The Founding of the Fartocracy

[@DougDoug]

Let the history show that on November 3rd 2021, the Fart Peasants successfully funded the revolution and overthrew the Fartocracy.

[@cringeanimate]

👋

[@TV-qm8ob]

Hi

[@LCH415]

Fart

[@fijiwitch5842]

Okay bet

[@iamnotanorange6020]

So it is written

[@nickelodeon2226]

I just wanted to say that this stream was originally going to be a Spelunky stream, but setting up the fartocracy took so long that Doug only ended up playing Spelunky for like 10 minutes.

[@fabanano6158]

Thats the best ten minutes

[@stare4539]

loOool

[@FireRose720]

The first bets setting the foundation of the Fartocracy was "Is Doug actually going to play Spelunky in the next hour?" If I remember correctly, he did not play Spelunky in that next hour.

[@thundertoon1398]

Is he keeping the Fartocracy in place? is it a permanent fixture within the stream?

[@fireblade696]

This is why you never skip a Doug stream because you don’t like the game he is playing. Something might happen.

[@scharaldigaming7325]

This is exactly how the founding farters wrote the constipation

[@jebowar6679]

James Shattison would be proud

[@fossilftw]

George Shartington approves

[@jebowar6679]

@@fossilftw you mean George Flushington?

[@fossilftw]

oh shit yeah i meant george flushington, my bad

[@zacharywooden2113]

Don’t forget Thomass Jefferson

[@suarez9108]

Literally every single Doug Doug stream I've joined has an original storyline buried deep within it

[@micahphilson]

I really wish I had time to watch streams, it looks so amazingly fun with how much he engages the audience!

[@pyrozzz6346]

Poob was the best one😂

[@mertkahraman6045]

@@pyrozzz6346 Ploob*

[@mastergamer7817]

@@mertkahraman6045 poob

[@NamHoang-oy7lj]

I swear if they all connected through some timeline multiverse shit.... I will be happy :)

[@Yattatt]

"We need, like, an oligarchy of Fart Barons who can unlock farts for the people." Holy shit thats the most powerful sentence I've ever heard.

[@Magnoliaschnolia]

Councidentally, the holy shit is the most powerful being in the fartocracy

[@qwertyuiopjk.]

2:54

[@lvbboi9]

Holy sentence thats the most powerful shit I've ever heard

[@manwithgun9768]

Sentence holy powerful that was the most shit I've ever heard

[@nekomimicatears]

Holy most powerful shit that was the sentence I've ever heard

[@noiwontsignyourarmpit5263]

Doug desperately screaming for one of the barons to close the gates while his voice is drowned out by the farts of the people is the pinnacle of comedy.

[@neutral8517]

I couldn't breathe...

[@smyset111]

@@neutral8517 from the smell or the laughter?

[@thehyperdymond3067]

The best part of the stream was that after the “national fart anthem” Doug couldn’t turn off the farts for a second because the rewards screen froze and the look of terror on his face was priceless

[@wiiuandmii7619]

VOD timestamp?

[@dantebmorrison]

@@wiiuandmii7619 kzbin.info/www/bejne/g5-9ZGqBotl-ea8 although it got cut off in the yt vod

[@Zedryx69]

When you give everybody the power to do something, you can't stop them all from doing it all at once.

[@DelanamasGaming-nv4zq]

@@wiiuandmii7619 kzbin.info/www/bejne/g5-9ZGqBotl-ea8

[@dahexgamer9886]

@@dantebmorrison is there another vod that has it?

[@smugbowkid9919]

When you watch a DougDoug stream, know that he’s not going to play whatever he said he’s gonna play- he or the chat are gonna say some random thing and that will become the main focus of the rest of the stream. Maybe it combines with the game! It’s glorious.

[@camrynsmith7631]

And it's amazing

[@borealis8386]

True viewer interaction

[@skaapippai]

Jerma

[@trulyauston]

Hes not playing the game Your being played by HIS game

[@aldusty7373]

Doug's channel is amazing in that we get what we didn't know we wanted

[@iustenfuseru8679]

I swear to god your streams have the structural integrity of a Regular Show episode.

[@DJ-fn9zk]

So a simple concept that goes out of control Yea seems accurate. EDIT: 1k likes.. nice.

[@sketchydude8431]

This is it This is the best summarization of any DougDoug stream

[@SpaceMonkeyBoi]

Do you know what else has the structural integrity of a Regular Show episode? My mom!

[@vuxigeck5281]

That is one of the most brilliant comparisons I've ever heard, holy shit.

[@lildrawhub1025]

@@vuxigeck5281 Totally out of the blue question, but where's your profile picture from?

[@alphabulblax1649]

When I first saw this video, I thought it was "Founding a FACT-Based Government" and it would be an intelligent discussion about the struggles of forming a society based on science and logic. Instead I got something even more sophisticated.

[@avokka]

funnily enough, its a good representation of the events that lead to the french revolution

[@Thinepickles]

Cultured pfp

[@lizzieandmocha1131]

Honestly it's more sophisticated than our government right now

[@spingleboygle]

@@avokkathe fart revolution

[@aylinilya.]

eunie ‼️

[@DanielTheDestroyerXD]

4:30 the way the sound plays and the poll IMMEDIATELY flys up to 100% absolutely kills me

[@humanperson9443]

Hehe

[@someonenamedsomeone9497]

Hehehehe

[@vcreativeart16]

Hehehehehe

[@edwardv1255]

Hehehehehehehehehehe

[@Dodanon]

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[@MarauderYT]

This was the first stream I ever attended in full and there is no doubt in my mind that it will forever be the best stream I've ever watched

[@deathdude360]

So what you're saying is... you were there.

[@MarauderYT]

@@deathdude360 yep

[@stare4539]

loOool

[@HelloIAmAnExist]

Don't be so sure of it... Diablo isn't one to disappoint

[@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877]

Who were you in the chat

[@JoeyTDoesThings]

13:39 I love how Doug's desperate screams are drowned out by the loud abyss of farts.

[@tankhead2645]

Resistance is futile

[@meteorname]

It's like a Tsunami

[@soulkeeper7691]

@@tankhead2645 fartile*

[@dowfreak7]

God, when the whole horn section started, I couldn't hold it in anymore. Almost everything that happened after that just sent me into more and more laughter. The incredibly loud, incredibly badly played trumpet; the inability to hear the gate closing; the fucking laugh-track right after the farts are forcibly shut down. What a masterpiece.

[@DangStank]

I always thought that the fart gates merely automatically played a million fart sounds until someone closed it. Now I understand the deep lore

[@anangryninja2824]

Giving twitch chat this level of power is like giving a chimp a flamethrower

[@owenkasaboski6902]

And then throwing that chimp through a window and into a Walmart

[@mrpersoonman]

right into the food aisle

[@crooser64]

Straight infront of the bananas

[@mrpersoonman]

with 6 people trying to buy said bananas

[@It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise]

All of them drenched in jet fuel and gasoline

[@BlueToadFan]

i love that you can barely hear doug, it makes it feel like he is drowning in a sea of farts desperately trying to survive

[@nenatherat]

@L.M.L i do

[@sutrox07]

It's amazing how Doug can turn literally ANYTHING into gold

[@GhoulyRooly]

A modern King Midas

[@pedropedrohan102]

@@GhoulyRooly and he's not cursed from it

[@shxtgigs4662]

As a boomer KZbin watcher is it as funny in irl as it seems 😂

[@Gustoberg]

even... GOLD?

[@Multi1]

No, he turned it into diamonds

[@KoploperMau]

There are few videos on KZbin that made me literally cry, but this one managed to do it. 13:28 until the end is absolute freaking gold.

[@tibilore2]

DOUG: I am a grown mature man *5 minutes later* -THE FART GATE -FART BARONS -FARTOCRACY -FART PEASANT

[@charadreemerr4195]

THE FART REVOLUTION!

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

@@charadreemerr4195Viva! 👃

[@zefirdude]

This is most beautiful system i've seen. Doug does stuff, that no one would ever even consider. This is pure chaos and I love it so much.

[@Chubby_Bub]

There’s something about his ideas and the way he works with the chat. This and the AI LinkedIn video are some of the funniest things I've seen on KZbin.

[@CrabOnABeach]

"welcome to dougdoug, where we solve problems that nobody has"

[@SpaceMissile]

@@Chubby_Bub that linkedin video was an absolute gem

[@themagicalaxolotl2258]

DougDoug is the only streamer I've personally seen that fuses chat into the stream in a perfect way. The chat is as important to this channel as Doug himself is, it's beautiful

[@themagicalaxolotl2258]

@@kirbstomp1338 I have

[@Depressedwhale14]

Have you seen CHRBRG? His chat has a very similar vibe.

[@riroufudo]

Remember doggi

[@colorgorenbigteeth3437]

Jerma Carnival and Jerma Doll House

[@ApostleOfCats]

@@Depressedwhale14 charborg is so great

[@templar1701]

Now this, this is how the government was meant to be played.

[@fabanano6158]

Hell yeah

[@windam.mk.4.340]

Time to play the best government of our lives

[@Legomaster-jv8ll]

13:48 I love how the laugh track is just laughing at his pain. That timing was perfect!

[@sparky082]

2:16 him playing with the face cam is pure childhood joy and it's so contagious and funny

[@trollge3712]

It’s hilarious when he laughs and then laughs at how his wide moustache cam looks when he’s laughing.

[@Jornker]

Doug was gonna play Spelunky after channel points were done. But this took a total of 4 hours, and doug literally only had time for 2 runs of spelunky

[@noellerivers]

Perfectly Balanced

[@pug8714]

@@noellerivers as all things should be

[@yomama_fat]

the funniest quote Ive ever heard: "it literally didnt register, because there were so many pheasants farting" I laughed on the floor XDDDD

[@aaaaanotthebees]

Cultured Made in Abyss profile picture

[@lividlife213]

@@aaaaanotthebees what's made in abyss?

[@ZeeFreak]

its peasants, a pheasant is a bird

[@dandanthedandan7558]

@@lividlife213 It's an anime and I highly recommend it. Gorgeous animation, amazing soundtrack, and very immersive story and worldbuilding. Here's the synopsis: The Abyss-a gaping chasm stretching down into the depths of the earth, filled with mysterious creatures and relics from a time long past. How did it come to be? What lies at the bottom? Countless brave individuals, known as Divers, have sought to solve these mysteries of the Abyss, fearlessly descending into its darkest realms. The best and bravest of the Divers, the White Whistles, are hailed as legends by those who remain on the surface. Riko, daughter of the missing White Whistle Lyza the Annihilator, aspires to become like her mother and explore the furthest reaches of the Abyss. However, just a novice Red Whistle herself, she is only permitted to roam its most upper layer. Even so, Riko has a chance encounter with a mysterious robot with the appearance of an ordinary young boy. She comes to name him Reg, and he has no recollection of the events preceding his discovery. Certain that the technology to create Reg must come from deep within the Abyss, the two decide to venture forth into the chasm to recover his memories and see the bottom of the great pit with their own eyes. However, they know not of the harsh reality that is the true existence of the Abyss.

[@lividlife213]

@@dandanthedandan7558 sounds interesting. I'll check it out.

[@Positivity4ever]

This video was a thousand times funnier than I was expecting it to be... the way the farts progressively became louder and the perfectly timed laugh tracks made me laugh harder than I had in a long time

[@LM-ln6mz]

The fact there's so many notifications going off and they're so loud you can barely hear Doug Doug screaming "close the gates" as he gets enveloped in fart noises

[@crazycat482]

My mom asked me how I could be laughing so much at farts, so I asked her to watch the video with me and she eventually cracked up too. If played well, fart can be insanely comedic. This man is the future of twitch!

[@Door227]

Fort

[@WhatIsTheHeat]

@@Door227nite

[@Mis7erSeven]

This one guy in the chat: "I just arrived, what is happening?" If that was actually true, the person must have been so confused :D

[@pyroflame04]

If you join the stream even 2 minutes after it’s started you’re already missing a lot of context, you kinda have to accept that’s how Doug’s streams are

[@marozmito]

I joined this stream in the beginning, then left and rejoined a couple hours later. Was pretty confused lol

[@Zoodude254]

I am literally crying, Doug and his chat interactions are honestly the best stream.

[@MarauderYT]

By far the best moment of the stream was when you had to open the gates for 8 seconds and there were so many farts it crashed the awards window

[@grantking1787]

I think it’s funny that Doug spent an entire stream on this, and it was overthrown in like 2 days

[@TheAdvertisement]

3:37 I love how Dougdoug literally introduces corrupted democracy lmao. 10:08 I feel a spiritual connection to this shout. 11:15 As an actual trumpet player, this is a mood.

[@connex3341]

Imagine the founding fathers watching this

[@orionmoreno6913]

More like the founding farters

[@TheLonelyKirby]

I think they’d be rooting for the new political system, honestly an improvement from today.

[@darkhelmet12e47]

They would be jealous

[@devonmartin1810]

This is how America was meant to be played!!

[@micahphilson]

I guarantee you Franklin would have died of laughter. He had a really immature sense of humor sometimes.

[@Witch-king]

Nazeem is a wonderful Fart Baron pick, he's been guarding the the Fart Cloud District from peasants for years

[@droolmax8943]

Every time Doug uploads I just remember the quote where he says “I don’t know man, this is my job”

[@pngdotjpeg]

I'm glad humans have advanced so far as a species that a fart sound effect on a twitch stream is a viable currency

[@katjosephperez8772]

6:22 I’m laughing and crying at the barons being depicted as Lord Farquad, Dr. Evil, The Baron from The Witcher 3, The Eye of Sauron, and Nazeem.

[@AlieoIguess]

Lord Fartquad

[@Jornker]

This was one of my favorite streams. Its so fucking funny

[@lamergamer8211]

I think this video single-handedly spiked the price of natural gases

[@dominiclenguyen1437]

Lol

[@kingofeurobeat9332]

You mean decreased the price because there will be more of it

[@lamergamer8211]

@@kingofeurobeat9332 no the fartocracy would buy it all

[@DeLish_]

I haven't laughed this hard in literal years, thank you doug.

[@Mis7erSeven]

I lost it when he recorded his trumpet play and combined it with "Open the fart gates" :D

[@DeLish_]

@@Mis7erSeven Complete chaos perfected

[@harriet994]

This video had me crying with laughter but now my partner is yelling 'OPEN THE FART GATES' and won't stop letting off the worst toots in history..... thanks

[@spaghettibird5135]

He played Spelunky for 10 minutes in this five hour Spelunky stream. Gotta love Doug

[@warioman6183]

Doug's videos have gotten 10 times funnier recently

[@GetOffMyPhoneGoogle]

That LinkedIn video was the hardest I have laughed in years.

[@foxboi506]

I haven't laughed this hard in years. My stomach is SOOO sore

[@dangerousbeans]

From Farting?

[@HaganConnell]

@@dangerousbeans username checks out

[@sirqueson4889]

Doug's stream literally crashed when he opened the fart gates the last time. It was amazing.

[@RufioMini]

2:28 Doug laughing at his own moustache cracks me up every time.

[@tren4_]

Coming into a stream with the Fartocracy after not watching Doug for a while was the most surreal thing ever.

[@Salty0ctopus]

DougDoug is the only man on youtube who can do different random challenges so well

[@jamesreilly1054]

I was going to say that if chat ever overthrew the governfart, then the barons who opened the gates should be unbanned. But it would seem the system was overthrown very soon

[@BRUtahn]

You mean, the fartement

[@JSrises]

@@BRUtahn The bowelmovement

[@bowlofriskies6486]

This man single-handedly *ripped* the fabric of reality 1:07

[@walesjedi9217]

I appreciate that pun and the fact that you made the text bold for it

[@thepimpingamer2455]

I need Doug screaming "Open the Fart Gates!" as a notification my phone.

[@wieneroach2280]

13:06 the hero we didnt know we needed

[@fissionphoenix4995]

This is a man who "yes and's" with TWITCH CHAT. One can only dream of reaching such levels of bravery.

[@noctaroh5121]

13:49 is the best timed laugh track in the history of comedy

[@DaInternetBear]

Followed closely by 14:32

[@Kiwi-Bird.]

XD

[@woosix7735]

yes

[@den93050]

that part killed me

[@cin2110]

I WAS HERE I WAS ONE OF THE FOUNDING FARTERS OF FARTOCRACY and I'M PROUD OF IT

[@m_tmt_m]

hit the slay button king

[@Gdog-hm7or]

“All I want is there to be divisive fart politics”- Doug Doug

[@snr.froggymooopew7781]

“All I want is for there to be divisive fart politics” has to be the best DougDoug quote of all time

[@themegjake4000]

Doug has the perfect combination of technical knowledge and creativity.

[@FriendlyKat]

I love how this kept getting messier and more chaotic as time went on. Perfection.

[@Muwufox]

yea :3

[@Fentnihilator]

That’s how most of his videos end up

[@tbird1991]

Just like my farts

[@dragons_advocate]

I am so glad I have purchased a very expensive set of headphones to watch DougDoug content

[@twinkpeaks9993]

every single Dougdoug video has it's own self-contained lore and I love it

[@_SSCJ]

Doug’s reaction to the mustache cam was so heartwarming

[@zalseon4746]

“In proportion therefore, as the greasiness of the fart increases, the applause decreases.” ― Karl Fartz, The Gassiest Manifesto

[@puffersfish4296]

I love how the whole stream was just setting setting it up only for it to not matter.

[@willbender9035]

I need Lin Manuel Miranda to make a musical version of this called Fartilton.

[@TheCreepyLantern]

"why? if not to take deadly aim!" has very different and terrifying implications here.

[@SoupOfClams]

@@TheCreepyLantern You just made me laugh for a solid minute, thank you so much

[@Ticklestein]

11:00 - Could’ve guessed that Doug is unable to successfully blow his own horn.

[@Hyparbeem526]

A lot of the time I work on projects and just play Doug in the background. But then I heard: "You need a patron. You need an oligarchy of fart barons who can unlock farts for the people." That's when I knew I had to strap in.

[@bubbasbigblast8563]

Doug probably has some of the funniest viewers on Twitch.

[@alphatommyboy6576]

There hasn't been a video yet that Doug Doug hasnt made me crying on the floor laughing. Thank you for always bringing a big smile on my face with every new video!

[@MrTantD-wy9nm]

Yo I haven't laughed this hard In a long time I literally fell down from laughing. Thank you Doug for this

[@DerDrBach]

I melted in my chair laughing... I'm honestly surprised i didn't shit myself

[@Purriah]

This is the funniest stream highlight I’ve ever seen from any stream

[@solaris_knight99]

I was stone-faced for this whole video... 13:29 then came around... It has been so long since I have laughed as hard as I did; tears were shed, face started hurting and it continued for another 5 minutes... Thank you

[@Slimecantdefeatme]

11:15 watching this while eating was a mistake, I laughed so hard I spat out my food. lol

[@marcusong4551]

5:45 I literally can't hear a word other than farts.

[@OlaftheGreat]

I was homeschooled growing up but I like to imagine this is exactly what middle school sounded like

[@tankhead2645]

You are Uh I don't know if you're right I have no idea I've been there But I just Don't know

[@michaelfrench2586]

6:07 shout out to the guy who said this is literally 1984

[@tricksforlife8827]

💀

[@Gigutriel]

hearing doug get drowned out by the farts he created is probably one of the funniest things

[@delaticaldigital]

Doug creates the finest content on Twitch. And I'm scared of it.

[@ItsMeMrCactusMan]

Did not expect you to make a full video on this. Good stuff.

[@buringfyra]

Im so impressed you made this into a full content video and so happy you did.

[@katsutatsuki46]

Me waking up, forgetting to turn off KZbin before sleep, and seeing this: 6:40

[@calebtorres9714]

This went from “I want a fart one” To *OPEN THE FART GATES*

[@noahhughes3263]

"I just invented a new word!" *Audience laughter*

[@Isaack313]

ah doug, you are the dougiest doug of all dougs. When i grow up, i want to be the doug like you doug. Theres only one doug that can doug like no other doug, and that is you doug doug, love you mr doug doug!

[@maxgeopiano]

Good doug on your journey!

[@Tap2Shoot]

good dougs follow orders

[@Splunkster]

The Charles are the enemy, they aren't Dougs. We Dougs commited no crime Good Dougs follow orders

[@ztvevo]

That part where the gates open and just a wave of farts come in with Doug screaming KILLED me

[@comac4719]

the best trumpet playing ever. and i love the idea of a fartocracy for twitch chat

[@radomiami]

Note: If anyone wonders how long one million seconds is, it's a little more than 11 and a half days.

[@Cowtow14]

There’s only one man who can turn the process of making a channel points system into an entertaining video

[@thatoneguy7191]

He just never peaks, by far the funniest man i've ever had the honour to watch

[@TheGoIsWin21]

"All I want is for there to be divisive fart politics". You're my kinda guy, DougDoug

[@scuffedcat624]

IM CRYING THE FARTS AND THE LAUFH TRACK LMAOOO

[@DeadPerfection]

"We shouldn't distribute farts to the public, they should be just for the bourgeoisie of the public." ~DouglasDouglas, 2022

[@reothered]

See Doug shout, "Close The Gates!!" while he's getting drowned out is some of the funniest shit ever

[@doxskew2221]

Iove seeing doug stress out in a situation he put himself in

[@Mar_Marine]

I've just now stumbled upon this, and in the second half I was literally unable to breathe. I can't tell if it was all the farts or the humor - marked by the innumerable laugh tracks - but I approve.

[@olex3061]

This is something that can only happen on a DougDoug stream, and I love it.

[@maxthompson7107]

Just wait until someone opens the fart floodgates in the middle of a climactic moment in a video game. Or better yet, in the middle of a stream that's already loud to begin with. It'll be like the streamer competing with its chat to see who's louder.

[@maxthompson7107]

Great, now I'm imagining a new scenario for a video game on a DougDoug stream. Step 1: DougDoug sets up a system where the Twitch noises can be used in a video game that requires sound from a microphone to progress. Step 2: get a Fart Baron to open the fart gates. Step 3: all of the Fart Peasants use the fart noises provided to them. Step 4: the video game will have to process so many fart noises at once, it will have no choice but to instantly progress DougDoug forward. I believe this could work.