How DARE You! - Tobias Persson

[@antikokalis]

That was kinda incredible. We all thought Sweden had lost it's balls. Thank you sir

[@jbagger331]

Well, he's not in Sweden.

[@art-5464]

Losing all balls would magically fix their bathroom-door diversity crisis.

[@Ragnarok6664]

Arthur Sprong we have one?

[@jbagger331]

@@Ragnarok6664 One ball? Not for me to say.

[@art-5464]

@@Ragnarok6664 It's a joke from the video.

[@Reman1975]

Jesus. It now seems to be an annual tradition for me to randomly start thinking about this guys unique act, and decide to re-watch this set. It's still brilliant.

[@jbagger331]

We have to help this political refugee.

[@kailaine3974]

i want him in the US. We need better comedians

[@livedandletdie]

He is one of the best Swedish comedians, however his biggest claim to fame here, is shitty puns in advertisements for a swedish outlet store.

[@Pwecko]

Isn't it strange how this 'right wing', 'Nazi', 'racist' comedy club has so many foreign comedians?

[@frankday1234]

@MrGunboat78 I gave you a thumbs up because I appreciate irony. So now we're both going to get flack from the literal mindless lefties.

[@faybelle2991]

funny is funny! I found it a bit dull! I need to see more :)

[@javiersds8081]

Well, to be fair, he's Swedish. And they helped the Nazis in WWII ;P

[@livedandletdie]

@@javiersds8081 they did indeed do that. And they still owe a fuckton of money to a lot of nations, however, Swedes are exceptional at historical revisionism as well, as everything since the 1900s to 1980s are basically non existent in our history books. WW2 in history books, basically say, Germany bad... allied forces good. All well that ends well, no we didn't do anything we were neutral, Hans habe you hid ze nazi gold in Switzerland yet? Fun fact Sweden is the only nation built entirely on Nazi gold. And you should see old newspaper jokes, as they were really anti jew... and those papers are really really hard to find today, because if there are no such things left then eventually everyone will forget that we're the bad guys.

[@A190xx]

@@javiersds8081 Yeah but so did the French

[@zerobyte802]

He missed a great callback opportunity with the kids in bath - it's MY kid, I paid for it, it's MINE!

[@funkyfiss]

Would have been a great ending. It would tie the whole thing together.

[@Reman1975]

I'm laying here, Sick and intermittently bedbound, Feeling pissed off and depressed while clicking on random KZbin videos just to help pass the never ending waking hours. But seeing this blokes quirky act's actually cheered me up quite a bit. I even laughed at most of it.......... To get a laugh out of me when I feel so shitty means he's one seriously funny fecker !!! Thanks mate.

[@tobiaspersson8263]

Happy to hear it! You made MY day now:)

[@freespeechforever]

​@tobiaspersson8263 : well done Tobias, there's many who understand the comment, I have aching ribs now.... gee thanks 😂😂

[@samtraji1]

14:10 "Sweden" -" yes" -"you helped the nazis during the second world war" To wich i would have replied:"obviously not enough"

[@jackmac2217]

Oy Vey shut it down!

[@fredneecher1746]

The day after I arrived in Sweden this Swedish teacher asked me where I was from. I said, Britain. He then accused me of having had an empire. So touche, Bengt.

[@MrVpassenheim]

Should've just said you came from ISIS and wanted your Swedish pension.

[@chrisamies2141]

I wonder if people ever say the same things to the French, Spanish, and the Portuguese. Equally true.

[@azmanabdula]

@Kiowa Corpse As an Aussie I will gladly die for this country Death is a preferable alternative to Islam We can liberate England later on But now we must secure our own borders (Thanks corona virus, did the job for me)

[@davidiand7]

You should have said if we are talking history can we discuss the Vikings and Sweden’s part in WWII. We are not responsible for the actions of our forefathers!

[@flowerfield3468]

Having your own personal empire sounds pretty cool 😂

[@MathiasEggimann]

Tobias Persson is great.

[@Mark_Dyer1]

I like Professor Gad Saad's expression for aggressive, evangelical, vegetarians and vegans: The Tofu Taliban! Says all that need be said.

[@Elmaxo1989]

Low-testosterone jihadis

[@erikcrouch7881]

@@Elmaxo1989 Low-T'hadis?

[@Lucas_Jeffrey]

@@erikcrouch7881 wow supreme comment skills, touche

[@johanponken]

Sweden 2011 one of the official new-words: åsiktstaliban (opinion taliban)

[@Mark_Dyer1]

@@johanponken Thanks Johan! Good to know we're keeping up with Sweden.

[@axiom21]

This great comedy is an antidote to our times. This comedianss have to be supported as much as possible!

[@aedressler]

J3W: "You helped the Nazis. You gave them your trains" GENT: "You're killing Europe. You gave us Barbara Spectre."

[@erikcrouch7881]

@@stigofthedump9439 You mean the Rockefellers and Rothschilds? Along with Prescott Bush.. edit to add I'm pretty sure at least two of them aren't even remotely Jewish

[@stigofthedump9439]

@@erikcrouch7881 no not Rockefeller or Rothschild , the names aren't coming to me at present but I could certainly get to the information again I'm sure.

[@allolp]

It's not the Jews it's Europeans themselves, first of all some of the biggest anti-woke anti-mass migrations voices are Jews like Milo, David Horowitz and Ezra Levant to name a few. But If you want to know whats really going on search for "The Rise of the Mutants: Social Epistasis Amplification, with Michael Woodley of Menie" on youtube. The gist is we are no longer under Darwinian selective pressure(very high child mortality rate). In the past only the children with very strong immune systems and such would survive and children with maladaptive mutations like asthma or diabetes 1 would die. High child mortality rate would purify society genetically. And it turns out mutations of the body is comorbid with mutations of the mind and so people with higher rate of legacy mutations will not only have maladaptive mutations of the body but also maladaptive ideas. Open borders for example is definately a maladaptive idea, historically any group that promoted such an idea would be dominated by other groups. It turns out that the natural state of man(adaptive) is ethnocentric and religious (search for: Is the Big Man Upstairs an Alpha Male? An Interview with Hector Garcia). Therefor these people with high amounts of legacy mutations will be against ethnocentrism and religion, and when they get into positions of influence they can cause other people even those with lower mutation load to adopt those maladaptive ideas like becoming an atheist. Or like a professor telling young fertile women that marriage is a patriarchal cisgendered heteronormative institution designed to oppress women and that motherhood is wasting their potential and then they might adopt those ideas and end up not reproducing because of it. It explains why the countries that industrialised first and removed Darwinian selective pressure first is the most crazy societies, roughly the West. And why although they are genetically pretty much identical to the West, Eastern Europe and Russia is still very ethnocentric and religious, they industrialised later. So Jews are not responsible for civilization going to shit not even close. And this is just the simplified version you really should check out the video with Michael Woodley's Social Epistasis Amplification model.

[@craiglyons8946]

@@allolp religion is the very definition of maladaptive thought processes

[@speedfingers1234]

This channel is awesome.

[@imalloutofbubblegum3274]

Populist comedy is the Future!

[@ivorbiggun710]

I certainly hope so.

[@MrSesseLind]

As an expat Swede I concur and laugh hard at this. Thanks!

[@billhawkins192]

Great energy and hilarious. A slight hint of Izzard. Quite beautiful.

[@wictoriaojheden]

He is hilarious, just so flippin funny, and yes i'm a Swede living abroad so i'm biased lol I saw the same in Swedish and it was even funnier :)

[@omegathepig8105]

I am a swede and I approve of this

[@olliefoxx7165]

@Karl Sinkovits stfu. You worry about a splinter in his hand but can't see the plank in your eye. Look around at the degenerate mess in our culture created by neo Marxism. Fix that before you cast your stones.

[@hz3917]

I approve of Swedes

[@flankspeed]

@@olliefoxx7165 Irony is a thing, chap.

[@olliefoxx7165]

@@flankspeed irony is karma's maiden name, bro.

[@mattfranks4335]

I'm a carrot.

[@speedfingers1234]

It takes talent to get the entire room to laugh at rape without a Cosby joke attached.

[@livedandletdie]

Not talent, lots of years doing silly jokes in the first place.

[@dseednorwayn47]

Save the swedes.. not many left 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ben_b_zer0]

Just the right amount of slapstick and wit XD Great show!

[@missq3989]

Unashamedly brilliant

[@Taporeee]

I've never laughed this much at a Swede since Sven Goran-Erikksson managed England

[@Johnny-sj9sj]

I have been married to a Swede for40 years, and the only time she has made me laugh was when she fell down the stairs.

[@zaprese]

That’s wasn’t funny, that was sad.

[@straylight2378]

@@Johnny-sj9sj Fell or pushed ?

[@livedandletdie]

@@Johnny-sj9sj I can agree Swedes are unbearably not funny. I can tell really good jokes and none of them laugh and they say the worst jokes and I won't laugh. Our sense of humor ain't compatible. They're like fucking a grater. It's painful, it's unpleasant and you're not happy about it, but at least you're fucking.

[@JinnDante]

@@Johnny-sj9sj hahahahahhahahahah

[@03markimark]

I loved this, it was hilarious 🤣❤️

[@fitoldster8945]

Loved it

[@slypork5030]

I miss this, I miss us.😂😂

[@marchaaaaaaaaaaaa]

OMG!!! I love this comedian, he is superbly funny. I have to remember his name.

[@heron6462]

I bet he's great with kids - his daughters will love him (if they can breathe while laughing so much).

[@AeneasGemini]

yeah it's a little sad but they're probably not affected by it as much anymore, when you grow up with that kind of thing you get used to it, and it's even a little embarassing at times

[@JiveDadson]

Unleash a sound engineer.

[@JesusFriedChrist]

This guy was pretty funny!!!

[@MrPantss]

Brilliant, so funny!

[@LoyalUK]

brilliant well done tobiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas xx

[@HerbertDuckshort]

Jeez!! I love this guy!

[@danmar007]

Sweden finally found a funny person. :-)

[@danmar007]

@Melmano :-) I will check him out! And of course there was the great Mitch Hedberg who was American-born but partly Swedish.

[@LukeSwasbrook]

Gold! Love it!

[@calebroberts08]

Awesome!

[@starkster2qf]

He is so funny....and this is the best channel on you tube

[@alsojames8357]

"Führer and Führer laughs"

[@TheColdbloodedfox]

I was gonna say, it seemed like maybe with his accent people missed that, but I thought that was brilliant

[@simonestreeter1518]

This was worth sticking with to 28:24. The bit about the genderfluid person trying to find a place to piss.

[@slimvillan]

Proper funny, cheers man 😁😁😁👍

[@rockclimbinghacks9222]

Audio isn't clear

[@Declan_Lyons]

"You let the Nazis use your trains." "Yeah, well, you killed Jesus."

[@jasondashney]

LOL. Perfect. (okay, just kinda perfect since Mason was alive when the Nazis killed jews)

[@Aystarify]

Not to be that guy, but wasn't it the Romans who crucified Jesus.

[@Declan_Lyons]

@@Aystarify You're right. He was crucified by the Romans but that was carrying out a sentence passed by the Sanhedrin. The locals also had the opportunity to free either Jesus or a murderer, Barabbas, and freed Barabbas instead. Now before others jump in, I'm not an anti-semite. I'd never vote Labour.

[@stevecray8282]

HURDY GURDY👍👍👍👍

[@anumanuva2431]

Ray and pe

[@jameslast7559]

Well done in a second language. Bra jobbat!

[@strangetranceoffaith]

Lovely

[@hz3917]

Great set

[@bobhunt4402]

Please do something about the audio quality.

[@cliffordhatton4444]

Instantly recognizable as Swedish - and that's how it should be. God forbid we should become so enriched we all look the bloody same - some 'diversity' that would be, eh?

[@dyavorchid]

He looks like a sweidish Zach Braff but much funnier. Loved it.

[@JIMDEZWAV]

HOW DAAAARE YOU !

[@Reman1975]

I wish this guy did more English language comedy shows. He's friggin hilarious !

[@tobiaspersson8263]

I'm playing the same club in April- stay tuned. Thanks for your nice words, made me happy.

[@sukhmanicambridge]

Brilliant!!!

[@GhostDcuo]

when did the irish move to sweden

[@Daddywaah]

And that was in his non-native tongue folks, amazing!

[@livedandletdie]

He's from Sweden, English is obligatory to learn since grade 3... although most are still shit, a lot of us aren't as shitty. Some like me even have a proper British accent. I speak in RP... so I do sound a bit too uptight though but I could speak Estuary or Yorkshire too, but to be fair, if I want to make myself understood RP is the best option.

[@Reman1975]

@@livedandletdie It doesn't matter how shitty a Swedes English is, 99.999% of the time it's going to be better than an English speakers Swedish. :D

[@jaewok5G]

the Swedish robin Williams ! XD

[@astroteech]

I am also a failed EVF partner, but an eventually adopted father of 2 boys after all. Tobias is so on the mark!!! The rest of you have no idea what this meant to me and my wife. How dare you?

[@theresalouise1716]

brilliant!

[@BorisMiljkovic]

Genius!!!

[@maxkolbe8893]

Good set! Thanks for some 'danJerous' humour!

[@Muck006]

"We spent four years on our knees" ... _Have you tried another position during intercourse?_

[@PaulChapman1bz]

The vids on this channel would really benefit from being properly sound engineered. Just a quick observation.

[@goldeneddie]

The funniest thing is this Swedish guy doing a piss-take Swedish accent when he 'imitates' Swedish people!

[@livedandletdie]

Well there's a lot of pisstake Swedish accents to chose from.

[@MsMounen]

I have photographic evidence of myself and my Dad in the bath. I look about two years old, and we're both looking very solemnly at the camera. Not weird at all.

[@JayEss414]

very good

[@gov.dept.ofethicsandadvanc7736]

refreshing

[@misfittoytower]

Very funny! Rebook!

[@bluebyyoublue839]

Laughed out loud.....

[@ritalinSolution]

He says he’s Swedish but SAS tells us nothing is Swedish. He must not exist.

[@erikdahlgren6656]

Nope, neither Volvo or IKEA are really Swedish animore and Saab is dead. Well ofc we still have the Battlefield-games (our biggest media-export since ABBA).

[@ninline2000]

How Dare You!

[@petrosE75]

Thanks to Brexit and a new found freedom of speech, all little triggered labour voting communists will run in hiding. "A Jewish man walks into a bar..." 🤣

[@livedandletdie]

Mitzvah.

[@LordBaktor]

Nice to see I'm not the only swede bored with the PC culture.

[@straylight2378]

If only more of you were. Swedes need to reclaim their country fast. Same with us Brits.

[@mikepaulus4766]

When Swedes rant they do it in Bork Bork.

[@tessysingh1327]

This guy is super funny!

[@lenovo4399]

genius!

[@IainFrame]

£48,000 for IVF in Sweden? That's not bad... have you seen the cost of living? That's like our weekly shop!

[@waheex]

epic

[@garycochrane893]

We love our 'neeps' in Scotland.

[@Treeesmith]

Gary Cochrane aye neeps n tatties!!

[@anarchonireland]

Funny af 👍

[@hankroest6836]

Lots of laughter! I wish I could make out what they are laughing at.

[@jusplay7309]

6:55 Did he say stroke investment? 😂

[@andymiron7941]

A very fun swede. :D

[@nicoleyensen7062]

This says premiering now but two of the 3 comments are 5 days old, wtf?

[@Gulaschiltis]

afaik you can set vids on private/limited access and make em public afterwards

[@DomsDocs]

Love this guy!

[@SuperBooster1970]

Difference between 1k and 50k views? Good sound!

[@bluebyyoublue839]

Lol, he looks just like her. Hes hillarious.

[@T1hitsTheHighestNote]

He could not do these jokes on Swedish television.

[@jasondashney]

Canada neither. Mike Ward found out the hard way you can't even do it at a club if someone doesn't want to hear it. No joke (pardon the pun) you can get pulled into a Human Rights Tribunal.

[@strangetranceoffaith]

Nice guy

[@InvalidShortcut]

Young Bill Hicks would be proud ;)

[@RealButcher]

LOL...funny...

[@bkbroiler8069]

That's the name of Owen Benjamin's comedy special.

[@AllMichaelTsarionUnslavedBeing]

everyone is copying that guy

[@AllMichaelTsarionUnslavedBeing]

@Tommy dot thats because you are gay

[@AllMichaelTsarionUnslavedBeing]

@Tommy dot you got triggered because he talked about flat earth. How is that not massively gay

[@stevecray8282]

To all the haters. How's your Swedish?

[@kamandi1362]

Hurdygurdyhurdygurdy.

[@stevecray8282]

@@kamandi1362 Fluent 😂👍🍺

[@kamandi1362]

@@stevecray8282 (Disclaimer) I actually thought he was pretty funny. :)

[@stevecray8282]

@@kamandi1362 Me too dude. And so was your grasp of the Swedish language 😂👍🍺

[@stevecray8282]

@Karl Sinkovits I know what you mean about the Swedish past but they're not all arse holes and he did admit the fact. I know real Swedish men who are dead set opposed to the way Sweden are running their country and have KZbin channels making videos about the shit situation. Our country sells arms to just about any cunt and are friends with Saudi fucking Arabia. Not in my name though.

[@LECOMAYAGUA]

Funny

[@anumanuva2431]

The true lesser spotted...

[@whitsixkiller]

He looks like Mayor Pete.

[@carltonpoindexter2034]

Tofu Tory!

[@Frejborg]

I think he was pretty funny. He can work on his presentation, and refine his jokes, etc, also just be louder. Was quite quiet... anyway I watched the whole thing.

[@johnenochpowellmbe1294]

Is this the Brexit Burger King joke guy? TBH, they all sound the same to me.

[@lorenh763]

The "unleashed" channel needs stop leashing and be true to it's motto. Quit censoring Will Franklin

[@maverickstclare3756]

Poland is in Central Europe, not Eastern Europe, just sayin'

[@olliefoxx7165]

Perhaps he doesn't recognize currently drawn borders and it's a comment on socio-political grievances. That or he made a mistake.

[@lisadeliso2281]

Well, most people refer to it as east Europe. Just saying

[@rafalswiatkowski1079]

Vagabundo mexicano robo mi bicicleta!