How did you find me? When you find your EX girlfriend - Ep1

Dirkie has found Nomatriquency and finally has the land! Will Nomatriquency take him back and finally become a land owner or will she reject him and continue her life in Soweto. Watch and find out!
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Opening Music :
Kancane Kancane by LEXLEO
Download it here: / kancane-kancane-single
CAST
Nomatriquency : Thulasizwe Dambuza ( @Lasizwe Dambuza )
Derkie: Divan Laing ( @divan_laing )
Gaugelo/Shlob: Lumka Menye (@lumka_lumkile)
Cousin : Augusta Zietsman ( @augustazietsman )
Credits
Executive Producer :Thulasizwe Dambuza & Megan-Kim de Vroeg
Associate Producer :Nomonde Kubeka
Director: Emmanuel Ndlovu
DOP: Sims & Oriel Masipa
Editor: Legae Sehlako
Camera Operator: Michael Adams
Sound: Richard Mohlari
Production Coordinator: Lindiwe Magubane
Production Assistant :Simthandile More
Make-up Artist: Philani Malindi
#LivingWithAfrikaans
#Lasizwe

[@LasizweDambuza]

Out of 10 ? How much are you giving this episode?

[@Jasmine-mm7pn]

11/10 this was golden 😂

[@yolandidiamond8623]

20

[@willyhashange3072]

10000

[@mosesmokua931]

100, and that's for NamaTriKueVensi alone 😂😂

[@tamiakoetsie7019]

8/10 it was toooo short 😭😭😭👌🤣but love it, can't wait to see what happens next

[@withlovepashu]

"Ek is gemoving in" It's so cute how Dirkie downgrades his Afrikaans to make his girl understand 😂 . *

[@cbz5283]

I like to think he is upgrading his English so Tricky Baby can understand 🤭

[@TheCupidoClan]

😂😂😂

[@young4191]

Here's my playlist big dawg kzbin.info/aero/PLujiWqPY5yt3GoZWFA1EaD7ABYi9V-7Bo

[@judithmuna1068]

Bruv, 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ashleymunaka]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 very true

[@redeemablesoul]

I have to say just by looking at the comments that Lasizwe has a very diverse audience.

[@TheCupidoClan]

He does👏👏

[@elijahdelamere2460]

Hr does indeed 🇳🇿🇳🇿

[@tobym2200]

He's good at balancing the race thing, offends no one but makes all of us laugh. We need more entertainers like him

[@redeemablesoul]

@@tobym2200 very true

[@likhonantshebe5165]

Lasizwe wena !!! Wena !! ❤️😂 u know what we need during this lockdown 😭❤️

[@preciouslebese8742]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 why does she only understand when he's talking about the farm? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@miyathebeeful]

We all do 😂

[@nicolenedaniels9183]

🤣 🤣 🤣 Right!

[@esthertshibangila4807]

U know

[@toffeecrisp9287]

You know what you need to know when you need to know it

[@wr315]

Selective hearing 😂😂

[@tyali84]

😂😂😂😂😂The manner in which that gate was bum opened on hearing that grandpa Chris is dead. Watching from Boston, Massachusetts 💘

[@chulumanconkqwitha7760]

Is it as cold and noisy and clustered as I imagine it to be?🤗🤗 I've always wanted to move there

[@thembimpofu1507]

😂

[@zikhonazoko5190]

I an screaming who came here for nomatrickyvensie Edit:Thank you for 313 likes

[@ynblow6827]

Me

[@lynlyn1418]

Sister Betina Haaaaaaaai man do do do do do do do do do do do do do In the mean time do do do do do do do do

[@carolinesomses4771]

Me😁

[@kinayaraniquice9526]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheCupidoClan]

😂😂😂

[@panashemartine9661]

The fact that she only understands Afrikaans when he is talking about the farm kills me 🤣🤣

[@andisiwedyantyi783]

“It’s not your mothers house this thing” 🤣🤣

[@Lilyium]

This left my gasping for air 😂

[@mashaka_mavunda]

This has too much potential 😩 just imagine hour long episodes every week.

[@motheonxele8439]

Netflix come make a plan😅

[@laraleoschut9291]

I agree 👏

[@marilescholtz7]

Make it happen!

[@anaProenca01]

Guyz she kills me when she drops the sweet and eat it again. And when she takes both phones and says bye bye. 😂😂😂😂

[@lish1947]

My fave part the sweet part. Haha

[@Ad-Lo]

Exactly! The Samsung... stuffed into the morning gown... lol

[@senoiritag4806]

🤣😂😂😂😂

[@rakgadimorongoerammala7608]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@nothiledlaminie]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤞🏽

[@xoxolenga]

We need a “previously” and a “next on...”

[@lizowilliam013]

Lisa Kaluba my sentiments exactly!!

[@MnqobiMokoena]

yessss!!!

[@lebomolaane2586]

South African women combo *Gospel *gown *weave Lasizwe is the best😂

[@fennyshapwanale]

What's the title of the gospel song

[@macebinjoko3946]

And calamine🤣

[@tshego3740]

Lebo Molaane the name of the song is ‘Diphiri Makunutu’

[@fennyshapwanale]

@@tshego3740 thank u

[@christinalucia6321]

@@macebinjoko3946 what is it used for?

[@anjeliciawelonalobai197]

Jehova witness lol I'm dead dead didn't see that coming😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😅😅🤣🤣😅😅🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@rochelledunsdon131]

The best !!!!!

[@letlhogonolomokone3919]

Literally my favorite part.

[@cbz5283]

Yes. Best part. And he just happily agrees 😂

[@angelovanreenen5429]

That one had me gone 🤣🤣

[@khanyisibiya7115]

Dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@logankroates2896]

Lasizwe's talent is phenomenal he is fun, he knows what he's doing and he definitely knows how to entertain people 😂❤️his KZbin channel will never grow old we love you lasizwe and the amazing content 😊😊❤️Dankiii Bokkie ! ❤️.

[@masiem8196]

This is so true.

[@tshepoqabes8523]

And INDEPENDENTLY so.😄💚💗

[@TheCupidoClan]

Yip. He's doing well

[@miyathebeeful]

Absolutely!

[@LindieBotes]

koRROwNA! I can not wait for the next episode!

[@bettymatlebe6767]

They are hearing you with their eyes.loool.Oupa Chris is gedooi.Diep feet under.

[@bettymatlebe6767]

Chris is clever.He knows very well she only wants the farm.looool

[@tzet9727]

I've learnt way more Afrikaans watching this than I would've ever had back at school

[@mia1777]

I know right yes me too 😂😅

[@mkdempisi]

@@mia1777 I wonder why I only getting it now that you just have to put that ge before any word 😂😂 and you good

[@mia1777]

@@mkdempisi 😂😅Thanks

[@LebohangMntambo]

😂 The instant glow Noms had when she heard Oom kicked the bucket 💲💰💲💰

[@cindycindy1564]

And hes 6feet under. 🤣🤣🤣

[@miyathebeeful]

Hahaha! Instant reaction...a girl can dream right 🤣

[@lizowilliam013]

Lebohang Mntambo o mpolaa ka Noms...😂😂😭dead

[@KwaMshenguVille]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheePreciousOne]

Up to this day, I still wonder why I haven't seen Lasizwe in any movie. He is so talented 😂😂❤

[@faithjoymwende1769]

Me too they should give him a role 😍

[@vusumzimzuzwanavusi2672]

Productions don't pay hey, Lasizwe is doing the right thing to make himself some money.. Maybe they have approached him but he declined

[@meredithlaberloth2169]

I know right

[@TheCupidoClan]

They'll take him away from us. They'll control what he does and I'm sure we don't want that 😀

[@MrVtwerner]

Thank you Nomatriquency and Dirkie for making us laugh 😂. Lasizwe must get his own weekly show on TV. We need laughter like this as a country.

[@the_realmrleo]

So waar Flippit 😂😂😅

[@roxanneclare9270]

He does have a tv show on mtv

[@christopherlottering2873]

No one: Lasizwe: "This little child, where did you get my address"😂😂

[@mollytsotetsi6891]

What went thru the person's head when disliking the vid while we haven't 😕even watched 😂😂😂

[@barbarakisimisi8085]

I thnk extreme jelous n hatred

[@sindimbaerna7396]

😂😂..exactly

[@janetbam5112]

Come on how can you not love this guy sorry girl in this sick world we live in...... Love u girl

[@mmankolomokgotho7950]

People are sad let's pray for them

[@shemarscafe193]

Maybe they realised the video isn't released as yet and they got impatient or felt disappointed🤷‍♂️

[@_Lolo00]

Whan the Farm came into play Nomatriquency suddenly understood Afrikaans 😂😂😂aai ke selective hearing @ it's best!

[@artietimmy117]

"My neighbor's are listening with there eyes"😂😂😂😂

[@kimgunnings-wright6201]

I just realised that he spit the gum out to hear better!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 So not only does he hear him with his eyes, but with his mouth as well???

[@richietsindi4528]

True

[@thembimpofu1507]

😂

[@onkokame_]

I missed my nomatrickevensie😭😭 and her “kssshh ksssshhh”🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@masiem8196]

As for kshhhh kshhhh😂😂😂😂😂

[@bsomhorse4554]

You don't know how many times I tried that "ksshh" I just comes out as the normal 'sshh' 😔

[@couragedabooz8004]

When she played the music I couldn’t 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@danebraaf9028]

Omw, was thinking the whole time move to wig to the front, so he doesn't see the wig kous... Lol.😃😁

[@user-jc8dy2sl7k]

His more famous than actual KZbinrs like American youtubers who copy it other shit lol.

[@TheBeyerleBunch]

I swear this makes me miss home (Africa) Thank you Lasizwe for always putting a smile on our faces. 🤣

[@kustakuties9847]

This is classy😂😂😂💪🏿

[@gyuhff]

Yeah I hear you, but you made the right choice. Not worth staying here.

[@mhlengik1832]

Lol I'm dead. The way she went from 0 to 10 when he mentioned the farm. The Jehovah's witness part killed me😂😂

[@ashleyedith2016]

why are u treating poor dirkie like that ,, he came to fetch his boer meisie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...hi lasizwe all the way from namibia 🤷‍♀️❤❤❤❤❤💕💕

[@ashleyedith2016]

10/10 for me , cant wait for next episode

[@sinesipho2746]

She cooled down immediately after hearing his oupa is dead😂😂

[@victoriaquinn9041]

I clicked so fast only to find that it's premiering tomorrow 😔

[@nolwazisontangane6161]

Same 😭

[@jacelynsias2100]

Same 🙂

[@janetbam5112]

Damit I just saw it also well my lunch at work will 12

[@nokwandangubane855]

Same

[@TheCupidoClan]

Lol. He wants us to enjoy lunch

[@pamelatshefu6557]

"Jehova's witness"😂😂😂😂😂yhooo I died😭😭😭😭

[@gugun2660]

And I am a Jehovah's witness, it killed me too. I did not expect that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MatthewSmith-ue2vb]

Was finished 😆

[@esthertshibangila4807]

Jehovah 🙉

[@Zehm_]

@@gugun2660 me too

[@kopite_queen]

“Jehovah’s Witness” part took me out 😂🤣❤️. Who else agrees this episode was too short? 🥺😭

[@gingerandfriends7066]

mee😂

[@Shreksleftnutsack]

Me

[@Shreksleftnutsack]

Me

[@Shreksleftnutsack]

I

[@Shreksleftnutsack]

Ek

[@Holmes_Tech-Games]

"6 feet under?" "Ja he's very deep" 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@user-qz5gi4uh6x]

Ha ha, lag my gat af.

[@kwenanapoleonngoepe7274]

😂 😂 😂

[@someonesomewheresomdeday]

baie deep!

[@thembimpofu1507]

😂

[@bonolomajara7969]

I beeeeeeeeeeeen waiting for the return of Dirkie!

[@nothile_xolile_gumede]

Derkie's leg game is still the bomb♥️ Those legs are a national treasure🎊

[@divanlaing4081]

Hehehe thank you

[@jacquelinecarolus7860]

No ha ah, I feel so sad for Dirkie. Nomatrikevensi just want him for his farm.

[@acca1461]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 How did they break up anyway

[@lulekazoko9413]

@@acca1461 Watch ep7 of last season

[@KateeAngel]

Why does she want a farm anyway? She already has a nice house!

[@itumelengmasemola717]

@@KateeAngel farm is more money gal

[@tshiamomosella8325]

No one: Literally no one: Nomatrikevensie's boyfriend: "ek is gemoving in!!"😂😂😂🤣🤣 Secure the land mogurl

[@nevlyntryline]

😂😂😂😂😂 Dirkie loves her hleee, he had to mention the land to get her attention...

[@amyv.]

Watching the Premiere from Vancouver, baby! 🙌🏽☀️🦋 (Edit: Voetseeeek!)

[@chevonvorster9780]

This is my Derkie.. I love him so much. I can't stop saying awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww whenever he speaks

[@JoeCamp-mf1ug]

Yay! You two are back!!! Brilliant episode!

[@bulelambalo7508]

‘You are making noise for my name’😭😂😂😂

[@rhysfeldman]

This is like we’re waiting in a queue for a movie 😂😂

[@rejoycemnguni6841]

Lol i am so sick i have flue and no one in my house wants to chill with me cause they think i got corona so i been moody the past two days after watching this i lost my mind like i couldnt stop laughing thank Sizwe for makin my day♥️

[@Ad-Lo]

So are we all going to ignore that Dirkie's earthly value fits into a knapsack, a cabin sized suitcase and a large garbage bag?! And nevermind those shorts... 🙈

[@mionrugheart2340]

😂😂😂😂

[@theyknowmimi9063]

Why do people dislike when they didn't even watch it 😔?

[@zandilek1551]

Ama haters😑

[@supercutie7172]

I wanna know that too

[@kutlwanoarchibaldmocumi4622]

They must be jealous

[@reactionking9853]

Chi

[@masegomokoka7628]

I can't wait for 'FRIKKIE'😂

[@letumileofenste8570]

😂😂😂

[@aneliasmit7837]

When she and Dirkie has a son they can call him Klein Frik

[@Haydn747]

This is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a long time 🤣☠️ DEAD

[@khomotsommalebatja8066]

I literally screamed NOMATRIKIVENCY when i saw those slippers❤️😍😂

[@jessicakissasi7718]

5 people disliked but we haven’t even watched it yet💀

[@sphelelehlongwane5520]

Purely hate 😒😒what is there to dislike

[@naheedahmola6771]

Thats just being a hater who is full of jealousy

[@paediotrickschannel6352]

OMG when he said "Jehovah's Witness" I almost tripped 😂😂

[@pontsomothibeli9199]

I was looking for this comment😂😂😂😂

[@gabrielsihova5478]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@africonvo4774]

Hey guys Im also gay and I love you. Lasizwe

[@Savyra]

Trappe van vergelyking... XD Love this. Can't wait for the next one.

[@cokewater6906]

The way nomatriquensi and dirkie communicate is stressing me yoh

[@lanadelreyhey]

Is it wrong that Im a jehovahs witness and i legit laughed so hard at the end Lmao

[@simohlope4411]

Same here😂

[@cbz5283]

Nah, we all fam ♥

[@marangk6278]

May you please explain it I dont get it🤣😔

[@simohlope4411]

@@marangk6278 he made fun of JWs because we do house to house (field service) it's funny cause we go through it shame😂😂

[@marangk6278]

@@simohlope4411 ohhh🤣🤣Thank you!!!

[@kirstenjohnson2252]

Lol I missed this series 😂😂 this should definitely be aired on sabc 👀👏🏻♥

[@dieketsengbolofo5120]

Hahaha!! Yayy! And, they are back. Missed you guys. But shame man guys... this is not right. I pray Dirkie finds a woman that loves him... cause this is abuse. He is so disrespected and spoken down on so badly, he doesn’t even see that it’s mean and actually very verbally abusive. Also just being loved for “land”... when he genuinely loves her, hurts my heart.

[@the_realmrleo]

Haai wena!! You got this!!!! It’s been in the bag. Love your content.👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@DissonantSynth]

Dirkie is looking fine! 🔥

[@olgadebruin4923]

I cant wait tricky baby ♥️🤣♥️♥️♥️ 😍

[@wilcoherbst4997]

This is gonna blow up! I can’t wait for episode 2

[@midgejarmalgrayson3723]

😂😂ough, nomatrikivensey though, so obsessed with the farm. I enjoyed this episode so I'm definitely giving it 10 / 10🔥

[@kweswetembo]

Nomatriquency always loves the land part😂😂

[@angelcele950]

Kweswe Tembo me too, I am JEHOVAH WITNESS but I laughed

[@kellygolding3942]

Yorh guys I'm too excited for this 😭😭😭dirkie got land so what to can happen now?

[@nqobilemthuli3172]

OMG thank you for bringing this series back. Dirkie !!!! 🤣❤️👏🏾

[@banozibagombalume6187]

"Jehovah's Witness" just ended me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂ah

[@noluthandontuli4145]

Dirkie speaking broken Afrikaans so that Tricky baby understands😍🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sorayavanderschyff937]

My Bokkie Met sy plaas, Yoh, Matrikaboeremeisie, best news ever 💫😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣, and the saga continues

[@sumayawicomb6109]

Pissss funny!! I love you. We distance, social!!! Pwahaaa.I sincerely get happy everytime you upload. It's like a dopamine injection watching your skits. Keep on with your craft babes!

[@karabomakoanyane3536]

I felt that "voetsek" 🤣😂

[@lethucele7403]

This needs to broadcast on TV... It's too good. Been hooked from day 1🙌🏼

[@hubregriffiths8451]

Clicked on it so fast, so excited for the premier 😊😍

[@bongiwexulu4190]

I know right

[@gracenovie]

Trending #1. Ayi lantso! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@lovenessjera6409]

Are you'll gonna be quiet on how that gate was closed and opened again upon hearing uncle Frankie is dead😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@entropy3615]

Firstly, Dirkie's clear backpack and secondly, those short shorts. Loooool

[@MGYfredo]

Guys lasizwe has always been one of my motivations, I hope one day my KZbin channel grows to be as big as this one #MGYKaizen, keep up

[@cloudy6700]

No american comedy could ever beat this masterpiece 🤣

[@silindokuhlenovember6120]

Can’t wait for more🤣🤣.. keep them coming ❤️

[@theunicornsin1144]

YESSSS!!! I’m LOVING THIS ALREADY HAWEMA IM SO EXCITED!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@kaurikanjoka]

No man its way too short ajeee... Get in, we have a farm now... Namibians let's register👇👇👇👇

[@angelshikwambana]

Jehovah's witness 😂😂😂 I'm on the floor 😂

[@natashadomingo1356]

I am so excited 🤩🤩🤩 This is the content I signed up for!!!!

[@therealmickiet9102]

Yaaaaaayyyyy oh my soul I’ve beeen waiting for this. The whole first series filled my eyes with tears of laughter everytime I watched an episode, the last one was my favorite cause I legit had to press pause three time in order to breathe cause I was laughing so hard. Lasizwe my love you are a fantastic person always bringing joy and laughter to others. Keep it up, Sweeatheart.

[@kustakuties9847]

😂😂😂this should be fire

[@deborahdeparse3681]

Uhh I knew smthng was missing on my Quarantine!!! DIS IS IT❤️✨🔥🔥🔥

[@andrivanderlinde8426]

Hillarious!!!! Can't wait for the next episode!! 100/10

[@thevisualedge4030]

Once guys. First time popping in, in ages. You've gotten in some proper Cam Ops and shit is looking fresh and has an atmosphere and a refined narrative. Well done.

[@sir.angelo]

Can’t wait for it🥳🥳🤩🥳🤩🥳🤩🥳🤩🥳🤩

[@ngcoboandiswa850]

Cant wait bokkie❤️❤️

[@cashibacamrin]

OMG whatcha now, is my eyes fooling me? Thank you for this amazing gift oh great one

[@luckymvelase547]

OMG! I was waiting for this, thank you Lasizwe for finally following up on the land situation. Now Tricky can get spicy she's got everything she wanted.

[@nickiowens2036]

Did she just pick up the sweet and put it bck in her mouth 😂🤣🙆🏽‍♀️

[@rebornmystic3274]

5 second rule 😂😂😂😂

[@maxinekayser3420]

Demmit 😭😭😂😂

[@catisadisaster2269]

I've BEEN waiting 😍

[@Emerald_Khoza]

100/10 💯🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥can’t wait for the next one

[@barbarakisimisi8085]

😂😂🤣jehovhas witness with all tht luggage. M dead,🤭

[@tlhogieymakganye3719]

I'm so excited but guys l a s i z w e is the best he's doing the most who agrees with me?

[@thandazilesilinda9571]

Nomatrickyvency😅😥😂

[@lostcrusader8053]

In the darkest time, you know how to bring back Proudly South African feeling. Good work!

[@phakamile9703]

I'm finisheedddddd. You really know How to create content. Keep at it , I really love what you do