If Polnareffland was real

[@dankbidoof]

I'll add Spanish subs later it's too much typing Edit: ya [CC] Edit 2: French subtitles by Nex (updated) Edit 3: Polish subs by Nartuz Edit 4: Persian subs by King MPHS Edit 5: Arabic subs by @reaper-lf2mf

[@idkanygoodname159]

E

[@sulferissus225]

e

[@timdamontanha]

Add in Portuguese too please 😭😭

[@kirasandikage2778]

gracias

[@brainerprettyok8858]

Sheeeesh

[@Lonelysarchives]

This is the best JoJo OVA I've ever watched

[@jotarokujo9984]

Same

[@markomastilovic6424]

Where can I buy the CD

[@erick11789]

estás aquí xD

[@metal_1398]

Hello I am the real Araki Proof: trust me bro You can give me money and I will send you a CD. If you want more OVA's you'll have to send me your credit card information, the three numbers on the back and the expiration date.

[@berkaltuglu8140]

Okuyasu talks in Za Hando

[@MrCit-us3ip]

The part where Joseph predicts Bruno’s next line got me. Makes me think that Joseph was pretending to be senile.

[@Benloadeon]

Your next line will be : " Joseph just likes to fuck with people "

[@toothlesshewhoreignsoverdr1190]

Joseph just likes to fuck with people

[@toothlesshewhoreignsoverdr1190]

@@Benloadeon wait how the fuck did you know?

[@shotaconera2327]

Well if you pay attention he also faked his death so as not to help get off the ROAD ROLLER COASTER

[@linax3613]

@@Benloadeon Joseph just like to NANI

[@Benloadeon]

I like how Mista, Okuyasu and Josuke hang out together because they basically share the same brain cells

[@shotaconera2327]

Four :>

[@elbananitolokito]

I don't think josuke is that stupid

[@kinginfernal6781]

@@elbananitolokito but Okuyasu erases his braincell with Za Hando. Aint that wacky?

[@elbananitolokito]

@@kinginfernal6781 guess that makes sense

[@iliketosaytruecomments3326]

I think they share 4 braincells together

[@blistertooth]

I love how we all know Jotaro would just be chillin’ at an aquarium saying “this is sick as fuck” while everyone gets into crazy shit

[@Epic_go0se]

See

[@sometechydude2324]

Joseph pretending to mishear somebody just so he can predict their next line is golden

[@Bluejay-jg6hz]

It’s his only way to feel young again.

[@shingkung3974]

@@Bluejay-jg6hz sadd😔😔

[@TheRabidOgre]

I had to pause the video it caught me so off guard. I really, really wish that happened in the actual canon, it was such a perfect joke.

[@OtakuNoShitpost]

Truly a golden experience

[@runh1699]

He would lokey prob do that

[@alessandromazza4557]

I love how it's widely accepted by the community that Okuyasu has the Time Stop ability too

[@specimen057]

Is there any proof supporting that at all.

[@JNJNRobin1337]

space and time are close thats all i think

[@rigel734]

@@specimen057 Its just a joke since in Eyes of Heaven one of his lines is him saying "The Hand: The World" to try to see if he can stop time too. Of course he failed, but the community loved it

[@iordachescudaniel77]

@@specimen057 za hando za warudo

[@specimen057]

@@rigel734 manga only content?

[@Ms.FortuneTeller]

The way Bucciarati slowly turned around in complete silence when Joseph called him a nice lady had me rolling here.

[@benjanzen798]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS LMAO

[@lightsprite6128]

He is best mom afterall

[@ironyy1]

wait i tought he was talking about waiter-

[@rainbowalex12akanhatduyvu95]

"What did you just said, Mister Joestar?"

[@Porygonal64]

God I love this, this isnt a shitpost anymore this is enjoyable fanfiction

[@renecuen6447]

reel

[@ceruleanrock2265]

Yeah I genuinely feel bad that we didn’t get some sort of get together with all the characters.

[@Kariisbackkkk]

Yes

[@HawkBreland]

Yes

[@su4682]

Yes

[@chi_inverted]

Giorno talking to Abbachio if he really hated him, made me believe that these 2 actually needed some room to communicate with each other and will become friends immediately

[@TheManWithSteelBalls]

*Yes.*

[@usoppiwaa]

Canon

[@freddypurrcury4417]

Character development

[@cadarve3467]

1000th like

[@jayden9287]

All we need is to kill diavolo

[@minimangamesrichminimangam7029]

"i think he mistook us for children because we are short" -side characters 2021

[@Ssjvaca]

Funny that 3 of them are main characters

[@Someloww]

@@Ssjvaca change it so it says Fun fact it will be a better meme material so pls do it

[@rubber_rooms_rat]

How dare you call koichi the incredibly handsome and reliable guy, a side character?

[@AwawaNheLvWraii]

@@rubber_rooms_rat and the best jobro in the universe

[@agenti4734]

Lolis in a nutshell

[@evergreen8600]

I love the idea of Mista, Joskue and Okuyasu getting into trouble together and honestly need more of that in my life

[@talenspear3028]

joskue

[@aimanishak4364]

joskue

[@abdrex2139]

@@talenspear3028 joskue

[@randomyoutubeuser677]

*o i j o s k u e*

[@shotaconera2327]

Mitsa okusayu and joskue

[@CoolDude99997]

10:12 if you didn't understand why jotaro said "don't even acknowledge it",it was because when Jotaro stopped time, everyone was grey except for okuyasu those making Za Hand Za Warudo real in this timeline

[@Samuel_Morchin]

But it doesn't make sense! Za Hando is the same kind of stand as Kingu Kurimuzon, not Star Platinum!

[@KiyoGam1]

@@Samuel_Morchinit can erase the effect of time stop on him so.....

[@GodForeverNumberOne]

I was gonna comment this far too late, great reference.

[@Hopeful_Neon]

Also he was looking at jotaro the whole time

[@Vassilinia]

ZA HANDO ZA WARUDO

[@Hi_i_exist]

Broke "I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream" Vs Woke "I, Jean Pierre Polnareff, want to build Polnareffland"

[@pavi-hd3xo]

I can't ruin the 420 likes here. It's just perfect. I want to like but * *sweats profusely* * it's 420 likes.

[@dylanhirst1496]

i loved the utter silence in the aquarium and then jotaro just says “this is sick as fuck” while absolutely nothing is happening

[@silverchariot8560]

He was talking abt aquarium

[@dylanhirst1496]

@@silverchariot8560 exactly

[@azer6075]

Did you see the mouth on the water

[@dylanhirst1496]

@@azer6075 no, where?

[@ad_viZe]

@@dylanhirst1496 between jotaro and polnareff there's some teeth

[@bred9901]

i like how okuyasu wasn’t even affected by jotaro’s time stop and just kept watching

[@thornet6925]

Oy, mr joestar, I use za hando to erase your ability of time! Ain’t that wacky?

[@fightarrow9421]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bpWadIqmZ8ibjbc reminds me of this

[@omegadreemurr6271]

*Z A H A N D O Z A W A R U D O!*

[@brodycharles8716]

@@omegadreemurr6271 beat me to it

[@ykobi]

i think its a reference of this video kzbin.info/www/bejne/m5PKiZ2PptmrgKc

[@hididdlyhodiddly6019]

Jotaro, Polnareff and Fugo: *A nice chat about sea life* Joseph and Bruno: *Discussing war stories* Okuyasu, Mista and Josuke: *Almost immediately murder a man and attempt to cover it up*

[@some_random_guy_that_hates_you]

Giorno and Abbachio: *trying to get along*

[@ugoalahchibuihe3866]

That silver chariot requiem was a robot or a person?

[@hs_0752]

@@ugoalahchibuihe3866 robot 😂

[@cherie..cherry]

@@ugoalahchibuihe3866it was a robot

[@ugoalahchibuihe3866]

Thanks

[@emblemblade9245]

Fugo lightheartedly trolling everyone by saying he’s going to bring out his stand is great character development

[@seeforkat]

I like the idea of fugo telling jokes

[@microwave8931]

Fugo if he was allowed to have more screentime

[@averycoolskeleton2380]

@@seeforkat /@Lrp

[@Poni5]

@@microwave8931 More like "Fugo after his own novel"

[@theheavy5412]

Purple haze feedback

[@imannam]

This feels like an actual OVA. And a bizarre one, too.

[@rymaix]

every now and then i keep on thinking of making a group with jojo fan animators that can replicate the artstyle, so that masterpieces like this could be "animated"

[@justastrangerontheinternet1359]

Ikr

[@justastrangerontheinternet1359]

@@rymaix good luck 👍

[@Luck_wrought]

@@rymaix YES, please do it

[@myuto1583]

@@rymaix you see the history is so funny I made a full ep in my head

[@czektor2263]

Giorno: "Hey, did you know my real dad?" Jotaro: "Yea, I killed himanyway where is the aquarium"

[@virionjellybean9550]

im pretty sure he wants to find the aquarium gift shop to buy a toy dolphin

[@concept5631]

@@virionjellybean9550 For Jolyne.

[@UnicornBySprinkle]

@@concept5631 for himself, he ain’t give a sh abt jolyne IMAO

[@concept5631]

@@UnicornBySprinkle Nah he do. Jotaro's just shitty at expressing it.

[@UnicornBySprinkle]

@@concept5631 but jolyne ain’t give a sh abt dolphins

[@CalvinLee-y6m]

I realized that Okuyasu could move in time stop. I think we all know if he was smart, he's the ultimate being who could bend gravity, time, and space. Plus stopping time.

[@metal_1398]

I'd go to Polnareff land. That shit sounds crazy.

[@dank993]

Same

[@SaiyajinJay]

It sounds bizarre

[@DogGaming506]

there is a jojo amusment park but its in japan and it isnt polnareff land

[@renamamiya5712]

Same

[@NickthePhilliesStan]

fuck yeah

[@snugthug5245]

The bit where okuyasu was moving during stopped time and jotaro was like, "Don't even acknowledge it" really got me

[@InsertSadFace]

how was he able to move tho?

[@snugthug5245]

@@InsertSadFace za hando za warudo

[@derek9511]

@@InsertSadFace he's too stupid to freeze in stopped time like how he was too stupid to die when kira killed him

[@InsertSadFace]

@@derek9511 bruh

[@abrahammesrajecorrea2349]

@@derek9511 not to mention too stupid to realize how dangerous Purple Haze's virus is

[@ryandunn4848]

Josuke Okuyasu and Mista are honestly such an entertaining trio. Imagine a spin off series or manga where it is just them 3 and the goofy stupid situations they end up in.

[@saketbakshi4235]

Petition for Hirohiko Araki to make this true: Sign here by liking (too busy to actually make a petition)

[@Baoboyxm]

mista but in part 4

[@TheUncivilizedNation]

We got something better tho… Josuke and Hol Horse

[@ayanokazuko5120]

3:31 This will never not be funny lmao

[@DeuxExNoir]

That *...yoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-* Had me rolling.

[@thedemondevii883]

bro lmao i died when i heard that I CANTTTTT

[@spinash7864]

Fr lol

[@superior2096]

"Jotaro stops time" Okuyasu: So it's the same type of stand as ZA HANDO.

[@enorun5510]

ZA HANDO: ZA WARUDO!

[@_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140]

『ＺＡ ＨＡＮＤＯ』

[@ellymercyhnem]

oi josuke i just said za hando za warudo because it sounded cool but then accidentally made time freeze AINT THAT WACKYYYYYY

[@Blarvinks]

Jotaro saying "This is sick as fuck" while standing in front of an aquarium tank is now my wallpaper

[@azada7281]

😂😂😂😂

[@bruhbreeh5392]

D O L P H I N S

[@c00lkidd84]

same

[@Master_vp101]

1:29

[@Super_Suchi]

I just noticed the high priestess in the background

[@darokolghai7942]

10:06 The fact that Okuyasu isn't scared bc he is dumb is so funny to me That's what I call great attention to detail

[@Finn_Ryan]

I loved it too but sadly Okuyasu acted scared when fugo joked about it on the rollercoaster at 8:23

[@dankbidoof]

@@Finn_Ryan dankbidoof forgot 💀, I think I accidentally made him vibrate because Fugo was blocking him at first while I added the effect on everyone at once

[@vel_terra]

Why would he be scared? The hand can just erase the virus

[@Finn_Ryan]

@@vel_terra Aight let me ask how one erases a virus that is already in your body?

[@imakidbro8725]

There’s a za hando za wardou reference when jotaro stops time

[@dtseldenring]

10:10 the part where he moves has me in tears

[@lunarlord4985]

The best part about this is that it can technically be considered cannon since it is a sequel to dankbidoof’s “If Fugo actually used Purple Haze” where it showed Diavlo die, causing that video to be canon and this video as well by extension. Also, “Dio’s Road Roller-coaster” is such an amazing name!

[@harimauindia5775]

Exactly what I said

[@Scringus]

that video is just the eyes of heaven timeline

[@VibeDPyro]

This is probably also in the timeline where okuyasu’s brother lives and he uses ZA hando more often, probably didn’t go so he could watch their father

[@kalim4333]

yeah also narancia says "i fucking told you he could do that" after giorno makes the rollercoaster into a dinosaur in the fugo uses his stand narancia said something about giorno and dinosaurs

[@ZAPRST8879]

@@VibeDPyro it is connected so yeah best timeline

[@bamanathfernandez1632]

josuke: WE JUST KILLED AN EMPLOYEE mista: WE JUST KILLED AN EMPLOYEE okuyasu: funniest shit ive ever heard

[@minimangamesrichminimangam7029]

finally araki has made the spin off we have all been waiting for

[@megapoo2274]

Yess

[@MingChilling-]

so you wan’t to know spin?

[@Nazoou_Neon]

What do you mean ??? What spin off? Please tell me. 😭😭😳

[@mylesmadill9059]

The hol horse josuke one?

[@drawforge9640]

@@Nazoou_Neon nah it's a new Rohan oneshot

[@marche800]

The idea that Joseph's senility is just him trolling is something I personally subscribe to

[@azure-aeon-dragaeon]

It's also canon as of Part 4

[@cherie..cherry]

@@azure-aeon-dragaeonhow? I’ve watched prt 4 and im even rewatching it right now but I don’t understand how it’s cannon/where they said that 😭

[@azure-aeon-dragaeon]

@@cherie..cherry It is in character for Joseph to fake being senile in order to avoid facing Suzi's wrath

[@KetoCommander]

​@@azure-aeon-dragaeonHe also acted Senile to every other characters beside Jotaro, it's an act he puts up to mess with everyone😭

[@azure-aeon-dragaeon]

@@KetoCommander Yes! It is!

[@rayrsd]

10:13 Okuyasu can move in time. The hand: The world is real...

[@micheal5117]

in time

[@_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140]

『ＺＡ ＨＡＮＤＯ』

[@magentapurpleyap5566]

Always has been.

[@somerandompieceofcat5416]

Indeed it is kzbin.info/www/bejne/qIGwfoKlpLVsqaM

[@okuyasunijimura1970]

HEY DONT EXPOSE ME OK

[@verygood2520]

Jotaro saying "this is sick as fuck" had me dying for several minutes

[@Inquisitive_cloud]

I love how Okuyasu's only line is Z A H A N D O. It's like he used all his brain cells for acting only

[@tofuyamakid5759]

The price for being smart is only being able to say za hando

[@titan7789]

He moves in time stop too.

[@FiddleFluteGuy]

@@titan7789 how

[@uliveulearnandregret]

@@titan7789 he erased time

[@tofuyamakid5759]

@@titan7789 he moves in time stops but acts that he dont

[@FGC_YT123]

I love it that Bruno is having fun and getting impressed by the stories of Joseph 🤣

[@beens1026]

This made me realize: a spinoff with mista in morioh would be amazing, he would fit in with okuyasu and josuke perfectly

[@NobleVI_343]

except for the fact he kills people (as long as they’re not a stand user)

[@harimauindia5775]

Except that it's in PART FOUR!!!! Not happening. Ever

[@MasonGreenWeed]

@@NobleVI_343 josuke literally turn dude into book and stone, that's fate worse than death

[@nogoodnamesleft3965]

Except its Hol Horseinstead of Mista which is practically the same

[@adelandjj1721]

@@MasonGreenWeed Josuke is insane

[@kingofpigs6630]

0:57 I love how Jotaro just blurts out that he killed DIO and immediately changes the subject

[@saketbakshi4235]

Theory: Polnareffland is actually heaven and everyone who died in canon was waiting for the rest of them

[@microwave8931]

Well we do see what Heaven looks like when Bruno dies

[@tausiftaha12]

Made in Polnareffland.

[@bagasfirdaus7972]

Made In China

[@botsspammerandbeggerhatter5560]

@@bagasfirdaus7972 made in paris

[@tausiftaha12]

@@botsspammerandbeggerhatter5560 Made in Veni- I mean Venetzia.

[@anamusingidiot2565]

"Yeah I killed him anyway-" Jotaro handling the second most potentially dangerous situation of his entire career the safest way possible.

[@martinstephenortiz4628]

This format is absolutely amazing to make parodies/AUs. I went in expecting a shitpost but instead got a video masterpiece. The sex pistols scene actually got me hyped for the duration. 10/10

[@kokococoxdmakesdecentconte8750]

I just love how jotaro casually said “yeah I killed him” when Giorno asked if he knew his real dad

[@koichihirose5495]

...And Giorno didn't care. He's all like oh, ok

[@deadguy5984]

@@koichihirose5495 maybe he was mad on Dio BC he left him with bitch who not cared she have kid

[@koichihirose5495]

@@deadguy5984 how do you know that, you're dead

[@MunchaBuncha]

@@koichihirose5495 he probably met dio

[@boldrins8568]

9:05 "i fucking told you he could do it" only for people who watched "if fugo accually used purple haze"

[@MixedPotaters]

There are actually a lot of references to his other videos and i think thats pretty nice

[@pakkunen8491]

Yeah in that video narancia said: "So you can just make a dinosaur to maul your opponent?"

[@CharzzTheAnimated]

@@pakkunen8491 “and this is a frog”

[@Yesytsucks]

I just watched them both and actually thought that it was said in this one ._.

[@Dummy580]

Yea

[@mewthree8093]

I love that all the characters are just having fun and a "chill" day

[@jotaromilos5751]

3:23 Buccerati and Joseph having their own moment is so wholesome

[@L0LZZYT69]

Meanwhile not hearing a group of people scream as they get yeeted

[@esprero]

agreed

[@timothylinga1427]

Your next line is "i agree!", That's the one?

[@m4d_x]

@@timothylinga1427 i agree!-WAIT WHAT THE

[@sagolius]

​@@m4d_xyour next line is "FUCK, HOW DID YOU KNOW" isn't it?

[@battlechaing6374]

Polnareffland: **exists** Literally everyone else: "This puts a smile on my face"

[@burnttoast3842]

Araki should actually build an actual or fund polnareffland

[@Onepieceistheworstanime]

Question? Why is this anime so gay and why doesn’t anyone ever talk about it much?

[@eduardoportaonovo247]

@@Onepieceistheworstanime It's gay to mimic the fandom

[@Iris-su2wx]

@@Onepieceistheworstanime Umm... People talk about Jojo all the time. Also, I think a lot of the "gayness" comes from the fact that it's inspired by 80s musicians and also ancient Greek statues and stuff.

[@Onepieceistheworstanime]

@@Iris-su2wx But why would you implement that into an anime? What are they trying to promote? No heterosexual man or woman want to see that. I have never heard anyone talking about how gay this anime is but I guess fan boys will be fan boys.

[@steamyninja8881]

A real arc with Okuyasu, Mista, and Jouske would be the best thing ever lmaoo

[@bigbosssnakecorn8834]

Now I wonder if Rohan would join them

[@steamyninja8881]

@@bigbosssnakecorn8834 Rohan would be the side character of the arc. Someway, somehow, he involuntarily gets involved in their shennanigans and ends up really annoyed by them throughout half the arc. They may even be trying to steal something from him to accomplish some sort of goal, but they have to be very sneaky and they end up real close to getting caught multiple times or just involving him somehow like bringing trouble to his house or an inspirational spot in the park he draws at, but whatever the situation, in the end they explain to Rohan the situation through his anger and he ends up getting just as invested as the three of them creating a new group of 4 wackos trying to accomplish some trivial goal.

[@mcsky8002]

@@steamyninja8881basically part 9

[@memeknowledge2538]

rewatching this again more properly I start appreciating the amount of effort, storymaking, and humour used to make this was just topnotch

[@UltraSexistNazi777]

😂😂😅😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@WickedPhase]

7:39 I love how he just turns around lmaoo

[@krisbd6262]

Bruno: … Remember Bruno. He’s an old man. Sometimes I do mistaken for a lady.

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

Leave him be, Bucciarati. Joseph's from a time where men dressed like *MEN.* ...Sometimes.

[@byao682]

@@MegaManXPoweredUp Tequilla joseph reference🤨

[@aslsander7796]

When Jotaro stopped time I love the fact he prevented himself from acknowledging koichi as a "reliable guy"

[@spacetoast4684]

actually he was trying to ignore the fact that okuyasu was able to move in stopped time

[@r4siri]

@@spacetoast4684 tbh i think both

[@Jeff_isAverage]

ZA HANDO ZA WARUDO

[@Nisyiboy]

@@r4siri nah he was looking at Okuyasu

[@ComplexityUnleashed]

@@r4siri Koichi wasn't even in the frame when Jotaro said "don't even acknowledge it".

[@sophisticateddozen]

3:33 *_OLD MAN JOSEPH STILL HAS IT IN ‘EM_*

[@Jeetis]

10:11 I LOVE HOW OKUYASU CAN MOVE 😂

[@tashacatiwalaan3489]

everyone being terrified everytime Fugo wanted to help using his stand had me wheezing the whole video

[@nrandev6650]

I love how jotaro just stares at okuyasu for a solid second and they both just say nothing 10:22

[@Mr-Idk-what-ID-should-I-pick]

Okuyasu:I think Jotaro san just stop time Jotaro:I think Okuyasu just mo- no.don't think

[@emmanuel3872]

How okuyasu can do this?

[@Mortimer_RS]

@@emmanuel3872 he can't, it was a mistake made in the anime.

[@emmanuel3872]

@@Mortimer_RS in wich chapter?

[@Mortimer_RS]

@@emmanuel3872 when Jotaro stops time to break Kira's hand in their final battle.

[@ShinySG06]

10:21 love how Za Hando is the Same Type of Stand as The World

[@_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140]

『ＺＡ ＨＡＮＤＯ』

[@bigbootylatinainbound]

YES

[@Drm-Rose]

Eyes if Heaven reference, Okyasu says za hando za worldo to see if he could stop time.

[@MisterBurgerBeachball]

I love this! When Mista talked about how the mansion wasn't scary I was expecting a big number "4" to pop out of nowhere and scare him. Even so, all the jokes landed phenomenally. Sidenote, this video was actually uploaded on my birthday.

[@theinvincibleironicman]

I like how Okuyasu moved in stopped time. Really shows how powerful he is

[@REYplucate]

He can use ZA HANDO ZA WARDO

[@susk5090]

or he's too stupid to realize time is stopped

[@tvhaha361]

@@susk5090 fax

[@abrahammesrajecorrea2349]

Not to mention he wasn't scared of Fugo using Purple Haze.

[@rafaelinyoutube4175]

Everyone is just goofing around and Mista Josuke and Okuyasu are literally covering up a murder

[@neloangelo8]

The T-Rex bit had me dying! It was as if Narancia had specifically brought up the possibility of Giorno creating dinosaurs before and nobody believed him 😂.

[@mdsystems4463]

He actually did when he met Giorno in the "If Fugo actually used Purple Haze" video

[@neloangelo8]

@@mdsystems4463 I saw that one! It was great but I don't remember that part, I guess this gives me an excuse to rewatch it lol

[@True_Joestar_Gentleman]

I love how Okuyasu was quite throughout the whole video 💀

[@trunksfireheart]

8:24 I love how everyone immediately got scared when fugo said that he'll use his virus

[@shxhebx2039]

Even okuyasu

[@almedat2694]

@@shxhebx2039 yeah that was an editing error

[@notallergictochocolate]

0:56 that sounds like a real jotaro line 💀

[@raysorisgaming6133]

Actually he did say it in part 5 he said on the phone to koichi that he killed his father the line was"i killed his father "

[@kamikazepilot5041]

@@raysorisgaming6133 Am I the only one who wished the last ride was called the "Road Roller Coaster" and that Jotaro would use Star Platinum to escape from it falling and Giorno just being on top saying ROAD ROLLER!!!

[@OGPepsiman]

This is everything I have ever wanted in an ending.

[@wombadom4462]

M A R I O B A L L

[@SunburnRetrovs]

I really like your writing. It feels like it could be a plot for a real filler episode 😃😃

[@rico4376]

I love how Jotaro is just giving Fugo a biology lesson

[@Monoxrhome]

bro I think fugo just wanted to have relations with big buff man.

[@calicobagels]

That's cute :)

[@timdamontanha]

8:32 The level of editing in this part surprises me

[@johnnyjoaoestrela7267]

Nos encontramos aqui pra admirar o mestre então

[@timdamontanha]

@@johnnyjoaoestrela7267 nossa inspiração

[@veryconfused273]

It looks like one of Danganronpa's execution, which is really cool

[@AtomicGolem]

​@johnnyjoaoestrela7267 OMG IT'S JOHNNY JOESTAR

[@ey8648]

Gotta appreciate how much detail bidoof puts into his shitposts. 1:29 the High Priestess's mouth is in the aquarium.

[@aryankala7858]

and the silver chariot at the end of fire works was dope

[@GorillaFan_32]

I noticed it first try

[@fardgarde4104]

what if jotaro found out that dolphins are the dios of the sea

[@Child-truth]

what about 1:22? Koichi blush

[@Redot32]

@@Child-truth lol i didnt see that until now

[@dorecorder27]

8:01 ROUDROLLERCOSTERER!!!

[@KING4DRAGON]

WRYYYY

[@Spytale]

The fact that okuyasu wasn't affected by the time stop, and he just looks at jotaro, is just hilarious.

[@Nova-1238]

2:30 imagine Joseph saying his adventures like a tale to shizuka, it would be wholesome.

[@megapoo2274]

Kkkkkk

[@planktongunslinger5730]

Love how Joseph just instinctively predicted Bruno's line

[@isallwaysonline8395]

3:33 I died of laughter lol 😂

[@TimothyJRBranch]

Same

[@spinash7864]

Same

[@mildtora8433]

The interactions between Bucciaratti and Joseph is just really wholesome

[@dank993]

Yea

[@edgelord121]

Especially when he called him a lady

[@asepsama3334]

momma with grandpa

[@dank993]

@@asepsama3334 correct

[@brunobestmom3167]

9:29 Trish can just soften the ground as she falls

[@chicklucas6682]

Koichi can just write Skrrt on the train to stop it too but that’s kinda lame lol

[@StupidlyLazy]

yeah if trish did that then there wouldnt be a reference to old vids

[@microwave8931]

This makes me wish that Trish could use her stand more because it could be extremely OP if used properly

[@chillingjill]

Either she softens the ground too late and she destroys her bones or she lands the mlg. Its like minecraft all over again

[@waffleisnice]

or koichi could just make it heavy so it fall

[@the_doug_digital]

The sequel everyone asked for

[@hdmz-1715]

But neded it

[@jackviolence4649]

Incredible how a throw away line became such a memeable thing

[@unusual3449]

just gotta love that jotaro likes dolphins so much he just says "this is sick as fuck" when nothing's happening

[@kaplooeygames8515]

It's uncanny how well Giorno's T.T.S. fits him. Not even in like a "haha Gorno no emote so robot voice work well" it genuinely sounds like a good voice that suits his character. Is that an odd take?

[@Citcom_undead]

Nah because alot of the other voices fit the other characters super well too

[@teabag3211]

Fugo too 💀

[@commanderknee3821]

So yeah, Giorno no emote so robot voice work well lol

[@frylopers4232]

Also abbachio

[@someautisticguy5406]

Besides, giorno has more emotion than jotaro for sure. Not as much as josuke or Joseph, but he got some emotion.

[@manupm9161]

This proves that we need a "What if" of Jojo with urgency

[@awkwardcultism]

We've gotten 3 official Jojo spin off manga announced in the last two months, is that not enough?

[@kishiberohan4038]

@@awkwardcultism its prob gonna take forever to come out and i cant read japanese

[@matthewpinner9419]

It could be done and maybe some guy with a stand that can see alternate timeliness can narrate them or atleast be a way to show them in a storytelling point of view

[@Lavender_Fox]

@@matthewpinner9419 funny valentine narrator

[@You-are-definitely-right-but]

has anyone noticed that no matter what, Okuyasu is the same? Even when everyone is freaking out and moving around, Okuyasu is just a still image. Even when time was stopped or they thought they killed a man

[@msthshot1706]

I can imagine this genre as a Slice of Life. Imagine David Productions animating this masterpiece.

[@malimations]

I love the moment where Bruno realises Joseph is trolling him

[@3nr1c01sh1m]

this is a proof how creative and awesome the jojo fans and the whole jojo community is . Edit: HOLLY SHEESH 1.4K LIKES !?

[@justastrangerontheinternet1359]

this community is amazing… minus the toxic and annoying fans but we can ignore them

[@SecondFV]

not the *whole* community

[@seeforkat]

If you have visited r/SPC you'll quickly realize how wrong you are.

[@diobrando-qv3uv]

@@seeforkat we don't talk about Reddit here.

[@ninetailsk1210]

“Whole” you’ve gotta be joking. Like there is actually no way lmao

[@eddyiguess4286]

I loved the interaction with Joseph and Bruno, you had me giggling so hard with that “your next line” part

[@wiewio8035]

If Polnareffland was real, Disneyland would be outmatched for sure. Its Disney killer after all

[@tpsam]

Jojo bizzare adventure part 9 JoJolands Jean john Polnareff-joestar vs Walt Disney New JoJo is French from au in which the sister never died and married holly brother George joestar II

[@haru-chan8762]

@@tpsam so now i get the plot so they were foreshadowing it from over 30 years now

[@b0exi]

10:10 I like how Okuyasu moves in time casually, just watching

[@insectlover4735]

Like 69

[@Tururu134]

I like how, in order to achieve this alternate ending, Fugo just gotta man up and betray the boss.

[@TimothyJRBranch]

6:57 Okuyasu is thinking of a plan if anyone is wondering

[@metal_1398]

Okuyasu using Za Hando Za Warudo to move in stopped time is the best thing ever

[@Columbina3rdHarbringer]

I wish Jojo had fillers or special episodes like this.

[@Makubex_-qp1vf]

On Netflix there is a 4-episode series based around Kishibe (the user of Heaven's Door).

[@Nomad958]

@@Makubex_-qp1vf no like something like a one shot like what joots dose in His free time

[@neil5694]

@Creative-Clown It’s just a bunch of stories from Rohan’s perspective. Pretty good if you’re looking for more JoJo content. There’s not a lot of fighting though.

[@Makubex_-qp1vf]

@Creative-Clown I haven't checked it out yet, but I'll be watching it soon.

[@m1co294]

I can hear Daisuke Ono screaming "THIS AQUARIUM IS FUCKING SICK!" already

[@sweet-n-spicy_]

9:48 I love how just Yukako has both a seizure and a stroke after being complimented by Koichi.

[@WaxWantSleeep]

10:04 i love how Okuyasu is the only one not freaking out because he's too dense to understand

[@papanurgle8393]

Okuyasu's brain is so slow he remains aware in stopped time 💀

[@madvertise9060]

The fact that Okuyasu actually can move in stop time is hilarious

[@walterblack1]

10:13 got two jokes in one, i didn't notice okuyasu moving, and i thought it was a reference to jotaro appreciated koichi in stopped time in part 4 and laughed so hard on that

[@joon-buhmhuh1907]

You know this was surprisingly well-made and well thought of. 10 minutes and 41 seconds of the new year well spent 👍🏻👍🏻

[@ElBreadini]

1:28 this kills me every time

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

I just imagine Jotaro goint to a strip club, but all the strippers are dolphins.

[@532isthebestnumber]

@@MegaManXPoweredUpwith human legs

[@erdalyaman3174]

I love that Okuyasu can move in Jotaro’s timestop because of the meme “Za hando Za wardo!”and was the only that didnt get scared when Fugo said “And i will use my virus to add some color”

[@ghosthuntermike2592]

8:54 That "YES" sounds like the one from Pokemon Snap.