How DougDoug almost lost all of his privacy

[@JimFourOneTwoThree]

I love how strong the “it would be funny” argument is to Doug

[@MrSinjoy]

the funni > literally everything else

[@Elleander1]

Do it for the bit

[@paulomatute4114]

DougDoug has done some crazy stuff just "for the bit"

[@Grumpulum]

This is a terrible idea in any way Buuuuuut It **would** be funny Is a thing I have heard more then once on a Doug Doug stream iirc xD

[@jbproductions9]

THAT’S MY STREAMER

[@CozyKeke]

can confirm we only get paid in bread

[@DougDougClips]

Yeah and when a video does poorly we only get stale moldy bread

[@lonelybookworm]

​@@DougDougClipsdoug is so generous, you get paid even when the video does bad!

[@brianviktor8212]

@@DougDougClips That's fair though.

[@Sonatengraf]

@@DougDougClips You're in luck, mouldy bread usually isn't toxic.

[@etherdeef4303]

​@@Sonatengraf usually

[@tomato3456]

Local streamer doesn't want to spend his life in a panopticon, a hellish experiment where a prisoner has to assume that they could be under surveillance at all hours of the day. WEAK

[@TheOnePrinceMeatball]

Dougyphus Prime

[@BananaWasTaken]

Or in other words: a subathon

[@Unmustache1]

JUDGEMENT.

[@Stella_Octangula_Worm]

a visitor? hmm… yes… I have slept long enough.

[@cptnkaladin]

@@Stella_Octangula_Worm DougDoug when the IPad robot starts banging on his door at 3am

[@funkymanvibing]

He's like "that WOULD be funny as hell....but we do need to Survive, unfortunately"

[@EmilyHoot]

riz gukgak spotted heyo

[@snaifhassnan6348]

⁠@@EmilyHootriz GukGak?

[@jonasmejerpedersen4847]

​@@EmilyHoot"translate to english"

[@paulomatute4114]

For the people that saw Failboat last video, we know Doug has seen Failboat naked, so it would only be fair to give Failboat the chance, to reinforce the friendship or something like that

[@MudakTheMultiplier]

And that detail was one of the _less_ crazy things learned from that video.

[@Door227]

With that fact and this video ive learned that fail is a lot more freaky than i thought

[@snaifhassnan6348]

319

[@snaifhassnan6348]

@@MudakTheMultiplier25

[@snaifhassnan6348]

@@Door22710

[@myarmsrgone]

The idea is simple: HE IS INSIDE YOUR HOUSE

[@Halfendymion]

He IS the house

[@Door227]

@@HalfendymionThe idea is simple! I have become the god of the planet you walk on

[@PrincessFelicie]

It's only fair payment for peanut butter torture

[@Watermelon_King1]

⁠@@PrincessFeliciedid I miss something what the hell is peanut butter torture

[@SpildCofee]

@watermelon_King1 oof you don’t know? We’ll help yourself to Dan’s newest video

[@DarisuccSA]

Failboat's idea is extremely uncomfortable, BUT that is one of the most hilarious ideas ive ever heard, ESPECIALLY when he brought up smashing the robot against the door to wake doug up

[@Kiabeta]

I think it would work if they agreed to only do it when he was on stream. To make surprise guest appearances.

[@tdoyr]

Im just imagining how funny it would be because he would be like a pet, randomly appearing on stream for 10 minutes and getting all the attention, and then leaving

[@YoungusChungus]

Lock the robot in a closet, and give it a doorbell so you have to let it into your home. That way, he can still show up, but like a vampire, you have to let him in

[@smokestack_lightning_999]

This is Dan he would definitely find a way to open the door

[@snaifhassnan6348]

@@smokestack_lightning_999I fully believe he would bang against the door until it broke

[@flirkyn1661]

"Can just be naked in my home".... You know, knowing that Parkzer live at Doug place currently iirc, this is rather horrifying for him

[@gryphonkingbros847]

There was that one sponsored yt short he did where he barged into Parkzer's room with no clothes on to interrogate him about Factor, so I think Parkzer is used to it by now lmao

[@nomn995]

@@gryphonkingbros847 ARE YOU HUNGRY FOR FOOD?

[@head-clanka69]

@@nomn995”no.”

[@gryphonkingbros847]

@@nomn995 No. WELL THEN TRY *_FACTOR_* THE NEW MEAL DELIVERY SERVICE THAT SENDS FRESH NEVER FROZEN MEALS DIRECTLY TO YOUR DOOR

[@flirkyn1661]

@@gryphonkingbros847 Yeah I actually remembered that short after posting my comment ahah. I guess Parkzer already saw the horror

[@IcyXzavien]

Doug confirms that he paids his workers in bread.

[@handmetheparachute]

r/WeHatedOugDoug will CERTAINLY be hearing about this...

[@meatgrinderisinfinite]

He pays them in potato sacks, for the potato soups they make for dinner for their family and children.

[@knifekitten4230]

Potato soup is better than cabbage soup.

[@connorrussell2084]

time for chat and dougdoug workers to strike in solidarity

[@theyeetus1428]

@@knifekitten4230 Nah cabbage soup tastes way better.

[@SMPandanic]

1:12 lol "Editors note: LIE" is just funny

[@desanguinated]

The editors jumping in is unironically funny EVERY time

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

1:10 The "EDITOR'S NOTE: LIE" coming out of nowhere made me spit out my drink-

[@eh_xx]

Ofc its a lie. Doug doesn't pay his editors.

[@GuyPersonBobicus]

Dang I have not seen you in a while

[@m4rcyonstation93]

Omg it's some gal named eve

[@creativecane]

Ok I know the bit is funny but also good on you Doug for enforcing limits! He really does have a high tolerance for nonsense and I'm glad he's putting his foot down at least a bit.

[@blueshellincident]

He lets Chat get away with a lot for Contant bless his heart. It’s like letting the preschooler feel like they are running the classroom but he’s the true mastermind behind it all.

[@globglogabgalabyeast6611]

lol, I love that "putting his foot down" here is just not allowing chat to potentially film him on command at literally any moment in time

[@Blue-fg8vt]

​@@blueshellincidentyeah your right it's really hard to take care of Doug sometimes, he keeps eating the crayons and drawing on the walls.

[@bazzel1059]

I mean a lot of the times the nonsense ideas come from himself and he just runs with them

[@onlysmiles4949]

@@bazzel1059 "We're not doing that. Here's a really funny way we COULD do that, but we're still not doing that"

[@analogicparadox]

That's what you WOULD say if you were doing something illicit

[@halfsine]

he knew the exact chemicals needed for cooking meth, can't be a coincidence...

[@livingcheese2910]

To be fair, it would be kinda awkward if we roll with the bot into his living room, and we see him putting another unconscious victim into his basement. Let alone alarm his neighbors about his enslaved "workers" he "has to pay". Some boundaries need to be respected.

[@exotic1405]

I know this is a joke but the loss of privacy is legitimately becoming a problem today, I totally understand doug here

[@Reynnan123]

But it would be kinda funny...​@@exotic1405

[@ethohalfslab]

Dougdoug exposes Failboat's spying kink

[@vipereaper]

00:37 yay water soup!!

[@Undersing13]

Yum yum

[@basil_gamin]

Ice soup for today…

[@snaifhassnan6348]

@@basil_gaminis it good?

[@CurrentlyDuck1]

That would imply that Doug exists when the stream is offline??

[@QuokkaWaka]

Honestly! These parasocial weirdos really need to remember that Doug isn't real none of this is real wake up wake up wake up

[@nomn995]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD HES REAL I PROMISE GET OUT GET OUT I KNOW IT HES REAL

[@Pepeutra]

Local streamer almost has the experience of living in an apartment and being really paranoid of forgetting to close the curtains

[@MrLores111]

Love how the end of the URL is just D0og

[@solidpandacka5544]

it even has "PoG" at the start

[@maxselcow4180]

This. This should be the most upvoted comment for this video!

[@lewis9s]

Man I Love PoGtkHnD0og?

[@Steamworker_Evolair]

r/wehatedoogdoog will surely hear about this

[@Someoneyeeted]

@@solidpandacka5544 PoGD0og

[@eurekaradiofire]

It would be kind of funny to have the robot stay in a storage unit or something similar just to wander around looking all lonely staring at the walls which would have random pictures of DougDoug and one of Fat Albert, Parkzer, or even his streaming chair.

[@MFG1243]

Doug was smart turning the idea down, Dan would have absolutely figured out how to make the robot force feed him peanut butter as revenge.

[@ar3s._.]

The Trumanshow, but The Dougman show

[@cedgalvi]

everyone is to doug like doug is to parkzer

[@funnypeashootercreature]

the idea of doug having to pay his editors in bread and that if it wasnt for him all of his editors would die of hunger immediately is so funny to me, like doug NEEDS to feed them bread and nothing else for their sustenance

[@probably3dprintingsomething]

Very, very hilarious. I also love how the solution to the privacy is limiting you to having a 2 hour window free, and not the other way around, limiting the access of the robot to a 2 hour window where it could possibly barge in. If you did limit the access window, it would also be way easier to have camera's recording to catch the reaction. You just don't get privacy for 2 hours.

[@DavinTernus]

Doug is the burger to my bun

[@AsterWi]

what?

[@jan_kulawa]

@@DavinTernus same

[@daskanguru3515]

Mmmmmmmmmm

[@gamerofthetime]

That is a somewhat poor choice of words.

[@PotatoFace565]

;)

[@Emason-j9c]

Make it a request system he sends you a notification on it, and you can set it and it’s active for like an hour. 3:43

[@thewumpusswoo]

So he’s willing to do a shitpact, but he won’t let a robot stalk him 24/7? What a wimp

[@DeadlyGrim]

Unironically, Doug having like a week or a few days of chat being able to turn on the stream randomly would be awesome. Long enough that he'd be able to get a good video out of it; short enough that he wouldn't go (even more) insane from having chat controlling his stream. Sort of like those 24+ hour marathon streams, except with chat turning it on for like 15 seconds at a time.

[@blueshellincident]

Simple solutions to double down and continue to do your illicit activities despite you being observed. If they don’t wanna see you straight up jorkin it then they shouldn’t be roaming.

[@Door227]

If they try and leave when they walk in and see it, grab them and force them to watch

[@stringedmouse76]

2:39 Doug says this, but later on in the stream he admits he and Failboat reached out to the company that makes the robots asking if they can have a free one for a sponsorship thing. As far as I know, the company didn’t respond but just imagine that they agreed and he was forced to deal with it.

[@exotic1405]

No chat, im not going to allow you surveillance my house on an IPad robot

[@strongerthanever2039]

I would never expect Doug's commitment to the bit to have a limit. This is a monumental moment in the DougDoug history! Also, is having a Failbot in your house really this bad? Wouldn't it be just like having a roommate? But what I find the funniest about this whole situation is when he suggests to Doug the 2 hours of not using the robot. "Alright, fine bro. I guess I can give you 2 hours of privacy per week in your own home." Like, bro wtf??? Shouldn't it at least be the other way around? As in you're allowed to use it only one specific hour every day or something?

[@jan_kulawa]

the tablet robot stream needs to happen

[@Kraiglyndor]

I think it would be funny if Failboat got the iPad robot and used it on stream as an alternate to the “pay to turn on the stream” bit and ends up being the one to get banned for Doug being naked behind closed doors in the privacy of his own home.

[@SoperLordShrek09]

I like how Doug just said it funny when his team can’t feed their family 😂

[@NovaEmpyrean]

It would be pretty funny if he could use the robot but only when doug is live, therefore it would be content and not a private moment

[@koolaid33]

Failboat proposing North Korea Simulator to DougDoug:

[@kittyshippercavegirl]

DougDoug not submitting to panopticon

[@EmperorChicken]

Doug should make a Dan room where the robot stays and he can only wander around the house if Doug lets him out

[@Cretaceousthecrestie]

Damn, he didn’t commit to the bit. Cowardice.

[@amenaao]

What if doug gets an incredibly loud alarm when the stream is about to open

[@ArchonKain]

Think of the new awesome speedrunning categories though Catch Doug pooping% Off stream Peggle% Or buy two robots so we can have "Failboat x DouDoug's robot kissing%"

[@patlen1237]

Didnt he make a stream where it ended because he said 'uh'

[@anacreon212]

if dan becomes an iphone robot he should chaing his name to failbot since dan doesnt have a boat. I do like the idea of the dan bot as a stream idea where he randomly barges in to the middle of a stream. Also that crossover is something i never knew i wanted untill it happened.

[@lotttieeee]

Doug: *spends half of his time online* Failboat: “more”

[@AspenBrightsoul]

Half measure. Give chat access to a Roomba that only has a top down floorplan view.

[@bingisningis]

Chat controls 5,000 dollar robot that invades Doug's privacy

[@Lovely-love-]

Yes, set your boundaries with your audience and friends/ fellow content creators. Stop letting the chat wear you down.

[@dankali735]

Idea: a 24/7 iPad bot hooked up to twitch chat. They control the movement and if a sentence is said 10 times it gets said. It just rolls around talking. Edit: ah, they mentioned it at the end

[@originalname02]

This is the first video on the clips channel that i watched live. Nice

[@FutureSoap]

r/wehatedougdoug will hear about this

[@ndrzst24]

I feel like an important point that Doug forgot to make was that if the iPad robot’s footage got leaked, not only Dan but the whole internet could see him naked

[@Pointy_Bird]

Amazing idea for a single stream where the robot can be activated by chat at any time during the stream (only)

[@ricks5756]

Doug has never watched a modern "reality" television show, where the contestants are filmed 24/7 .

[@alexgilliam5144]

I feel there is a good idea here. Something something, doug competes with ipad robot controled by twitch chat in a park or something

[@bobbert5421]

Let us all go on strike so the editors can enjoy potato soup

[@Goldenblade14]

...

[@raphaeldagamer]

Doug got a bit dramatic there, but I love when he does that. NO BREAD FOR THE EDITORS!

[@sagacious03]

Neat video! Thanks for uploading!

[@marshy762]

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

[@Xammary]

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

[@rorbee]

doug making a strong argument for having children--- i mean "ipad robots" running around the house

[@veemoneo]

the irony of this video's URL makes it 100x better

[@michaelwashboard2323]

I find it kind of weird that Doug mostly does live-streams into videos pipe-line, and very little "pre-record" / well-crafted videos like skits. Streaming takes up so much of your time. It would be an interesting idea if Doug does a short "edit images together" type skits based off one of his live-streams- like the Bowel Blaster skit at the end of "[…]Chat to Loves Ads". Because not everyone is always into stream montages / storylines, and I think even dabbling your toes into some non-stream related art would be cool, even if it's the inside-jokes of the streams put into a self contained skit.

[@ZUnknownFox]

3:40 have a roomba that activates randomly, Failboat or chat can randomly tune in but the roomba would only run when you want it too so the screen would either just see a wall or 1 corner in your house. I get you want to keep your privacy but this is just a funny idea that might be safe. say if it's in your kitchen next to the counter and the camera only sees what the roomba shows it.

[@boop]

It would be a cool variation of a subathon, where they're not actually streaming the whole time, and instead it's just a broadcast of old videos where people can donate to turn the stream/webcam on for a second.

[@stupiditiusmaximus]

Pleace notice the link ends with "D0og". This was a clear symbol from the author showcasing his main subject.

[@Fem_Witch]

Now I want potato soup, thanks past Doug.

[@MR.UNBLADE6600]

I genuinely forget sometimes that doug has to do this for money

[@etherdeef4303]

Oh my god, I want that robot for one of my mates actually thats amazing. Imagine waking up, walking out your room and seeing their scrunched up face on a robot

[@CutestDemon]

You *COULD* make a funny video, done by having it be controlled by him, but it still streams >:D Perfection!

[@firegirl1452]

The picture of the guy on the phone in the thumbnail kinda looks like Doug Walker, and the thought of Doug Walker invading someone's home via a remote controlled robot is absolutely wild to me and I am laughing so hard

[@shiningstar737]

I think there’s some humor in that the music in the background is that of the scene where madama butterfly taking a public bath in the clouds

[@maeda439]

Doug says he is uncomfortable because ‘what if I’m doing something personal’, and then chat immediately assumes he is cranking it on the daily

[@YTflagsCommentsOnMentalIness]

Well now he HAS to do it

[@spookyplaguedoctor5714]

“What if I’m naked?” Chat: YES.

[@twitching_bot574]

He can’t open doors Doug. He’s just a head on wheels

[@AJ1770s]

Just turn the screen off for like 3 minutes instead of ending the stream to have a diet version of it

[@kaiotrem358]

I can feel how scared the peoples that work for doug doug felt when he said that it would be pretty funny to end the stream.

[@MeowMeow_00000]

"I pay them" said the sheepking

[@Champiness]

I love that instead of setting aside some scheduled amount of time to visit Doug’s house using this device Failboat’s idea is to give Doug an occasional 2-hour Privacy Window where he’ll have the house to himself

[@mawthfren]

failboat robot scares me

[@erwanleberre764]

The Ipad idea is the funniest in the world

[@feeplemurphy4618]

I think that would be a good idea for a stream (chat controlling the camera with a robot, not violating Doug's privacy) I'm thinking more like the guy fieri cooking stream, where it's not in Doug's room and people are moving more. The mobile camera wouldn't be the main idea, but it would supplement some other stream idea. Imagine someone trying to show something to the camera, but the camera keeps turning around and walking away, that would be hilarious. But I don't have money for TTS, so I can't get this idea to Doug myself sadly.

[@k_rudy4442]

twitch chat plays Dougs house

[@reinerzufall2070]

This feels like...as soon as the stream is off...the clothes are gone. Like shackles his pants are bound to the streams.

[@LetheJustified]

The Ichigo and Zangetsu scenes always made me cry. especially the one before fighting Aizen. I also dont know how i didnt know zangetsu (black) wasn't actually zangetsu when its the hollow that shows up when you google his name

[@glitchyfox8706]

Doug should do a seductive calendar photoshoot donation goal

[@snaifhassnan6348]

2:20 discussed title

[@snaifhassnan6348]

So true me two months ago

[@dougdougsnacks]

​@@snaifhassnan6348 so true.

[@lmr4403]

DougDoug's employees will miss their monthly wage of oxygen.

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

Hey, Siri … Take photos of Chair in the bathroom.

[@theglaucusblue]

Confirmed Doug only wears clothes for streams; naked all other times at home.

[@phygs]

so doug doesn't want roommates, got it

[@angelofdeath7207]

You could do it so when someone hits the goal a really loud tts plays warning you that the stream is gonna start in x amount of time so you have plenty of warning. Also for the ipad robot you could have active hours so he can only control it during certain times

[@int1128]

oh video would come out one day "wink, wink"

[@jacobpage8028]

Wait a second, you could actually do a few really cool videos where chat controls the ipad thing. Imagine if you did a jigsaw type video, where you put the chat robot into a maze and forced chat to work togethor to do stuff. There's a few ideas here.

[@NiaSwift]

when he said he doesn't pay them in bread, he meant he doesn't pay them at all you can't hide dougdoug, i see you

[@carotclan148]

"And we don't even get to make a funny video about it or anything" Well then what is this? Just a moving picture?

[@spiderdude2099]

Let us dontae directly to the editors, but allow us to fuck with your stream Doug.

[@Auberginej]

i feel that's how having a kid feels like

[@AkaRose]

Fantastic thumbnail whoever put that together