How I Beat Bloons Most Addictive Competition

[@Dragoon45]

This was made before I activated windows, it's the last video with the watermark... probably

[@Princessgo2]

End of an era…

[@DanielSmith-fb5gb]

At least we get 1 last glance of the holy grail

[@Azul-_-]

Bob

[@Yes-to5ji]

Ah well

[@TheSaifullah]

ok

[@Isey_T]

Dragoon's the kind of guy that would teach the philosophy of competition using a game about monkeys popping balloons.

[@anthony.morales6917]

Facts😒

[@Leiijeudemonigseu]

So the 1800s?

[@TheBirbStorm]

Nah i dont think he would do something like that

[@alibi4483]

Next he's gon a teach finances to us

[@Yumbos]

Ikr

[@yeetdanoob]

honestly top 50 with your own strat is still very very very impressive edit : i have bloons now nevermind this is not so impressive

[@noname-sl7vf]

Bro this guy wants me to play bloons how is that game so good

[@123deserted]

@@noname-sl7vf so difficult* this vid must have over a hundred hours of failure in restarts. Plus you need to have grinded the game for hours if you want to be able to compete in the first place too , but the game is fun and you can do that not so hard

[@noname-sl7vf]

@@123deserted i arleady played this game ive got most heroes but i like challenging stuff even tho idk if i have the patience to do everything

[@braum2340]

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[@fletcherwessling3764]

Honestly surprised that he did that well

[@PunjiBTD6]

I was so entertained, what a great video 👍

[@damnthisisabadname]

yoo its punji

[@mike_d10]

yoo it's punji

[@shroob9275]

punji the GOAT

[@damgaronfire]

Bro can't lose.

[@Dragoon45]

Thank you for teaching me so much

[@rexington6737]

The character development is beautiful. While fighting Bloonarius, Dragoon had not activated windows yet. But, while fighting the Vortex, he had already done it, and there was no watermark. It goes to show how much Dragoon learns from his videos.

[@nickmann1628]

damn every video from dragoon is a masterpiece. Keep putting out that S-Tier content

[@gladiatorgaming7979]

Yeah.

[@TroyXavier-b7d]

You saying this gives me PHYSICAL PAIN.

[@jeannethegoofy]

Dragoon, The fact that you were not able to beat chimps on every map in under 3 nanoseconds is causing me PHYSICAL pain. Get your tempo right

[@Sr77Q]

Yeah mate tell him

[@Samsara156]

OH MY GOD ITS HIM

[@torbenbrett6189]

yeah bro he trash

[@gemstonepuppet]

Nah, he needs to use chimps+

[@tanvirhossain2031]

You returned

[@NinjaOfLU]

Damn, both an enjoyable video, and really satisfying to see that first place. Much congrats!

[@mr.deadinside8872]

Amazing to see the growth from trying to solo with wizard to making his own boss speedrun strategy. (Wizard is my favorite tower btw so it was still fun to watch the first.

[@bub3124]

dang how'd u get a heart but only 1 like

[@1Chitus]

Seeing Dragoon first place, after finally deciding to do his best caused me to PHYSICALLY tear up. But alas, he'll never learn, he never does.

[@fletcherwessling3764]

After the 3rd boss, you had accrued a penalty. This is unacceptable. You will never compete at a level even close to that of myself, Morgan and Oskarix if you do not put in all of the effort that you both can and cannot. I have helped you compete in the art of creating videos by providing you with music that would appeal to your audience. You utilised it, and the music I recommended featured in some of your best performing videos. THIS is the art of competition. I have also edited this comment to add and change some sentences in order to make them as grammatically correct as possible. THIS is the art of competition. I have liked my own comment in order for it to be higher on the list of comments and be more likely to reach you. THIS is the art of competition. You attempt to explain the art of competition, but you do not understand it.

[@eswndernderplays]

You attempt to get Dragoon’s attention with your comment. Formatting it like Morgan and Oskarix2012. I have a word for people like you 😂… S-I-M-P

[@manttis_2840]

@@eswndernderplays u must be the funniest guy to hang around with

[@DiabolicalOrganisation]

@@manttis_2840 agree

[@fletcherwessling3764]

@@eswndernderplays I believe you don’t quite remember what Morgan and Oskarix’s comments were. They wrote far simpler comments.

[@sebastianvalero5635]

Bros trying to be Morgan

[@BusterBrown1217]

Ninja Kiwi: We made ranked mode so players can speedrun boss events Ranked mode players: I just spent 6 hours so I could save 2 seconds.

[@ev1ld4rk69]

i’m still fascinated by how successful was the format change, dragoon you are a legend

[@Calavyr]

The last video of an era. The end of the activate windows watermark.

[@OrbitTK]

You are literally the person I would expect to make a very serious video about monkey game. Also good job. You did really well in the boss!

[@DarkAsasin16]

getting better is a combination of learning and improving, even if u watch a tutorial beforehand if u can realize the mistakes and improve it that still makes u better

[@blunygeorge]

THE TOP 50 IS REAL!!! I'm very proud of you, I'm sure you can get much higher! So high! But jokes aside, your commentary and the gameplay too is still very funny. I'm looking forward to your Dreadbloon run. Best chance to win is the next week, since there is no meta yet, nobody knows how to beat it up really quick. I'm sure with your accumulated knowledge from the past boss events, and your own strategy, you will get first place🚀🌕💥💯🔥🔥🔥

[@rorobilly1]

This is honestly my favorite content on KZbin. You're so captivating and funny, I love your videos so much

[@frost2621]

One of the my favorites quotes from the Book of Kings “When does the conqueror decide he has conquered enough?” This reminded me of your 3rd and 4th rule of competition.

[@thelemonsheep7257]

As long as there's two people left on the planet someones going to want someone else below them on the btd6 boss event scoreboard

[@LazyBN]

Whenever I feel not creative I remember that dragoon gets money for playing monkey game and that makes my day!

[@quickbrickanimation3651]

I think this is one of the only videos we’re if a person listened to it and had no idea what bloons is there brain would expload

[@LuneRemfen]

My life has changed after i heard the first 4 theories, thank you Dragoon

[@Jspar0329]

"Do you feel dumb not being pixel perfect in your own life" My OCD - Yes

[@EGG_BOY_M4VR]

8:11 The Fullmetal alchemist reference right here is beautiful

[@sergavet]

I will not lie, dragoon is my favourite KZbinr, I have watched most of his videos multiple times and love the humour. I also feel that dragoon is a genuine guy. And after watching this video for at least the fourth time I just feel soooo entertained. I don’t think you’ll see this but I just want to say thank you dragoon for being amazing.

[@Dragoon45]

I'm glad I could make you smile

[@sergavet]

@@Dragoon45 wow thanks so much

[@dominykasguzauskas2036]

imagine getting more life advice from dragoon then from a therapist

[@whydoidodis6829]

same thing honestly

[@ayenphoenix9977]

Amazing video, honestly, has some great life lessons. As well as being funny, its one of the best bloons videos on youtube.

[@MackinsonTheGreat]

I never thought the day would come when he became good

[@poopsky9190]

my mans was listening to powerwolf

[@RoTheBro]

this guy went from a skyblock youtuber to a btd6 youtuber so fast

[@dingbaaat5569]

I like how dragoon says leygo properly

[@Azul-_-]

This video broke the time space continuum

[@Xenarch1]

Great music taste at 13:08 listening to some Powerwolf

[@newman77777]

The videos of KZbinr Dragoon are some of the most entertaining and humorous content on the internet. Dragoon creates content on a wide variety of games, including Hypixel Skyblock, Terraria, and Bloons Tower Defence 6. His videos are full of hilarious jokes and creative ideas that make them enjoyable for viewers to watch. Dragoon’s Hypixel Skyblock videos stand out from the rest due to his unique perspective on the game. He often takes an unconventional approach to playing it by trying out different strategies or building unusual structures in order to progress further in the game. This can lead to some funny moments as he discovers new ways to play or fails at certain tasks due to his lack of experience with the game. In addition, he always provides helpful tips and tricks for viewers who may be struggling with their own playthroughs. In his Terraria videos, Dragoon is able to bring a lot of comedic value while also providing useful information about how best to play the game. He often shows off various tricks or techniques that help him complete tasks more quickly or efficiently than normal players would be able to do so without any prior knowledge or experience with Terraria. His enthusiasm for the game is contagious as he gets excited when discovering new items or locations within it which helps keep viewers engaged throughout each video he uploads about it. Finally, Dragoon’s Bloons Tower Defence 6 videos showcase a different side of him as they usually involve him competing against other players in online matches in order try and achieve victory over them using clever strategies and tactics which makes them particularly fun for people who enjoy watching competitive gaming content. He also provides commentary on each match which adds an extra layer of entertainment since viewers get insight into what goes through his mind during each round he plays against opponents making these particular types of videos even more enjoyable than usual ones from him . Overall, Dragoon’s content is incredibly entertaining whether one enjoys playing video games or not due its humorous nature combined with informative advice being given out throughout all three series that he uploads about. It’s no wonder why he has such a large fanbase as his videos are always entertaining and provide viewers with hours of entertainment. TL;DR: Dragoon creates entertaining and humorous content on a variety of games, including Hypixel Skyblock, Terraria and Bloons Tower Defence 6. His videos feature hilarious jokes, creative ideas and helpful tips while playing the game.

[@Dragoon45]

can't tell if copy pasted or an actually effortful comment thanks I suppose

[@ep1c_cow53]

@@Dragoon45 He prob spent 25 mins writing that

[@newman77777]

@@Dragoon45 Generated using openai, just like the script of your next video should be! (at least partially). it fits perfectly with the random and humorous theme of your channel, it has made me laugh with its answers many times. If you want a whole essay written on a random topic, openai is your guy. Plus, the comedic potential is limitless! you could begin with a whole essay/poem about how bad ai is or how it could never attempt to take over the world, then reveal it was written by ai with ai, maybe with ai generated images in the background! it is available to any of us upside down people in Australia. 🙃

[@oloyolopl]

I have no idea why but I enjoy your videos wayy to much xD

[@nathanewald4162]

I don't know what I just watched but I enjoyed it

[@QuotedRut]

Dragoons, i’m so glad i found you though the clash of clans video. You’re insanely funny, and i bet you’ll hit 1 mil by 2023

[@lDontExist]

The way dragoon pronounces “Legos” causes me physical pain

[@devilbowser253]

cant wait to see you try dreadbloon

[@cbt5076]

thank you dragoon for popping the bloons competively

[@BluGamers4life2]

Dragoon is like the new one piece, always trying to get 1st on the leaderboard but is never going to get there

[@that_yoinky]

Haha True

[@heinaung412]

im going to dox you

[@exi_m7074]

Dragoon’s videos feel like Huggbee’s “how it’s actually made” videos, but done over gameplay

[@madarauchiha2580]

oi mate, try the boomerang monkey (2-0-2, focus on red hot rangs first) + the tack shooter(also 2-0-2) its extremely cheap, destroys early game and you have a free hero slot; also you can change which hand the rang monkey uses to shoot boomerangs so you can have a perfect arc that shreds through baloons

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Never used marketplaces before but i concidered doing it today

[@absobel]

I can't believe you actually put that much effort into what I thought was just trolling

[@profpiemusic]

why was the 3rd theory SO INSPIRATIONAL!

[@belltowersubductions5104]

Came for the Bloons content, stayed for the nuanced treatise on the benefits and drawbacks of engaging in competition.

[@Eiydrien]

14:00 wait i thought dragoon doesnt swear dratoon swears 🤔

[@LazyBN]

no matter what game you play it all innevitably comes back to bloons

[@hanvica_j]

it’s always a jumpscare when you see a dragoon upload

[@rickhuisman7723]

good to know you're the best at placing and upgrading monkeys

[@whispyyy]

0:22 we should push ourselves in a competition. I'm thinking fps chess

[@Number.17.on.a.Calculator]

THE FACT THAT YOU DIDN'T BLACK BORDER EVERY MAP MAKES EVERY NUREON OF MY BODY INTERNALLY BLEED

[@RachelForbes]

You taking more than 0.1 seconds to beat all the bosses causes me PHYSICAL PAIN

[@cadenmckinney8551]

Wanna know something funny, I was playing btd6 on my PC, then it crashed. "No big deal I'll just clo-... It crashed discord and chrome too. Ok full restart time aaaannnnd I can no longer sign into my computer. Alright I'll just shut it all down and boot it ba-, ok wtf why isn't it turning on?" Essential when btd6 crashed, that's when my PC had a meltdown and died completely. Can't power it back on anymore.

[@big69butbigger]

Btd6 got so realistic it fried your pc

[@lifehackgod]

Forget Morgan You are are already above him.

[@UltimateMastee]

Dragoon is the guy that says "Yo let's go to petsmart for dinner, heard they have delicious dogs there!"

[@baccharyan1066]

my man. i finished this game less then a minute using sloth monkey from hypixel , replay monkey and helicopter monkey. beat my timing which is 00:20:34.32

[@theunsuskid]

Bot

[@chillpill1649]

Holy crap, you got really good at this game

[@drawingnoob9255]

When I find evidence and quotes from trusting people about the pros and cons of competition essay. I will certainly return to this beautiful masterpiece of a tube video.

[@PapaMori]

Anyone notice how this is actually kinda motivational at the same time 😂

[@rel_human]

''this truly is, a youtube video'' - Dragoon 2022

[@xrwashere]

Idk what I'm watching but im loving it

[@samuraillama5088]

Three months two weeks and three days, I don’t know how long I’m gonna do this for, I simply wish to see the decension into madness due to a non-tangible item…Mandible content where art thou

[@connorross5480]

You are my Arch nemesis for absolutely no reason.

[@magic5670]

love the beast of gevadaun in the background

[@WilliamAfton50064]

Dragoon,The fact that you couldn't kill every boss within 2 microseconds in chimps mode is CAUSING ME PHYSICAL PAIN

[@byrontheusurper6505]

This makes me wanna be more competitive again with some of the stuff i do

[@certifiedhousemoment]

this map has to be the reason for what this man has done and will do

[@sigmarizzler228]

No way man listened to Beast of Gevaudan while playing bloons 13:05

[@TheFestiveShark]

Oh for a second there I thought Dragoon was actually good I was getting worried

[@pedro_the_G.O.A.T]

Dragoon's the type of guy that is dumb but gives a perfect explanation why or how

[@Cool_guy271]

Dragoon more like never gonna give you up

[@Doschy]

13:40 BRO THE MEDIEVAL SONG I CANT 😭😂

[@Alex-gw4ld]

Dragoon not only beat chimps on every map but don't exit every chimps run and Blake bordar all the maps

[@Aryam007]

The editing is really good.

[@purpleprism9930]

I heard powerwolf music. I think it was beast of gevaudin. Freaking epic music taste :) (at around 13:15)

[@Dragoon45]

I think here it's actually god shattering star from fire emblem Though I do listen to a lot of powerwolf! Fantastic band

[@stormofdeath6712]

one of ur best videos, love it

[@chromos5268]

Watching you not be number 1 in the world and not having a single penalty time is litterly killing me i will die because of you dragoon YOUUUUUUUUUU

[@MLGDude1oof]

i really miss the activate window can you bring it back dragon

[@xwanderer84]

It's dragoon

[@MLGDude1oof]

@@xwanderer84 dragon

[@xavierthex-man2010]

Dragon

[@ItsFlom]

Dragoon. The Popining. Part 6

[@jevilreformed]

The Lego bit hit hard man, why are you bringing back my trauma?

[@KUDERS65530]

after all these videos, he finally explained how the penalty works

[@Sandwich4]

Your activate windows watermark never ceases to cause even a sandwich physical pain

[@DuckyPopTart]

Apache prime deserves some attention. It's hella underrated

[@Dallasmedicbag]

Dragoon, all things aside congrats top 1 with your own strategy

[@deham2514]

“Competition is fair unless you’re poor” - dragoon 2022. Yes yes very true

[@graiscale5547]

I love how you used both fma versions

[@EGG_BOY_M4VR]

Yes peak comment

[@somerando1169]

Dragoon you not having 1,000,000 dollars by round 1 is giving me physical pain

[@kirbykraftgames]

I'm sorry but the Artillery Battery segment was so funny to me, for no reason whatsoever

[@connorisfine345]

tbh been binging dragoon love this guy

[@evil_elephant9953]

This was actually so motivational 5:40

[@poshuwog9181]

Dragoon, I am a valiant fan of yours, but I didn't know u are a celebrity your name is found at 1 minute 32 seconds of My Hero Academia season 4 episode 5?!?! It causes me PYSICAL PAIN that I didn't know of your acting career, now looking back I feel It was obvious that after you defeated Morgan the dragon you would have gone world famous after that impressive feat. Unactivate windows

[@soul_xd336]

The king has returned

[@duckthe1st955]

Yeah Dragoon

[@Theror_76]

13:01 good music taste my friend

[@tenidiotaodpizzy4603]

The fact that he placed the sniper slightly to close to the track wasting space for monkeys with low range is causing me literal physical pain

[@triplemeatcombo2570]

Congrats on 35th!

[@YokotaShou]

Theory 7: The competition doesn't end until you are first place