Evolution of Basic Man

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Neel Kolhatkar

Neel Kolhatkar

Күн бұрын

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@kaif1016
@kaif1016 2 жыл бұрын
“Let me tell you about Bitcoin” killed me 💀💀💀 neel you never fail
@lucasraphaelpianegonda2058
@lucasraphaelpianegonda2058 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I died because this is me and I am 30.
@LUR1FAX
@LUR1FAX 2 жыл бұрын
My flat mate: **snorts ketamine** Mate, you're 22. You've gotta invest in Bitcoin, mate! And let me tell you about Elon Musk!"
@natty187
@natty187 2 жыл бұрын
Bitcoin for the boys, bitcoin for the boys
@ViolosD2I
@ViolosD2I 2 жыл бұрын
Though it seemed he actually made money with crypto which is a minority case.
@kaif1016
@kaif1016 2 жыл бұрын
@@ViolosD2I it’s more like someone before they invest being over excited about the concept of making money fast with Bitcoin
@jhitchcock5503
@jhitchcock5503 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing cooler than a man who's secure enough to make fun of himself. Btw, the 50-somethings getting divorced and going back to behaving like 14-year-olds is, sadly, accurate. Great work. Needed this laugh.
@VolkColopatrion
@VolkColopatrion 2 жыл бұрын
You seem to take a joke too seriously. Would you be able to say this about his video on women and those stereotypes?
@roywempor8395
@roywempor8395 2 жыл бұрын
Meh, he was right
@ucsucs3722
@ucsucs3722 2 жыл бұрын
I'd probably cease to exist instead of turning back into a 14-year old
@leosunaquamoon
@leosunaquamoon Жыл бұрын
​@VolkColopatrion Same goes for white women after divorce.
@Wagon_Lord
@Wagon_Lord 2 жыл бұрын
Woah Neel's a good actor. For a second there I really thought he lost his virginity before turning 25
@mrahim1342
@mrahim1342 2 жыл бұрын
Full fucking circle, love to see it. We’re witnessing true growth here people. It takes a special kind of person to start out as a weak little seedling and slowly grow into a strong healthy tree but imagine the kind of person it takes to go from seed to tree then back to seed. Certainly makes you think.
@FrederickObando
@FrederickObando 2 жыл бұрын
... or maybe he started out with the wisdom he had to wait till 50 to get ;)
@justbecause3187
@justbecause3187 2 жыл бұрын
It's more like a Greek Tragedy, it’s difficult to know whether to laugh or cry.
@AletheAce
@AletheAce 2 жыл бұрын
"I used to smoke weed and do nothing, now I snort cocaine and do everything" me
@huwguyver4208
@huwguyver4208 2 жыл бұрын
Loved those lines! I mean, loved that line!
@WarlockX4
@WarlockX4 2 жыл бұрын
"I read three books." Genius man.
@Snowie7826
@Snowie7826 2 жыл бұрын
1:19 Best line
@IveGotToast
@IveGotToast 2 жыл бұрын
It's a hell of a drug
@TheRealRusDaddy
@TheRealRusDaddy 2 жыл бұрын
“Where were you when i was 24?” Playing in their cribs lmao
@razzledazzlecheeseontoast9808
@razzledazzlecheeseontoast9808 2 жыл бұрын
A masterpiece of modern artistic expression
@bobicusalex3400
@bobicusalex3400 2 жыл бұрын
And then he tries to sell his scummy PUA courses online to younger men who don't know any better, under the guise of 'red pill'
@madamebkrt
@madamebkrt 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂
@EpicMRPancake
@EpicMRPancake 2 жыл бұрын
They say Gollum/Smeagol is unique for having a perfectly circular character arc. Neel has here perfectly represented the Gollum of our times lmao.
@britasha1194
@britasha1194 2 жыл бұрын
Accurate, there definitely is a funny pattern for many. though I would say you could to through all of these emotions within 1decade.
@P.Whitestrake
@P.Whitestrake 2 жыл бұрын
It's funny because it's true.
@reidowen6879
@reidowen6879 2 жыл бұрын
“We’re so lame”
@bign1667
@bign1667 2 жыл бұрын
I'll drink to that 🍻
@User-zy5io
@User-zy5io 2 жыл бұрын
Not true
@lllFeanorlll
@lllFeanorlll 2 жыл бұрын
He finally achieved enlightenment at 50
@rc0ll18
@rc0ll18 2 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to next week's "Evolution of Non Binary's"
@Moespeaks
@Moespeaks 2 жыл бұрын
The timelines are on point
@maximeanselot3007
@maximeanselot3007 2 жыл бұрын
There's room for evolution past the 50's. I hope there will be a sequel. I'm currently in the '' dontcheat-dontcheat'' I hope I stay strong hahaha
@TheSwirlyMango
@TheSwirlyMango 2 жыл бұрын
Bro, delete. They'll just dig through your google account for fuel to blow shit up.
@memyselfandi1300
@memyselfandi1300 2 жыл бұрын
It's funny because I have scrolled for a while and not seen a single comment (so far) where a guy took offense to this and trolled the comments section... But when you did that basic woman one....
@felix-pf9mt
@felix-pf9mt 2 жыл бұрын
woahhh dude that's an oddly specific thing to do, a bit of hate directed towards a gender you're supposedly in to (???) are u ok or got a bit of biased rage there...
@MeetMyGreenBud7
@MeetMyGreenBud7 2 жыл бұрын
@@felix-pf9mt he is right. In general women have less sense of humor than men, and also take themselves more seriously, it’s a ego thing. And before you start crying, I said in GENERAL.
@marcelloberry6829
@marcelloberry6829 2 жыл бұрын
I love how it comes full circle
@JohnSmith-rr3jt
@JohnSmith-rr3jt 2 жыл бұрын
LOL "I did a precautionary cheat", amazing
@DanielHatchman
@DanielHatchman 2 жыл бұрын
I said to my girlfriend 'I wonder if this is just going to be the evlution of Neel?' Neel says the first line... me: *laughs 'yep'
@SkerikIsBae
@SkerikIsBae 2 жыл бұрын
the transition from 17 - 24, from party fiend to "i just dont do anything and smoke weed" fuck its so true, except im turning 22 so its happening to young to me i burned myself out nooooo. Can't wait to turn 30 and do everything but snort cocaine sounds lit af man xD
@theblacklakes9351
@theblacklakes9351 Жыл бұрын
1:31 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!
@GMMReviews
@GMMReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Very accurate. I specifically miss being 24.
@MasterOfManyMuffins
@MasterOfManyMuffins 2 жыл бұрын
This hits to close to home. I´m a basic man.
@the_merc9918
@the_merc9918 2 жыл бұрын
It all starts and ends with the kitchen. Gold
@dlugi4198
@dlugi4198 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like I'm speedrunning this, yet I'm skipping most of steps
@killerbite_
@killerbite_ 2 жыл бұрын
"all i do is sit artound and smoke weed and not much else" yup.... work and smoking.... what a life...
@itookallthenames
@itookallthenames 2 жыл бұрын
Peterson bit killed me
@jradfole93
@jradfole93 10 ай бұрын
“I used to do nothing and smoke weed, now I do everything and snort cocaine”, best quote! 😆
@pandorasbox1658
@pandorasbox1658 2 жыл бұрын
Ah! The life cycle! It’s a beautiful thing to behold.
@jayjayx5x1
@jayjayx5x1 2 жыл бұрын
Full circle, I love it.
@ZombieSazza
@ZombieSazza 2 жыл бұрын
“I’ve read 3 books…” Oh god, don’t do THAT, some of those feminist books are actually nuts
@Snowie7826
@Snowie7826 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine someone's whose entire understanding of women is from Fight Like a Girl 😅
@nelsonphillips
@nelsonphillips 2 жыл бұрын
Now read Jordan Peterson and you will be completely broken. 😀👍
@AkiRa22084
@AkiRa22084 2 жыл бұрын
@@nelsonphillips *repaired
@cranknlesdesires
@cranknlesdesires 2 жыл бұрын
@@AkiRa22084 *broken but you think your alright fighting the good fight against the dragon that is chaos
@AkiRa22084
@AkiRa22084 2 жыл бұрын
@@cranknlesdesires Clean your room, since you seem you could use it. JP's words helped me a lot when my brother died.
@joaoballan2080
@joaoballan2080 2 жыл бұрын
jordan peterson does make some good points
@ruffrider2626
@ruffrider2626 2 жыл бұрын
Never seen your stuff before. This was ridiculously accurate. Maybe this should be in the Documentary section?
@rothbardfreedom
@rothbardfreedom 2 жыл бұрын
"This is funny because it's true" Sheldon Cooper
@jaegergames7042
@jaegergames7042 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, this is a vibe.
@LifexNick
@LifexNick 2 жыл бұрын
Where can I find the music in the song used at the end of the video?
@TheGreedyWolf
@TheGreedyWolf 2 жыл бұрын
Age 25 is the first thing that Niel said after he grew his beard
@mixstardust429
@mixstardust429 2 жыл бұрын
I mean this is sadly accurate.
@User-zy5io
@User-zy5io 2 жыл бұрын
It's not accurate at all
@shouldb.studying4670
@shouldb.studying4670 2 жыл бұрын
So much to look forward to! 🤣
@justsomeusername6804
@justsomeusername6804 2 жыл бұрын
This video scares me man
@antzpantz
@antzpantz 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, Facebook has been around for 36 years!
@skoosc
@skoosc 2 жыл бұрын
Post-divorce wife-beater and sunnies combo, lmao
@User-zy5io
@User-zy5io 2 жыл бұрын
Losing V card at 16? Damn I'm virgin at 20 turning 21
@ResearchTemple
@ResearchTemple 2 жыл бұрын
LOL smoke weed and do nothing - YOU GOT THAT ONE RIGHT !!! 100% LOL
@SteamedBunX
@SteamedBunX 2 жыл бұрын
damn, men slowly devolving from their 40s is so funny lol
@charles4283
@charles4283 2 жыл бұрын
‘She dumped me and I cried and then she took me back and then she went out with her friends and dumped me again’ hate people that change their opinions entirely based on what their friends say
@felix-pf9mt
@felix-pf9mt 2 жыл бұрын
well i guess her friends talked some sense into her
@swagshitol1603
@swagshitol1603 2 жыл бұрын
I luv the kogdog song its so fuking accurate
@n3gi_
@n3gi_ 2 жыл бұрын
Basic men don't have a body count of 100
@jsmorritt
@jsmorritt 2 жыл бұрын
Man, uncanny timing with the different stages… just haven’t reached 40 yet lol 😂
@Norrieification
@Norrieification 2 жыл бұрын
The progression of the stages matches me well also... Only I started at 27 :( ah well, 32 now and they've mostly been good years :).
@oscarfranklinbailey
@oscarfranklinbailey 2 жыл бұрын
the Jordan Peterson bit 😭
@routtookc8064
@routtookc8064 2 жыл бұрын
thats a lot of steps
@tobangafeufeu
@tobangafeufeu 2 жыл бұрын
NEEL I NEED THE SONG AT THE END!!!!
@alwaysanoutsider
@alwaysanoutsider 2 жыл бұрын
spot on!
@ercaid66
@ercaid66 2 жыл бұрын
This is pure genius
@mrhenk007
@mrhenk007 2 жыл бұрын
Full circle, nice
@alegh4008
@alegh4008 2 жыл бұрын
This is so good man 😂
@jaylinsa
@jaylinsa 2 жыл бұрын
Taking a cross-section and making it longitudinal.
@jakubekch.3621
@jakubekch.3621 2 жыл бұрын
Shit... I'm 9 years ahead of schedule
@intergalacticdegengypsy6135
@intergalacticdegengypsy6135 2 жыл бұрын
so glad i'm not a "basic" man! i was early on the kids and late on bitcoin, haha! (jokes, we aren't late on btc, buy the dip!! please, buy the dip...)
@timhumphries7966
@timhumphries7966 2 жыл бұрын
Circle of life baby yeah haha 😂
@Domefossil
@Domefossil 2 жыл бұрын
This and the female version should be renamed 'Chronicling the descent of Westerners into a Mental Health Crisis in Just One Generation'
@gosling4391
@gosling4391 2 жыл бұрын
0:54 Poetry
@ultimatenutcase666
@ultimatenutcase666 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha love the full circle
@Wotsits1012
@Wotsits1012 2 жыл бұрын
As a 15 year old male, I can confirm that we all talk like we'd be consuming helium
@Competitive_Antagonist
@Competitive_Antagonist 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he punches in all directions, like joking how the media can sometimes portray men, to idiot men expressing mgtow ideology.
@Cynane27
@Cynane27 2 жыл бұрын
Love this mate
@AhmedMustafa-wb5ll
@AhmedMustafa-wb5ll 2 жыл бұрын
Can you put the link for the outro song?
@watch-Dominion-2018
@watch-Dominion-2018 11 ай бұрын
brilliant 🤣
@guy_bello
@guy_bello 2 жыл бұрын
Full circle🤣🤣🤣
@SkLLzDaTkLLs
@SkLLzDaTkLLs 2 жыл бұрын
Oof, there were a few hits on me there. A lot of misses but definitely some hits. WP
@andreaspatsalides1914
@andreaspatsalides1914 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like I skipped everything and went straight to 29yo since I was 18
@Ran_Do
@Ran_Do 2 жыл бұрын
AGE 27: "Forward defence"
@dylansmith2324
@dylansmith2324 2 жыл бұрын
Lost it at I’m not responsible, well I am for 100
@BTChanOSRS
@BTChanOSRS 2 жыл бұрын
30 my favourite
@CooperHudgins
@CooperHudgins 2 жыл бұрын
Age 17 was literally me when I was 17.
@nostalgiaof98
@nostalgiaof98 2 жыл бұрын
Alright... what about those who turned out like Travis Bickle
@yme3267
@yme3267 2 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume I've been on a date or kissed a girl 🤷‍♂️😂 🤔
@dbmdrums1105
@dbmdrums1105 2 жыл бұрын
Gogog eoeg for life man👌👌👌👌
@nikiparamonov5419
@nikiparamonov5419 2 жыл бұрын
This man is like the simpsons
@ScubesFTW
@ScubesFTW 2 жыл бұрын
I wish this was me. Im this guy but sadder.
@SSchithFoo
@SSchithFoo 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha 15 = 50
@maz1699
@maz1699 2 жыл бұрын
0:04
@maz1699
@maz1699 2 жыл бұрын
0:03
@liamanderson6424
@liamanderson6424 2 жыл бұрын
the feminist get rekt vids are still certified hood classics even tho gro up bro like
@SociologistEugenFitzherbert
@SociologistEugenFitzherbert 2 жыл бұрын
niceo bro, nice cycle bro
@MrDeeJayzee
@MrDeeJayzee 2 жыл бұрын
im legit 24 and dont do anything anymore
@jutisa9912
@jutisa9912 2 жыл бұрын
Mad stuf bruz
@motorsportfan1246
@motorsportfan1246 2 жыл бұрын
Based Neel
@Tykjepelk
@Tykjepelk 2 жыл бұрын
i like your cat
@truediamant777
@truediamant777 2 жыл бұрын
You know.... Maybe he just read the next 30 years for someone here... Implying me
@luketownsend391
@luketownsend391 2 жыл бұрын
love it
@timmylittle2406
@timmylittle2406 2 жыл бұрын
Damn, have you been spying on me. Only difference is that I am 49 and still married. Just need the last kid to graduate and go live their own life. Then she can have EVERYTHING. I am done with women. After the last 15yrs I can honestly say I dont desire to have any in my life.
@rhyswestbury763
@rhyswestbury763 2 жыл бұрын
YOU’RE THE BEST!!
@gutterziswin
@gutterziswin 2 жыл бұрын
So I'm still 24?
@davidlee-michaels9430
@davidlee-michaels9430 Жыл бұрын
Men with a body count of over 100 is not a 'gotcha', men and women are not the same.
@dragonlord595
@dragonlord595 2 жыл бұрын
The boy's
@geodav5700
@geodav5700 2 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha _ ha ha...
@christianosorio6056
@christianosorio6056 Жыл бұрын
😂
@guysmiley4872
@guysmiley4872 2 жыл бұрын
Frightening accurate… kind Regards a 43 yo man
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