How EARLY Humans Conquered the World...

[@Am-tj6xc]

In Albanian we also call our children Mother and Father as well. I think it is with how express ourselves. Like parents would say "shpirit I mamit/babit" which translates to Mother's/Father's soul. It's an affectionate way of calling to your child to let them know you're everything to your parents. We also say "Të keqen mami ty" probably a shortening of "të marsha të keqen" which means something like "May I take your bad luck" or "the bad things that would happen to you may they happen to me instead."

[@CommunistRacoon]

Albanian is a beautiful language.

[@JmMateo933]

Interesting

[@dkin7685]

Oh i am surprised by it too, cos in bangla too, not only parents but strangers too we refer to children as "maa"(mother) and baba(father). However its not only reserved for children but for very senior citizens we refer to them as maa and baba. I thought bangla was the only one language in the world who did it to show respect as i havent seen it in any other indian languages. My parents still call me baba in my 20s and i love it 😊

[@okram2k]

And here in the united states we call them little shits

[@thepersonwiththemask]

Similar in Turkish, mothers would say “annecim” fathers would say “babacim, pretty much anyone older than you could do that. It directly translates to my mother but its more like a possesive way

[@filus05]

thousands and millions are not interchangeable Drew, the map uses thousands only.

[@PAINNN666]

History according to americans)

[@seaniverson7870]

lol

[@tetradekagon]

Lol

[@HoreaUrsu]

It is an imposter drew

[@thecommenterr]

Ok

[@kugsyy]

“Mozambique” as he points at Namibia 2:56

[@Polish-Phoenician]

3:01

[@veryrigged8178]

Looks like drew needs to brush up on his geography knowledge

[@Goldpulse29]

And he thought the square over Cyprus was Israel

[@JudeMarquezgaming]

I got so mad over that

[@SicMvndvsCreatvsEst8]

Everytime Drew said "million" in that human expansion map, it hurt my soul.

[@KiraiKatsuji]

Same

[@nekafersi6908]

Tbf the out of africa theory was debunked a few years ago, so not like it matters much.

[@MrTrees-nd1pi]

@@nekafersi6908 what?

[@highqualitygrunt8195]

​@@nekafersi6908 wait what

[@Martin4400]

​@@nekafersi6908*S o u r c e?*

[@DavidBennettPiano]

3:22 bike helmets basically make a life or death difference if you get knocked off by a car! A friend of mine was knocked off his bike by some uninsured driver and only survived due to the helmet on his head. Always wear a helmet!

[@stefanoraz27]

no way ur watching drew durnil too, also I live in Indonesia where majority of people doesn't wear bike helmet anyway, almost all of my friends who go to school by bike doesn't even wear helmet and we're fine

[@qwerty_asdf]

Are we just going to ignore the fact that the Netherlands is underwater from 5:15 to 6:20

[@osmartelosdasilva9734]

I was searching for anyone saying that and it took me almost 10min lol

[@danr4396]

The ocean got its revenge.

[@ylette]

No one was willing to defend them from the ocean.

[@MrImmers]

​@@ylette no need we got that covered...🤣😂🤣

[@jamesrobloxgamer0196]

petition for drew to make a singapore triangle plushie ( day 37 )

[@UlyseesSGrantGaming]

I shall sign your petition

[@MCHNCLgoosecat]

​@@UlyseesSGrantGaming same

[@johnburn8031]

Agreed 🙋🏻‍♂️

[@erikmensinga]

🇸🇬 but triangle

[@Zer0_2199]

And an israel cube and a strange nepal thing

[@Alias_Anybody]

So according to Drew men and dinosaurs totally coexisted.

[@CzechMirco]

"Thousands, millions, who cares" - Drew

[@snomcultist189]

Moçambique

[@catgaming357]

its not drew

[@davidtran9455]

@@catgaming357you’re right that’s the imposter

[@Gohka]

Technically we always coexisted with dinosaurs, even now. They just were already birds by then lol.

[@dillongamer1131]

5:15 has nobody noticed that the Netherlands just got sank into the ocean

[@dorcinka]

I noticed

[@noname2.]

The ocean consumed them

[@BaluBrew]

About the mom thing around 8:40 In Hungary it is pretty usual to say "kisanyám" - literally translates to "my little mother" - to little girl referring to their future motherhood. It is mostly used within close family and maybe when an old person meets the child of someone.

[@StuffandThings_]

Its crazy how the human colonization dates for Mozambique and Madagascar differ by two orders of magnitude, despite the proximity. The Seychelles are even crazier, its more like 3 orders of magnitude.

[@wojtekpolska1013]

11:41 New Zealand is actually pretty crazy, it was only discovered in around 1320, but back then only a small amount of polynesians (now Maori) settled there, the europeans only discovered it in 1642, making it the last major landmass to be discovered by humans

[@tetradekagon]

“The last major landmass to be discovered by humans” Antartica: hold my beer

[@benjaminallen3493]

6:17 RIP Netherlands July 26, 1581-April 17, 2023 “We fought hard against the sea, but we always knew, someday, we would lose the war.” It sank into the ocean

[@DaGreenCat_]

5:58 If such thing happened, the Netherlands would cease to exist (as if 2019)

[@BaluBrew]

ocean level rose by 1cm and erased the country :D

[@noahvandenberg3637]

5:44 For some reason, the maker of this map decided to remove the Netherlands...

[@no_name4796]

Get new zeleand'd you filthy dutch and your perfect society with perfect bike paths

[@brenno923]

The map maker is making that map for future people

[@dillongamer1131]

That's what I said lol

[@dewin50]

10:30 Yes Drew, we made it to morocco 30million years ago

[@VistaMaps]

5:50 the Netherlands fully sunk, the water won

[@samuelb-1406]

9:21 Drew is really displaying his Alabamian heritage.

[@p1nek0ne.2]

Drew, there isn't anything lost in translation. Here, in Bugaria, mothers will ask their child ,,Mom, are you all right?'' (Добре ли си, мамо?).

[@ced1244]

But why though?

[@alphareat]

​@@ced1244 when we are todlers they use mother for calling us as mother, father, etc. Because they are trying to teach how we shoul call them. Then it goes like that i think. (At least in Turkey)

[@alphareat]

​@@ced1244 now i have a nephew and i call him uncle trying to teach who am i

[@iamgreatalwaysgreat8209]

​@@alphareat Stupid process.

[@ChrisGamingNL333]

The NATO defending map is the first man I've seen where my home country of the Netherlands is missing

[@mynthie2576]

4:06 sad Uruguay sounds

[@its_dey_mate]

The bit with parents calling their kids mother or father is like a very affectionate way to talk to your kids, it is like saying "darling" but switching it with your "position" (which does makes better sense in the language, I never really thought about how it sounded in English) and I say "position" because as was said in the meme, in Bulgaria it works with practically any elder relative, mothers, fathers, grandmas and grandpas, aunts and uncles so on. Yeah, think translating it to "my darling" in your head if you are ever confused is the way to go.

[@gidi3250]

10:27 ah yes, everything is in thousands of years and suddenly going to Morocco is in the millions of years. And again with the bearing straight taking millions of years to cross when everything else on the map takes thousands of years.

[@merlinthefrenchie]

Well the map is outdated since we found fossiles in Morocco from 300,000 years ago. That completely rewrite everything we thought about Human migrations.

[@logansymmes2193]

When Drew called Namibia Mozambique, a small part of me died.

[@housesports000]

6:15 Do not let this take away from the fact that the Netherlands is just gone

[@NotKnafo]

5:22 the netherlands has sunk

[@wojtekpolska1013]

12:10 in Poland, we don't even have the culture of "high school stadiums", and honestly i still don't really get... why would anyone? why would you want to watch some random kids play on a stadium lol. we got fields to play soccer, basketball, etc. but there are no seats for viewers, you are lucky if there is a bench or two there lol. also usually they are open-air, and public use, so after PE lessons end, anyone who wants is free to play there

[@Blashphemous_Immortal]

I ducking love how malaysia is depicted as a tapir. Its such an underated animal

[@aidynsbestyoutubemoments]

3:49 the green stands for Catholics the orange stands for Protestants and the white stands for the hope for peace between catholics and Protestants

[@Hugo_Mendez]

10:47 And that’s why aboriginal Taiwanese of the pre-colonization were more similar to Madagascar aboriginals than to Chinese people

[@fearisdelicious]

13:27 “wait does this team hate themselves” omg wow i hate myself too we have so much in common

[@squidwardfromua]

7:42 I'd definitely watch country furries

[@William_William_]

4:28, tow years ago I had a bike crash and broke my arm. Based off of the scratches on my helmet we realised that if I wasn’t wearing a helmet then I would’ve broken my skull and most likely died. So yes drew, a helmet will save you.

[@no_name4796]

Except that what really save lives when biking, is making bike lanes more safe, not making bike helment mandatory. In the netherland basically everyone rides a bike (the dutch have a huge bike ownership pro capita) and they also have the least amount of cyclist deaths in the world Plus i am pretty sure living in a car centric city, is way more dangerous then not wearing an helmet

[@gidi3250]

​@@no_name4796 depends on what your doing, if you are just riding into town to go to a shop or school sure, but that's not always the case.

[@JmMateo933]

Good to know

[@no_name4796]

@@gidi3250 yeah, if you live in a car dependent city you probably need it, which makes exactly my point. the problem aren't bikes, but that cars are everywhere, and other mode of trasportation have wayyyyyyyy less reserved space. and even reserved space gets often invaded by idiots in car.

[@MrImmers]

​@@no_name4796 you should wear a helmet permanently in America... Even when riding in a car...

[@TheRezro]

Madagaskar was unexplored due to currents. They flow from the isle south, pushing away any early sea boat. So it wasn't until relatively modern sailing methods, when going toward wind become possible.

[@lazerchicken6416]

2:40 "mozamique"

[@jackiehouse6019]

I can just imagine being the people who found Hawaii, "Bro! There's like 5 more island over here!" until they found all 137

[@Murpedits420]

1:10 After drew said this I imediatly knew that it was definitely the imposter drew because real drew wouldn't accept that people live in Wyoming

[@classeontop7403]

6:00 Can we all appreciate that Netherlands is still here and is not fully submerged XD

[@faresalhawaj9936]

People in Kuwait sometimes call their kids "mom" and "dad" but they also take it a step further in that uncles call their nieces or nephews "my uncle"'!

[@Himadri_Shekhar_Das]

It's also common in india , My uncle is also call me "uncle" 😅 , it's funny though 🤣

[@astk5214]

9:00 my mon does it with my little sister, my sister says: I love you mom! Mom says something like: ohh mom you're so cute

[@ThopazProductions]

4:58 also thesouthern cross on the aussie and kiwi flags

[@Innerdeamons]

Literally every time I see Montana on a map I get so excited. (Because I live in a rural part of the state)😅

[@Cotito77]

2:57 "we have Mozambique" *Points at Namibia*

[@Constantinople12]

Namibia becoming Mozambique now

[@ironshrek88]

@10:30 Yes, we rode to Morocco on the backs of Tyrannosaurs Rexes

[@dookiebros1775]

Drew: makes fun of infographics for their inaccurate thumbnails. Also Drew: Forgets Australia and New Zealand

[@lbear4292]

The audacity that the Netherlands was just not on the would defend map

[@KingK-687]

Ikr

[@davedegoeij9721]

5:15 why has the sea swallowed The Netherlands on the maps? 💀

[@DMPTV]

Nobody is willing to defend us. The sea is our protector.

[@jacked4080]

6:25 they left out netherland on that map.

[@NicholasKohen]

Turkey coming up with the most cursed words 🗿

[@nutsi3]

We in Australia wear helmets to keep the mosys (mosquitos) out

[@21Kyzix12]

For the situation in the far east, Japan is sharpening a sword, so I think that is supposed to represent that recently the government has announced a massive increase to military spending.

[@architecthor48]

2:57 Are we just gonna ignore bro said "mozambique" ☠

[@imcashyear]

At 9:40 with those countries its like the kid says dad and the dad says yes dad?

[@Reik_Kregar]

6:05, bro where the Netherlands at

[@penguinmaster2423]

2:56 ah yes the great panhandle state of Mozambique

[@tozzasque]

Here in Italy we do address our child as "mother", but in a weird way, for example in the sentence "how are you?", we say "come stai, a mamma?", in the meaning of "dillo a mamma", "tell your mum".

[@gabrielleite8029]

Same thing here in brazil.

[@MomotheToothless]

"It was always a matter of time" Shhh don't tell Drew about Country Dogs.

[@frustationoverloaded5976]

2:58 ah yes, Mozambique chilling on west African coast lol.

[@romanempirelolfn]

"union jack copyright" got me rolling on the floor💀

[@Okaz_]

5:29 LOL THE NETHERLANDS LOST THE BATTLE WITH THE SEA

[@Liggliluff]

(13:30) More sports, maybe even more countries.

[@Gohka]

Reading the comments, I can't believe how prevalent this whole calling your kids mum/dad thing is. Here in the UK I have never experienced anything like that.

[@w3aponex870]

11:24 it was actually roughly 40 thousand years ago

[@SlayinXD]

Drew : Mozambique **points at Namibia**

[@jennifermatthes4030]

At 6:20 you can see that the Netherlands doesn’t exist

[@ManateeOnRye]

Meanwhile as someone who was hit by a car and the helmet saved their life by sacrificing itself I swear by em

[@Liggliluff]

Exactly. People who refuse helmet when they bike are like people who refuse seatbelt when they drive. It's a safety feature that doesn't do anything most of the time. But it is there for a reason.

[@alexep1c]

2:56 That’s Cyprus Drew. I live there and it’s mandatory

[@breadpitt1635]

Drew literally told Namiba Mozambique

[@marschadownium]

13:15. In the Netherlands if you fall off your bike it is a skill issue.

[@larmeedls]

skull issues

[@voltsp288]

​@@larmeedls damn true

[@djkaibaxter419]

Australia also has the Southern Cross star constellation on its flag, that also is what makes it religious.

[@djkaibaxter419]

@Darth Bulldog Its also called 'cross' specifically for religious reasons.

[@C.L.Animations]

Petition for drew to make a Switzerland,Austria and Liechtenstein plush ( Day 1 )

[@alphareat]

when we are todlers they use mother for calling us as mother, father, etc. Because they are trying to teach how we shoul call them. Then it goes like that i think.(at least in Turkey)

[@alphareat]

I call my nephew uncle for example

[@nemo3259]

6:19 looks like seaweed land is under water now

[@Kiwi______]

5:27 i guess the Netherlands didn’t exist in 2019

[@riley3087]

Ah yes, "mozambique"

[@cani-stay-withyou3406]

5:27 *gasps in Finnish awe* the German public would defend us!? *teary eyed* No but seriously, this made my day :) Edit: THE FRENCH WOULD DEFEND US TOO?! (*°o°*)! Edit 2: the Brits too?? ＾∇＾ Edit 3: the Americans too ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ This really made my day, thank you!

[@geekyball]

Lol good for you

[@SirusFIN]

torilla tavataan!

[@cani-stay-withyou3406]

@@SirusFIN eyyyy, siel siis!

[@FriedrichBarb]

It shouldnt be surprising, Europeans must and will always stick together in times of crisis, and despite all the dark History are also many many examples of European unity for the common good to prove this in History so

[@trextimes9918]

Netherlands couldn't defend finland.

[@Zalkras]

A, yes, the big Namibian field of Mozambique! 2:56

[@frustationoverloaded5976]

10:30 only 30 M! Dude that's 30K and that's insane

[@NIGHT_OWL551]

8:35 Oh crap this happens in my country Bangladesh

[@Liggliluff]

(3:10) Dutch people when it comes to helmets have the same attitude as people who refuse to wear seatbelts in cars. Sure, you technically don't need it 99% of the time. But that moment where it could save your life or reduce your injuries ... you're probably still not wanting to have it.

[@MrImmers]

5:00 funny thing, the Netherlands are in the ocean.... When a war breaks out we dutchies are flooded instead of saved...

[@harambe_is_the_greatest]

Petition for drew to draw every flag in under 4 hours (day 2)

[@stefano_etrusco]

Drew, those numbers are thousand years, not millions

[@Airblade101]

I live in Japan. Almost nobody wears helmets when they're riding a bike and the police never say anything.

[@BradleyOsborn]

with loving kindness

[@fingolfinthefirsthighkingo823]

"we have Mozambique" points to Namibia

[@lazerchicken6416]

LMAO

[@LUNE.44]

He said that right after calling Cyprus "Israel"

[@solartree4189]

He did fix his mistake after a few seconds

[@thecommenterr]

Lol

[@landonmaugeri2932]

As an Indiana resident I appreciate the recognition of my existence

[@noname2.]

6:21 the Netherlands has finally be consumed by the ocean

[@AmericaIsACountry]

When I read the title of this video, I thought that it was about Drew explaining the Ancient Apocalypse "Theory"

[@createdforthemoment6740]

I have been knocked off my bike by a car, the car itself hurt, but I fell and my head hit the concrete hard. I was wearing a helmet and it broke but my head didnt. Thats why you wear a helmet.

[@DwAboutItManFr]

Brazil also has reverse kinship!

[@Rugaard_]

6:17 is we just gonna ignore that the Netherlands has been flowded on these maps?

[@marschadownium]

Impossible. We’re just going to make some extra dams

[@isaiahhamilton813]

WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE TRENCHES WITH THIS ONE 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🥶 🥶 🥶 🥶 🥶 🥶 🥶 💯💯💯💯💯

[@HEHEHAHAW]

Wot?

[@tomjohnston3914]

Naughty naughty Drew. My friend was hit by a bus and survived because of his helmet. Helmet was shattered into like a thousand pieces and he had reconstructive surgery over like 4 years, but he wasn’t ooofed.

[@diaress]

Petition for Drew to make a Bavaria Ball Plushie (Day 1)

[@Joseekins]

The use of helmets is if you fall off a bike or a hill, you might hit your head at the end. Helmets prevent that from happening.

[@holykebabempire]

Petition for Drew Durnil to collab with Druuuwu *Day 10*

[@aarondutsch5583]

6:23 rip 🇳🇱

[@aarondutsch5583]

You 6:19 I meant

[@aarondutsch5583]

No you

[@Federalrepublicofsprout7263]

5:24 looks like Germany wouldnt defend Netherlands from the ocean 💀