How I Cook My $2 Steak

[@deesh6378]

- Multi-millionaire - Lives in old house - Looks homeless - Cooks $2 steaks with a side of unwashed microwaved potato Peak humanity right here

[@berrybeazy4507]

holy shit you're right he didnt wash the potato lmfao legend

[@Elver_Galarga816]

Humble Millionaire

[@cameronoleary8289]

if jesus was born in 1987 this is what he would be, a modest millionaire who still lives with is mum and eat weed cookies and gummy bears for breakfast

[@Plusimurfriend]

@@cameronoleary8289 he killed his own mom with neglect so nah, he is all alone.

[@zed4229]

that potato came out of a prewashed sealed package not a bag . Its a fine house its dry and warm and high speed internet could use maintenance maybe get a house keeper once a week. we all know he has no time for that. best of all because he lives like this will never be homeless and broke like so many others end up after having millions.

[@william7182]

I learned 3 things from this video: 1. You can microwave a raw, unwashed potato for 8 and a half minutes. 2. There are steaks that cost only $2. 3. Dr. Pepper now uses real sugar.

[@KiffJRockka]

I think that's a joke tho, cheapest steak where I live costs EUR10+ in butcheries, or America sells real crap justl ike their $1 burger menus which we all know ain't meat.

[@sparemobius7430]

@@KiffJRockka you can get some $2 steaks from managers specials sometimes, they are basically the stuff they wont be able to sell the next day so they want it gone. It is not usually the best cut of meat, but it is good with a little improvisation. Also those are flat steaks, they are super cheap and not really great unless you want it for something like cut up strips.

[@zitronentee2302]

@@KiffJRockka maybe not tho. they looked quite thin. in austria and german you have something called " minute-schnitzel" or "minute-steak" basically thinner cuts of pork or beef. 4 slices cost around 7 to 9 euros where i work. maybe he has a butcher near him that also sells those cuts

[@Hoopr32]

@@KiffJRockka Dude you can tell just by looking at the 'steaks' he has that they're shit. He's not eating well marbled, nice cuts of meat. Shit looks like the cheapest skirt steak you can buy. Trash.

[@codyyyyyy2576]

Yeah 2$ steaks are a thing. It’s not some thin cut strip or ribeye, because that would still be pretty pricey. It’s probably 4 thin slices of a roast or something.

[@Retrosenescent]

It's amazing how resilient the human body is

[@cghul7315]

Ya some people straight-up dont eat fruits or green vegatbles and survive idk how

[@bignlad835]

Some people just evolving differently

[@Pheonixknightmare]

The potatoes are doing the majority of the heavy lifting, they contain way more vitamins and minerals than other carbs

[@publicalias8172]

...not after 8 minutes in the microwave son @@Pheonixknightmare

[@laksuh6926]

humanity survived the ice age just by meat or am I wrong? I mean they probably died pretty early but they still survived.

[@Sneets]

11:49 "One time I tried to make something else that wasn't a steak...now I only make steaks." killed me.

[@EricWBurton]

You turned a $2 steak into a $1 steak. Liked and Subscribed

[@garrettsabourin7133]

Lmao

[@imsodisappointed5000]

best comment. pissing maself laughing

[@720zone]

true real LOL for this comment. 10/10.

[@michaelpetsas5171]

Hahahaha

[@peteagoglia7735]

Top comment for sure

[@WHATISF3AR]

This guy is worth millions and is microwaving a potato in a kitchen that hasn't been updated since the late 80s. Fucking legend

[@HeyYoFabels]

how else do you make a baked potato...

[@sirbear4962]

we like our gods humble :)

[@zStC1]

Bullshit that stove is atleast from 2013+ trust me that ain't no 80s stove 😂

[@themore-you-know]

Not sure if I should be concerned, or if I'm on my way to become a millionaire: I have similar habits, and my kitchen is very similar... uh oh. ... ah, and potatoes are being baked in the microwaves.

[@Steamboat72]

@@zStC1 I think he meant the cabinets and decor

[@mateobean6635]

This man is like... one of the highest grossing Twitch streamer and he's living like he steals catalytic converters. Mesmerizing.

[@realbr1koo]

This is just a gag, dont take it seriously lol

[@mateobean6635]

@@realbr1koo I prefer to be mesmerized.

[@justanotherguyful]

@@realbr1koo nah its fr. You dont know what youre talking about. This dude is the real deal, thats why he is famous.

[@myrtlealley]

I'd say he steals catalytic converters too but that would be honest work compared to what he does.

[@Feenposhleen]

"One time I tried to make something else that wasn't a steak. Now I only make steaks." Never change, man.

[@TG-zb5tm]

This killed me 😂

[@MrAstrotrumpet]

He missed a great opportunity there. He should have said, "That was a mis-steak."

[@btccricket14]

@@MrAstrotrumpet a great opportunity was shelved for an absolute banger

[@julio502]

@@MrAstrotrumpet or a 'missed steak'

[@ditchfood8047]

Lmao the video played this part as I was reading this comment

[@DumpsterDivingMillionaires]

"I don't like to get the good steaks. Now the reason for that is not because I don't like the good steaks, it's because I don't want to like the good steaks." Underrated life tip

[@zoeysnow8451]

And can be applied to almost anything.

[@grabble7605]

That's not a tip.

[@zaug1561]

I loved when he said this because it's my motto too. I live off $1.99 a pound pork tenderloin or 1/2 loin which I buy in a chunk when it's on sale and cut up myself. I absolutely love it. Last thing I want is to try some $10 a pound cut that I like even more and realize what I'm missing. Ignorance is bliss.

[@George-um2vc]

@@grabble7605 it absolutely is.

[@eduardkantholz3725]

@@grabble7605 it's perfection

[@ThereAre2GendersBud]

He says the yogurt was bad and he just threw it back in the fridge😂😂😂

[@rc-fannl7364]

Maybe trying to make dry-aged yogurt? To serve as vegan steak?

[@terenceskill9526]

"Oh, wow...that´s a good ass-fuckin´ steak!" I think you still don´t get enough credit for the greatness of this kitchen comedy.

[@SoCloseToToast]

This keeps me on the edge of my seat more than most movies

[@mediaplusap]

I was just thinking "what's going to happen now..." it seems like anything could happen when Asmon tries to cook a steak with butter and microwave a potato.

[@MrMMI-py6dj]

@@mediaplusap HAHAHA FOR REAL

[@brianestrada1993]

Woke Hollywood is so bad latley that watching this guy cook a steak is more entertaining then what they been putting out for years

[@Thebees21]

Honestly I really dig him. At least what I’ve seen. Being chill and not caring about being fancy is pretty rad. Dudes a millionaire but lives like this. Honestly the only negative here is how he doesn’t clean. And even that is whatever as long as he’s cool with how things are.

[@Thebees21]

Maybe seems like he could be a little depressed though. I just hope he can be happy.

[@rileow4396]

Asmon is the only guy that could be a multi-millionaire and still eat like he's experiencing borderline poverty, true gamer moment

[@matthiasjanhaska]

Habits not easy to overcome

[@DarkJOne]

Could be? He is a multimillionaire ; )

[@RoseArkana]

@@Heero_effect What's sad, that he doesn't give a shit about material wealth and is happy to live his life how he is and how he has done for years? Nothing sad about a man living how he wants, millionaire or not the dude likes cheap steaks and doesn't give a shit about his appearance etc, the world would be a far better place if more people were like him instead of vain, self-centered and conceited cunts.

[@Jannerick]

@@DarkJOne probably 2 digit multimillionaire

[@GardenGrownGreens]

@@Heero_effect I hope it’s a joke. The video we just watched. He is playing into something for views and money. I bet a million of my own dollars that he’s eating much better in his spare time off stream or with friends. (Then again I’m assuming I leaves it home to eat out and or actually has real friend he’s knows in real life.

[@aidana4033]

The horse calendar on the fridge is just the finishing touch to an all-time classic video

[@jzsfvss]

For me it was the random Jesus pic.

[@stevenmajewski3870]

@@jzsfvss both the stallion and jesus for me

[@jeffjones7108]

I love how he kept getting surprised at how good the steak looked.

[@digitalskill]

Can someone please make a professional documentary of this man's life? What a unique existence this man has.

[@prefabricateddelusions4999]

His life is literally a real time documentary, if you want the backstory its all on this channel. Enjoy your Steak King

[@emmanuelmacedo1095]

A week in the life of Asmon. I would watch for sure

[@T3n50r]

@@prefabricateddelusions4999 Ye, but there's a difference between doing that and the 53 min Netflix Documentary TL;DR version.

[@weluvmusicz]

Unique ... i don't think so

[@aschryu1682]

@@weluvmusicz there is countless bum that having behaviour like this, except asmon is multi millionaire hence its unique

[@PedroSoul2011]

This is my favorite video on youtube. Everything is perfect. The kitchen, the pan, the horse calendar, the cheap steak, the microwaved potato, asmon. This video is confort and Ill return many times here. ❤️

[@CloudyMcCloud00]

And the dead-pan expression throughout. 😁

[@SuperTink]

You forgot the Irish folk music in the background 😂

[@haten1]

I love how many times he leaves a thought unfinished due to how impressed he is with the steak.

[@charlieosstyn]

Are we all unimpressed by hios life style, I suppose you never found a partner willing to consider children, the day you do I would be impressed I doubt it will ever come. Afford what a slave to sustain his bad example funded by the 1.57 M subscriber here, believing he is a good role model for any young man or woman. Now fast forward time by 15 years, he will be dead he decreased his own life expectance by at least 15 years. Will definately be one of theone in two people suffering from alzheimers (Ps. Only know defense against this is to learn new things till you die = results in new fresh pathways in your brain). Then their is the people who will have to feed this idiot and change his pampers in old age!!!!

[@Ogi1508]

steak is the most important meal of the day

[@Gamer4Lyfe1989]

@@Ogi1508 even at 1 am :)

[@rdubs1705]

It looks terrible lol

[@hannahxu4180]

This is how I play Project Zomboid

[@ShaunInce123]

Bro turned a $2 steak into a 2 million dollar meal.

[@vorrrgy1966]

13:14 "The reason why I like steaks so much is because of the fact that I think that they taste really good" That's a mantra to live by.

[@tooreosonecup4995]

😂😂😂 what a true legend.

[@HairlessPotato]

I read this just as he said it. spooky.

[@returnMarcco]

Begging the question

[@dffghg4038]

"One time I tried to make something else that wasnt a steak. Now I only make steaks" What an interesting piece of lore!

[@Operational117]

It’s prime Asmonlore!

[@cynergi7498]

What a misssteak

[@moelali2199]

Haha this got me laughing

[@shredjward]

1:36 my favorite thing in this video is how he goes to put the bag down and outright drops it on the floor

[@tucktroy]

My favorite thing was your worthless comment...lol.

[@shredjward]

@@tucktroy my favorite thing is yours! :)

[@TreSneaky]

I searched goblin mode and this was near the top, I have tears in my eyes.

[@Theclownhaslanded]

Asmongold is rich as hell, but still lives like he did 10 years ago. Times truly never change

[@boobah7815]

i read he lives like a 10 year old nothings really changed

[@LoveFishSticks]

Live like he did when he was 10 years old*

[@schwaansch3238]

That's how he is so rich dude

[@Toastybees]

It's called mental illness and an unhealthy attachment to past comforts. He admitted to these things on the Dr. K podcast so all you "He's perfectly fine that's what he prefers" andys can stuff it. Even he knows he's not OK.

[@zeaninegaming9600]

*10 year old*

[@brendenh9461]

You know Asmon is good when you genuinely can’t tell if he’s joking or not because he’s so good at keeping a straight face

[@peacefindersimply5001]

eyebrows give it away sometimes, but yeah it is hard to tell.

[@ShamrockShakee]

After a brief flash of that sink, I can confidently say he’s not lying about having 20 pans and all of them being dirty.

[@JaayCeez]

He would be a great poker player. At the very least he would be entertaining and awkward as hell in a table lol.

[@guering]

he's like 'haha i make so much money and yet I live like a homeless pig haha look at me i dont give a damn' what a moron

[@GratDuForloradeArgumentet]

He is seriousy so why would he be laughing? Man is just showing us what he eats and how he prepares it without any fuzz

[@TomoFromEarth]

I made this recipe for myself tonight. It’s legit tasty as hell. 10/10

[@dunmeroverlord]

I love how hes literally a multi millionaire and makes steak using the cheapest beef possible

[@PrabhablyAGoodYouTuber]

how he stays a millionaire I guess, doesn't let lifestyle inflation get to him haha

[@KyleJordanGaming]

Asmon is unironically a master of deadpan comedy. Well done.

[@x1c3x]

Well he does have 20 of em

[@7secondhero842]

And people take it serious which proves how good he is lmao

[@beefcake1876]

burned pan

[@mooglp2373]

@@x1c3x lmao

[@DT-jg8yg]

hes a master at it because its actually genuine

[@pliskerz7042]

My friend walked up while I was watching this and asked, "You watching some poor guy make dollar steaks?" And I said " No I'm watching a multi millionaire cook dinner" He laughed thinking I'm joking and as of right now still believes I'm gas lighting him.

[@darkadia6520]

😂

[@calebfairchild8745]

lmao

[@Celticshade]

if i didnt know who asmon was, i wouldnt believe you either.

[@warhorsett1748]

Lmao!!!😂

[@genogrinberg6014]

AHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAH

[@Crokatec]

I fear not the man who has cooked 10,000 meals once, but I fear the man who has cooked one meal 10,000 times. -Bruce Lee

[@A1Remedy]

“One time I tried to make something else that wasn’t a steak. Now I only make steaks” -Asmon 2022

[@RoxieParadox]

😂😂

[@Czar_Simeon_I_The_Great]

ahahhhahahh

[@gurrtug9213]

the non-steak incident...

[@paladinsmith7050]

😂😂

[@classicandy5317]

TRUE BROTHER🤪

[@Sandoz2]

4:10 “it’s been a problem for like 6 months. The screwdrivers out by the garage” 😭😭 I felt this part so hard

[@PiPArtemis]

He's just like me frfr

[@nathanscarlett4772]

The garage is right behind him though. I just saw the pizza video then started eating this one

[@austin2d910]

If your pan handles aren’t all loose you’re not a real gamer

[@tomiking7620]

We gotta wait for the last minute to do something, hint lmao

[@jmaros15]

Lol And I thought everyone had an undersized screwdriver in the jungle draw just below the bulky utensils draw... You know what I man 😉

[@tungle1991]

When you hear the chef swears a lot, its gonna be a great meal

[@highgrade42o]

“My mom always made’m for me” dont have to explain yourself man, it’s does a good thing to your brain and it works

[@robertomatos4545]

Pulls out expired yogurt, says hes gonna throw it away, puts it back in the fridge. Protect this man at all costs.

[@ACJGaming]

Can you please do this every time you cook a steak and just tell random stories from your life? That would be amazing

[@MelmanDaGiraffe]

I want this to be top comment. I’m down with a dinner with asmon series!

[@Dsbpetersl]

Steak TIme with Asmongold

[@LennartssonAndreas]

Steak sessions

[@firedevin1525]

I'd be here for that or for more fast food reviews like he did with the spicy nuggets when they came back

[@Vile-Flesh]

I would totally fucking watch this every time.

[@ryanbutler8333]

That yellow countertop, stove vent, and cabinets bring back memories.

[@ididthemath5567]

“I get cakes at the grocery store and eat them” ICANT 😂

[@narusai]

Asmon's cooking commentary makes me feel like I'm watching a student trying to stall out the minimum time requirement of a class presentation 💀

[@panos8928]

accurate

[@jrice5067]

Fucking spot on😭

[@berdne7813]

I thought exactly the same thing lol

[@ItsMe-zs3iy]

Nerdiest shit I’ve ever heard

[@Trapphausmusic]

Butter in the pan and shit

[@rabbit4400]

"one time I tried to make something else that wasnt a steak, now I only make steaks..." what a wholesome story xD

[@647586]

Only cook two things, steaks and mistakes

[@vinchinzo594]

@@647586 Actual funny comment wtf is this

[@H3rBCantKill]

Probably the most blunt person we will ever see in a documentary.

[@dablazarus7303]

@@647586 misteaks*

[@hamburgerhamburgerv2]

You know he’s rich when he has Kerrygold butter

[@AA-ki6zn]

I noticed that too haha

[@mrlmmo1712]

I thought a 2$ steak would be bad until i saw you absolutely murder it even in death.

[@BLAzinStRipePiPes10]

I love how he put the yogurt back after he said he was gonna throw it out.

[@alecmather]

underrated comment

[@kaiguyniki]

Relatable af

[@theredscourge]

Yogurt is a liquid and rots quickly, so it's best to keep it in the fridge until you're ready to take out the trash.

[@alecmather]

I can pretty much guarentee he wasn’t strategizing that far ahead…

[@theredscourge]

@@alecmather I dunno, he seems to be pretty particular about minimizing how much work he has to do.

[@chefdaddy6303]

He could so easily farm content just showing us how he does things lol

[@tomlongworth5387]

I'd love to see a "asmon goes outside" series. Trips to the gas station for his sodas.

[@JTTest]

100% agree

[@jaredkinneyjr]

"This one time I tried making something else that wasn't a steak, now I only cook steaks."

[@Cats777]

Asmongold is an interesting animal.

[@lisafan6365]

Even the way he checks the mailbox is probably interesting

[@achaunce41]

Leaving the pan soaking in the sink was exactly how this needed to end

[@KeepGuns]

Try this bro: 2 tablespoons of butter 1 tablespoon of soy sauce 1/8 tsp of garlic powder 1/8 tsp onion powder Salt and pepper each side of your steak, melt butter and mix contents. Spread it on after cooking the steak

[@horsethief822]

One of the most watched streamers in the world, immense, era-defining achievements in streaming. The guy has his own producers/editors and is recognised by virtually anyone whose spent more than 15 minutes on the internet; yet this video literally looks like the third video on some account with 6 subscribers that uploads maybe once a year. Bizzarre.

[@skydog07sb]

He's not as big as you think he is and this comment is cringe

[@horsethief822]

@@skydog07sb Remember folks, the real cringe is always in the comments 👍🏼

[@BrooklynBalla]

What are his "era-defining achievements"?Just curious because i've been using the internet since 1997 and have no clue who he is or what he did up until maybe 1 month ago.

[@horsethief822]

@@BrooklynBalla It was hyperbole designed to showcase the disparity between his relative level of fame and absolute degenerate lifestyle. But in real terms, he’s a very successful, wealthy streamer and the most-watched world of Warcraft streamer of all time.

[@Patrick94GSR]

Internet user here since 1995, KZbin user since YT began. But I never heard of this guy before today. Also, I don't game, so I'm guessing that's probably why?

[@Paultootall1971]

Now what we need to see is Zack using the WoW Cookbook and learning how to cook a 3 course meal from it in a series, that would be pure gold.

[@IansPoorChoices]

Lmao like DougDoug with Zelda food

[@biteofdog]

Seriously, that's a great idea, I'd love to see him do that. He would probably need someone to help and give him good cooking tips.

[@Labadamier]

My group years ago would get together to play "steak game." The goal of the game was to produce the best tasting steak while spending the least amount of money. Cinnamon steaks, chili steaks, ect, you name it. The hardest part of the game was figuring out how to make a rubbery slice of meat chewable.

[@infinitexp420]

Don't copy FF14 cook book, please and thank you.

[@senismarsenis9678]

Where do we sign te petition?

[@eliwash2201]

- doesn't buy a dishwasher - doesn't buy a new pan - doesn't buy good steak - has millions of dollars This is how you accumulate generational wealth

[@Bad4Good2]

“A little past 1AM” stove says 2.

[@craze1bs]

Haha…I think it’s safe to assume that he doesn’t follow “spring forward” and “fall back”

[@leonsmuk4461]

I love how Asmon gives meaning to the little things in life. Like how little of an issue it would be for him to fix his pan's handle. Instead he chooses to give value to this miniscule problem by letting it bother him for over 6 months.

[@dotanon]

Asmon is a stoic autist. He likes things the way they are and I respect it.

[@iamdavey]

This feels like a last-minute class project for a cooking class.

[@charlieosstyn]

A lesson in cooking would never feature this type of content. Afford what a slave to sustain his bad example funded by the 1.57 M subscriber here, believing he is a good role model for any young man or woman. Now fast forward time by 15 years, he will be dead he decreased his own life expectancy by at least 15 years. Will definately be one of the one in two people suffering from alzheimers (Ps. Only know defense against this is to learn new things till you die = results in new fresh pathways in your brain). Then their is the people who will have to feed this idiot and change his pampers in old age!!!!

[@Adam-kp8wr]

@@charlieosstyn true

[@TheTezoni]

lmao

[@Mierla406]

Hahahahaha 😂 it does totally

[@lorettarowell8486]

Would be awesome if this guy did more cooking videos , had me rolling the whole time , such an entertaining video !!!!

[@vari3tee_569]

This is free therapy. I dream of living like this

[@ClownCar666]

Start

[@Shane7492]

Sometimes I want to believe that Asmon has been trolling us for years and never breaks character, but it makes me happy to think that he's always 100% authentic.

[@Shazzipants]

i agree. i believes he eats wagu grade A5 every evening.,

[@Tomoose736]

Maybe it’s both. He’s 100% authentically trolling us, because that’s his character.

[@rediceatx]

I actually saw him shopping this weekend, didn't want to bother the guy though. He's 100% telling the truth on all of this, my meat market partners are the best in the region and turn out some great cuts of meat. The select stuff is just as good as the prime stuff most of the time.

[@quickstepz9250]

I do, 3 times a week. $80 each!

[@jamesylfc9611]

Bro everything in his house is authentic even his white/gray t shirt lol

[@labenvenci1584]

"This is expired, gotta throw that out." > Proceeds to put it back into the fridge.

[@MrMonkey209]

That's what I do. Put it back in the fridge so it doesn't mold, explode or attract ants for when I'm too lazy to put it in trash to take out or if there's just no room in trash because I still gotta take it out

[@charlesmitchell9690]

Having listened to your personality and your reasons for doing things. I suggest buying a George Foreman grill. You're less likely to burn things using it and it's extremely easy to clean. It has a cost but that cost is probably cheaper than the pan you're using. The pan might last longer but you have to heat 2 sources use the stove plus the pan rather than use the Foreman and forgo your stove? I am curious if the Foreman grill would enhance the quality of the meat charring it to your perfection potentially keeping a little more moisture in that slab vs the attempt at trying to remoisten it with sauces. I am curious if you'd also be able to cut out the microwave by using the grill for the potato. One appliance to rule them all?

[@lxstcxnturyy]

buddy out here looking like "Dry Cr1TiKaL"

[@vick7848]

Loved the part when he read the April 2022 expiration date on the yogurt and put it back in the fridge 💀 Asmon is a legend

[@aheahe7943]

"Best by April 2022.. we're gonna throw this away" Proceeds to place back in the fridge.

[@vick7848]

@@aheahe7943 love that it wasn't even used 💀😭

[@iworshipM40A3]

I was thinking the same shit

[@a_shyratv]

@@aheahe7943 why'd you put yogurt or any milk shit to trash can if you know it's empty and you're not going outside to throw it? It'll start smell like ass, just remember you're to take it when you're going out

[@annbaglion1630]

In a world of Andrew Taes and superficial and other superficial and materilistic internet celebrities, he shines like a diamond in a pile of shit. Love Asmon, he's the REAL alpha gigachad.

[@AnalagousTV]

I truly thought he would microwave the steak. So I am actually impressed.

[@NovemberFoxtrotRC]

Multi millionaire btw

[@bleppppy]

Lmao

[@geefreck]

"We don't make mistakes, we just make happy accidents" - Bob Ross "We don't make mistakes, we just make steaks" - Asmongold

[@biffski]

That is not a steak. That's a schnitzel. Look how thin it's cut, not a steak anymore

[@AzaJabar]

You don't have to live like this, you chose to live like this, I fucking respect that.

[@wexfell]

I was going to say that I want more vids of you cooking, but then I realized that it would literally just be more $2 steaks. And then I realized that I did in fact want more vids of you cooking.

[@ShmoeLettuce]

512 likes with no replies? Let me fix that

[@NoahZeus]

@@ShmoeLettuce Honorable man.

[@logananders7334]

this is so funny

[@seanmay5061]

had me in the first half lmaoo

[@CoronaryArteryDisease.]

😂😂😂😂

[@KvngFit]

“If I’m hungry later on, I’ll just eat another cookie” 😂😂😂😂 I’m dead

[@18x9]

what cookie does he eat

[@CheesusSVT]

LMAO

[@hamburgerhamburgerv2]

@@18x9cheapest Walmart shit

[@RufusThePorkshank]

Yeah, totally. Peak comedy. Or something.

[@hunterxcraft8328]

I’m convinced asmon will outlive us all

[@scottgirouard5212]

Asmongold is 100% the modern day Diogenes.

[@Dorfess]

The best part about all of this is he put his expired yorgart back into the fridge instead of throwing it away. I fucking love asmon.

[@oJACKS0No]

The trash can was full and our boy ain’t got time for that shit.

[@zaub1]

He's gonna eat that shit LOL, just not on camera xD

[@NozVT]

@Vercusgames at this point idk why he doesnt hire a maid or smthing lol

[@snowygalaxy]

@@Ripcraze how sad

[@d1vin1ty]

Yogurt will last well over a month past the BEST BEFORE (which is not an expiration) date. Especially with all the microcultures. It takes a loooooooooong time to mold. Jesus NA food throwaway tendencies are fucked

[@nubcake_7951]

This is comedic gold all the while he's being 1000% serious. I haven't laughed this hard to a video in years. Asmon's the goat

[@buylowsellhigh2805]

I agree! I was laughing out loud every 2 seconds. I loved it.

[@justamerica856]

You have bad taste in humor

[@LostHope84]

I don’t find him funny at all. James Corden has made me laugh more, and that’s saying a lot.

[@EndlessSound]

@@LostHope84 and yet here you are

[@summ-one2]

@@EndlessSound just because he isnt funny doesnt mean he isnt interesting as a person

[@3OHT.]

all the sarcastic people making fun of him calling him a millionare, he's probably leads a happier life than half of you despite being in poverty

[@realmajorx3698]

I mean he's got youtube videos with over millions of views, may not be a millionaire but I'm sure he's able to live beyond the means of most

[@bleachissweet1]

As someone who can only afford cheap paper plates, I aplaud your affluence sir.

[@juleswhite6713]

The nostalgia is real in the video. Mustard yellow counters in the kitchen, steak from the great depression, and the plain white/somewhat grey t-shirt that screams single male who throws all his wash in one load no matter the color or lack there of, brilliant!!!

[@JunchurikiMo]

I took the laundry comment personally

[@pridemizzle1565]

i wash all my colors together and never had a problem lol

[@qwerffa]

now what? you have to sort dirty clothes too nowadays?

[@JunchurikiMo]

@@MissPopuri Ahh you must not be a single man, a taken man perhaps to have such forbidden knowledge

[@Locodeus]

We in the Great Depression right now, bruv

[@Padres1969W]

“So what I do is I put water on the pan and then I just leave it on the counter so it’s easier to get the stuff off.” 🤣

[@ShortyScott2]

Holy fucking seasoning batman, his sodium intake with a single steak is more than someones regular week

[@onizagru]

"I love how Keanu Reeves doesn't live like he's got money. It's really humble of him." Asmongold : Hold my dollar menu McDonalds' drink.

[@MrRandomnese]

This man starts his day by eating 4 cookies as his breakfast, what a legend.

[@LoveFishSticks]

True

[@leakypipe86]

I mean, Americans typically eat sugary cereal or some type of sugary muffin/donut anyway.

[@samderry6305]

Don’t forget the 2 gummy bears also

[@debob513]

And looking at his godly picture on himself

[@ivailoivanov01]

@@ragnakh wow so proud of you, good luck with the diabetes and heart attacks at 40 ;)

[@Propane_Acccessories]

He called Lea and Perrins shit, which is an automatic qualifier for eternal damnation.

[@DiddyCanFly]

Asmongold: We’re gonna throw these away. Also Asmongold: Puts said yogurt back in the refrigerator.

[@perturaboIV]

He's like the living embodiment of Frank Reynolds, a millionaire who chooses to live in squalor. Love you man.

[@carlylebermudez8057]

*IRON WITHIN, IRON WITHOUT!!!!*

[@Nicknoramus]

"When I die, throw me in the trash!"

[@coldbreezeproductions1148]

So true lol

[@ManuelMartinez-wv7dm]

TRUE

[@mattshu]

I just wanna say you'll never get over how much nicer that pan will be when the handle is tighten. It's worth the walk to the garage trust me

[@pddd8558]

Underrated comment, my life got so much better since I finally walked to the screwdriver.

[@blackwater6748]

I had to go a little farther , to my neighbors garage for the screwdriver. I agree, total life changer having a handle as sturdy as a Vikings sword, 5 out of 5 all day......except now I am on house arrest and my very first restraining order for breaking into my neighbors garage....also life changing.

[@PittBlu213]

For 2 weeks then you got to do it again 😂

[@sakatagintoki1893]

For us normal people it might be worth it but For him even if the handle fell off it still wouldn't be worth the trip and will use like a towel or something to hold the pan

[@jayeisenhardt1337]

have a pan screwdriver in the kitchen for one reason

[@badger3184]

You should use a cast iron to lightly cook both sides with butter and immediately place in oven. The butter makes the steak real tender. You don't need a lot of butter.

[@damonmartinez7515]

It’s the Walmart “Cr1TiKaL”

[@PatrikGluchowski]

When he buys a paper plate that is basically worth more than the steak, you know he’s doing great.

[@kennylaysh2776]

I make good money, and even I don't usually buy above Dixie. Asmon is truly high class

[@Deadlydel]

@@kennylaysh2776 you might make good money. You also waste good money!

[@JB-xl2jc]

Also, $2 steak and $300 Kitchenaid stand mixer in back, love it

[@quixoticpuma]

Those stand mixers are legit.

[@schizofennec]

$5 for 50 plates is 10c, the steak is $7 divided by four which is 1.75 Close there on the math haha

[@flamesdecalgary]

as a Chef, this breaks my heart, but as a Asmon fan, wow this is incredible!

[@Verasoul]

You know this is a massive troll, right? He didn't even show the 19 dirty pans. Compare his behavior on stream when he pontificates on anything and how awkward he's acting in this. The weird pauses and such. This was a skit. A good one though.

[@noseriouslyimserious4073]

@@Verasoul uh. He might’ve made up some stuff for flare. But nah. This is legit af.

[@noseriouslyimserious4073]

@@Verasoul Also, you an clearly see the sink FULL of unwashed dishes.

[@Verasoul]

@@noseriouslyimserious4073 I didn't notice, but I didn't have my eyes glued to the screen the entire time. Maybe the awkwardness was played up. Watching his reaction to XQC's trash pile and defending it, yeah, dude is a bum. A rich bum. I would be eating like a fucking king if I had the money he has. I'm not into frivolous things like Gucci or status symbols, but I've always been a food snob. My culinary tastes are too rich for how pathetically poor I am, haha.

[@MrCaptainTea]

@@Verasoul You give weird vibes

[@Rakkadeedoo]

"One time I tried to make something else that wasn't a steak. [long pause.....] Now I only make steaks." rofl

[@sar2dg]

That's what's up. Keep it simple. Complexity is unnecessary.

[@davidoesitbetter]

*expired months ago* Asmond- " I gotta throw it away" Also Asmond- *puts it back in fridge* 😭😭 I love this man lol

[@anthonybrown8125]

And you are mad you cannot eat it haha.

[@willclemons]

I think he forgot. Lol he gets stressed easy. Dude is cool as they come tho lol

[@CanYouResistClick1ng]

There's no "D" after Asmon

[@DistrictWitch]

@@CanYouResistClick1ng deffo mandela effect

[@AntwaineHorton]

Lmao why'd you point this out to me

[@irredsnake6808]

the cooking video I never knew I needed

[@ducktorlarsen5574]

the cooking video I always wanted, I knew I needed and was happy I got.

[@Sanderford]

Now with inflation, this is how Asmongold cooks his $200 steak.

[@rosalinda-305]

“It’s not a problem, but it was. Anyway”

[@BrianCooperpiece]

Asmon: these are old, I'm gonna throw them out. Also Asmon: "puts it back in the fridge "

[@idontwantaname9750]

Tbf it was just the "Best By" date. They're still good.

[@idontwantaname9750]

@@EfficientTrout with dairy products, it's even more safe arguably. Because they give quite a cushion between the best by date and the date it actually expires. Your milk is good for another week or so after the best by date usually.

[@BrianCooperpiece]

I agree with all of this...I just thought it was funny!

[@rntypical]

Watching this, knowing his mom isn't there anymore. Makes me sad. Loved hearing how you honored those you love.

[@Ssonelol]

I'm no psych, but he seems pretty defeated..

[@gogos1234567890]

One's got nothing to do with the other

[@ih3956]

Oh noooooo, I had no idea she passed 😭. When was that?

[@DragonZerul]

@@Ssonelol He's full of anxieties, he's admitted this several times.

[@Trojanmachine69]

@@dyyylllaannn 😂 but that's not what killed her

[@TrollUnderBridgez]

Legend has it, that overdue yogurt is still in the fridge.

[@FenianBreed]

"...and then I just leave it on the counter......until the flies come..."

[@anthonyg6517]

“I know how to cook one meal. A steak.” That’s the most Texan thing Asmon has ever said

[@charlieosstyn]

It merely deomstrates how little he knows about real life. More, it must have been his poorly mother cooking all his meals, no wonder he never left the house. A lesson in cooking would never feature this type of content. Afford what a slave to sustain his bad example funded by the 1.57 M subscriber here, believing he is a good role model for any young man or woman. Now fast forward time by 15 years, he will be dead he decreased his own life expectancy by at least 15 years. Will definately be one of the one in two people suffering from alzheimers (Ps. Only know defense against this is to learn new things till you die = results in new fresh pathways in your brain). Then their is the people who will have to feed this idiot and change his pampers in old age!!!!

[@kokocaptainqc]

saw a joke about a texan rich guy eating nothing but steak ever i think it was in an old lucky Luke cartoon early 90s

[@ltsLED]

Now we need a weekly Steak cooking video where we just chill and listen to him talk while he makes steak.

[@yaddayamean7769]

That’ll be dope

[@catherinebrady2257]

That sounds great. I would really enjoy that.

[@johnghost6132]

Hellz yea brother!

[@nomadsteppe943]

Yes! It would be awesome!

[@zackman4957]

I 100% agree with this!

[@T_Fizzle]

I'm glad to see people like Asmongold live a good life without a full time caretaker.

[@shaxxshelmet1938]

Bro has a mental catalogue of not only how many bottles of A1 steak sauce he has in the house, but also which ones are empty and where they are

[@Ginger_Prince]

What I love about Zach is, he is truly a humble man. He is grateful for what he has, and doesn't feel the need to flaunt his wealth like a lot of other millionaires do. Not saying that's necessarily a bad thing. For me, it's really refreshing to see someone who isn't totally fake. Big W for Zach being himself, and not worrying about what others think of him. Asmongold is the true WYSIWYG man.

[@jdelgado1200]

I respect him as a real man who obviously learned and maintained the importance of life itself. Live your life YOUR WAY and without apology. He is a humble man and that is something that is rare and appealing for all of us. We all need to learn some things from him. He is so methodical, and I am like this in a lot of way. Thinks things through completely and always gives his true opinion and logical view of things. Props! @Asmongold TV

[@Thesaurus-Rex]

Flaunting wealth and accommodating your health and nutrition by having the means (money) to do so are completely different. You can be depressed and inevitably idol even if your rich.

[@FearTheOldB]

You mistake humble with degenerate. I dont think Zach is humble when he does this; he truely doesnt care. If he wasn't a millionaire you would think he was a disgusting low life you wouldnt want to be associated with. OR he isn't like this off camera OR this is actually what being rich did to Zach. If he actually had to work who knows what he would've been like.

[@Warpgatez]

If you live life like a millionaire you basically need 10+ mil to never work a day in your life. If you have one to two million in the bank you should realistically live like you make $45K a year if you never want to work a day in your life.

[@biteofdog]

I'm conflicted about that, mostly Zack just seems like a procrastinator in taking care of the house.