How Dumb People Argue

[@mayisaythatsasmashingblous5876]

"Don't argue with dumb people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."

[@roywempor8395]

But I can't never speak

[@facuantelo2228]

This video has convinced me that 2 + 2 is 5. It has presented very good arguments, specially the sassy one.

[@TeejayTurner]

I both love and hate this Neel. Everything about this is frustratingly accurate. Good work.

[@scottcameron174]

Was about to say the same thing tragic that many of these tactics are used to "argue" a point.

[@routtookc8064]

what there to hate? dont be dumb when you argue!?

[@Fierysaint1]

The only other argument going around is 2+2=22.

[@routtookc8064]

2,000 + 2,000 is 4,000....

[@Sadman511]

You could've just shown a still image of the Twitter bird and I think that would aptly fit the title as well.

[@EliasAnto]

The “my truth” types 🤣

[@KMR1776]

This is everyone. This explains the world.

[@amitjose3739]

thats because you have ToXIC maSCuliNIty

[@codystebbings97_7]

Every skit Neel does is just incredible honestly

[@basedrevolution1397]

Imagine having arguments... just weaponize actual weapons comrade.

[@chrisd3830]

Based...

[@Degenevesting]

I miss actual tankies at this point.

[@when_facts_speak]

Calculator : What about me ?? No one backed me up ..

[@joesamson26]

The calculator was invented by the illuminati.

[@spiffygonzales5899]

@@joesamson26 Oh my God an illuminati conspiracy theory? Can't you tell that you're being used? The REALITY is that calculators we're invented to force the British to stop selling T. No not Tea, the letter T! That's why the Enclave wanted to purge the muties. Mue-Ts!! God bless America. God bless... The Enclave.

[@joesamson26]

@@spiffygonzales5899 better believe it baby...dem damn lizard peoplez brah

[@spiffygonzales5899]

@@joesamson26 No. Don't say lizard people after I made a fall out reference. You'll give me "Fallout: the frontier" flashbacks 0-0

[@책쪼아먹는학헌]

Alright, hear me. Calculator has number 3, and there are a number of things that are related to 3, such as [BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH AND LATER] triangles, so CALCULATOR WAS AN ILUMINATE COMFIRN!!!!

[@FeanaroNoldoran]

"Agree to disagree, that's what I love about science."

[@babsgrayson8432]

ZACK!

[@JW-gw1ed]

This is the best video since Modern Educayshun

[@vincentdsouza8711]

That thing started me up on Neel..I love it✨

[@alpha9775]

Yea it really is. It's really good.

[@Isolanporzellator]

Now I can shoot down dumb arguments by just linking this instead of wasting my time arguing. Nice.

[@Julia-oe9xl]

Savage 😂

[@lucianjaeger1708]

Done it twice already Facebook removed it the second time 😂

[@Ran_Do]

Me pretending to understand this despite not being able to count past 0.

[@zimbabweking]

You left out: My freedom of speech allows me to believe 2+2 is 5.

[@JamesConnollyLives5353]

My big brother says 2+2=5 and he's older than you and could bash you easy

[@_gold_eye_2656]

the issue is nobody's gonna pull out objective sources of empirical evidence for things like social constructs, ideology, or politics, which is the most common argument people get into that gets toxic. also arguing with stupidity gets you nowhere.

[@pedrohenrique-et3fs]

you forgot the monologue about their passion and describing you as hitler using extremely vague points.

[@AlexSmith-gr4hp]

You forgot “don’t even think about it bro, just trust the experts. You know, like Trevor Noah and stuff (that guy is so funny)”

[@chrisppraefecti373]

Ah good ole appeal to authority fallacy.

[@splinterhood]

I know a guy whos argument is literally the progression of this video. He buffers each segue with awkward laughter.

[@davidcuthbertson7328]

This video made me so frustrated I couldn't finish it. Had to leave a like because it was so accurate

[@jdogstube]

I also have a collection of fridge magnets for plumbers and electricians.

[@abhishekray77]

If you can't convince them confuse them

[@alpha9775]

All these skits are actually really really good man damn. Keep it up.

[@KING-bt1tm]

You forgot the “it was revealed to me in a dream” type.

[@rc0ll18]

Appeal to Authority: "All mathematicians agree that 2+2=5. Are you a mathematician? Where did you get your degree? No you can't cite a source from that mathematician, he's not respected within the community and I don't care what his arguments are and I don't care that he went on Joe Rogan. You haven't told me where you got your mathematics degree from yet!"

[@ravingsofa...6]

An appeal to authority would be: Check out this guy. Him saying 2+2 = 5 is correct because he’s an mathematician despite it not being supported by mathematics.

[@matyasfekete8341]

You are the one appealing to authority. Just because he is a mathematician and went on Joe Rogan, doesn't mean he is right. Him being the only mathematician saying what he says is a pretty strong indicator that he is most likely wrong.

[@rc0ll18]

An appeal to authority is basing an argument on the basis that somebody more qualified made a claim as opposed to an informed examination of the evidence. Saying 2+2=4 on the basis that a mathematician went on Joe Rogan and said so is an appeal to authority. Denying the mathematician's claim on the basis that 2 mathematicians say 2+2=5 and no other argument is also an appeal to authority. Whether 2+2 equals 4 or 5 is based on evidence, not consensus. Expert opinion is useful to support and challenge ideas but not as the argument itself.

[@matyasfekete8341]

@@rc0ll18 That is true. However when most of the evidence points to one claim being true, then most mathematicians will be agreeing with it. Keep in mind that it is the minority of mathematicians that usually say 2+2=5. (Of course there are exceptions, but it is a good rule of thumb.) People do not become mathematicians to manipulate people into believing 2+2=5, so if they are wrong about an equation then it isn't on purpose and the miscalculation is usually recognised and corrected.

[@metalman_j]

@@matyasfekete8341 When many mathematicians have a conflict of interest due to their entanglements with "big math", and other mathematicians are afraid of having their math license revoked for disagreeing with the "mathematical consensus", then that "consensus" becomes a lot less trustworthy than many would like to believe it is.

[@thesea4120]

Freedom is freedom to say 2+2=5 if that is granted all else follows

[@wce4eva843]

'My Truth' types are the worst

[@boblast5564]

Absolutely genius Neal!!

[@Footrotflats251]

And they are usually busy yelling at the TV arguing if Emu export is better than VB

[@萩原蒼也]

This is so educational. This should be watched by all the people on earth; in the society where diversity is cherished, people tend to do this kind of thing.

[@JazukaiX]

How smart people argue: Portrays their opponent as the soy wojak while themselves as gigachad

[@TriggeredJelly]

Kindness over truth. Or belonging to a tribe over truth, with your tribe valuing kindness higher.

[@twangerrrrrr]

damn, i though 2+2 was 7

[@JamesConnollyLives5353]

2+2 (plus the power of the workers on meth) =7

[@MasalaMan]

Lol Can't help but think about that saying with the pigeon that shits all over the chess board.

[@djgroopz4952]

I ain't gonna lie, I've used some of these to get away with shit at work. 😆😂😆😂. You gotta say wut ya gotta say.

[@Sarcasmtomasksadness]

He honestly covered everyone lmfao

[@GameSuenden]

Jokes on you! Smart people do not argue with dumb people. :D

[@KnuckleHunkybuck]

Actually that's not true. It happens quite frequently.

[@oscar-ir3es]

ugh.

[@rds46]

Imma use some of these thanks

[@metalheadjake3339]

0:30 0:37 why is this something people say online yet never say in real life

[@AbsintheReverie]

What a surprise that so many of these sound like TRAs talking about TWAW.

[@enlightenedsoul8897]

KZbin/TikTok/Twitter/Facebook/ThoseNewsWebsiteCommentSections/Reddit in a nutshell when it comes to any sort of issue

[@tjsimo3637]

Incredible choice for an argument :')

[@sgtkamar0v682]

> barges into conversation > "2+2=5" > refuses to elaborate > leaves

[@punishedpinecone4772]

Yesterday I learned that people with an IQ below 90 can't actually understand conditional hypotheticals. I thought that was just a lame gaslighting tactic

[@spiffygonzales5899]

0:44 regardless of how true that is, two plus two will always be six.

[@johnradnell1381]

The choooonz in the background though haha

[@ksingh1208]

I have a gut feeling that this guy has done his brows.

[@jimmyrecard6021]

1:11 the same people who speak like this also believe in star signs.

[@brownpunk1794]

Half of australia..

[@jacko9293]

Nah trust me bro all of Australia

[@Master_J2375]

This needs a millions views

[@timhumphries7966]

Another classic

[@ridgewoodindie3563]

That’s exactly how i argue lol

[@nope1083]

I feel like you have been in a lot of these arguments Neel

[@shootingstar8057]

I've seen all of these tropes in the comment section of videos

[@davidmouzayek3764]

I haven’t experienced enough of many of these kinds. And I love a good debate 😜 even if I’m the only one enjoying it. Maybe cause I don’t know enough people, and that may be the reason

[@lucianjaeger1708]

Spend some time in the 7 news Facebook page comment sections you'll get all of those 😂

[@bluefungi]

If you want a good debate find someone you know good who isn't as immature as most the internet. Sorry but none of are your guys in this case. Unless it's a debate about which ice cream flavor is best than we all know it's chocolate. 😆

[@Knuckles2761]

My life - two plus two is five.

[@lazychill3112]

Ive always thought that it must suck to be stupid

[@forsakensavior7316]

Sometimes they even talk but nothing they say is even coherent or even resembles language lol

[@Mutantcy1992]

0:01 to 0:10 great listening for those trying to master the Aussie i sound

[@dsorangerpvpandpve]

People confuse opinion with facts nowadays.

[@SirPierreSe]

Spot on!

[@SercezNieba]

Kog dog rules!!! When is he coming back??

[@Margarinethebutterlover]

spot on Neel

[@sisitmae]

I have encountered most of them online I sincerely hoped they were trolling.

[@guysmiley4872]

Hahaha spot on, love this

[@archondoom]

Let me add another! The podcast listener or The debunker: "But if you listen to Roe Jogan, he had this brilliant scientist who used to work for BIG MATH come on his show and he debunks the myth that 2+2 is 4. He actually has some pretty good evidence to show that 2+2 is actually 5. Idk man, he sounds really smart and I believe him"

[@olliefoxx7165]

"Dam that Joe Rogan! He was super cool till that Dr came on and hurt my feelings. He said alot of stuff I couldn't be bothered researching on my own. YES, he told me to check with my own doctor and verify the facts myself but....um...I just don't like what he said."-----there, fixed it for ya

[@archondoom]

@@olliefoxx7165 are you replying to me? cuz I was talking about Roe Jogan not Joe Rogan. I don't know who that is

[@jagratrajrana]

Or just say mathematics is racist

[@Alynn312]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@udntknw001]

But metaphorically though, 2+2=5. 😂

[@KP-zd3hc]

Basically everyone in one liberal arts seminar at uni… omg…

[@vagga2u14]

Ad hominem attacks and violence are the go to of my friend group so uuhh I guess we're not the brightest.

[@diyasen9470]

2+2 is 'faav'.

[@poojatripathi222]

Whatever you say, "With Sass", is the most prominent one these days

[@eloimireault8401]

2 is not equal to 2,0. there is no precision about what comes after the coma. 2+2 could in fact be 2,3 + 2,4 which would make 4,7. by keeping the precision to +/- 1, we would see "2+2=5".

[@ozzybloke4830]

Awesome I'll swap ya 2 20 notes for a 50!

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

Hahaha blowing out of the water as usual

[@keeganmurphy1]

With sass 😂😂😂

[@yaseenmousa4441]

No way bro 😂😂😂 you summed up all of the ways that liberals argue in just a 3 minute video (except the tradition method). You deserve a Guinness world record 👏👏

[@miniwizard]

Snopes fact check: Does two plus two equal five? Mostly true.

[@piyu-utube]

Never thought I will agree that 2 plus 2 is five after watching a KZbin video.

[@localsocietymember7884]

Jono is a pretty smart bloke a prego Virgin told me

[@kylorenfred9254]

2 + 2 can equal 5 if we change what the '5' symbol means

[@idan654321]

literally 1984

[@rajatbisht7067]

Gut feeling

[@mrahim1342]

Ummm… 2+2 is 5 though. Great video but I wish you had used an actual logical equation it would’ve made the jokes a lot funnier.

[@Triplespeed0]

How is 2+2 5? Just out of interest

[@shinigandhi7565]

@@Triplespeed0 trust him bro

[@InternetMonster1]

@@Triplespeed0 Well it requires knowledge of thrembo, the number between 1 and 2. Thrembo is worth 1.52, thus pushing 2's value to 2.52. If you round down to 2.5 you will find that 2 +2 = 5. Make sense?

[@Sityu1991]

@@InternetMonster1 careful, that's an infohazard

[@thomassmart4088]

Did you just tell my friend that 2+2=4 ??!!! Because it sounded like it >:(

[@tekkaoz]

Gut feeling guy is like Neel is mixing his Indian accent with crazy chick.

[@54macdog]

Too true.

[@DigiWorldOne]

2:05 I dunno this mate Jonno is a GENIUS after all. Maybe he's right about 2+2=5. Can't argue that

[@justsomeguywithoutamustach6333]

Genius

[@slusheewolf2143]

2+2 does equal 5..... minus 1

[@geralinegreer9484]

1984 😊

[@FrederickObando]

On point!

[@His-Soldier]

Each is the same

[@Penguun]

Can't forget the spammer who just repeats themselves over and over and their whole strategy is to talk so long that you can't get a point in, jut repeating themselves You: "2+2=4" Them: "nah, 2+2=5, it equals 5, it's just five" You: "how ca-" Them: "ITS FIVE BRO, it's just five, you're wrong, you're wrong" You: "wh-" Them: "YOURE WRONG, your wrong, its five.."

[@dannydanny9875]

Quick Maths?

[@Josh-rn1em]

Big yikes 😂

[@bimli100]

brilliant

[@professornuke7562]

In my lived experience..........