- Multi-millionaire - Lives in old house - Looks homeless - Cooks $2 steaks with a side of unwashed microwaved potato Peak humanity right here
@berrybeazy4507 Жыл бұрын
holy shit you're right he didnt wash the potato lmfao legend
@Elver_Galarga816 Жыл бұрын
Humble Millionaire
@cameronoleary8289 Жыл бұрын
if jesus was born in 1987 this is what he would be, a modest millionaire who still lives with is mum and eat weed cookies and gummy bears for breakfast
@Plusimurfriend Жыл бұрын
@@cameronoleary8289 he killed his own mom with neglect so nah, he is all alone.
@zed4229 Жыл бұрын
that potato came out of a prewashed sealed package not a bag . Its a fine house its dry and warm and high speed internet could use maintenance maybe get a house keeper once a week. we all know he has no time for that. best of all because he lives like this will never be homeless and broke like so many others end up after having millions.
@william7182 Жыл бұрын
I learned 3 things from this video: 1. You can microwave a raw, unwashed potato for 8 and a half minutes. 2. There are steaks that cost only $2. 3. Dr. Pepper now uses real sugar.
@KiffJRockka Жыл бұрын
I think that's a joke tho, cheapest steak where I live costs EUR10+ in butcheries, or America sells real crap justl ike their $1 burger menus which we all know ain't meat.
@sparemobius7430 Жыл бұрын
@@KiffJRockka you can get some $2 steaks from managers specials sometimes, they are basically the stuff they wont be able to sell the next day so they want it gone. It is not usually the best cut of meat, but it is good with a little improvisation. Also those are flat steaks, they are super cheap and not really great unless you want it for something like cut up strips.
@zitronentee2302 Жыл бұрын
@@KiffJRockka maybe not tho. they looked quite thin. in austria and german you have something called " minute-schnitzel" or "minute-steak" basically thinner cuts of pork or beef. 4 slices cost around 7 to 9 euros where i work. maybe he has a butcher near him that also sells those cuts
@Hoopr32 Жыл бұрын
@@KiffJRockka Dude you can tell just by looking at the 'steaks' he has that they're shit. He's not eating well marbled, nice cuts of meat. Shit looks like the cheapest skirt steak you can buy. Trash.
@codyyyyyy2576 Жыл бұрын
Yeah 2$ steaks are a thing. It’s not some thin cut strip or ribeye, because that would still be pretty pricey. It’s probably 4 thin slices of a roast or something.
@Retrosenescent Жыл бұрын
It's amazing how resilient the human body is
@cghul73159 ай бұрын
Ya some people straight-up dont eat fruits or green vegatbles and survive idk how
@bignlad8359 ай бұрын
Some people just evolving differently
@Pheonixknightmare9 ай бұрын
The potatoes are doing the majority of the heavy lifting, they contain way more vitamins and minerals than other carbs
@publicalias81728 ай бұрын
...not after 8 minutes in the microwave son @@Pheonixknightmare
@laksuh69268 ай бұрын
humanity survived the ice age just by meat or am I wrong? I mean they probably died pretty early but they still survived.
@Sneets Жыл бұрын
11:49 "One time I tried to make something else that wasn't a steak...now I only make steaks." killed me.
@EricWBurton Жыл бұрын
You turned a $2 steak into a $1 steak. Liked and Subscribed
@garrettsabourin7133 Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@imsodisappointed5000 Жыл бұрын
best comment. pissing maself laughing
@720zone Жыл бұрын
true real LOL for this comment. 10/10.
@michaelpetsas5171 Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@peteagoglia7735 Жыл бұрын
Top comment for sure
@WHATISF3AR Жыл бұрын
This guy is worth millions and is microwaving a potato in a kitchen that hasn't been updated since the late 80s. Fucking legend
@HeyYoFabels Жыл бұрын
how else do you make a baked potato...
@sirbear4962 Жыл бұрын
we like our gods humble :)
@zStC1 Жыл бұрын
Bullshit that stove is atleast from 2013+ trust me that ain't no 80s stove 😂
@themore-you-know Жыл бұрын
Not sure if I should be concerned, or if I'm on my way to become a millionaire: I have similar habits, and my kitchen is very similar... uh oh. ... ah, and potatoes are being baked in the microwaves.
@Steamboat72 Жыл бұрын
@@zStC1 I think he meant the cabinets and decor
@mateobean66357 ай бұрын
This man is like... one of the highest grossing Twitch streamer and he's living like he steals catalytic converters. Mesmerizing.
@realbr1koo3 ай бұрын
This is just a gag, dont take it seriously lol
@mateobean66353 ай бұрын
@@realbr1koo I prefer to be mesmerized.
@justanotherguyfulАй бұрын
@@realbr1koo nah its fr. You dont know what youre talking about. This dude is the real deal, thats why he is famous.
@myrtlealley10 күн бұрын
I'd say he steals catalytic converters too but that would be honest work compared to what he does.
@Feenposhleen Жыл бұрын
"One time I tried to make something else that wasn't a steak. Now I only make steaks." Never change, man.
@TG-zb5tm Жыл бұрын
This killed me 😂
@MrAstrotrumpet Жыл бұрын
He missed a great opportunity there. He should have said, "That was a mis-steak."
@btccricket14 Жыл бұрын
@@MrAstrotrumpet a great opportunity was shelved for an absolute banger
@julio502 Жыл бұрын
@@MrAstrotrumpet or a 'missed steak'
@ditchfood8047 Жыл бұрын
Lmao the video played this part as I was reading this comment
@DumpsterDivingMillionaires Жыл бұрын
"I don't like to get the good steaks. Now the reason for that is not because I don't like the good steaks, it's because I don't want to like the good steaks." Underrated life tip
@zoeysnow8451 Жыл бұрын
And can be applied to almost anything.
@grabble760510 ай бұрын
That's not a tip.
@zaug156110 ай бұрын
I loved when he said this because it's my motto too. I live off $1.99 a pound pork tenderloin or 1/2 loin which I buy in a chunk when it's on sale and cut up myself. I absolutely love it. Last thing I want is to try some $10 a pound cut that I like even more and realize what I'm missing. Ignorance is bliss.
@George-um2vc10 ай бұрын
@@grabble7605 it absolutely is.
@eduardkantholz37259 ай бұрын
@@grabble7605 it's perfection
@ThereAre2GendersBud11 ай бұрын
He says the yogurt was bad and he just threw it back in the fridge😂😂😂
@rc-fannl73642 ай бұрын
Maybe trying to make dry-aged yogurt? To serve as vegan steak?
@terenceskill9526 Жыл бұрын
"Oh, wow...that´s a good ass-fuckin´ steak!" I think you still don´t get enough credit for the greatness of this kitchen comedy.
@SoCloseToToast Жыл бұрын
This keeps me on the edge of my seat more than most movies
@mediaplusap Жыл бұрын
I was just thinking "what's going to happen now..." it seems like anything could happen when Asmon tries to cook a steak with butter and microwave a potato.
@MrMMI-py6dj Жыл бұрын
@@mediaplusap HAHAHA FOR REAL
@brianestrada1993 Жыл бұрын
Woke Hollywood is so bad latley that watching this guy cook a steak is more entertaining then what they been putting out for years
@Thebees21 Жыл бұрын
Honestly I really dig him. At least what I’ve seen. Being chill and not caring about being fancy is pretty rad. Dudes a millionaire but lives like this. Honestly the only negative here is how he doesn’t clean. And even that is whatever as long as he’s cool with how things are.
@Thebees21 Жыл бұрын
Maybe seems like he could be a little depressed though. I just hope he can be happy.
@rileow4396 Жыл бұрын
Asmon is the only guy that could be a multi-millionaire and still eat like he's experiencing borderline poverty, true gamer moment
@matthiasjanhaska Жыл бұрын
Habits not easy to overcome
@DarkJOne Жыл бұрын
Could be? He is a multimillionaire ; )
@RoseArkana Жыл бұрын
@@Heero_effect What's sad, that he doesn't give a shit about material wealth and is happy to live his life how he is and how he has done for years? Nothing sad about a man living how he wants, millionaire or not the dude likes cheap steaks and doesn't give a shit about his appearance etc, the world would be a far better place if more people were like him instead of vain, self-centered and conceited cunts.
@Jannerick Жыл бұрын
@@DarkJOne probably 2 digit multimillionaire
@GardenGrownGreens Жыл бұрын
@@Heero_effect I hope it’s a joke. The video we just watched. He is playing into something for views and money. I bet a million of my own dollars that he’s eating much better in his spare time off stream or with friends. (Then again I’m assuming I leaves it home to eat out and or actually has real friend he’s knows in real life.
@aidana403310 ай бұрын
The horse calendar on the fridge is just the finishing touch to an all-time classic video
@jzsfvss8 күн бұрын
For me it was the random Jesus pic.
@stevenmajewski38706 күн бұрын
@@jzsfvss both the stallion and jesus for me
@jeffjones71089 ай бұрын
I love how he kept getting surprised at how good the steak looked.
@digitalskill Жыл бұрын
Can someone please make a professional documentary of this man's life? What a unique existence this man has.
@prefabricateddelusions4999 Жыл бұрын
His life is literally a real time documentary, if you want the backstory its all on this channel. Enjoy your Steak King
@emmanuelmacedo1095 Жыл бұрын
A week in the life of Asmon. I would watch for sure
@T3n50r Жыл бұрын
@@prefabricateddelusions4999 Ye, but there's a difference between doing that and the 53 min Netflix Documentary TL;DR version.
@weluvmusicz Жыл бұрын
Unique ... i don't think so
@aschryu1682 Жыл бұрын
@@weluvmusicz there is countless bum that having behaviour like this, except asmon is multi millionaire hence its unique
@PedroSoul2011 Жыл бұрын
This is my favorite video on youtube. Everything is perfect. The kitchen, the pan, the horse calendar, the cheap steak, the microwaved potato, asmon. This video is confort and Ill return many times here. ❤️
@CloudyMcCloud008 ай бұрын
And the dead-pan expression throughout. 😁
@SuperTink7 күн бұрын
You forgot the Irish folk music in the background 😂
@haten1 Жыл бұрын
I love how many times he leaves a thought unfinished due to how impressed he is with the steak.
@charlieosstyn Жыл бұрын
Are we all unimpressed by hios life style, I suppose you never found a partner willing to consider children, the day you do I would be impressed I doubt it will ever come. Afford what a slave to sustain his bad example funded by the 1.57 M subscriber here, believing he is a good role model for any young man or woman. Now fast forward time by 15 years, he will be dead he decreased his own life expectance by at least 15 years. Will definately be one of theone in two people suffering from alzheimers (Ps. Only know defense against this is to learn new things till you die = results in new fresh pathways in your brain). Then their is the people who will have to feed this idiot and change his pampers in old age!!!!
@Ogi1508 Жыл бұрын
steak is the most important meal of the day
@Gamer4Lyfe1989 Жыл бұрын
@@Ogi1508 even at 1 am :)
@rdubs1705 Жыл бұрын
It looks terrible lol
@hannahxu41802 ай бұрын
This is how I play Project Zomboid
@ShaunInce123 Жыл бұрын
Bro turned a $2 steak into a 2 million dollar meal.
@vorrrgy1966 Жыл бұрын
13:14 "The reason why I like steaks so much is because of the fact that I think that they taste really good" That's a mantra to live by.
@tooreosonecup4995 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 what a true legend.
@HairlessPotato Жыл бұрын
I read this just as he said it. spooky.
@returnMarcco Жыл бұрын
Begging the question
@dffghg4038 Жыл бұрын
"One time I tried to make something else that wasnt a steak. Now I only make steaks" What an interesting piece of lore!
@Operational117 Жыл бұрын
It’s prime Asmonlore!
@cynergi7498 Жыл бұрын
What a misssteak
@moelali2199 Жыл бұрын
Haha this got me laughing
@shredjward11 ай бұрын
1:36 my favorite thing in this video is how he goes to put the bag down and outright drops it on the floor
@tucktroy19 күн бұрын
My favorite thing was your worthless comment...lol.
@shredjward18 күн бұрын
@@tucktroy my favorite thing is yours! :)
@TreSneaky8 ай бұрын
I searched goblin mode and this was near the top, I have tears in my eyes.
@Theclownhaslanded Жыл бұрын
Asmongold is rich as hell, but still lives like he did 10 years ago. Times truly never change
@boobah7815 Жыл бұрын
i read he lives like a 10 year old nothings really changed
@LoveFishSticks Жыл бұрын
Live like he did when he was 10 years old*
@schwaansch3238 Жыл бұрын
That's how he is so rich dude
@Toastybees Жыл бұрын
It's called mental illness and an unhealthy attachment to past comforts. He admitted to these things on the Dr. K podcast so all you "He's perfectly fine that's what he prefers" andys can stuff it. Even he knows he's not OK.
@zeaninegaming9600 Жыл бұрын
*10 year old*
@brendenh9461 Жыл бұрын
You know Asmon is good when you genuinely can’t tell if he’s joking or not because he’s so good at keeping a straight face
@peacefindersimply5001 Жыл бұрын
eyebrows give it away sometimes, but yeah it is hard to tell.
@ShamrockShakee Жыл бұрын
After a brief flash of that sink, I can confidently say he’s not lying about having 20 pans and all of them being dirty.
@JaayCeez Жыл бұрын
He would be a great poker player. At the very least he would be entertaining and awkward as hell in a table lol.
@guering Жыл бұрын
he's like 'haha i make so much money and yet I live like a homeless pig haha look at me i dont give a damn' what a moron
@GratDuForloradeArgumentet Жыл бұрын
He is seriousy so why would he be laughing? Man is just showing us what he eats and how he prepares it without any fuzz
@TomoFromEarth Жыл бұрын
I made this recipe for myself tonight. It’s legit tasty as hell. 10/10
@dunmeroverlord Жыл бұрын
I love how hes literally a multi millionaire and makes steak using the cheapest beef possible
@PrabhablyAGoodYouTuber11 ай бұрын
how he stays a millionaire I guess, doesn't let lifestyle inflation get to him haha
@KyleJordanGaming Жыл бұрын
Asmon is unironically a master of deadpan comedy. Well done.
@x1c3x Жыл бұрын
Well he does have 20 of em
@7secondhero842 Жыл бұрын
And people take it serious which proves how good he is lmao
@beefcake1876 Жыл бұрын
burned pan
@mooglp2373 Жыл бұрын
@@x1c3x lmao
@DT-jg8yg Жыл бұрын
hes a master at it because its actually genuine
@pliskerz7042 Жыл бұрын
My friend walked up while I was watching this and asked, "You watching some poor guy make dollar steaks?" And I said " No I'm watching a multi millionaire cook dinner" He laughed thinking I'm joking and as of right now still believes I'm gas lighting him.
@darkadia6520 Жыл бұрын
😂
@calebfairchild8745 Жыл бұрын
lmao
@Celticshade Жыл бұрын
if i didnt know who asmon was, i wouldnt believe you either.
@warhorsett1748 Жыл бұрын
Lmao!!!😂
@genogrinberg6014 Жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAH
@Crokatec4 күн бұрын
I fear not the man who has cooked 10,000 meals once, but I fear the man who has cooked one meal 10,000 times. -Bruce Lee
@A1Remedy Жыл бұрын
“One time I tried to make something else that wasn’t a steak. Now I only make steaks” -Asmon 2022
@RoxieParadox Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Czar_Simeon_I_The_Great Жыл бұрын
ahahhhahahh
@gurrtug9213 Жыл бұрын
the non-steak incident...
@paladinsmith7050 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@classicandy5317 Жыл бұрын
TRUE BROTHER🤪
@Sandoz2 Жыл бұрын
4:10 “it’s been a problem for like 6 months. The screwdrivers out by the garage” 😭😭 I felt this part so hard
@PiPArtemis Жыл бұрын
He's just like me frfr
@nathanscarlett47724 ай бұрын
The garage is right behind him though. I just saw the pizza video then started eating this one
@austin2d9102 ай бұрын
If your pan handles aren’t all loose you’re not a real gamer
@tomiking7620Ай бұрын
We gotta wait for the last minute to do something, hint lmao
@jmaros15Ай бұрын
Lol And I thought everyone had an undersized screwdriver in the jungle draw just below the bulky utensils draw... You know what I man 😉
@tungle19919 ай бұрын
When you hear the chef swears a lot, its gonna be a great meal
@highgrade42o5 күн бұрын
“My mom always made’m for me” dont have to explain yourself man, it’s does a good thing to your brain and it works
@robertomatos4545 Жыл бұрын
Pulls out expired yogurt, says hes gonna throw it away, puts it back in the fridge. Protect this man at all costs.
@ACJGaming Жыл бұрын
Can you please do this every time you cook a steak and just tell random stories from your life? That would be amazing
@MelmanDaGiraffe Жыл бұрын
I want this to be top comment. I’m down with a dinner with asmon series!
@Dsbpetersl Жыл бұрын
Steak TIme with Asmongold
@LennartssonAndreas Жыл бұрын
Steak sessions
@firedevin1525 Жыл бұрын
I'd be here for that or for more fast food reviews like he did with the spicy nuggets when they came back
@Vile-Flesh Жыл бұрын
I would totally fucking watch this every time.
@ryanbutler83336 күн бұрын
That yellow countertop, stove vent, and cabinets bring back memories.
@ididthemath556715 күн бұрын
“I get cakes at the grocery store and eat them” ICANT 😂
@narusai Жыл бұрын
Asmon's cooking commentary makes me feel like I'm watching a student trying to stall out the minimum time requirement of a class presentation 💀
@panos8928 Жыл бұрын
accurate
@jrice5067 Жыл бұрын
Fucking spot on😭
@berdne7813 Жыл бұрын
I thought exactly the same thing lol
@ItsMe-zs3iy Жыл бұрын
Nerdiest shit I’ve ever heard
@Trapphausmusic Жыл бұрын
Butter in the pan and shit
@rabbit4400 Жыл бұрын
"one time I tried to make something else that wasnt a steak, now I only make steaks..." what a wholesome story xD
@647586 Жыл бұрын
Only cook two things, steaks and mistakes
@vinchinzo594 Жыл бұрын
@@647586 Actual funny comment wtf is this
@H3rBCantKill Жыл бұрын
Probably the most blunt person we will ever see in a documentary.
@dablazarus7303 Жыл бұрын
@@647586 misteaks*
@hamburgerhamburgerv2 Жыл бұрын
You know he’s rich when he has Kerrygold butter
@AA-ki6zn16 күн бұрын
I noticed that too haha
@mrlmmo1712 Жыл бұрын
I thought a 2$ steak would be bad until i saw you absolutely murder it even in death.
@BLAzinStRipePiPes10 Жыл бұрын
I love how he put the yogurt back after he said he was gonna throw it out.
@alecmather Жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@kaiguyniki Жыл бұрын
Relatable af
@theredscourge Жыл бұрын
Yogurt is a liquid and rots quickly, so it's best to keep it in the fridge until you're ready to take out the trash.
@alecmather Жыл бұрын
I can pretty much guarentee he wasn’t strategizing that far ahead…
@theredscourge Жыл бұрын
@@alecmather I dunno, he seems to be pretty particular about minimizing how much work he has to do.
@chefdaddy6303 Жыл бұрын
He could so easily farm content just showing us how he does things lol
@tomlongworth5387 Жыл бұрын
I'd love to see a "asmon goes outside" series. Trips to the gas station for his sodas.
@JTTest Жыл бұрын
100% agree
@jaredkinneyjr Жыл бұрын
"This one time I tried making something else that wasn't a steak, now I only cook steaks."
@Cats777 Жыл бұрын
Asmongold is an interesting animal.
@lisafan6365 Жыл бұрын
Even the way he checks the mailbox is probably interesting
@achaunce4116 күн бұрын
Leaving the pan soaking in the sink was exactly how this needed to end
@KeepGuns9 ай бұрын
Try this bro: 2 tablespoons of butter 1 tablespoon of soy sauce 1/8 tsp of garlic powder 1/8 tsp onion powder Salt and pepper each side of your steak, melt butter and mix contents. Spread it on after cooking the steak
@horsethief822 Жыл бұрын
One of the most watched streamers in the world, immense, era-defining achievements in streaming. The guy has his own producers/editors and is recognised by virtually anyone whose spent more than 15 minutes on the internet; yet this video literally looks like the third video on some account with 6 subscribers that uploads maybe once a year. Bizzarre.
@skydog07sb Жыл бұрын
He's not as big as you think he is and this comment is cringe
@horsethief822 Жыл бұрын
@@skydog07sb Remember folks, the real cringe is always in the comments 👍🏼
@BrooklynBalla Жыл бұрын
What are his "era-defining achievements"?Just curious because i've been using the internet since 1997 and have no clue who he is or what he did up until maybe 1 month ago.
@horsethief822 Жыл бұрын
@@BrooklynBalla It was hyperbole designed to showcase the disparity between his relative level of fame and absolute degenerate lifestyle. But in real terms, he’s a very successful, wealthy streamer and the most-watched world of Warcraft streamer of all time.
@Patrick94GSR Жыл бұрын
Internet user here since 1995, KZbin user since YT began. But I never heard of this guy before today. Also, I don't game, so I'm guessing that's probably why?
@Paultootall1971 Жыл бұрын
Now what we need to see is Zack using the WoW Cookbook and learning how to cook a 3 course meal from it in a series, that would be pure gold.
@IansPoorChoices Жыл бұрын
Lmao like DougDoug with Zelda food
@biteofdog Жыл бұрын
Seriously, that's a great idea, I'd love to see him do that. He would probably need someone to help and give him good cooking tips.
@Labadamier Жыл бұрын
My group years ago would get together to play "steak game." The goal of the game was to produce the best tasting steak while spending the least amount of money. Cinnamon steaks, chili steaks, ect, you name it. The hardest part of the game was figuring out how to make a rubbery slice of meat chewable.
@infinitexp420 Жыл бұрын
Don't copy FF14 cook book, please and thank you.
@senismarsenis9678 Жыл бұрын
Where do we sign te petition?
@eliwash22013 ай бұрын
- doesn't buy a dishwasher - doesn't buy a new pan - doesn't buy good steak - has millions of dollars This is how you accumulate generational wealth
@Bad4Good221 күн бұрын
“A little past 1AM” stove says 2.
@craze1bs18 күн бұрын
Haha…I think it’s safe to assume that he doesn’t follow “spring forward” and “fall back”
@leonsmuk4461 Жыл бұрын
I love how Asmon gives meaning to the little things in life. Like how little of an issue it would be for him to fix his pan's handle. Instead he chooses to give value to this miniscule problem by letting it bother him for over 6 months.
@dotanon Жыл бұрын
Asmon is a stoic autist. He likes things the way they are and I respect it.
@iamdavey Жыл бұрын
This feels like a last-minute class project for a cooking class.
@charlieosstyn Жыл бұрын
A lesson in cooking would never feature this type of content. Afford what a slave to sustain his bad example funded by the 1.57 M subscriber here, believing he is a good role model for any young man or woman. Now fast forward time by 15 years, he will be dead he decreased his own life expectancy by at least 15 years. Will definately be one of the one in two people suffering from alzheimers (Ps. Only know defense against this is to learn new things till you die = results in new fresh pathways in your brain). Then their is the people who will have to feed this idiot and change his pampers in old age!!!!
@Adam-kp8wr Жыл бұрын
@@charlieosstyn true
@TheTezoni Жыл бұрын
lmao
@Mierla406 Жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha 😂 it does totally
@lorettarowell8486 Жыл бұрын
Would be awesome if this guy did more cooking videos , had me rolling the whole time , such an entertaining video !!!!
@vari3tee_5692 ай бұрын
This is free therapy. I dream of living like this
@ClownCar6662 ай бұрын
Start
@Shane7492 Жыл бұрын
Sometimes I want to believe that Asmon has been trolling us for years and never breaks character, but it makes me happy to think that he's always 100% authentic.
@Shazzipants Жыл бұрын
i agree. i believes he eats wagu grade A5 every evening.,
@Tomoose736 Жыл бұрын
Maybe it’s both. He’s 100% authentically trolling us, because that’s his character.
@rediceatx Жыл бұрын
I actually saw him shopping this weekend, didn't want to bother the guy though. He's 100% telling the truth on all of this, my meat market partners are the best in the region and turn out some great cuts of meat. The select stuff is just as good as the prime stuff most of the time.
@quickstepz9250 Жыл бұрын
I do, 3 times a week. $80 each!
@jamesylfc9611 Жыл бұрын
Bro everything in his house is authentic even his white/gray t shirt lol
@labenvenci1584 Жыл бұрын
"This is expired, gotta throw that out." > Proceeds to put it back into the fridge.
@MrMonkey20923 күн бұрын
That's what I do. Put it back in the fridge so it doesn't mold, explode or attract ants for when I'm too lazy to put it in trash to take out or if there's just no room in trash because I still gotta take it out
@charlesmitchell96902 ай бұрын
Having listened to your personality and your reasons for doing things. I suggest buying a George Foreman grill. You're less likely to burn things using it and it's extremely easy to clean. It has a cost but that cost is probably cheaper than the pan you're using. The pan might last longer but you have to heat 2 sources use the stove plus the pan rather than use the Foreman and forgo your stove? I am curious if the Foreman grill would enhance the quality of the meat charring it to your perfection potentially keeping a little more moisture in that slab vs the attempt at trying to remoisten it with sauces. I am curious if you'd also be able to cut out the microwave by using the grill for the potato. One appliance to rule them all?
@lxstcxnturyy25 күн бұрын
buddy out here looking like "Dry Cr1TiKaL"
@vick7848 Жыл бұрын
Loved the part when he read the April 2022 expiration date on the yogurt and put it back in the fridge 💀 Asmon is a legend
@aheahe7943 Жыл бұрын
"Best by April 2022.. we're gonna throw this away" Proceeds to place back in the fridge.
@vick7848 Жыл бұрын
@@aheahe7943 love that it wasn't even used 💀😭
@iworshipM40A3 Жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same shit
@a_shyratv Жыл бұрын
@@aheahe7943 why'd you put yogurt or any milk shit to trash can if you know it's empty and you're not going outside to throw it? It'll start smell like ass, just remember you're to take it when you're going out
@annbaglion1630 Жыл бұрын
In a world of Andrew Taes and superficial and other superficial and materilistic internet celebrities, he shines like a diamond in a pile of shit. Love Asmon, he's the REAL alpha gigachad.
@AnalagousTV Жыл бұрын
I truly thought he would microwave the steak. So I am actually impressed.
@NovemberFoxtrotRC Жыл бұрын
Multi millionaire btw
@bleppppy Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@geefreck11 ай бұрын
"We don't make mistakes, we just make happy accidents" - Bob Ross "We don't make mistakes, we just make steaks" - Asmongold
@biffski28 күн бұрын
That is not a steak. That's a schnitzel. Look how thin it's cut, not a steak anymore
@AzaJabar Жыл бұрын
You don't have to live like this, you chose to live like this, I fucking respect that.
@wexfell Жыл бұрын
I was going to say that I want more vids of you cooking, but then I realized that it would literally just be more $2 steaks. And then I realized that I did in fact want more vids of you cooking.
@ShmoeLettuce Жыл бұрын
512 likes with no replies? Let me fix that
@NoahZeus Жыл бұрын
@@ShmoeLettuce Honorable man.
@logananders7334 Жыл бұрын
this is so funny
@seanmay5061 Жыл бұрын
had me in the first half lmaoo
@CoronaryArteryDisease.11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@KvngFit Жыл бұрын
“If I’m hungry later on, I’ll just eat another cookie” 😂😂😂😂 I’m dead
@18x9 Жыл бұрын
what cookie does he eat
@CheesusSVT Жыл бұрын
LMAO
@hamburgerhamburgerv2 Жыл бұрын
@@18x9cheapest Walmart shit
@RufusThePorkshank10 ай бұрын
Yeah, totally. Peak comedy. Or something.
@hunterxcraft83289 ай бұрын
I’m convinced asmon will outlive us all
@scottgirouard52122 ай бұрын
Asmongold is 100% the modern day Diogenes.
@Dorfess Жыл бұрын
The best part about all of this is he put his expired yorgart back into the fridge instead of throwing it away. I fucking love asmon.
@oJACKS0No Жыл бұрын
The trash can was full and our boy ain’t got time for that shit.
@zaub1 Жыл бұрын
He's gonna eat that shit LOL, just not on camera xD
@NozVT Жыл бұрын
@Vercusgames at this point idk why he doesnt hire a maid or smthing lol
@snowygalaxy Жыл бұрын
@@Ripcraze how sad
@d1vin1ty Жыл бұрын
Yogurt will last well over a month past the BEST BEFORE (which is not an expiration) date. Especially with all the microcultures. It takes a loooooooooong time to mold. Jesus NA food throwaway tendencies are fucked
@nubcake_7951 Жыл бұрын
This is comedic gold all the while he's being 1000% serious. I haven't laughed this hard to a video in years. Asmon's the goat
@buylowsellhigh2805 Жыл бұрын
I agree! I was laughing out loud every 2 seconds. I loved it.
@justamerica856 Жыл бұрын
You have bad taste in humor
@LostHope84 Жыл бұрын
I don’t find him funny at all. James Corden has made me laugh more, and that’s saying a lot.
@EndlessSound Жыл бұрын
@@LostHope84 and yet here you are
@summ-one2 Жыл бұрын
@@EndlessSound just because he isnt funny doesnt mean he isnt interesting as a person
@3OHT.22 күн бұрын
all the sarcastic people making fun of him calling him a millionare, he's probably leads a happier life than half of you despite being in poverty
@realmajorx369822 күн бұрын
I mean he's got youtube videos with over millions of views, may not be a millionaire but I'm sure he's able to live beyond the means of most
@bleachissweet19 ай бұрын
As someone who can only afford cheap paper plates, I aplaud your affluence sir.
@juleswhite6713 Жыл бұрын
The nostalgia is real in the video. Mustard yellow counters in the kitchen, steak from the great depression, and the plain white/somewhat grey t-shirt that screams single male who throws all his wash in one load no matter the color or lack there of, brilliant!!!
@JunchurikiMo Жыл бұрын
I took the laundry comment personally
@pridemizzle1565 Жыл бұрын
i wash all my colors together and never had a problem lol
@qwerffa Жыл бұрын
now what? you have to sort dirty clothes too nowadays?
@JunchurikiMo Жыл бұрын
@@MissPopuri Ahh you must not be a single man, a taken man perhaps to have such forbidden knowledge
@Locodeus Жыл бұрын
We in the Great Depression right now, bruv
@Padres1969W25 күн бұрын
“So what I do is I put water on the pan and then I just leave it on the counter so it’s easier to get the stuff off.” 🤣
@ShortyScott223 күн бұрын
Holy fucking seasoning batman, his sodium intake with a single steak is more than someones regular week
@onizagru Жыл бұрын
"I love how Keanu Reeves doesn't live like he's got money. It's really humble of him." Asmongold : Hold my dollar menu McDonalds' drink.
@MrRandomnese Жыл бұрын
This man starts his day by eating 4 cookies as his breakfast, what a legend.
@LoveFishSticks Жыл бұрын
True
@leakypipe86 Жыл бұрын
I mean, Americans typically eat sugary cereal or some type of sugary muffin/donut anyway.
@samderry6305 Жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the 2 gummy bears also
@debob513 Жыл бұрын
And looking at his godly picture on himself
@ivailoivanov01 Жыл бұрын
@@ragnakh wow so proud of you, good luck with the diabetes and heart attacks at 40 ;)
@Propane_Acccessories6 ай бұрын
He called Lea and Perrins shit, which is an automatic qualifier for eternal damnation.
@DiddyCanFlyАй бұрын
Asmongold: We’re gonna throw these away. Also Asmongold: Puts said yogurt back in the refrigerator.
@perturaboIV Жыл бұрын
He's like the living embodiment of Frank Reynolds, a millionaire who chooses to live in squalor. Love you man.
@carlylebermudez8057 Жыл бұрын
*IRON WITHIN, IRON WITHOUT!!!!*
@Nicknoramus Жыл бұрын
"When I die, throw me in the trash!"
@coldbreezeproductions1148 Жыл бұрын
So true lol
@ManuelMartinez-wv7dm Жыл бұрын
TRUE
@mattshu Жыл бұрын
I just wanna say you'll never get over how much nicer that pan will be when the handle is tighten. It's worth the walk to the garage trust me
@pddd8558 Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment, my life got so much better since I finally walked to the screwdriver.
@blackwater6748 Жыл бұрын
I had to go a little farther , to my neighbors garage for the screwdriver. I agree, total life changer having a handle as sturdy as a Vikings sword, 5 out of 5 all day......except now I am on house arrest and my very first restraining order for breaking into my neighbors garage....also life changing.
@PittBlu213 Жыл бұрын
For 2 weeks then you got to do it again 😂
@sakatagintoki1893 Жыл бұрын
For us normal people it might be worth it but For him even if the handle fell off it still wouldn't be worth the trip and will use like a towel or something to hold the pan
@jayeisenhardt1337 Жыл бұрын
have a pan screwdriver in the kitchen for one reason
@badger3184Ай бұрын
You should use a cast iron to lightly cook both sides with butter and immediately place in oven. The butter makes the steak real tender. You don't need a lot of butter.
@damonmartinez751522 күн бұрын
It’s the Walmart “Cr1TiKaL”
@PatrikGluchowski Жыл бұрын
When he buys a paper plate that is basically worth more than the steak, you know he’s doing great.
@kennylaysh2776 Жыл бұрын
I make good money, and even I don't usually buy above Dixie. Asmon is truly high class
@Deadlydel Жыл бұрын
@@kennylaysh2776 you might make good money. You also waste good money!
@JB-xl2jc Жыл бұрын
Also, $2 steak and $300 Kitchenaid stand mixer in back, love it
@quixoticpuma Жыл бұрын
Those stand mixers are legit.
@schizofennec Жыл бұрын
$5 for 50 plates is 10c, the steak is $7 divided by four which is 1.75 Close there on the math haha
@flamesdecalgary Жыл бұрын
as a Chef, this breaks my heart, but as a Asmon fan, wow this is incredible!
@Verasoul Жыл бұрын
You know this is a massive troll, right? He didn't even show the 19 dirty pans. Compare his behavior on stream when he pontificates on anything and how awkward he's acting in this. The weird pauses and such. This was a skit. A good one though.
@noseriouslyimserious4073 Жыл бұрын
@@Verasoul uh. He might’ve made up some stuff for flare. But nah. This is legit af.
@noseriouslyimserious4073 Жыл бұрын
@@Verasoul Also, you an clearly see the sink FULL of unwashed dishes.
@Verasoul Жыл бұрын
@@noseriouslyimserious4073 I didn't notice, but I didn't have my eyes glued to the screen the entire time. Maybe the awkwardness was played up. Watching his reaction to XQC's trash pile and defending it, yeah, dude is a bum. A rich bum. I would be eating like a fucking king if I had the money he has. I'm not into frivolous things like Gucci or status symbols, but I've always been a food snob. My culinary tastes are too rich for how pathetically poor I am, haha.
@MrCaptainTea Жыл бұрын
@@Verasoul You give weird vibes
@Rakkadeedoo Жыл бұрын
"One time I tried to make something else that wasn't a steak. [long pause.....] Now I only make steaks." rofl
@sar2dg Жыл бұрын
That's what's up. Keep it simple. Complexity is unnecessary.
@davidoesitbetter Жыл бұрын
*expired months ago* Asmond- " I gotta throw it away" Also Asmond- *puts it back in fridge* 😭😭 I love this man lol
@anthonybrown8125 Жыл бұрын
And you are mad you cannot eat it haha.
@willclemons Жыл бұрын
I think he forgot. Lol he gets stressed easy. Dude is cool as they come tho lol
@CanYouResistClick1ng Жыл бұрын
There's no "D" after Asmon
@DistrictWitch Жыл бұрын
@@CanYouResistClick1ng deffo mandela effect
@AntwaineHorton11 ай бұрын
Lmao why'd you point this out to me
@irredsnake6808 Жыл бұрын
the cooking video I never knew I needed
@ducktorlarsen5574 Жыл бұрын
the cooking video I always wanted, I knew I needed and was happy I got.
@Sanderford8 ай бұрын
Now with inflation, this is how Asmongold cooks his $200 steak.
@rosalinda-30524 күн бұрын
“It’s not a problem, but it was. Anyway”
@BrianCooperpiece Жыл бұрын
Asmon: these are old, I'm gonna throw them out. Also Asmon: "puts it back in the fridge "
@idontwantaname9750 Жыл бұрын
Tbf it was just the "Best By" date. They're still good.
@idontwantaname9750 Жыл бұрын
@@EfficientTrout with dairy products, it's even more safe arguably. Because they give quite a cushion between the best by date and the date it actually expires. Your milk is good for another week or so after the best by date usually.
@BrianCooperpiece Жыл бұрын
I agree with all of this...I just thought it was funny!
@rntypical Жыл бұрын
Watching this, knowing his mom isn't there anymore. Makes me sad. Loved hearing how you honored those you love.
@Ssonelol Жыл бұрын
I'm no psych, but he seems pretty defeated..
@gogos1234567890 Жыл бұрын
One's got nothing to do with the other
@ih3956 Жыл бұрын
Oh noooooo, I had no idea she passed 😭. When was that?
@DragonZerul Жыл бұрын
@@Ssonelol He's full of anxieties, he's admitted this several times.
@Trojanmachine69 Жыл бұрын
@@dyyylllaannn 😂 but that's not what killed her
@TrollUnderBridgez10 күн бұрын
Legend has it, that overdue yogurt is still in the fridge.
@FenianBreed24 күн бұрын
"...and then I just leave it on the counter......until the flies come..."
@anthonyg6517 Жыл бұрын
“I know how to cook one meal. A steak.” That’s the most Texan thing Asmon has ever said
@charlieosstyn Жыл бұрын
It merely deomstrates how little he knows about real life. More, it must have been his poorly mother cooking all his meals, no wonder he never left the house. A lesson in cooking would never feature this type of content. Afford what a slave to sustain his bad example funded by the 1.57 M subscriber here, believing he is a good role model for any young man or woman. Now fast forward time by 15 years, he will be dead he decreased his own life expectancy by at least 15 years. Will definately be one of the one in two people suffering from alzheimers (Ps. Only know defense against this is to learn new things till you die = results in new fresh pathways in your brain). Then their is the people who will have to feed this idiot and change his pampers in old age!!!!
@kokocaptainqc Жыл бұрын
saw a joke about a texan rich guy eating nothing but steak ever i think it was in an old lucky Luke cartoon early 90s
@ltsLED Жыл бұрын
Now we need a weekly Steak cooking video where we just chill and listen to him talk while he makes steak.
@yaddayamean7769 Жыл бұрын
That’ll be dope
@catherinebrady2257 Жыл бұрын
That sounds great. I would really enjoy that.
@johnghost6132 Жыл бұрын
Hellz yea brother!
@nomadsteppe943 Жыл бұрын
Yes! It would be awesome!
@zackman4957 Жыл бұрын
I 100% agree with this!
@T_Fizzle3 күн бұрын
I'm glad to see people like Asmongold live a good life without a full time caretaker.
@shaxxshelmet1938 Жыл бұрын
Bro has a mental catalogue of not only how many bottles of A1 steak sauce he has in the house, but also which ones are empty and where they are
@Ginger_Prince Жыл бұрын
What I love about Zach is, he is truly a humble man. He is grateful for what he has, and doesn't feel the need to flaunt his wealth like a lot of other millionaires do. Not saying that's necessarily a bad thing. For me, it's really refreshing to see someone who isn't totally fake. Big W for Zach being himself, and not worrying about what others think of him. Asmongold is the true WYSIWYG man.
@jdelgado1200 Жыл бұрын
I respect him as a real man who obviously learned and maintained the importance of life itself. Live your life YOUR WAY and without apology. He is a humble man and that is something that is rare and appealing for all of us. We all need to learn some things from him. He is so methodical, and I am like this in a lot of way. Thinks things through completely and always gives his true opinion and logical view of things. Props! @Asmongold TV
@Thesaurus-Rex Жыл бұрын
Flaunting wealth and accommodating your health and nutrition by having the means (money) to do so are completely different. You can be depressed and inevitably idol even if your rich.
@FearTheOldB Жыл бұрын
You mistake humble with degenerate. I dont think Zach is humble when he does this; he truely doesnt care. If he wasn't a millionaire you would think he was a disgusting low life you wouldnt want to be associated with. OR he isn't like this off camera OR this is actually what being rich did to Zach. If he actually had to work who knows what he would've been like.
@Warpgatez Жыл бұрын
If you live life like a millionaire you basically need 10+ mil to never work a day in your life. If you have one to two million in the bank you should realistically live like you make $45K a year if you never want to work a day in your life.
@biteofdog Жыл бұрын
I'm conflicted about that, mostly Zack just seems like a procrastinator in taking care of the house.