How Dio entertained himself for 100 years

Never before seen footage of Dio Brando between parts 1 and 3

[@busk-e963]

This is why he’s slightly fuckin crazy in all parts after

[@inconspicuousrobot2685]

I mean he was always a bit crazy

[@rosesred9221]

@@inconspicuousrobot2685I mean but still, clearly he must’ve lost a few more screws considering how long he has been in the coffin, he just hides it really well.

[@alpharius2omegaboogaloo384]

@@rosesred9221He tried to distract himself with philosophy, but even then you don’t start scratching into your own skull while completely sane.

[@ExplodingSteve]

slightly?

[@xenothekami888]

@@rosesred9221not to mention, his greatest high ACTUALLY made him high, take someone like dio and give them the spiritual/ritualistic version of fentanyl and its gonna be a bad time😭

[@gintoki5116]

I just assumed he slept and woke up like it was a hell of a nap

[@calicobagels]

Same

[@Kira22558]

Me too.

[@chto3ugodno]

And when he woke up a hundred years later, his head was set backwards. Imagine his face.

[@gintoki5116]

@@chto3ugodno that's actually funny

[@slyfox7452]

Im pretty sure thats what happened

[@mdsystems4463]

Honestly, DIO writing SBR basing it on Jonathan sounds oddly wholesome

[@lukaslp7722]

"Yes, I'll make the pathetic Jonathan lose his ability to walk while I come in with really cool dinosaur powers! This truly is peak fiction!"

[@menethemene1555]

@@lukaslp7722 then dio accidentally gives him a happy-ish ending until part 8

[@thoughtprism2963]

Yeah but I don't think he knows Stands exist yet LOL

[@mdsystems4463]

@@lukaslp7722 Jokes aside, the story is literally about Johnny fighting against the impossible and (in his own words) "Learning to walk again" so if anything him writing Jonathan to be a cripple that still triumphed in the end really speaks on how much he ended up respecting him... But taking the dino powers for him alone was a dick move, that greedy son of a bitch

[@Golden_M4no]

​@@mdsystems4463Nah, he was driven so mad that he confused jojo being a ripple user with him being a cripple user (please laugh)

[@yousmelllike5082]

Huh. No wonder he acted so dumb against Jotaro. He was senile.

[@kennethcarloscomar6900]

I would say he was high and too confidente of himself instead of dumb

[@valentinnoguera5589]

​@royalcolored9473 he underestimated jotaro and the jobros a few times, if DIO really wanted, there would no fight in the first place

[@upwaveflash8429]

​@royalcolored9473*Proceed to spent most of the timestop to only have some stupid dialogues and useless move that ultimately lead to Jotaro win*

[@upwaveflash8429]

@royalcolored9473 lmao

[@zirotsero6951]

@royalcolored9473lmao If he had ditched the road roller and just used his fist, he’d have won but he just wanted to find the dumbest ways to kill jotaro and waste 7 seconds of his time stop and kill him in a way to where he can’t see jotaro’s corpse so he could get caught off guard Also he’s so dumb that he didn’t just move slightly closer to Jotaro when he threw the knives so he could actually hit him in stoped time. Also he for no reason wants to decapitate Jotaro despite confirmation that he’s already dead. If Dio actually had a brain, since he was so paranoid, he could have just threw a knife to both check if jotaro was alive and decapitate but no, he checked with his main body and not even use his stand cuz he’s so intelligent. If he just remembered he had his knifes that he used seconds ago, jotaro wouldn't have gotten that critical hit that gave him the upper hand he was so paranoid of not getting close to him too JUST because he can move 2 out of 5 seconds, like wtf could he possibly do in 2 seconds especially with you having self proclaimed superior power and speed. the guy literally has such a small brain that he can't even react to attacks, defend or dodge while time is stopped despite repeatedly clashing fists with jotaro at the start of the fight People really like to gas up this fight as a battle of wits when really it’s jotaro fighting okuyasu

[@mionski415]

After 100 years of boredom, it makes him forget how to make zombies and shoot eye laser

[@critica77y77]

Well, he did make two zombies. Vanilla Ice and the guy with a woman's face on the back of his head.

[@mionski415]

@critica77y77 I think those 2 guys were vampires. If they were zombies, skins go rotten or more hideous

[@edgargaebolg9307]

They were vampires. And if anything that goes to show Dio got better at making minions

[@critica77y77]

@@mionski415 If Vanilla Ice was a zombie, it was for less than an hour. He wouldn't have had time to rot.

[@ezachleewright2309]

How tf would Dio make vampires without any Stone Masks?

[@rainwobrain]

Honestly, if I was locked in a coffin for 100 years, il die from the old age

[@achmodinivswe9500]

I would die from starvation

[@rainwobrain]

@@achmodinivswe9500 dehydration

[@-tremocoi]

​@@rainwobrainsuffocation

[@achmodinivswe9500]

@@-tremocoi I forgot about air

[@someguyontheinternet4277]

@@-tremocoi blood clot

[@exploertm8738]

And yet SOMEHOW being in coffin for 100 years snapped Dio back into sanity instead

[@bird8847]

sanity and DIO are two words that should not be in the same sentence

[@exploertm8738]

@@bird8847 Dio is completely deranged compared to DIO so....

[@bird8847]

@@exploertm8738 wdym? He's DIO? There's no other Dio in the part

[@melvinthesexyskeleton]

Well If i ever got stuck inside a coffin for 100 years i would probrally Start thinking about my life decisions

[@ROBOthese]

DIO with full caps is the part 3 dio and Dio without full caps is part 1 dio​@bird8847

[@theguy5855]

"so what did you do during all that time?" "mast-"

[@dibs6462]

where do you hide it?

[@kirimusse]

mastering the art of philosophy and coming up with the idea of ”Heaven".

[@theguy5855]

@@dibs6462 hide what?

[@thewolf2213]

​@@dibs6462 😶‍🌫️

[@MangoAnimations0624]

@@dibs6462 eat it.

[@OptimusMaximusNero]

*Fun fact:* In the Over Heaven novel, it's heavily implied that Erina, being a holy woman like Dio's mom, had mercy and took the vampire into the coffin after he became one with JoJo's body and passed out. The only thing Dio remembers is the voice of "his mom" telling him to become good the day he opens his eyes again

[@emblemblade9245]

That passage gave me chills. I love Over Heaven even if it’s not quite canon

[@anoon-]

Resulting in the deaths of hundreds, among which being pedestrians in the vicinity of the part 3 fights and of course, the Senator's massacre of Egyptians in his car.

[@valentinnoguera5589]

Thank god that's not canon, that decision would make jonathan's sacrifice useless

[@potatofarmergyro1720]

Erina would never do that 💀 I mean in part 2 she breaks down at the thought of another vampire appearing and killing her loved ones again

[@critica77y77]

I'm convinced the truth is that Dio clung to the bottom of the coffin until it sank into the sea, and Erina never saw him. However, I do find it believable that he wasn't entirely sure what happened, and he _thinks_ Erina saved him.

[@dioscuriyuri8913]

Normal human can't even think straight after locked for 1 day, and he managed to do it for 100 years

[@Guilherme-JK]

He thinked so straight after 100 years he even threw a road roller in a 17 year old

[@Guilherme-JK]

He thinked so straight after 100 years he even started seeing a yellow guy with the ability to stop time who kept following him

[@xiaomi_47769]

​@@Guilherme-JKhe thinked so straight that he became bisexual

[@joprothenoob2374]

Senku:light work😎

[@Cumrel]

Thats because he's not a human~

[@manupm9161]

SBR being a Dio fan fiction is a great idea, I mean, if he was able to (partially) devise the heaven plan, I can see him doing that as well

[@exploertm8738]

Partially? I am fairly sure he fully devised the plan and even a backup with the bone.

[@furkanspider2613]

​@@exploertm8738 ah yes DIO's boner- I mean bone. It was very hard.

[@darthnox8286]

Reminder to everyone reading this and wondering how DIO couldn't get out: Water Pressure exists. If DIO did get out, or could even open the coffin door, he might have died instantly afterwards. For those saying the coffin should've been destroyed because of the pressure, it was made to survive explosions, it is entirely possible that it could survive the depths of the ocean depending on how resilient we're talking.

[@yaujj65]

I feel like other than water pressure. It would be easier to have the coffin be on land and free himself there rather than free himself in the ocean. Besides I doubt Dio knows how to swim.

[@DamianQualshy]

Died? He's literally an immortal vampire.

[@dominicblackburne2247]

He needs blood to heal. No blood in the ocean, so he cannot heal the damage caused by pressure fast enough, leading to him being crushed

[@adamnoobmaster7490]

@@yaujj65He is DIO Born in England, athletic guy his entire life. He knows to swim

[@yaujj65]

@@adamnoobmaster7490 Athletic, yes. Swim? I don’t think we see him swim especially in deep water

[@georgealexmoisant2601]

I mean at some point he was coming up with the heaven plan in that coffin and that plan is just fucking bonkers especially for someone from the 1800s to think of so maybe he was canonically crazy

[@kraosdadafusfus8034]

Dario was a crazy highwayman and abuser. Dio's mother suffered that man and died because of him. She was also (apparently) the one who gave Dio his obsession with reaching Heaven. The madness was in the blood, and he wanted to go there physically and demand answers to God himself: "Why? Why did you take my mother and not Dario? If you knew everything that would happen, why did you let him ruin our lives? Why am I like this?"

[@georgealexmoisant2601]

@kraosdadafusfus8034 That has absolutely no relation to the heaven plan what are you talking about, go read or watch JoJo’s bizarre adventure part 6

[@fungmonger3000]

real

[@Kira22558]

@@kraosdadafusfus8034 unfinished comment? Huh?

[@monkeywheel5522]

@@Kira22558read JoJo’s “Over heaven” novels

[@OptimusMaximusNero]

Love that DIO mentions the iconic "Eat sh*t" moment between Hot Pants and Gyro. Even the Brando of the original universe finds our favorite pink-haired nun absolutely irresistible

[@Just.some.guy.here.]

1:54 At that point, Dio didn't stopped thinking, he just went mad.

[@V-Ner_d]

I think it would've been funny if Dio's coffin landed near the volcano where Joseph fought Kars, and he'd wonder what's all the racket going outside his coffin.

[@maninhu9837]

He just hears Kars scream JOJO, and tries to desperately free himself so he can watch the fight

[@V-Ner_d]

@@maninhu9837 "Did somebody just say 'Jojo'?!"

[@xiaomi_47769]

Funny how dio made Jonathan a crippled man and himself with dinosaur powers and a stand that can stop time lmao

[@0Hazy_Days]

Dio having legit hallucinations in the coffin is so funny

[@Mustachioed_Mollusk]

The whole series after season 1 is Dio having increasingly crazy delusions from being trapped under the sea for all eternity while also being immortal. Stands don't exist, Dio made them up.

[@ivansproats4676]

It’s quite cool because it helps reinforce Dio’s stand having Diving tanks and equipment on him. Since his name is a reference to the band Dio, and his stand being a “Holy Diver”, one of Dio’s (the band) most popular songs. So it makes sense when you remember Dio spent a long time underwater.

[@sarojandongol1482]

Araki was a plankton near that coffin. That's where he got the idea for SBR from.

[@Samuelito-fj4eq]

My bro could have just used space ripper stingy eyes and destroy the fucking coffin but he was chill as fuck

[@gabrielmbx9253]

El sol probablemente lo hubiera matado ya que no tenia forma de protegerse de el y de saber si estaba o no (no se si tambien hubiera podido haber escapado por la presión del agua y que todo su cuerpo estubiera lleno de agua)

[@Guilherme-JK]

He probably lost his vampiric abilities when he fused with Jonathan (Probably)

[@Samuelito-fj4eq]

@@Guilherme-JK his head still had vampiric powers cuz it was his real head, not Jonathan's

[@Samuelito-fj4eq]

@@gabrielmbx9253 dudo q el sol lo hubiera quemado al fondo del mar

[@alessandromaccaroni8481]

Okay! And what part of that plan gets him out of the middle of the ocean?

[@sussygiorno4924]

1:40 honestly relatable.When I'm bored I think of au fanfics I made in my head.

[@EpicTheUnknownOne]

2:51 just so funny lol "It's really nothing personal" Then Dio proceeded to grab Bro and kill him on the spot while also drinking him dry pause

[@touchguapreign]

drinking him dry is crazy

[@user-Ro_snipez]

1:31 MANS GOING INSANE 😭

[@Peanutlover16512]

Song? The original

[@Skelyton]

​@@Peanutlover16512 it's what will we do whit the drunking sailor

[@justinn8541]

Magenta Magenta: Is this one of my people?

[@GabbQ]

2:56 The All-Star Battle model is perfect

[@Baji_]

He lives like a mob in minecraft

[@filipvadas7602]

The silhouette and face during the flash at 2:40 is actually a little freaky xD Really sells how Dio must have been more than a little unstable after finally getting out.

[@kingkaydengaming2786]

Broski thinks hes the double dungeon king from solo leveling

[@yaujj65]

Well this is a meme video and really funny, I find this slightly canon since everything is in character and no surprise that Dio would have go insane. Plus other than introspection on fate, he probably done what in the video to stave off his isolation.

[@stupidduck260]

2:26 bruh thats some incredible feet strength to let him do a back flip with his toes

[@Oitama69]

how in the fuck Dio knows Jars existence

[@LodyPolskieNarodowe]

Because Diavolo is dead in this universe.

[@Oitama69]

@@LodyPolskieNarodowe Holy fuck this makes so much sense

[@potatoking6571]

@@LodyPolskieNarodoweI don’t get it.

[@LodyPolskieNarodowe]

@@potatoking6571 If Diavolo dies, then everything is canon.

[@Guilherme-JK]

I dont know, Jars exists in most universes

[@dagrumblers]

1:32 I can't stop listening to this on loop

[@rainwobrain]

I'm at the dentist rn, watching that video while they are destroying my teeth

[@probablyjinxed]

his “new minion” being the damn fisherman from pokémon sun/moon got me cackling

[@yanikstudios]

I like to think Dio had the same thing like Kars where he stopped thinking and went dormant until he was awoken by the fishermen

[@pradness]

Only a man who was imprisoned in a coffin for 100 years would call the ability to accelerate time as "Heaven" But Dios mental health is quite astonishing, I would get PTSD attacks everytime I stop time, because stopping time is basically like a prison, you can roam around but can't really do anything until the time resumes

[@vesse007]

Yeah, spending 100 years in an enclosed space will do that to ya

[@pratham8318]

"I AM GOING TO END THE JOESTAR BLOODLINE" *goes on to creat 5 more including giorno*

[@AraikSarkisyan]

1:16 If JoJo was a good fiction:

[@Timeline_destroyer]

Bro really get lock for 100 years and still keep his goal : ending entire bloodline

[@cindycancino960]

So that's how DIO devised the whole "Make Pucci reset the universe" thing, huh?

[@CaltosVirnam]

Imagine the bloodbath on the boat He hasn't eaten for 100 years, fresh vampires are already insane from hunger, imagine 100years, how monsterous he was, the feralness of pure hunger.

[@rock-hv6ns]

I loved the part where he is the one who made sbr

[@liquidfish4873]

Think about how long you have been alive so far, 100 years in a dark box is unimaginably worse than death...

[@DioBrando1899]

It was quite a boring task being stuck in that coffin for so long.

[@Etchzorz]

I just assumed he went into Iguana mode, do you know how hard it is to drown an Iguana? Dies in Foo Fighters

[@HaoRLK]

Imagine parts 2-9 are just Dio's fever dream, and he is still inside the coffin

[@N4H47A]

2:06 how dio know Kars name lol

[@Mordecrox]

Considering vampires and the masks are Kars creations, wouldn't put above the mask's powers to give a glimpse of the pillar men

[@z0ru4_]

That person's editing is sooooo good

[@busk-e963]

He started to go insane.

[@Artemas_16]

TBH, Dio always could break out of coffin and simply walk on bottom of sea until being close to the shore (which he would know because sun rays would be reaching him) and just swimming out when it's night. Or better yet, just climb someboat near shore and hide there to get to nearesr port.

[@yamerrune]

he didnt know when it was day or night so walking out would be death, and he cant just open the coffin without breaking it due to water pressure

[@Artemas_16]

@@yamerrune he can just break out. At he's in the middle of the ocean, it doesn't matter day or night, rays will not reach him.

[@yamerrune]

@@Artemas_16 Yes they will, he is not 3000 kilometers deep lmaoo

[@Artemas_16]

@@yamerrune obviously not, the most deep place on our planet is 12 kilometers.

[@yamerrune]

@@Artemas_16 i meant meters sorry but my point still stands some light rays will reach him and as we know even a little bit of light is lethal

[@Speedieeditz]

Fantastic video. I love it

[@mrcraka8864]

He was actually gooning the whole time

[@gonzalodusso4323]

I like to tink that from meditating so much in the coffin he discovered the way to heaven

[@Kazster123]

babe wake up new dankbidoof banger 🔥🔥🔥

[@kaidatong1704]

2:15 idk what's reference what, but I recall isekai speedrun protag telling crys to ignore talking fish hallucinations (well, lay off combat drugs so it never gets to that point, but still)

[@timmyfung01]

he almost got the Kars treatment. just imagine if he was never saved by the ship and remain at the bottom of the sea for eternity. I wonder if he will stop thinking like Kars.

[@somebody4952]

I love whenever the speech program repeats a vowel

[@calicobagels]

I love how he's making up scenarios

[@Un_Tr]

Vampire mask: "am i a joke to you? All you need just immortality? You're seriously f***ed up"

[@KperaOfficial]

love seeing these videos that try to explain things that weren't explored in the manga

[@genghisdingus]

He actually gooned the whole time.

[@duelort4856]

I mean, he probably just slept the whole time 👁‍🗨〰👁‍🗨

[@-cold-1761]

*Eventually, DIO stopped thinking.*

[@Snowman64_Official]

First good 100 days challenge video

[@AllTheOthers]

oh c'mon he's a vampire he can power nap. Regardless, Jonathan fought hard for years to keep control over his body, and Dio STILL couldn't fully control it.

[@ddegyurk4007]

1:05 Dio so much accustomed to Jonathan's body that he didn't even get sunburned.

[@Dantonfall]

Dude… Travel on the ocean floor and use the coffin as cover from the sun…

[@listof3662]

i liked it when the treasure hunter flipped when he said jackpot.

[@julycrack1096]

kars looking like a fish is actually kinda cursed but sounds like something that could happen there lmfao

[@darthmaul7434]

That's probably how he came up with the heaven plan.

[@Xarphine]

yep

[@furkanspider2613]

The fact that he probably was only accompanied by the skull of Jonathan is freaky and wholesome at the same time

[@huebird1205]

I love the Pokemon references and the Sun and Moon fisherman

[@a_random_youtuber6151]

29 seconds no views? Damn... This is the earliest I've ever been!

[@Commander-peepers]

Good ending (:

[@grimgrahamch.4157]

I was just thinking the other day about how much torture it would be to be locked in the coffin for 100 years alone.

[@joesama8818]

I need more of this

[@therealeikichionizuka]

masterful use of the fnaf 3 jumdcare ngl

[@Pling_o]

Little did he know he has less then 5 years to live

[@disgruntleddude6105]

Oh?

[@quockienoan5900]

1:14 what is this song? It's fucking nostalgic and I can't remember its name

[@Liam-xz4ki]

Its called drunken sailor

[@alkopolityk]

Now I'd like to think of Dio as being unsure after 100 years of being locked whether he's really out or rather still just hallucinating on the bottom of the ocean.

[@JUST_SEAN1]

I think as an immortal being trapped without any perception of time, 100 would seem really quick

[@sammyebonyhorn4173]

despite how crazy DIO was after part 1, I believe after so many years underwater towards the end he doing a lot of self reflection. Not trying to change himself for the better, but to become his best self. Which I can totally understand why he went on this religious journey reading the Koran and talking with mystics in Egypt

[@Crippledsanwich308]

Dio actually sounded kind this time

[@leseabass4617]

imagine he was just having a century long goon sesh

[@seelcudoom1]

everyone talking about breaking out of the coffin, but hear me out, he makes a tiny hole which he can plug up with his vampire fleshshaping powers, then he releases fleshbuds into the sea and gets random fish and shit that can take him on to land and or swim near the hole for a nice blood snack, and the Joestars also have to deal with Junji Itos Gyo along with his return

[@m1stak3imade17]

"Today im going spend the next 100 years burried underwater alive!"

[@Eggs_Bendict]

"Today, I'm going to spend the next 200 years buried underwater alive! with just this coffin!"

[@veemon9009]

my headcannon was that he's been edging for 100 years straight

[@intenseoof1338]

This still does not explain how DIO knows how a flight attendant works

[@heitor_M]

I think we all think of that thing, yes, that thing we do with the right hand....

[@primusvsunicron1]

this is how DIO came up with his Heaven Plan

[@SydneyTwice]

Yknow as long as diavolo dies it is canon

[@UtubeH8tr]

Yo that music at the end was sick, was that from Allstars? I cant remember the name.

[@LoanRepresentative]

I imagine this is where the heaven plan came from, considering he had a lot of time to consider his place in the universe

[@expandong]

I love the addition of Pokemon in the sea.

[@TS_Condorte]

He also went to the secret gym on the coffin so Jonathan's body doesn't get in a bad shape

[@BizzareSaiyan2000-cx7iz]

Dio with that beard reminds me of Zeke Yaegar from AOT mainly because they have the same sub VA

[@MonoNako]

This would be actually scary honestly, stuck in a dark coffin at the bottom of the ocean until panic sits in no wonder Dio lost it lol

[@skipskip7737]

Nah, DIO writting the entire Steel ball run timeline to pass time in the coffin is my new head canon

[@BIacklce]

learned alot about looksmaxxing i wager