunter 😩

[@alexandresobreiramartins9461]

What Spider Man? Peter has nothing to do with those movies.

[@RickRando001]

@@alexandresobreiramartins9461 🤦🏻‍♂️ You do know what a 'spin-off' is, right?

[@TheForever206]

@@RickRando001 Reading comprehension is at all time low. 😂

[@thelockofgapa]

5:09 fine work my sir, truly great stuff

[@theaccountcreated8962]

That’s the first baby shower that I really wanted to be at. It was 🔥🔥🔥

[@thisoldetruck278]

You Rock Mark!!!! Don’t know why you don’t have 1M+ subscribers👍

[@AcappellaTidbits]

This movie was written by the guys who wrote the Power Rangers movie. Unpopular opinion, I LOVED that movie, it understood what it was: an aged up Power Rangers experience. This movie however...makes me mad.

[@TheRealJabbergeist]

Whoa, I was just rewatching somebody else's coverage of Madame Web when this popped up. A surprise, but a welcome one.

[@GamesGunsAndGuitar]

Went to start my lunch break at work...A NEW WMWM VIDEO!?!? You sir, have made my day. Thank you!

[@chris_is_here_oh_no]

Fantastic video, this was a perfect review!

[@Lugen101]

8:35 But Mark...aren't all movies from the past? :p

[@THE_bchat]

I can't believe that Sony & Warner Bros haven't figured-out the magic formula for making good superhero movies. They need to hire someone who cares about the characters to oversee the films.

[@thisoddguy9156]

5:07, "OK...the scene is continuing on for exposition and-wait-HOL-UP!"

[@josephgrimminck6855]

Mark, I appreciate your wit. I hope you can enjoy movies occasionally. There is so many laughs in here for me as an audience member. I hope you still enjoy movies now and again. Thank you again! Happy Halloween

[@ajvonline]

6:11 "Cassie keeps having visions of the future before it happens..." - is there another way?

[@Llewellyn-v1b]

$10 for lunch at Wendy's? Going all out buying the Biggie Bag value meal then?

[@21palica]

After that amazing insert in the baby shower scene, Weird Movies With Mark just got a whole new meaning. A literal one.

[@Sean-eo8ns]

A Halloween special from Mark?? Great holiday gift right here!

[@spcjohnson805]

Love the green screen skits. Until you talked I couldnt tell it was you put into the scene. Really funny too.

[@trashwebsite_user01]

Ok thats a very spooky Mark insert in the party scene ... Didnt know he was a Vampire all along... he doesnt reflect in the mirror. Happy Halloween!

[@bearlybearablebear]

The baby shower insert was AMAZING, especially cutting back and forth from the terrified party-goers. 10/10 Having watched the movie.. you weren't kidding, most of the necessary stuff just.. wasn't there. Like how she stole a cab and no one noticed it. For WEEKS.

[@jjtoxik]

The baby shower scene is priceless

[@dr.burtgummerfan439]

Oh, HI, Mark! (😂😂😂that never gets old!)

[@dominic81634]

Loved this one Mark!

[@CGISpiderLegs]

YES!!! This movie is baffling! I can't wait to watch this! Thanks for making it for us.

[@ArcaneEther]

A channel like this relies on very old movies from the black and white and early color days, because back then, no one really knew how to make a movie. It was a time of experimentation, learning what works and what doesn't in this new medium. Madam Web is what happens when you toss out everything humanity has learned.

[@skitsogaming]

putting yourself on the couch was one of the best scene that you have done it was really good !!! like it looked like you where actually there with all the interactions and everything. I know most of the times you do it is on a crap flik or black and white flik. but this one was top notch !

[@TheZROLimit]

Every year can we get a video of all that year’s skits? While be awesome at the end of every year to have the Mark inserting himself into movies supercut.

[@dantauche7917]

5:10 this was such a good skit lmao The awkward 😊looks from the women were hilarious 😂😂😂

[@fccramster]

5:45 is just pure comedic genius! 😂

[@ProjectRedfoot]

I always mourn the passing of a co-worker with Wendy's

[@joshDammmit]

I remember this one time I whacked my head and all I got was concussed. In other news, Sony really needs to stop it with this shit.

[@joechappell5829]

You inserting yourself into these films is the funniest thing on KZbin! 😂

[@ammosophobia]

"I really didn't want to subject myself to it."

[@KasumiKenshirou]

I only knew of Madame Web from the 90s Spider-Man cartoon, but there she was an old blind lady who couldn't walk and floated around in a chair with a bunch of spider-webs coming out of it. She would give advice to Spider-Man from time to time. So I actually HAD heard of the character, but what I saw in the movie trailers looked nothing like that.