How Captain America: Civil War Should Have Ended

How Civil War Should Have Ended
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[@Dimensioneer88]

Surprised they didn't mention how Ross is kind of a hypocrite, since he also destroyed New York trying to kill the Hulk.

[@GamingLegendxxx]

No he didn't Abomination destroyed the New York.

[@tylerdw100]

He help created the Abomination and the Hulk in order to create new Super Soldiers which he never told Bruce or Betty.

[@GamingLegendxxx]

Tyler Washington Ross gave Blonsky the Super Soldier Serum. It was Blonsky own fault turning into Abomination because he forced Doc Samson to inject him with Banner's gamma blood.

[@GamingLegendxxx]

Kroatowa I think it was the way I phrased it. It made me chuckle to when you mention it.

[@Kroatowa]

+Photo Magic :D yea probably.

[@mluckymedrano]

I don't think people fully grasp the fact that Tony just saw his Dad get beaten to death and his mom strangled to death. All those years of pain and anger and remorse and now he knows the very person that was responsible for all this pain is standing right next to him. You aren't going to be reasonable. You aren't going to listen, it's going to be pure rage and he has someone to take it all out on. You aren't going to want to listen. Vengeance will consume you.

[@dobbysboggart6883]

Plus, Tony just learned for the first time that the accident wasn't an accident.

[@slappy2013]

Lol stop defending him. Tony wanted the avengers to be controlled because they were "dangerous" right? Well you kinda proved how much of a hypocrite and dangerous HE is. Tony created ultron and after years of therapy and living the dream, he wanted to KILL another human being without question. He was going to straight up murder another human being without hearing his reasoning or trying to understand the situation because he got emotional. A true hero would put others in front of himself. Tony is really the only thing that's dangerous about the avengers. Take him out and the avengers are perfect.

[@silentt8161]

Shut up zeemo

[@mahmoudhossam728]

+slappy2013 actually any person in tony ,s possession will do the same thing

[@imkluu]

I'm pretty sure almost everyone grasped that.

[@mickhernandez2665]

finaly bucky can speak for himself. he's like never talk in that movie

[@nikolaspapanagnou2723]

6:20 zemo, you freaking psychopath!!!

[@matthewquach2705]

I know right he only had like three lines in that movie

[@johnlewis8934]

Wow I just now realized that

[@aurghyabiswas6128]

True

[@user-vo1yu6hb1v]

@@matthewquach2705 In Infinity War and Endgame and Captain America Winter Soldier

[@catsplusharry3320]

Tony: Give me vitals Vitals: Oh he's dead

[@socal3154]

RHODEEEESSSS!!!

[@jockeyfield1954]

@@socal3154 *generic sad choir singing music*

[@sthisisahumanboidavidvelaz2326]

@@jockeyfield1954 fell 15000 feet in a metal suit going 400 mph

[@LXW-Arts]

Imagine a rated r mcu

[@Tristansonic911]

0:13

[@ghettostuntabulious]

if only Winter Soldier WAS that immature to cover his ears and be like "LA LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" lol.

[@leofreire8540]

Exactly what I thought when I saw the movie 😂

[@Ismail-kv3ex]

ghettostuntabulious the amount of likes on this comment because of me😂

[@AmatoGore]

Ismail x yea right...

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

I swear, I was screaming that at the screen

[@elfdream2007]

He couldn't cover his ears because his arms were constrained and he was making loud noises trying to drown out the words.

[@jamesseymour9311]

" Here lies Steve Rogers, when his girlfriend died he didn't hesitate to go out with her niece." What a great line

[@Dev-nd5oc]

To make* out

[@ayesha2524]

That is so true

[@Chariotrequiemiscoolok]

He just wanted some plums

[@shreddingfrost8657]

make out*

[@lucyvlogandart5166]

Nice hat

[@CustomFitted]

They wrote the Bucky character in this parody far better than in the actual movie lol This is how Bucky should've been acting, to give him such actual character

[@beemini3374]

They had to save something for Falcon and Winter Soldier

[@CustomFitted]

@@beemini3374 They always have to save things for the next movie or project

[@maruwatchesyou8281]

I just like to think he doesn't crack as much wise as all the other cause oh idk He was a brainwashed super soldier forced into assassination missions, electrocuted to wipe his memories, had been on the run for a few years. Ya where is his personality? I want my roided out torture victim to make jokes

[@CustomFitted]

@@maruwatchesyou8281 I'm not talking about making jokes at all I'm just talking about him having any semblance of psychology whatsoever. What does Bucky think should happen to him? What does Bucky want now? Does Bucky feel any sort of way about killing Tony's parents? We don't really know these things because as is in the movie, Bucky is essentially just a plot device to move the story along, and investment in his character is solely by extension of Steve

[@dankerbell]

he should've actually talked it out even if it means we miss out on that final battle

[@jaycutler4013]

2:18 Actually this makes more sense, he could have just shot the jet instead of the tower🤷🏼‍♂️

[@devanarayans5131]

Yeah... Definitely destroy the billion dollar jet

[@syednoorerasul]

@@devanarayans5131 yeah it's not like his father is worth gazillion dollars

[@TigerWing141]

@@syednoorerasul Tony, “Vision!”

[@devanarayans5131]

@@syednoorerasul catching captain America is not worth a billion dollar jet...and vision is not the kind of guy who will destroy another person's property... especially without early permission

[@jakaika1414]

@@devanarayans5131 i thought tony was a billionaire...

[@WellBeSerious12]

"How long have you been there?" _"I HAVE SEEN THINGS!"_

[@KunalKarautiya]

I was looking for this comment only 🤣🤣🤣

[@user-xk3om2zh2q]

IN THE ENDGAME!

[@kiran-gs2sr]

Same

[@sennybe94]

😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

[@tiana_andherbooks]

@@KunalKarautiya same

[@Ally33218]

I like it better that Bucky actually apologizes... makes more sense

[@dumbashtv]

that ending should have been the real one.. Not only does it make more sense, its also more sad and will make the audience love the movie better... I'm not saying the real ending was bad... its just that this one fitted into the story more...

[@Ally33218]

Fangstriker Yeah they just want to drag on the conflict

[@tylerdw100]

After everything he been through, It pretty obvious that Tony is listening to reasons.

[@nikocalderon6201]

+Tyler Washington But you gotta admit, Cap keeps talking for Bucky 5hroughout everything which only makes him look more guilty. If Bucky would just speak a little, Tony could have at least seen a little clearer. That or he still would have went rage mode and kill him.

[@Nqutical]

Steve: Buckyismyinnocentbbyoumustundersta- Bucky: Steve pls

[@shaabosqueezy6599]

The fact Spiderman could've legit webbed every up during the running scene 😂 is textbook accurate

[@shaabosqueezy6599]

@@user-ug2xo6fo9c agreed, however initially it would've been effective 😂

[@mansi9026]

"not a chance cat man, you know why?" "Why?" "Because I'm Batman" Nooo😂😂😂😂😂😭

[@sonamytmnt9783]

Superman: You know what he can have my seat (moved) Antman: OH THANK GOD! Batman: How long have you been there Antman: I have seen….a lot of things!

[@HypeFox]

He doesn't want to talk about what he saw underneath Superman

[@GlitchyDion]

Even if Tony didn't accept Bucky's apology, Bucky could have at least said SOMETHING instead of just standing there staring at Tony like "Yeah I killed your parents, the fuck you gonna do about it??"

[@MrOzzification]

Yeah I also thought that was BS. Cap stands for justice and defends the innocent but that all goes out the window when it comes to his friend. Tony showed more integrity than him in this movie.

[@ikathiggs13]

+jay kj I believe Bucky was innocent because he had no control over himself when he was the Winter Soldier

[@saturnicfam9450]

+Isobel Higgs at least bucky should've said sorry to Tony like in this video.

[@GlitchyDion]

+versena It's hard for me to tell how Bucky feels in the movies cause he almost shows no damn emotion. Is he sad?? Is he angry?? Does he just not care??

[@MrOzzification]

Isobel Higgs Sure enough but he doesn't even seem sorry or remorseful in the slightest. It's not shown in the movie so we're not sure if he even feels bad for Stark at all. It is unfortunate he became an unconscious vessel for Hydra's actions but he is still implicated in them. The blood kinda is on his hands as well. Tho in Stark's eyes, Captain America is more guilty because Cap knew and remained silent about it the whole time. Instead of going for reconciliation and coming clean Cap prevents Bucky from meeting the ends of justice all because they're old friends. It does admittedly make the movie a little more interesting because thematically that ties back into their views on the registration act. Tony has a little more integrity than you may have initially given him credit for because he's all for answering for any atrocities left in your wake, intentional or not and Steve is not as true blue as you might think because despite committing himself to being a just moral beacon, he's still an emotional, sentimental human being who'll put his close friends above the law. Tho only if they did more to show us how Tony Stark and Steve Rogers individually perceive the act instead of outright telling us which sides they picked from the get go.

[@k.rekharani3837]

Ant Man: I have seen things.😂😂😂😂😂

[@zimknxckb4ck]

😂😂

[@premakumari7862]

Lol😂🤣

[@indiacharleston]

Public Reply number 5

[@statuscaptain4623]

What does that mean??

[@wtteam9104]

Ikr

[@TheZelanGaming]

3:36 that scream tho🤣

[@eamonreal]

5:21 When your siblings won't shut up

[@roit6437]

I agree with you mate

[@inneedoftherapy8153]

LMFAO,agree 🤣🤣🤣

[@arushgoel9203]

@@roit6437 😭

[@pronesniper21]

"When his girlfriend died, he didn't hesitate to make out with her niece."

[@Gemnist98]

Lol hilarious. CinemaSins will probably give the moment 100 sins.

[@kylecampbell565]

+Luke Dias I doubt it they only gave 4 sins for Batman and Batgirl having sex

[@_raven_da_sinner_8_645]

James "Bucky" Barnes: he just wanted some plums.🍑

[@thegroomsbrideisabeautiful7323]

ikr

[@FadedWorld.]

Well, technically he stopped aging and his gf grew extremely old, as this may sound a little fucked up, it's still ok, at least she's not his cousin lol

[@JoeFanik]

"Nobody is about the accords, Tony. Not even you" Everyone was thinking this but no one said it

[@wargrizzero5158]

Pretty sure T’Challa didn’t even intend to follow the Accords.

[@corlimations5841]

Very true

[@saasproductions3053]

Timestamp?

[@FirstNameLastName-tg3rc]

This is the ending I wanted to civil war. The ACLU takes the US government to court for violating the constitution in bypassing the senate in signing a treaty that is highly unconstitutional and violates the civil liberties of American citizens. The US government loses, mostly because it's clear cut what they did. That and how did so many governments, especially ones that respect human rights, sign a treaty that is basically lose any privacy or get locked up for trial, even if you only want to live a peaceful life and never plan to use your powers? Civil war is basically a bunch of people getting arrested because they stood up for their rights to things such as a trial as a US citizen, all because Stark and the Hulk had a god complex and made an AI. Oh, and Tony Stark apparently got off Scott free for something that I'm pretty sure classifies as recruiting and using child soldier. I.e. Spider-man.

[@kannan07]

@@FirstNameLastName-tg3rc ikr😂

[@randomname6477]

2:43 that's what should've happened. like I swear we could've heard some sort of apology because he did still murder tonys parents. Even if it wasn't truly him 3:34 lmao that's so true, if iron man wanted to kill Steve like he wanted to Bucky then he would've 100% killed both of them instantly. But because he didn't want to kill Steve he couldn't kill Bucky. 4:00 that should've also happened lmao

[@yinpopcat5499]

that bucky "can't hear you" was so funny

[@englishlady9797]

I get it. Actually we do kind of get that acknowledgement from Bucky in the jet on the way to Siberia that even though he was mind controlled/tortured he still did those things. Its kind of frustrating really, as its not, like the characters in this universe don't understand mind control or what a person subject to mind control can do. Remember when Clint was being controlled by Loki? The way I figure the apology thing is that either Bucky knew it wouldn't make a difference as Tony was pretty hellbent on revenge anyway or his capacity for emotions including remorse was still very limited from the brain damage which years of zapping people's brain's with elecricity would tend to cause. The other thing is that Bucky only seems to kind of acknowledge things he did when he's reminded or asked which makes me suspect he did not remember a lot of his missions (his mind was wiped after each one...) and might have been just saying what was expected. "Ready to comply" if you will.

[@sullivanbaker5692]

Everything else we can let slide for the greatness of the film but the part where Bucky apologizes or even tries to could’ve been part of the ending . We as a people probably needed to see that.

[@ShawnSQZhang]

Iron man to CA: "Are you Hydra?" lmao I cracked here 😂😂😂 this is just too soon!

[@shelbyscherbakova8980]

Me too😂

[@UnratedPhantom]

I didn't understand it can u explain it?

[@XxAngel888xX]

+UnratedPhantom In Captain America's latest comics he's a hydra agent

[@annakelmer3706]

I kinda hate Marvel right now cause of that. I mean, seriously? I know they want a new twist to get us to read the comics (and trust me I will now) but did we really have to take Captain America, the American dream, and make him Hydra/a Nazi? Really Marvel?

[@UnratedPhantom]

+xKillSwitch130x Ok thank you for explaining

[@crewlove7350]

Batman: I'm Batman! Black Panther: I don't care!

[@sjipsdew]

dude if you have ur secret identity and a picture of spiderman as ur profile picture, people are gonna put 2 and 2 together.

[@crewlove7350]

+sjipsdew I'm a photographer I take pics of spider man

[@ff7kevin13]

+Peter Parker you have one the internet for tonight

[@ImGamingchannel]

and i dont care that you want my seat

[@myspacesam6829]

good one dood

[@chelseyahdavila1378]

Chris Evans actually hurt his arm while he was holding onto the helicopter 🚁

[@cagedcoco1681]

But those Moobs were immaculate 😍

[@lmaoded1550]

Ikr

[@magicalThinktank]

2:34 In the first Ironman, Tony got shot out of the sky by a tank and smashed into the ground just as rapidly. It didn't even look like a free-fall, but rather that the engines accelerated towards the impact. Yet, he got up, shook it off, blew up the tank and the whole scene was forgotten.

[@karanvb8243]

The suit was working in that scene. It might have some technology to cancel out the g force. In civil war vision blew the arc reactor in war machine.

[@zuuwuucfc6391]

A missed opportunity that Black Panther didn't respond to "I'm Batman" with his "I don't care."

[@BrokenTooth]

YES!!!.....Ohh.....I WOULD've LOVED IT!

[@shoaibnaqvi5264]

and then batman replying "You will".... Then it goes back and forth lol

[@kamenriderantinomy]

They'll have their chance when the Black Panther movie comes by. It should go like this: Batman: Because I'm Batman Black Panther: I don't care Batman: You Will

[@BrokenTooth]

then.. black panther: Martha! batman: *goes out and cry's*

[@FahadAliLHR]

batman will make him care because HE'S BATMAN!

[@adamfitzwalter6207]

Are you hydra or something? ... ‘Hail hydra’

[@nadimmilano5426]

Adam Fitzwalter if yk u know

[@andimgetting396]

Adam Fitzwalter lol I saw this comment as he said that.

[@anahitasambrosiancooking]

Foreshadowing

[@justsomeguywithaquestionab3175]

ardyH liaH

[@Talonistrying]

Hail Hydra! \●/

[@paladin8052]

00:01 Still the best opening of all time 00:05 and the best prologue

[@anselmgademann9407]

Ys

[@babs40]

1:20 when Wanda said "that's crazy" I just started laughing soooo hard

[@JusmanRobertson]

The Spider-Man impression was perfect.

[@SunniDae333]

It really was lmfao

[@citycrusher9308]

It's got nothing on your Storm trooper impression.

[@bs3715]

I was about to say..

[@diegobareno5820]

It was but Spiderman sounded like he was four in the movie,

[@bs3715]

Diego Bareno xD

[@Chic0Lachowski]

"Steve Rogers 1920 - 2016 Threw a mighty shield. When his girlfriend died, Cap didn't hesitate to make out with her niece." 😂😂😂😂

[@nikolaspapanagnou2723]

Bucky. James Buchanan Barnes: 1917-2016. He just wanted some plums.

[@PandorasProtector]

Tony: No that's not it Peter: it's not? Tony: Come on you know! Say it! Peter: With great power comes great responsibility? Tony: There it is!

[@supernerd8067]

And it's now canon.

[@DrawingWidMe3182]

The one in which Bucky said sorry felt like the real ending

[@Samsaccountwithaname]

"I HAVE SEEN THINGS" Oh my God that killed me lol

[@kitodylanbabich2655]

If you're already dead then you won't see that I'M MURDERED

[@i.d_ek6263]

same

[@nakyderp1185]

Samsaccountwithaname lol

[@foxygaming4446]

Samsaccountwithaname same 😂

[@lukemaguire9123]

same here that was gold

[@jo7105]

"give me vitals...." "aww he's dead!"

[@DECENTcrew]

*naw he's dead!

[@Heliosvector]

naw he ded

[@liaminator4950]

RHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

[@redcrest5]

The Friday voice was really good. One of the actors can do an Irish accent really well. XD

[@TomoCooking]

the reason why they didnt kill him off is because usually black peeps die first in a movie

[@VijayaKumar-we3zp]

0:13 I can't stop laughing

[@Tt10156]

🤣🤣🤣

[@tabulldog2743]

Cap: "We?! Tony, you're the one who's reckless!" Falcon: *Cough* "You made Ultron" *Cough* My absolute favorite scene in Hishe. They have such a good point.

[@pirimpallopirimpalli4932]

except the reason Tony made Ultron was because Wanda messed with his head. And the reason the UN demanded the accords was 1) Hulk destroyed that city in Nigeria (Wanda messed with his head), 2) Ultron destroyed Sokovia (Tony made Ultron because Wanda messed with his head) and 3) Wanda had a slip of wrist and destroyed half a hospital in Laos. Then Tony was keeping Wanda put in his compound, but Steve got mad and sent Clint to call Wanda so they could all together break Steve's friend out of prison.

[@wiremuwiniata1216]

Honestly, I'm with my man here ^^^ and is no one pointing out Natasha, the Russian assassin that's killed how many people? I mean she's not protected by S.H.I.E.L.D anymore especially since it was discovered to have been insanely corrupt (sure she helped take it down...on an entire city but how many actually know that outside of the Avengers and would Ross really look past that?)

[@kidprime6863]

@@pirimpallopirimpalli4932 So in hindsight, this is all Wanda's fault

[@pirimpallopirimpalli4932]

@@kidprime6863 no need for hindsight. We all should have remembered it was her fault since Avengers AoU. She was young and we can forgive her, but to forget it is a fault.

[@aryapanangsang2497]

@@pirimpallopirimpalli4932 THW Accords then

[@depressed_snail6849]

Ant Man: "I HAVE SEEN THINGS"

[@hazo9441]

HAHA

[@strawberrymilkshake90]

that legit was funny XD

[@dragonboy4986]

I was cry at that part

[@chronozome]

i genuinely laughed at that joke

[@mehmetunalercan4924]

dat ass

[@AlexLove631]

2:45 - 3:18 minus the "I CAN SPEAK FOR MYSELF STEVE UGH!!", HISHE got pretty serious and emotional there...

[@dilbrooks4440]

They DID! The question is, would that scene have worked in the movie...

[@zangster4708]

+Dil Brooks That scene would've totally worked in the movie. The only issue with that is we wouldn't get the awesome, emotional fight that happened afterwards.

[@dilbrooks4440]

+Zangster I suppose not, but there's still great emotional potential.

[@MrRaymangouw]

Probably.

[@AlexLove631]

Dil Brooks I think they could've used a variation, with Bucky apologizing but explaining it wasn't him, then Tony going ape shit. His "I remember all of them" line was heartbreaking. Showed how emotionally tortured he is

[@izzygoff3865]

4:00 i always wondered why he didn’t do that

[@domidium]

I think they should have also included that Tony was essentially blaming the victim when he blamed Bucky for his parent's deaths, even though he KNEW Bucky's mind was being controlled and was clearly not in control of his actions whatsoever. Don't get me wrong, I can understand emotions taking over rational thought, but post-fight clarity at the very least.

[@nickolasamsulardii]

"Unless you're a plane" "Or a bomb" "Or some ice" "Or a brain wash buddy" "Or a spider maaaannnnnn

[@spongebobsquarepants2981]

"Then you don't necessarily have to yield!"

[@nikolaspapanagnou2723]

Please stop for the love of God!!!

[@lorenadelosrios4134]

@@nikolaspapanagnou2723 huh never would have guess cap hate music, what are you hydra or something?

[@nikolaspapanagnou2723]

@@lorenadelosrios4134 no. Why would you say that?

[@lilboysussrblx5133]

@@lorenadelosrios4134 Orrr rather your a planeor some bomb or some ice or spider Maaan when you don’t yell necissy

[@ProraptorGaming1]

That antman at the end killed me!

[@ProraptorGaming1]

Hahahahaha

[@marianasuarez-martinez6844]

+Proraptor Gaming "I have seen things."

[@Zachvonbarron]

I choked on my drink when he said "I've seen things."

[@bartemuss]

Ikr

[@Arachnoid.03]

+Proraptor Gaming yeah Kents super ass

[@trixiejanice7879]

3:14 that must be happen in civil war

[@user-hs3ue2bh5u]

2;26 Rhodey falls Tony: Vitals Friday: He'sDeAD

[@nikolaspapanagnou2723]

2:26

[@user-hs3ue2bh5u]

@@nikolaspapanagnou2723 my bad.

[@Porcays]

I love the way Vision says "Jokes are Fun" at 1:20

[@wulf8121]

The best part

[@berdansargol1577]

Porçay reis sen buralarda takılır mıydın

[@taylorhogan1733]

Porçay lmao

[@phoenixking9855]

1:22

[@dr.sajidmadethisaccount579]

K

[@gunnersubbu]

"What are you, Hydra or something?" I saw what you did there.

[@thatKaran]

I don't get the joke. Please, to explain.

[@thatKaran]

***** ohhh!

[@coolhundred21]

+Karantron In the recent issue of Captain America it was revealed that he was secretly an Hydra agent.

[@AlwaysInTheShade]

NOOOOOO *plugs ears* Why the hydra reference. Too soon.

[@baconlord8424]

Capt. was essentially brainwashed / given false memories.

[@VTObi4z]

1:59 I was expecting vision to fry them not Spider-Man 😂

[@Harsh-ok9zq]

3:34 I can do this all day 😂😂

[@VTObi4z]

😂😂😂 same

[@blueberrykidxdd5232]

Aaaaa-

[@lordindulgence]

"Give me vitals!" _"Oh he's dead - "_ *RHOOOOOODES!!!"*

[@nicktechnubyte1184]

RIP HERE LIES JAMES RHODES WAR MACHINE Fell 15,000 feet in a metal suit going 400 MPH...

[@smartwise_Sam99]

“Nah he’s dead”* 😂😂👍🏼

[@sweezxo]

Geek Hero Studios He should've definitely died, there's no way the suit was strong enough to take that amount of damage, but it's Marvel lol

[@antonbrakhage490]

I actually do think that Civil War would have been a stronger film if Rhodes had died, or at least been permanently crippled. And if Cap's team hadn't immediately been sprung from prison at the end. Having little to no real lasting consequences for anyone cheapened the entire conflict. The problem, I think, is that they wanted to do a really dark subject (friends turned against one another in a civil war) and treat it like just another lighthearted Marvel film, and it didn't work. Though I suppose you could say the lasting consequences caught up to them in Infinity War, when the team being divided helped Thanos win.

[@MapleEmpire]

Captain Phoenix well Rhodes did got Permanently Crippled. In Endgame he could not walk without the support of the suit!

[@Jujuchakshu]

I wish DC and Marvel fanboys would stop fighting and get along like the characters do in Hishe cafe

[@AddyRothTV]

In another dimension maybe

[@revantobias8567]

Never! The fan wars will wage for all eternity! I have seen the light, only marvel movies are worth watching.

[@hortator0767]

+Revan Tobias (ImperialTory) Oh you mean marvel films that have nerfed the shit out of your villains Loki is shit Ultron is Shit Zemo is mehh Mandarin is shit Red skull keeps running away from Cap

[@revantobias8567]

+Professor Zoom marvel can do no wrong. DC must begin forgiveness for ruining justice league.

[@hortator0767]

+Revan Tobias (ImperialTory) oh yeah and crossbones was good but he got killed in the first 15 minutes of the movie

[@championforever]

1:59 was the best😂😂

[@rahulspark365]

Wanda: “Oh~ It’s so sticky~!”💀

[@Spanky_McWaffleson]

"How long have you been there!?" "I have seen things."

[@Rithysak101]

DC fan: Marvel sucks Marvel fan: DC sucks Comic book fan: Why not enjoy both?

[@ElRook]

DC fan: Batman v Superman sucks

[@sohrabtheimpaler54]

Lol so true

[@coltonallgire1135]

Everyone: BvS sucked

[@superbrad3716]

I can't help but feel like you three totally missed the point of what Rithysak said

[@coltonallgire1135]

Super Brad : BvS sucked

[@ghettostuntabulious]

Bucky, "he just wanted some plums".

[@YaBoiChipsAhoy]

T'Challa: "But why did you run Bucky: "Well it all started when I was trying to buy some plums, then my friend showed out of nowhere and accidently led the FUCKING ARMY there, then I tried to get away so I didn't get arrested or murdered, THEN some crazy fucker in a catsuit started chasing me."

[@Ismail-kv3ex]

Lpegasus100 😂

[@thearcticcircle1636]

Lpegasus100 z

[@probablyhuman9947]

Lpegasus100 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

[@JRGProjects]

I like how Cap is so American instead of "is he old enough to drink" its "is he old enough to vote" hahahahahah

[@mrkajit9211]

3:37 if iron man wanted to kill cap

[@TheTendermen]

5:46 Ant-Man practising for Thanos

[@jhanica7789]

xD

[@frankschaefer8890]

it's practicing

[@ryanlowry1643]

Liam Fosdike waiting for a comment like this

[@Arnoldismouldy]

Dude you killed me 😂

[@exloadjokejoke7446]

@@frankschaefer8890 its pracgnant

[@RJDavePhin]

"I have seen things." - Ant-Man

[@justinp1011]

"It's so sticky!"

[@Jay-cs3ry]

Justin Patrick that is what she said😂

[@zyrilevangelista2903]

If Bucku apologized it would've ended up as another martha moment

[@GAshoneybear]

Right. And honestly, it's more realistic that Bucky is numb than in touch with his feelings and emotions. A lot of veterans are like that.

[@jamanadhanalakshmi6101]

This is the most convincing HISHE ever... IF this was the real ending , there wouldn't be Endgame and there was no one dead .

[@nitroneonicman]

"Are you Hydra or something?" "No! No, why would you think that?" LOL

[@uriahrootsva]

All these comments are bots, so don't get discouraged or anything. Your music is okay! (^-^)b

[@jakeheller9978]

I thought that was pretty clever because in the comics very recently it was revealed that Cap was apart of Hydra the entire time

[@jakeheller9978]

I thought that was pretty clever because in the comics very recently it was revealed that Cap was apart of Hydra the entire time

[@stevemann1534]

+Jacob Heller well not the entire time because the cosmic cube girl made him into hydra while also making him young again but there is a chance he has always been part of Hydra

[@jakeheller9978]

+steve mann Sorry, haven't been able to keep up with the comics recently

[@christianrushing7466]

when his girlfriend died, he didn't hesitate to make out with her niece

[@goopygoopst8269]

he just wanted some plums

[@AF-pw4we]

that was like 75 years ago... lol

[@pandaman4301]

what? you think he's not gonna move on?

[@ASOUE]

Who?

[@gaaraxnaru]

+Abdul Khan 1. He's only referencing the video. 2. She literally just died, that was moving on fast. 3. He barely knows Sharon outside of her relation to Peggy Carter and her government job. 4. MCU made their relationship seems even shittier and creepier than ti actually is by rushing it, so of course there's gonna be jokes about it.

[@redrex6642]

0:06 ….yes

[@redrex6642]

2:07 Ayo

[@bluerouter4182]

Off topic but when the guy says the code words to make Bucky go crazy, he says homecoming, so I imagine that's Easter egg to the Spider-Man movie? I love these little details that's why I asked

[@icebox2141]

"SOMETHING THING JUST FLEW IN ME" funniest thing ever XD

[@fallout2007]

Something thing?

[@philv2529]

It's also funny because I don't know why it's funny. It's literally word for word from the film.

[@Gemnist98]

It's funny because it sounds hilariously dumbfounded.

[@elliotandersen3439]

"HAY LOOK I AM giANT MAN!

[@chinomsookafor4564]

I was hoping for a Bucky: I'm sorry Tony, but I want you to know... my mom's name is MARTHA!!!

[@CathySaraiMolina]

rt

[@jessysoulmanscofield]

Hahaha nice too

[@Batman-fp2yr]

But Tony's mom is named Maria....

[@SymbiSpidey]

Captain America: "JAMES....I'VE GOTTA SAVE JAMES!" Iron-Man: "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?" Black Widow: "That's his friend...you know....Bucky? You know this, Tony...." Iron-Man: "Oh."

[@Cataphract1236]

It's Howard and Maria not superman

[@Supersentaidinoverse]

4:31 hishe super cafe (avengers version)

[@Springtrap-kk5eb]

Outro's SO FUNNY "I'm gonna make you KISS" LOLLLLLL

[@nikolaspapanagnou2723]

That freaking psychopath.

[@Imserious184]

@@nikolaspapanagnou2723 what?

[@Imserious184]

@@nikolaspapanagnou2723 lol ALL THE BEST PEOPLE ARE CRAZY

[@cataddict5975]

Bucky’s tombstone: He just wanted some plums🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kiran-gs2sr]

And cap's lol 😂😂😂😂

[@snehil.27]

What did that mean tho?

[@D2attemp]

Snehil he was trying to buy plums before he started getting chased in the movie

[@snehil.27]

@@D2attemp oh ok, thanks😂✌🏻

[@cosmogyral6826]

Hahahhaa

[@Pericle-vt3uq]

"You haven't any supervision." "We have Vision!"

[@user-bq9xk1ss8w]

Pichi SaS no

[@williamsalazar3679]

Pichi SaS ñ ,

[@nattompkins888]

2:26 banger of a skit from start to finish

[@Hello-mx6hk]

0:13 I’ve seen this video so many times yet this still cracks me up

[@POMOnkey1]

Best part right at the beginning 😂

[@TrelliessRose]

That's the only reason I watch this video

[@neelkulkarni18]

Cap: That's not true Bucky Tony: Does this chattering animal speak for you Bucky: No I can speak for myself

[@manjushakulkarni9202]

I understood that reference ☝

[@neelkulkarni18]

@@manjushakulkarni9202 Noice

[@priyojeetmondal9883]

Infinity war Tony, ebony maw and Dr.Strange

[@weNeedCook810]

Cap is Capitan Cap 🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢

[@kidsshaw7739]

Lmao

[@JohnBloomsTale]

That ending where Ant-Man said "I HAVE SEEN THINGS" made me crack up! X'D

[@cowboybarbaryn1302]

Ikr

[@brianmarks3723]

I couldn't stop for 2 whole minutes the first time

[@CanisMythson]

You mean, up crack? Because that's what Ant-Man saw.

[@brianmarks3723]

SonOfMyths73 eyyyyy I see what you did there

[@JohnBloomsTale]

SonOfMyths73 lmao

[@Jothomas214]

Bucky & Cap too good for this HISHE 😂

[@MichaelParthum]

1:34 2016: C'mon, say it right. 2021: There it is!

[@theeleanorshellstrop]

"When his girlfriend died, Cap didn't hesitate to make out with his niece" LMAO

[@themoon-sj5rr]

Hal Sy her* niece

[@phastherlight823]

Unwound Paperclip well his blood is in her blood so that counts (idgaf)

[@themoon-sj5rr]

Baruc Tapia oh

[@pvp214]

Hal Sy LMFAO

[@stevejoseph8231]

why did u ever stop?

[@supertron6039]

In the cafe scene, I was wondering where was Antman and when he did show up, I was laughing so hard! 😂😂😂

[@greenfirecraft]

Yeah lol

[@endofgreio]

3:25 he sounds more German than Russian

[@blyndfold4336]

I can’t believe HISHE actually wrote this ending better than marvel

[@stars9084]

That last bit really sounds like Ant-Man

[@VMG3001]

It's Paul Rudd

[@NickPiers]

+George No it isn't. It was Jon Bailey, just like it says in the credits. He also voiced Black Panter.

[@VMG3001]

***** it was a joke

[@NickPiers]

George Gotta work on your delivery, then, pally.

[@al1nuTzu]

ɷɷ I Haveeee Watched Thiss Movieee Leakedddd Versionnnn Here : - t.co/RlKbv1hghK

[@Dev-nd5oc]

Threw a mighty shield When his girlfriend died Cap didn't hesitate to make out with her niece.

[@michaeltaylor243]

He just wanted some plums.

[@vyshnavdudezzz7120]

🤣🤣lol

[@kaili_28]

@@michaeltaylor243 :)

[@brettwalker8480]

I still love the Hydra Cap reference. It dated this video because this was made when that storyline was first coming out in the comics, but it still makes me laugh every time I watch it.

[@keebledevereux4992]

Oh it’s so sticky 2:02

[@playstation.e7703]

well he is 16 so not yet

[@SteampunkCentral]

Both Captain America and Iron Man's best friends are named James. Why did they not become friends in the end?

[@harkishensingh7688]

lol

[@nekoali2]

Because their names weren't Martha. Duh.

[@alfredmurphy6364]

Dammit Hank!

[@ArsyaUtomo]

because one of them killed his mom? duh....

[@celestine8331]

"You have to save James!" "why did you say that name?!"

[@user-xh8ku1ob9h]

*I HAVE SEEN THINGS...*

[@prodankboii1936]

Tso have i😶😑

[@maxtoyreviews8081]

Ohm

[@cyansus4227]

FBI open up!

[@MichaelSBaram]

Stranger things?

[@lootcat1230]

...Superman is capable of knowing he was there the whole time...

[@oliviamackenzie9725]

I CAN SPEAK FOR MYSELF STEVE!!! god i felt that in my soul

[@zainua3638]

How have these guys not won Oscar yet? HISHE team is awesome, I would gladly donate if they want

[@stormgrey7670]

Who else paused the video to read the gravestones? 😂😂

[@thegreatobiwan9844]

Me

[@shinky__]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ilavelan2279]

Me

[@deniz-mo4jk]

yep

[@M0rdFustang]

Yup 😂

[@larnizzo91]

Wow Bucky sincerely apologizing and surrendering to his fate felt genuinely moving... Didn't expect that

[@turtlelover5988]

I almost cried.

[@evaschrevelius]

Same I wish that would've happened in the movie

[@p.z.arnott2329]

Thought the same thing.

[@TomiDelbene]

+Keiley k nah

[@c0cksmak]

yeah that was very good. I wouldn't have minded that at all if thats how the fight like ended. But then again. Tony wasn't listening to what anyone was saying at that point and was beyond reason. SO i don't think he would've responded this way. IF after he calmed down or a later time this happened thats probably how tony would respond but he wanted blood so I doubt buky would've even had time to say sorry

[@artslife4424]

5:10 this is the best running joke in HIS-HISTORY

[@nikolaspapanagnou2723]

6:20 I hope we will see him again in hishe falcon and winter soldier.

[@mechi1978]

3:38 Captain America: Steve Rogers 1920 - 2016 "Threw a mighty shield. When his girlfriend died he died, Cap didn't hesitate to make out with her niece" Bucky: James Buchanan Barnes "He just wanted some plums" This killed me when I read it 😂😂😂

[@oceanmantakemebythehandlea5620]

Die

[@justinpark2946]

I don't get the plums part

[@RailwayPenguin]

@@oceanmantakemebythehandlea5620 why?

[@oceanmantakemebythehandlea5620]

@@RailwayPenguin he said that killed him

[@jamesellis5778]

mechi1978 q

[@1994khalid24]

I kinda wish it went like "Because i'm batman!" "I dont care."

[@RRapierre]

Lmao i was hoping for this too.

[@textmachine09]

or "And I'm richer than you and Stark combined."

[@loganrosemeyer2126]

+textmachine09 lol

[@narutokurosaki2745]

And then Batman says "You will."

[@goranmitic7500]

now that would be awesome

[@haneefs666]

Bucky's face in that endgame funeral scene was really full of sorrow.

[@danieltaylor9459]

These are seriously amazing. And that opening scene...I fell on the floor lolol

[@BryanEdwardArmijos]

LMAO "Im not ready for you to be my dad uncle" spiderman

[@hasanwith1s]

+SirBaconBits 4444 That's riDUNCulous!

[@edsonsengo2684]

5:43 Batman:Because IM-- Panther:I dont care Why didnt u guys put that

[@geralt7511]

"You will" Batman still wins try again.

[@supermrmaro]

Because he's Batman no one interrupts Batman.

[@dzer3]

Just waiting for the Rocks shazam to be on here "because I'm B" IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

[@margarethafalco63]

+Omar Ehab Martha does

[@oluwatobiesan5889]

because he's Batman!

[@chezhiansworkshop3170]

Amazing video. Zemo's voice from inside was really funny

[@tanvirhoque1307]

3:52 Just as I imagined 🤣🤣🤣🤣