How Guardians of the Galaxy Should Have Ended

Guardians of the Galaxy gets several alternate endings. Enjoy!
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[@JamesLandon]

Thanos: "I will rule the universe, _and_ sit in this chair."

[@matijacerljenko1785]

+Groot i am batman

[@TheWorldsBiggestFan89]

+James Landon INFINITY WAR MUAHWAHAHAHA!!!!

[@generalpeeps]

+James Landon That right there is a villain I can relate too

[@generalpeeps]

+generalpeeps At least I think he's a villain, he did kinda do f*ck all

[@Travio567]

+Batman i am Travio!

[@PLUX4]

"I will rule the universe, AND sit in this chair" BEST. VILLAIN. EVER.

[@TheEgyptianGamerGeek]

"Infinity War"

[@e8zsy832]

Sit on these cushions, we must

[@Adamatronamus]

The most comfortable chair in the universe.

[@movecount]

Well yeah he really hates standing, in Thor's analysis of Thanos.

[@Jacob-dr5mr]

That Vacation teaser was hillarious

[@AnarchicAnimeFan51]

I came back after Infinity War, you DON'T want Thanos out of that chair!!!!

[@sheelaprasad601]

well,,

[@Jadol04]

At 1:05 he said infinity war, 4 years before the movie!

[@husnainali2050]

@@Jadol04 yup

[@liseyjones4990]

ahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahah

[@professionalghost138]

@@Jadol04 well it was already announced at that point

[@kiphowland8826]

The “YES” when the guy killed Yondu was hilarious

[@teamdremma3904]

it really was

[@lordofglencoe6205]

Actually he said “Yusss”

[@jbproductions9]

There’s plenty more! Just watch the HISHEs for Star Wars 9, Avengers: Infinity War, and Avengers: Endgame!

[@davesmith4839]

Yes, Wong! Are my favorite yes guy moments

[@Panda72021]

I had to go back and pause to admire the facial expression. Derpy faces on animated characters that are either in the background, or for split second moments (like this) are my favorite.

[@Badicalz]

"I am Groot" and "I'm Batman." For 20 seconds. Truly the mightiest battle of wits ever contested in the galaxy

[@Kalina47]

Not even the galaxy. In existence itself.

[@jebeifinn443]

Better than Batman vs Superman

[@denisrybak7688]

Is there any 10 hours version of this?

[@sandeshms2148]

I am groot and I am Vision conversation in Avengers Assemble

[@tgkafg]

Batman @ Groot: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!!

[@DrM1nd3nd3r]

"Music got weird." Most accurate statement ever.

[@woei-sheuwu4037]

+chris pier Some i suppose. . . people's been singing about sex and drug and such for a while, but some of the things these days are weird considering he's never heard anything after the walkman era

[@andrecerqueira9963]

Não me

[@nothanks9980]

WAP

[@compilationrex124]

@@nothanks9980 😂😂

[@goblincomic4522]

Everhear thrash metal. That the most f up music genre and it exist for long time

[@kalinkayo]

"You're so weird Thanos." "INFINITY WARRRRRRRR MUAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHH! !!!!!

[@KydzPlays]

@Maxsteel2k9 Oh really?

[@KydzPlays]

@Maxsteel2k9 because there was a 6 issue comic book called 'the infinity war' which is about... Well you can figure that one out.

[@doc8013]

@Maxsteel2k9 it's the infinity war saga. It's a comic book series and it's been what the mcu has been loosely following for years.

[@Eldenimation]

Right XD

[@SolarCol]

@Maxsteel2k9 Comics

[@zikriramadan]

"i will rule the universe, and sit in this chair" 2018 *Becomes a farmer

[@michael-r2y4e]

2019

[@ferraprime4564]

Michael Junior Peart *2018

[@michael-r2y4e]

@@ferraprime4564 no we see him as a farmer in 2019!!!!!!!

[@derpypixel4951]

Michael Junior Peart but in the marvel universe it was 2018 at that time.

[@GeckoKingGaming]

*Becomes headless

[@phobos258]

"Bats are totally scary" - way ahead of their time on this quote :-)

[@prantik.pramanick]

:_-)

[@awc6007]

Damn lol

[@CIark_Kent]

I AM GROOT

[@raiyanmustafa224]

@@CIark_Kent I am batman

[@CIark_Kent]

@@raiyanmustafa224 I AM Groot!

[@3Dasha]

'I got this new thing called iPod'. So, HISHE predicted the sequel...

[@southsportsdude]

3Dasha Zune.. ****** You Kraglin

[@u-minchoi7198]

3Dasha ZUNE!!!!

[@isaacshamon8621]

I'm from the future ipods were made already

[@TailsGaming1999]

was just about to say that.

[@thetruth3925]

3Dasha o

[@thatscifinerd7638]

RIP Chair 2014-2018

[@pellet1167]

2012-2018

[@Rp92187]

😂

[@Rp92187]

@@pellet1167 yes!!

[@LukeTheGhostKiller]

*Thanos:* (whispering) _I’m sorry_ 😢

[@jax903]

“ You should be called normal man who dresses as bat”, Also Drax 2014

[@misterquinster8816]

drax would totally say that though lol

[@ericawalker7695]

I love that statement and I love how literal he takes everything. Makes these moments funnier.

[@ryanlee4720]

Captain America, Bucky and Star Lord should have a scene at the end of Infinity War where it shows them catching up on what the missed while they were gone

[@largecheeto6964]

Yeah

[@kiranananaa]

Agree!

[@tommoore43]

YES PLEASE THEY NEED TO GEEK OUT ABOUT EVERYTHING TOO. like WHAT THEY MADE A TMNT MOVIE? WHAT??!?!?!? then they finish the movie just sad

[@aceofspades4930]

+Tom Moore that would be amazing

[@wetfarts9424]

Captain did in winter soldier

[@chrisjernigan1912]

Raccoon voice is spot on. Almost thought you used the original actor

[@pollybyrne1504]

Chris Jernigan you mean rocket?

[@ethanfarnsworth4420]

lmao the Raccoon?

[@shhwayy]

Chris Jernigan HES NOT A RACCOON! Thats shat be said anyway

[@ethanfarnsworth4420]

The Darkside what do you mean by shat?

[@silentapprentice]

He's an angry puppy

[@RockneOliver]

I busted out laughing at the chitauri soldier shooting Yandu in the head and then going YES!! ( 2:04 or so ). I so wondered why that didn't actually happen, and his YES!! in this video just capped it off nicely.

[@omarelsherif4125]

LOL That fucked me up too XD

[@daphneyantoine9645]

thats not a chitauri.

[@saulward8801]

+Edward Kenway language

[@RockneOliver]

+daphney antoine - What were they? They looked like Chitauri. I'm not a huge comic book buff so I have no idea what they are if not Chitauri. Would you please fill us n00bs in? TIA!

[@daphneyantoine9645]

Rockne Oliver Sakaarans.

[@evanmaxcerne8523]

2:05 "YES WOOOONNNG"

[@Reaping_Matster]

That was my thoughts too

[@soummadiptamukherjee]

Same.

[@hisu4156]

awwwwww groot's voice is so cute

[@spaghettimeatballs5376]

Froster Blaze i know right :D

[@dhoward792]

Froster Blaze I know!! I love watching this over and over!!

[@jeffn2566]

Froster Blaze I like the butt song better

[@ThatRyanD]

The bit with Ronan joining hands with them and them not knowing what to do about it killed me. So funny.

[@stannisthemannisbaratheon1039]

Best part.

[@SageVallant]

I was hoping that Ronan would accept the challenge for the Dance Off. :(

[@NJ_Dsneybuf]

Mike E That already happens in a clip Marvel Studios recently revealed of the Blu-Ray's gag reel.

[@SageVallant]

***** You call that dancing?! :p

[@Jake__Rose]

Oh hey Ryan, fancy seeing you here.

[@XxkillerxX10]

Batman: "Music got weird" Sooo much wisdom in these 3 words xDDD

[@alexlang5390]

I know 3 words with much more wisdom...I AM GROOT!

[@TheWisdomBear]

I have wisdom

[@MrGamernova]

Fred FHRITP Guy I'm Batman!

[@Stevyyy1994]

I AM GROOT!

[@_Biggg_t]

Hah I know right

[@livm9306]

“Why do you dress like a bat” “To strike fear” “Bats are tiny mammals you should be called man who dresses as bat”

[@mlrs2807]

Normal man

[@Jack-mx6wg]

😂😂

[@coruscantguardprivate]

Corona....

[@Rp92187]

😂

[@vertsuvionneon3827]

@@coruscantguardprivate 2020: and I took that personally

[@lordbrick42]

"I'm Batman. I am Groot. I'm Batman. I am Groot. I'm Batman. I am Groot. I'm Batman. I am Groot." Put that on a shirt!

[@destynar]

Make 10 hour video of that 8)

[@lazzawazza93]

add "Hodor" in there for good measure

[@primusmaximum]

It should have those two on it and the whole background is "I'm Batman!" "I'm Groot!" written over and over and over in size 12 font.

[@jameerjamison724]

I'M BATMAN!!!!!!

[@toontownrules413]

Larry Molloy I'm Batman. I am Groot! I'm Batman. I am Groot! I'm Batman. I am Groot! I'm Batman. I am Groot! I'm Batman. I am Groot! I'm Batman. I am Groot! I'm Batman. I am Groot! HODOR!

[@narutoxpein98]

sometime need to make a 10 hour version of groot and batman saying i am groot and i am batman

[@narutoxpein98]

wait i meant someone ..... wtf brain

[@TheJumperReject]

Princess Luna Too late dude. That's your gift to the internet. NOW DO IT!

[@narutoxpein98]

:S Alright this is gonna take awhile...

[@narutoxpein98]

/watch?v=C_C1WtBPbGI there. I've done a 1 hour version because 10 hour is just too long for me. it should be viewable after it is processed

[@vjl323]

Princess Luna You won the Internet today. Thank you for that. My life is now complete. :)

[@kunaiplayz8005]

4:58 most sophisticated argument in media

[@pizzi5104]

yeah pretty much

[@wyattl.4023]

2:05 - 2:06 Best. Drawing Transition. Ever.

[@teamdremma3904]

YESS

[@jaideite1047]

if Peter is now discovering what an iPod is now... imagine him discovering the internet!!

[@titekubo1997]

Anakin Skywalker he would never leave his room ever.

[@deez6804]

Yeah the way he is he would like that- *LUKE ARE YOU DOING YOUR HOMEWORK* *MOM ITS SPRING BREAK* And it looks like we've ran out of room in this reply!

[@eggstxrboi8118]

I’m offended your name is anakin skywalker but u haven’t even got the darth Vader tune in ur song playlist 😢

[@heyitsmeari9940]

Baby groots voice is sssoooo cute

[@joshuagenesis434]

Hey it's me Ari uuii

[@LucyWest370]

I’m Mary Poppins, y’all!

[@hyper-revenge-sio]

Hey it's me Ari I know right

[@ashleypepper2375]

Soo cute

[@Randompeerson73836]

I know right

[@ltericdavis2237]

Unbeknownst to the rest of the cafe, Batman and Groot were actually having a high level discussion of the alteration of their beings as applied to movie versus the comic books, and the quantum physics that allows the interdimensional hero cafe to operate for both Marvel and DC universes.

[@s.n.9485]

that makes sense.

[@Arob4343]

Yes!! Someone else understood what they were saying!

[@grandpagohan1]

Really? All I heard was "I'm Batman" followed by "WE KNOW ALREADY!!!!"

[@SwagLawd]

*Unbeknownst, sorry I couldn't resist

[@ltericdavis2237]

Ben Wishart Fixed, thank you.

[@yappaplay]

4:06 “You also left an infinity stone to a city that barely has any protection left.” That explains how Thanos got the power stone easily in Infinity War.

[@MiTheMer]

That and he had the space stone which allows one to teleport wherever you want, if I recall right. Probably wouldn't have been much safer if it were still at Nova Corps.

[@insertcreativenamehere492]

@@MiTheMer that was after. He was just normal Thanos(still extremely strong with his army and all) when he got the power stone

[@avpaavcomics1299]

@@MiTheMer He took the space stone from the Asgardians by ambushing their ship at the start of the movie.

[@UnknownPerson-wc7wf]

Batman v Groot: Dawn of I Am Coming Soon

[@GWJDerp]

lerl

[@imperialscout1262]

Sounds alot better than Batman vs Superman

[@lucadeeley9363]

I hope not u were shit

[@norahfinney7856]

i would soooooooooo see that

[@BitchPudding]

**Makes 5 billion opening weekend**

[@99names16]

"You guys sing a lot about butts now, why do you do that?" "I don't know music got bad" Hahaha

[@99names16]

*got weird.

[@anteprs7908]

Yunus Ibrahim well did it

[@doggieofdoom]

Yunus Ibrahim lol it's actually "got weird" but whatever, either is true so

[@MartialKaiju98]

Sums up today's society. Miss the good old days.

[@ryanwhitlock7350]

I scrolled down to this right as he said it

[@smellulater1123]

After infinity war: HE DIDN’T EVEN SIT IN THE DAMN CHAIR

[@Spidoor13]

Language!

[@doc8013]

@@Spidoor13 really?

[@Spidoor13]

Yeah, really!

[@doc8013]

@@Spidoor13 quit censoring people. "Damn" isn't even explicit language.

[@Spidoor13]

Ugh... (face palm)

[@jacobhayes1239]

HOW DID HISHE KNOW ABOUT INFINITY WAR IN 2014!?!?!?! oh wait.....comic books

[@julio_carranz]

They already announced Phase 3 by that time

[@hellothere4887]

@@julio_carranz yes

[@crazybeastfreak1538]

If you are a Guard at a Samsung store does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy?

[@Blwolf5]

CrazyBeastFreak YESssss! You are awesome.

[@NeroSeries]

Unoriginal

[@Blwolf5]

115_zombie_slayer Nice original name, then. :P

[@NeroSeries]

Thank you

[@Blwolf5]

115_zombie_slayer You're welcome. (to the CoD:Zombies ununpentium-named people club. Welcome, member #370412198.)

[@malikevans634]

Anyone agree that little Groot was adorable?

[@gabbyswag123]

yes he was so tiny

[@ezrapugs8055]

yes

[@strwbrrmik]

HE SO CUTE❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍

[@recordstore2265]

It so cute!

[@tylerbradford6677]

yeh

[@junebug6856]

"You guys sing a lot about butts now" 😂😂

[@Spidoor13]

I like big butts, and I can not lie. You other brothers can’t deny.

[@TrangNguyen-go7rp]

@@Spidoor13 bro

[@joshuaahern1]

@@Spidoor13 SERIOUSLY?!

[@Spidoor13]

It's funny!

[@joshuaahern1]

@@Spidoor13 "funny." Ok, that's weird.

[@WaterMeLoan64]

The very first HISHE sketched I ever watched. I could do this all day.

[@antidiablo386]

i am Groot. i am batman. i am Groot. i am batman. Best conversation ever.

[@adilsajid7503]

I am groot I am batman

[@ishaan6874]

+Rafael Patrón groot won

[@AnujMishra-jj5fc]

you read the conversation in their voices

[@ThreeGlamygirlz]

+Rafael Patrón thats my favorite part lol

[@deepak3303]

+Rafael Patrón Throw in Hodor and every pokemon

[@stepheng6349]

Wait, Starlord gets an iPod... either HISHE is great at predictions or Disney is watching these!

[@mainman3476]

Stephen G He didn't get an iPod. He got a Zune.

[@SouthernsharkinUSA]

Stephen G he gets a zune. It’s an actual thing

[@adam1993ization]

the director of gotg james gunn actually watched this video and gave response on twitter

[@beckylandeza2422]

Adam Omg for real? that's awesome!

[@ToastyTime]

I am Grooooootttttttt

[@dingus6186]

How dare you I AM Gruuuuuuddddddd

[@Morgan-nt8oq]

I am groot!! No I am batman!!

[@osoba-tj4tc]

im a cat

[@TronicX]

I'm Batmaaaaan!

[@BaronVonQuiply]

Theyyyyyyyyyy're Great! - Tony the Tiger

[@riverbabbles]

"You guys sing a lot about butts now. Why do you do that?" "I don't know." "Music got weird." Sums up the modern entertainment industry perfectly.

[@greggjohnson8063]

Jenn i was thinking that exact thought !

[@largecheeto6964]

So so so true

[@Andresardon]

That is true

[@lordlightning2339]

you've got a butt and i've a butt

[@katnisseverdeen917]

Too true man too true!!

[@anold1761]

Absolutely amazing, HISHE you fail to disappoint once again.

[@karambiatos]

What a bunch of failures

[@VocalBear213]

hell, I missed that "I'm Batman!" phrase)

[@AnimeFan1-_-]

got it to 69 likes im proud

[@Rain-tb6kj]

I can't get over baby Groots voice

[@matijacerljenko1785]

+Rain ™ -baby voice- i am groot

[@Rain-tb6kj]

It's even in my head! The voice is implemented into it!! It's that adorable!

[@KhoiV]

+Rain ™ You guys ruin the converstation. Let's me restart it: I'M BATMAN

[@Rain-tb6kj]

+Khoi Vo *baby voice*I AM GROOT!

[@zachgilbody2804]

+Rain ™ BATMAN!!!!???!!!!!

[@big_mike7950]

2:35 Dang I didn’t know Dr. Strange used to be a bad guy

[@maddoxWolfe]

King Dedede I don’t see him there

[@big_mike7950]

Madog Wolfie he’s directly to the right of Voldemort

[@maddoxWolfe]

King Dedede I thinks that’s some1 from a different movie I don’t know wich movie though

[@big_mike7950]

Madog Wolfie r/whooosh

[@phanindravaibhav3319]

@@maddoxWolfe Dude, the joke is that the same actor who plays Dr Strange (Benedict Cumberbatch) also previously played as a villain called Khan in the Star Trek series. That's why they look similar.

[@ivyeclipse1702]

"Butt you got a butt I gotta butt we all have butts" "You guys sing a lot about butts now, why do you do that?" "Idk" "Music got weird." The truth man- tis the truth!(but seriously though is this like a real song?)

[@songrunning8241]

Really want to know the name of the song have been search "lyric butt you got butt" got nothing

[@personM4N]

I think it's supposed to be a jab at Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda"

[@zakkia6784]

Darude - Sandstorm

[@thaynemitchell6904]

Its supposed to be bashing the song "Booty" by Jennifer Lopez. That song is retarded lol.

[@Jubanen12]

Is it a real song? I honestly don't know... though I'm almost 100% sure its not a real song lol... the thing is that it *could* be a real song.. that's the kinda world were living in. (just stay in space star-lord, save yourself from all the headache)

[@warriorfire8103]

2:00 the soldier throwing his arms in the air is the best

[@nemoshrek3955]

Do u mean 2:05

[@warriorfire8103]

Julian It just looks even better with the context

[@showtimejaed0n673]

I couldn't stop laughing it was so funny. Lol

[@warriornate9557]

Lol right

[@LaptopGamingDude]

"Yus!"

[@Kahzarod]

That's the ultimate super-hero, Crime fighting force, Batman, Groot, and Hodor, I can see it now. "Muahahahaha, I will destroy the world, for I am... Khan!" "I'm Batman!" "I am Groot" "Hodor, Hodor!" "Al...right, I didn't ask you what your names are, but-" *Punch* "Hodor!" *another punch* "I am Groot"

[@meowmeowkitty8253]

I'm Spiderman...

[@Al-.-ex]

I AM GROOOOOOOOOOT! I'm Batman.

[@ralien3066]

Rabid Wizard WE ARE ALL GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

[@wall57805]

Brobox360 Hodor

[@percivalconcord9209]

Brobox360 my name is jeff

[@ajaysea6774]

The Batman and Groot exchange was the MARVEL/DC crossover we wanted, but not the one we deserve! James Gunn, make this happen!

[@avpaavcomics1299]

Bro what are you a time traveller lol 😂😂 Gunn is now the head of the DCU, so.....

[@anderstimmerman7319]

Who else is watching this after they've seen vol. 2

[@kentg1259]

me

[@craftydoeseverything]

me

[@artistnerd8806]

me

[@ethanfarnsworth4420]

anders timmerman I am

[@Srtcaliber]

anders timmerman

[@CrazyGamerDragon64]

The "I'm Batman/I am Groot" argument between Batman & Baby Groot is my favorite part of the video

[@kingpinpasta2934]

Thanos: I can't get out of this chair, it's not my time plus my legs are asleep Ronan: your so weird Thanos Thanos: Innnfffinitty Waaaar😂

[@SmashLiXs]

you're

[@Josiuh]

how did they know about Infinity War at that time?

[@SmashLiXs]

@@Josiuh wasn't the title revealed years before?

[@pauline3815]

Josiuh They read the comics

[@Josiuh]

@@pauline3815 oh ok, that makes sense!

[@ianmanning4368]

4:36 I love how Drax goes after Batman. "You should be called 'Normal Man." 😆 🤣 😂 😹

[@WailingGecko]

I wish I had a groot Why does this exist

[@kimberlycabral338]

Me too

[@wulina1406]

Buy the toy

[@PeteMitchell_Maverick]

SAME!

[@AnimReactionMashup]

I wish i had a rocket Raccoon

[@Josiuh]

@@wulina1406 the toy just isnt the same

[@taylorc3264]

"Why don't you get out of that chair and make me" ^Literally me every time my teacher tells me to write an essay

[@sweetiekity3281]

How hard is it to write an essay actually

[@willowstreet4612]

oh you're one of those people

[@azkmesomething]

Batman: I AM BATMAN!!! 10x Twig Groot: I AM GROOT!!! 10x A few years later... Batman: I AM BATMAN!!! Baby Groot: I AM GROOT!!! But there's a new contestant Yondu: IM MARRY POPPINS Y'ALL

[@azkmesomething]

Jonathan Li well there is ANOTHER contestant named Steve Rogers XD

[@JB-qn3vf]

There are many more contestants like I am iron man we are venom and ya

[@pp-1954]

Jonathan Li damit you stole it

[@ItsDebbis]

Another year later......... I am steve rogers

[@twisterthetwistytwistism]

Hishe did that in the vol. 2 version

[@drakecahill9175]

"Infinity Waaaar, heh heh heh..." Yep, he called it...

[@MelkofficialYT]

It was already announced as as Infinity War by Marvel, with Part 1 & 2 where later Part was renamed Endgame

[@umabomber]

When you did the Starlord dancing part I really really wanted you to have Ronan and Starlord actually have a dance off. That would have been awesome, and should totally be in an outtakes reel or something.

[@Patenhtc]

This guy gets it :)

[@bianian8]

go to marvel's channel (marvel entertainment) and they have a live action dance off during movie as bloopers :P

[@bianian8]

bianian8 Athenian Winbutton

[@joshwilkins9138]

Agreed

[@radx0612]

Your right, they should have dance off to Michael Jackson's Thriller or Beat It.

[@reethegamer448]

You guys sing a lot about butts. Yeah why do we do this.

[@weird_kinda_human5138]

Ree The Gamer **cough cough** anaconda

[@abrahamsegura9606]

Ree The Gamer do give a crap

[@afraeemsakib4588]

Music got wierd

[@thebirdwhoknowswhatsgood297]

afraeem sakib *weird.

[@robertbrookes2000]

Because we like big butts and we cannot lie.

[@PonyPals4Ever]

BABY GROOT

[@blakesilvermark1]

Does anyone else wanna take care of him

[@blakesilvermark1]

***** i do to xD im so bored and i want someone to talk to :P

[@102allenwalker]

You say that now I I know there cute as fuck but try going every day just to feed them and all you keep hearing is I'm am groot ...yeah 5min later your burning them and then after your retreating doing so becuz they where to cute that's what will happen if I had them

[@dwarfie24]

allen walker Its not what he says, but what he means by saying it.

[@TheAssassinator1234]

allen walker yea but like Rocket understands what he is saying so rocket does not get annoyed, I'll steal rockets brain and put it in mine

[@emmaanderberg7523]

Thanos: I can't get out of this chair...it's not my time. I'm gonna be saying that to everyone who asks me to stop sitting around and doing nothing, lol!

[@fairyblu6929]

I already say that.

[@stormslice3308]

"You guy's sing a lot about butts now. Why do you do that?" "I don't know." "Music got weird." Such a true fact... :/

[@kharnthecuddly3483]

Yep

[@largecheeto6964]

Yeah

[@thatonedevastatingleek380]

"I like big butts and I cannot lie" what about that song I believe it was made in the 90s but I do agree.

[@thecapedinventor6422]

Oh the music of back then even though I'm a 13 year old: is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

[@stormslice3308]

miss real songs

[@ryanneale6501]

“You guys and your infinity stones” mother boxes...

[@xcorpionxting84]

Wait a minute... I see so much of this in Vol.2! Drax giving a huge turd, Offspring of Thanos complaining about him just sitting on the throne, Yondu dying, and finally Starlord finding a better music player. Credits are to be given.

[@amicableenmity9820]

James Gunn did say he liked this video...I just wonder what he's going to take from HISHE's other gotg vid lol

[@maryklassen8114]

Amr Sobeh he has good music. HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE MUSIC!

[@typo1345]

You now have 66 likes. Execute Order 66.

[@zhee1236]

Thanos: infinity War checks when the video was uploaded Me:2014!!!

[@N2G5]

SAAAAAAME I DID THE EXACT SAME THING HOW THE HECK DID YOU KNOW ABOUT INFINITY WAR IN 2014

[@BeccaYetiammo]

@@N2G5 Phase 3 was announced in 2014 so yeah.

[@spare389]

and the comics

[@rebeccaseleshi6148]

@@spare389 the comic was called the infinity gauntlet

[@spare389]

@@rebeccaseleshi6148 I know

[@georgeneelath7582]

"I will rule the Universe, and sit in this chair".... Lol :)

[@sweetmelody6183]

I am Groot

[@sweetmelody6183]

AydenPlays Things I AM GROOT!

[@getrektm8287]

+Skyrim Dovah AND IM ANT-MAN!!!

[@angrygecko1902]

+Heemotherapy Gameaholic AND IM BILL CIPHER

[@imperialscout1262]

+Gamer Sans And I'm Imperial Scout

[@Tigerman1138]

04:53 "Normal Man who *dresses* As bat." --Drax has a point.

[@curriphacreator]

Definitely. That was my favorite part. :)

[@JuanLeTwnz]

'You should be called normal-man who dresses as bat.' Totally lost it there.

[@anselgilson1942]

+JuanLeTwnz ME Too@ lol

[@jessitholen2888]

sammmmmeee!!!!!!

[@samturner6450]

4:49 Some bat in Wuhan with the corona virus: Hold my beer

[@vertsuvionneon3827]

😂😂🤣😂😂🤣

[@darthmaul2629]

lolololololololol

[@ShinbrigTV]

Someone please make a 10 hour version of the "I AM GROOT, I'm BATMAN!!" scene.

[@d3xtr266]

I love that scene :D

[@SweetOmwf]

***** wel he hasnt made it just checked IM BATMAN

[@SweetOmwf]

And the should also do a rocket raccoon and groot vanfiction heres a part of how it would look I am groot he sayd as his long branches penetraited the talking raccoons body And if u want more make it ur self

[@coreym8145]

in between youtube and .com put repeat then you can repeat that part you want over and over. do it yourself

[@bacon.cheesecake]

www.yourepeat.com/watch/?v=d0K436vUM4w&start_at=302&end_at=308

[@CyberChamp]

Like the movie or hate it.... There's a lesson to learn. We are Groot.

[@AS5gamerdude360]

WE ARE BATMAN!

[@floydgayweather2688]

My chair is awesome

[@mac10speed]

***** im batman!

[@xylynthian753]

***** I'm batman!

[@made2die107]

Giovanni Incarnate I am groot!

[@ianfruchey]

1:05 "Infinity War" HOLD UP

[@Davey_stone490]

How did he?

[@venu6286]

​@@Davey_stone490maybe it was there in comics already

[@Gapy66]

Its cause they announced it in there phase 2 slate at sdcc 2013

[@raydunakin]

"Music got weird." So true. So, so true.

[@melodysafo5437]

raydunakin ikr

[@streetchico13]

I think people hate good movies because they want to be special. "Im the few who hate this movie, now challenge my opinion!"

[@duzaah7729]

***** 90% on rotten tomatoes and 8.2 IMDB I dont think "many" is the right word to use more like "few".

[@LDK447]

***** Everyone has different tastes, DEAL WITH IT

[@cornking6]

***** >Has shit taste. >Labels anybody with a different opinion "fanboy". *facepalm*

[@ttv0]

***** go away you hipster.

[@ttv0]

*****​​ I know your kind, calling people sheep because they like something, you only dislike this movie because everyone likes it, no other reason, because there is no other reason to dislike this movie, it was funny, it had cool and likable characters, it had pretty good effects and it was emotional when it had to be emotional. stop fucking pouting about in your room talking about how "I are so different from society so that makes me better" and bullshit like that. 

[@tom1921]

The Thanos scene was great xD "I will rule the universe AND sit in this chair!"

[@RasoKye]

Infinity waaarr

[@kramerkid1]

Roxas theNobody MWAHAHAHAHA!

[@infumiinations1311]

Thanos knows how to rule and stay comfy

[@LeoHwzrChannel]

Actually Thanos has chubby for the Marvel Universe's embodiment of death and wants to appeal to her so hard that he wants to collect all the stones and kill everything he possibly can

[@ProphecyXwolf]

KZbin: I know you seen this video before multiple times. Me: Yes KZbin: Do you want to see it again? Me: Yes

[@MegaVikingen]

5:45 This actually makes sense. Groot shattered into thousands of pieces, and the guys used one little twig to grow a new Groot. Xandar will eventually have an army of Groots.

[@jessetorres8738]

I'm surprised the MCU hasn't done anything with this idea. If our Groot survived with Rocket saving just a few pieces of him then surely Xandar has some Groots on it. That would have been cool to see in Endgame; Groot leading an army of his clones alongside Xandar's military.

[@pigeon1178]

Bats are just tiny mammals..... Tiny SCARY mammals

[@eddiediaz5518]

Pearl Tippett have you ever swimmed inside a cave of bats,sleeping bats? trying not to wake them up,yeah I went through that

[@saifuddinmakati843]

Pearl Tippett and that one sentence is the end of Batman's career 😂

[@TrickyTalon23]

At the end the video they’re just talking about how much worse the world has become. And the right. The only thing that improved was the Marvel movies.

[@SmashLiXs]

actually the world is way better than it was 80 years ago

[@SmashLiXs]

@Brick Films so you miss more wars, untreatable diseases, racism, sexisim, & more crime?

[@oasisvirk]

SmashLiXs r/woosh

[@Potato-cy9gr]

Oasis Virk you didn’t use it right...

[@DDRUTOU]

While he was naming all the movies that got remade, one by one, I was like, "he's going to be so disappointed when he watches them". And....that is exactly what happened

[@Piotr_Koshaku]

the battle between Groot and Batman totally killed me 😂

[@msrustyspatula8679]

same lol

[@sweetmelody6183]

I love writing this

[@EliDEVITTSpeaks]

I'd pay money to see Groot and Batman yell "I AM GROOT!!" and "I'M BATMAN!!!" at each other.

[@EnderHeart5911]

So would I!!! Because that would mean that they are real.

[@muditay.1790]

EnderHeart5911 I'm Batman!

[@EliDEVITTSpeaks]

Mudita Y. I AM GROOT!!!!

[@B0Bbanana]

eli campbell I'm Batman!

[@TheRealSkeletor]

B0Bbanana I AM GROOT!

[@cobb541]

The Dark Knight is the best superhero film of all time. Do you wanna know why ?

[@KikBlava]

Because you're Groot?

[@agentice77]

BeBecause your BATMAN

[@kaksspl]

Cuz u ar batman?

[@AndrewKingAnime]

You are Groot?

[@HappyCynic]

Because people are easily pleased?

[@dhruvinkatam2214]

I love how HISHE predicts the future

[@nightwolf01]

Who the heck planted all these Groots?

[@nightwolf01]

XD

[@mschoplos]

NightWolf lol

[@enderdudegaming1gamer749]

NightWolf me

[@wrengehle788]

NightWolf Dr Steve Burle at the end😂

[@victoriah4278]

It was Walpole. Wait wrong channel

[@KingCobra582]

"Dude! Let go!" "No way!" "What do we do now?!" "I DON'T KNOW!" :P

[@johnxninja]

KingCobra582 o

[@sirishapallu]

KingCobra582

[@sansthebrainyskeleton1075]

Stalemate

[@Merilirem]

They would have been standing there until Thanos decided to show up. I mean..or ego i guess.

[@esastly]

I am Groot I'm batman! I am Groot I'm batman! I AM GROOT IM BATMAN I AM GROOOOOOOOT!!!!!!! IM BATMAN!!!!

[@RavenoiPL]

+Cute jammer HODOR!

[@esastly]

Lol

[@luqosalamanca]

+Cute jammer stfu

[@esastly]

I AM GROOT

[@SeniPrime]

AM BATMAN!

[@tizianogrimm2155]

5:11 um batmaaaah i am groooot uuhm bahmaaaaaa Iiiii am groooooot, Iiiim bahaaaaaa

[@XeresKyle]

*Baby voice* I am Groot. Batman: I'm Batman! *Baby voice* I am Groot. Batman: I'm Batman! *Baby voice* I am Groot! Batman: I'm Batmaaan!! *Baby voice* I am Groot! Batman: I'm Batmaaaan!!! *Baby voice* I am Groot!! Batman: I'm BATMAN!!

[@ZeDerpADerp]

why does it translate only half the Groots to great? Is google translate drunk or something wtf?

[@astrialkil]

ZeDerpinator all of my groots were translated!

ZeDerpinator Cuz of the exclamation bro. But it doesn't make any sense, he's really drunk e.e

[@julianray4351]

***** Dude...shut up.

[@headblowerblowed860]

Di think groot is a German word

[@Ghostface00007]

Or it could have been like this Ego: After all this years I have found you Ego: I am your dad peter Peter Quill: WAIT KURT RUSSEL IS MY FATHER!?!?!

[@beckylandeza2422]

Professor Zoom i know right? that's what i thought

[@nightwing701]

It's the first part

[@tylerjones7592]

Vampire Bat this is how the first guardians of the galaxy should have ended

[@elfberry]

This is easily one of the best ones you guys made in a while. Nice job! Also, that is one of the best sentences ever; "Music got weird"

[@robertboekee8733]

Admiral Ackbar chilling in the back 1:30

[@TheRawyan]

ITS A TRAP Literally

[@lionelsauli9210]

Ackbar in star Wars 4,5,6,7,8,and 9.

[@dhruvrampuria7273]

😂😂

[@ChaosRayZero]

There's also a "Xenomorph" from the Alien movies, a Na'vi from Avatar, and what looks like the Grinch when the camera zooms out at 1:38. I'm guessing the 2 on the left are also extra-terrestrial beings from movies that I just don't recognize. Now I'm wondering, did HiSHE just use "cameo" as an excuse to reuse assets they already had from previous videos?

[@ricardoreis4385]

@@ChaosRayZero there was also a predator

[@SlayerOfGames1]

I can see where this'll go Groot: I am groot Batman: I'm Batman Groot: I am groot Batman: I'm Batman Groot: I am groot Batman: I'm Batman Groot: I am groot Batman: I'm Batman Groot: I am groot Batman: I'm Batman Groot: I am groot Batman: I'm Batman [70sih Years Later...] Groot: I am groot Batman: I'm Batman Groot: I am groot Batman: I'm Batman Groot: I am groot Batman: I'm HRK -Collapses from stress induced Heart attack- Gordon: This is how it happened, This, is how the Batman Died

[@SolstaceWinters]

+MR contra Then Terry McGinnis takes his place: I am Groot. I am Batman Beyond. I am Groot. I am Batman Beyond. I am Groot. I am Batman Beyond. I am Groot. I am Batman Beyond. I am Groot. I am Batman Beyond. I am Groot. I am Batman Beyond. I am Groot. I am Batman Beyond. Ad nauseum.

[@elizabethbunny9712]

+SolstaceWinters I appreciate that reference. :)

[@darthcrow4853]

bat man can't die because he's batman

[@loganviper1267]

Thank you :p

[@ozair01]

tvhumm dramagulzar

[@hydrablade3012]

Starlord would save everyone, ya know, being a master builder

[@alfa0i0omega]

Incoming Guardians opening scene where he turns on the walkman Everything is awesome plays!!!

[@ojmccaf63]

I'm hoping in the Vol 2 of Gaurdians Baby Groot talks like this one does!! Lol 😝

[@notallama1371]

Owen McCafferty I am Gwoot

[@MrAxeswinger]

Your wish has granted.

[@OrbitOnceAround]

Owen McCafferty it would be funny if it was still voiced by Vin Diesel

[@ojmccaf63]

ONCEfineapplinus it is but isn't Van Diesel's voice sped up for GOTU v2??

[@OrbitOnceAround]

Owen McCafferty oh really? I did see the trailer but I thought they got someone else.

[@uvularlxn9235]

I AM GROOOOT EM BATMAN I AM GROOT EM BATMAN I AM GROOT i am Steve Rogers I..AM..INEVITABLE Em Iron man

[@jandodo4634]

im mary popins yall

[@MrMonkey12333]

Em you’re father

[@Spidoor13]

I am Twilight Sparkle!

[@notdismays4166]

Uvular LXN em jef

[@toxicsharmi389]

I am Batman because I'm Batman

[@logandh2]

That's a good point actually.. Rocket just took a random piece of Groot and planted it, which is basically like an aloe plant. So shouldn't all those other pieces of Groot also be able to grow into more Groots?

[@MsSqueashy]

The stick of Groot planted by rocket is getting loved, but the others aren't. So, who knows.

[@walkingcubkid]

Maybe they'll be adopted and become my baby griot pets for everyone to enjoy, even thanos :3 lol

[@tiirak666]

only one was held by rocket while they held the infinity stone so, maybe that has something to do with it

[@jayflavor1]

Grootception???

[@walkingcubkid]

Oh, okay, haha

[@Sleeper800]

"You should be called Normal Man Who Dresses as Bat" lmao

[@Sleeper800]

Agent X Laughing my ass off

[@Yeti547]

"but I'm not a normal man, IM BATMAN"

[@dyonisiam8143]

Daniel moore I am Groot, I am Batman ...

[@Yeti547]

Aurelie meurant "I'm batman"

[@trisbits]

Daniel moore n

[@Bishlawy]

"I'm Marry Poppins, y'all."

[@agentw.3413]

Wrong video

[@salimsaltwaterriver3315]

I am Groot

[@Lucas-ek2uc]

2:07 Villain Pub timestamp 3:01 Super Café timestamp (This is just for me)

[@lnobrien21]

Was anyone expecting, I Am Iron Man -SHUT UP

[@BBHSN98]

nope.avi

[@rusianalf]

I AM KIRA

[@davidcrazy101]

Nope...I am Optimus Prime

[@The_Nonchalant_Shallot]

Andrew Pfaff All humans are but insects beneath my shiny plastic exterior.

[@jamesfrancis1384]

Yeah

[@pokesepticeye2732]

I'M BATMAN!!!!! I... AM... GROOOOOOOOT!!!!!(Grows to normal size while saying. Oh. My. God.

[@pokesepticeye2732]

Groot isn't saying oh my god, Batman is.