How Elden Ring Bosses feel about the Player

[@igorkostic6684]

"Strong black foe ahead, Try police" lmao

[@shadowagent7361]

I died when I saw that message XD

[@axeking3440]

LMFAOOO

[@Altarcrosss]

Appraisals 9284

[@shawnmarcum8078]

Winner of best comment ever.

[@menkaragamble8175]

@@Altarcrosss should have been 911 appraisals xD

[@BathingInAcheron]

"Why are you disturbing MY WALL STARING?!" and "You medieval bitch!" Are my favorite lines

[@hallo23779]

666 likes

[@shadowmomochiuchiha6839]

999 likes rip juice wrld

[@kaize666]

"Are you lock on targeting me?" Was my favorite

[@Mega_D_]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vienkss]

That’s the cleanest conversation with the devil I’ve ever heard.

[@cliffordjackson3]

FACTS.

[@LoopyDreamz775]

True 😂

[@regayudafitra6236]

The devil also polite

[@buckleupteddy]

@26 Mic ew a bot

[@stevenbrown1762]

Well there is a video of God having a talk when the the devil. That's the realist convo tbh

[@brownbiscuit4254]

The part where he says, “I went back to doing completely normal human stuff”. And it changes to a scene of him staring into a wall killed me 😂💀

[@Pinkkittie5006]

Totally normal stuff

[@nathanw796]

So you’re telling me you don’t wall stare? 👀

[@sleepysombre4307]

😭

[@mithril1584]

Brown biscuit is a bot, they don’t wall stare.

[@mrmadphilosopher2043]

Me too!

[@Melvilln]

“Ima send him to god literally”, that line was phenomenal lmfao

[@godofcombat3113]

3:55 facts the way he said "God" was lit

[@petrakurnia6772]

"I WILL SEND U TO JESUS"

[@elkc4355]

😂😂

[@Erudito_Ra]

Admin privileges activate.

[@miguellorenzomalabed3754]

Actually a smart idea from mr devil. if god can't turn off the tarnished's infinite lives then he's bound to lose at some point. dark souls players are just that stubborn.

[@Marhathor]

I just appreciate how Morgott stood in the doorway to the Erdtree for probably a very long time, awaiting the player, just so he could have a dramatic entrance. What a guy.

[@halcyon6098]

Peaking over to see if youre coming.. Then him snickering to himself...hehehe.. Just to get messed up and in desperation rip off the head of a dragon and graft it to himself... Sore loser .

[@Marhathor]

...but that's Godrick.

[@Muchinoi]

@@Marhathor Did you just reply to your comment 8 months later saying "but that's godrick"???

[@Marhathor]

@@Muchinoi Nah, there's 2 hints that say otherwise. 1. Godrick was never near the Erdtree. 2. At least on my device, it said there were 3 replies (before this one). Someone replied, I corrected them, they deleted their reply.

[@Muchinoi]

​@@Marhathor I see. Hint 1 doesn't necessarily give enough information to make a good conclusion and hint 2 does not appear the same on my device. Especially since nobody was tagged in your reply, making it seem even further like you had just replied to yourself, and so I just asked to satisfy my curiosity, is all. Good day!

[@ignisspiritustenebris7137]

This is for sure how Radahn felt. I bet he was like "why is this festival so long?!"

[@weaver3636]

Was Radahn alive by the time we challenged him?

[@Naarii14]

@@weaver3636 barely.

[@UltimateTrish117]

@@weaver3636 Mentally no. Physically yea

[@GriFFonRec4]

@@weaver3636 He was a legend attending his own funeral.

[@keztannis6848]

@@weaver3636 Lights were on, but nobody was home.

[@kamikazelemming1552]

"WHAT DID I EVER DO?!" shouts Godrick, as he grafts another corpse onto his ass.

[@quentinreeb9012]

The way that one punching barrage was edited actually looked very cool

[@RenaiMaster08]

Yeah, that dempsey roll is really well made

[@obiforcegd3437]

Yeah, ippo thought him good

[@FollowerOfChristJesus-h7v]

My guy wasn't even editing, he's just that fast...

[@saltypepper8514]

You think that was editing! Psh!

[@quentinreeb9012]

@@saltypepper8514 Damn how could I 🤣 The crime of underestimating Cilvanis

[@JP12345]

4:10 "Strong black foe ahead, try police" Jesus Christ that one caught me off guard

[@michaelkean5969]

the reason the Player is the most dangerous thing in a souls universe is because they have the ultimate ability to trap the boss into a Dr strange style never ending cycle. the player character is used to the eternal suffering of dying over and over but the Boss having to spend eternity just killing the same person over and over again without any change would be truly torture for it.

[@5stargrim]

Alternatively: the Player has learned helplessness, and they’re about to teach every boss what it means.

[@gustavofs390]

No! the real reason the Player is the most dangerous thing in dark souls is his ultimate skill: backflip

[@Angelm-le7lw]

Yeah and it’s crazy too though like there’s other tarnished out there which could do the same thing. But our player character is just the one to be determined enough (mentally deranged) to actually attempt and succeed at killing these beings hundreds of time for power

[@fratut]

That's exactly why I like to enjoy tough and cool bosses as much as I can because after I beat them, they are gone until the next playthrough :)

[@emismpunk]

@@5stargrim The Gods have seen fit for me to live another day…as such I’m determined to make it everyone else’s problem! - The player

[@danielawesome36]

"Why are you disturbing my wall staring!" Sums up every fromsoft boss ever.

[@johnhallow]

2:03 "I went back to doing completely normal human stuff" LOLLL

[@Gwydkid2003]

I do that all the time too :D the walls are very white and bumpy.

[@ayorandom4506]

@@Gwydkid2003 🤨

[@holofech9744]

"alright, boom. So after I turned this man from a solid to a gas" fuck that got me choking, what a fucking line lmao

[@user-xu5cg5ji2u]

“After I turned him from a solid to a gas” has gotta be the most underrated phrases 🤣

[@FireBrineYT]

"what's wrong with target" got me💀

[@littleaqua32]

Asked Satan. See, now there’s your answer right there. 😹

[@61oline]

@@P.W.N.ed_9000 it a nice pot and got it on clearance

[@ThxCoreHunter]

I fell on this comment the same time he said that

[@doromac]

“Imma send his ass to god” just killed my ass a year later 😂

[@ViewtifulBeck]

Cilvanis murdered this man with the Dempsey Roll.

[@TheJestBee]

😂😂😂

[@vitorkk328]

You mean "Dempshi Roru", don't you?

[@keldonb2240]

@@vitorkk328 Nah like the actual Dempsey Roll.

[@treescompany3462]

Aqua did it better

[@danielacosta3610]

😂💀

[@adamadeptus3686]

The level of production value you've reached in your videos is truly impressive. It's been a joy to watch your channel grow over the years, Cilvanis. Thanks for the videos and looking forward to what comes next!

[@kidkatanatv]

Cilvanis would lowkey be a fire boss to fight, He'd use his stand: _MightyKeef_

[@Wyndamn]

"Boy that's crazy" 😅😅😅

[@ExplosiveGrape]

@@Wyndamn That’s his stand cry. 😂

[@TheBigKaiju]

I don't know if he'd want that position after seeing what Godfrey does to his stand towards the end lol

[@Wyndamn]

@@ExplosiveGrape 😅😅😅

[@Jips907]

What about the other stand, RDCWarudo😅

[@ryanpeters2109]

Yo you nailed that conversation perfectly. Lol. I never even thought about it from a boss perspective but I would think it went like this lol😂😂

[@poke3534]

Ngl expected the dude to come back on some ultra instinct type beat after spending 100+ hours to learn the moves to a T

[@selainx]

Lol kinda what i was hoping for.

[@tyler-hp7oq]

Most people just summon a mimic or some friends rather than spending all that time grinding.

[@Konpekikaminari]

This is Elden Ring The bosses mix sh*t up Learn their moves to a T, they bust out U & V

[@viablezombie]

@26 Mic ooo a bot channel

[@Elessar0wind]

Also a valid conclusion.

[@BUZZKILLJRJR]

Fking hilarious! Strong black foe ahead message hahaha 😂 had me crying laughing 😂😂😂 subbed!

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

If an IRL being was the embodiment of an Elden Ring boss, it'd definitely be an abuela wielding a chancla. No doubt

[@sstanford1331]

Lmao

[@KoopaSanze]

Imagine if she summoned black grandmas with slippers or wooden/metal spoons on top of that, you never gonna beat them man

[@haps_idot]

Black mom with belt vs Abuelas with a chancla

[@unspeakableminion9531]

Nah, it'd be the Abuela Trinity. The Asian one for debuffs via Emotional Damage. The Hispanic one for ranged attacks via chancla. The Black one for close quarter belt combat. Ngl, that'd be a hilarious boss design.

[@TheGladGolem]

@@unspeakableminion9531 The range of the belt is good at catching dodges and so on, but I’d go for the chancla for the hit stun. Emotional Damage debuff is op, though, since the Therapy spell that heals it is late game, and even then most players don’t have the runes to unlock it.

[@berkaltuglu8140]

Me when Mom asks me for anything while electricity is down: "You are disturbing my wall staring!".

[@jocosesonata]

I was expecting the last fight being a no-hit domination, since he's been learning your attack patterns.

[@reallyhimongod]

Which is what I was hopping too I beat Deidara from naruto rev 3 and just look up gameplay of how hard that boss fight is it took me 40 mins of just analyzing his attack patterns and applying pressure the entire fight finally beat it lmaoo🤝😂

[@ZeroHelios46]

Aye. I was actually hoping to see him slowly starting to take damage and missing attacks, showing the player getting better and upgrading his shit for the boss fight. Kinda disappointed in the summons being in the video. This being Elden Ring, they should have used Ash Summons instead. If they wanted cheese and were emulating Margit, what's better than a Rot Dog summon cheese straight from Caelid? Still enjoyed it though.

[@VanityOfEliCLee]

I was expecting him to cheese the boss somehow like hitting him from the other side of a wall or something.

[@Killing_Edge]

"I am Cilvanis, blade of whoopin your ass."

[@lorenzocruz8477]

“Look me in my eyes and try to feel my pain” bro just took me back a whole decade 😭

[@reesejohnson2788]

“Cilvanis, I’ve come to bargain!”

[@FENRIRxOwO]

You are a legend

[@neblettadam]

Now that's f'in hilarious!

[@judm3546]

"Uhhh idk did you fall down some stairs or somethin" Well looks like the last visit was from MARI huh

[@lillyxsnow6447]

"Whats wrong with target" that killed me

[@cliftonjackson441]

The clothes shuffling and footwork synced up perfectly had me rolling Me posting this comment at 90 secs in was like the comedy video equivalent of getting greedy in a souls bossfight. It got soo much better 😆 🤣

[@ombra711]

This is extremely accurate. Bosses be like: "seriously? Again?"

[@if7723]

Rougelikes are video game boss attempts to at least slow down their murderers.

[@zianawind2970]

Wow that was really good actually.. considering the budget and simplicity and how well it al came out.. plus there’s so many annoying comedy on you tube this was actually very original great job man thanks for putting in the effort

[@maxord11]

I guess Cilvanis didn't scale his health and damage with the extra summons.

[@Ostrid1]

Doesn't matter. When you play Co op you just hit the boss in the back and take aggro and wait for ur friend to hit the boss in the back and take aggro and then u hit em in the back again etcetera

[@naiiin6949]

@@Ostrid1 He should have learned some aoe attacks, with his moveset he was practically begging to get cheesed

[@AdmiralHalimesh]

Wouldn't have mattered if he couldn't hit them once

[@tfordham13]

@@AdmiralHalimesh than why don't he summon some homies or hire guards or call the police

[@masterjoda999]

Yeah, they axed that mechanic in elden ring after all.

[@philosophyofiron9686]

Cilvanis saw the future with those afterimage moves lmao

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"Just wait til he come here bro, he gonna give you a run for your money" "Imma send his ass to God literally" Even Satan wants no part fighting against the player

[@videsh6366]

legendary line right here xD

[@devchawda9414]

You had to come here too??

[@kyrohowe3156]

Hello again

[@rikaotome4071]

"After I turned this guy from a solid to a gas" I died lol!

[@ssjmura1654]

""Strong black foe ahead, try police" is where I broke. Good shit.

[@regmatshiya1437]

Man had to resort to summons😔 “Even though he beat me he had to jump me”😂

[@KingKni]

“So he just came back like Jesus Christ” 😭

[@KingKni]

@26 Mic imma check it out

[@checob224]

😂

[@u2bozzi871]

It’s lit when you read and hear the line at the same time lmao

[@kyrohowe3156]

Yep

[@gigahertz7352]

@@KingKni lol my man its a bot xD

[@r0ninand0ni]

You know it may feel like it’s helpless dying over and over and over….but each time if you persevere, you’ll start getting better and better, dodging and attacking at the right time, therefore now….now the boss is stuck in the room with you….you now are the tarnished that has risen to be elden lord

[@zan702]

Damn he was really using quickstep and a blood build Edit no more like Edit: damn 200 likes

[@mrphilipmoe5146]

I don't see it??

[@zan702]

@@mrphilipmoe5146 it’s gone😭

[@mrphilipmoe5146]

@@zan702 I think it'd because you edited the comment.... thats kinda sad but it is what it is

[@zan702]

@@mrphilipmoe5146 damn well ima go watch angryjoe review on halo series

[@LiggyMustard]

1:32 the way hes laid out! 🤣

[@zgamer200]

Bro I just need to say that I really appreciated the Hajime no Ippo reference with the Dempsey Roll. Beautifully done.

[@Mechamaster26]

I was trying to look if anyone else got that reference. Thank you

[@gediminasmorkys3589]

The player already has the most unfair advantage, being able to return and learn from past mistakes. It's a bit sad they have to resort to help against a poor boss.

[@natj170]

“I started doing stuff just to make him despair” followed by the barrage of attacks got to me😂

[@cosmicmotion9540]

It took me awhile to realize that the guy with the hoodie was the boss for some reason. The way he laid the guy out I said that's not how this is supposed to work but the wall staring the second time cleared all doubt

[@konstantinospantoulas]

Damn you really used the demsey roll against him

[@noirekuroraigami2270]

Lol he hit the Ippou

[@bibleblk]

That counted as 37 deaths of how strong it was.

[@TYRANTLANZA]

Bleach ost goes with everything ❤️ masterful video man!!!

[@3EDALO]

Oh man, this is literally what is happening. I love how you tell this in a comic way and with your own view of the game.

[@TipppedScales1015]

Lmao this definitely happened to me at low levels smh bro

[@Kellethorn]

"Nahaha, Skyrim boi!!" Killed me 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@doriry5368]

Bleach theme can make any villain feel like they didn't deserve it

[@hououinkyouma3864]

Starrk did absolutely nothing wrong

[@cajmoto6475]

😭 🤣

[@chiliboy99]

This boss be talking til he meet lv1 speedrunner

[@driftgXd]

"after i turned him from a solid into a gas" 😂😂😂😂

[@dolukiri]

That line was crazy.

[@thc_freebaser]

I was waiting for all three of those guys to come in and body satan right at the end

[@hungry6012]

"Well i aint' gon' cap, that shit was unprecedented" -literally satan

[@negljbreakergaming]

I was expecting the Elden Ring protag to learn all your moves, dodge and weave and eventually finish you off with a parry riposte

[@mtsmashgamer0759]

I was so hellbent on beating the tutorial boss because this was my first soulsbourne game that I kept restarting for 2 1/2 days as a wretch just to prove a point.

[@lewispooper3138]

How pathetic

[@Psych0boost]

Based

[@proxy90909]

The true soulsborne experience

[@bruhmoment1835]

@@lewispooper3138 turn your screen on

[@lewispooper3138]

@@bruhmoment1835 cringe

[@danial2876]

The Dempsey Roll killed me

[@jnskage1497]

4:44 105 tries and dude said fxck it im bringing back homies😭

[@Baileaf11]

This video was just my relationship with the tree sentinel at the beginning of the game

[@basic2892]

You'll never know why I got 2k likes 👍 Jk Damm I never thought of it like that. It's actually very biblical and scary when you think about it from the boss's perspective. Imagine an undead trying to get you over and over again and each time he gets a little bit better, a little bit smarter, and stronger. At one point he gets so strong that you can't even hit him and it's like he's playing with you. What do you do? You can't leave your boss room. You can only wait for the inevitable. This is like some force of nature type deal.

[@MrBirdMonkey]

Imagine being Margit, popping in just to sweep some peasant out of stormveil only to have his ass show back up constantly like a 1-3 man flea infestation What was supposed to be a quick favor for Godrick while he figures his shit out, turns into the same peasant rolling back in every time you want to go take a piss break. What’s more is you were the one who stared this while affair, so you can’t just walk away and let this rando peasant punk you

[@chongliyang4044]

ONGBAL

[@AlmightyKevo]

Our characters are basically doomsday 😂

[@slyfrailzz]

My mentor for ds1 said some real similar shit “You are the endless nigga and you are getting better every time”

[@zacpowell4407]

@@slyfrailzz Lmaooo 😂

[@kolz4ever1980]

This is easily the best skit done based on elden ring.

[@generalyousif3640]

Sees Elden Ring in the title Blade of Miquella PTSD coming back

[@ccddtw123]

“ I am Malenia Blade of Miquella” the amount of times I heard this quote is maddening. That and the “ Now we can devour gods togetha”

[@mantidream8179]

You really nailed the weirdo look most players have 4:47

[@AshwinSelvakumar]

"If that's the end of the story then get in the pot!" Damn Satan sure does seem in a hurry for a guy who doesn't have much to do except deep fry souls

[@Red_apollo.]

The average experience of going against soldier of godrick

[@DNICK856]

The "Why You Making Me Do This?!?" Had me crying 😂😂😂😂

[@sorakekevii]

when you stare at Orphan of Kos and he don't do shit unless you slowly walk towards him

[@romeyromel]

"Why you makin' me do this??!!" LMAO

[@DXDragon38]

3:30 My guy did the Dempsey Roll! Makunouchi Ippo would be proud.

[@Jungleali]

Fr

[@mclovinsplayground6232]

"why you makin me do thiiiisss?!?!!?" that part was gold hahahha

[@Akasan]

That was great man! So funny!!!

[@joseolivarra7791]

2:52 when the boss does a combo you never seen before

[@JustSumGuy01]

I summoned NG+ players that fucking CARRIED my ass through 3 bosses until I was strong enough on my own. I still summoned players for Malenia

[@almalone3282]

Funny i summoned a player who had her armor and sword and she 1 shot Tree Sentinel for me some how

[@Umbra_Nazgul]

Noob

[@ifritThe8th]

🍑

[@Occurredxz]

“ i have never know defeat”

[@HerosTheme]

"But imma really need you to get in dis pot though, cause I've been waiting" perfect line.

[@sneekmuch]

“Strong black foe ahead. Try police” 😂

[@LDub01031994]

"I went back to doing completely normal human stuff" *stares at wall* lol

[@hathsin9675]

"Strong black foe ahead: Try Police"

[@willtews955]

This makes me feel bad for the bosses and games especially the ones that don't really deserve it.

[@axeking3440]

Rennala ? felt bad afterwards haha

[@strode00]

like Vicar Amelia in Bloodborne

[@gokachu]

Saint Astraea 😥

[@sentimentalmariner590]

Sif... I am so sorry boy.

[@magentaspree3690]

Rennala doesnt die​@@axeking3440

[@raison_obscure]

"shi imma send his ass to God, literally" I swear this ended me 🤣🤣

[@pixchure3597]

5:08 POV: You are fighting Shogun in Shadow Fight 2 bare handed without weapons

[@abhishekbhuyan8096]

"..you are the real winner but I really need you to get in the pot cuz I've been waiting" He did nasty to my guy G 😂

[@HorrorGirlNat]

Satan's so laid back and chill

[@Ryx1990]

WOAH! WHY YOU PULLING UP ON ME? LMAO! Never thought about that, we are the aggressors.

[@pixchure3597]

1:10 When you fight with your little brother for 30$

[@nuze4047]

“Team work makes the dream work” 💀💀💀

[@WhyAmIUgly]

"I went back to doing complety normal human stuff" stares at wall, lol

[@snaggy1212]

The bleach ost’s make this even better

[@craigyeah1052]

I've been summoned only once in Elden Ring, and when I did me and another summon rolled up, geared out, on this early game boss. The guy who summoned us just watched while the boss got infinitely blocked by my greatshield and the other summon fired endgame spells into him. Poor boss.

[@Boris82]

That's one way to get through the game, i guess

[@Archdeacon.Krieg.]

@@Boris82 those people worked for it so they might as well enjoy all there work and help someone while there at it

[@Kolkrabbi369]

"What's wrong with target!?" LMAO i lost it at that

[@RandomFromValleyOfTheWind]

"Who put a hit on me?! " 🤣🤣

[@xd360boi6]

“Enemy felled” bro was a side boss

[@lionheart4424]

"From solid to gas" lmao 🤣

[@maniacalmurderer4123]

I like how the demon is genuinely interested in the story even though he’s an incarnate of hell.

[@mimszanadunstedt441]

Hell is just guantanamo for souls. Obviously the bus driver might be chill-ish. Idk about the guys torturing you tho. Or the ones employing them, or the ones employing the ones employing them etc.

[@bensoncheung2801]

144p 👍

[@taramaforhaikido7272]

It's the most ruthless that are the most considerate.

[@TheHipisterDeer]

If your referring to Lucifer, aka the devil, aka the demon or whatever you want to call this person... He is not the embodiment of hell, he is the embodiment of pride because that is his sin and it is the original sin aka the first sin.... But he ain't the only one, there is like 70+ different higher and lesser demons that control the humans for their sins... It's like their job, and yes these are all like fallen angels so they ain't human... Kinda like what you consider a being from a different planet an alien... Well angels and demons are kinda like that too, they ain't human but they ain't supposed to be human because that's why God made Adam and Eve completely sperate from demons and angels... To fit all in the greater plan or whatever. Anyways, point is this homie ain't the embodiment of hell, there is no such demon that embodies hell because there is so many of them.

[@Aclusios]

"After I turned this man into a gas" This man needs to give himself a raise

[@the_infinexos]

"Completely normal human stuff" *facing a wall indefinitely*

[@lunerlilly]

Devil, "what's wrong with Target!?" Omg all the lines in this video are so solid lmao 🤣