HOW GET LAID FAST: Clickbait #3

[@sporkralfio9350]

For a KZbinr getting scammed is an investment.

[@usernamesarestupid]

Mikey Kerman you ruined it

[@chinkywinky7266]

Mikey Kerman c

[@theguythatasked6400]

Stonks

[@Someone-sq8im]

alpha do you commission?

[@the_luckiest_charm]

Btw, what's the sauce on your pfp. For research purposes

[@AuraLink]

Holy fuck Weegees DMs with bunny were hilarious

[@bloocrest3577]

AuraLink I might have died to the narration tbh.

[@milomega1011]

AuraLink AYYYY. Love ur channel. I really want super serious villager montage lol. Been subbed for about 3 months now

[@AuraLink]

Thanks dude! I'll try to get to Villy sooner than later seeing as quite a few people want him/her ^_^

[@samuroleon]

oh my god is that THE AuraLink? :P :P

[@jaredwhite7285]

AuraLink EXPOSE HIM!!!

[@Metroyeti17]

Please do not stop making these, I haven't laughed this hard at a KZbin video in months.

[@Alpharad]

This series has become a lot more fun than I expected, I don't plan on stop by anytime soon

[@Metroyeti17]

YOU REPLIED!?!?! YOOOO. First channel to ever reply to one of my comments. You the man, alpha. Keep up the good work.

[@hoenn8781]

Alpharad stopping*

[@zhang2472]

Metroyeti17 watch weegee if u wanna laugh at yt vids

[@SteelCrustacean]

@@perrilacks a month? Funny you should say that... *cries in quite literally 2 years*

[@JustinBA007]

Who the hell cons for 2 dollars? Like, good job dude, enjoy your McChicken and fries.

[@thatnick967]

Justin Brantley that 2$ add up though Like, before you know it, you got 6$, then maybe even 14$, or, if you're realllly stretching, and maybe a bit crazy, you might even get 22 whole dollars.

[@dusaprukiyathan1613]

*_OH MY GOD, STOP THIS MADNESS!_*

[@jonasgrill1155]

@@thatnick967 Or, even $24!

[@foiledagain1914]

*OH GOD PLEASE*

[@hemag3895]

Is it wrong that I recognized the peach pic through the blur

[@Saistes]

No

[@no_suk9851]

he searched up rule 34, if u do peach porn and search you’ll regret life its much worse

[@JointureMarianette]

HemaG yes it is

[@dollenrm]

@@no_suk9851 Regret? or love?

[@justthinkenstudios2143]

Oh no it isn’t.

[@joekewl7539]

Clickbait 4: How Bernie Sanders can Still Win the Presidency

[@stryfes6312]

Comment status: Nice

[@cooldakota9695]

>:] nice

[@simonlacroix3384]

Booper dooper

[@skumpo]

Joe Kewl this aint a rip status

[@mblaise02-50]

Joe Kewl Why are you here, and why aren't you making rip status's?

[@youmeltube]

The bit with Weegee absolutely killed me.

[@FantasyJared]

Agreed.

[@BigDeepz]

Mellon I just commented this exactly haha. I agree man

[@ape_escape_2]

Mellon MAILBOX DOLLAR DOLLAR DOLLAR

[@doga5899]

😂😂😂 Me too! 📫🇩🇪⛄

[@slyfox8666]

Mellon is ur icon a giraffe

[@TheStylishSpy]

HAHA 📭!! This was EXCELLECT video 📺 AlphaRAD 🇩🇪

[@Alpharad]

Thanks 🇦🇿🤔🎃

[@coil3179]

Alpharad 🦐🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦐 please make another one

[@junyachung9906]

NiCE MEmE🤔 🤥 😬 🤐 brO🤣🤣💩 👻 💀 ☠️ 👽

[@epicbros7052]

Peridot Apored lmao xDD

[@tentenzzz828]

no

[@jayjayxl604]

Aww, man. I was really looking forward to an Alpharad exposed thumbnail, *hint* *hint*.

[@oopsimadeachannel7705]

EXPOSE HIM

[@oopsimadeachannel7705]

🔑

[@Arda-bw4cn]

@CRAZYBEAST10 thats his twitter

[@LikableSeeweed]

did you hunt him down

[@dakaraiwinters]

Your profile picture went perfectly with this.

[@youvegot]

king geek, lol

[@TravisRoland]

6:57 More like What does Turvis dream of

[@pyrenagi]

Turvis must have good dreams

[@JacketCK]

*Turvis is left there, thinking to himself "man, why do i play smash 4 with him every time he says hes gotta make a, the best video? I mean, he's gonna kick my ass with the character like always" then at that moment, a beam of light shines through turvis WII U. A voice could be heard faintly from the other side of the screen, It says... "Nah Turvis ya suck at smash 4 go die"

[@VioletteSkys]

Now make a click bait thumbnail for ending the click bait series.

[@HealthyWC-2]

Or a conspiracy theory thumbnail about Alpharad, ending the Click Bait Series.

[@doga5899]

Game theory: IS ALPHARAD ENDING CLICKBAIT?!

[@brutalrattle]

Dog A wow he actually did it in ep 4

[@Isarrot]

Here's a clickbait idea: Metroid, Other M confirmed on the Switch as lunch title!

[@holoneon]

id love me some other m lunch

[@UmbraMan1]

I just hope we get a Metroid game that doesn't suck again in my lifetime.

[@Tymbee]

I actually want to see what alpharad thinks a lunch title is.

[@zSuitSamus]

I hate you for this.

[@Mebbyness]

@just another memer I love you for pointing that out....

[@notaperson6871]

Clickbait 4: Donkey Kong's SECRET Conspiracy!

[@necrobonesgaming2424]

_Expand_ this title pls

[@haruhirogrimgar6047]

But then why would you click on the video? If he said the theory in the title no one would click on it. They first have to click on it to find out its BS or else it is not clickbait.

[@toastwings9358]

Game Theory: The Dong NEVER REALLY EXPANDS?!?!?!?!?!

[@nouveau_nouveau]

Not A Person am trump am tangerine

[@thedonker526]

hello father

[@PKM113]

Expose Him Key is my ringtone now and it's both a blessing and a curse.

[@derik970]

TOP 10 REASONS GOD DOESNT EXIST YOU WONT BELIEVE NUMBER 6

[@CakeJerry]

Derik 66

[@BirbMain]

Grey Sabbath the Galneryus and Lost Society fan 666

[@atticusv668]

"Is Lillie from Sun and Moon Yandere!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" Plz

[@whateew]

Disagreement to help bring the cause to view

[@TheAmazingL1nk3rz]

TvWyvern fourthed

[@raviolieothedisgustingsupe4504]

Fifthst.

[@HumongousMist]

Yes

[@Seb_Villac]

i have an idea I ALMOST DIED?!?!? Pokemon GO shiny Legendary Hack, cars, lego, Frozen Elsa, spiderman, joker, kids nursery rhymns

[@Seb_Villac]

make sure to add emojis

[@MistaUnlucky]

(GONE SEXUAL) (IN THE HOOD) And don't forget those check marks emojis.

[@rabidpenguinies99]

(almost died) (1000 degree knife)

[@sssstick]

please do this one

[@urnotdevn1761]

Learn colors

[@roqm0z666]

"I WILL PAY YOU THE MONEY, TAIWAN!" Dead

[@chrono254]

Clickbait 4 : Legend of Zelda movie leaked , Liam Neeson casted as Ganondorf

[@warriordobby457]

hope this is real

[@PrinxeShirai]

Clickbait idea: HOW TO PLAY NINTENDO SWITCH GAMES ON YOUR WII U

[@noz9516]

@CRAZYBEAST10 Just posting a random twitter account here, has nothing to do with the video whatsoever.

[@schn3e774]

He also has a KZbin channel just search crazy beast10 and you will find it ;)

[@doga5899]

C'mon, he was a dick, but fighting a dick with a dick is wrong.

[@RekRakJat]

You guys know: He can go to jail for what he did, I'm pretty sure. Even something as small as scamming $2 out of someone can be jail-worthy. Scamming is scamming.

[@alexv0714]

Jesse4060 Yes, all the more reason to report

[@RekRakJat]

Hey, someone that doesn't disagree with me, calls me an idiot, then gives me a lecture on how the legal system works. :)

[@hiimemily]

gecko gecko gecko gecko gecko gecko gecko

[@mg640060]

Emily Plays SHRIMMMP

[@joshuagrahambrown]

EXPOSE! toilet

[@thejerkinator9064]

"I may never make a clickbait video again if it keeps going like this" that's exactly what bunny wants

[@RealRogerFK]

hey tell weegee to chargeback, he gets -20 dollars ayy lol

[@RealRogerFK]

bunny is the one who loses 20 dollars

[@hellomrjello392]

OtroDonLimpioSueltoTM 2 dollars

[@JacketCK]

LordMcGaming paypal has this thing where you have to pay extra money to chargeback, idk its weird

[@TigerWolf111]

"How is a bottle flip a game theory" my exact reaction when I saw that in my subscriptions... Game Theory has definitely gone down the shitter for the last year...

[@TigerWolf111]

Oh and I have a suggestion. Alpharad is really Bunny?!?!

[@nerdinleather]

There was a time that Game Theory was actually pretty interesting, but then it uhh.... yeah.

[@NovaAeternus]

The bottle flip is kinda like a game. He even says that in the video.

[@TigerWolf111]

[DTS] Swift eh once in a while there's something actually interesting, but now it's just shit, shit, shit, shit, okay, shit, shit, etc.

[@TigerWolf111]

EternalDragon it's absolutely nothing like a game. He just made up a dumb excuse for him to do a video on it. That's it.

[@GanguroKonata]

That frame perfect shrimp into gecko x15 combo was god like

[@Michael-tt6fh]

Game Grumps: Return of JonTron clickbait

[@WasabiKitCat]

Michael Gonzalez ooooo that's a good one

[@devilpiwrecker]

"City city sun stocks" is my new catchphrase

[@AcridMoon]

"I CALLED ROCKSTAR AND GOT GTA 6?!"

[@brgan557]

Then rockstar's gonna turn around and say "nope, this copy is actually GTA 6-1" And you'll have to accept that there will never be a gta 6 until gta stops being popular

[@michaelcabangbang]

PLEASE DO "IS SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY IS THE NEXT SONIC ADVENTURE???"

[@miraclewillow1]

Nah, because Odyssey was actually good.

[@galactic1555]

Do "Metroid Prime 4 leaked?! Directed by Hideo Kojima?!"

[@deadinside-iq2ry]

its funny because hideo kojima might be able to make a good metroid game. he is good at building an atmosphere. it would be better then federation force.

[@Zeelzebub327]

Riyugi Suchiro I can imagine samus being in some crazy situations like metal gear (remembers fusion) oh yeah that would work well.

[@nothingtoseehere6142]

Hey, Fusion was great. Almost as good as Super Metroid.

[@shadowedspartan3237]

HELL YES!

[@Zeelzebub327]

Blaster master Oh no. I love metroid fusion. I should've specified. I imagined Kojima directing metroid Fusion and how he would handle the SA-X.

[@CatGoomba64]

Clickbait 4: Alpharad EXPOSED 🦐🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦐

[@gregbume110]

clickbait: walt disney responsible for lack of mother/f-zero games?

[@achyoav]

Nintendo Switch Hentai Confirmed!?

[@wehngo]

HOT MARIO X BOWSER FANFIC CLICKBAIT sorry

[@wehngo]

That or Alpha X [BUNNY]

[@avystr7604]

ZeRo SWITCHES MAINS TO LITTLE MAC???

[@Kirby950]

Paddock 11 drama alert?

[@Zuthar456]

Yikes this didn’t age well

[@mg640060]

Wolf and snake confirmed for smash port??¿¿¿

[@mg640060]

Nutsack sandwich still pending (have etika somewhere hidden)

[@Toast4690]

Clickbait: Roadhog X Mei confirmed?

[@rhysgerbiltron4041]

Clickbait 4: UNDERTALE 2 CONFIRMED TO BE RATED R?!?!?!?

[@damiyuhh8208]

I dont like how good u are at this

[@Alpharad]

I try to only use my powers for good

[@caspianhorlick4529]

Beware of your clickbait Alpharad. It does you credit, but it could be made to serve the Emperor.

[@MrMooYT-ty8yl]

Pokémon Uranium Bought and Published by Nintendo as Gen 8 Games

[@fryingpan6952]

Mr. Moo - Smash & More yes.

[@MrMooYT-ty8yl]

Finally someone agrees with me

[@Xaveze]

I never thought Weegee reading emojis would be so hilarious.

[@TRIVIA5209]

YOURE TELLING ME I WATCHED ALMOST HALF OF THIS ENTIRE VIDEO AND THERES NO ADVICE ON HOW TO GET LAID?

[@SB407_MUGEN]

I have an idea for clickbait The Emoji Movie was made by Hitler

[@Gabriel-qh4yx]

Pokemaster2016 that's just true

[@mallardwill]

it's not clickbait if it's true

[@Extrazzzz]

Pokemaster2016 that would make sense

[@RedToonSSB]

Clickbait 4: 1000 degree knife vs smash 4

[@Koubles]

NOTIFICATION SQUAD

[@Koubles]

also.... wheres #ROCKETLEAUGEVIDEOCOMMINGSOON

[@cdose]

Kristopher Kohlmeier no

[@cosmojerk6191]

Reporting sir!

[@CubiStudios]

Okay, Game Theory

[@Subject-21]

Clickbait 4 years ago, an actual ad now.

[@eliasmail1397]

Mother 3 is actually really truly coming to the US on the Switch

[@Apple80089]

Definitely will not ever unfortunately we don’t even have earthbound

[@OzzyOzrock]

I'VE NEVER CLICKED FASTER IN MY LIFE

[@dragontormentor9]

Clickbait: Nintendo buys back Banjo Kazooie

[@TeamOneDay]

Clickbait: *Game theory-does Tom Howard control Nintendo?*

[@ToyoTheFox]

#citycitysunstocks 🌇🌆🔆〽️

[@Blossommoon64]

🌆🌆☀️〽️

[@Blossommoon64]

City city didn't work

[@yagirljunee]

🌇🌇🔆〽️

[@assassincharmander390]

Toyo The Fox 🌇🌇🔆〽️

[@cthulhumakesbadcontent3409]

🌇🌆🔆〽️

[@six_buck_dlc]

1:52 he even provides the sauce what an amazing man. this is why im subscribed

[@KingExalted]

Game Theory: Is BUNNY the Antichrist?

[@ShallBePurified]

Do: Zelda in Breath of the Wild is actually Female Link.

[@fishcare195]

Yami bm

[@Jaytwos]

I was literally dying while he was reading off the emojis 😆

[@zombiehead5847]

3:39 He wasn't a clickbaiter, he was a prophet.

[@technicallyxd5615]

"if it isnt broken, dont break it" Good idea Alpha

[@youssefdabul3644]

Suggestion: Is alpharad from the illuminati?

[@youssefdabul3644]

Please Alphadaddy

[@youssefdabul3644]

Another Suggestion: Game Theory: Is Obama the master of the Chaos Emeralds?

[@curfewcrewrobloxgames2141]

Both of those are stupid and impossible, try being a bit more realistic cause it ain't clickbait if nobody believes it enough to click it

[@youssefdabul3644]

I feel it is THAT stupid that people would actually believe it! I really just wanted alpharad to notice me, so I commented the stupidest thing that came to my mind.

[@metaprism1]

ADeadlyChildpon 19 Hey, chopping boss

[@tsukinoakuma]

PLAYABLE NINTENDO CHARACTERS LEAKED FOR OVERWATCH DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!

[@hasargel]

The thambnail just made me feel bad

[@HikkuRikku]

I can't stop watching these clickbait tutorial! its so BRILLIANT!

[@velvetbutterfly]

Those Twitter DMs being read out loud was the funniest thing I saw this year

[@cherryhoppip]

"I'M QUITTING KZbin... AGAIN"

[@noxiebobo]

ZeRo plays on 0.9 launch rate?!

[@zaylok9555]

Here's one: Nintendo NX IS NOT NINTENDO SWITCH!?!?

[@mileskillian04]

I love how much his content has changed while still being the same. its honestly quite refreshing

[@aLesbianStaccato]

I still occasionally watch game theory, but to be honest, mat has definitely gone off the deep end.

[@Hawkatana]

Dude, I gave out about 4 suggestions for the video. You didn't even acknowledge their existence.

[@Alpharad]

Each episode has thousands of suggestions and I only do 10 It's sadly not possible to showcase every single suggestion

[@Hawkatana]

Alpharad Okay, got it.

[@ThatGuyIsACoolGuy]

k

[@muhammadhashamqazi4499]

"Is Paladins the new Overwatch?" That'll trigger both fanboys :D

[@eerwin2494]

2:36 I see how it is...

[@jayemerald99]

Here's a good one: "Game Theory: Is MatPat an Alien in disguise?"

[@PatVX1]

I almost died laughing at that conversation at the end I swear I haven't laughed that hard in monthes.

[@bumbruh]

ZeRo exposed!?!? ZeRo caught CHEATING!?!?

[@nit0134]

bumbruh 0.9

[@necrobonesgaming2424]

he takes 1% less damage when at coordinates 0,0 while using a fully charged f smash as Olimar, ZeRo exposed

[@sannes3285]

A click bait that shows you have been eating bananas wrong

[@hideharu-xiii8852]

Do "Is this where Carmen Sandiego is?"

[@jayrpg9114]

Weegee's narration was the best. EXPOSE HIM and shrimp gecko gecko... gecko shrimp had me dead.

[@MaxMonado]

1:25 Alpharad thanks! I send that to a friend and he yelled 'wait what?!?!' Best moment of my life thanks!

[@TheRyQuaza]

"Is Mario Sunshine secretly based on The Shining?!?!?!?"

[@basilisxjs]

"IS TRIPPING COMING BACK TO SMASH???"

[@alexs4188]

CUTTING MY HAIR WITH AN 1000 DEGREE KATANA???!?!?!!?-not clickbait

[@trash-lol]

I could N O T stop laughing at weegee narrating the emojis aloud

[@ItsBoyRed]

Holy shit, i have legit not laughed this much in a long time, the DM part with the emojis cracked me

[@PROTONPIG]

Clickbait Title: "Is Steam ACTUALLY a VIRUS?"

[@TheGreatUtubeIan]

FF7 remake will not include cloud leak

[@arkmage8213]

Kill la kill based on edgy sailor moon fanfic?!

[@beanguyen3965]

Arkmage Game theory: Is Shadow the Hedgehog actually Ryuko Matoi's Father?!?!?

[@arkmage8213]

oh crap thats actually way better

[@hilotakenaka]

Here's one; "Dark Souls TV Show?!?"

[@focalpoint._]

i hope {BUNNY} Never interacts with MLG Skilled photoshopper Alpharad.

[@HunterIsRad]

Theory: Is tails actually a Figment of Sonic's Imagination?

[@smashprosgaming4267]

Omg I found bunny through the profile pic shown in the video 10 likes and ill share his name

[@ShadzGamez]

SmashPros Gaming It's CRAZYBEAST10. Spread it like wildfire. For daddy alpha

[@iEnjoyApplesauceVeryMuch]

clickbait: Nude Models Found In Brawl ISO?

[@TranslationHell]

"15 AMAZING OPTICAL ILLUSIONS"

[@ricardoboudi9669]

The best part about this video is the random ass emojis that were used when Weegee was dm'ing Bunny. Also him yelling out the emoji names. EXPOSE HIMMM!!!!!! K E Y !!! !!! ! !1 11 !!!

[@cheetahmazing]

when ur watching this after the release of half life 3: im old af

[@sonickhable]

flagged for clickbait

[@victikirby15]

Donald Trump leaked the Nintendo Switch EARLY!?

[@dbomb2448]

When it gets to that weegee part I was dying Probably due to the noose

[@octonomer]

I was so confused until I saw who uploaded this

[@king_soundwave]

I need a thumbnail about sailor neptune get on that