How Dog Breeds React to Robbers (With Pictures)

[@slowfudgeballs9517]

The husky summoning the equivalent of a fog horn is just too good. The doberman is also very good, especially how you can tell your eyes were sizing him up.

[@cptgoldberg]

It absolutely left me in tears it was so funny😭

[@apeshitclothing]

Reminds me of the sirens from Silent Hill kzbin.info/www/bejne/rJWWeWBpmJWafrM

[@dontcallanimalspetstheyare7871]

Jesus is real, he is coming very soon, he appeared to me and took me to hell. I saw impaled bodies and people being tortured. Please go to Maria and say the rosary and pray for abused animals Jesus and Mary saved me from my homophobic family

[@rexrockefella4586]

I have a European Dobie 105 lbs, this video is accurate...he loves standing completely still while engaging in direct eye contact...also the coat on the European is different it basically dissapears into the night...More than one time when im walking the yard at night (pitch black) ive gotten spooked and all i can see are flashes of darkness...very scary if you dont know them

[@slowfudgeballs9517]

@@rexrockefella4586 I'm planning on raising dobies on my farm for personal protection for my family members. They are singular in attachment usually and very attentive to their owners (staring is them studying you). I'll have a pack of central asian shepherds as livestock guardians too. Since you can't usually take alabais in public, so dobies it is.

[@DarthSidian]

The husky reaction killed me. The soul stare and the foghorn is accurate. My grandmother owned a husky who passed a lil while back and she'd do the same thing.

[@jojostwin2492]

I’m sorry for your loss.

[@DarthSidian]

@@jojostwin2492 Hey, it's the twin of Jojo! What's up, mate? I appreciate the condolences. My grandmother's husky was great and lived a long life. Truth be told, I'm glad she lived for such a time, and her death was really just old age at that point. She went peacefully and is in a better place, so I can't be too upset about it.

[@Toasty_Mr.Marsh_]

Mi Husky would just stay lying on the floor staring at the person won’t even make a noise

[@moonjunimo]

my husky would act as if she knew the robber her whole life

[@extrm161]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/laOqmnx-h79onrs .

[@sallyintucson]

You sure got the Golden Retriever right. The local news showed security footage where someone broke into a house, petted the Golden, took whatever they wanted and gave the dog a biscuit before they left. The owner was not amused.

[@jbshiva865]

If the owner wanted a guard dog then he shouldn't have picked a Golden Retriever, that breed is for companionship, not guarding stuff.

[@ajs96350]

I have a golden and he loves everyone. The golden I had before this one, now he would at the very least bark aggressively and not be friendly to a stranger on his territory. No one ever snuck up on me in all the years I had him.

[@saphiriathebluedragonknight375]

My parents have a mini goldendoodle. We do not trust him to guard the house.

[@mausm7534]

They gave the dog a biscuit!

[@XenonPrimeSBSV]

Yeah, Golden Retrievers are just too friendly to be guards in my experience, you definitely want another dog to at least clue in the Retriver to not be friendly to the intruder.

[@markosaric9994]

I had a german shepard, he was always so nice and never fought. I've had dogs all my life and love dogs and was never attacked by a dog. One day that changed. I was outside with my dog, throwing his favorite ball just playing fetch, and a random rottweiler saw us and charged at me. My german who was never in his life in a fight jumped on the rottweiler in under a second and had him pinned to the ground on his side and was about to bite his neck. I yelled no, and he immediatelly stopped, got of the rottweiler, picked up his ball and came to sit next to me keeping his eyes on the rottweiler the whole time. The rottweiler got up slowly and walked away, and my german just dropped the ball at my feet to continue playing like nothing had happened at all. He was never trained, other than what i taught him, this was all just instinct to him. Amazing breed and completely accurate portrayal :)

[@lealoo6287]

My shepherd saved me from a pit bull attack. She was the best dog I ever had

[@Dragonsting21]

Shepherd to Rottweiler: you were bred to be a threat… but I was bred to *neutralize* threats.

[@BIGBOSS-bu1jt]

@@Dragonsting21 german sheppard "vere are your PAPERS."

[@scottibrown3274]

The Husky and Chihuahua are 100% accurate Love how the Boxer became a therapist, meanwhile Golden Retriever became an accomplice

[@kathryngeeslin9509]

Just being helpful.

[@vanillaicecream2385]

goldies would 100% stop a robber, roll on their back and distract the guy or smother them with kisses

[@katjaleben2047]

@@vanillaicecream2385 We always thought so of our goldie too... Then once a stranger intended to enter our yard to get a package and I heard a scary low-pitch-I-will-rip-you-to-pieces barking from our fluff of a goldie calmly advancing on him. I was so surprised! (And happy our packages and house were very secure :) )

[@mausm7534]

My golden wasn't a guard dog, he was a welcoming party.

[@frankdeutan]

From my experience with my ex's Golden Retriever, they are good at defending and rescuing humans, but not at defending territory

[@andrewvirtue5048]

As a UPS delivery guy: the chihuahua is accurate. They'll bite you before the big dogs do. The big dogs still bite. But the ankle biters bite first.

[@jandjmcfrck]

My father in law had chihuahuas. He was from the south. He encouraged them to attack. He would say “go git em spark! Hehehehe. Bad to the bone! Hahahahaha!” And that little dog would come after our ankles. I was also chased multiple times by chihuahuas wandering the streets thanks to owners that think their dogs were inside or safe. Lol. At least they’re small. God help us if they were big.

[@itscs1175]

Plus it's more painful, chihuahuas aim for either the ankle ball, the Achilles tendon or both.

[@Dakotako]

They don’t really hurt but they sure as hell can draw blood through jeans

[@graceandpeace4414]

Chihuahuas don't mess around.

[@natthebratster]

OK I have to ask...just how many times have you been attacked while working? That's a lot of stress!

[@lindaliriel]

I used to have a dobermann, the sweetest 45 kilo creature on Earth. One night she got up, growling, and then started barking like she never had. I got up to see a burglar basically jump off our balcony in panic. Another time my mum had taken her down, and she started to growl softly, looking at the back of the garden. My mum, being the woman she is, simply unleashed the dog who BOLTED towards a tree. A man standing behind it climbed over the gate and ran off. The same dog was the gentlest creature to anyone and had infinite patience with children. I miss her.

[@Bro_wat]

I used to have a dobie named gonzo. He was so sweet but also a ticking bomb when someone crossed him

[@fructosecornsyrup5759]

Just bought a dobie puppy of my own about three months ago. The next ten years are gonna be bomb, if the stories I've heard are all true. So sorry for the loss of your doberbutt. 💔 They're such good dogs.

[@JoshuaTheTransitProdigy]

**100th like**

[@recoveringsoul755]

Friend of mine had a trained service dog Doberman, also attack trained. Guy was in a wheelchair. One time my ex boyfriend was trying to get me to get back together, and no way that was going to happen. He slapped me (oh ok, NOW I want to get back together, idiot). And that Doberman was suddenly right there, barking at him. Not sure where she was in the house but she knew who the aggressor was. She didn't bite him, But maybe that's part of the training.

[@psydoof]

@@fructosecornsyrup5759 that’s the only breed I’ll get. They are so loyal and understand energies. Respect them and be strict towards (in a training way not a mean way) them and they will respect you. Dobermans love guidance. But they love pets even more haha

[@anarchiferbelial4964]

The Belgian Malinois is spot on. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen my girl do exactly that. We weren’t even getting robbed, she just doesn’t like strangers. Lol

[@alexisgrunden1556]

Huggable home security; that's what you've got~🥰

[@lkeke35]

I love how the Belgian doesn't even bother to talk. He just starts spin kicking right away!😂😂😂

[@shadowstorm1014]

Yeah I’ve got a Belgian x German Shepard and both were accurate

[@SabishiiRyuu]

It's literally jcvd in dog form

[@MorbidKat]

The German Shepherd was perfect! They are always 100% "I've been born, breed, and waiting my entire life for this moment, guy"

[@greyngreyer5]

They're wolves minus the fear.

[@DirtCheapFU]

In the name of God Emperor. There is no time for peace!

[@outbreakperfected5704]

@@DirtCheapFU RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[@Berd-Wasted.]

@@DirtCheapFU *BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!*

[@roaringlaughter3812]

Which is funny, cuz they are.

[@jadelee6555]

German Shepherd: *I've been waiting for this moment my whole life*

[@ForgottenHonor0]

I was BORN for this!

[@catneedham4913]

🤣🤣 Accurate AF

[@KonradvonHotzendorf]

Now, this looks like a job for me😂🐶

[@ellengrace4609]

Malinois: Same!

[@ladymirth]

So damn accurate! It's why I can't imagine ever getting a different breed. My boy made me feel safe as houses.

[@kyiamack]

I love how on Husky he just sits there and stares for a moment because I swear they do that a lot when they see people they don’t recognize 😂

[@p.a.r.c1694]

He's giving you a chance to survive.

[@HelenChristine]

Yes mine does that! It's like he's thinking "will I bark?....hmm yes I will bark" and by bark of course I mean some weird yodel thing

[@dreameater8548]

They're winding up for the scream

[@haven_lady675]

Husky: MOM! DAD! THERE'S A ROBBER IN THE HOUSE!

[@olenickel6013]

That stare was spot on, but any Husky I ever had would have proceeded with "you want to rob this house? Ok, cool. Sounds like fun, let me help you"

[@HarborLinz]

My sweet 17 year old daughter passed away 10 months ago to the day. I find myself watching your videos, just as her and I did together, when we needed a good laugh. I am grateful to you for all your videos as I navigate my grief and world without her. We had 2 Maltese Brady and Molly. Brady died this past June. Molly, while super adorable, and not a yappy small dog, is a princess who wont leave my side, I can’t even leave the room or she gets anxious. She will bark at any dog that might demand my attention, even if on TV. She goes in my purse on outings and prefers the convertible Lexus to my truck, commands attention from any passer by making eye contact with them and looking sad if they ignore her. She thinks she’s brilliant but wont notice 5 rabbits in the yard until it’s too late and still can’t figure out how to play fetch. To sum it up she a a dumb blonde but super sweet and adorable. Would love to a Maltese in one of your profiles in your videos if you have room ! Thanks for helping get through these dark days. ❤

[@demian_SilentNoMore]

So terribly sorry for your loss. Wishing you a little healing each passing day ❤️

[@paladinfox6013]

May she rest well, and in peace. And to you a brave stranger, heal well. my heart goes out to you.

[@mariangeerling2950]

)please accept my deepest condolences for your losses.

[@aspirecan4829]

I'm so sorry for your loss. I can't imagine how hard that is for you. Prayers for comfort and healing!

[@LolBoontai]

Used to own a husky and the derpface/blank stare before just foghorning is 100% true and SENT me you nailed it

[@charlesg7926]

Oh yeah where did it send you to?

[@dybiosol]

@@charlesg7926 Like he said it sent him to

[@extrm161]

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[@Kara-l5q]

@@charlesg7926 outerspace.

[@LolBoontai]

@@Kara-l5q underrated comment

[@DistinguishedBread]

With chihuahuas, they're either extremely shy or extremely psychopathic, I once met a chihuahua and I squatted down to stroke it and it didn't make a sound it just walked away backwards and hit behind its owners legs, it was the most adorable thing I've ever seen, but then there are chihuahuas like my friends who would tear your eyes out if you looked at it for more than a second

[@trollertroller8083]

2 normal stereotypes but not my Chihuahua. She isn't that shy nor is she that much of a yapper. She is actually kind to others except when she dont like them, but that aint often. She is special in that way. The licking is a bit much tho.

[@anitaingram3968]

My deer head chihuahua a trip. She barks like a maniac at the doorbell, people walking past the window but then loves people that come in the door. If she doesn't like you, you have some seriously bad mojo going on.

[@DistinguishedBread]

Haha, all of your chihuahuas sound amazing. Thanks for sharing!

[@alyssaescamilla8295]

If she likes you, my Chihuahua will sniff you and sit on your lap where she'll stay until SHE'S good and ready to move. If she doesn't like you, she will run after you, growling and barking. She got no teeth, but she will snap at you

[@veronikabenesova5133]

I've always wanted a chihuahua, got one and she loves absolutely everyone. If a robber comes, she's gonna cuddle him. :D

[@tinfoilhat3268]

"Oh so it's that sort of night" I felt that at a spiritual level

[@maxxor-overworldhero6730]

I could actually hear the German Shepherd growl in that.

[@Nickle_Dumb69]

I felt it the same…

[@fistinyourface7053]

Like "nigga i was bred for this shit!"

[@yatshie8717]

I snorted when I heard that, my German shepherd is exactly like that

[@MushroomCloudOfDoom]

Can confirm. I loved my sheppy so much but my god the aggression was insane. My friend’s parents insisted he be locked in a cage when they visited after he interpreted our game of tag as them attacking us. :/ Kids, adults, other animals, squeaky things, bouncy things, anything that moved, anything that didn’t move. It was all a threat to his people and it had to die.

[@druidriley3163]

LOVE! The German Shepherd - "So it's that kinda night, eh?" and the Belgian one had me LMAO.

[@MegaThefuture]

The samoyed being a gamer/streamer is so accurate, if they were humans they would do that a 100%

[@Big_Hogger]

"a one hundred" lol 80iq clown

[@cutecatsara123]

Lmao why though, can somebody explain that joke to me?

[@heyitsme1534]

One of my favorite breeds! They’re just awesome all the way around! To me they’re the perfect dog. Don’t even care about the shedding.

[@dycedarg19]

@@cutecatsara123 Samoyeds are probably one of the friendliest dogs you’ll meet, love to play games, and howls. I had one for about 17 years. Also, when I used to deliver, I’d get so happy when I’d see one. They either ignore you or they’re happy to see you to for about 5 seconds and then happily moves on because you’re not their owner. 😂

[@Selkie7]

I'm just gonna leave this at 420 likes, seems fitting

[@liberaltears1714]

Rottweiler: if you make me get up so help me god

[@oroontheheels]

So accurate 😂😂😂

[@AB-xu8ef]

They are either like a fat cop who if forced to chase you is going to destroy you, or they're right behind you in the shadows...waiting. My Rottie would let someone in the house, wait until they shut the door and got further in, then get them. He's a lazy bastard otherwise. Lol

[@aloneandannoyed]

very true🤣

[@jesicad.685]

Yep. I helped my sister run a medical marijuana farm in Oregon. Thieves were common during harvest time, so we had to have a lot of security cameras and also had 3 rotties. Someone still managed to steal about $10k worth of bud, somehow. It was a very odd feeling calling the cops to help us find our weed. Anyway, a utility worker hopped the fence one night to fix a cable or something, apparently not seeing all the warning signs about our dogs, and he nearly crapped his pants. Our Rottweilers didn't really bark much, they just chased him down and cornered him. We heard him screaming for help. He didn't get hurt or anything, but those dogs are intimidating as hell, especially when they're silent like that.

[@novembercherry4]

🤣🤣🤣

[@maargenbx1454]

I have a “pit bull” and I actually had this happen on Monday: I was home on my ground floor apartment with a backyard in NYC and someone came up the cellar steps into the yard…I saw him from my window, opened the back door, my “pit bull” (actually an American Staffordshire Terrier) runs out, and the guy retreats back down the cellar steps so fast he nearly fell. Meanwhile my dog just watches him leave, and looks at me like: “who the hell was that?”

[@blueflare3848]

They might not be a guard dog breed, but you can bet that no one will mess with you if you have a pit bull.

[@katherinewells3099]

I have two pitties. Most people just have to look at them and that's enough. Then we all climb on to the bed and cuddle.

[@suchnothing]

Your poor dog probably just wanted to say hi and get some pets 😂 there are a ton of people in my neighborhood in Toronto with really sweet bullies, I always have to go around them when I'm out walking and the owners are like "no they're friendly!" And I'm like yeah I know YOURS is nice but my goblin chihuahua mix WILL start some shit.

[@kinga5102007]

100% accurate....:) owner of Amstaff here:)

[@avashnea]

@@suchnothing I was a nurse for a kid whose grandmother had a Bichon Frise. I saw that tiny dog try to attack a Rottie that was walking on a leash with their owner. The Rottie just did the head tilt look of "What the hell?"

[@nikkikawase1891]

I don't have a dog myself because of lack of space and time but i love these videos, they cheer me up and also love reading the comments of so many beautiful experiences dog owners have to share, warms my heart always. Thank you everyone.

[@MsMuffin917]

They say laughter is medicine for the soul and I think they were referring to the laughter from dog videos cuz they simply pick you up if you're feeling down 😊

[@nikkikawase1891]

@@MsMuffin917 They definitely do 🥰

[@GracemarieJohnson2763]

​@@MsMuffin917You got that right.

[@AbleMan.2178]

Get the space and make the time. You haven't lived until you earn the devotion of a dog.

[@metademetra]

Husky is 100% accurate. My dog loses her mind if someone she doesn't like comes into the house. It also likely applies to pugs and french bulldogs

[@ruffethereal1904]

My mom owns a pug, at the slightest sign of anything being off she goes wild and will not shut up until her tiny little lungs and nonexistent nose can no longer handle it.

[@sinnermoroll]

And frugs (pug/French bulldog, my grandma has one)

[@calvor685]

He nailed the husky soul stare and their war cry

[@trialerror6000]

pugs are always asleep though😅😅

[@hawk40gtx]

Opposite for my husky, just wrote a comment. All Sky does is sleep all day and in 5yrs had her heard her bark 5 times total. She is 100% broken and not the norm for huskys lol. I was fully prepared for active dog and likes sound of own voice but got the complete opposite 🤣

[@doctorplagus7138]

My beagle, "LET'S GO CHASE RABBITS AND BE FRIENDS!" She was even friends with the meter reader, the postal worker, and the UPS driver. LOL!

[@Christina-cf9ot]

That's exactly what his LOUD howling is trying to convey. At least he works as a proximity alarm 😂

[@SaiyanGamer95]

Beagles are SUPER friendly, probably the most friendly breed of all dogs. They love people, very forgiving, and, well, they're natural people-pleasers.

[@Aknight292]

Terrible guard dogs....but make great alarms hahaha

[@CloudYAY2763]

Same here! Beagles forever My beagle, he loves people :)

[@CloudYAY2763]

@@Aknight292 oooh yes! They are very loud, they howl at everything, they like anyone, they will just stand there and watch you die. But they are great to have

[@skykrasher4475]

The German Shepherd one is so accurate. I’ve got one and while she’s pretty gentle, she will eat you if you mess with her family. (She actually stopped trying to play with the next door neighbor’s boxers after they killed one of our cats. She just growls at them now.) Edit: so a month after this happened, we took in two 2 week old kittens. My dog loved them so much and watched them every second of the day (until they got a lot bigger). The first time she was allowed to interact with them she was super gentle and friendly and treated them like her own puppies. Moral of the story is that German Shepherds are 1. The perfect dog breed. And 2. A cat’s best friend.

[@skykrasher4475]

@PickleDoge7 They were the ones who found her body

[@yeboxxx_channel_2505]

That's messed up.. Bruh..

[@Goldenraptor_]

Rip cat❤️♥️❤️♥️

[@araposkulo]

My GSD was like that too. When it comes to family they are a "fuck around, find out" kind of breed

[@icantbelieveyoudonethis4059]

My dog’s weird he’s only like this at night. During the day he is super passive and skittish but at night he tries to fight everyone and is basically fearless.

[@maureenoffduty]

As a chihuahua mom, I can 1000% confirm this is accurate. Mine is very loving and sweet towards me and my family, but anyone else….. winter is coming

[@NoxAtlas]

I love how chihuahuas are always portrayed as psychotic murder gremlins and it's always 100% accurate🤣

[@coriknight9073]

There's no in between with them. They're either shaking like jello or ready to cut someone. That's it.

[@lordkrishnastolemyheart5485]

OMG Knox and Cori, both sound like my soon to be ex boyfriend. I can't breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣

[@anastasiahenley9394]

True absolute insane demons if their human is threatened. Unstoppable machines. Their size is an asset. FAH😁😆😅🤣😂

[@aaron.s1531]

As a former chihuahua owner, if she was outside and saw a bear, she would throw her 0.2 oz self at it. But a cat her size looks at her and she cowers and hides. If anything gets within a foot of her hiding location. You are doomed.

[@diegoestradahernandez2728]

Yeah but they're completely useless against anyone that's not a sissy, just punt it into orbit and that's that

[@PersistentPureheart]

Looking at the Golden Retriever impression, I now believe my Dad when he cautioned us about getting one. He told me that the dog would introduce himself to the robber like a true gentlemanly butler would, bring him some refreshments and actually lead him to my Mom's safe locker, asking him all the way if he were comfortable.

[@stellashepherd3229]

My Aunt and Uncle were robbed twice when their golden retriever was home alone. They got a sweet but huge German Shepherd. Never happened again.

[@ggmann13]

Yeah goldens a great dogs. Goldens are terrible dogs. Both of these sentences are true in very different ways lol

[@andysfitness]

@@stellashepherd3229 so you got German shepherd then what happened to golden retriever.

[@shashankrao265]

@@andysfitness he was poisoned 💀

[@Templarofsteel88]

@@ggmann13 if you get a golden to defend against intruders you should be sent back to kindergarten to be re- schooled.

[@DukeDoggo]

I can’t stop laughing at the way he portrayed the husky! The long, silent, “I’m about to scream” stare and the siren noise was way too accurate! 😂😂

[@threenorns3]

that's not a siren - that's the sound of the T-Rex from Jurassic Park, LOLOLOLOL

[@laurenmeyer8410]

Can’t stop laughing

[@tommyblackwell3760]

Pretty accurate for Malamutes too! xD

[@robertmcceney4171]

I have three huskies and when they all howl at the same time, you can hear them for quite a distance even from inside the house. It's said a Huskies howl can be heard as far as 10 mi away.

[@ETACarinaeA-.-]

“Heheh. Wrong house.” -chihuahua

[@naominorcott293]

I LOVE these characterizations!! I do think the Chow Chow should be re-done. I've had 3 - and a robber won't enter a house where a Chow lives. They look cute and cuddley - but don't believe it. They're quiet until you step on their property. If they have to get up, you should run. I've had more than 1 experience where my babies protected me and the house. I was never afraid of being alone when I had my fur babies. After all, they were palace guard dogs in ancient China.

[@someembarrassingLPs]

I agree on the Chow. They don't tolerate intruders (sometimes not even strangers) and they are WAY faster than people think. I find they also tend to cut out the barking portion of the experience and go straight for the attack. My neighbor had one that killed any living creature that touched the ground in his backyard. Very cool breed, but not to be trifled with.

[@gossymer.]

Yeah I was a bit surprised at that segment

[@tomislavvazdar3286]

The German Shepherd one is 110% true. As far as they know, everyone but their owners are invaders and they will make some noise. A lot of it. If you want to have one as a pet, expect them to be part time guard dogs and full time cuddle bunnies. They might grow up physically, but they will always act like puppies.

[@lostbooks2918]

Mine is .01% cuddle bunny but when I get it 💙

[@fistinyourface7053]

Caucasian shepherd is the same, except it will proceed to maul the robber

[@kabir1557]

@@fistinyourface7053 yup they'll eat up the robber. Love them dogs....looks more like a wolf and bear mix tbh

[@nobodyknows4770]

Lol yeah we had a German shepherd and ANYONE who would enter our house whose scent she didn't remember would be chased out of the house and to a GOOD distance and she would come back leisurely as if she didn't do anything 😂

[@gingerthecat1393]

Mine would never hurt a soul she would just walk up like ✨pEt mE ✨

[@isoldam]

I grew up with a German Shepard in a high crime area. We could tell when someone was trying to rob us when he started growling at the door or window. All the neighbors got robbed, we never did.

[@volitionspark2686]

I believe you. We had one growing up during the Crack epidemic. Nobody went near our house.

[@frenchgirl5878]

You make me want to get a German sheperd

[@kayleighbrown459]

@@frenchgirl5878 They're lovely. Need a lot of training and discipline, but lovely

[@charlieflyte]

I had a German shepherd as a kid and one day he went running into the garden, growling and barking so loudly and trying to jump over to my neighbours, when my dad went to investigate, he found 2 robbers trying to break in. They ran off after seeing my dad. My neighbours were ever so grateful and always gave him a treat when they saw him ❤

[@notchblox4514]

As a German shepherd owner I can confirm this

[@laffi]

@charlieflyte Did they give the dog a treat or your dad xD?

[@charlieflyte]

@@laffi lol 😂

[@dmitriciccarelli4082]

German shepherd sniffs preworkout "THIS IS WHAT WE TRAINED FOR!"

[@axolotlsarecute6764]

i got a king german sheperd so you would think he would be a killer but hes a real sweetheart. (before we owned him he was a police dog AND a theropy doggo

[@miceymolander]

the chow is highly territorial, irritable, and is swift to bite--no noise nor scent, no strangers on its street. and this is even well-socialized.

[@bthsr7113]

As someone who's been bitten by one, don't surprise a German Shepherd. Especially not one recued from an abusive home.

[@rozbessel]

this^ my grandad had a German Shepherd as a guard dog and i swear this motherfucker's moto was "if someone looks at me funny imma start biting people"

[@joshuagraham5422]

This. I still have a scar in my leg. As a child i accidently walked over his tail. 0/10 experience

[@LHWK_RHC]

Or an ex-military/police dog

[@tytheaniman497]

@@LHWK_RHC Or both

[@sargentsteve7148]

Yeah, know a friend who owns one, she is a normal one but shes still a little paranoid, shes like a librarian wielding an LMG next to her, gentle, as long as you are gentle too

[@sammym2426]

She's refrained from doing any damage when we play but I'm 99% certain my chihuahua puppy is training herself for the day she has to sever an intruder's Achilles tendons.

[@chasingmoonlight7342]

🤣

[@prasenjitbhattacharjee9767]

Chihuahua’s are absolute psychopaths. I am fairly good at understanding the mental state of dogs but I can never understand what goes through the minds of those little devils. Well you could say that 9/10 times a chihuahua will bite you without any warning if you are a stranger and approach them unlike big dogs who still more or less maintain a distance and will give you warning.

[@spiriox]

@@prasenjitbhattacharjee9767 it’s why I want a Chihuahua. They’re demons and I find that hilarious Not saying I don’t love my dogs I have rn tho, they’re big and loveable

[@krystofkarda7395]

I have two Chihuahuas ať home And they dont really bite. They bite if you provoke them like putting your fingers into their mouthes repeatedly but then th y lick where they bit you. Also one of them barks like crazy around other dogs And the other doesnt bark ať all.

[@logeyperogi1805]

Same with my dog He’s not a chihuahua, just a small dog, but I’ve felt an actual bite from him, it hurts like hell and his barking is insanely loud

[@boxedbutbetter]

The Chihuahua scene had me CRYING laughing! 🤣 My family had a Chihuahua growing up and she was straight up EVIL!!! She only liked my brother and would try to bite everyone else she could. My mother tried to rehome her several times but of course no one would take a dog exuding pure hatred toward everyone it saw (except my brother of course). Dang thing lived 14 years and I swear it was sheer spite pumping through her veins that kept her alive so long.

[@Apostate_ofmind]

😂😂😂

[@furlizard]

This story reminds me of our family cat when I was a child. She only liked my brother, and would lurk under the stairs to attack people coming through the front door.

[@unseelie63]

@@furlizard My grandma had a cat like that! They had a coffee table with a little shelf for magazines,and the cat would stretch out there and take swipes at anyone he didn't like!

[@unseelie63]

Spite can be a powerful motivator.I've known a few humans like that.

[@ladymirth]

Chihuahuas are cats in the wrong body and spend their entire lives pissed off about it.

[@katemaloney4296]

I have a Malinois X. I swear she has RADAR, SONAR, and LASER precision built into her body. And her speed . . . I didn't think anything could move at lightning speed the way she does--figure 8's and turning on a dime. I've seen her bite through a tin can without wincing; I don't want to imagine what she might do to a bad guy's bones.

[@12gark]

Malinois are the dog version of a lightweight mma fighter. They're not the biggest nor the scariest looking, but they can and will mess you up if needs be, and not even struggle doing it.

[@billrich9722]

That sounds like a type of hot pepper.

[@PeterJavi]

I adopted a retired German shepherd K9 unit. She caught a burglar once. Luckily for said robber, I remembered the commands to get her off said robber. The robber survived. His arm not so much

[@Odo-so8pj]

Lol. My Dad's German shephard could sniff out a smack head/chavv and would go for them bolting out the door to the gate. I went a year without seeing him and he welcomed me in with no one home. Very good dogs. Thieves hate German shephard.

[@marianthi40007]

Good girl she deserves a good treat

[@marianthi40007]

@LambGoneBad the best 👌

[@bruh8545]

Can i have my severed arm back?

[@pedromartins6810]

@@bruh8545 no, it must have been delicious

[@vivichan7012]

*True Story* When I was 14 years old. My family used to have three dogs. A chihuahua/poodle mix, mastiff/lab mix and a pitbull. We happened to move back to Mexico. The neighborhood had many break ins and it caused many people to put fences with spikes. A robber saw our home as his next target he jumped over the fence and thought the coast is clear. My chihuahua mix heard him and staring barking. He didn’t take her seriously but he didn’t know that she warned our other dogs. The mastiff mix came out he was a bit worried but thought he wasn’t that much of a threat. But the moment our pitbull came out he knew he was dead meat. He ran towards the fence. As he was climbing my pitbull and mastiff bit his ass tore off his jeans. The robber managed to escape but only with his underwear. This is what my neighbor told my mom since he saw what happened.

[@jholmes880]

🤣🤣now THAT'S what i call karma .. well done dogos🐕 🤣🤣

[@starrystarrynight9822]

All 3 dogs including the chihauhau did their jobs! I hope they all got extra treats and pettings that night!!

[@ArithimeticsForKids]

🤩 WoOoOow

[@chelseapthib36]

Pits are the fckin best! Mine was a mommas girl, until her dad got home from a few months at work then it was all about daddy! She knew when he was gone that she needed to be on alert. She would not let me answer the door without her in front of me, she even had the pizza guy terrified of her and she was never mean to him, she growled at him once but she saw he posed no threat..he eventually learned to stick the pizza next to the opening in the door and shed be like "FOOOOD!", he still would beg me to not let her out 😂 poor guy. She saved me plenty times. Even my husband's dumb friend learned. My husband had friends over one day, I wasn't feeling well, so I was laying on the couch watching TV. Alexis knew I was sick and she eas glued to me. She was laid across my legs on the couch when my hubs friend walked up to me, smacked me on the knee, and yelled "WASSUUPP!" , it scared me cuz I was into the movie , so I hollered a little. Alexis flew off thst couch and latched onto his arm. He was freakin out, I was like well you idiot you are my PITBULL laying across me and decide to come slap me, she thought you were hurting me, I ain't fussing her for that, she did her job, you just stupid. He started greeting Alexis first when he came to the house so she could sense he wasn't a danger 😂 and now that she knew he was scared of her, she fcked with him 😂it was so funny. My girl crossed Rainbow Bridge in August at 15 years old. She'll always be the best girl in the world to me ❤😊

[@ssm248]

❤

[@speedylady]

I knew a family once (with two young girls) who had a Doberman. She was a lovely dog. Friendly non overly aggressive to us (the families friends). When ever we visited she would just come up to us to assess us and then be like "ok your fine... not a threat". But having said that she didn't let us pet her much. Just come up and sniff you and give that famous 'look' of "you better not do anything or else I'll have to kick you out". You really don't know where you stand with a Doberman that are not yours. Brilliant guard dogs yet loving protective family dogs too. Their Brilliant at assessing whether something is a threat or not. Anyway, this same dog unfortunately died protecting her family from a deadly poisonous snake which had come into the house one day. The dog knew it was a threat and attacked it. Unfortunately getting bitten a few times by the snake. Nothing could be done. By the time the family got to the vets it was too late. What an incredible dog she was giving up her life to protect her family.

[@robwithnell8192]

Legendary bravary

[@RezieThe3rd2480]

Not all heros wear underwear. Some have fur.

[@puddinpants5790]

What a sweet baby. ❤🐶

[@Hodaris_Darlin]

*venomous

[@saltyeqq4256]

My Doberman is the same way. He’s always on edge and protective when meeting new people, or being introduced to new animals, but eventually he understands that they’re not a threat. However, in the comfort of his family, he is the sweetest, goofiest boy.

[@ronnycollins9125]

When I was living in Florida, my cousin’s pit bull almost became my dog, too. After coming back to Florida after about half a year, I saw the dog again, and it initially saw me as an intruder. The lights where I stood were turned off. It barked a bit and growled, even as I clapped my hands and instructed it to come to me… by name. It wasn’t until my cousin called me out by name and turned on the lights so it could see who I was. That was when the dog smiled as widely as I saw any dog smile… it’s lower jaw almost touched the floor. It then sprinted right at me, and grabbed onto my arm (which I believe is how pit bulls play), and basically wanted me to take it home with me. Wouldn’t be surprised if it desperately clawed at the glass doors and whined as I left the house. I miss that dog.

[@dycedarg19]

😂 I had a Samoyed and that is so true. In her whole life, she only growled once. We were in a drive-thru and some rando walked by. We heard growling coming from the back seat and we were like, “What’s that noise?Is that our dog!?”

[@newsweedge]

Samoyeds are just giant cute peaceful friendly fluffy clouds 😆😂 But wow, if a samoyed growls at someone then you know something is really bad

[@tay4728]

My god speaking of samoyed, my great-grandma who lives in Shenzhen (somewhere in china) had like 7-8 of them as puppies including the mum and dad. It was 2011 and I was 8. My family and I stayed overnight at my great-grandma’s house as it was Chinese New Year or smt. During midnight my sister and I slept in the same room and we got woken up by the barking of dogs. It lasted for a while but we ignored it as we thought meh, probably a squirrel or smt. The next day when we got up all of the Samoyeds were gone. Literally all of them. My great-grandma cried and I’ve never ever seen her crying like this before. So we checked the CCTV two men broke into the yard and gave the dogs something to eat, probably rat poison. they then took them away and put them in some black plastic bags. The police then assumed (worst scenario) that those two men stole the dogs and sell them for meat and confirmed that the men gave something similar to rat poisons to the dogs. I was in shocked until now as there was no laws for protecting these poor animals. Not sure but I hope there is laws to ensure the rights for animals to be treated nicely 😢 I want to raise awareness that people are still illegally eating animals, and especially for those who steals people’s beloved for money

[@wumpusthehunted2628]

Samoyed isn't right at all. They'd probably just greet the robber and expect to be patted (crying if ignored). Oddly enough my Sammy didn't like the gas meter reader. Not sure if too many cat smells or he was casing houses to rob later.

[@joe9434]

Is samoyed and spitz same? Cause in the picture, it looks like spitz

[@pupyasko1233]

@@joe9434 Samoyedes are considerably bigger and generally more "independent"

[@fgzero331]

My family owned 2 Dobermans a couple years back. Once every single house on our street was robbed, except ours. To make it even better when I was outside throwing the football with my friend a van which I had never seen before pulled up to our house, my dogs walked up to the fence in curiosity, as soon as the driver saw them, he sped off.

[@boothead9495]

They’re sort of the “no one fears them for what they’ll do, but most fear them for what the CAN do

[@Zarmdthecoolest]

Man, sounds like that neighborhood SUCKS. Glad you had the dobermans.

[@fgzero331]

@@Zarmdthecoolest Lucky, I have since moved out

[@jackakakreanxx5587]

Where was this where your neighborhood was a calm gta lobby? And the cops didn’t seem to do much of anything based on what you’re saying

[@fgzero331]

@@jackakakreanxx5587 It was in a pretty sketchy neighborhood, and afterward they sent a police patrols every week

[@littlemisstink921]

I’ve been a dog groomer for the better part of 20 years and these are all COMPLETELY accurate.

[@MrCageCat]

I didn't get the Samoyed one. Please explain?

[@littlemisstink921]

I dunno how else to put it other than to say that every Samoyed I’ve ever come across can be so focused on one thing that they don’t notice/give a shit about what’s going on around them. Grant it…I live in Texas and haven’t come across too many since it is so hot here.

[@Itstime1231]

@@littlemisstink921 Granted* not Grant it or granite. Common spelling error. Samoyeds just bark to bark I swear, probably what it is too.

[@Itstime1231]

@@MrCageCat I'm not able to edit Brooke's comment 😉

[@timguiness6361]

Do boxers allow burglars in ?

[@LocalPunEnjoyer]

Husky’s be like: SOUND THE F*CKIN ALARM!! I REPEAT, SOUND THE F*CKIN ALARM

[@jessegd6306]

"...Why didn't you bring me treeeeEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAATS-" ~The Husky, dramaqueen of the canine world.

[@Murph_gaming]

Considering Huskies are super friendly, I feel like they'd be the ones showing where the valuables are.

[@driftingdruid]

they are the alarm

[@midnitest0rm]

I have a Samoyed and it’s 1000% true. Once they’re focused on something, nothing can drag them away from it.

[@Moistgerbil]

Oh I thought you meant there gamers you disapointed me now

[@ailcja8780]

@@Moistgerbil mine is a gamer

[@midnitest0rm]

@@Moistgerbil nope. They’re just stubborn and super focused. Lmao

[@midgethobbit5243]

adopt dont shop chump

[@midnitest0rm]

@@midgethobbit5243 um I agree? I don’t understand what that has to do with my comment….

[@cocolime6496]

i love that the gsd and the malinois are ready to throw down because that's what they were built to do, but the chihuahua is just psychotic 😆

[@thewatcherinthecloud]

Note to self: Get a malinois so I can have an awesome sparring partner

[@zacharyrollick6169]

@@thewatcherinthecloud You can find surplus military and police ones sometimes.

[@jessakent2049]

@@thewatcherinthecloud Listen, they'd enjoy it.

[@brycealthoff8092]

German shepherds and Belgian malinois are highly trained private security guards protecting their homes and VIP’s. Chihuahuas are serial killers who get their kicks from inflicting pain.

[@fancimcguffin2227]

Hey. If you were the smallest natural breed, you’d be psychotic too. 😂

[@amyeaton882]

I'm a chihuahua mom and i can confirm that the chihuahua impersonation is 100 Accurate!

[@metarcee2483]

My family had Chihuahuas for 12 years. Yup.

[@VixeyTeh]

The smaller the dog the bigger the FIGHTE!!! 💓

[@ulibredulli]

Yea, he ded

[@tgbluewolf]

Would the robber actually run though? I mean sure, chihuahuas act like psychopaths but honestly what real damage could they do?

[@DonnaBarrHerself]

How to count chihuahuas: One. Two. A million.

[@scrapykatofficial]

Husky's are Gods perfect alarm

[@strawberrysandcream4786]

My dog, who was a boxer, was such a therapist when I was younger I would just love talking to him, even if he didn’t understand me, he was the best dog I could ask for and I’m so sad that he passed away a couple years ago, it warmed my heart to see the boxer in this video.❤️ edit: tysm for the likes, i decided to watch this video today because it’s the anniversary of his death and i was having a rough day

[@r.j.whitaker]

Boxers are so sweet and sympathetic ❤️

[@RandomPerson-ky9rx]

Aww that’s so great to hear my dad just brought home a little boxer puppy yesterday night he is literally such a sweet heart

[@dasilvadouglas1462]

My Samson was the same. Therapy dog to all. Im sorry for your loss. We've got this.

[@indri5353]

Boxers are such good therapy animals

[@nagifujioka]

My boxer is so sweet! He spars with me, lifts weights with me, and we'll even knock each other out sometimes! If you actually lost a boxer though, I'm sorry for your loss.

[@kingintyellow]

We actually did get robbed while we owned a greyhound. They broke in while we were sleeping and took the TV and a bunch of other stuff from the front room. The dog was in the front room. When we woke up and found what had happened, she was still in the same spot of the couch, and when we ran in she looked up disinterestedly, then put her head back down on the arm rest. I have a feeling she just watched the robbers and when they did not offer her treats she ignored them and went back to sleep. 10/10, goodest girl.

[@pencilduster2938]

Imagine if you forgot to feed her that night when you got robbed

[@TheGtagtr]

a greyhound dog or a greyhound bus. Haha no, after reading your comment I'm beginning to think dogs are not as smart as we think they are

[@Acesspaded]

@@TheGtagtr I mean she prolly just didn’t care XD. Dogs are smart when it comes to food, not our things.

[@theexistence729]

Yeah I own a grayhound if we got robbed he’d look up from his nap and go back sleep as long as they didn’t disturb him he wouldn’t carr

[@admontigny]

The only hope would be a robber falling over your sleeping hound....

[@DownWithBureaucracy]

should add labrador. I had one growing up that tackled my mother's boyfriend because he startled her at like 2am and she was mid leap before she realized who it was. I remember him saying "all I saw was darkness and teeth!" as she sat on his chest refusing to apologize

[@onbearfeet]

Yeah, Labs are big doofs until they decide there's a reason not to be. My childhood neighbors had a Lab mix, and she was an actual head-empty angel puppy unless you were wearing polyester or threatening her humans. The polyester part we figured out early (probably some pre-rescue trauma involving someone in a cheap uniform), but she didn't share the second part of herself until she was about 15 and a big GSD went after us on a walk. She slipped out of her collar and leash and flung herself at the other dog like she'd been shot out of a cannon. She drove the GSD across the street and cornered her opponent on a porch before anyone could run outside to see what the roaring noises were about. Labs are doofs until they choose violence.

[@PrinceDuCiel7]

Agreed! Had a lab rottie mix. Looked like a lab with extra muscle and height. Sweetest family dog ever! Until she thought one of us was threatened. Than she was just a large black blurr with teeth. Her growl was the scariest thing ever! Had a guy try to cut through our backyard while she was sunning on the deck and we were in the front yard. The guy went white as a ghost when she tore down the stairs after him! He managed to flip himself over the gate JUST before she hit it full force. She’d routinely break boards when she’d do that.

[@cocolime6496]

@@onbearfeet I'm sorry but the mental image of a lab chasing down a gsd is too funny!

[@unseelie63]

My aunt had a big black Lab who was the sweetest,most loving dog;I absolutely adored her.She loved people...but one day this strange man wandered the neighborhood and came to my aunt's home and just stood there,peering through the window and tapping at the door,staring.Shadow went into full-on protection mode,barks that sounded like they were coming from the earth beneath the house,through her whole body.Hair on end all down her back,teeth bared,practically frothing at the mouth.None of us,my aunt included,had ever seen her react that way to anyone,and she didn't let up until the police were called and the guy took off.She would have eaten that creepy weirdo,but my aunt didn't want to put her at risk by turning her loose(this dog nearly got swept out to sea trying to retrieve a fishing bobber in deep water because she thought my uncle had dropped it.We thought she was a goner but she had heart and determination in vast quantities.And courage)

[@dtulip1]

I LOVE this comment on so many levels

[@0-S0M3B0DY-0]

Chihuahua:“Hehe, wrong house” Robber: “holy crap I’m dead”

[@ryu0148]

As a person who doesn't own any dog and watches dog videos online, this is 100% accurate.

[@dominicesposito4394]

Me too 🤣🤣🤣

[@hannahforeman]

Me three

[@danilka7869]

The healthiest side of internet are animal videos

[@SteveCoolDude]

@@mathmagic9137 me five

[@OGGrubKill3r]

Me six

[@momcatx2]

As a person who shares her home with an Aussie and a chihuahua, this is 100% accurate.

[@floppa3005]

60 likes and no replys? lol

[@momcatx2]

@@floppa3005 And? What's your point?

[@floppa3005]

@@momcatx2 huh?

[@juliaalvarez537]

Floppa Floppa

[@floppa3005]

@@juliaalvarez537 :)

[@ildanitube2056]

As a robber with active license i can confirm that this is 100% accurate

[@kuramakun84]

Lmao

[@tabicat_x]

uhm- 911 whats ur emergency me: i found a robber 911: UHM MAAM WHERE EXACTLY IS THE ROBBER? me: u-uh o-on the i-internet on yo-youtube-

[@TheMrExemplar]

Why are you a debt collector?

[@dudestravel8934]

@@TheMrExemplar 🤣 the only legal robbers along with health insurance companies.

[@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess]

Actually this video would be a thief, a robbery and a theft are different things

[@flaviohamura7495]

Miss my old Marie dearly. She was a pitbull, died of a deadly sickness about 3 years ago... she was the most lovely dog i've ever had, never did anything to anyone who we - me and my family - presented to her. The day a few drunkards from the neighborhood tried to act funny and enter my house without permission for some reason, Marie went after them and almost bit off the meat from the bone of one's leg. Guy got hospitalized and thankfully managed to keep his leg. No one else dared enter my home without proper presentation ever again. I felt kinda sorry for the drunkard at the time, but well... there was a "Beware of the Dog" sign on the front gate...

[@NoiriumIdk]

As a husky owner I can tell you that that is 100% accurate, very vocal dogs they are

[@nicholasfly5914]

My dog is breed of mongrel and husky, so he screams and attacks perfectly.

[@jpcnmt07]

Huskies are literally sirens

[@TheTutu1000]

My husky isn’t very vocal, a few woos, mainly when he meets new people, he loves everyone. Sometimes that makes me sad that he’s quiet but sometimes I’m bloody glad lol

[@St.Linguini_of_Pesto]

@Noirium ..eh? Could you speak up, please?.. I SAID... ugh, nm.

[@St.Linguini_of_Pesto]

​​@@TheTutu1000: this is my bork-bork, he is a Husky, his name is _____. 😃: hello, _____, good dog. 🐶: woo.

[@ana.acarolina]

The Golden Retriever one is so acurate. It happened to me. My dog even got a treat from the robber. hahahahaha Miss you so much, Mel! You were a great girl! 🥺

[@MegaBumblebee666]

Yeah, they're not likely going to be good guard dogs unless you spend the time, effort and money to train them.

[@marks47]

I'm always afraid people will misinterpret it, but I say it anyway: Golden Retrievers are the most adorable morons of dogs.

[@alyssapinon9670]

@@marks47 they’re the himbos of the dog world 😂

[@KaliKat]

My golden was very protective of our property, and wouldn't take a treat from anyone outside the family. I guess from the rest of the comment section she was even more special than I thought haha

[@BagznBirdz]

You wouldn't have been able to get into our yard let alone in the house without half the town knowing about it - our golden was very territorial and loud if needed. He would never have bit anyone but he was very convincing.

[@rosestarofroseclan8094]

Actually, Chow Chows are naturally aggressive dogs who were bred to chase off wolves back in the day, they need training, like the rottweiler, at a young age to be friendly towards people. So don't underestimate what your chow could do to a burgaler.

[@stewpidasso3910]

That's why the thief ran off before the chow even saw it. A chow chewed up my brothers face when we were younger. Luckily he was ok

[@eromicafrancisco5477]

This is true they are truly beautiful dogs but man they don't take shit from no one lol

[@Viskydude]

What's there to estimate? He'd probably CHOW down the burglar... like a burger! Hahaha... a Burglar Burger, lol!

[@voydcat8089]

If you pull up to a chow’s house and he doesn’t recognize you, your casket WILL need to be closed.

[@bonjourputas]

My mom had a Chow and he held the robber hostage for 3 days until she got back from a weekend trip.

[@Philippines_thing]

This is why I love German shepherd

[@e.r.w.3724]

Boxer one is 100% accurate. Can confirm. My two boxers were the counselors/therapists of the household.

[@moneyman1995100]

Yes they are! I’ve owned two and they were always the ones to come cuddle up and comfort me when they noticed I needed it.

[@shinyeevee5579]

Same

[@jayistoxic227]

If trained right, they also make good guard dogs, I had one that drove a robber out of my home when I was younger. Super friendly to their family, but not entirely the case to people with bad intents😂

[@moneyman1995100]

@@jayistoxic227 true too! My dog Rocky would have easily hospitalized a robber! He did my dad once on accident.

[@America......]

Same

[@tesssanders7993]

*True story* Our neighbors house was robbed but the most heart-wrenching was their little chihuahua was gone. We went over to help, see if they needed anything when my husband said "Did you hear that?" We didn't but he heard barking! We searched everywhere, finally found him! The robbers had put the dog in one of those deep dresser drawers, still barking! Sometimes it's good to bark a lot! (so they can find you after a mean old robber sticks you in a drawer!)

[@gigachad6624]

Well at least it was alive but wouldn't have been for long if your husband didn't heard it barking

[@polish_pigeon]

I mean, they could've killed or hurt the dog, so maybe it's better they just locked it in a drawer instead tbh

[@ghiblinerd6196]

I dunno I’ve met chihuahuas that I’d like to lick in drawers. Some breeds are just horrible and they are one of them

[@ineedhoez]

Paahahahhah! They put it ina drawer?😂😂😂

[@choppalungon]

They could have suffocated in that.

[@takkycat]

The greyhound is on POINT! My brother came to check on our house and our two furry folding tables broke away immediately to hide in their crates.

[@alexia3552]

"Furry folding tables' lmfao

[@queeny5613]

Ahaha

[@buckeyehockey1979]

They are definitely one of the most shy breeds. Along with Dalmatians.

[@katem6562]

Mine was excellent at just snoozing though anything

[@AnoukhHellstream]

accurate description of grayhounds xD Furry folding tables

[@PinkWytchBytch]

I’ve had a furbaby who was a mix of both Aussie and German shepherd as well as Pit in her bloodline, she was an absolute beast if she thought you were a threat. She would NOT let go the couple times she had to defend and I couldn’t have been prouder of my baby

[@khadijakhabbachi2313]

The belgian malinois is so accurate, mine is the sweetest girl to me and my family but she doesn't welcome strangers. When I got her a robber broke my front door lock, I got up to go see and suddenly Heard a man dropping to the ground screaming his lungs out, it literally took her two minutes to rip his left calf from his leg! It was so bloody but luckily the police came and arrested him. He tried to sue me After and get her Taken away but I won because she's a guard dog and I'm a single woman living by myself, she's all I have. She's my baby and my hero 💯

[@clayxros576]

A robber, who broke in, tried to sue you when a dog attacked them...bruh what?

[@rishabhchalamalasetti659]

Our malinois 'are the same! To us they're the sweetest creatures but absolutely don't entertain anyone new coming into the house , if someone does they team up and try to corner the person by attacking and barking from 2 directions

[@diggernick901]

@@clayxros576 laws are different from country to country. Where I come from, we had a man sued by a robber who fell and broke his ankle while climbing through house's window. The legal claim was that the owner kept the slopes slippery on purpose, thus creating a health hazard for whomever. Mostly for robbers ofc.

[@bob-ce5bn]

Mine must be psychotic because mine would do a fur missile launch and cause a yeetus deletus, and then run around with the arm in its mouth while wagging its tail 🤣🤣

[@Niterayde]

@@clayxros576 corpses can’t sue

[@lisaandothers]

There was a time when a lot of houses got robbed in the village where my grandparents lived. Every night our husky would sit in the dark, waiting for trespassers to approach and then he would barge onto the metal door making a loud thud, before starting howling like a wolf. My uncle once saw this happen live. The robber was scared shitless and nearly rolled down the entire road trying to get away from the monster lurking in the shadows 😅

[@mycarrysun]

I hope to see a video of this one day - amazing

[@cheeseandcorn4635]

The trickster

[@hankjwimbleton4010]

The husky: *you picked the wrong house FOOOOOL*

[@lisaandothers]

@@hankjwimbleton4010 so you have chosen DEATH 😂

[@AndieZ4U2]

Tactical doggy 🐺

[@Droemar]

The German Shepard is pretty accurate to how a Rottie would react, too. The Visla is by far the most accurate.

[@angelfieseler5358]

My Shepherd just sleuths up behind you, If I was breaking into my house my Jack Russell would be up 9n your face

[@praisebegamecocks]

idk, we always had Shepards and one time a terminex guy came and she walked with him all around the house and then cornered him when he tried to leave and kept him there until my mother could decide his fate. More accurate would be if let the robber in and then lock the door like Sonny in A Bronx Tale and say, "not yas can't leave."

[@attitudeproblem6462]

@@praisebegamecocks 😂😂😂😂😂😭

[@LA_HA]

@@praisebegamecocks Sonny in A Bronx Tale. Hahaha. That was awesome

[@Caramelle58]

Yes, Vizslàs are way to sensitive to chase away a robber - he expects his humans to do it 🙂

[@minnesotajude8447]

“Come on in, grab a beer.”- Golden Retriever

[@KitKat-in6ko]

My 1st husky scared the crap out of my husband (then boyfriend) who was sleeping on my parents couch and woke up at 1am to the feeling of being watched. My large husky was about an inch from his face just staring into his soul, not making a sound 🤣

[@vitaminademorango]

OMG that's hilarious!! 🤣🤣

[@taaappp]

That's creepy

[@greenlightning2539]

My cousin owns a cabin in a north American forest. We had a black labrador retriever named jasper. When I was about 8 I encountered a black bear while walking across the driveway. I stopped and said "hey bear" the bear looked at me and then went back to its business. I intended to wait for it to leave. Jasper had other plans. He jumped from the top of the stairs and slammed through the sliding glass door. The bear damn near shit himself and ran for the hills. Jasper was uninjured except for a bruised shoulder from the door. I was frozen in fear. the bear moved to Guatemala for all I know.

[@r.j.penfold]

Thank you for the amusing story, I choked on my own throat laughing

[@christinemeleg4535]

That sounds like my Newfoundland! He didn't tolerate an foolishness, ,,,from anyone. Loved the part where the bear moved t Guatemala!!!

[@Medjedd.]

weird coincidence, but i also have a black labrador called Jasper

[@viihuman4416]

Brown Lab named Jasper lol

[@celieboo]

🤣

[@barbygal4780]

I can imagine the Pitbull saying "That's what I thought!" And then covering up with a fluffy, baby blanket. Lol

[@Tyrunner0097]

I picture this with a pitbull. Pitbull: (Looking intimidating) What're you doing?! Robber: Uh... Wrong house! (Quickly leaves) Pitbull: (Slightly offended) Oh, well, I was just asking...

[@glamour3296]

It's the blanket of the child he mauled.

[@ivorynk752]

They don't have to actually be threatening, they just have to look threatening.

[@porschepal7932]

Very true. Or going back to sleep on the owner's sandals.

[@angiect3791]

And a squeaky toy

[@linkibear8644]

The Doberman one is fucking INCREDIBLE, man goes through this on a daily basis and all he has to do is look at em.

[@jojomusic5877]

Can I just say that I'm having a blast reading through all your dog and robber interactions of your own? It's hilarious and lovely to hear of such protective and blissfully ignorant doggos alike.🤭

[@angelwings1979]

That’s one of my favorite parts about his videos. The comments are amazing!

[@badkitty4922]

I was 6 when we had our GSD, Fritz. He'd let you IN the house but, you had to be escorted OUT by a family member. Btw, when I came home from school, I learned to just sit down and offer my foot, so he could drag me to the kitchen by my shoe and show "our" mommy that "the baby" was home, safe. Lol! He trained me well! RIP, buddy, I'll see you when it's my time.😘💖🐾

[@Amygondor]

if the dog doesn't let you leave, that's a behavior issue. It's called "you let the dog think it was in charge".

[@badkitty4922]

@Amygondor not really. Since it was just my mom and us girls Fritz was protective of us. This was the 70s and it was only infrequent male visitors who were family friends and male strangers such as repairmen, meter readers (gas and water, electric was outside) and any other man Fritz didn't know. He was great with police friends and family who were men.

[@mBlackThunder]

@@Amygondor this is honestly very german shepard like behaviour...

[@badkitty4922]

@mBlackThunder is it? Cool. I've only had one GSD so closely in my life, and it was my best friend Fritz. One of my older sisters had 2 Malinois who were pretty awesome doggos, and now that I'm an adult I understand some things better. My BIL was a truck driver so there were plenty of times it was just my sister, niece and nephew at home. Sometimes me too, as I'm much younger than my siblings and not terribly older than my first niece. Jekyll and Hyde weren't just the family doggos (and babysitters). They were also personal protection for my sister and her family.

[@herbreannapinder1122]

This is so adorable ❤

[@HybridMiranda]

My great grandpa was in the military and took home a war-trained dog with him, Rocky. Rocky was a huge dog, a German Shephard, I believe- well over the usual size- 110 lbs and muscular. By all accounts he was quiet, gentle, and noble, and he'd let my grandpa Art ride his back. One day, great grandpa Leo was alone in the house late at night when he heard something like a lock-pick on the back door, and a slight creak. Rocky, who had been laying by his feet, let out a deep, soft growl, gently stood up, and walked to the other room. From what the family story tells, all great-grandpa Leo heard was a pause, a startled shout, the sound of skittering paws, and the slam of a door. Rocky came back about a minute later with a bloody piece of pants in his mouth, and sat down right back at Leo's feet XD

[@shannendellera575]

Rocky is a badass.

[@lindacosma2064]

Good boy

[@afihaileywibowo1095]

That's my Rocky!

[@phastinemoon]

But was Rocky’s tail doing the butt-wiggle? C’mon - important details!

[@afgehring]

I love when ppl share stories that show how accurate these videos are.😊

[@melissap.350]

You couldn’t be more accurate about Australian Shepherds. They only want to run and play 😂

[@jeffwilson3527]

I’ve been around most of these breeds, and by far the chihuahua is the biggest psychopath lol

[@franckvazquez935]

accurate comment

[@ristina.ingram]

I completely agree.

[@Neurhex]

I got one for 13 years...if they could jump higher , they would bite off any intruder face. 😂

[@ivorynk752]

@@Neurhex During a home invasion I am 100% sure my pomeranian would do more damage to the intruder than the Aussie. Sure, her bites won't reach past their shins, but at least she will actually try to bite,them.

[@Neurhex]

@@ivorynk752 yep , our small monsters 😂

[@stephanginther9051]

We had a pit bull when I was little. Not just a pit bull, we had a pit bull with some kind of hormone condition that made him double the size of a normal pit bull. The vet says it happens sometimes. He was *huge* for a pit bull, right around the height of a lab. He was also...the worst guard dog EVER. *_He_* was stolen like 8 times. Robbers would case our place, see that we didn't have anything worth steeling then take him. He'd be like, 'oh boy walkies!' He'd always come back after a day or so. **EDIT** Gunter was taken from our yard. He...he was a sweet dog but intelligent he was _not._ He just didn't take to house training which wasn't *so* bad when he was a puppy but after he started getting big and my dad had to clean up horsepiles every day the decision was made for him to be an outdoor dog.

[@SS-xo5iz]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣WTF !!!!! "He got stolen 8 times" !!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stephanginther9051]

@@SS-xo5iz He'd escape and come home after a day or so. The dog was so strong that anything less than pretty heavy duty chains would not hold him. He'd snap normal dog chains with a casual toss of his head. A few times he came home with a thin rope still around his neck. He probably didn't even notice that when it broke.

[@Raiden4019]

@@stephanginther9051 Obligatory "I am so sorry you had to go through that, I'm glad the dog is okay but it must've been pretty rough in the moment." But for real, this dog is on Pippi Longstocking time. Absurdly strong, gets into insanely bad situations, but is clearly too oblivious or optimistic to register the severity of any given situation. In other words, a very good boy.

[@stephanginther9051]

@@Raiden4019 he was definitely a good boy.

[@penbunk]

he comes back...and the robber's bodies were never found 😁😁😁

[@alisonwhou]

German Shepherd: "Oh, so it's that kinda night, huh?" kills me every time! I can't stop watching!!!!

[@ruthcaperchione4103]

My brother's shepherd/rottie mix thought it was her sacred duty to protect us and the house. Everything from baby robins to garbage trucks was on her radar. It could be annoying, but at least she kept Jehovah's Witnesses and door-to-door salesmen away.

[@magni5648]

Accurate. German shepherds have absolutely no chill with unbidden guests.

[@Joker6.0]

That one got me, too--100% spot on with my last boy, lol.

[@tempestates13]

My uncle had a BLACK lab. You could not see this dog but he could see you.

[@moth403]

Same here 😂😂

[@blakemoreno776]

Almost all the dogs I’ve had experience with in my life were boxers. My uncle has had at least 3, my family had one growing up that passed in July of ‘22 and currently a 1 year old. Boxers are some of the most playful and kind spirited dogs but if you threaten their human they will open a can of whoop ass. Those dogs are pure muscle

[@althelas]

When I was a baby, my parents had a Rottweiler, she was always by my pram and watched over me. She was so sweet but had one tiny little quirk. When no one was at home she was always outside in the garden where she had space to run, chill and shelter as well. She always left people on our property but she would no one leave, once they were in. Everyone in the village knew, but one day out postman retired and the new one didforget that he was told to leave the mail in the box at the fence instead of throwing it in the postbox by the door. Guess who was still sitting on our frontsteps when my dad came home from work? She never bit anyone, she just stood between them and the exit and growled.

[@missmayette]

This is awesome 😆. I love Rotties.

[@MAGNETAS]

It's unbelievable haha because the exact same thing happened in my town at a friend's house who has a Rott...the postman couldn't even move after he entered the yard of the house..every move and a grrrrr...he couldn't even reach for his phone to call someone, he said..he waited there 5 hours until my friend finished work and returned home to see the postman 'frozen'..crazy dogs I have a pit and 2 shepherds..love them

[@MrBendylaw]

Herding instinct gone wrong.

[@fcon2123]

My family's rott is the same way. Never growls though. When people enter the house there's a hallway they have to go through, and he's wide enough where you can't really pass him (dude weighs about 130 lbs). He just stands there and stares at you until someone INVITES you in.

[@anzzy]

Rotties are sheppards after all)

[@breathlesshaste]

My pitty girl saved me from two intruders many years ago when I was pregnant and my husband was away. She'd never had an aggressive moment in her life, but the moment the two guys climbed through the basement window, she went absolutely ballistic. All I heard was my dog going nuts, two male voices yelling, and one guy screaming "get off me!" They got out of the house, but one of them got bitten badly enough to leave blood behind.

[@meghanworkman6449]

What a good girl! She loved her mama.😍

[@lemonhousecarnage8531]

what a good girl

[@Angelica_Rodriguez39]

Good girl! My pittie mix was the same. We had someone try to break in from the back door and he went absolute batshit to the point where they didn't even make it in lol. A huge baby any other time, but don't you dare threaten his house.

[@teto85]

What a good girl. From what I have read and seen, pitties are very good with families, amongst the sweetest, but intruders like that take their lives in their hands. Very protective dogs.

[@ThatQatPerson]

Pitties used to be called Nanny dogs. She sounds like she was the best girl!

[@Kunailover101]

As someone who's dad has a Chihuahua for 8 years, it's super accurate. It's even worse when they have a bigger dog as their companion because if something hurts that Chihuahua, the bigger one will go for blood. Also it doesn't help that they are good at going after weak points.

[@kerryharrison3806]

I have a Chihuahua /Jack Russell cross, backed up by his younger brother a Rottweiler he has a total Napoleon complex!

[@Mina9.5]

Sooo true! I have a yorkie/chichiwawa mix and a pit the little one always starts the fights but my pitty is there to finish 😂😂

[@aleenajobi7428]

@@Mina9.5 whats a chichiwawa?

[@MegaBond101]

I have about 8 Chihuahuas and 4 French poodles and can confirm

[@wanderingwade8877]

@@MegaBond101 Yikes!

[@TVDaddy24]

THAT MURDER💀💀💀💀 0:24

[@petersimpson10]

And he was never seen again The end.🙂 0:24

[@benjamincarter6095]

I've had a golden, a boxer and a german shepherd. This is very accurate. The german shepherd reaction makes me laugh until I cry every time I watch this.

[@christophgillen5323]

I lost it on the “oh it’s that kinda night huh?”

[@Blundabus1337]

"Cowabunga it is"

[@sassyghost_8]

Man, not my aunt’s Vizsla. Dude sized you up every time you entered the house, deserved an Oscar every time he wanted his Mama’s attention, and was super intelligent. He used to trick my uncle into taking him outside before bed and as soon as my uncle walked outside, the dog would turn around and run up the stairs to take my uncle’s side of the bed. R.I.P. Tanner. He was a good and hilarious boy.

[@observer_srt]

Doberman just stares down your soul.

[@cheshirecat6518]

I think the thing with dobies is their statuesque tension. Even when they're happy, they're tense and INtense.

[@kathryngeeslin9509]

When they have a target for real though that tension is very different.

[@cloverazar5315]

Dobie owner here and let me tell you - I’ve seen my puppy “stance up”, and it is intimidating. The only time I’ve ever seen it was when a dude I didn’t know got real close on a deserted trail. Boba, who like his namesake is both sweet and squishy, stanced up like he was going to commend that guy’s soul to Jesus. Dude backed up so fast I didn’t even have time to tell him not to come close. I’ve never seen a full-grown dobie stance up, but suffice it to say I’m glad I’m on the right end of the leash!

[@JnEricsonx]

@@cloverazar5315 Or you could think of the namesake as being the most dangerous bounty hunter out there.

[@cloverazar5315]

@@JnEricsonx another excellent namesake, yep, and the thought did occur. I love a name with multiple meanings!

[@MoraquileTalons]

1:22 As a person who babysits 5 boston terriers I can confirm this is highly accurate

[@DeborahHamilton-q1w]

I was just going to point out that no-one had mentioned them! I think it's accurate, too, although I've never had one. A neighbour did, when I was growing up. She invited my parents and I over to watch a Christmas special on her colour TV (we didn't have one yet, that's how long ago this was!). We couldn't understand why she carried a can of air freshener with her everywhere. Didn't take long to find out!!!! Cute dogs, but, oh my!

[@MoraquileTalons]

@@DeborahHamilton-q1w I know, they S T I N K

[@annep.1905]

I was looking for a comment on the terriers. Thanks!

[@TheTrueGekkouga-1]

Boston owners unite

[@derpynerds8383]

As someone who lives with a Samoyed and an Australian Shepard, I can confirm that they are completely accurate

[@veronicabonnie11]

Then my Samoyed is broken. He acts like a Husky, Australian Shepherd and German Shepherd combined 😂

[@the_phuckery_is_real7252]

My aussie was not like the video at all. You could take a step inside the door and close it behind you. He would very silently get right in front of the person, hunch down, and softly growl until one of us released him by telling him a speciall word. It was like he was just waiting for them to take one more step. If my young son (5 yo) was being scolded he would sit in front of my son and just stare at you. If you raised a hand or made a move toward my child he would lunge at you. My mom found that out the hard way 😆Smartest most protective dog I've ever owned. ❤️❤️

[@the_phuckery_is_real7252]

@@reptiles02-bd3ep He was definitely from a herding line so my warning to friends was always that if they let their kids free roam they would end up being herded by him. 😆 He absolutely never hurt little children but it was funny to watch him gather them all up and keep them where he thought they should be. Never met an animal so dedicated...His ball was definitely a reward so I didn't let any outsiders ever handle the beloved ball. ❤️

[@TrenchCoatDingo]

robber should be happy it wasnt a blue heeler

[@the_phuckery_is_real7252]

@@TrenchCoatDingo lol a cattle dog of any color... It is one of the breeds I wouldn't bring home just because they get a wee bit unpredictable. Smart, super protective but they get a little too "bitey" for me.

[@ItsSkyLOL]

The Australian Shepherd /Border Collie situation is so true. New human in house = all toys placed around him begging to play😂

[@extrm161]

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[@TedEhioghae]

Why did you put "/" if they aren't the same?

[@Wladeneczkka]

Hahaha yeah so accurate 😂

[@katrina6344]

I know a have a border collie and it ture

[@boomingbob1579]

If you don’t play with them oh boy pain

[@aaronrodgers5852]

Robber: “Please don’t bark or bite” Labrador: “Best I can do is a belly rub and treat, I’m taking a major risk here”

[@markthereaper]

That's so fuckin true

[@lilskipper4683]

Labrador: you get me the food from the top shelf you can take whatever you want dude.

[@SamDy99]

GR as well

[@devil3sixiyeah295]

@@lilskipper4683 that's too accurate

[@guccideltaco]

Don't get it twisted though; they WILL defend if necessary. My 1st dog as a grownup was a black Lab, which I raised from a puppy. It was just the 2 of us. One time a friend came from out of town to go to another friend's wedding. I got home from the wedding 1st & went to bed. Suddenly my dog started barking his head off, and stood right in the front hallway. I was pretty sure it was my friend (I had given her the key), and I grabbed his collar & started trying to soothe him. As the doorknob turned, I felt him straining against me, still barking his head off, until he saw it was my friend, and she also started talking to him. If it hadn't been her, I don't know what he would've done, but he was NOT playing. He slept outside the guest bedroom the entire night.

[@09artgirl]

In an apartment complex I once lived in, my chihuahua went after the neighbor's 110-pound hound who absolutely ran for it's life! Yep, that's the chihuahua.

[@tehStormy]

The husky reaction one had me rolling. As someone who owns one can confirm 100%

[@bentleighman]

Ikr 🥹

[@NaNaydo]

They speak English 😭

[@timothyboone69]

I have one too but she always love strangers

[@kimchi-trades1639]

Hou j B

[@fix4645]

AWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@kitayawolfe1548]

It's funny because my pit bull saved us from a break in a couple months ago. She just so happened to be in the living room and just barked at them and they were gone. I was at work at the time and my mom was home. When she called and told me, I ran home to make sure everything was okay. She explained that they kicked in the door and she heard my dog bark and, by the time she came out, the person was gone and the door was left open. My dog got spoiled the rest of that week. 😂

[@austenhead5303]

Pitties are no joke. You don't even have to train them to protect you - they just WILL, and they're fierce and fearless and powerful, so that robber was smart to run and lucky to be allowed to escape.

[@thearmedlorax886]

Was her name princess

[@marionarda2790]

Yep they will maul anyone to death : robber neighbour kid girl scouts

[@ehyehasherehyeh3304]

The pit just barked "really, bro?"

[@mikblues_146]

I've had 2 pitbulls in my life and only one of them was owned by a dogfighter, neither of them ever barked at anything coming into the house(I lived in LATAM back then), they just stare at you so you better leave quickly or you'll see what those fangs are for

[@halrho07]

the chihuahua: "Hahaha...Wrong house(and then the knife)" had me on the ground literally expiring with laughter

[@derekwalker4622]

WOW, sucks to be dead, huh?

[@halrho07]

@@derekwalker4622 no kidding LOL

[@God-ch8lq]

humans are pretty fragile, and a chihuahua often aims for your achilles tendon for some reason, their teeth are also surprisingly sharp, and can pierce most clothes so yeah,while it won't kill the intruder, its gonna incapacitate him until you wake up and can finish him off, and since these dogs can make a lot of noise, you'll wake up fast it happened to my uncle once, he has a rescue chihuahua named maddie, one time his house was robbed, he woke up to a robber with a ruptured tendon crying in agony while maddie growls at him

[@potkanvsatach8814]

Haha chihuahuas are crazy loud and vicious when it comes to protecting property. I remember one girl whose dad trained their chihuahua to attack crotches of any intruders. So when they got almost robbed the chihuahua attacked the intruder u know where... 🤣🤣

[@halrho07]

@@potkanvsatach8814 LOL...That's hilarious. THx for sharing

[@jenesus6220]

The pitbull and Doberman had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@percyjacksongeek101]

As a husky owner that was so accurate. I swear my husky stares at guests for long periods of time as if he’s trying to figure out whether he should play with them or consume their souls.

[@jayy2949]

This is so true!

[@cbrboy76]

He is waiting to see what he gets from them before deciding. Lmao, they are all the same.

[@WildestCarton]

I think the reason that he yelled was because the timer to pet him had gone off all least that's one thing are husky does if we're to slow to pet him

[@blazingfire8794]

My grandmother owned a chihuahua named "Tiny". When she was alive toward the end of her life, my grandmother was staying with one of her daughters and had Tiny with her. That little bastard would not let anyone come between him and my grandma and that applied to her daughter, grandchildren and especially the paramedics that were trying to help my grandma. My aunt got bitten several times while trying to get Tiny away from Grandma so the paramedics could get her to the hospital. The scary thing was that that aunt was the one who took custody of Tiny after my grandma died. He attached himself to my aunt until he died. That little bastard.

[@redtoneredtone6592]

So like a protective parasite?

[@critrabbit8975]

An heirloom of sorts

[@graceclark3481]

That's why I can't stand Chihuahuas 😂 demons from hell, I'll kick them across the room

[@Meskarune]

My little chihuahua saved me from getting robbed 3 times. 2x people were breaking in at my porch door and once from the living room window and that guy she bit on the hand. None of them made it inside.

[@vi9763]

Time to move to a new neighborhood

[@maargenbx1454]

@@vi9763 Right!??

[@Kunailover101]

They're little ones can bite pretty hard and the hand has a nice nerve that they can wreck

[@kerry3710]

Chihuahuas terrify me😬

[@drsalka]

@@kerry3710 same! Disgusting psychotic lil pests, oof! 😮‍💨

[@ETACarinaeA-.-]

Imagine a German Shepard, belgian malinois, pitbull, chihuahua, Doberman, and husky in the same room.