How do things like these keep happening to me?

I somehow keep getting more and more of this stuff.
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[@TheActualMrLink]

You gotta feel bad for the heavy at 8:02. The guy got shot in the chest in a shotgun, hit with a baseball, then a meat cleaver, then ANOTHER BASEBALL, and finally got shot in the face with a high-impact sniper rifle. What a rough day.

[@jerry0331]

Well first he got shot (in the face???) At close range with a shotgun

[@MtCLatte]

If the sniper didn't finish him off.A crit loose cannon shot is there to save the day.

[@hybrid8229]

@@MtCLatte It was a sniper. Look at the death message.

[@MtCLatte]

@@hybrid8229 I said if.Lol don't worry bout it

[@hybrid8229]

@@MtCLatte Whoops. Didn't see that.

[@cwryes3179]

0:21 He’s not even playing on a toaster, it’s just bread at this point.

[@Akunai_]

Nah hes playing in a rain forest

[@rod5943]

Nah mate, the pc is fine, but the internet is not. He's catching internet out in Siberia it seems.

[@tezcanaslan2877]

@@rod5943 His pc is probably better than internet

[@TRCumbox]

Nah he is playing on a calculator

[@beep6205]

Even with that ping hes still 1

[@hullabaloo4323]

“dude I’m leading this team haha” more like: dude I’m leaving this team haha

[@syahareensharani6869]

5:10 How to market garden as an Engineer part 4

[@ThatBeePerson]

Syahareen Sha Rani HOLY SHIT ITS UNCLE DANE

[@DjiuhTi]

Market Pard’ner

[@BartixShieldsmen]

Or as it was christened, a market pardner

[@tactic4795]

Giddy up

[@lonkzelda7871]

@@BartixShieldsmen What a gamer

[@slysamuel5902]

5:07 I want to experience that. It does not matter whether I am on the receiving end or the giving end, I just want to be able to acknowledge that I was involved in this.

[@l0nkzolda202]

Be ule dan

[@vlademir3155]

1:07 the lord gaben protects f2p from p2p

[@lem2004]

-2016 (colorized)

[@tameronica]

lmao

[@thompsonel-melloi9270]

989 ping, I feel you, it's hell on Earth for a gamer.

[@whitegradient5182]

Captain JHero10 I'm experiencing this much pain and suffering when playing games

[@maloros_l]

Feel the power of 999 ping

[@user-me9bl7pr1v]

Wanna know what hell is actually like on earth for gamers? 999189298 ping (seriously, once my ping counter said i have this much ping)

[@terri4994]

@@user-me9bl7pr1v wouldnt you get kicked from the server or lose connection with that much ping lol

[@monicamascardo9490]

Asan

[@ashrimpcouldnotdothis]

2:36 you have no idea how much I wanted you to taunt

[@briansng5329]

lobster spycicle cannot taunt kill

[@briansng5329]

wanna fight m8 you gibus

[@briansng5329]

wanna guess?

[@briansng5329]

your results are being analysed.

[@laffy134]

And?

[@astrangemed8244]

8:34 INHUMAN REACTIONS NEVER BEFORE SEEN ON EARTH

[@S3NS_]

That spy is me when ever I try to backstab anyone and they for no reason given just turn around

[@S3NS_]

@Lucio García no i mean this happens but not always around sentries

[@jihrexz666]

@@S3NS_ same

[@leathersusie1702]

7:32 that barrel is a spy!

[@serap_kzl564]

ı know noob

[@PumpyGT]

Noob is a word.. means new player

[@eviequeenie]

@@PumpyGT its not a legal word

[@theamazingcatwizard3654]

The “That plant is a spy” meme has been revamped to “that barrel is a spy”

[@gabenewell441]

oh shi, engi did a market garden with a sentry

[@tothecurb32]

Lord Gabe, nerf the fucking bazaar bargain

[@kepiadina]

TheTacoMan yeah, add no random crits

[@ThatBeePerson]

HOLY SHIT ITS UNCLE DANE

[@wildbaguette6767]

WHERE HL3?!!??!!??!!!!!!!????

[@JS-ge6sq]

Market pardner

[@cap694]

$$$Pr0_Sniper$$$ : dude im leading this team haha JUUD0LF : hold my beer

[@therealkapitanpipiskin]

8:30 soldier makes this moves with hands that mean “*W H A T*”

[@nbdy6585]

*5:06** "The Jag always crit."*

[@springsaiyan8154]

1:03 my life of spy in a nutshell

[@damienbailey227]

There is a script people use that physcally prevents you from getting backstabbed

[@justasnegreckis9632]

@@damienbailey227 so everyone in the entire game has one when I play as spy

[@ДенисНникитин]

1:03 Blue spy: WHAT THE?!... 0_0

[@thedeadlygamer5833]

5:08 low and behold the market gardening engie

[@ThatBeePerson]

HOLY SHIT ITS UNCLE DANE

[@jacobellis9005]

@@ThatBeePerson uncle dan is a very good market garden man

[@KodiakKetchup]

Aka the ninjaneer

[@volkanik3070]

He did a market pardner

[@l0nkzolda202]

Not the hero we needed, but the one deserved.

[@africa7851]

4:46 sounded demonic AF

[@villa7624]

Hippie

[@iamme8359]

Hippie

[@malcolmw121]

There should be voice lines added to the game for when- -The Spy has his arm raised for a backstab shortly before landing a butterknife hit. -Sniper's reticle trains on an enemy head only to miss the next shot they take. -A nearby Medic dies with full or near full uber. -You're killed by an enemy who has incredibly low hp.

[@canthole8050]

Technically none of them would work cause the dead can't talk but gurgle.

[@AtomDarkheart]

1. The fakebackstab thing merely correlates to ping differences, and what the server sees. Impossible to implement properly. 2. "HOLD STILL, YA PRANCIN' SHOW-PONIES!" 3. Just call for medic. I sometimes do it when my fellow medic dies like; "Medic! Noooo!" something emotional like that. 4. Any damage-related Revenge voice line could do. Idk.

[@quive5705]

Lines for spy: "Ohohohoho someone is going to die today/tonight" "Snort" Sniper: Oh you wanker. I coulda hit you but you moved. If only i had backup. Uber dies lines: Scout: "No No NOOOoo My Uber ;-; You'll pay for this >:(" Soldier: "Attention: The Medic is down, now it's just me And My Fury! ((|(" Pyro:"*visible confusion* Mad sounding muffles >:0" Demoman: "* Drunk slur* oh, the medic is dea- OH THE MEDIC IS BLOODY DEAD! IM GOING TO BLOW YOU UP FOR WHAT YOU DID! >.(" Engineer: "Doc Down Mercs, im going to avenge him >:(" Heavy: "Doctor is dead! Heavy Kill You Now!!" Medic: "Oh no, Not Another Doctor! I Vil Avenge You My Comrade!" Sniper: "Medic Down, ill Hunt You Down You Medi-Killer" Spy: Ze Medic Is Down, Whoever did this will get a knife shoved into his back.

[@SquirtleTurtle.]

@@quive5705 Not bad lines, they sound like something they would say.

[@oogaboogaspookyman]

killed by a low hp scout: " _ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!_ " soldier: {angry american screaming} sniper: "BLOODY WANKING SON OF A DOG!" medic: "i shall NOT accept this!" engineer: "*sigh* aw hell" spy: "i was so close and yet here i am, dead by failing to kill a weak man" pyro: {muffled yelling, muffled desires to burn someone's house down} heavy: ""heavy is strong" said medic" demoman: {drunk sobbing}

[@iTANKuUP]

TF2, where your greatest weapon isn't a rocket launcher, a minigun, or an insta-kill knife... .. it's the fact that you live halfway across the planet with a potato for a router and a toaster for a computer.

[@supersanscraftcommentediti5337]

iTANKuUP True...

[@baguetteboing]

literally if u live anywhere besides europe, russia, australia or america then there are no servers

[@supersanscraftcommentediti5337]

Baguette Boi China would like your location

[@nachonation4634]

Bλguette Boi laughs in canada

[@johnfitnesspacertestakamat9824]

Wow random = funny

[@etnyr.8143]

Remember when the sandman was actually a useful weapon?

[@Michael-eg3rs]

nope

[@Noxusthebobcat]

Bitch used weapons

[@supabryan1434]

you mean like 3 months ago or so ? no, really hard to remember

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

Remember when it was no fun to fight against? I remember.

[@vondalo5504]

Remember the ambassador?

[@monsieur_skeleton3020]

5:03 Gamer French is said "You can use your money" "True" "And get after your money PLE" That all for no reason

[@S3NS_]

im having a stroke. Send help...

[@l0nkzolda202]

@@S3NS_ Help

[@kanizan]

"T'en a pour une cinquantaine d'euros"

[@monsieur_skeleton3020]

So basically stroke and this year my English is most broke, my badly after 2 years ago.

[@kanizan]

@@monsieur_skeleton3020 lol

[@CommentBlewUp]

5:06 Actually God

[@l0nkzolda202]

Move over ucle dan, we got a new engineer main now.

[@broder3294]

I laughed my ass off when i saw you reporting Pro_Sniper for Scamming and even get him kicked, holy shit dude

[@AP-nw6zl]

5:20 BEST SPY

[@user-ef4yv5xu5w]

5:54 The Winglet!

[@mcsweesy495]

9:01 “I love democracy.”

[@PeacefulRises]

5:07 This is it, the coolest Engineer in existence. I dare anyone to even come close to the amount of unmeasurable swag this Engi holds.

[@user-dt6uk5mx3x]

السواج is real

[@andredominguez3199]

In one normal universe: -Good shot! -Thanks! In this universe (6:31): -Pow! Haha! -We did it, camarade!

[@Envy1359]

7:43 YOU'RE TOO SLOW! NO ESCAPE!

[@Big_Pudim]

5:12 spy *around* here

[@Thecommonmc]

2 mill seconds later found him

[@__mk_km__]

8:55 I can add the [PRANK GONE WRONG] tag here

[@AlphariusOmegon89]

Mk Km tenporally sin Nislt

[@BottleOScrumpe9981]

7:02 that was hilarious XD

[@notify8696]

4:55 “we have comendiered my tingle bun!”

[@jacobwingers5206]

8-BitBanana BananaSquad “my point”

[@notify8696]

Jacob Wingers do you not get the joke? It’s ok if you don’t but listen closely

[@adityamaulanasaputra545]

0:20 how can someone play with 900+ ping

[@SaltusMannus]

their playing engie anf not doing anything

[@BCRyanRyan]

Meh

[@puddingfell5288]

They have a potato batter as their computer

[@brohighvlady3809]

Stay near a dispenser and shoot to everything

[@KodiakKetchup]

I have

[@sirvitek4992]

2:02 the curse of the gibus 5:09 IT'S A BIRD ! NO IT'S PLANE ! NO IT'S A FLYING ENGINEER ! 7:05 get denied nice

[@puddingfell5288]

7:03 You monster!

[@pyrogaming175]

Engi pretends to be trolldier

[@archivarius7178]

3:04 HEAVY'S JAW IS MOVING

[@candy1049]

1:16 i was just staring at that Engie the whole time

[@corvobyte]

Those thing about sniper,spy happens to me too..

[@thomaschr1711]

Haha didn't think you really would use the tele taunting we did and yes it's me your medic

[@JUUDOLF]

+thomas chr I told I'd use 'em!

[@jasonthecumlord]

what hud?

[@__mk_km__]

McKacpi what description

[@nekipeh7373]

5:11 he is a regular Dustbowl player, so its a cool thing seeing him in this video :D

[@CONOW406]

Okay, the last part was kind of a dick move. It's not like he was trolling or cheating, and if we kick every self-important delusional noobs whenever we see them, this game will be empty real fast. Fast'er.'

[@FrOzZeNeR]

1:03 that happens to me 50% of the time lol

[@druzy_q]

That audio clip of pyro crying tore my heart to bits... Maybe I’m a bit mushy in the feels

[@l0nkzolda202]

Is fire man your fav?

[@motivational_guy23]

this is the first video that i saw from juudolf. such an amazing and funny tf2 youtuber the best one.

[@akuthelazy7342]

Basic asians in european servers.

[@Shrina_Dracis]

i love how you edit these. XD always makes me chuckle.

[@KodiakKetchup]

5:10 When f2p spy is sapping your sentry

[@smilingrunner135]

i bet everyone knows the tension between you taunting the schadenfraude and the heavy from your team facing your back.

[@StellarElite1]

Christ, JUUDOLF. Your parkour skills are through the roof.

[@JUUDOLF]

+Stellar Elite Not really. Just a couple simple jumps.

[@jerry0331]

But u know the maps well

[@mertoj1536]

*backstabs* Valve : Ur NoT aLLowEd tO dO tHaT

[@NeuesLied]

The last part makes the video perfect

[@supersanscraftcommentediti5337]

This was actually one of my first videos I’ve seen from you, this and “The good, the bad, and the Ugly” or however you say it...

[@Vikingr4Jesus5919]

1:05 I can't stress it enough how fine a shot that was for Demoman. Right to the face!

[@DaisyBunnyVR]

low ping is an unnecessary and superfluous luxury

[@lodondavaanym4594]

1:59 that was me god i was about to get headshotted

[@anotheryoutubekid3080]

Lodon Davaanym like me 3 months ago

[@RusselRamm]

Lolll

[@KodiakKetchup]

The GMWP services saved you

[@yoniinoy2491]

7:05 Pyro: I hate you. (But in Pyro language)

[@Sufiksas4759]

4:17 SUN BEAM EFFECT WHAT????

[@jackwookie]

beautiful. Cool moments, m8 get boxed niiice,you even wrote the music in the description,

[@grimreefer9324]

Dude, a lot of those clips of the hitboxes "fucking up" are actually legit. 2:02 you completely miss the medic's head, and from the 1:14 sequence the only slightly odd hit there was the first one. I went frame by frame with it and I can confirm.

[@cheesewizard3965]

“It’s like Murphy’s Law but replace ‘wrong’ with ‘stupid.’”

[@ThatBeePerson]

5:06 HOLY SHIT ITS UNCLE DANE

[@l0nkzolda202]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT UNCLE DAN?

[@SUB-IN-SUPER]

Hitboxes/hitscan in TF2 is a thing of wonders

[@oolooo]

He has become one with the Lag .It strengthens him .

[@terri4994]

5:09 that engineer is a *GOD*

[@denkiryu226]

“ We have commandeered my single file.”

[@eduardovelazquez3818]

2:55 satisfaction moment

[@flipperjr.3822]

You're a wizard, JUUD0LF.

[@vg417]

In tf2, you can telefrag enemy. In tfc, you can telefrag EVERYONE!

[@hatmann5697]

5:09 The market gardening engineer, a beautiful sight

[@SUB-IN-SUPER]

I love how tf2 hitreg just fucks you over completly and people just say: *"You're just bad"*

[@123Pendejos1]

That market pardner was epic

[@lordadorable1140]

1:45 that soldiers wrist has taken two sniper rounds and still functions like nothing happened?! That right there is worthy of song

[@Janiols]

1:05 you know you can't kill a Heavy by just backstabbing him, right?

[@QQ-ze1rx]

Danny-Bertoni bullshit

[@attacus7168]

U joking

[@kareemkiller3640]

idiot backstab can kill anyone like the insta kill

[@mememan2404]

Backstab does over 1000 damage when it actually fucking connects

[@salad5067]

R/whooosh

[@icy6308]

When juudolf is expiries pain

[@rbvfeehfbudenrj]

The only thing worst than getting backstabbed with full Uber is the view models for the weapons

[@johncarranza6231]

really scamming -.-

[@stanleypines4570]

Deserved, he said he was leading, but he was useless as fuck.

[@__mk_km__]

Dude, he was joking about how useless he is. You need to update your sarcasm recognition module...

[@jochubo]

John Carranza well Seems like someone is liking dustbowl...

[@tonystrucking9577]

@Darkar194 the server i played on they were talking shit

[@eviequeenie]

@@__mk_km__ you need to update your joke detection module. Someone should refrence a subreddit any second now.

[@sammyy1757]

5:06 *JUUDOLF meets market gardening engineer*

[@GaboCaneo]

Glad I found this channel

[@Octo_0687]

You might have seen a Soldier Garden, you might've seen a Demo Garden, but you have NEVER seen an Engie Garden.

[@TheEmeraldTrex]

7:01 best health pack steal of the century

[@EternalEmpr3ss]

High ping: Laggy but can keep you alive

[@subscriberwithoutanyvide-wj9pu]

5:07 how to do that?

[@kareemkiller3640]

wrangler sentry jump

[@KodiakKetchup]

Here's what you need: -The Wrangler -Skill -Luck -Play as Engineer (duh) -A Level 3 Sentry

[@l0nkzolda202]

Be a gamer.

[@heyimchangingchannel434]

At least you're not alone about this

[@Mrjackcool2]

8:48 ahaha funniest shit ive seen! brilliant

[@DivingHawker]

All these missed sniper shots, I feel you, the same tends to happen to me.

[@Terichim]

Gibus medics have a special defense from projectiles

[@FeamT]

That "team carrying sniper" at the end there really did GET FUCKED. Well done.

[@night_sniper5754]

4:47 The soldier used his worst possible curse.

[@totoybrown64]

Hitboxes man, Hitboxes.

[@FF-Pineberry]

When the heavy having a high pings

[@xandertheupriser8600]

Eternal reward may be difficult to use but when it pops it Pops

[@tgagaming1354]

That guy ping high but he still play the game so well

[@ДенисНникитин]

1:03 Blue Spy: WHAT THE-?! ❓0_0❓

[@7anx2142]

I love that 3boody is in the game where you failed the stab on the heavy

[@TheEmeraldTrex]

3:43, the moment was spot on

[@thebulletbot3329]

0:08 that heavy bullet did 45 damage.

[@VincentValentineFF7]

Love that kill sound

[@mrgameburgerhd9525]

It's good to be a gangster... I mean engineer 5:07 xD

[@ShiroNyankotv]

The sniper isn't what you think happened You just missed.

[@theunknown0789]

5:15 Sound? Plez