How Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Should Have Ended

How Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Should Have Ended.
Since it hit theaters we started building this episode. Some HISHE's take longer than others and this one was one of those longer ones. One because there are so many characters in this movie we had to actually cut out some of our ideas. And Two we were in an extremely busy time over here with babies being born, going to conventions, and then moving HISHE into a new home. But it's finally here! So please enjoy! This episode was a blast to work on. I'm sorry it couldn't be 20 minutes long with 5 bonus credits scenes.
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[@antonbrakhage490]

"Join him, and together you can rule the galaxy as father and son." Oh God, it fits so well.

[@Ridhwanullah]

Star Wars

[@ethant1372]

Yeah

[@Tomha]

"Darth Vader is real!?"

[@thechickenman3713]

Captain Phoenix Ego is like “too soon”

[@anannonymouscoverartist]

Ik!!!! And that darth vader entrance? Awesome!!!

[@VarinderBhandal]

I like the fact that Peter freaked out more about Darth Vader being real than the fact that his father is still alive.

[@Pm76664]

I say it'd be pretty easy to assume they were dead if you never met them for 30 years.

[@Mugga747]

NERD Incorporated Peter thought he was though

[@bigmommarolls6566]

Your the dude who's from Chris stuckman

[@donnythedingo]

wouldn't you?

[@glooping]

ya

[@mysticalx7974]

Thanos: you should have gone for the head Yondu: you should have gone for the fin

[@vaandor1]

Ego: You should have gone for my... oh damn, you did.

[@Spidoor13]

Captain America: Language!

[@dcstudios2821]

Star lord: you should have gone for the nuts

[@roaringthunder115]

Lol

[@xakineko]

Kills thanos and yells I'm Mary popins!

[@Gameplay-nl2yj]

"I am Groot" "I am Batman" "I am Groot" "I am Batman" "I am Groot" "I am Batman" "I am Groot" "I am Batman" "I am Groot" "I am Batman" "I am Groot" Yandu has joined the chat "A'm Mary Poppins ya'll"

[@sharizsangi5144]

Thanos has joined the chat “I am inevitable”

[@clubedanarrativa5603]

Darth Vader joined the chat "I am your father"

[@marvmurchins5355]

Geek Produções Luke Skywalker has joined the chat Noooooooooooooo!

[@adamt808]

Everyone just ignoring that he spelt it Yandu, just smh

[@hqngefx565]

Spider man has joined the chat “Hi I’m peter Parker”

[@bennettvanorden5333]

Guardians 2 was this in a nutshell 1. I'm your dad! 2. What?! 3. I killed your mom! 4. What?! 5. RIP Yondu

[@bul13ts]

Alien in a nutshell 1. Hey look a planet! 2. Is there something on my face? 3. Is there something popping out of my chest? 4. Is there something killing me right now? 6. Save the cat and blast off.

[@scorcher55_69]

Destiny Gamer you forgot "you destroyed my Walkman"

[@Noelle_Nufkin]

And don't forget I'm Mary poplins y'all

[@goodjobeli]

6. I am groot

[@koalasquare2145]

Some Crazed Nerd I'm batman

[@SheevPalpatine.]

*JOIN HIM AND TOGETHER YOU CAN RULE THE GALAXY AS FATHER AND SON* God that was awesome

[@CassDaMan1138]

Sheev Palpatine Of course my Lord.

[@norgusbjorgus]

Sheev Palpatine indeed Senate

[@fadedadvice4363]

Sheev Palpatine "HOLY CRAP PALPATINE IS REAL!?!?!?!" -Star-Lord

[@WERTYUIO821]

I expected a Darth Vader " I am your father" joke but I didnt expect hin to dew it so great!!!

[@WERTYUIO821]

FadedAdvice Star lord has already met Darth Vader. He should expect Lord Palpatine to hang around the corner!!

[@strigijoe8685]

Anyone else think Rocket’s reaction to Taserface’s name was supposed to represent how the writers reacted to finding the name in the comics

[@ColeAndPhoebeForever]

Absolutely! It makes total sense.

[@ratee7]

5:33 Mantis: "i too never knew my father" that didn't really age well

[@Eman2OO2]

I was just going to say that

[@nedac1336]

I can’t believe guardians 2 came out so long ago

[@arianebolt1575]

Arguably, he doesn't rate the term.

[@ReyIsKingGaming]

As soon as I rewatched this, I went to the comments and see if anyone caught it

[@ShockwaveFPSStudios]

Wasn’t it already established that Mantis was Ego’s daughter in Guardians 2? How is that a retcon.

[@gassygastronomer]

“He may be my father, but he wasn’t my daddy.” “Eh sounds less manly when you say it”

[@oncreativemode5486]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@lordshrimpramen5589]

“Yeah I realize that now”

[@orangemonks894]

Nice quote

[@hotdogiggy8299]

yeah that is in fact what it said

[@mcrain1283]

yeah I too watched the video

[@mohammedsirajuddin8541]

RIP Yondu. You shall be remembered. His death was one of the many death scenes which genuinely made me Sad and cry honestly.

[@bittersweetcoffee2229]

Same Yonduuuuu

[@Flaris]

Agreed. They really made it work. It was a sad moment, but seeing him get that Ravager fun made it ok. You never want to see a character you like die. But he died a good death and will be remembered both in the movies and by those that watched it.

[@arkaeussystem437]

Merle from the walking dead died again why!!!!

[@masonmclaughlin8432]

I honestly only cared for his character because of Michael Rooker

[@Christovar777]

Mohammed Sirajuddin true dat 😭👍🏻 rip yondu

[@venusyip7244]

Ok, we agree Rocket got himself murdered him right? "I am Groot." 😂😂

[@yonduudonta2475]

I’m marry Popins yall

[@nothuman3105]

@@Relaxingtitan no you'arent batman IM REAL BATMAN !!

[@batmanimbatman8127]

I’m Batman

[@sausage6136]

Well thats the only thing he can say

[@jayhem14]

@@sausage6136 so he can only see the word I am groot

[@judeycraft4424]

Mantis: SLEEEEPP *ego falls asleep* Drax: AHAHAHAH

[@livispuzzled]

"hey, whats up, im batman. Wanna know my... Secret identity?" Kills me every time 😂

[@writingref]

Olivia Magaro sleeeeep!

[@JonJoLen]

Olivia Magaro do you want a fist to the face?

[@pseudonymsnake9318]

Olivia Magaro I thought she was gonna read his mind and say his identity out loud

[@bloop1100]

No. She's an empath; not a telepath.

[@pascalcwilson]

Taserface actually had the literal power of a face that shot out tasers in his first comics appearance.

[@nickfiorentzis7632]

GOOD TO KNOW THANKS PAL

[@phastherlight823]

Pascal Wilson really? That's weird but cool.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

I can't tell if you're making that up, and that's kind of the point.

[@admech590]

Marvel is on drugs..like all drugs

[@grimlord3181]

IT IS NOT METAPHORICAL!

[@ClawsAndTeeth]

"Like the talking puppy, I too never knew my father." That did not age well.

[@fatguygetsmad6954]

Not one bit

[@arianebolt1575]

Arguably, she did not, truly, know him.

[@ClawsAndTeeth]

@@arianebolt1575 Fair.

[@awesomesk5578]

Ego Vs Thanos Man that would have been epic

[@spadeofalltrades1321]

Nah ego vs galactus

[@alejandrokaplan7243]

Spade of all Trades can Galactus eat Ego

[@kojoassan4828]

Ego would win

[@alejandrokaplan7243]

Kojo Assan Galactus vs Ego

[@Muksss]

Thanos could’ve used the Power Stone to kill Ego

[@daftoptimist]

Yondu and Gamora still alive and with the guardians? Now that’s REALLY how it should have ended.

[@flavours804]

If Galactus comes in the MCU and yondu was here he could kill him with ease

[@siddharth2796]

@@flavours804 no

[@echooo123]

@@siddharth2796 yo yondu strong asf that little red arrow kills everyone, Galactus is nothing

[@roshankattil8584]

Ganomorea

[@joshsonofzeus4759]

@@flavours804 Yondu: *whistles* Galactus: oof Yondu: you can't beat Mary Poppins, y'all!

[@nicolas.thompson.]

I'm marry poppins ya'll was the best line in guardians of the galaxy

[@jjurc]

Nicolas Thompson my fav was"the skin is too thick to cut fom the outside... i must cut it from the inside...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA"

[@bluewhale7924]

What about ": U feel love." Peter ": Yeah, I guess yea I feel general unselfish - Mantis ": No sexual love..for her !" She nailed it 😂😂

[@deepchocolatebridgeofsand.4854]

Nicolas Thompson the best line in cinematic history

[@7hew0lv3r1ne]

"They're called harbulary batteries." "Anulax batteries" "That's not even close to what I said!"

[@ecviews755]

Nicolas Thompson TTTHHHEEEEE BEEEEEEESSSSSTTTTT

[@wafflegod6141]

“Hey there little wooden child, whatcha doing with that bomb there near my brain?”

[@businessgoose8931]

“I just heard him say he stole our batteries” “Me too” “Me three” “Me four” “Me gold!” “Murder him!”

[@oken3327]

“No one steals our Harbulary batteries.”

[@cameronmonaghan6883]

That escalated quickly

[@ggkk8909]

"Okay, we all agree Rocket got himself killed right?"

[@Extreme2566]

1:04

[@janejankoski5699]

@@ggkk8909 absolutely

[@lovecupcakeyumcutie1692]

I love how Darth Vader just shows up

[@TheWoov]

As soon as I read this the dearth Vader scene played

[@Kalesh313]

The music kind of gave it away ^^

[@houselik]

To be countiued. Meme

[@anannonymouscoverartist]

I know right?!!!!

[@Methew217]

lovecupcakeyumcutie 1 I feel the same way

[@samuelstephen2762]

Thanos "I have a problem with this!" xD

[@itiswhatitis6673]

thats my favorite part lmao

[@xandermills9499]

Thanos is like " I don't like a universe filled with ego tentacles "

[@smirk-in-progress4800]

Sometimes HISHE deciding to do every major movie rather than just the ones they wanted had mixed results...but this one was spot on with all the cleverness and wit of their older works. Aaaaah. So satisfying.

[@Spidoor13]

7:14 Martha. Batman: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?! 😨😠

[@Racurz]

The Darth Vader father joke is still hilarious and I don't know how much it's been used now lol

[@jarretrausch]

Racurz and it makes since because peter quill only knows of old music and movies so he would know death Vader from Star Wars lol

[@Racurz]

yea it just fits in here perfectly lol

[@frowlinian8175]

Racurz same here, I knew it was coming too and thought "Vaders gonna come in here... again *sigh*" and when he did I just burst out laughing 😂

[@Willqer]

That's HISHE's running gag so no surprise there

[@marcussmith7145]

Yeah I heard the music in the background and was like, wait I recognize that music. And then I realized. The imperial march (father son remix)

[@mohamedibrahimtaha615]

I laughed so hard at "wait marry poppins is a women?" 😂🤣

[@reysali4898]

The like is 123

[@RikouHogashi]

@@reysali4898 now it's stuck saying 2 3 times

[@cocospixxa3819]

Me too

[@ohboy8465]

578 likes and 5 comments including mine.

[@pokefanriley8078]

That is so hilarious I love it when they argue😂

[@davidchittick6783]

The High Evolutionary would be pissed if they killed Rocket 1:12

[@laurengarcia4342]

“ I am marry Poppins y’all “ Favourite line out of the whole movie who else

[@landonwilson1837]

"Because I'm Batman." "I am Groot!" "I'm Batman!" "I am Groot!" "I'M MARY POPPINS YA'LL."

[@TheShyGamer]

WAIT MARY POPPINS IS A FEMALE XD

[@machr293]

I was getting really tired of "I'm Batman" and then they mix it with this movie! Best part of HISHE yet!

[@princeamongkings343]

"I'm gold!"

[@galaxywarrior4437]

"did someone call my name?"

[@a.gentleman5441]

I'ma mario!

[@taintedsibling]

Oh god that ending was brilliant. "I think I will call him...Martha." Batman's kriptonite!

[@justabeard3794]

Batman's kryptonite is women. Didn't you see the epic invasion of the Villain Pub?

[@tempest4247]

taintedsibling yes

[@TheKinglax94]

No it was Arthur

[@Fortniteprojr]

Sleep

[@lamedude5103]

Kryptonite**

[@EvilAwoken]

Ah yes my favorite Rey quote: "WE COULD BE RELATED"

[@Mtab2260]

Andrew Marble wrote vid bud.

[@Phoenix_Left]

@@Mtab2260 it's in the intro

[@nelson2901]

Batman: I am Batman Groot: I am Groot Yondu: I’m Mary Poppins Y’all Darth Vader and Ego: IM A DAD WE GOTTA TELL EVERYBODY!!!!

[@FreeKentHovind]

Mantis called the Raccoon a "puppy" Thor now called him a "rabbit". xD lol

[@JoeyCentral]

Well if it makes rocket happy, I call Mantis my sloot.

[@mariechen8467]

What Is Your Worldview? - Creation or Evolutionism? Nebula calls Rocket "a fox"

[@Noobmaster-es9hh]

Wasn't he "kitten"? I really hope that's not gonna be in the next movie 😂

[@billyotherbilly5198]

@@mariechen8467 drax calls him an owl

[@babysharkyt5960]

The Rabbit is Correct.

[@mmmahh9056]

Mantis would be the ultimate wingman, she'll be able to tell any guy/ girl how I feel and make anyone that I don't like fall asleep.

[@jackfrost1254]

Sleeeeeep

[@notdave2752]

what if mantis is the girl you like

[@kylepessell1350]

Mantis is the "Celestial Madona" in the comics. She is one of the most important characters in the Marvel Universe.

[@darwinxavier3516]

What if Mantis uses her powers on someone you like but doesn't like you.

[@Raidoven]

that last part would make her a great wingman for Bill Cosby too

[@Couch_Banana]

2:00 I love that Vader is what's concerning him now.

[@Shadow-rz5pb]

Funniest ending ever: :Start Groot says "I am Groot" Batman says "I'm Batman" Yondu says "I'm Marry Poppins" Goto Start (This could go on forever) XD

[@samt9349]

“Me too.” “Me three.” “Me Gold.” 😂

[@athenalillylove3952]

Good one 😂

[@dowom1452]

420 baby

[@notbakana7354]

Me Human

[@zhangsherlock2483]

Me Lord

[@rothinzil9804]

Me snap

[@osvaldocampagne2357]

When Gamora said “My father’s probably gonna kill everyone on this planet.” Well.. half of everyone, but damn.

[@optimisticwatermelon]

not even half he earth, half of the entire UNIVERSE

[@chatch621]

Not even.

[@waveswanders998]

mr. stark, i don't feel so good

[@pizzamaster355]

Mr wave, I dont feel so good.

[@butterflyfx57]

Guess you could say she was half right.

[@nelsonsyphus6639]

I like how you can hear the music and his footsteps slowly getting louder before you see Vader 😂

[@Spidoor13]

1:42 Ego: Darth Vader! How did you get in here? Darth Vader: Because I’m Darth Vader!

[@Barrie96]

Lol Darth Vader is spaces version of Batman 😂

[@Spidoor13]

Mm-hmm.

[@johngregor556]

7:05 A part of me expected that she had created her own café with Darth Vader and Deadpool.

[@juno_4492]

John Gregor anti-hero bar !

[@johngregor556]

That was were I was talking about!

[@notAshildr]

I kinda believe antiheroes would like to go clubbing. And of course Harley would be the bartender...

[@waltonvelvet3862]

Oh lol yessss!!!!!!!

[@CappyK]

Yes. Villain Pub. Hero Cafe. Anti Hero food truck. Or... Anti Hero fast food? Anti Hero pizza parlour?

[@creepyghostchick8336]

"He might have been your father but he ain't your daddy". I Cried so hard.

[@perhapsapickle9537]

Creepy Ghost Chick A

[@mohamine9540]

what did she meant by martha i didn t understood the joke i know it s from bvs but what exactly she meant by that ?

[@davetycho8330]

"You're not my father, but I'll still call you daddy" -Goddess Hestia, from How to be an Adventurer

[@Jakioliberty]

both Superman and Batman mother's name was martha

[@mohamine9540]

but why they had to link it with adam warlok ?

[@dice_overlord]

6:36 awesome credit song you should make that a full song. Like the arrow one.

[@conmanay4563]

3:47 I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS!!!! ROFL😂

[@roycieraad5558]

6:05 that's the best scene

[@gemtigasus5704]

I agree fully 😂😂

[@talila6466]

roy cieraad vader was

[@Josh-zu8cr]

roy cieraad i agree

[@YuriPlayz0421]

I’m Batman vs. I am Groot vs. Mary Poppins

[@jeffanderson9938]

Man, the Super Cafe for Infinity War is going to be insane. They may need to push two tables together. Edit: Dang, over 2000 likes! I was not expecting that. Thank you all!

[@HoV326]

Jeff Anderson they'll have to buy out the whole restaurant

[@logandulken163]

Jeff Anderson but I think a few seats will be empty at the end.

[@windrunnerradiant4776]

Logan Dulken That was uncalled for.

[@masterle4248]

Marcelo Saunders buying the cafe that's easy cuz Batman can do that do u know why?

[@jimmykeffer7401]

Master Le ..... Why?

[@Natta44]

This was so funny! Especially the pop culture references blowing Peters mind everytime. Yondus voice was on point. Where do you find these voice actors?! Amazing

[@rockingamingwiththesahit2145]

2:32 Quill messings things up by waking people up from their sleep again

[@Kathrynpow]

their voice acting is on point👌🏻👌🏻

[@joe6269]

KathyKittyKat and im British

[@octoberbandproductions7630]

KathyKittyKat I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC |-/

[@simpleargonain]

Those 666 likes tho

[@archierogers121]

Yes they are good

[@Ok-fn6ue]

KathyKittyKat we dony no what your saying

[@andyquin78]

Why didn't Yondu just fly his arrow through the planets brain?

[@pizzamaster355]

A.C. yeah.

[@radenochrioveros4955]

BECAUSE I'M BATMAN

[@roanmaye5498]

Im Mary Poppins y'all

[@j.p.9522]

Because he didn't know where the brain was.

[@CreeperGamingBhkaOoeiMks]

because its a movie, itd make it to simple

[@giaencrapera8763]

in the opening you should put Anakin and have his quote be, "I'm a father" so he can tell everyone

[@sarahelisabeth247]

2:46 the new Frank and Bert :')

[@rachelelizabeth6017]

7:11 "I think I shall call him Martha." Ohhhh, nice one! 😄

[@Noah-pq8rv]

Rachie- Face People are definitely overplaying that joke. The scene could've been done better but I knew that it was supposed be Batman realizing Superman's humanity not that their mothers have the same name. Martha was a trigger word for Bruce and after he heard that and then learned Superman wanted him save his mother. He realized Superman is not his enemy. (Something Alfred tried to tell during the whole movie) Alfred = Voice of Reason

[@julianzabala9010]

Rachie- Face That one caught me off-guard 😂

[@therealmichaelgarcia6113]

Rachie- Face I thought she said arthur

[@trentlane6971]

King Caesar bla,bla,bla,bla,😁😁😁

[@Noah-pq8rv]

Ryan Sorry, I'm always on the defensive about these things. A lot of people trash the movie for stupid reasons. It's okay not to like it but Everywhere I go people still trash that moment.

[@theamazingbidoof5277]

Saw that darth vader joke coming from MILES away.

[@dannyfenlon2476]

The amazing Bidoof hell he came from miles away

[@RagamuffinBabyDoll]

And apparently so did he!

[@ArtemisEros]

The amazing Bidoof Yup

[@caaltaes732]

The amazing Bidoof nop you only hear it

[@Nightwing9597]

Crazy Cat High Five!! ✋🏼

[@tizianogrimm2155]

2:40 watch out here comes my arrow

[@Bmanlegoboy]

5:33 whose watching this after watching The holiday special and finding out Mantis is Peter’s half-sister/Ego’s daughter?

[@starkk_a]

Batman: IM BATMAN!!! Baby Groot: I AM GROOT!!! Yondu: IM MARRY POPPINS Y`ALL!!! Me: Well this could take a while

[@Iqzzy-KO]

LOOOL that killed me!

[@PresbianTier]

Fire God who would win? Groot won last time.

[@zuai946]

This comment sounds like something my autistic step-brother would say lol

[@cutenesskitty9094]

I dead

[@literallyglados]

SLEEEEEEEP

[@AJWatsonify]

This is my fav HISHE yet. The Martha Warlock bit made me spit my coffee!

[@treffs3929]

Alun Guy spoilers dude

[@semipork]

Alun Guy didnt get that last part. Whos arthor?

[@robinmaibals1193]

Save the Martha, save the world.

[@catherinenewsom8131]

WHY DID SAY THAT NAME!?

[@ashleydavid1948]

+Robin Maibals Nooo ! !!! Why did you say that name ??! ?!! ?

[@sydssolanumsamsys]

5:01 and I'm Mary poppins

[@MacStrings]

Putting batman to sleep was the best idea 😂

[@verdethestarwarrior1088]

Superman: If I had two dads, I would try to save them. Batman: YOU LET PA KENT DIE IN A TORNADO

[@john-ig3oj]

SUPERMAN: DUDE. I thought you were asleep.

[@UltraBatshift]

I think Bats is saying Pa' Kent. Cuz his name is Jonathan, not Paul.

[@JS-lk1ut]

"I have a problem with this" -Thanos

[@Iamadisappointment]

Yeah

[@awesomeanbar9402]

Balance

[@flameball6935]

______ ______ lol

[@Lucas-ek2uc]

4:40 Super Café timestamp 3:11 Villain Pub timestamp (This is just for me)

[@AlexanderTheGr8er]

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life as much as I did the last like 15 seconds of that. Well done!

[@bethstanley6838]

"I am now taking over the entire universe" "So, you should probably start running..." Thanos-"I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS"

[@thefilmwatcher1302]

Hyflix GD I didn’t, really. What I did have a problem with was being permanently engulfed by an expanding blob of bio-matter and, more importantly, losing my job at the pub.

[@vymancross3551]

@@thefilmwatcher1302 but Guardians killed ego so you might have you job. How are you plunging the washroom? Plunge with hatred..mhhmmh...plunge

[@hyperion7806]

I love Peter's reaction on everything that shocks him

[@bethstanley6838]

Pildahl 1998 yeah me too

[@bensellers803]

Same

[@andrewjoyce9038]

It's a reference to when ego told quill he killed his mum

[@SuperRamtin]

@@andrewjoyce9038 not really?

[@ronan.k]

Whaaat?!!!

[@samuelwetz8378]

2:27 my favorite part 😂

[@HarryPotter-by3gt]

3:33 Voldemort, We meet again

[@jayjaysalanguit3116]

Fact that Voldemort didn't reply to you

[@oreo1749]

Moldy Voldy

[@shivabajpai3999]

EXPECTO PATRONUM

[@aidantaylor9008]

“THIS IS NOT METAPHORICAL!” 😂😂😂

[@shahdahmed-zv2rh]

wow dude XD

[@timhoward5]

188 yes it is

[@sunnylilacs]

So my workmates and I may or may not have named our Snapchat group Tazerfaces after watching this movie, and also kept the name to this day

[@tiagotavareschorao9232]

Why was that so good hahahahahha

[@LouisKingLouis]

I've waited so long for this and it didn't disappoint

[@tuesday4216]

ikr it was amazing

[@ceoofgex7552]

LM Kilgallen Ikr!

[@stevemic6942]

After the events of the holiday special and Vol 3, we know Mantis did know her father..but Peter and the gang killed her dad when he killed his dad so yea, everyone got some daddy drama

[@luispunq]

when groot is slapped out of ego.."i am groooot"@4:16

[@inh4855]

29 seconds of logo! *DING!*

[@abinmathew7574]

Cinemasins.....

[@chandeecarson9330]

Boi

[@Casey5693]

Ding!

[@cackycreeperkingvlogs8262]

Insert name here I understood that reference

[@probot8434]

Insert name here thats racist.

[@horsenuggets1018]

Ego: I'm your dad, Peter. Peter: Whaaat? Vader: *runs towards the duo* You have a son too?! You should tell everyone! Peter, have you heard the news? *goes nuts*

[@cecebuggington2007]

Hahaha

[@cecebuggington2007]

Spoiler alert this isn't the 1st Darth Vader joke in the hishe series

[@mridulasenapati2199]

I made it 100 likes!!

[@JhonFeliciano]

Hey Obi-Wan, Peter's dad is Ego Hey Luke, Peter's dad is Ego Hey Leia, Peter's dad is Ego

[@jacquietimms3075]

Thanos.

[@James-jb1do]

5:53 - Pa Kent

[@LEGITPURPOSE]

Well at least we know who Mantis's father is now.

[@sarikakaushik3771]

I am batman I am groot I am mary poppins y all I am ironman I am ant man I am black panther king of wakanda CIVIL WAR But then Dr strange- I am sherlock Ironman- so was I

[@milesmorales2106]

The invincible iron man black panther- "I don't care"

[@sarikakaushik3771]

Miles Morales yeah

[@sirius_raspberry]

You missed two: I am Diana of Themyscira, daughter of Hippolyta, queen of the amazons. I am the most powerful hedgehog in the world!

[@marycassatt6542]

Midrulean Hero "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"

[@RyfernzOfficial]

The invincible iron man nice one 😂

[@gator7822]

Now a full version of "Watch out here comes my arrow"

[@milesgaunt6767]

I'm on it. give me a day.

[@milesgaunt6767]

OR half a day. 1st verse on a massive spaceship a galaxy away from the super café two guys were sitting in a jail but then they walked the other way some guys saw them walkin 'way and it flew, yes it flew, straight right thru killing everyone watch out here comes my arrow! it flies really fast! killing everyone! watch out here comes my arrow! legolas sucks! and yondu is the one! like for 2nd verse

[@milesgaunt6767]

+Char-Char Liong thx

[@milesgaunt6767]

+Char-Char Liong thanks for the like. now verse 2: when they started to leave, he grabbed his arrow of lighting. they could'nt resist, listening to this, so enlighting. then they heard some guys say: clear out, the guards on their way and it flew! yes it flew! straight right thru! blowing them all away watch out here comes my arrow! it flies really fast! and kills everyone! watch out here comes my arrow! legolas sux! and yondu is the one!

[@jadenchen8921]

30 seconds of logos Sin Counter: ding Whoops wrong channel

[@grantameele421]

Git. Go on boy, I said git.

[@mindomeus]

3:30 the face you make when someone cheats on you the explosion is what you do to them

[@mffgameplay7809]

I am batman I am groot I am batman I am groot I am Mary poppins ya'all And I am taser face

[@fxshyboy4508]

*y'all

[@mffgameplay7809]

Poop

[@joehairt4876]

Deepandra Kaushik I am Groot

[@Dest66]

btw batman doesn't say "I am Batman" he says "I'm Batman"

[@mrtupac2877]

+Baby Groot “I'M BATMAN!!!!"

[@matteopirovano]

"Whatch out here comes my arrow and Legolas sucks" 😂😂😂😂😂 Awesome!! one of the best HISHE videos! 😂 bravo!👏👏

[@popcultureenthusiast5587]

Matteo Pirovano Yondu is the one!!!!

[@holyassbutts]

*2:20* My brother and I would often visit my aunt and uncle after school, and they'd do the exact same thing: Take a nap shortly after we got there. They didn't have a TV, so my brother and I would literally just sit there in the living room waiting for them to get up so we could do stuff. Good times... ?

[@realfitzmarker]

1:12 - 1:14 High Evolutionary: I have a problem with this!

[@NerdsofaFeatherOfficial]

I'M MARY POPINS YA'LL

[@therealmichaelgarcia6113]

Nerds of a Feather I'm Batman!

[@samhart51]

I am Groot!

[@Jus0707]

The Real Michael Garcia i am groot

[@stewfu]

Nerds of a Feather and I'm David S Pumpkins 😎😂😂😂

[@andten100]

I AM GROOT!

[@jacobb.9181]

"Me too" "Me three" "ME GOLD!"

[@bisquits8175]

Jacob Burden LMAO

[@YayMiko]

I love Peter's voice in these so much, the inflections are perfect

[@rakibrayhan112]

0:54 that pretty much summarises my entire life

[@anyanovozhilova549]

Groot: _I AM GROOT!!_ Batman: _I'M BATMAN!!_ Yondu: _I'M MARY POOPINS, Y'ALL!!_

[@Zeknif1]

Supes: Oh no...

[@mamalali9983]

Anya Novozhilova i'm werewolf

[@JRM_-yq5ed]

Gaurdians of the galaxy vol 1 Supes: this could take a while

[@themidnightwolf2078]

Anya Novozhilova did someone call my name?

[@aa38aa38]

I am Steve Rogers

[@joeysart2630]

That new intro was the best thing Iv seen all week

[@joethemoviemaker1340]

Joey's Art totally

[@talila6466]

Joey's Art same

[@bigstunna2049]

Joey's Art same

[@swanpride]

Yeah, I was laughing harder about this one than the rest of the vid.

[@henrytownshend8862]

3:20 I was thinking about this plot hole

[@flareaethyr2773]

4:07 alternate alternate ending Yandoo fuckboi throws his arrow through to the brain core

[@j_6469]

That new intro though 👌

[@SuperMovieLvr933]

J _ Yesss

[@coltodude5778]

ya, nice job hishe keep up the good work

[@bluesorcerer83]

It strikes me that they have opted for the MCU intro style instead the DCEU one, even knowing that Batman and Superman are the "protagonists" of the channel.

[@fringant]

J _ I

[@zlozel]

you mean those 30 sec of logos?

[@Konree]

"My dad was a love machine" RA-RA-RASPUTIN RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE

[@KaiZurus]

Where is the cat now?

[@doch.8039]

XD that’s amazing

[@ivanivanoffkrakowski9096]

cant wait for your vol3 hishe where adam warlock is martha

[@sugabrowndominguez4614]

Thank you for THESE.

[@ClayCampbell]

30 seconds of logos (Ding)

[@cmdraftbrn]

narration (ding)

[@catherinenewsom8131]

Cinema Sins reference (ding)

[@jeffreycheng5141]

These people would be great at Cinema Sins (Ding)

[@lukes3845]

This goes on for some time *(Ding)*

[@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312]

Y'all are great

[@mr.unicum]

if we are talking about dads and sons, darth wader will always show up :D

[@gibbs615]

Seems that way! LOL!

[@Wade_Fucking_Wilson]

gibbs615 dibs

[@Sean1647]

MR. UNICUM Did you just say SON?! I HAVE A SON!

[@eeeuuu1110]

MR. UNICUM Vader*

[@natanshick]

_Dark Wader_ squad!

[@damunaik4]

"Like the talking puppy I too never knew my father" Uhh...you sure about that Mantis?