How Countries Fight Their Wars - Mitsi Studio

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[@HistorianChild]

Ok

[@СаняКракен-е7х]

Это чертовски круто.👍

[@danideo6906]

Indonesia plese

[@Tolis31]

Greece pls

[@___LONE___WARRIOR____]

india ???

[@Flakfire]

A more realistic interpretation of Switzerland would be a massive artillery piece hidden in the mountain while the house is actually a hardened bunker camouflaged as a house.

[@TorchVX]

Or according to legend, everyone casually strolls out of the house, fires a single shot, then goes back inside.

[@nsplayzone4403]

Oof

[@milamizrahi2]

Actually that describes Palestine pretty good

[@onesmexyredneck]

Holly shit Flakfire didn't think I'd see you here 🤣🤣🤣

[@milamizrahi2]

@Mike Wazozki no no, i meant that hamas is hiding their artillery and bases under civilians' houses, and that creates a cover for them, meanwhile the poor people have to suffer bc their government is a terrorist organization

[@TelosRealized]

I love the "Offend everyone, then noone is offended" approach that was taken here.

[@gammadion]

@@BigNavy8175 Leafs? Fight wars?

[@BigNavy8175]

@@gammadion pretty sure their hockey teams don’t fight their wars 😂

[@Balinux]

The brits were alwright here.

[@CountlessPWNZ]

this wasn't offensive

[@Epifairos]

@@BigNavy8175 does it offend you that they missed Canada? Then it served its purpose :D.

[@maxhofmann9292]

Switzerland clearly had the best aim. They were the only ones that hit every single shot.

[@milkcultleader2706]

Well “every” is abit of an extend

[@TheEnchatedIronaxienAxeth]

yea they hit the *one* enemy *no miss*

[@hbksss]

Facts

[@SCP--X]

Well they did hit every SINGLE shot.

[@stevetheduck1425]

Switzerland is famous for it's many gun clubs, many homes have a rifle and someone who knows how to use it, and a bunker in the cellar. As so many wars become sniper battles, I expect the Swiss are ahead of the curve here.

[@Stormborn_717]

All the countries and their background music: 0:14 United Kingdom | Cock O' the North 0:22 Germany | German Soldier Song "Erika" 0:31 Russia | USSR National Anthem 0:40 Vietnam | Giải Phóng Miền Nam 0:50 Switzerland | (Unknown) 0:59 China | (Unknown) 1:12 Somalia | Thriving Seaside Resort 1:21 Iraq | Ya Gariya Khabirini 1:32 USA | 137 - Jay Ray 1:37 North Korea | (Unknown) I couldn't find the names of the unknown musics.

[@TH3SHUR1F]

FINALLY. I’ve had this saved for years waiting for someone to figure out the USA portion’s song. Thanks

[@mhsgoodguy]

Same here

[@BreadLover-NothingElse]

I need the north korean music I NEED IT NOW!

[@agentraum6993]

Hehe, Cock

[@danielhu7826]

the North Korean one is called “July 27th, Our Victory Day”

[@solomonchandekar3340]

"How many stereotypes do you want?" *yes*

[@guilhermehenriqueferreiraa7568]

69 likes

[@bigsmokes2708]

The Middle East one is nothing but fax tho

[@cageybee7221]

@@bigsmokes2708 they forgot the part where the generals will be shot if they talk to each other, because they could be plotting to overthrow [INSERT DICTATOR]

[@gingertwerk472]

@CageyBee that’s not how they fight in the war though

[@cybpr8957]

@@bigsmokes2708 nope :/ they don't drive around on camels and they don't wear thobes while at war

[@quintilyquintilly8672]

I just realized... The swiss have a 100% accuracy. one shot fire, one shot hit...

[@prestonjones1653]

"Our army is double the size of your population, what would you do if we invaded?" "Shoot twice and go home."

[@kevinlane1219]

@@prestonjones1653 Whom are you quoting?

[@unextrano9775]

@@kevinlane1219 Kaiser Wilhelm to a swiss ambasador

[@DraganKKWCZ]

Ahaha, yeah, it is actually hard to accurately hit someone with rock, I'm not joking now

[@vincebutspeltright527]

Big brain mode

[@ScorpoYT]

Ah yes, Russian hardbass powered submarines!

[@Yourmom-ik8oq]

welp seems like im the first guy to reply

[@Rio-ht2xk]

Putin aproved

[@skyraptor8522]

Noice

[@F1-Person]

Wha-

[@mircocapra4531]

Feels depressing being this early but not knowing what to comment

[@NorthernWisconsinandStuff]

As a veteran who did two tours in Iraq I will confirm this. And that Burger King in the US safe zone…absolutely spot on attention to detail!

[@JoeOvercoat]

1:36 !

[@CosmicTeapot]

What years did you tour? I found the Iraq one really inaccurate, even taking into account that this is just a humoristic take on stereotypes. What would've been more accurate yet in line with the video's style, is a completely incompetent arab commander wasting his expensive military hardware as most of his soldiers either surrender or desert their battle-stations. At the time of Desert Storm, Iraq had the 4th largest airforce in the world, and Saddam's Republican Guard had modern tanks. Baghdad was the most heavily protected city in the world with thousands of SAM batteries. They also had a Navy which was completely wiped out in a day by the coalition, but it's a bit far-fetched to reduce all that to a camel-powered car hull and a couple of suicide belts.

[@NorthernWisconsinandStuff]

@@CosmicTeapot very true. Love it. ‘07-08 and ‘09.

[@thisguy9540]

@@CosmicTeapotpov: the suicide bombers pop left and right and the CRAM buzzes nonetheless 😂😂😂

[@christopher5846]

​@@NorthernWisconsinandStuffApparently there are about a half million vet disabled since then. So something must've been working. Edit: The number is 1.8 million with 150k of the disabled committing the deed.

[@cdarioworks]

I like the secret burger king station for the US. Accurate.

[@tompegorinno5141]

Where'a the Burger King station in the video?

[@brennenfry8416]

@@tompegorinno5141 it’s in the bottom of the trench ravine thing on the American one

[@tompegorinno5141]

@@brennenfry8416 thanks for that man! Didn't see that at first. Kudos, fella. 👊

[@alexmaier2970]

I know I was not the only one seeing ut

[@commissarcain3858]

For civilians yes for active military? Never ate at a burger king while I was in the army.

[@Liango-dz3kn]

If the war is a game, China would just keep spamming “recruit troops” and Switzerland would be afk

[@BloodRaven1045]

And the USA spamming the "Research Tech" button

[@damienkendrick1457]

@@BloodRaven1045 usa is like a ftandmaster playet playing the starter race every match quickly gaining the best economy tech airforce and.. overall most kills. Irl Usa is most destructive military ever and despite everything we're the worst all things considered

[@minhkhuepham9180]

Damien Kendrick USA pay to win😀

[@Quetzalcoatl_Feathered_Serpent]

Makes much more sense now with the US soldier with the missile spamming predator. China does the massive army and one US soldier could potentially wipe out a whole squad or more with a radio call and a drone.

[@thechargentarge1341]

Russia is just decked out nuclear tech and submarines

[@mustard4762]

"Help us fund more wars" Sounds suspicious but alright

[@chaosinc.382]

I trust 'em implicitly.

[@havoc989]

You can help by expanding this list

[@Shiroyasha2397]

At least they're honest to us about it.

[@khaedyn_lawson]

If only James bissonette were here.

[@jakobthepeacekeeperlaviera6271]

That’s been happening

[@spear-throw-legacy]

As a German I can confirm we during wars have Erika blasting out of all speakers.

[@mannimiata2510]

As a fellow German, I approve this comment is absolutely correct.

[@chris19984]

als Deutscher ja

[@spear-throw-legacy]

@@chris19984 korrekt.

[@KMZX_700]

Ja, aber Nein. As a native son from Bavaria, we prefer Sabaton. 😎

[@Wilhelm322]

⁠@@KMZX_700As a Son of Prussia we prefer Preußens Gloria.

[@sometroll3328]

Switzerland: *casually plants wrong flower on enemy’s garden*

[@hmsrenown7801]

Oh god, doesnt that violate the Geneva convention? That has to be a war crime of sorts!

[@sometroll3328]

@@hmsrenown7801 More like Geneva Suggestion.

[@IOIFox]

Never underestimate psychological warfare.

[@imperator8125]

Also Switzerland: fortifies every mountain and has mandatory gun ownership/ training laws - Germany during WWII: "Its not free real estate"

[@tcm1010_7]

arent trolls supposed to be under cover

[@swezzcheese6683]

This video legitimately gave me the impression of an advertisement for an epic Claymation war strategy game. I would definitely play that game just to watch these little clay dudes to duke it out in the way they were animated in this video.

[@thelvadam2884]

yes , i would sign up aswell

[@renstal7638]

The Minecraft clay soldiers mod looks crazy with RTX on

[@hisradiancelordnasty]

Little Devil Inside

[@jawa15111]

Toy Soldiers on xbox

[@Cryogenius333]

You might be on to something

[@itsthem5699]

This animation has me convinced you're the only person that could make a Metal Slug game with 3D graphics.

[@Sid629]

Oh man!! You just got me excited 😱

[@danilodeiure5590]

It would be amazing

[@chapa435ify]

This may sound a bit crude, but I've made a mess of my trousers at the mere thought

[@phaZonJJ27]

What a comment

[@adelrayen6808]

Dude! Took the words right out from my fingers

[@EagleGuywastaken]

I just love how the Russian submarine guy just screams out “For the MotherLand!”

[@franzgarsain6976]

This channel deserves millions of views. Millions of people are missing this

[@thatgurl1723]

I totally agree!!! This deserves at least 100m views. Such great production!!!!!

[@stummstefan9735]

i finaly found it! im saved

[@williamdixon2446]

This channel deserves 7.9 billion views

[@donpercent]

No.

[@greelinpvz8802]

I love how there’s a Burger King in the American station

[@ThefinalLPer]

So little known fact, but the Air Force fucking LOVES Burger King. I think every single Air Force base I have ever gone to has had a Burger King in its food court.

[@greelinpvz8802]

@@ThefinalLPer oh that’s interesting! Thank u!

[@greelinpvz8802]

@@sandspar haha 😆

[@Roesch03WRX]

@@ThefinalLPer There was even one in the massive air base Bagram Afghanistan! I love how accurate ours was.

[@gammadion]

@@ThefinalLPer It isn't that we love it, it's that the government has an exclusivity contract with them and a handful of other companies for cheap, accessible fare. You've probably also seen Anthony's Pizza, Baskin Robbins, Robin Hood, and Taco Bell. They have similar deals.

[@cocopuffs8646]

As someone who has never been a soldier or have fought in a war I can confirm this is how wars are fought

[@Smitherrrrs]

grow a set, join a war

[@brownpunk1794]

As a former crack head i can confirm.i know nothing about anything

[@nickya181]

As someone who suffers from ED, I can confirm they make pills for it.

[@JohnSmith-nh2te]

@@Smitherrrrs grow some years cus only a 15 year old would say this

[@Smitherrrrs]

@@JohnSmith-nh2te it's a joke you moron

[@duongkimtai5649]

if it's vietnam, you have to design the characters as the bushes holding guns, but also thank you for showing the world the heroic spirit of the vietnamese people

[@dovahkiin_brasil]

I can't imagine how much time and work was necessary for this masterpiece

[@RandomRyan]

Probably a couple months to a year I’d assume. I may be overestimating though.

[@alaskabane5340]

@@RandomRyan definitely underestimating, couple of months would be taken just to make the three d models (I am assuming since it takes the least time in this kind of animation)

[@soul_in_balance6923]

Switzerland: The almost neutral stone thrower. USA: Terminator war.

[@flyingsquirrel1135]

Air superiority: cant have KIA's if there aint no one to get killed!

[@kevinlane1219]

Did you notice the Burger King sign? Seriously, there's more to the U.S.A. than Burger King, and this coming from a person who is within walking distance of three restaurants and two convenience stores.

[@getzrecktzcodm671]

Bro the pilot is a fat guys controling the drone

[@the_Dutchdude]

U saw the fat man in the bunker/container?

[@Holyfuckingshitgivemeahandle]

@@kevinlane1219 Yeah didn't know any Americans actually liked burger king

[@grummanf-14tomcat31]

As an American, I can confirm that we have drones with 1,000,000 missiles that target nothing and we have a Burger King in our bunkers

[@Zergul_Zai]

As an Afghan, I can confirm this

[@hydrogen1886]

If soldiers prefer KFC?

[@blackairforceone]

As a Taliban I can confirm this

[@mitsistudio]

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[@grummanf-14tomcat31]

@@mitsistudio Will do

[@lag767]

Thanks!

[@mitsistudio]

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[@elitemation]

Covid 20

[@qpqp342]

(^-^)

[@stemmingtrain5188]

shesssssssssh

[@Croatz]

​@mitsistudio what's the song that plays during the US part?

[@Joel-fs3lr]

Isn't it lovely that the USA have a burger King at their base

[@Whydoiecenneedthis]

Fake we have a McDonald’s not a Burger King

[@wyattgervias4535]

It’s also lovely that the fat soldier is sitting on top of the oil.

[@bobbyfeet2272]

‘Murica

[@buckeye2300]

Hey at least we aren’t fighting on empty stomachs lol.

[@WindiChilliwack]

We'd also have some tim hortons within a naval base.

[@benephr]

That burgerking inside US base LOL

[@Bebrych]

Burgertown lmao

[@TakCWAL]

It's actually fact. Well-established US bases all have their own fast-food chains.

[@mitsistudio]

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[@許進曾]

@@mitsistudio I see other KZbin content make stealing your visa how could I report them.

[@rodriguezchen]

Mitsi Studio please bring Taiwan 🇹🇼

[@miguelito4528]

Us: Drones Viet: Guerilla Russia: Submarines Switzerland: Sit and relax

[@garikm24]

You forgot the Somali is boat

[@jedinight235]

Why fight, when you could bore them to death

[@Felair]

You forgot Germans that attack with fish

[@cyffrancisgonzales1498]

Uk: paratroopers China: overloaded defense Germany: bunker NK: nuke Iraq: camels

[@Venaticc]

Hotel: Trivago

[@justanothermortal1373]

This animation literally made me cry. Oh god, it's just so beautiful. Well done you guys 😭❤.

[@IdtSo2]

The fact that the russian guy kicks an atomic bomb casually like its an everyday thing

[@ghoeh9w04nytpq34sln]

А чё делать если эта ху**я не фурычит?

[@KrogTharr]

That was the most Russian thing to do

[@Rip_Alex272]

I mean it is my guy have you not seen amazing vs Russia vids lol their funny

[@suzukirider9030]

"Oh just launch already, suka blyat!"

[@barnaclecrucifix1604]

r/ANormalDayInRussia

[@unnamed1613]

America: 300 Rounds per min. China: 300 men per min.

[@FIR-3]

if we throw enough people at the bullets sooner or later they will run out of bullets

[@mehmetseinurgrovater417]

@albert einstien 🤣🤣

[@Nick-bk7es]

*Someone get me more ammo, and somebody get that women condoms*

[@wealthybone2990]

@Joe Blowe Not really they were quite smart but there plan wasn't to throw men they just had poor training post of the time.

[@wealthybone2990]

You mean America: 300 men per min. Because it literally would be the same but it's also effective because more men mean more bullets per min.

[@Matthew-qx3dh]

0:58 I like how Switzerland was so peaceful then it suddenly switches to Chinese soldiers screaming

[@Marzaries]

The subtleties is what makes it so great.

[@firebladeentertainment5739]

the irony is is that switzerland has a pretty good army and mandatory military training also EVERYONE who was in the swiss army gets equiped with a rifle to use after service incase of war, so VERY strong local militia defence forces if they ever enter war

[@Scarletraven87]

One word for those who ignore history: Lansquenets

[@AveSicarius]

@@firebladeentertainment5739 They just don't have ammunition for those rifles aside from very controlled circumstances under normal circumstances. Which, incidentally, is a great way to prevent the misuse of firearms while maintaining high levels of ownership!

[@firebladeentertainment5739]

@@AveSicarius oh didnt knew that still the swiss are WELL armed and trained pretty much all of them.

[@AnonymousFohYOU]

As a Brit I can confirm we play March of the Cameron men on the pipes at full volume while at war

[@sharkkaan6455]

I like how there is a build-in Burger King in America's base.

[@Cahrssomething]

They’re not wrong but not many people here are actually that obese Edit: I’m American, and I wasn’t here to be offensive, because honestly it’s probably one of the least insulting stereotypes, now if I say Arab, you already know what you’re thinking don’t deny it

[@azippygryphon3651]

@@Cahrssomething well yeah sadly, but I’m also thinking they took the concept from the time there was a Burger King at an actual base in the Middle East back in 2010 or sum

[@SweetPup_Gaming]

Sometimes it’s a Popeyes or Domino’s.

[@bluurachi]

@anti gacha commander you can go to any asian or european country and see that there are significantly less overweight people compared to the us

[@Cuenta_autista]

@anti gacha commander man usa is the country with more fat people in the world just acept it

[@NathanRotic]

Let's be honest, we all want to see our country. Edit: Sorry to the people who didn't see their country.

[@Widdekuu91]

The Netherlands would've flooded the place and drowned (with) the enemy.

[@Dour888]

As an italian, id'say we would probably be best represented by ww1 trench suicide charges.

[@youraverageenjoyer7778]

Yes, but i didnt see indonesia :(

[@crushedarts1281]

finland would just be there and do something

[@ejkom3478]

@@crushedarts1281 Finland would emerge from the snow with skies and bolt action rifles (I think)

[@thebighurt2495]

I fully expected the North Korean nuke to fail mid-air and flop back down.

[@markdgama5000]

Same!

[@Alurix_TV]

best comment here 10/10

[@arandomdude925]

ikr

[@mistelcloket]

Same

[@RushGarcia]

To be fair, Kimmy boi there inhaled enough smoke to turn his lungs into raisins.

[@prep3544]

As an Englishman i can confirm we keep a set of bagpipes on us where ever we go, especially during times of war

[@johnprentice7121]

“How does Switzerland fight their wars?” “ they don’t”

[@willyvereb]

@alfred lauridsen Enough that there had been several laws and attempts to prevent them from just going and messing up other countries on payroll.

[@gnaugihz2490]

more like, "they profit".

[@w5monkey]

They smelt the gold of war victims and hide dictators money

[@josharmstrong8813]

They've become experts in the ancient art of vibing so hard they don't have to fight any wars

[@user-jc1ze3de7w]

@alfred lauridsen thats was a veeery long time ago

[@ED-yy4te]

"How much stereotypes can you make in two minutes? Mitsi: Yes

[@thecrimsonviscount5689]

But they surprisingly made it so it's not offensive at all

[@Epicmouse1108]

@@TheHaller Facts dont care about feelings.

[@Epicmouse1108]

@@TheHaller Stereotypes comes from truth, now stereotypes dont always apply, but more often than not they usually do. But in this case its not a stereo type that terrorist blow themselves up.

[@sneaky1296]

@@TheHaller Lmao when they stop blowing themselves up in real life, maybe it won't be a "Stereotype". Stop being offended for terrorists who blow themselves up.

[@scorcher46]

Imagine getting upset over something in a video

[@andreasjorgensen8597]

I think we all know Switzerland has an artillery piece hidden in the cabin.

[@outermiddlegamer2591]

They had an incident with artillery with one of the neighbours countries

[@sciarpecyril]

And also bunch of government-issued guns inside: grandfather's K31, father's Stgw 57 (SIG SG 510) and son's Stgw 90 (SIG SG 550).

[@Alexrayioons]

The whole little mountain is a hidden bunker and the land surrounding is filled with explosives I guess.

[@anauthor3330]

Switzerland can brag about its arsenal when it’s fought in a war.

[@songcramp66]

@@anauthor3330 The point is they don't have to.

[@haduongtuvan4379]

Thank You ! From Vietnam 🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳 !

[@deliveryman_dan]

The fact that Germany has Erika playing in the background makes this 500x better

[@GerginGorunusluAdam59]

They even put Hitler's Krupp Factory speech at background.

[@user-mq1pe1dw3t]

i wonder why there is an octopus lying on the beach :D

[@ludger9878]

@@GerginGorunusluAdam59 cannot hear it out

[@GerginGorunusluAdam59]

@@ludger9878 Listen again. At the start

[@davidzakharias4170]

That panzerfaust shooting rockets tho

[@thoumotherdearest9041]

I love how Switzerland fights wars is just “They don’t”

[@FireFly-kz2te]

Well they do have large ass artillery cannons just in case

[@imapseudonym1403]

They don't need to. Even the Nazi war machine avoided Switzerland. And for good reason; every adult there must take military service (if they are capable) and own more firearms per capita than anywhere else on Earth. Yes, that includes the USA.

[@TechnoMinarchist]

@@imapseudonym1403 There's also the fact that the territory is hell to fight in.

[@landrylongacre6391]

@@TechnoMinarchist also their warplan is basically, self destruct

[@guidoferri8683]

They have lots of bunkers in their mountains

[@lockejawe4050]

What I wouldn't give to have an RTS game based on this style...

[@Samsrm_]

Try Toy Soldiers, and Toy Soldiers Cold War

[@lockejawe4050]

@@Samsrm_ Ah shit, now you just made me nostalgic...

[@Conbonzx]

advanced wars. coming out soon to the switch. it is similar but coloured redish and blue

[@michaelliimatta5463]

Command and conquer generals.

[@Jandeganjaman]

@@michaelliimatta5463 Yuris Revenge for the win

[@Tjalve70]

I'm proud to have subscribed to this channel when this was the only video they had. And now it seems like it's turning into another history channel. I am subscribed to several other history channels, and I welcome more of them. Especially when the animation is as good as this.

[@JonathanToolonie]

Historically: I hate this. Militarily: I'm insulted by this. Personally: I love this.

[@ph0enixairsoft129]

Basically yes

[@Azaghal1988]

at least they got the USA right somehow ;D

[@sh_iba]

@@Azaghal1988 its funny but not accurate

[@ziro9122]

exactly :D

[@jacobl6714]

@@laxuanhuy18-ms4lc because you all came out of the bushes and trees and now wax peoples' bushes while doing their nails and help people who have fallen from trees by being nurses : p

[@ivangorodokin7605]

America: advanced recon tech and combat drones China: overwhelming manpower Britain: 𝙏 𝘼 𝘾 𝙏 𝙄 𝘾 𝘼 𝙇 𝘽 𝘼 𝙂 𝙋 𝙄 𝙋 𝙀

[@SomeGuyFromMalta]

China literally be breathing out soldiers

[@ddshilo]

Russia: ancient U.S.S.R. technologies and artifacts.

[@smolpener7430]

@@ddshilo And it's still enough to make the entire planet scared.

[@ddshilo]

@@smolpener7430 You just don't have to poke a sleeping bear in the nose with a stick. Especially in winter.

[@PolarBear12345]

@@ddshilo i’d say it is quite rare to find non- modern equipment nowadays here, I think biggest war stereotype for Russia is just: cold. Reading history books back in school was like reading Charlie Chaplin skits: someone invades, “winter is coming” moment, they get sniffles and die. Gotta love those -40C winters, am I right, boys 🥲

[@RICOTASTY]

Impressive

[@mitsistudio]

Thanks Rico for the compliment, we are making more countries! Please share, subscribe and/or donate on our video to help us grow our channel. greets from the Netherlands!

[@poopoochan3366]

是野生rico

[@jaybadayatherockmerchant9832]

@@mitsistudio good news your video was shared on Tik Tok so you are probably gonna get more views, and when are the next countries coming?

[@opgreen9753]

@@mitsistudio impressive is kind of an understatement, not only was it accurate it was funny and looks amazing

[@xxdenicarxx8018]

@@mitsistudio add Canada: just crazy fella not scared of anything with maple syrup France: surrender but do rebellio each year Japan: BANZAIIII

[@FrostRare]

I love this so much. I love the intersection between war and culture, how the nature of a People determines their approach to violence and nationalist expression, and what that expression reveals about them in a broader sense. I also love being able to caricature the most horrendous aspects of a culture and it’s history so that we may all be bonded through the healing process of humor; being able given permission to laugh at the most serious and urgent issues that otherwise are comedically off limits, reminded of our humanity and universal need to laugh at ourselves.

[@FrostRare]

Should have put Finland in there on radios they hacked pretending to be the enemy convincing them to turn around because they have just released an army of Yettis

[@PhantomSavage]

Oh I get it. So *this* is what an NFT is... Neat.

[@idontwantanysubscribers1157]

So true. Wtf even is an NFT???

[@Gvexx]

@@idontwantanysubscribers1157 some shit with fur potential being used in the dumbest way possible

[@Gvexx]

Crazy* not fur don’t even know how that happened

[@olekj8665]

@@Gvexx you can edit comments, you don’t have to post a clarification separately

[@bjblitz5448]

@@Gvexx 😂I'm glad you didn't just edit it

[@dhaqabk4022]

UK General: “Ok this is the most important secret mission of the year. Now, roll out.” Soldier: yes sir! Let me just grab my bagpipes.

[@JJ-cy2fi]

This comment is pure gold😅😅

[@epapuelvalve3250]

@@JJ-cy2fi no

[@weldonwin]

And your Broadsword and Longbow, don't forget those either

[@RealCherry8085]

It was more scottish

[@arthas640]

I think it was in WW1 when a British infantry division charged a german line and the bagpiper made it across unharmed. Later the German soldiers said they were so shocked seeing an unarmed scotsman charge them playing bagpipes that they just didnt even try to shoot him.

[@enternamehere4124]

Meanwhile Spain: "SIR, WHE ARE OUT OF BULLETS!" "Then use a stick" "But the enemy has planes!" "THEN USE A LONGER STICK!"

[@phuocnguyenngoc7821]

lol

[@alexmc6142]

Usa un palo más largo joder!

[@europanzer3929]

La buena referencia a Goyo

[@wazzdawg]

Sounds a lot like the Sherman Firefly meme... lol British Military Development: "SIR THE 17 POUNDER WON'T FIT" "PUT IT SIDEWAYS" "THERES NO ROOM FOR THE RADIO" "PUT IT IN A BOX AND STICK IT ON THE BACK" "THE ENGINE ISNT POWERFUL ENOUGH" "GET 4 CAR ENGINES AND STICK THEM ALL TOGETHER"

[@telurbiru1711]

@@wazzdawg ah yes churchill

[@Mycoh]

Man the USA part is just so humourous AKA "Freedom"

[@matthewbibby8921]

Uk: “We’ll be fine, just send the Scots”

[@haiqal5333]

Hahaha I mean if it ain't broke why change? 😏😜😂

[@EmbeddedWithin]

Working since 1815.

[@yorkshireman5861]

They weren’t Scots even though they used a bagpipe they’re paratroopers

[@EmbeddedWithin]

@@yorkshireman5861 royal Scots commandos.

[@alexanderclements8398]

@@yorkshireman5861 many scots in the paras mate

[@Maxi-oy5tn]

Let’s take the time to appreciate how well made and high quality this animation is

[@unknownman9148]

Ikr

[@notanonymous3976]

i already did

[@miru2583]

let us humm to appreciate the quality. hummmmmmm

[@pingwingugu5]

@@miru2583 hummmmm

[@EliPlayzzz]

@@miru2583 Hummmmmm

[@qualitycesarsalad4851]

I love the fact that the USA has an underground Burger King

[@malikfaisal416]

Securing food supply is important during warfare

[@namelesstaki]

True Anarcho Capitalism

[@Dodge_Ram]

Known fact: burger King is one of the few fast food chains that employs civilian members to set shop where ever the us sets up a base. Go to any base and you'll find either a burger King or taco bell

[@Lincos321]

McDonalds is better.

[@tacotaco1239]

@@Lincos321 better at lower quality fast food maybe. Trying to compare the two to each other is akin to comparing pig shit to human shit. Both are utterly terrible, but McDonald’s is more so.

[@BOMBON187]

If this was made into a video game like Command and Conquer I would buy it.

[@FrozenWaffles64]

Let’s appreciate the fact that there is a Burger King in a lil cave when America shows up

[@culturalliberator9425]

*Sounds of anger*

[@FrozenWaffles64]

@@culturalliberator9425 COME ON THEN YA SPOOKY AMERICAN

[@culturalliberator9425]

@@FrozenWaffles64 We blow away entire towns because we suspect they're related to terrorist who have messed with us. Scary is an understatement.

[@ronnieoki.517]

@@culturalliberator9425 uh oh shiver me timbers.

[@culturalliberator9425]

@@ronnieoki.517 You're lucky we're allies you know. Without us the world would have been ruined 3 times over. But your mockery is amusing non the less.

[@J.CDenton]

The way these guys are designed gives me immense Battalion Wars vibes.

[@sneedmando186]

The nostalgia just hit *hard*

[@someguywithbagels5907]

Battalion wars 2 best game

[@viliusmc5171]

'

[@jalas3dk473]

I cant believe I found a Battalion Wars comment 😂 Tundran Territories for life

[@J.CDenton]

@@jalas3dk473 Nah, Anglo Isles ftw.

[@brunohenriqueabreu5361]

You didn't put Australia fighting against emus . What a waste of potential

[@ittakir]

And now mice too

[@jakubpociecha8819]

They'd be throwing jars of piss

[@vicc7573]

Austria*

[@camerondoyle391]

@@vicc7573 If you're trying to piss off Australians, confuse them them with new Zealand not Austria.

[@gabutjir3136]

You too

[@ArchieLacorte-x5i]

0:13 THE 92ND WILL ADVANCE!!!!

[@vincentmartineau2006]

Would have been funnier if North Korea's nuke just went up, fell, then exploded. As their Nuclear missiles tend to do.

[@goofgoobernicus]

I was just thinking that

[@Cacowninja]

I predicted that too, with its wonky flight path.

[@cageybee7221]

their nuclear missiles can, and often do, make it into space. if they didn't there really is no way we would know about them as they are all tests, so there is no real warhead to explode. so all it is is a small fuel fire deep in the north korean highlands if the missile fails to get high enough to be detected.

[@actinganimal885]

@@cageybee7221 yet if in some parts of Japan you can hear or even see the launches so they do in fact know.

[@manictiger]

Everyone else? 10 years away. Hammertech? 20.

[@blacklight4720]

It has to be one of the most amazing cg concepts I've seen so far. It looks simple but It's also obvious how much hard work went into fining out the details. It was clever idea to keep USA till the end of the video.

[@alpha_0e152]

agree

[@BowlofColdSoup]

They actually kept north korea for the end of the video.

[@blacklight4720]

@@BowlofColdSoup Not in the litteral sense...

[@levisanchez1582]

USA taking credit from wars he did not suffer from alomst a bit wich other countries did like getting fucking conquerd but taking the credit like (they really won the war),( they made peace in the world) and comunism bad (like capitalist are better...) they almost did nothing like in ww2 they joined the war to late letting countries die still they do take all the credit, fuck democracy and fuck the USA give yr country back to the surviving indigenous people who deserve it more than you ego black and white people (YR NOTHING)

[@sandman5587]

@@levisanchez1582 alright

[@efugee]

I loved that the US had burger king on their base lmao.

[@theairisamagician830]

borgir

[@sumerrana6805]

capitalism

[@dhaqabk4022]

For freedom!.......and fries.

[@jhonnysilverhand13]

Well in Ancient Rome when the legions move they were followed by a several merchants this is not so different

[@bichodepeproductions9631]

Mano eu acho muito que esse esteriotipo de gordo nos EUA só cola na Internet, pq esse esteriotipo é muito forçado pelos cara, acho que o esteriotipo dos EUA tá mais pra cowboy e racismo mesmo

[@Jarhead25]

As an American student, I can confirm that is one of the most common tools, and even school supplies, in our country.

[@Fallon144]

Man, Disney's "It's a small world" got really dark

[@ddogegaming8031]

True dat.

[@hmmmmm6566]

Underrated comment

[@Drpogger]

This should be the pinned comment

[@luisdauajare4842]

When has it ever not dark? Those dolls give me the creeps...

[@twasbrillig33]

LOL!!!

[@crackcan6392]

Everyone:*fighting for their lives in a bloody war* Switzerland: Lets go hunting!

[@captainsewerrat]

The bank always wins.

[@thewastedwanderer5787]

You don't get it.

[@MisterPyOne]

but where are the bunkers? And the streets and bridges fited with explosives?

[@germansani6075]

Would have been more accurate if they would have turned the house into a bunker like in the real reduit. And as a side note the farmer should have turned into a banker shooting money or something like that ^^

[@Cult1022]

@@MisterPyOne I expected the house to open up, and show the mighty howitzers hidden in them.

[@laurellentwine]

lol i was expecting the missile would be imperfect and land back to their silo

[@UNSCPILOT]

was waiting for that too

[@Bababoy6969]

Pretty accurate for americansto be obese atleast

[@majestikmse8862]

@@Bababoy6969 teach me your comedic methods

[@notofficialpickles507]

@@Bababoy6969 "hahaha you're so funny"

[@Bababoy6969]

@@majestikmse8862 butthurt?

[@TheSamvichMan]

no one: Russia: **kicks a nuke to make it unstuck**

[@elfyserascer3735]

@James Estelle ZA RODINUUUUUUU! ))) For motherland!!! )))

[@МихаилАлиев-в8ш]

@@elfyserascer3735 за Сталина

[@cheerio3878]

well let's be honest here, kicking nuke to fix it is probably most russian thing ever

[@TheSamvichMan]

@@cheerio3878 true true

[@alphaowo3313]

@James Estelle I hate to break it to you but that is in ukraine

[@TheShoocks]

I love how everyone is getting this recommended now

[@a_balloon]

I hate how recommendation comments have to be on every single youtube video. Perhaps like beggers never get full of it

[@TheShoocks]

@@a_balloon im sorry man :(

[@larrytakesover8984]

I saw this on tiktok first and that's kind a sad

[@mikew735]

right? why does the algorithm pick one thin but not the other, what are the heuristics?

[@Turbo_TechnoLogic]

@@mikew735 Secret and always changing.

[@giovanniongjr.7695]

I love how it turned from the calm Switzerland to the raging China. 0:49

[@hammerandpickle7390]

I love how most of the chinese soldiers missed their shots

[@designfor4870]

@@hammerandpickle7390 so did Somalia and like everyone else

[@optimusgaming8629]

0:58

[@ecprintsolution4898]

china: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@tmq0311....]

@@hammerandpickle7390 as a Vietnamese i can confirm they always shoot miss when they visit Vietnam

[@marcm3339]

You have to admit this is spot on….. the UK with the paratroopers and the highland pipes threw me off my game and made me realize this was a video that wasn’t pulling any punches.

[@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs]

I'm very happy to see this in my sub feed. Lovely animation :D

[@lautarocardozo5214]

Damm bro how many times have you commented on yt lol

[@znerodarp5392]

I see you everywhere is that a curse

[@marsminion705]

You are not the only one. Ironic that I saw your "fewl cute might delete later" community post like 2 min ago xD

[@trashblob]

@@znerodarp5392 It's really funny, I see him and some others in so many commentary sections again and again, too. I guess some people have reached synchronicity with their Algorithms ... xD

[@ayup3907]

Ey same iron

[@DudeFromOregon]

I’m surprised they didn’t do Japan. They could’ve had a bunch of kamikaze pilots crashing down on the targets.

[@ppb..]

Good idea.....and Israel with irondome.....

[@ImFromIowa]

And Australia launching deadliest insects & Tasmanian devils. And Africa sends pirates And India with tech support and scam calls.

[@derekma4492]

lol kind of offensive but yeah youre right

[@A3N.A2B]

@@derekma4492 if everything is offensive, nothing is offensive

[@kashish6995]

Arre.. Japan don't have any arm force to fight for the country, America do this job for Japan.

[@virussreaction]

as a Vietnamese ... thx about this video

[@phuongnguyen-go9kh]

Hello Viruss

[@truongtuongvan3478]

hello anhhh

[@ckho_oi]

💗💗

[@quoctruongadolfyeager1211]

Đã mò đến tận đây luôn, anh Vai Rớt :V

[@ordinarynoob3441]

Same. The vietnam animation one pretty epic

[@Alislug]

Britan was pretty neat Singapore next pls

[@LakshaDeirwa]

As a Somali person, I love how you portrayed us.

[@lordofdaw1ngs]

lol

[@Kalyam_Malyanoff]

U still have internet on your pirate ship, captain?🏴‍☠️

[@TheGeneralMod]

They absolutely VIOLATED us XD

[@petervagvolgyi9084]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIq5anSaqdNlpqs

[@leaveleague3491]

do you guys have a real army? other than pirates?

[@babybuyong1720]

I love how in the U.S.A part there's a burger king nezt to them.

[@mayo_-]

Burger king is pretty big in the air force due to contract deals

[@peted2770]

Green Bean, Cinnabon, Tacobell, Pizza Hut, and many others. When I was a contractor in Iraq I had more access to that crap than when I was home. It was way too easy to get fat, luckily I was on a Marine base and their idea of fun is a gym.

[@user-cs7fg5eq9r]

Yeah, it's ridiculous! Everyone knows Americans prefer McDonalds.

[@MRobstickX]

Switzerland: S t o n e China: Hey let's have 60 soldiers per house Edit: wow thanks guys 1.7k likes!! just after 3 weeks that's pretty cool in my opinion!!!

[@RADIOACTIVEBUNY]

Switzerland: "I'm up here on my mountain, leave me the fuck alone or I'll kill you on your way up." This has worked for them for over a century.

[@user-qn1wo1yg4s]

*Bolt action rifle intensesifies*

[@clxwncrxwn]

Chinese soldiers are a joke basically any country can kick their asses red and send them home, like the Indian army did, The biggest difference between the Indian army and Chinese army, is the Indian army actually has to actively defend it’s borders from terrorists While the Chinese soldiers are just soldiers for show they could never win a real battle despite Winnie the Pooh saying they can, Search for Indian army vs Chinese army and you’ll seem some videos from a border skirmish a year or so ago.

[@Cap8-4]

@@clxwncrxwn Yes, fatsos eating curry versus a well disciplined army? Yea buddy we know the clear winner here.

[@slayride136]

xd

[@Павел-к9э6р]

Как русский могу сказать несколько слов, о наших подводных лодках, например одна из атомных подводных лодок перевозит на себе 3 подводных торпеды - "Посейдон". К слову одна из таких торпед может вызывть цунами высотой в несколько десятков метров. И да, это только подводная лодка, а есть еще и сухопутные сюрпризы, а так же авиационные

[@andreww8213]

America: so what, if their grid coordinates... weren’t there anymore?

[@flexican5399]

*Country has oil* America: “And I took that personally”

[@berserkerlewis7089]

Just blow up or steal their box of grid squares, then it'll be a non issue!

[@TacticalTerry]

@@flexican5399 Essential Oils one might say

[@gythftfujvf6hk539]

Wat

[@donovancolvin8487]

I played this for my Grandpa at the Veteran's Home, he seemed to really like when the Vietnam section popped up! Started yelling and shaking, waving his hands... I think he rates it 10/10!

[@o-zone1217]

Should be 17/10

[@kenzoo5416]

@@o-zone1217 or 1968/10

[@tch6831]

Whose gonna tell him lmaoo

[@donovancolvin8487]

@@tch6831 who’s gonna tell me what? Also unfortunate update, Gramps has passed away 🥺 died of a heart attack in his bed on the 4th.

[@tch6831]

@@donovancolvin8487 On the 4th July! Damn bro. Atleast he watched this masterpiece before he died. He sounded like he really enjoyed it.

[@ying6106]

Everyone: fight for their lives Switzerland: “one rock should do”

[@korn6657]

Take it or return it

[@t_k_blitz4837]

"Shoot twice, then go home."

[@titanicbigship]

@Bradley Stott ignores the Napoleonic Wars

[@andrewcarlson3486]

The other countries: we have guns 🇨🇭: I got a rock

[@Rome.s_Greatest_Enemy]

Press E to retrieve rock ammo

[@comonaojogarfor4253]

Imagine a RTS with this Studio and this Countries

[@mosman1372]

As a Somali I'm just happy we are included in a video that isn't talking about famine, failed state or terrorism ☺️

[@Lord_Durza]

Or Piracy.

[@electricalcoconut979]

Or tribalism

[@InterYamah]

Pretty sure that was somalian pirates... Or are you being sarcastic?

[@hartenny]

Or Somaliland

[@pompomdidi]

Wait, you guys have Internet?!

[@jihadpromax3520]

America's drones: it hits everything, but the target

[@jakolmydig960]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rWmZo6KqpbWIZ7M

[@vukhuathuy2866]

if it hit the target the war would end too soon

[@jihadpromax3520]

@@vukhuathuy2866 I just woke up and you just replied to my comment. Coincidence? I think yes.

[@sparrow9990]

Its genius if they have nothing they cant wage war

[@yourlocalfbiagent1624]

They will be scared and run its totally intentional Dont go any further secrets are down here It wasn’t intentional and we suck at hiring skilled people to operate the drone

[@HexJK]

The whole time I was like: "the US better just be drone strikes" Was not disappointed.

[@wisemonke194]

If it ain't stupid, don't fix it.

[@HuttsonKill]

I feel like Turkey fits the Drone strike catagory more than the U.S. cause at least The U.S still uses lasers and airstrikes.

[@blacklight4720]

Honestly I picture U.S as U.K version. instead being unloaded on empty sand, U.S is unloaded next to oil derrick. But drone warfare makes sense though.

[@deformeddoge4453]

@@blacklight4720 U.K. and U.S. are pretty much the same in how they fight

[@centuriondominicus7871]

@@deformeddoge4453 IDK how the UK fights but I do know the USA just uses everything and hopes for the best.

[@natv8059]

The new and improved version of Its a Small World

[@fiddleriddlediddlediddle]

Switzerland: throws rock. China: and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and...

[@gfsanti5404]

they never goddamn stop

[@skipthefox4858]

They don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming….

[@zydg7787]

Russia: * Playing hardbass loudly while in the distance shit ton of nukes explode *

[@mixingcat5213]

Sea of humans... imagine fighting over a hill and when you get to the top at the night what you see is a waves of people with chinese drums and warhorns played with torches lighting up the whole battlefield....

[@garikm24]

Boy oh boy I like copy nad paste chinese soldiers

[@Seasonality6999]

1:27 = America's definition of a"lightly armed aircraft"

[@SchrödingerKousae]

Lmao

[@philbegay1946]

Yup the mother of all bombs wasn't there.

[@EireHammer]

Superlight aircraft, light aircraft have lasers

[@dark_unit2409]

American Civilian Aircraft*

[@emilianocervantes1999]

wonder what the heavy-armed aircraft is like..

[@ColonelPeppers]

Would like to have seen Japan being either a Kamakaze pilot or a giant Gundam.

[@heenthousiast383]

and Canda fighting with hokey sticks and australia with spiders and stuff xD

[@valerioborghese2916]

Italy and France 🏳️🏳️🏳️

[@jovanjorgovan23]

Or a guy stabbing a baby with his bayonnet.

[@mcfata3059]

@@jovanjorgovan23 oh no 😭

[@its-amemegatron.9521]

Kamakaze Gundams

[@plumer56]

You guys are so talented

[@rovidavid99]

I just love how the Russian guy kicked the missile to fire it.

[@KevinAssalin]

"Ha! Just like the old hollywood movies about soviet union"

[@merfyn4838]

Thats a very Russian thing to do actually XD

[@rovidavid99]

"This is how we do it in mother Russia"with accent.

[@jesusofbullets]

Two words any decent mechanic know by heart. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE.

[@Renodhal]

@@jayantkumar159 You uhhh....struggling with English a bit there, friend? Just wondering if you'd be more comfortable in another language, as it sounds as though you've already got a horse in this race so to speak. Perhaps a horse drunk on vodka?

[@zahfa7608]

0:50 Swiss bunker disguised as a house. In fact, the Swiss actually did this in real life.

[@sean3407]

Shhh they dont know that

[@Type75Advance]

Bruh thanks Now that goes to our data

[@AimlessSavant]

Until the 2010s, Switzerland actively maintained explosive charges on important bridges leading into the country.

[@sean3407]

@@AimlessSavant bruh stop exposing us

[@sean3407]

@Roblox Developing the germans dont

[@oriente-me360]

As a Brazilian, I loved how you portrayed us. Not even there. 🤣🇧🇷

[@ikarishinjikum5282]

smoking snakis

[@Iskelderon]

Nobody spots those damn jungle ninjas!

[@Hooligoon832]

A bunch of off duty officers lol

[@ikarishinjikum5282]

@@Hooligoon832 at least not fat diabetic anti vax people

[@gabrielbauer1031]

Brazil is the most friendly country. We don't fight anyone.

[@ушанка-я9д]

Dude, this is masterpice, apriciate it🔥

[@GalacticStuff]

As a brit, i can confirm that bagpipes give us supernatural powers in the heat of battle

[@Mr-Ad-196]

Extra damage boast for Scottish.

[@servinginhellaimingforheav2446]

Stats : 200%- chance to get hit by enemy fire for the piper 1000% morale bonus 100% damage bonus for Scots 50% damage bonus for Brits Cant be use for fighting Bonus only apply on area of effect Warns the enemy

[@KonpakuYoumu2003]

thats quite literal for Mad Jack Churchill and whoever was on his side figthing along him

[@GalacticStuff]

@@servinginhellaimingforheav2446 Scots are brits...Anyone in england,scotland,whales or northern island is a brit

[@Master-fd2xq]

No!!!!...... it was Indian soldiers

[@calisthenicsmadness7582]

"How many stereotypes can you make in two minutes?" Mitsi: Yes Edit: Wow never thought this was gonna get that many likes 😂thank you

[@watcher1245]

Stereotypes don't apply in war tactics you derp. Every country has a way to tackle their own problems and that's not being stereotypical, it's called diversity. You racist fuck.

[@alienboi2164]

@@watcher1245 :/

[@magosexploratoradeon6409]

@@watcher1245 Yeah no, let's not put down the racist card just because of a joke now shall we?

[@TheMegaPingasMobile]

@@watcher1245 these weren't even war tactics

[@alphawolf6775]

@@TheMegaPingasMobile bro can u just take this as a joke or do i need to go get u a security blanket

[@dinodev3609]

We ain’t even talking about how the shark just stole the Somali pirate’s rpg

[@Iskander273]

Don't worry uncle Mohammed got a few more in the Hull

[@moostergg]

then he fired it thats the cause of the explosion

[@yankee7664]

Wao this was a good and funny one...I like the way they hit something ( a ship or a big oil tanker ) 👍

[@sirafoxtron1701]

Looking back to what it is before from now that was amazing.