How fast can you get a life in every Zelda game?

[@j0rts]

How long am I good for now before I have to get a life again?

[@dorthko]

Now you have to do all the precedent "how fast" with TOTK

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

Now you need to lose a life in every Metal Gear, OR *take* a life in every Kirby.

[@thomaswarnants3217]

Get a mulder

[@hismajesty6272]

Go talk to a woman in every Zelda game.

[@spectoestis3106]

500-ish hours of Tears of the Kingdom

[@TheBreadPirate]

You have accomplished what no gamer has done before.

[@atothebtothezakadonutlord2951]

Hi bread pirate

[@Lorekeeper_GGuy]

Or will ever accomplish again now that TotK is releasing

[@ingrowntoenailiv]

dis guy funni

[@jennifergrove1709]

Hi bread

[@some-random-youtuber]

Bread your the best

[@joesak1997]

Now I'm looking forward to "How fast can you take a life in every Zelda game?" Where it is just murder% speedruns

[@geo4876]

commenting for the algorithm

[@nocontext400]

@@geo4876 commenting for the comment for the algorithm so the algorithm can find the comment

[@OrloxPhoenix]

Oh, that would be a fun zelda/mario video to watch. I hope he does it one day 🤔

[@G-Fiti]

Algorithm go brr!

[@quangamershyguyyz7166]

What if you take your own life? Kill Link as fast as possible

[@realkingofantarctica]

In Majora's Mask, you can actually pass time as the Deku Scrub by talking to the scarecrow at the shop in West Clock Town. I know this, because when I replayed it I had to make dinner, file my taxes, help the Amish build a barn, and take the provisional driving exam before picking my controller back up.

[@johb3930]

You can also talk to the grandma at the inn.

[@Mysticshosh42]

The fastest way to advance time in MM is use grandma to advance to day 3 and use the scarecrow to advance to the final night

[@Shadowzero4]

Plus you can get a heart piece by doing the Deku scrub playground and therefore save a little more time by not needing to leave Clock Town.

[@glitchy8309]

Along with that you can also give the deed to the Toilet Hand for another peice of heart

[@Tymaporer]

It is possible to get a life in Majora’s Mask entirely in the first cycle, before turning back time. -One heart piece is at the clock tower where you showed it. -Give the Title Deed to the hand in the toilet for a second one. -You can get one by beating the Deku Scrub minigame (in a hole next to the Great Fairy’s Fountain) on all three days. -It’s difficult, but you can get one from the Postman’s game of counting exactly 10 seconds.

[@skc4188]

Yup, that's what came across my mind too. =)

[@SonicDraco]

Pretty sure it would be faster to beat the first dungeon in Skyward Sword than it is to collect the heart pieces.

[@j0rts]

ya you’re prob right but I love that scene in the tavern so I wanted to include it

[@cedriclothritz7281]

Thought so, too. He's already beating half the dungeon to collect the last heart piece, so he could have just as well completed it.

[@micah4973]

Maybe Girahim takes too much time to talk

[@leoblessinger7913]

​@@j0rts you can also skip the cutscenes in hero mode

[@ramikuttaineh1024]

@@j0rtsdo you finish the level after you complete your goal in these videos

[@bad.D]

damn dude, seeing wind waker in line here just reminds me how insane and timeless the games graphics are. you could release a game today with the exact same look and nobody would bat an eye. game cube was an incredible console

[@BJGvideos]

And to think the graphics were derided at the time

[@traviscunningham7062]

What I like is that every Zelda game uses a different art style so you could easily tell them apart. Wind Waker is no exception.

[@notarobot1072]

​@traviscunningham7062 with the exception of the sequels, assuming you're not in a recognizable area. (OoT and MM, The Oracles, BoTW and ToTK

[@TheDimensionDweller]

Okay, yeah, skipping that TP cutscene would be hilariously confusing xD

[@EmberTheFlareon3579]

"Ah. A cutscene. I don't care for- wait, why am I a dog now?"

[@ls190v2]

Arf.

[@Delcat42]

The dog cut destroyed me pls Thanks for putting so much time into this one (all four heart pieces is serious swag), and also for pronouncing it s'word, you bring light to our days Every one of these makes me question a little harder why I'm not playing Oracle of Ages/Seasons right now

[@Ruizon1]

You can get 4 heart pieces, and therefore a life, as a Deku scrub before having to reset to the first day. Deku Scrub mini-game in North clock town, playing the postman's 10 second game, trading the moons tear for the land deed and, finally, giving the land deed to the hand in the toilet of stock pot inn. I do this every time I play the original and 3ds remake.

[@3possumsinatrenchcoat]

next important question: how fast can you become cool (touch ice) in each Mario game?

[@CBusschaert]

this is making me wonder. How *fast* can you enjoy the story in every Zelda game?

[@hyun-shik7327]

Wouldn't that just be an any% but without skipping any of the cutscenes? Still interesting.

[@nick_phi11ips]

2 weeks playing wind waker for me

[@Zeldrake]

All Cutscenes%? Sounds great

[@blitheringape5321]

@@hyun-shik7327 would it be tho? aren't the stupid memories in BotW story relevant? the optional dungeons? even tarrey town mang

[@thestarr7085]

​@@blitheringape5321 since links house exists in ToTk tarrey town is story relevant.

[@kthmalloy16]

It's crazy the often considered hardest Zelda game (Adventure of Link) is the fastest to get a heart container.

[@Master0fHyrule]

Should have posted this after tears came out for Tears footage.

[@j0rts]

I have other videos planned for that! I just needed to get a life first

[@Master0fHyrule]

@j0rts Well... next you'll probably see how fast you could die... (Although, I thought about doing that video myself).

[@skc4188]

You can get a Container a bit more quickly in MM. Pick the Heart Piece at the entrance to Clock Tower, give the Title Deed to the guy at the underground restroom in Stock Pot Inn, win the Postman's minigame where you have to count to exactly 10, and then win the Deku Scrub minigame in all three days. =)

[@A11L1V3ESL0ST]

Skipping all cut scenes and dialog the first time you play a game is called a "blind speedrun" and they can be absolutely mind boggling at times

[@MANIFESTATIONofDORK]

In Majora's Mask you can actually collect enough pieces of heart during the initial Deku Scrub Cycle to get a life. In addition to the one mentioned you can get the one in the tree in north clock town by running up the slide, the postman timing minigame one, the one for doing the Deku Scrub minigame during all 3 days, giving the Deku Flower Deed to the man in the toilet, and depositing 5000 rupees in the bank.

[@skc4188]

Getting 5000 Rupees in the first cycle is impossible, though

[@MANIFESTATIONofDORK]

@@skc4188 farming the shrubs in North clock town and depositing in bank, tedious but technically possible

[@bubblezcavanagh]

Dude, I really love these videos. They scratch a part of my brain I didn't know was itching

[@vinnietherando101]

6:48 Now I’m imagining someone playing Twilight Princess and going “I don’t need a cutscene to tell me I got my horse back, I’ll just skip I- why the hell am I a wolf?”

[@pkmntrainermark8881]

I love that Skyward Sword has that little cutscene for getting that chandelier Piece of Heart.

[@andyblargextra]

Minish Cap Link: *Goes on a date with Zelda like someone would do if they "had a life"* Link: I still need a heart to get a life.

[@SpookyRobinson]

now i wana play twilight princes and skip all the cut scenes. ive never played the game before so ill report back what the story is after i beat it

[@JukeCubed]

We need an update

[@abnormalstarfish]

update?

[@tyrant9011]

This might be the most pointless video I've ever seen, but I absolutely love your way of editing these videos. I've had to laugh a good few times on this one. Keep up the great work!

[@Pumpernikkle]

This was a great video, I loved the part where you animorph seamlessly into a dog. Cant wait for your future videos!!

[@Damariobros]

But, in most games, a life isn't health, but a 1-UP. The closest thing to a 1-UP in Zelda games, other than the 1-UPs in Zelda II, is a full health potion. It fully restores your health, as if to revive you, and therefore you need to see how fast you can get a full health potion, rather than a heart container, which merely extends your current life. Alternatively, you could also see how fast you can get a fairy bottle, which also counts as a life.

[@elliotgandersen]

I like how dark these games are when perfectly literally explained.

[@javiervasquez625]

The Zelda universe is pretty dark when you realize all the main characters are puppets on strings controlled by the Golden Goddesses.

[@aronimo5800]

Unbelievable how no one comments that theres a hidden heart piece in the starting island of wind waker you can get it right away at the start of the game

[@ChristyTina22]

4:11 I have family with the last name Wacker. That threw me off a second.

[@Azurious]

How to get a life 101 Step 1 grab a sword Step 2 have at least 1 bomb Step 3 probably kill something And then boom you have a life. *unsheaths sword* I guess it's life getting time for me once I learn how to make a bomb

[@TheFurry]

"Santa flies in" @ 10:00 might be the funniest thing I've heard in a while!

[@edbot5437]

6:36 This exactly happened to me since I'm not a native English speaker so as a kid I skipped every cutscene and I remember I was like "Wait, why am I a dog?"

[@EffinChat]

You'd think that waiting 25 minutes doing stone cold nothing would make Majora's Mask bottom tier for life getting speedruns but man it's not even bottom 4

[@largedarkrooster6371]

Little speed running strat for BotW: to run faster for an unlimited amount of time, while running normally, whistle (down on D-Pad) and spam the sprint button (B). This takes no stamina and is pretty fast for when you don't yet have a horse or any transportation, maybe about as fast as a horse trotting

[@realGeorgelucas18563]

I wonder how fast you can get a life and touch grass/fire/water in Cadence Of Hyrule, and obviously TotK. Awesome video!

[@doomrider7]

It's actually possible to do it faster in Majora's Mask by doing the Deku Scrub minigame inside the wooden fence near the Great Fairy Fountain. You just need to collect all the rupees on all three days(which you have to wait out anyway) and they'll give you a heart piece. Then collect the slide one. The Dojo one. And with the Clock Tower one that's four piece without ever needing to leave town.

[@tromedlovdrolmai]

In Majora's Mask, you can get a second piece of heart in the first 3 day cycle. There's a hole in North Clock town you can use Deku Link to fly over a fence and fall into. Completing the Minigame there for all 3 days yields a heart piece

[@Radament22]

And you can get a third by playing the timing game with the postman and a fourth by trading the deed with the hand in the toilet on the final night. If you aren't opposed to exploits you can also get the one on the tree in the swamp by escaping clock town for a fifth. I always like to start get an extra heart (and the bomb bag and wallet) as deku link before the first cycle ends. Absolutely no reason to waste 25 minutes standing still doing nothing!

[@tromedlovdrolmai]

@@Radament22 Forgot about the deed one. Knew you could get enough rupees for other items and that you could escape Clock Town early. I didn't realize you could do the postman timer challenge as Deku Link. I always thought you had to be Human Link, though I know it can be done with no masks.

[@DrFizzles]

You're doing the Lord's work over there, J0rts. Another banger indeed🔥

[@Pearcinator]

In Majora's Mask, I'm not sure if this is faster but you can actually get a full life in the first cycle as Deku Link. 1. Top of clock tower 2. Trade title deed with toilet hand 3. Win the deku scrub mini-game in North Clock Town on all 3 days. 4. Postman guessing game? I'm not certain if you can do this as Deku Link but if you can that's 4 heart pieces in 1 cycle.

[@ThunderCam777]

I don't know what I would do without this guide. It has shown me how I'm properly supposed to live, and with that, maybe I one day will also get a life. Thank you, Mr. duck duck goose with a pair of short jeans.

[@Levi_The_One_The_Only]

Now I want to find out how fast you can game over in each game lol

[@levismith9572]

Oh my… another Levi…

[@chadd990]

Hmm. If nothing else, this video highlighted why I’m not a fan of certain games. Some of them take hours just to get started. What had more patience when I was a kid, Wind Waker was the last one that I actually beat.

[@anxia-tea5846]

2:32 couldn’t you have gone to the scarecrow guy? or better yet, song of double time to skip to the next day?

[@Enzo-gm5hf]

The joke about skipping the cutscenes in twilight princess was literally what happened to my first time playing

[@LexFerraro]

binged all your stuff today. great content. can’t wait to see what else ya do. man Ocarina was my childhood. I got hooked on playing it and could not beat it. I was maybe 6. I came back to it as a teenager and beat it. And i can’t explain to you the absolute rush it gave me. years later in my mid 20s botw came out. and i got to introduce my husband to the Zelda games. I often have found myself the last two decades humming Zelda songs. I had my first child last year. and now he gets to hear those songs i’ve been humming for years. now when he goes down at night for bed, it’s totk time. i can’t wait to show him all these games.

[@catboygremlin]

kinda surprised skyward sword was longer than twilight princess tbh, I'd just been reading how twilight princess has the longest intro of a zelda game.

[@Ramperdos]

Is it time to "Grow up!" in Mario games?

[@Thrasher-sv9jx]

It's possible to get a full heart container in Majora's Mask during the first cycle. 1. Clock Tower 2. Toilet Hand using the deed to the Clocktown Flower 3. The Deku Scrub Playground by beating all three days 4. The Postman's Timer minigame

[@yazanelmerini1992]

Dude i luv ur videos. I love your sense of humor. Keep it up j0rts!!!

[@FrostyFrostySnow]

Congratulations on getting so many lives, you have far surpassed my own dream of just getting a single life

[@thedoneak]

The thumbnail inspired me to get a girlfriend,touch some grass, get a job and start a family

[@That.One.Kid_]

Same

[@Silas_MN]

holy cow, a zelda game list where Zelda 2 is number 1

[@therawkhawk64]

I am once again asking for Kirby to touch grass, touch water, and to get a life.

[@cartervoltfire4933]

For Majora's Mask, you could've danced with the scarecrow to skip until night 3 instead of waiting

[@elleenoel512]

"How much can you appreciate the story in every Zelda game" should be a thing. That's a challenge I could actually do lol.

[@bruhzal]

Every time he says ‘get a life’ it sounds so funny.

[@diego_2428]

when i saw the thumbnail i thought it was telling me to get a life 💀

[@zacke.1286]

You know, I hear people saying all the time to "Get a dog"? I don't know why they would say that, but I took their advice and caught some dogs in my Pokémon games. Maybe so that you'd have something to keep you company while you're playing BOTW2?

[@stig3914]

"Turn this Racoon into Mario" YES, omg i'm not alone!

[@sapphireblue4031]

You should do a How long does it take to enjoy the story in Zelda and just upload your entire Tears of the Kingdom Let's Play (or just a 10min edit or whatever) for it :D

[@אוריתנמימי-ז6ע]

4:08 top 10 anime betrayals

[@blackcat2333]

next speedrun: how fast can you go outside in each zelda game?

[@havenfractal]

What about Tri-Force Heroes? That's totally a Zelda game, and you can get a life by wearing the Jack of Hearts.

[@applearun9013]

Windwacker got me dying😂

[@HyperSora80]

Majora's mask could've been done way quicker. The piece of heart by the entrance to the tower, another for giving the paper to the toilet hand and a third for doing the Deku playground all three days, then turn into a human and get the one on top of the tree.

[@wistfulgraph]

WHAT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT. I’ve been playing Zelda for my whole life and haven’t even gotten one life. You managed to get a life in EVERY Zelda game

[@Snidbert]

love the instant karma of minish cap zelda getting turned into stone after she refused to help you get a life

[@Mis7erSeven]

Just for the record, you're missing one Zelda game here. Triforce Heroes should be on the list as well. I know, there are no heart containers in the game, but there is a costume that gives you an additional heart, so you would try to get this as fast as possible.

[@kenabi]

mm, not really a life, as thats more fairies. this is more like the grinch later in the movie, having your heart expand a bit more. or something.

[@cuddlequeen3225]

Im glad you remmebered the DS games! I feel like people dont cause the control scheme is weird af. And the visuals arent great either. I really hope they get remakes someday.

[@fangoram29]

Could have cut some time off MM by dancing with the scarecrow. Very fun video

[@iamshark6221]

In Majora's Mask, you can actually go back to the astral observatory and talk to the scarecrow to fast forward to night and day

[@GothicHellhound]

Idk why but spirit tracks has always been my fav loz, something sbout its style. And the just amazing soundtrack has always stuck with me through my life

[@ObsidiusVFX]

That was faster than i expected

[@aylea137]

i think that skyward sword is so underrated, probably most underrated zelda game, hope more people will try it

[@speedrunner1763]

You can actually get a life faster in Majora’s mask by getting more heart pieces during the deku scrub cycle Give the title deed to the hand in the inn Do the postman mini game Do the deku scrub playground Do a hard trick to get the north clock town playground heart piece Backwalk escape town and get the heart piece on the tree in the swamp And then the HP on the clock tower you got. That’s almost enough to get 2 heart containers

[@Pharagill]

This video just makes me think of how much I freakin love Windwaker...

[@crimsonstormsurge]

The descriptions in this video are gold

[@kingwolf3044]

How fast can you touch sand in every golf game. Also now you have to do how much can you enjoy every Zelda game

[@cricket.b2610]

Appreciate your dedication towards getting a life. Inspiration

[@Vermont_Corruption_Exposed]

In MM you can actually get 4 heart pieces in the first cycle as a deku. The deku minigame near the great fairy, the toilet hand from the inn, the opening of the clock tower, and I forgot what 4th piece I got, I may have used deku form to sneak under a guard to go to the hole the business scrub went to near the observatory, or maybe I went to the tree in the southern swamp, might have been the post office time challenge. Can't recall, but either way significantly faster than your recorded time here. Guess you gotta redo the video now 😆

[@hyun-shik7327]

Right away when I saw this video I was like "Skyward Sword is gonna take a while" and well yeah.

[@ViolNinj156]

Bro completely forgot about the scarecrow in the observatory that lets you pass time in Majora’s Mask. Would’ve saved him 25 minutes of sitting around

[@Rissoe_Really]

that intro sentence hit different tho because it's true, i am a week into totk and i already have 3 full batteries (if i only used normal zonaite that would be around 2700 zonaite)

[@noot3778]

i had phantom hourglass on my ds2 when i was younger that game was literally my childhood

[@yoshidababies4222]

This is so fun!!!!! Loved your notes in PH and ST :P If you play Pokemon, how about "How fast can I catch a wild grass Pokemon in each game"?

[@5h0ckblock]

Forgot Hyrule Warriors, both of them.

[@NowRacattackForce]

The opening line to this video has no business making me laugh as hard as it did. 100% facts, tho.

[@Kizuna31]

..... we're just gonna walk 🤣

[@RougeMephilesClone]

It's stunning to me that despite not knowing about the old woman's time-passing feature in Majora's Mask, the results were still pretty much valid because a bunch of games took way longer. Though I feel almost certain there's a faster route to a Heart in Zelda 1. Might look into it myself.

[@warrior30curry]

This guy needs more attention

[@ls190v2]

Slight correction for the Skyward Sword segment: In Hero Mode (for the PAL version at least), you can skip the intro story cutscenes.

[@PepperoniCheddar]

AND HYRULE WARRIORS!?!? THE AGE OF THE CATACLYSM?!?! HUUUUH

[@NavyRevolver]

You are an EXTREMELY underrated youtuber! One day you'll get like a million subs I believe it.

[@Existance220]

spirt tracks and phantom hour glass give me soooooooooooooo much nosolgia

[@avalpsychicguy]

Tri Force Heroes: *Cries, sad and forgotten in a corner*

[@Dr.Death8520]

Four swords anniversary edition (dsi ware) had solo controls. You could switch between Links or have the second one follow/auto-assist

[@HoffMatt]

Nintendo needs to port that to the Switch. I would buy it in a heartbeat.

[@Drag_on_king]

You should totally do a catch up video. Featuring all challenges for totk, so that the set is complete again.

[@speedrunner1763]

On the Japanese version of the wind waker the chest underneath grandma’s house has a heart piece so you can completely skip leaving windfall

[@nicknevco215]

glad he got such a fulfilling life bar

[@BlueKazm]

“Um achshually you forgot cadence of hyrule” -🤓

[@That.One.Kid_]

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