How England dominated Iran in 6-2 thrashing

[@dudemaister96]

JJ did well hiding how gutted he was that Joe made him do this analysis.

[@carhole]

Just because he's Scottish doesn't mean he hates the England team. Probably more likely to hate English fans rubbing it in constantly *cough cough*

[@JamesCM86]

@@carhole no, he definitely hates England 😂😂

[@jbri1]

@@carhole he said england would draw 1-1 with Iran, that's pure hatred

[@bungaIowbill]

@@carhole one thing that is very clear from the analysis videos is that JJ absolutely despises england and united lol

[@deano6410]

@@bungaIowbill his barber hates him more

[@RBerndt]

Glad JJ mentioned that the horrible situation in Iran may have affected the team’s play. They have been better than they showed today. Players aren’t immune to real life.

[@rupeoverlay3153]

Also they lost their goalie. Not a good day for them

[@amandeepjohal2587]

Lol what the colour revolution

[@battlep0t]

I do hate that Wales/USA fans are acting like they're going to spank Iran when they play them because of this result - this is a team that breezed through Asian qualifying, beat Uruguay recently and only lost 2 games in 10. It's clear they were mentally affected by external factors and were coming up against one of the better teams in the tournament.

[@USASPORTSCARDS]

@@amandeepjohal2587 they’re getting slaughtered man. Have some respect.

[@pantrywarriors9577]

@@USASPORTSCARDS slaughtered? Who’s getting slaughtered?

[@EvillClown11]

Saka is a dribbly boi

[@RetroWez]

Bellingham is definitely showing why he has so much momentum behind him.

[@jordancarter16]

Hope Southgate continues with the back 4 throughout the tournament. Excited to see Maddison in that 10 role whenever he gets his chance.

[@JamesCM86]

Back 4 will get punished against USA, difficult one

[@finding_aether]

@@JamesCM86 USA isn't going to punish anyone.

[@ZexaXIII]

Maguire and Shaw with an assist and Rashford with a goal. As a Man utd fan I'm delighted.

[@stuckupcurlyguy]

The best England players always come from also-rans, it used to be Spurs, now's it's United.

[@shishsuke]

Rashy assisted Grealish as well

[@dingxanax7283]

@@shishsuke wrong. it was callum wilson who assisting grealish

[@SKa-tt9nm]

Joe Devine leading that “no points” game today

[@johnlynch8947]

What was his prediction?

[@QazwerDave]

@@johnlynch8947 5-0

[@BestBoyPatrick]

Points are indeed bad

[@browniebear]

"Points are Bad!"

[@adam.r2153]

what does this mean, I saw on the podcast about "points are bad" but I don't know what that means

[@sunekoo]

Too harsh on Maguire. These kind of “mistakes” at the back are commonplace. Other than that he played really well.

[@thatJAWNraps]

i think our aggressive high press was the key - and bellingham...he was EVERYWHERE - and having so many killer subs to bring on late when players are drained from the heat that will be KEY later in the tournament

[@thatJAWNraps]

Bellingham was IMMENSE for 90mins...so good on both sides of the ball...

[@joaovictorsimianersoder7514]

jj gives tweek from south park energy

[@naveeth8867]

I'm always impressed at how quickly Tifo churns out great analysis. I could watch each goal 5 times and not pick up on these things

[@l3eatalphal3eatalpha]

Thanks for this in-depth analysis of England. Yours, every other team at the World Cup.

[@josephboyette8034]

As an actual mathematician, I can confirm 6 is indeed bigger than 5. Good work.

[@thatscouserjay]

Can you show your working?

[@Harry-bp2dl]

@@thatscouserjay 6>5 the crocodile never lies, because he is hungry.

[@josephboyette8034]

@@thatscouserjay I mean, I could throw Peano's axioms in here but those are super tedious and I can't be fucked so just do the crocodile thing.

[@hrs1414]

Big news

[@thatscouserjay]

@@josephboyette8034 I'm not a brave enough man to mess with a mathematician AND a crocodile. I retract my request for proof of working.

[@nickconnor6078]

whoever edited this absolutely understands how to enhance jj's presence with those zooms lmao it's brilliant

[@LordWay]

We are so lucky to have Bellingham and Rice in our midfield

[@roxanne4820]

They haven’t played this badly before ever, in fact they’ve been quite good in the past (remember their game with Portugal in 2018) They played badly because they did not have the support of the people back home. I don’t think a lot of Brits or the rest of the world know this but after pictures and video were released of the team meeting with the president of Iran and them smiling and bowing down to him, Iranians were fuming. After that most Iranians have been wishing for them to lose, and supporting England instead. There is video of Iranians cheering and celebrating in Tehran for Englands victory.

[@AlexxxxxSaysHi]

Jeeez

[@abhinandanbanerjee5471]

The crackhead energy is infectuous. I made a cup of black coffee with 4 spoons of coffee after watching this for two minutes.

[@joaovictorsimianersoder7514]

tweek from south park

[@mrnunz97]

Bellingham was on fire 🔥

[@hanif-pl5hd]

rice, bellingham and saka are key to this england side

[@JCstone1000]

Who’s here after listening to JJ say England were going to be rubbish in the podcast 😂😂

[@xerikl]

People writing off Iran need to understand they are rated top 20 and have qualified, unlike Italy. They have a good chance to get through the group

[@Mad_Intellect]

USA is the 2nd best team in the group on paper and ranking.

[@1998Cebola]

they have destroyed their GD so they NEED to beat both Wales and the US

[@xerikl]

@@1998Cebola I can see them beating both

[@ezra5788]

@@xerikl Certonalt not. The USA team is too good for Iran. If you watched the game between USA and Wales you would know that. Even wales struggled against USA, and only lucky with a penalty. Without the penalty, Wales would have lost the game.

[@mrbluesbox]

Excellent breakdown yet again 👏 I really enjoy these in depth analysis vids, they're brilliant

[@matthewmcneany]

Making the Scot do this must be against the Geneva convention...

[@Support-your-local-team]

Workplace discrimination.

[@Zdiot]

I cannot blame Harry Maguire that goal Iran scored was too good

[@altrazh_xd]

the pass and the execution for that goal was great i agree, but it's also maguire being out of position that let the area so open tbh.

[@Zdiot]

@@altrazh_xd yeah he played way better than at Manchester United man but yes his at fault but cannot blame him Iran executed it very well

[@oslonorway547]

This is Harry Maguire's last chance at redemption. Please Harry, please don't do something 57upid by mistake, I'm one of the 1% still hoping you make it again.

[@huwjass4832]

Bar the defensive error, which could easily be put down to his focus being impaired, he was excellent.

[@browniebear]

He's never going to read your comment

[@xerikl]

Still made a mistake 🤣

[@JoshMarshain]

Even with his mistake I thought he looked better today than he has for United this season (and in that game against Germany) but thats such a low bar to leap over

[@cassiusdalcazarosta8010]

@@xerikl Tell me 1 player who make 0 mistakes.

[@Maj1794]

Saka is Englands best player

[@davidlean1060]

Maguire at fault for the Iran goal too. England fans, you'd better get used to that! He's an accident waiting to happen.

[@Hyde_Hill]

Good that Southgate finally put the shackles off the team. Question now remains if he will dare to do it against stronger opposition and if yes if it would then work.

[@IsaacLHarrison]

Please don't put the score in the title :(

[@David-yy9kl]

Damn ya'll really wanted to torture JJ. Justice for JJ!!!!!!

[@KineticKitty31]

Was there always background music??

[@thehearingaid]

jude bellingham is really nice.

[@elr492]

Yes, Maguire surely did that because he had a concusion. He hit his head... a couple of years ago... and has been hitting his head every other game. Elite defender though.

[@kiroloshanna9039]

8.29 the goal is not Maguire's fault. He wanted to anticipate . The guy behind him should have covered the area left by him

[@00dude3]

Concussion subs rules need to change, you can't hold up a game for 10 minutes claiming your fine, then play on just to stop the game again a minute later. If you aren't OK within 5 minutes you have to either be subbed or go off the pitch

[@kane3825]

Taremi is a good striker! Some mid table prem team should go for him

[@jazsi_]

He's getting on a bit now, maybe only a few more seasons left in him at top level

[@kane3825]

@@jazsi_ true

[@t.robinson4774]

2:12 At last- dual screens! Technology arrives at the Tifo production office.

[@i-am-mercurial]

Thoughts on Dier ahead of White?

[@h.louise4746]

Please don't give away their schemes/tactics. We would like to win this one.

[@FlashMeterRed]

What was the prematch gesture?

[@nicolasstuder5430]

Points are baaaaad. And still JJ collects them like Pokémon Cards

[@Scottynsb765]

England felt like a Cruyff team which shocked me

[@knhgv]

Playing harry maguire in such schemes (4 defenders) will cost england

[@kimbirch1202]

Against USA I would put Coady in for Maguire to add more pace at the back

[@trenton7]

No disrespect to England but there was no way in hell that would’ve been the final score if there wasn’t an ongoing revolution in Iran.

[@dickmonkey-king1271]

What about our cost of living crisis? What about the economic crash of 2008? What about the Blitz? I mean, the Nazis reduced London to rubble. And then there's 1066. I'm surprised the lads even got out of bed, the poor souls.

[@FlashMeterRed]

Who scored the last 2 england goals?

[@Hyde_Hill]

Will be an interesting battle between Liverpool and Man Utd where he will go. As those would be his best two destinations imho with a guaranteed starting place and a tactic that plays to his strengths. Man City and PSG will likely also get involved though.

[@haroldinho9930]

Real Madrid as well

[@akachiedoggy5711]

Chelsea too. Though I think he's not necessarily the only excellent midfeilder of his generation. Enzo, Mount, camavinga Pedri etc are also up there

[@Hyde_Hill]

@@haroldinho9930 Real don't need him. Tchoumeni, Camavinga and Valverde is enough. They are smart enough to invest somewhere else first like Endrick. You of course never know.

[@dabisset7900]

Lmao why would he go to man u. The clubs still run terribly

[@highlyvenomoustoad]

its a pipe dream but would love to have him at newcastle

[@amberleaf3n144]

Jesus that was fast

[@timothydexter4027]

JJ looking like he had a fun night last night.

[@jonpaul3868]

The fact that England still conceded 2 goals makes me think England won't win the WC this time.

[@samthomas1945]

First goal was inexcusable defending. Penalty was soft. But I agree our defending is going to determine our success in this tournament

[@abelabel3664]

Not gonna lie... It is extra nice to see 4 black men scoring 5 of the goals, some of them immigrants themselves, some of them sons of immigrants. I hope a large portion of the English fans who are cheerful today and voted for Brexit for racist or xenophobic reasons are able to see the contradiction... Of course they won't, but anyway...

[@jordan_roadhouse4798]

Imagine watching football, sitting there and counting how many black faces are on the pitch. What a life you have.

[@abelabel3664]

​@@jordan_roadhouse4798 I simply took notice of who scored the goals... I know something very rare in football indeed...

[@spectre9948]

What bullshit -son of an immigrant

[@abelabel3664]

@@spectre9948 What exactly is bullshit?

[@Avfcphil1313]

I don't think people voted for brexit because black people are bad at football.

[@abolfazl2623]

I'm from Iran, the Iranian fans in Qatar were chanting "Bisharaf" at the players before the game even started, which roughly translates as "A Disgrace". Because of the revolution going on Iran this team and these group of players are the least likeable in history. They met with the president and implied support of the regime while people and children were getting shot. Albeit it was mandatory for them but it didnt help with their image especially since all of them were silent throughout the whole protests. They tried to show support by refusing to sing the Islamic regimes national anthem, thats why they were all having a poker face while the anthem was being played.

[@jebsmap]

The chants were not against the players but at a pro government fan in the stands.

[@Mohammed_Gidado]

Don't blame the concussion for Harry Maguire

[@DearestAmbellina]

Need to level up those picture frames sort it out boys

[@MichaelChisholmChizzieRascal]

Didn't Tifo irl predict England team would be pretty boring? That's looking good so far.

[@dellboy1775]

He's better than Gerrard I hate the comparison with Bellingham and Gerrard. Gerrard won nothing he was over hyped Bellingham is the real deal

[@kimbirch1202]

And Maddison for Mount against USA

[@peacefrog5193]

Just say Bellingham is king and it's coming home

[@william54378]

Bellingham robbed for man of the match but he’ll get more

[@JacobFD]

When nobody is supporting them its normal to lose like that.

[@finding_aether]

Senegal vs Holland pls. :D

[@will_from_pa]

They really couldn’t have swallowed a yellow card for this game just to show a bit of solidarity?

[@will_from_pa]

@jimmygoody3187 How? It’s one yellow card and they still have two group games against teams they should be able to beat. You could’ve subbed Kane off at halftime if it concerned you so much

[@jeremyhndy]

Y’all got to cool it with those titles haha

[@miku1407]

They will get to the Quarter Finals at best. Don’t get too hopeful.

[@aidanlynn]

So that will be the world cup won already then?

[@jbri1]

JayJay was wrong...again!

[@stevemcauliffe1887]

Now I know what "Irish hair" means.

[@_shade_n_birds_]

Even tired jj is a better presenter than jon

[@Glasstable2011]

That Nakamura shirt seems horribly out of place compared to the legends either side of it

[@oziomamokwe8406]

Very poor display from Iran

[@visanion1361]

All of the teams who are not from europe south america or some south african countries qualify without deserving it.....they should.not be there....i mean they have iran but sweden romania hungary etc stay home.... qualifying should be global....

[@captainsmoke1612]

Then you would just have the euros plus Brazil and Argentina.

[@visanion1361]

@@captainsmoke1612 not really....we would have better teams competing

[@dm8994]

Oh yes, Carlos Queiroz, the coach who led Colombia to a 6-1 defeat against Ecuador on this last qualifiers.

[@leberm5577]

LOOK AT THIS DUDE lol

[@saure22]

So gutted England won.

[@captainsmoke1612]

They got 2 goals against Iran. That defence is trash.

[@peterookotai6965]

Southgate needs to drop McGuire before he gets crucified when ENG loses cause of him... eventually

[@00dude3]

Also Bellingham is great bur he's no Gavi or Pedri /s

[@abdalla8558]

First game against a broken Iranian team politically and mentally. English fans: We Dominated 🤦🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️

[@LGEightZero]

*Scoreboard: England dominated

[@aliballout4602]

Is it just me or does JJ look like a male Scottish version of Florence Welsh? Sorry Florence😭

[@Support-your-local-team]

Not even the male version, the Scottish version.

[@the_luggage]

C'mon JJ, don't just describe the goals, mate; give us a bit more ;p

[@karacute5324]

England, i like your imported african players👍🏻👍🏻

[@HaileyTheThird]

It's really funny that you have the same outlook on this as hard brexiters. Racists gonna racist I guess.

[@colouredIncognito]

'against not a bad team ' Come off it now 🤣🤣

[@LGEightZero]

They’re ranked 20th in the rankings, topped their Asian group ahead of South Korea, beat Uruguay recently. There are a lot worse teams in this World Cup

[@zes3542]

Let’s see how they play against real opponents. don’t get ahead of yourselves England fans, you know how that arrogance turned out for you last time out lol

[@CheeseyMilkshakes]

Warra World Cup for Thiago

[@mokkaveli]

Excitement ≠ Arrogance

[@matthenley3886]

The vast majority of England fans are not arrogant, they are pessimistic if anything. Also I highly doubt anyone is getting carried away after us beating Iran 😆

[@browniebear]

@@matthenley3886 Given the nature of fans when it comes to excitement and hope and promise, there are definitely England supporters that have already gotten carried away after that opening game

[@MichaelChisholmChizzieRascal]

Better than most teams didn't we get to a Final and a Semi final in the last two tournaments?

[@worldsbest91]

This is kind of oversaturation of football content at this point. It was Iran. We should be thrashing them as a minimum. Move on to the next, I'll judge us by the other 2 group games and onwards

[@gabrielguerrero3404]

It’s Iran…

[@kevinrod14]

Bro… it’s Iran. Who expected anything else?

[@LoyalFan9383]

Haters always going to hate

[@AF-gd7fh]

The guy making the video...

[@kevinrod14]

@@LoyalFan9383 hate?

[@MichaelChisholmChizzieRascal]

Iran are 20th in the world, not that bad a team. Sure we expected a win but did anyone really expect us to score 6?

[@jarretc110]

this result definitely white washes all of england's issues away. lmao

[@JamesCM86]

Lemme guess, USMNT fan?

[@umairkhalid2222]

JJ u know nuffing