How do I Come? Everybody comes Weird.

[@jakesutherland8206]

I’m just gonna casually watch this without headphones because that’s fun

[@bodennis2212]

Mom: What are you watching? Kid: HOMEWORK!! 😂😂

[@esteezeller8567]

me rn in my sister's room while she's gone bc i left my charger in here...

[@bonaetatica]

In my house nobody speak english, so i watch It like: i dont give a fuck muanahaha

[@nicolesilva6678]

Gabriela Matias aqui em casa tbm skksks (Brasil, toca aqui ✋🏻)

[@jojoinsomnia2200]

did the same while aating cereals

[@Riotfan09]

Imagine if Stevie had a youtube channel for every one of her zodiac personalities

[@angelarcortez]

Imagine they had different content. Lol

[@melisacaceres8740]

Aquarius would upload twice a year...and update with an hour long storytime.

[@myjams7180]

@@melisacaceres8740 trueee

[@azdgariarada]

Damn gurl. I guess I should have learned by now not to be shocked by any of your video titles. For some reason though, this one got me. Must be the fact that I just woke up.

[@ezrabitterdan8689]

I fucking love you stevie

[@peterbrooks1429]

azdgariarada 12333

[@jminna3924]

OOF I forgot my headphones weren’t plugged in....

[@gabysantiago8021]

J Minna hah me

[@adriennewhitney2745]

That Scorpio gets me every time!!! 😍😍

[@purplekitten6637]

Saaame

[@willco601]

Scorpios are fun, but just don't expect any long term accountability from those perverts.

[@tropicalcandyland6266]

Willco excuse meeee

[@jeremycoleman2736]

Everybody please welcome Taurus to Stevie's zodiac family.👏👏👏👏

[@sophieoril]

Jeremy Coleman finally I’m represented

[@andymath89]

Haha, she was featured in another video, though.

[@jaydagriffith5365]

Taurus is my sign... Aka the best

[@allyguber]

We were totally already included in a prior vid.

[@feathermoon8115]

Yes can’t wait for some Aquarius representation

[@lchap619]

We totally need an ASMR video from Scorpio chic. Freaking hot! 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[@eden3537]

Yes, Scorpios are hot, and they wear leather jackets. And they lure you in and you fall in love and they break your heart like no heart has ever been broken before. Jessica if you're out there.

[@spyroapplesauce]

Tadpole Galaxy (speaks in a hushed whisper) Jessicaaaaaaa...

[@lchap619]

LMAO! I had no idea anyone replied to this. Y'all made me laugh. 🤣

[@cosmo6355]

Lisa Love omg I’m a Scorpio and that makes me uncomfortable

[@tropicalcandyland6266]

Tadpole Galaxy omg thanks. My name isn’t Jessica but I’m a Scorpio

[@summerfoster4665]

It actually amazes me that stevie can honestly talk about about any 'uncomfortable' subject and make it so easy to talk about.❤

[@budmangt2]

Except on Jessie Lee Perterson's show where she walks off because of his uncomfortable question!

[@jodyclaudine5106]

when i come i say "tana tana tana tana tana yeah woah yaah"

[@j420int_jj8]

Hahahaha

[@jasminejohnson5704]

Ha,ha,ha! Say what? lmao

[@M1y8k3]

What even? Hahahaha

[@saraht.652]

Bruh

[@rileyscheff5460]

chilli freeze. fuck on your bitch like I’m Hefner

[@ligiajungers24]

scorpio is my favorite member of the horoscope family and i want the podcast

[@waywardwolf3000]

You are amazing. Your channel was recommended to me and it makes me laugh, tells me things I didn’t know and makes me feel lucky for what I have. You’re awesome to do what you do despite being disabled, and I’m in awe of how bloody funny you are. #1 crush right here. Anyways- thanks again!

[@redweathertiger]

i have POTS and my god, that makes so much sense. also ty for incorporating accessibility into your reviews! i have increasing issues w/ grip and boy. i’m pretty much stone and i used to angst about my changing body, wondering if i could be having sex at all! meeting (and sleeping w!) other disabled people changed my whole life, honestly.

[@mariottabuttalapasta]

Not the kind of titles I would imagine reading someday but always intriguing !

[@shahyali3569]

Hey beautiful .. I looked for your comment under kristen Mackenzie's video but couldn't find you there. I think I have a KZbin crush on you 😳😳😳 Si nous étions en même pays, sûrement je te demanderai de sortir ensemble

[@valeriamontemayor7485]

A hate crime? Wouldn't want that *contributes*

[@alecwinner]

WAIT?! POTS is why i come weird?!!?!!! New info!!!

[@BethBess96]

Stevie has made us poties learn something new about ourselfs hahaha

[@neeblablaba]

HOLLY SHIT ME TOO OMG

[@serafinaispera537]

@@neeblablaba can someone please explain!! I have POTS and I don't think I cum weird and I feel LEFT OUT. Like weird how?? I wanna knowww

[@neeblablaba]

Nicola Green oh Sure! Ya know how she mentioned that some people with POTS flex or clench their legs and arms (or abs or whatever tickles your pickle) really hard before they get up? Pretty much the same idea, when you come, tensing muscles pumps blood flow to your pussssyyyy 😊

[@iheartmusic917]

@@neeblablaba I do not have POTS but that's exactly how I cum

[@nonebutourselves]

So you didn't say exactly how you come weird, but from what you did say, as a fellow POTS sufferer, I'm gonna guess you mean something along the lines of having to tense your legs and maybe abs for several minutes before anything will happen? Because same.

[@courtneylynn8568]

Is that not how everyone with or without pots cums?

[@cookeemunsterful]

Courtney Lynn as someone who doesn’t have POTS, i don’t tense up my legs and abs for several minutes before anything happens.

[@helenalutz4080]

I do and I don’t think I have that disorder? Idk I’ve never heard of it

[@vvns4214]

I somehow don't really feel educated.. idk the other video's were better. Still so happy that a video like this exists, love u stevie :)

[@beatrizm9451]

i agree. the only thing i got from this video is that everybody comes weird.

[@Hippolytica]

Honestly it just came across like an add for Lelo, which made me sad cuz I love her videos and this one had the potential to be really educational.

[@madelinefriend9834]

I can't even explain how much i love you. I have pots and eds and knowing u have it too makes me feel safe. I love u so much and u make life so much better and i hope you have an amazing day!

[@merikijiya13]

The confidence you show in this video is pretty badass. Imma try to be more confident and see where that gets me.

[@lizzywolcott98]

Thanks so much! I have POTS and I wasn’t aware of any of this. My doctor has never mentioned how the symptoms could affect my sex life, and it never even occurred to me to look it up. Your channel is so educational and important. Thanks for all you do!!!

[@jillfey5531]

As a Gemini I feel excluded. Love you💖

[@feathermoon8115]

Jill Fey I’m an Aquarius me too! 👍🏻

[@zelaodessa]

When you said sneeze my cat just sneezed

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

Good kitty, very obedient.

[@soph4081]

Stevie: today im gonna talk about what i look like when i come my laptop: *dies* me: same

[@bubbzerific]

What is clit lock? I tried googling it but it's hard to find info on exactly what happens to your body.

[@sirisophie6747]

"do all sagittariuses yip-yip?" no. no they don't. 😂

[@zhaidaw5878]

stickers/patches are simple and also cute and light and easy to travel with🤷🏽‍♀️

[@PerfectInWeakness89]

I'm in love with Taurus you, because I can relate. Is that a bad thing? 😂 I'm a Taurus

[@Ellie-mt7bz]

Stevie as a Scorpio kinda makes me feel some type of way... but maybe I’m just a narcissist lmao

[@outofpocket72]

Haven’t watched one of her videos in years and I forgot how adorable and hilarious she isb

[@unironicpanda]

Bring back Capricorn!!

[@kiamarib9620]

Yaassss THANK YOU

[@nonexistent1658]

YES!

[@NickyGurl14]

YES PLS

[@eemiaa10]

Thanks for finally adding Taurus! I no longer feel neglected. I appreciate it.

[@HealingInsideMyMind]

I watched this without headphones too, my aunt (who I share a room with) was like “what!?” IT WAS GREAT!!!😂😂😂 I loved this video btw!!!

[@Rolerunner]

Every time the Scorpio turned up I literally lol'd

[@theannieelainey]

When we all found out we come the same! 😂

[@sachavlogs9226]

*_*slyly deletes search history_**

[@taylor9575]

These videos are getting weirder and weirder and I love it

[@petroskostis6648]

Always love the titles

[@oliviaa5006]

read that as titties. i love both

[@madisonloder7429]

Stickers, buttons or pins are super fun for merch!

[@peterahrens9775]

STEVIE, YOUR ARE AMAZING AND THIS effervescent soul.

[@annahamilton9620]

Stevie I love you but Scorpio could punch me in the face and I’d still say thank you again please 🤤

[@adriennewhitney2745]

Same.

[@zetyra8336]

Pisces? 😂

[@highfivegon9922]

But what if... Could it be that... peoples way of sneezing mirrors their way of coming? '-'

[@jacquiz.6837]

Thank you for the info! And for dragging my sun, moon, and rising signs in the same video. This is everything.

[@Wolfpak765]

What do you do to "get blood to the area"? I feel like the answer could be helpful for more folks than just me.

[@meagangrace910]

I just got the notification and it’s only 5 seconds into the video and I’m already shook

[@danatarlton9239]

Lelo....amazing. Don’t doubt the vast wisdom that is Stevie. Yr awesome! ❤️

[@nedamaj2786]

THE SCORPIO IS SO ACCURATE. LIKE HELLO ME

[@qqw555]

Oh my gosh thank you for making this!! I have pots and I just thought maybe orgasms were fake or like I just was broken

[@ishita4179]

1:26 Oh my, I'm a Sag and I literally sneeze so loud...just like that😂

[@0Lu.Lu0]

Yo: your new new nust popped up on my tv, and I set it aside to watch after my Tahoe kicks in good--I'm more in a Dave East mood now; however, by the title I can say my first reaction is: "GIRL DAS YA BINESS. Stevie back at it again wit with the back at it again."

[@manishasingh9646]

I’m loud when I come & it’s a new thing .... this was so much fun to watch 😂😂❤️🙌🏼

[@camlock1191]

Okay but the Sagittarius sneeze is accurate as fuuuuck

[@phichuu1160]

Taurus one too

[@olat319]

Okay, where the heck is Gemini? We're prob the kinkiest sign(yes, even kinkier than Scorpio). But the thing is, people tend to think we're just cute/chill. Oh boy, were they wrong

[@tmecklenborg]

That's what I'm saying!

[@fabricshowercurtain]

You’re so great. I’m taking sex ed in school but they can’t teach same sex. So you’re like my savior.

[@skeletonsamurai]

"Yip yip yip...but very high pitched and no rythm at all" 😂

[@sydneygonzo]

Ok normally I don’t believe in astrology but your Taurus was HELLA accurate

[@Harrison_J_T]

And now I'm involuntarily imagining my colleagues who sneeze really loudly coming. Thanks Stevie

[@agallina9]

“even though i won’t be posting i will be watching” is SO me 😂

[@carlaheart5115]

I’m a taurus, and the deleting all my photos on instagram part was so true!!!!

[@baltosworld3491]

Yas! This video is so amazing and hilarious! ❤️❤️ The Scorpio was me! I love your videos you provide info in the best way!! It’s the dildo from your instagram( when Jessica was trying to explain what you can do with it) 😂😂😂 Scorpio Podcast I need that!! Murch idea- maybe you can bring some special pens/pins or maybe a bracelet bracelets are cool!!!;) rainbow bracelets with an S or a vaginal flower in the middle!;)

[@shaylaDmiller]

Hey Stevie! What’s Clit Lock? I googled it and couldn’t find anything. Sincerely, Trying to figure out what my body is doing

[@shaylaDmiller]

Does anyone know?

[@meganfitzgerald1579]

Would also love to know so just gonna comment here to see if anyone answers

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

Im kind of an infrequent visitor to your channel, Stevie, and this was a lot to take in...no pun intended

[@ellaprince6726]

Dude....this is the only good thing in my day so far

[@zsofika8888]

We need a Gemini

[@robertrutherford2307]

what about a Leo

[@sarahaurora6807]

Ooohhh make really nice reusable waterbottles! Or totes. Ppl always need bags and it might even reduce waste!

[@geschmacklos_]

I almost filled out that form, then I remembered that you would probably not come to Germany. Also, I am a university student and the only place that would suit a conversation with you would be my module "sex education in social work". And we already talk about everything and anything without any taboos. It's a pity. But I'll still take this chance to tell you that I think you're doing a great job. Proper sex education is so so so important and the first step is to talk about it, as freely and openly as possible. I believe that you help people to be confident and comfortable with talking about sex and that is, as I said, so very important. So keep on, you really are doing an amazing job.

[@NikkiTheNotorious]

The yip yip is just making me think of the flying bison...

[@Sally-qj7my]

"Even though I won't be posting I'll be watching" I am a Taurus and I feel called out

[@nidodson]

I know someone who snaps, like with her fingers, when she climaxes, because of anxiety. Of all of the experiences I have had with partners, that only comes second only to crying after, which I still don't really understand.

[@nidodson]

@MoonshineBonanza, I suspect at least one of the times was due to the girl cheating on someone, and didn't tell me she was in a relationship, especially since she moved in with a guy she was dating a couple weeks later.

[@ameliel8792]

@MoonshineBonanza Omg I never knew that, that's such a revelatiom. I cry after sex sometimes and happen to know that I have low dopamine cos depression or whatever.

[@roxywyndham]

😍🥰Scorpio makes me laugh #scoripohere For colleges only... uhmmm maybe sex toys🤷🏾‍♀️. Is that too much🙇🏾‍♀️. I’d say no but I like doing too much lol.

[@TDaystar14]

Hi, Stevie! This video is awesome and intriguing. This is something that many people don't talk about. As always thanks for the knowledge doll 💙🙌😀

[@winlove738]

STEVIE!! this makes so much sense holy shit. My doctors are trying to get me into a geneticist because they think I have EDS. And I’m pretty sure I do, I have hypermobile joints translucent stretchy skin and A FUCKTON of body pain lol. So, pretty sure I also have POTS. I lose my vision and almost pass out when I stand up. AND IVE BEEN SO CONCERNED ABOUT MY ORGASMS

[@kendallholleman9442]

If a girl screamed YIP YIP YIP I would dead ass stop what I was doing lmao

[@0Lu.Lu0]

Yeah colleges and universities in my experience pay well for a talk or workshop. I'm still in a honeymoon phase with my Satisfyer Pro 2, but I've got the black Soraya on my list.

[@gracehampton7036]

So the ad on this video was the entirety of this song “thank you next” 😂

[@danatunsch4006]

"Do all Sag's come yip yip?" I want that on a tshirt xD

[@momof2plusotaku657]

Oh wow my mom has POTS! Its slowly becoming more well known. Its such a variety of things it affects

[@niamh9689]

Scorpio Stevie 😭😍😍

[@krissiaarteaga5921]

I don't believe in Horoscopes, but I know I'm a Taurus, so why was this so relatable? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 last post on IG was months ago 🤣🤣

[@GMCTIM]

A Picture is worth a Thousand Words ! 😂👌

[@mercadoale]

So I waited so long for taurus to make an appearance, thanks Stevie!!

[@jessequinton4379]

You could have a merch that is a promise ring except instead of promising abstinence it promises consensual devotion to one's partner and the mutual honour of each other

[@ng7862]

Her:*sneezes* Me: Bless you Also her:*exists* Me: god fuckin bless you!!! Ly Stevie ❤

[@emelypaez6119]

I think every time the Scorpio talked I died laughing

[@aubrey257]

When Stevie says your name and you don’t move for 5 mins trying to process

[@NitteAkaSchmidt]

Yeesss! Please do a video about different kinda toys! Like in depth! Pun not intended

[@svitrai]

Now I wish I was still going to school where Stevie is coming to :D

[@MoonDancerArt]

*when I finally find a Stevie video with a Scorpio in it. Me: 😭😭😭👍

[@rhx_ary]

Damn, I’m in love 👌🏾

[@jacksonlovellnesfield8469]

love my sun and moon sign being way too like me

[@byebyebergy5590]

hoodie and sweatpants would be amazing!

[@doorkeeperforlethal8015]

Sometimes i feel invalidated because you don't really ever mention Leo signs in your videos. Other than that great vid as always :D

[@musikjunkie93]

Same with Aries. There's other zodiac signs!

[@doorkeeperforlethal8015]

@@musikjunkie93 I mean, I'm just looking for some jokes from Stevie. From like all the other signs, including Aires too.

[@thelozchannel1428]

Same!

[@Fruity_Cutie]

The taurus sneeze called me out so hard. I'm mad

[@veecatsu7096]

Same

[@andrewwilliams-kz6vh]

Rous Rose god your cute x

[@JordanSullivanadventures]

wow this was a lot more astrology than I was expecting from the video title

[@marigold5194]

I thought scorpio said "my sneeze is sacred." 😂

[@tattedfam5383]

Do you think I would get in trouble for playing stevie's video in the library loud as a challenge?

[@meagangrace910]

“LiTeRaLlY tHrOw ThEm In ThE tRaSh” BIG MOOD

[@amandamarie1256]

Ugh I love Stevie so much ❤️❤️

[@amysheffield8467]

I wonder where she gets her artwork. It's beautiful!

[@jasminejohnson5704]

My list of dream dates Stevie and all her zodic signs especially Scorpio because I'm too. I can't leave out Abby Martin of RT & Empire Files, one hot looking journalist that makes you want to pay attention to the news! lol

[@elliyo4286]

Hey Stevie! Could you talk about Vaginismus? And also Aros/Aces? Both are not talked about enough :)