How Bigotry Can Save The World - Drew Michael

A piece of stand-up about marriage. This material can also be found on the Comedy Central special "The Half Hour" as well as the album, "Funny to Death" (2016).
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[@gabrielkhor1422]

Is this comedy or the beginnings of a manifesto? Either way, I'm 100% living for it

[@alelpot2]

As a social scientist, this is by far one of the best 4 minutes of stand-up comedy I've ever heard. I'm legit just sending this to my colleagues, very well done my good sir!

[@derwienernuts]

Two words: Doug stanhope

[@tim.noonan]

This bit popped up in my Instagram feed. Hicks and Carlin would be very proud to see what you’re doing. Keep going.

[@ChristopherBloom]

Man, if Hicks was around to see this bit he'd be so proud. High praise and absolutely earned.

[@StoaConstrictor]

I love comedy. Watch it nonstop on KZbin and listen to it nonstop on satellite radio. This is absolute fucking gold! One of the best bits I’ve heard in a long time. Perfect build up to the punch line. Bravo!

[@Ian-S.]

Can't believe I've never seen you before, some of the smartest comedy I've ever heard.

[@taureanwarrior7106]

You have different and very fresh material. Love it. Hope you're doing alright bud!

[@sanshrestha9082]

Dude i fucking love your standup ❤❤.. gotta put out more.. hope you grow

[@Navarp]

No lie, Oklahoma just did this again. We now have, what may be the most progressive school anti-hate speech law in the US. This bill is REALLY a bill to prevent Oklahoma teachers from teaching Black History, but they couldn't just say that in the bill, so the actual text of the bill says that, it is illegal for: Any employee of any school district in Oklahoma to "require" any individual should feel discomfort, guilt, anguish, or any other form of psychological distress on account of his or her sex.

[@CharlesFerraro]

Long complex comedic rants are very Carlin. Wonder how fast Drew's channel is going to blow up. At the time of writing this he has 4.15k subs. I'm going to predict that he has nearly double that amount by the end of the year.

[@chris101ward]

He literally stole this joke from Doug Stanhope.

[@CharlesFerraro]

@@chris101ward link to a vid showing Doug's version? EDIT: looked it up, I see the similarity in Doug's version as far as "getting the government involved". Drew puts the DMV spin on it and then segues into the rant. I don't think it's that bad. Amy Schumer on the other hand won't even put a twist on a stolen joke, that's bad.

[@uchealex1224]

Seen it before.... And it never gets old

[@andrewwoodward8563]

Killer bit. Reminds me of prime Stanhope.

[@jenniferbrown5997]

P

[@KamalasNotLikeUs]

Yes

[@thomasjohnstonaloha]

"we should tell the government" was ripped right from stanhope

[@danielsitzmann8592]

Omgosh.... that was awesome!!!

[@maulrieze]

painfully brilliant

[@feels6233]

People marry because they’re actually terrified- and the impending social and financial shame is the only reason they stay together

[@ConanDuke]

Drew Michael for President!

[@ConanDuke]

Sorry: *Dictator of the Proles

[@realdanrusso]

saving video for life

[@realdanrusso]

i needed this

[@muskaanarora8154]

BRILLIANT BRILLIANT!!!

[@Adam_Ch739]

damn dude you killed it

[@capntinwhistle]

Brillliant

[@JeffNixonComedy]

Amazing

[@collaterllydamaged]

You are the best, this one is 👏

[@edenheart3934]

Wow.

[@ricardofabien9165]

ayooo why did he go off like that ??!! 😂🤣😂

[@billy8337]

I’m late to this. But based.

[@Rangappap-bh2vx]

🤣🤣🤣

[@thomasjohnstonaloha]

the second half of this video explains the philosophy of 4chan /biz/ right to a T

[@akshatpujara9800]

Jordarrr prabhu😂😂

[@chris101ward]

So when did you steal this bit from Stanhope?

[@drewm1chael]

chris101ward you’re talking about one line that overlaps. i’ve done this bit in front of him, relax.

[@chris101ward]

@@drewm1chael Not just any line, the punch line. Who steals a punch line dude?

[@drewm1chael]

chris101ward i didn’t steal shit. you can observe that one line in this 4 minute bit is similar to his. but you’re calling me a thief which is another thing entirely. i have three hours of material out on albums and specials, and one line from one bit resembles another comic’s and you try to discredit me, which is fucked. some jokes aren’t that far of a leap once you make the initial observation. i’m done defending myself.

[@chris101ward]

@@drewm1chael I'm not trying to discredit you man. I've enjoyed all of your work. But using another mans punch line for a cheap laugh is fucked.

[@drewm1chael]

chris101ward i agree! i didn’t do that, despite what you think. it’s clear from the rest of my work that i don’t need to take anything from anyone, so why would i? i didn’t. we wrote a very similar joke from a very similar POV. that’s literally all that happened.

[@markrutte5637]

Based

[@mozzbagels1274]

Third

[@georgegrund6383]

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[@kuerbisbauerrulz]

The problem of the Zeitgeist Movement is its lack of socioeconomic study about the specific preconditions of winning the ressource-based economy. Yeah, we do have good technology, I know - but who is going to fight for it? Who is going to seize it? Today the means of production are private property of businesses which are not going to give them to us voluntarily. As I once watched the Zeitgeist Movies, I remember them saying that one day we‘ll ALL recognize the necessity of building the new social order. Let me make this clear: The Businesses will NEVER give up their Power! We will need to organize first in order to win the new society.