How Cats Broke The Game

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02. Intro Theme - Eyewitness (Remix)
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05. Theme of Amaterasu - Marvel vs Capcom 3
06. Die Anywhere Else (Extended) - Night in the Woods
07. Outro Theme - Eyewitness
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[@TheSokarin]

Seeing Cat's reflexes makes me realize the only reason i can pet or hold my cats is entirely because they let me.

[@APerson863]

Cats enforce consent

[@mikoto7693]

Oh my, yes. Unless you’re incredibly lucky to have one fall into deep sleep within reach, you never touch a cat unless it lets you. I’ve known this since I was a child but it occasionally still makes me smile. Knowing that I’ve earned the trust and privilege to pet my cats. Of course it’s mutually beneficial as they have learned there’s nothing quite like the human hand when it comes to getting good pettings. 😄

[@nabieladrian]

The fact that you're at mercy from your own cat is crazy 💀

[@katarsiz2]

cat's average reaction time is 20-70 ms, human's is 250 ms. approx. 7 times faster

[@youareaspook5897]

@@katarsiz2 its pretty ridiculous that our most talented and perception-trained athletes (who come in at about 120ms for F1 drivers and combat sports athletes) who are unbelievably fast to us are still at least twice as slow as a slow cat

[@YannisBang]

"They don't share their kills" My cat begs to differ and mostly because he thinks I have a skill issue

[@aste4949]

Got that second part backwards. You provide food constantly, you're a great hunter and cat wants to contribute some food back!

[@gaelonhays1712]

This is my issue. He brings back small, low EXP, high effort, and generally gross loot, and even when he does bring back something big, I'm too low-level and generalized to do anything about it. He once brought back a rabbit that was still warm, pushed the door open with the rabbit in his mouth, and set it inside before running off. I was grateful, of course, and impressed, as the rabbit was nearly twice his size (impressive again, as he's particularly fat), but I've never cleaned a rabbit. I've never even eaten a rabbit. So I took it back outside, and within a day, he took the hint and ate it.

[@ceu160193]

@@gaelonhays1712 You were supposed to cook it and share with cat, because cat wanted to make use of human unique skill "cooking", which can severely improve quality of food they get.

[@gaelonhays1712]

@@ceu160193 Unfortunately, I never learned the "carcass prep" skill, so all of my cooking is dependent on other human cook subs. It's on the list of skills I want for when I have spare EXP.

[@brianmiller4614]

@@ceu160193 rɑ mit ɪz hɛlθiʊr for kæts.

[@FreshSmog]

Cat flexing it's reflexes to perfect parry snakes and clown on the houseflies is pure dominance.

[@Abraham_the_pierra]

and solo 2 dogs

[@HazhuPazhu1]

@@Abraham_the_pierra that was such a huge outplay

[@SlacktivistWeeb]

​@@Abraham_the_pierraThat was some Messi stuff

[@appa609]

casually swatting houseflies is nuts

[@Dece132]

@@appa609 one of my cats used to swat them down and eat em

[@magonus195]

A few interesting points you missed: *Whiskers* - Cats use whiskers as proprioceptive radars, and also sensors to determine where their body can fit. (This helps them not get softlocked when exploring.) *Reaction Time* - Cat's reaction time is as quick as 20 milliseconds, twice as fast as a snake. This ensures their strikes and parries amd dodges virtually always land, no matter the trap or random encounter. *Exhaustion Hunting* - Rather similar to human players, cats often use exhaustion to reduce their enemies to a 0 stamina state for a kill, since their weapons are not particularly dangerous. This helps guarantee they win fights with 0 damage. *Purring* - Live testing has shown cat purring gives a subtle heal buff to adjacent creatures, so cats have a hidden passive ability that boosts parties. *Tail Counterbalance* - Moreso than dogs, cats use their tails to modify their inertia, allowing them quickly change vectors or maintain a level reticle when charging or performing aerial maneuvers.

[@tomfurstyfield]

Cats leave food in their bowls because they don't like their whiskers touching the edges too much

[@nicolaim4275]

Even more traits: Flexible skeleton - Cats can fit in and move through almost anything if they can just get their head through. Bio-weapons - Cats synergize with the parasite toxoplasmosis to infect prey and make it docile. They also carry bacteria in their claws and saliva that make healing harder, thus increasing the risk of engaging in combat with a cat.

[@adamismail2883]

Damn bob tail/tailess cats are nerfed then since they dont have the counterweight ability. Still they can wreak havoc tho

[@DistrustHumanz]

​@@adamismail2883 bobtail/tailless cats tend to be bulkier, so they are less likely to be airborne. Sacrificing the tail allowed them to put more xp points into mass.

[@plasmakitten4261]

The whiskers can also sense changes in atmospheric pressure, allowing cats to predict the weather with reasonable accuracy. This helps them know when to take shelter and avoid the waterlogged fur malus, which would otherwise be a huge problem since they rely so much on agility.

[@BurritoMedici]

I feel like this video was just an excuse for TierZoo to watch cat memes and call it work.

[@ryhi5]

Wait, people need excuses to watch cat memes and call it work?

[@nu1x]

Not really, cats are unique and the most deadly predator on Earth by an order of magnitude, even these days if not for cats, cities would collapse under rat onslaught. You literally never think about it, but it IS true.

[@donwald3436]

I do that and I don't even make videos lol.

[@Lemon_Sage9999]

I was actually kind of waiting for him to cover cats

[@thebillyd00]

As well as get paid to advertise a game he likes

[@hunterwyeth]

I don’t know how long it took you to find all the perfect clips for this, but you nailed it

[@Erik_Arnqvist]

Judging from time since last upload, I'd say two months

[@JuanGuzzoSantana]

Especially that last one with the orange sky and the two cats. Just amazing *-*

[@BomageMinimart]

Aye: seriously excellent video clips in this one.

[@TheZakR]

​@@Erik_Arnqvist this made me audibly laugh, thanks

[@ChrispyNut]

Probably an entire lifetime. I got a fiver that says TZ's upgraded storage multiple times just for cat-meme storage. 🤣

[@timmulder6362]

My cat was banned after 22 years this week. She is my youngest memory and will always be my favorite co-op partner. Gonna miss you ❤

[@Runenschuppe]

Dude, that's rough. Especially as Outside has no out of game communication channels and you have no idea where she is going to re-spawn or even what class she is going to pick the next time. I can only wish that you'll run into each other again during a future play-through!

[@andreilacerda5634]

Ah, she wasn't banned, my friend. She beat the game, and had to leave the server

[@cashewlater5317]

I heard she was caught messing with the code.

[@viaxxl]

Your cat was hacking

[@LeoLau-ip9bv]

hope your cat is happy in cat respawn menu

[@Sheepgamer522]

You forgot to mention that cats also have the ability to negate fall damage which is useful for escaping higher level predators and getting a jump on prey.

[@embreis2257]

4:16 not at all, it is very much in the clip, even confirmed in a caption 😺

[@Sheepgamer522]

@@embreis2257 Shoot, Must've missed that

[@MrTomtomtest]

Negate fall from a certain height tho. Cats do hurt themselves falling when they don't have the time to position themselves properly for landing. This is why second and third stories (going from European 0 as ground) are the most dangerous to them.

[@steventouchton2508]

☠️ lol

[@PickleJelly98]

@@MrTomtomtest not true. Cats doesnt need much space to reposition themselves to brace for landing. They can prepare even with just 15 inches of space for incoming impact. And the highest ive seen in a video a cat can survive is 9 storey building. But it landed on grass i dont know what will happen if it landed on solid concrete. A simple google search shows that they can survive well beyond that. 200 feet to be exact or 20 stories building.

[@bradleymuir6927]

I had a cat I used to shadow box with. She would sit up on her haunches/hind legs and we'd box by trying to block each others strikes. She never used her claws, such a good little murder machine. Rip Carmen

[@cyanthrope]

my Olive started randomly doing that with me one day! It's super cute

[@eyeofsauron2812]

Now all of the sudden I want a cat

[@middlesiderrider]

RIP? Did she die in the ring?

[@BlueGuy-dr1dj]

I wish cats and dogs didn’t have such limited lifespans so we could live out the rest of our days with our pets

[@ultimategamer2240]

Bro finally defeated the trainer 💀

[@idrnabil4364]

if they are top tier then why tf my grey cat cant even see the chicken slice i threw ?

[@James--Parker]

It probably takes after you.

[@killugon]

sorry to say this but your cat player probably has skill issue.

[@cynthialenz4962]

It's not alive anymore, therefore it's no fun to catch that dead chicken thingy!

[@rcranjos]

as the video explained. They look for live prey, not carcass

[@Zordlistair]

Bad connection to the server

[@Shenteresting]

Cat: Rogue Dog: Warrior Human: Mage

[@ryhi5]

Parrot/Bird: Bard?

[@RockmeHellsing]

Snake: Warlock Horse /Elefant (in india) : Tank

[@andyjay729]

Rat: Orc? In the sense that they can make good pets, and there were some hints in the greater LOTR franchise (especially in the animated version of Return of the King) that some orcs did not at all like being press-ganged into serving Sauron. You could compare that to how rats also suffered during the Black Plague (it was the fleas that gave it to them and then the people).

[@ViviBuchlaw]

Dogs are Obviously Rangers duh 🙄

[@user-zk4rg1ej3b]

Dog = servant getting served.

[@ManniGaming]

This was by far one of the most positively surprising videos I’ve found in a long time. Loved every minute of it. Thanks 🙏

[@etcher6841]

It had been years since KZbin surprised me so completely and so positively, I'm in still in shock

[@LúcioOW2]

Don't forget the house cat's ability to randomly double jump for no reason, that glitch needs to be fixed

[@superamogusbros5594]

Or their ability to break the physics engine and fit into small spaces, almost as if they were liquids

[@noiJadisCailleach]

Holy shit. Wait, this is actually a thing? My cat did something like this a couple weeks ago. I thought i just saw wrong and conveniently blinked at the right time to perceive it as a double jump. There were even a couple times they do a move cancel, too! But this is actually a thing? Whoaaaa

[@benrobertson216]

​@@noiJadisCailleach i tend to think of there movement as being similar to fox in melee

[@Protont]

​@@superamogusbros5594thats not a bug anymore, devs decided to keep it as a feature to boost human-cat affection gain speed

[@cg_pizza]

It's not a bug it's a feature 😉

[@NoMouthNoScream]

I can't believe you overlooked cat's special abilities:teleportation and liquid form

[@phoenixwhiler943]

Those are glitches that will probably be patched out

[@subaitaTasneem]

and no fall damage too

[@ryanbauer3680]

Keep in mind, it'll be patched out the same way as Bethesda patches their games...

[@andrasbiro3007]

@@subaitaTasneem And mimicking human baby sounds, which forces humans to take care of it.

[@Tiosedan]

@@andrasbiro3007 There's a secret progression tree that uses a rat pacifying pathogen to make your charisma doubled on infected targets!

[@Wasted_Space]

There was this house cat main in the clan that I'm in that was a freaking legend! He completed all his game objectives and hit max level and then max prestige pretty early, but he still struck around for another thirteen or so years. He was on the North American servers' top one hundred domesticated cat leaderboards off and on. He would casually one tap scorpion and snake players all the time. On more than one occasion he solo stopped a raid on our base from a coyote clan by using the craziest combos I've ever seen any feline player do. Bro was also super chill and was the freaking therapist for the clan anytime there was drama that could have broke the group up. One day a few years ago he curled up in a closet for a long rest, logged off and hasn't been on since. None of us really know for sure why he left, how he's doing, or if any of us will run into him again. If by chance you see this, xChief_Daddy117 hope your doing alright.

[@whitemoonwolf13]

fuck that was beautiful. dude has my respect

[@Blakbear3421]

Tears

[@sanuthweerasinghe7825]

why am i crying

[@pitbullthedog668]

I heard he got banned for hacking. No wonder he was so op

[@BluePangolin]

@@pitbullthedog668 just like a dog main all bark no bite. #freeChief #daddydidnothingwrong

[@user-kl9bf2sk8r]

Tier zoo: every cat is a threat Cheetahs: did he... just compliment us🥹🥹🥹

[@TakenBySS]

Is this a game?

[@yeetneet5334]

​@@TakenBySSno it just views real life species through the lense of a game

[@TakenBySS]

@@yeetneet5334 Oh thank you!

[@lolasdm6959]

I can defeat a cheetah with a baseball bat

[@AngelBirdo]

​@@lolasdm6959it would bring down morale though :(

[@tilio9380]

Not to mention cats are born with the trait of "fluffy cuteness" which turned out to be super effective on gaining trust and affection from humans.

[@warlordofbritannia]

“Rudimentary primate, you pet us, fumbling in adoration, incapable of resisting. There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am Purrfection. We are pampered, the masters of your home and existence. Before us, you are mice. You sleep because we allow it. You awaken because we demand it. This exchange is over, now bring me treats…” Hooman: Awwwww, how pwecious!

[@swxqt6826]

Toxoplasma Gondi is also a major factor in how humans interact with cats.

[@sginrummy88]

​@@swxqt6826 its also an OP trait that allows them to hunt mice better

[@FSousA7X]

They learned that meta from dogs

[@brooks1851]

@@warlordofbritannia I’m a cat and this is my favourite comment on KZbin

[@Abraham_the_pierra]

dam, that clip of the cat soloing 2 dogs is crazy, this is what happens when a hardcore player gets serious.

[@Taiyama2]

You KNOW that player was leaned in and locked in. Probably felt amazing for the next day or two after those plays.

[@AtlasSpitfired]

6:47

[@NeepersDeepers]

Never seen anything like it; POTG for sure

[@Pixellerated]

They were clearly using a hacked client, not even tournament players can pull that off

[@AtlasSpitfired]

@@Pixellerated most likely a tas

[@nickzardiashvili624]

Cats also share the dog's ability for morale healing the human build just by doing their usual stuff. A huge bump for any clan!

[@APerson863]

Exactly. And cats don't need to be trained for it. Their existence is funny

[@glassofwater281]

@@APerson863I've been taking care of an outside cat for half a year now and he's very silly. My cousins told me to teach him tricks but I prefer to watch what he does on his own

[@firstname9954]

@@APerson863 neither do dogs, the good boi skill is unlocked on birth and it last their entire lifetime, and its arguably the most broken moral boost ability along with the purring skill

[@kiro253]

​@@firstname9954ikr?? Who the hell needs to train their pet..just let them do whatever they want

[@anarchosnowflakist786]

they don't heal only the morale, it's been shown that the "purring" ability also gives a slight boost to healing bones

[@runeshadow]

Nice breakdown! Cats are so successful they were able to invest in periphery skills like Charisma to strengthen their position on the team.

[@historyrepeat402]

Okay the cat taking the crocodiles lunch is the craziest thing I’ve ever seen 😂

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@chaoslord8918]

Yoink.

[@tooclutch7660]

Crocodiles don’t eat birds because birds clean all the food stuck between the crocodiles teeth but the cat came and snatch it lol

[@IcyTorment]

It's amazing how many videos there are on KZbin of cats fighting alligators and crocodiles over food and winning. Sometimes I get the feeling that they're thinking that if something the size of a cat attacks them, it must know something they don't.

[@tinman7856]

@@IcyTorment the cat did'nt steal the food, it abducted the dentist. Thats why the crocodile was still calm, because crocodiles don't want to harm their tooth cleaning birds.

[@Goofer2485]

Devs need to fix the Orange cats, ngl

[@saninorochimaru2]

Bruh they get so much xp from lasagna it's not even fair

[@The-rq2og]

the fact that the orange skin just halves your intelligence as a cat player is so annoying

[@capitanes_de_los_juegos]

​@@The-rq2ogthat works to be silly and down humans guard to steal food

[@jaughnekow]

And black cats too. Their sneak skill is OP

[@SecretSquirrelProduc]

It's a companion build. Don't need to be smart if you can trick a human player to do everything for you

[@rizkyf.hudaya9439]

my cat clicked this video

[@davehollis5816]

Reflexes of a cat, the strength of a cat, and the wisdom...of a cat

[@Najeeb_Gamer7788]

My parents said if I hit 30k they'd buy me a professional camera begging you guys literally begging!!!😢❤

[@CheDeptraiSon]

Yea he want to learn how to build

[@walkingcontradiction223]

No kitty, that's my pot pie!

[@craftiebrown]

​@@Najeeb_Gamer7788 Go away

[@THESocialJusticeWarrior]

You missed one of the cat's most broken abilities: they can hiss. Even bears don't like to be hissed at. This is how even a house cat can stand up to a bear.

[@rtg_onefourtwoeightfiveseven]

I absolutely love the little clips of cats for this one. I imagine there were loads to choose from, but the edits make it next-level.

[@thegovernment0usa]

I could have watched it on mute except for the sound effects. Maybe TZ should be releasing shorts of those clips minus narration as ads for the channel.

[@lorenzodiambra5210]

my favorite character in the game is 8mm

[@evanforst7272]

2:56 takes the cake for me

[@rtg_onefourtwoeightfiveseven]

@@evanforst7272 Same, the Smash attack charge blinking is top-notch.

[@Matiassanita]

@@evanforst7272 best clip in this video, by far

[@professorhaystacks6606]

I love where the house cat sneaks up on the deer and it suddenly stops like it's thinking "Wait, can I eat this?"

[@helenanilsson5666]

"this rat might not fit through the cat flap"

[@AriaHarmony]

And the deer is like: no, stupid! *Delivers kick/slap to the face*

[@Monkeymario.]

mew

[@Monkeymario.]

man tier zoo quality has increased a lot since i last watched

[@axe2grind244]

My cat Bert is a 21lb death machine that sits in the middle of the road directly under the street light just so every living thing in the neighborhood knows it’s only still alive because he allowed it.

[@verrueckteriwan]

He only does it, so everybody knows where he is, because if he wouldn't be visible, everybody would panic

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@AC3handle]

jesus...that's a huge honker. Mine has never gone over 10 pounds.

[@axe2grind244]

@@AC3handle I tell people hes 50% lion, 50% Maine Coon, 100% goofball lol.

[@AC3handle]

@@axe2grind244 sooo...200% cat.

[@ChameeraDedduwage]

NGL, I just discovered that the gaming lingo is surprisingly well-suited to describe evolutionary processes, advantages, disadvantages, and so on. Nice.

[@plasmakitten4261]

Another aspect of cats being useful to human parties is that aside from potentially raiding food supplies, small mammals also tend to be disease carriers, which is a huge threat to human settlements. During the Bubonic Plague world event, human mains with cats in their parties did drastically better than others. Unfortunately many other human mains didnt quite understand why and falsely accused many cat mains' duos of hacking, leading to a wave of unjustified bans.

[@HammerTime150]

Hearing "The Witch Hunts" and "Public execution of innocents" be re-written as "Unjustified Bans" is peak irl comedy

[@andreilacerda5634]

They banned a lot of cats and ended up getting almost their entire player base banned as well 🤣

[@genxlibertarian9656]

Misuse and misapplication of the "logic" skill has lead to more problems for human clans than almost any environmental challenge.

[@coruscaregames]

​@genxlibertarian9656 they really gotta nerf the Cult Leader human build if anything, the skill synergies are able to DRASTICALLY debuff some people's logic stat

[@TaLeng2023]

TBF they also banned freelancer canids

[@dragoneye6652]

Another aspect of the house cat that i feel still somewhat overlooked is how they fill the role of a companion build. As tierzoo said, cats require minimal upkeep, making them great choices for human player with tight schedules, or struggles with physical or mental health, as even though house cats are considered social animals, they often prefer to be alone, or with one to three other party members. The housecat's ability to purr has also been found to have physical and mental healing effects on non housecat builds, such as humans. And thanks to their relatively decent intelligence stat, they can detect the emotions of other players fairly well, and act accordingly. These factors are why the vast majority of housecat owners are elderly, or the young adults in today's meta, as both groups have some level of restrictions when it comes to how active they can be with a companion in their party, and housecats are able to fill that particular void perfectly.

[@starmaker75]

In fact it theorized that cat players camp humans players nests to get rodents players and the likes.

[@Dillon-117]

And their smell is still good enough to detect falling blood sugar levels, cancer, and several other things.

[@wolven777]

They don't fill the role of companion, they are the main player and we are the servants, controlled by the purring or the cuteness or whatever nano-particle they emit to make us feed and entertain them...

[@DiamondKingStudios]

Good point; to me any household is incomplete without a cat, and I’m still a fairly young man.

[@muninn9674]

" they can detect the emotions of other players fairly well, and act accordingly. " my parents used to have a cat up until may, poor thing got taken by a badger, who would typically not sleep anywhere but in her own lil bed in the livingroom. when i had to move back home there a few years ago while i was doing trauma therapy, she would come into my room and either a) sleep by my feet, or b) next to my head. during the day she would always chill on my chest or lap, and if someone picked her up she would refuse and come crawling back. that blue little furball could definitely tell that something was wrong, and never failed in comforting me when things were particularly shit. i miss her so fucking much

[@Cletrac305]

About tool use. I have been around hundreds of cats living on a farm and as house pets. One in particular stands out. A 6 toed cat we called "parrot" because he would climb up and sit on your shoulder, staying there everywhere you went, even if you laid down under a piece of equipment to work on it. I had to be extra careful when welding because I didn't want to hurt his vision. we eventually let him in the house because he was not afraid of moving equipment. However, he was the single smartest cat I have ever known. He would "talk" to you, open doors (often closing them behind him), flush toilets, turn on faucets and open refridgerators, and a chest freezer, and also get his food out of containers with a screw on lid. We had him in the semi finished basement with a screen door up to the stairs. Dad installed a cam over spring latch on the door. The cat would pry it open. He installed a second spring latch, Parrot opened it, and he installed a third latch for three total, it also had a closing spring. We had to be able to push the door open from the other side to carry wood to the stove with both hands full. With three latches up top it was really difficult! After about a week, Parrot appeared upstairs again after we heard a tremendous bang from all those latches being forced! He did this several times. The door was fully recessed. One day, I was napping in the chair by the stove and heard the door banging. I watched him. The cat was able to use his claws to spring the bottom of the door just enough to push a piece of lath that was lying on the floor into the gap with his back feet, and then brace himself against a metal box and push the end of the lath over to use it as a crowbar to pop open the door! That was the only time I ever saw a cat use a tool.

[@cleigh3796]

You caused a glitch where the game recognized him as a member of a different class (birds, naturally) by giving him that name. He therefore was given that class's intelligence stat. Naming him dumbass would've prevented this problem 😄

[@W4LTER_Skanska]

i aint reading all that i asked chatgpt "What an incredible story about Parrot! It’s fascinating how he exhibited such intelligence and resourcefulness. Cats are known for their agility and curiosity, but Parrot took it to a whole new level by using tools to achieve his goals. His ability to open doors, flush toilets, and even manipulate latches is truly remarkable. It’s not every day that we witness a cat using a tool in such a deliberate way. Parrot’s problem-solving skills and determination are a testament to the adaptability of animals. I can imagine how surprised and amused you must have been to see him use that piece of lath as a crowbar to open the door!"

[@VoltisArt]

Parrot was clearly a rare critter. Thanks for sharing. I had one years back who _used_ a toilet a couple times, but didn't flush. His brother would climb up behind a (latched-open) door ala the Batman TV show, pushing against the wall with his back to keep traction. Just walked right up to his daily perch atop the door. Walter...keep grinding at that patience skill. You missed a good read.

[@jimhenderson8450]

I think cats are a lot more intelligent than they're usually given credit for, they're just better at being ingenuitive than following commands; Dogs seem to routinely bully cats into opening doors and things they can't figure out on their own which is pretty funny.

[@Dzaen2]

the fck, there is a human trapped inside that "cat"

[@AnoNYmous-bz2ef]

Cat: "Bold of you to assume I'm the support character here, hooman."

[@Salpalalo]

As a cat I can confirm, we broke the game and many other things. Watch out glass of water, I’ll be seeing you on the floor. Not an edit: This comment has equal to or greater than 0 likes.

[@Najeeb_Gamer7788]

My parents said if I hit 30k they'd buy me a professional camera begging you guys literally begging!!!😢❤😢

[@sprknGD]

Yooooo gd pfp

[@pacmon5285]

Just watch out for the cucumber.

[@poopshitterslostmedia]

​@@Najeeb_Gamer7788at least he's clear and honest about begging for clout

[@hermask815]

I’ve seen videos that showed how cats can manoeuvre through multi obstacled places without knocking anything down. Everything knocked down in a household is done on purpose.

[@TheBerchie]

Human: "Would you get off of the couch and do something!?" Cat: "Ehh, I don't feel like it..."

[@askmeanything8221]

Human: Why not there are a few juicy rats........

[@kiro253]

Human: aww ur soo cute🥹🥹 And the cat still lives on doing nothing

[@aninterestingpenguin9374]

Cat: “Would you get off the couch and do something!?” Human: “Ehh, I don’t feel like it…”

[@Sephiroth144]

@@aninterestingpenguin9374 Cat: Good- I want a warm pillow

[@supercables251]

Pours massive bowl of food "Why is my cat not hunting?"

[@Chyrosran22]

Dude your production quality is through the roof, hats off!

[@awesokestephen3494]

The clips of the cats soloing parties were insane

[@SuperSonic68]

I'll also mention the house cat's "catscratch" mini game. This is a cat-exclusive subgame that both increases XP through the simple act of play (an important human aspect as well) but ALSO awards a claw damage buff through sharpening!

[@bluekirby_64]

It comes at a potentially high cost, though: unless a cat-specific subclass of furniture is purchased, the minigame will consume whatever material the cat deems fitting, which may include highly rare and non farmable loot.

[@CliffSedge-nu5fv]

Ugh, button mashers.

[@empty-voiid]

@@bluekirby_64 Don't forget about how this buff also applies to some light-hearted PvP sessions with other teammates. I had to wear some special armour (hoodies give some nice dmg resistance on the arms) to play with my late cat when she was a lvl 1 kitty! But to be fair, she had the "berserker" trait, so she really likes to go a bit crazy sometimes.

[@TiaKatt]

@@empty-voiid I underestimated the value of cloth armor until I put an 8 week old kitten on my team. The protection is legit, and very helpful when the n00b is still learning to avoid dealing friendly fire damage.

[@Lukedaduke34]

The amount of B-roll that you can get from making a video about cats is fanatastic. I was dying from all those clips lmaooo

[@alexseguin5245]

For real haha, I'm crying from laughter XD

[@elitedangeroustheworldnext9086]

Some of it are endangering the animals, for views tho, bad

[@Gabee135]

Cat's sharp claws are so important to them that they evolved both shedding and retractable claws which is pretty impressive

[@justaregularguy115]

And yet we humans often DE- claw these creatures.

[@mrfattypancakes]

They didn't 👍 Darwinian evolution has been completely debunked. Darwin said if we ever reach a point of irreducible complexity, then he would concede his theory is not possible. We have reached irreducible complexity in a single cell. It is not possible for the proteins, and every component needed to make a cell to exist in nature without each other for longer than microseconds. None of this is opinion. Darwin by his own words doesn't believe Darwinian evolution. It is not possible for single cells to not exist then exist because the components to make a living cell can not exist on their own. I hope you can begin to understand the genius of creation.

[@andyjay729]

That said, those claws can pose a threat to human party members, since they can also harbor disease ("cat scratch fever").

[@Vinemaple]

Not to mention that they can actually deal lethal necrotic damage to small builds!

[@glaxb17]

@@andyjay729 that's said so it seems that they attack you with a disease just by scratching you, the truth is that it is not the cat that attacks you with the disease, but a bacterium (so it is a very simple infection) with a domestic cat it is almost impossible for this to happen (every single predator, if it bites you in the wild, could attack you with some bacteria, so it's better to take antibiotics to be safe) this is caused by the fact that in their claws and teeth there are bacteria from the flesh that they cling to or eat

[@radpechi]

Some house cats also team up with dogs at ranches and farms, scouting out and sometimes even "pointing" in a direction if the cat detects another animal not belonging to the herd/ranch. There's this one Ranch place that occasionally posts videos of their guard dogs guarding goats, and the cat out in the field at night or day hiding inside of holes that the dogs dug for the cat. It's fascinating

[@webbowser8834]

I am perfectly aware that this being the internet, there is no shortage of amazing and hilarious house cat clips for virtually any context. That being said, the clips you have selected are particularly excellent and added a lot to an already great video. Thank you for making my day.

[@MiddlePath007]

The clip at 2:55 was especially well utilized

[@WhatIsSanity]

@@MiddlePath007 I bet that hurt 🤣

[@Roman_the_black_cat]

1:10 fun fact, cats were not domesticated, they just decided saw a bunch of exp (vermin) in the stockpiles and we let them do that because it had good synergy with our skills and needs

[@jasongodding6655]

Yes and no. Domesticated classes are different from their wild equivalents down in their code. There is a significant discrepancy between the code of a housecat and a wildcat, even if the housecat did not spec in the "tame" attribute. It would be more correct to recognize that, typically, when the "domesticated" trait is patched in for a class, it's because the human players petitioned for it. But it was more heavily the CAT players who petitioned for their own class to be patched - admittedly with the blessing of the human players.

[@Siberius-]

​@@jasongodding6655 - There are differences, though an African Wildcat is already far more fitting for modern cohabitation compared to a, Grey Wolf.

[@Leoninhk]

so they domesticated us

[@alivecoy]

@@Siberius- True i think its more accurate to say cats initiating the domestication process is the key difference. they are domestic, they can eat and digest some starches and other food they their wild counterparts cannot (a similar change occurred in wild canines). Any domestic animal can become feral and fend for itself in the wild. isolated humans (individuals not groups) undergo similar changes.perhaps using diverged groups like dogs and wolves as a comparison to domestic cats and African wildcats doesn't clear up how it happened.simply because the context of the former relationship of small-wildcats and humans is overshadowed by the history of the domestic one in a way that wolves were not, because we competed for food. sorry for the rant, but the history of domestication was always a fascinating one to me!

[@midnightfenrir]

​​@@alivecoydidn't they discover that domesticated dogs and wolves have divergent histories, not that dogs come from wolves? I also thought one of the major indicators of domestication is breeding for purpose. A house cat is just basically a wild cat in terms of genetics and we haven't needed to specifically breed them for what we use them for. Which is why the wild cat is going extinct, because they interbreed heavily with their domestic counterparts.

[@user-my8ix4yb3i]

Cats are the animal definition of "nahh, I'd win."

[@pitbullnamedcupcake8485]

Gojo Catoru, the strongest animal of the modern era.

[@artistaroundtheblock2047]

Like “what if you fought Satan?” Cat: “Nah I’d win” Us: “What, it’s the reincarnation of evil.” Cat: “Skill issue”

[@dr.chalmers7923]

Humans are the definition of “nah, I’d win.” Cats are the definition of “touch me, I dare you.”

[@user-cd5fm3hh9k]

​​​@@dr.chalmers7923 The strongest minmaxer, Human, fought the cat The king of frauds. As he began to open his bag of cucumbers, Cat shrunk back in fear. Then Human said: "Sit down, you were wrong"

[@jaqua7732]

🤣🤣🤣

[@dogwithanak.mp4]

Cats are cool and all but in the lobby when you're queuing up for a scavenging run, there are unskippable interactions of pushing things off tables and breaking vases exclusive to the class.

[@yingle6027]

I bought a stray cat some fresh cut salmon because I felt sorry for it. It took one sniff of it, looked at me and wandered off in disappointment.

[@reverse_shell.asm.sh.exe1]

I once warmed up the milk and tried giving it to my cat, it air buried the milk - similar to how they do it in a litter box

[@airconditionedBreeze]

@@reverse_shell.asm.sh.exe1That means it wants it later (I'm pretty sure lol

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

​@@airconditionedBreeze nah, it means it thinks it's shit from its smell and wants to bury it

[@emmaporter8160]

Yeah my cat has never accepted fish either. He loves tuna water though. It’s weird.

[@brianjones9780]

My cat loves two things the most: poultry and liver. Fish not so much.

[@empatheticfrog2052]

Watching the cat "parry" a snake and the snake just staring in disbelief is the best part of the video.

[@MrWizardjr9]

The snake calls hacks

[@Mattkael]

​@@MrWizardjr9Check him PC!

[@theviniso]

"Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this"

[@Mattkael]

@@MrWizardjr9 Check him PC!

[@TaLeng2023]

Snake: "WTF is wrong with this snake?!"

[@ethanemerson4862]

I’m surprised he didn’t talk about cat whiskers. Those things can sense vibrations in the air. They don’t have to see you to send you to the respawn screen.

[@atila620]

I recently saw a video of a cat with no eyes accurately chasing and catching one of those feathered wand toys. It's uncanny.

[@pyreneesfarm7818]

We have some inside cats including a disabled cat ( musculoskeletal deformity making her unable to eat dry food or defend her food from other cats ) and two hand sized kittens who walked fearlessly into the house one day when we opened the screen to feed the outside cats and their kittens . The inside cats ate 2 cans of wet food twice a day. To save money, I decided to feed only the kittens and the disabled cat. This saved a full can of food daily. Two days later, as I was taking the food out of the refrigerator, my Orange cat stood in front of me in the doorway and "talked" me into feeding all of them again. He looked directly at me, not the cans or bowls and made motions while ha gently meowed that looked like a pre vocal toddler negotiating for treats. I broke out laughing and they all get fed twice a day. He is a good negotiator! Am I a softy? FYI, he has been a good kitty ever since.

[@baldystick3327]

"Cats don't share their kills" My cat giving me bird: I'm a generous god

[@Non_Consistent_Potato]

Did you eat it

[@reverse_shell.asm.sh.exe1]

guys, he did, ok, he put it in the oven and shared the bird meat with the cat

[@reverse_shell.asm.sh.exe1]

@fishfreakss ahhahahahha

[@theandromedaeffect979]

getting hit with “die anywhere else” randomly in the background without warning brought back so many memories that i didn’t expect

[@ILikedGooglePlus]

Honestly so glad I was already cuddling my cat at that moment. Such a great game

[@kinggrimm2700]

I'm gonna cry bro 😢

[@raku8349]

Thanks for the heads-up bro

[@idksomedude3032]

Crimes?

[@forrestdevine2336]

@@idksomedude3032 CRIMES!

[@Yamaazaka]

Was expecting a bit on their 9 lives. It is hard to express what is essentially a defensive stat. Being very small, quick, flexible, & 'random' helps them survive ambushes from larger and more numerous foes. As well as free floating* clavicles etc. the survivability for this build is S tier.

[@Puschit1]

They can basically outrun everything they can't overpower. On top of that they basically have a first strike trait that might not do much damage but hurts ALOT! That single scratch across an attacker's face is usually all it needs to convince the attacker to back off (or at least to be cautious enough so that the cat can escape).

[@MgMast3r]

It's S tier but only if they're good, as many also perish on their path to greatness due to build's high risk/high reward playstyle.

[@streakermaximus]

Cat: Cast Soul Stone

[@OlgaAndreyeva]

The quick time event section seemed to reference that to me

[@Lefty7788tinkatolli]

What do you mean cats don't share their kills? My cat "gifts" me at least 3 dead mice a week!

[@sagirparkar4115]

ha ! that is not them sharing their kills.. but rather taking pity on you (us) because they think you (we) cant procure our own food.. 😃😃

[@user-fq5xx4vd5m]

I've read that that means the cat thinks your an incompetent hunter....

[@AidanDaGreat]

Actually, it's not that or that they think we suck at hunting. Cats take their prey to the entrance of their territory (your house) as a warning sign and to mark territory. They don't usually care about us, those cats. Alas.

[@user-fq5xx4vd5m]

@@AidanDaGreat source?

[@AidanDaGreat]

@@user-fq5xx4vd5m i made it the fudge up

[@electricbayonet2]

Every cat main I’ve known complains about a bug that can give random objects the ‘Predator Mimicry (Serpent)’ perk, but generally they’re pretty happy about their class pick.

[@Vinemaple]

I thought I read somewhere that those were all either players not knowing how to properly use 200% reflex speed, or human players using an exploit to prank them. Maybe the exploit is the bug?

[@dylandarnell3657]

@@Vinemaple Human players do be like that

[@kiwisweet5520]

cucumber

[@IIIAnchani]

I think somehow the cat main I got in my party is pretty weird. no mood malus on interaction with water, gets a +1 mood bonus when there's thunderstorms outside and a +2 mood bonus when there's fireworks, but also 0 points in the hunting small mammals and avians skill tree... He hunts houseflies and shoelaces. Very effectively, I may add, but that's the extent of his hunt.

[@rugbyguitargod]

@@Vinemaple I mean, exploitation is the watchword for the success of the entire human build lol

[@guts60]

The house cat build’s decision to invest so many evolution points into the “reflexes” skill is an incredibly powerful decision. The ability to react to threats of attacks before they land is not to be underestimated, it makes the house cat build nearly untouchable so long as the player using it has their guard up. Combined with their above average speed stat and their second-to-none perception with high investment in the “eyesight”, “hearing”, and “whiskers” skill trees, sneaking up unnoticed on a house cat player up is impossible.

[@a.v.y8331]

it even doubles as an incredible hunting tool, where they can detect prey way before prey can detect them, and then even outskill their prey by reacting to maneuvers in the middle of executing any action. cats have some of the least hitlag and fastest animation cancels in the animal kingdom, which, combined with these reflexes, allow them to lock prey in unstoppable and unbreakable combos most of the time. of course, the fact that they're a rogue assassin type build also means that it usually takes only one grab or one crit to ensure the kill, but there's a backup for if they fail the grab or crit, and then there's a backup to the backup since there's virtually no frames between missing one hit and the next one landing.

[@ICountFrom0]

If you want to see just how much, check out some cucumber trick vids. That's 100% reflex, no brain, all POOF, ready to counter instantly.

[@glenmcgillivray4707]

Reflexes were originally an evasive skill tree and cat mains managed to refine it into offensive and even counter attack strategies that surpass Snakes, the original ambush class masterclass. Cats can even counter attack bird of prey builds designed to strike faster than other builds can even react, demonstrating the power of their hyperspecialisation in this particular field. If only they would stop trying to farm XP when bored. I always feel bad when they bring home baby bunny players.

[@jb-fl7le]

so pretty much a cat is your prototypical ancient japanese Ninja. Stealthy and super reactive.

[@dmanagable]

Like TZ points out though it's not a build for noobs, relying on reflexes makes the cat very much a high skill-high reward build that is awesome in the right hands but disastrous if you don't know what you're doing

[@kyriakos02]

Kitties maxed out their ''cute intimidation'' stat without even trying

[@bemusedbandersnatch2069]

Yeah I was gonna say! The favorable matchup via small builds is key, but it is very convenient that cats have a higher charisma stat which works well on human players. Normally you'd just think more in terms of sociability as a means to unlock team strategies, but I swear cats have managed to parlay the sociability aspect of the intelligence stat into something that must be called charisma. Human players are just so much more likely to work with cats than you'd expect, even in situations where rodent killing isn't something that player needs.

[@ShawnKavanagh]

It's a highly valuable skill

[@a.v.y8331]

this is a random insert but the chinese word 奶凶 is literally the PERFECT description of this. Directly translated, it means "milk fierce", referencing how small animals that have yet to be weaned from their mother's milk look adorable when trying to be fierce and intimidating. In my completely uninformed and totally unprofessional opinion, I am 100% confident that this phrase was directly coined from looking at kittens.

[@Siberius-]

​@@a.v.y8331 - Kittens (and adult cats) dooo absolutely shit on human babies when it comes to cuteness, I must say. ESPECIALLY new-born human babies, good lord. Not a very pleasant sight. I think we really need to step up our game. Crying babies being really annoying, works great in regards to the parents, but they're damn lucky that we thankfully live in a certain society, because otherwise that crying doesn't work for non-parents, and their cuteness-levels are no where near enough to save them. Compared to a cat, it's essentially impossible to not take in a cat.

[@vinckr5553]

@@Siberius- i agree but it get's better for humans when they reach toddler level

[@DJ-ew8fd]

So much attention to detail in these. Entertaining script, clips, and editing. I remember when I first saw these in 2017 ish and they are all so good.

[@nathanclarke7162]

Man I just love the constant video game jargon and references. I get that that's basically the whole point of the channel but it's really fun to watch. Besides that of course there's great information too.

[@KennKuun]

I'd argue the information is easier to digest BECAUSE of the video game jargon.

[@MeatDucky]

LOL the dad kicked the rat into the little girls face at 8:45 Dad of the year

[@r200ti]

yeh that cracked me up

[@backstabba]

So she can head butt it for critical damage.

[@-externalbuilder9132]

lmaooo

[@LudwigVaanArthans]

​@@backstabbadamned human players and their social cooperation skills..

[@Kakarot64.]

She needed to deal damage to earn exp for the kill as well he was only helping her level up

[@--enyo--]

ngl I needed this video right now. TierZoo commentary over a string of cat videos. It pushed back the existential dread for a short time.

[@donatoclemente4421]

Same same

[@minimachomestead]

Keep your head up, hopefully better days are ahead!

[@vinvenus4581]

I used to look down upon the cat build, but this video evoked some admiration. Maybe the best really is a human-dog-cat combo.

[@stuartdollar9912]

The human-dog-cat combo (added horses for mobility) is literally why civilization exists. It never hurts to have friends.

[@dionettaeon]

What's especially fascinating is that, unlike other animals that humans have domesticated, these small cats domesticated themselves in a way. Once humans started growing and storing large quantities of food, rodents and birds saw an easy food source that drew in large populations of them. This in turn made them an abundant target for the cats. Humans recognized this and allowed the cats to stay within their civilizations, while the cats grew to lose their fear of humans as a serious threat.

[@dbseamz]

Cats: "whoa, these creatures set out a bunch of bait and now they have a ton of prey running around! And they're letting us steal all their kills without us even asking!" Humans: "whoa, those creatures are killing everything that comes to steal our food, without us even asking!"

[@toddjones1480]

Cats still naturally fear humans unless they are socialized with humans in their first few weeks of life.

[@ProgrammedForDamage]

Yeah I remember reading someone saying that it was a domestication of convenience, not really because of anything humans did. It's fine as long as it suits the cat. We had friends who had cats and dogs and they went on holiday for a few days and forgot to leave food for them. All of the animals were outside (although they had a sheltered area) the whole time. When they returned the cats were their fine, happy selves. They figured something had gone wrong with the regular supply of food, so they wasted any bird that happened to enter the yard and ate that. The dogs on the other hand were a dejected mess. They'd just sat there waiting the whole time.

[@Homer-OJ-Simpson]

@@toddjones1480dogs not raised with humans fear humans too but not as much and a big difference is a dog raised around humans will generally like all humans while a cat raised around humans will still fear most other humans it’s not familiar with

[@stevieg1921]

OMG, I love the ending. Bridging the dog/cat divide. I'm tearing up.

[@warlordofbritannia]

Double the floof, twice the survival.

[@isaiahh.2287]

8:48 That rat FLEW

[@jonathanmaster15]

Rat became football for a moment

[@Retroist2024]

Flying rats?

[@Lemon_Sage9999]

Rocket League but it's Rocket Rat

[@alexk9642]

poor girl that got hit in the face

[@rouge2834]

They fly now

[@yXe7777]

is this the promised cat video we waited 6 years for? from the car tierlist

[@thequeenofswords7230]

Dogs: Man's best friend. Cats: Civilization's best friend.

[@Adan11961]

holy shit you're right

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@zackofpersia5086]

love this

[@chrisaskin6144]

Don't tell Chris Packham that.

[@BT4282]

I feel like Cats' ability to buff party members' healing rate through purring should get a mention as a useful skill.

[@Mobius118]

Absolutely, I’ve benefitted from this my feline’s use of this skill many times, and it is something that should be mentioned is lacking in the dog build, an unfortunate detriment

[@globes179]

My cats often share their kills - it's not even a surprise anymore when I come into my bedroom to find feathers and a dead bird lying there.

[@theMyouknow]

Wish i could get dinner on the bed too.

[@alansujansky8591]

You should keep your cat inside. Outdoor cats have directly caused the extinction of so many native species :(

[@reverse_shell.asm.sh.exe1]

your cat thinks you have a skill issue

[@tagAught]

You have now got me addicted to Cell to Singularity.... I downloaded it just in time to get into the top ten of my leaderboard in the Feline game! ANd I'm finding it just *fascinating*... it's taken a *lot* of my attention over the last week.

[@rylandvance5304]

This is the first video I've ever stumbled across from this channel and I think I found something new and awesome to watch.

[@fredlss89]

You did!

[@ramjb]

ohhh you're in for hours of entertainment and laughter. This channel genuinelly is one of the highlights of this platform :)

[@user-sr9qe2zl9w]

slightly jealous. this channel is amazing.

[@korowheke3182]

join ussss mwahaha welcome to the zoo

[@reverse_shell.asm.sh.exe1]

lucky you, I've watched every single video from this yt channel

[@Cri_Jackal]

Cats are just mammalian snakes? My eyes have never been more opened.

[@The1nvisibleJeevas]

The Ferret class looks even more like snakes, but loses out on some cat perks like speed and intimidation.

[@darusscroweshow]

It's legend that Egyptians made domestic cats through combining lion n snake DNA, why they have both mammalian n reptilian eyes. So that tickled me

[@xKingx16]

@@darusscroweshowFinally, some good f*ckin lore!

[@uuh4yj43]

i love how there is always a dichotomy to find, feliform caniform, snake lizard etc.

[@theviniso]

Cats are mammalian owls.

[@raininginside]

Shout out to the Cell to Singularity collab. I've been playing it for 2 years and it's great fun to do these events.

[@Godfrey544]

isn't it just a spore ripoff?

[@fallenerror6524]

​@@Godfrey544spore is completely different, as someone who has played both games extensively

[@Jorbanana]

@@Godfrey544 It couldn't be farther from spore.

[@zamboni3438]

@@Godfrey544 its a clicker game, like cookie clicker.

[@TerrariaTree1]

​​@@Godfrey544it's the farthest thing from a ripoff, it's like saying that the pyramids are a ripoff of graveyards, sure they serve a similar use but that's the only thing they are similar at.

[@slayerdrake5901]

There was a scorpion in my bathroom under the garbage bin , my cats alerted me and probably saved my life .

[@eddykidplayzyt]

My cat is such a good hunter. I had a mouse in my house one time and my lazy fat orange cat just fuckin stared at it for several minutes, just lounging there on her side

[@felixhenson9926]

Yeah one time one of my lizard's feeder crickets got out and later i heard my cat meowing insistently over and over at me until i went to investigate and she just looked at me and then it like 'move it then' 😂

[@middlesiderrider]

Skills vary widely between individual cats. I have one cat that catches live snakes. I have another that gets scared if I throw him a treat

[@OdaSwifteye]

*note that all the cats that hunted weren't fat*

[@Phyr123]

Now I understand why cats will just look at each other in a fight and don't attack, because they can parry each other. The duel would be energy inefficient and endless. Downloaded Cell to Singularity too!

[@reverse_shell.asm.sh.exe1]

nah, they have their own language and shit, they are probably talking in cat language before the attacks start going off - some cats have more dexterity than others

[@namelessnavnls8060]

Jason McBason here on KZbin put it perfectly. Domestic cats will "throw themselves at you" when they attack which is a very effective high risk, high reward strategy. It's startling and that's how it's supposed to be when using it against something they're trying to intimidate or chase away rather than kill. Also hey! I heard that NitW background music. Good choice!

[@laurencefraser]

They also have ALL the pointy bits, with teeth and all four paws being prefectly capable of inflicting meaningful damage on most targets they're likely to encounter.

[@natej3353]

I have, time and time again, watched cats terrify animals 10, 20x their size and/or weight. It's nuts how much their "strat" works.

[@CliffSedge-nu5fv]

The "cat grenade"

[@prismaticbeetle3194]

the cats specced into the most OP skill ever created they specced into CUTE

[@lunatic557]

Honey, Get up. Tier Zoo just uploaded

[@Najeeb_Gamer7788]

My parents said if I hit 30k they'd buy me a professional camera begging you guys literally begging!!!😢❤😢

[@wolven777]

@@Najeeb_Gamer7788 Stop spamming and go work.

[@walkingcontradiction223]

@@Najeeb_Gamer7788 Uhh, man.. That's kinda weak. Make videos and get good bro, the world is a grind; get used to it.

[@sunny_froyo]

I read this as "Honkey" lmao

[@BigDaddyWes]

Report that clown for spam. Don't engage.

[@lasercraft32]

After your Dog's vs. Cats video, I was expecting this video to throw a little more shade at cats. I was pleasantly surprised that you actually listed the cat's benefits this time around.

[@InfiniteAnvil]

Yeah this felt like an apology for that video lol

[@zemorph42]

6:44 One domesticated cat holding off an entire pack of - are those dingoes?? You're kidding me!

[@AvarieWilliams]

I hope the kitty made it out okay 😢

[@Dell-ol6hb]

No those aren't dingoes, that's just a pack of stray dogs. Dingoes would probably be far less cautious considering they regularly hunt large mammals like Kangaroos, which also will fight back

[@krustyman5151]

If it was dingoes that clip probably wouldnt be allowed on this channel

[@zemorph42]

Thanks for the help. I'm American and have never been able to travel outside the country.

[@zanido9073]

Kitty used Intimidate. It's Super Effective!

[@Walker_96365]

7:03 Never thought I’d see a cat knock a bug out of the air

[@breznknedl]

cats also scare off creepers and thus prevent you base from blowing up!

[@rowandowler511]

An interesting video might going over all the main builds used as support for humans, and which one has been the most invaluable throughout history. I was thinking initially it would be pretty clearly dogs or cats, but horses have also been massive. Certain human factions have also relied heavily upon allied birds, both for communication and navigation

[@TechWiz717]

There is already a support tier list he made some time ago. I think your idea would have too much overlap, if you haven’t seen it check it out!

[@JohnSmith-j7n]

Yeah dogs are nowhere near as vital to an agrarian society as horses are. Horses were also used for hunting.

[@ajinkyakamat7053]

Not true if you have a herd

[@uuh4yj43]

cows and bulls are very important for early agriculture, plowing is broken, as horses just dont cut it for larger settlements, while the cows also provide milk and eventually a LOT of meat.

[@uuh4yj43]

​@@JohnSmith-j7n the team combo for early civilization is one dog a herd of bovines, a couple horses and a few sheep. all basic needs covered and making each partnership more effective. defense herding plowing mobility food clothing.

[@RyzawaVT]

I can tell that the abundant cat footage made this not only easier but more fun for you to edit.

[@gustavakerman2566]

The cat is the quintessential parry build. No fancy dodges, no fancy gimmicks, no weird attacks, and no unusual intelligence. Just pure skill. High risk, high reward.

[@jonothanthrace1530]

10:30 Let me say once again how much I admire the level of work you put into these videos, Mr. Zoo.

[@mustachetwirler7617]

I was already playing Cell to Singularity and the creators advertised to me your latest video on cats.

[@GearheadF1_]

My old cat used to catch flies from the air while they were flying and eat them. My current cat which is a small kitten once caught a locust that entered my home and everytime it tried to escape, she caught it again. Cats are amazing at catching small and quick insects.

[@ramshacklealex7772]

My cat claps them between his paws and then pounces on them when they fall to the floor stunned.

[@caspianchan2371]

Whenever I play with my cat using a lure, I thought I'd be better at not letting my cats "win". But most of the time they can track the random swaying I do and catch it, which honestly keeps impressing me whenever they successfully do.

[@GearheadF1_]

@@ramshacklealex7772 same with my old cat. She would catch the flies using her paws, which is something I forgot to mention

[@omrmajeed]

Love this video. Never thought about cats and dogs in the way you explained. Dogs for hunting, cats for storage protection. Also; Cell to Singularity is great, thanks for bringing it to my notice. This is the type of ad I like.

[@LazymanCreations]

the editing on this video is insane, always amazed by what you’re able to put out we need content on youtube like this, thank you as always dude

[@SquirrellyOtter]

1:23-1:26 I was expecting to see like an Atari for the early cat build, but I'm unpacking my 360 and my Wii as part of my house cleanup as I'm watching this video, I've never been so offended in my life 😂

[@Shaiandra]

I laughed so hard at that moment. I think it's a jab at those "What kind of gamer are you?" memes where something like Ancient Gamer or Prehistoric Gamer was depicted with 2000's games/consoles..

[@diegozuniga4201]

Well id like to think the very beginnings of life was the Atari era

[@rexpowercolt8216]

I always have been jealous of the cats, incredibly agile, with lightning-fast reactions, endowed with beauty and grace

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@MaxSharpy]

I knew that amount of epic tier quality cat videos will be abundant in this one. Great vid as always!

[@gutsmasterson2488]

I played Cell to Singularity sometime ago. I can confirm that it is a very fun idle clicker.

[@Krell356]

It's been so long since I thought about that game. Guess this is my sign to go back and play it again.

[@HeisenbergFam]

Either im hallucinating or Tier came back with quality milk after 2 months

[@Najeeb_Gamer7788]

My parents said if I hit 30k they'd buy me a professional camera begging you guys literally begging!!!😢❤😢❤

[@MeowtoruCatjo]

@@Najeeb_Gamer7788 Bro shut up

[@conifer27]

@@MeowtoruCatjo let a spammer reply to a spammer, it's what Heisenberg deserves for leaving garbage comments all over KZbin

[@paulwayne8367]

Indeed, he has returned.

[@Toonrick12]

He might take some time, but he always comes back with the good chocolate milk, every time.

[@davidpereira5969]

Worth mentioning that on the topic of agility, cats have a lot of skill points in jumping, especialy vertical. Paired with their "Perfect fall" ability, they can easily get into advantage points and either run from hardcounters or ambush their prey

[@SchwarzSchwertkampfer]

9:26 *_Sheesh that bird witness a horror movie_* .

[@ivanbluecool]

The auto land on their feet Skill is pretty broken alone. No need to waste time on recoil

[@AuntBibby]

personally i dont think that skill is automatic, i think it requires effort from the cat player to do it correctly, the thing is cat players just happen to do it correctly every single time

[@namelastname6884]

the timing is ultra lenient, screwing it up is harder than doing it

[@Thelocalpotato]

The ability is actually a precise reaction game where you need to land on your stomach, the cat players just have insane reflexes.

[@laurencefraser]

@@AuntBibby Thing is, they Don't do it correctly every single time. It seems to be pretty much automatic, or at least absurdly intuative/forgiving, when given enough air time, but the less air time they have to work with the more skill and better reflexes it seems to require to pull off.

[@LudwigVaanArthans]

My cat just plops on the ground regardless of height, then gets back up and meows angrily at me as if it's my fault the floor hurts when you hit it

[@keelanmurphy9941]

"Dogs simply are not effective at stopping pest infestations" *The terrier subclass, racking up thousands of kills*

[@duudsuufd]

True, but the terrier types were domesticated long after cats.

[@hughjass5494]

This comment blew my mind. I went to the restroom after watching the video, and it dawned on me that Terriers - a tedious, annoying, mean breed whose existence I could never explain/justify - were almost certainly the result of dog breeders attempting to modify a canid to serve the same purpose that domesticated felines do. Then I scrolled down and saw this.

[@BlaBla-pf8mf]

@@hughjass5494 Terriers were created to hunt foxes and badgers in their burrows. I would love to see a house cat that can do that.

[@marcospatricio8283]

Also pinschers, if memory serves.

[@duudsuufd]

@@BlaBla-pf8mf The main weapon for cats to catch a prey are their claws. Useless in narrow corridors. If a rat jumps out the cat won't miss it. Problem is you cannot train a cat to wait at a certain spot. At their own they can catch a lot of pests. But also some prefer domestic ferrets to do the job. I guess it has to do with local traditions.

[@redbeard5939]

5:54 that meowth/persian reference is purrrfectly executed

[@NickDailyWins]

My cat unlocked the ability "fireuse" once. I barbequed and there were some steaks and sausages on the grill. I look away for a second and a moment later there is a mouse on the grill next to my food, she put it there.