How I Got BANNED From A Museum

[@future5752]

"Principal is like "Get on the bus", we get on the bus, we yell on the bus..." The ride to a field trip in a nutshell

[@abarekiller-le7hv]

He forgot to mention the kid who points out his house

[@sambenham1945]

@@abarekiller-le7hv I was that kid in elementary school

[@mr.cobrastan7685]

@@abarekiller-le7hv true true but they were the mayority

[@fredysmolina6381]

Y’all just scream and stuff while I fucking slept every time

[@future5752]

@@fredysmolina6381 how can you sleep with kids screaming like they're in a concert

[@Braums_]

“Get in the bus” “We get on the bus” Yea that’s how it works in movies but in reality it takes like 30 fricking minutes

[@intercakefederation]

That's a little longer then the video tho, It would be bit hard to explain the whole story in four minutes

[@Braums_]

@@intercakefederation but just say, “it took like 30 ****ing minutes anyways back on topic” BOOM explained in one sentence

[@wagturbo]

0:49 the fitness gram pacer test😂😂

[@sambenham1945]

I just realized that lmao

[@Gagglelixy]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[@prestigiotablet6024]

@@Gagglelixy yep

[@Livdaneix]

I never got banned from a school trip, but I've been yelled at for the stupidest reason. At the Carnegie Science Center, they this earthquake machine thing. This old lady who was operating it or something, idk, she was checking the line too. She had this vendetta against me, don't know why, I've done nothing wrong. When it was my turn, she grabbed me by the arm and said, "No cutting, wait your turn." The another kids were telling her, "But it is her turn." Note: That's rare for the kids in my class to do that for me. With attitude, she let me on. I still have no idea what that lady's problem was with me.

[@Neatfinity]

sorry to hear that ill make Shure that your no longer a agro target

[@starboyfr]

are you non white

[@Livdaneix]

@@starboyfr I am white. It was more because I am special needs (autism, ADHD) that she just thought I was a bad kid.

[@positivebiscuit2348]

@@Livdaneix same

[@thetankman760]

​@@Livdaneixhi

[@dumbgeniusesfilmpodcast8879]

Talentless: uploads Me: get a bowl of cereal and eat it

[@GoobGoblinGoob]

Same

[@generichomosapien4666]

Me: gets a bowl of cereal and blends it for faster consumption, yes I blended the bowl too

[@Lifeisbetteronsaturn]

@@generichomosapien4666 👉🚪

[@ArrowLooper]

*when you try to cancel someone on Twitter but your on Nintendo switch *

[@lennymcsquager648]

I watched this vid on my switch lol

[@KlaskyToons25]

@@lennymcsquager648How?

[@lennymcsquager648]

@@KlaskyToons25 you can get youtube *on* a switch

[@thecerealeater3263]

Average Story Time Animator Fan: *Angry British Teen* Average Talentless Writer enjoyer: *Giga Chad*

[@mysticaltomythical6507]

Average Cereal Enjoyer:

[@shrezzy0940]

Eat your cereal

[@generichomosapien4666]

Average non cereal eater:

[@intercakefederation]

I'm all of that comment except angry or British. But when I accidentally hit my wrist on a door or bed, the angry part comes for a few seconds...

[@iamnotcreativeenoughforana5875]

I love cereal, it taste really good. Reply to me if you hate cereal. Edit: Grammar.

[@weebsquit347]

Can comfirm. The Bus Driver falls asleep for 6 hours.

[@ti951ger9]

Nice pfp

[@moistbread3333]

Tutorial be like “hey guys today I’m going to show you how to get banned from a museum “

[@intercakefederation]

Step 1: deny going to playing manhunt Step 2: eat a scorpion lollipop Step 3: wait for the principal to complain about everyone being a shit head when you had nothing to do with it It always works, every class has those annoying little...I mean not the most enjoyable people to be around

[@sambenham1945]

@@intercakefederation the Banned from museum incident -April 15, 2021

[@Rose-id9sj]

@@intercakefederation Mine has only 1

[@jojoyayathereal]

Wooah

[@walmartjesus962]

These videos are so good and they help me not be sad

[@intercakefederation]

Ditto, I absorb his energy like a sponge

[@therodriguezfam7545]

Same

[@therealmrbeetdeez1984]

It helps me understand the depression I am going through

[@sordonic9195]

🤡

[@angelsupreme1606]

I remember how the schools in the museum were heated, like were in a tribe trying to wage war or sum 😂

[@altehtemz4665]

it's scary how fucking dead-accurate his explanations of field trips are wtf also i went to a pretty damn cool museum in dallas for a field trip, by far the most fun shit i've ever done

[@obbyill5685]

1:14 this guy now has an n-word pass

[@hotscore9896]

No

[@Marsbandoo]

That museum must be punching air right now if they watch your videos.

[@qwertstrewq5911]

"The bus driver does a line" Hold up-

[@MattTheBat]

the bus drivers really do be sleeping in the parking lot lmao

[@yovelvet9179]

1:27 LMAO THE FUCKING TWITTER @

[@no_eggroll_4u]

I’ve been banned from this place before. It’s kind of a long story, so I’m gonna try to sun it up as much as possible. Basically, this place we went to showed off a bunch of inventions and stuff, and one of them was a machine that was almost IMPOSSIBLE to beat at air hockey. So naturally, everyone sett out to beat it. In the beginning, everyone played normally and got destroyed. But eventually, some kid had the big brain plan to put his arm over the goal, so that the bot thing couldn’t score. That worked... sort of. By the end of the day he was crying and his whole arm was purple cuz that robot could shoot pucks at light speed. Moral of the story? Never play air hockey with a robot.

[@TrainsandAdventuresTV]

I remember when I slept over at a museum in 5th grade, it was actually terrifying at night since there were strange noises heard everywhere and I didn’t get a wink of sleep AND I slept in an exhibit about cave animals and it was shaped to look like a cave so I slept in a cave technically

[@shayee5590]

"Thank you bus driver" alright let's get a Victory royale

[@DogSocks1610]

Yess, glad you didn’t miss an upload this week. I was worried for a minute lol

[@DogSocks1610]

Yay bird man hearted my comment

[@JackVoke]

The running into another school thing was so true for me

[@Rigby119]

I like the little bracelet detail in the video definitely shows how the talentless writer actually puts detail in his video compared to other animators

[@studbudfilms]

Hey talentlesswriter, I hope your having a good day, I just wanted to say that your one of the funniest KZbinrs in my opinion and very underrated. You deserve more subs!👍👍

[@Neevkl_7]

Ah manhunt, that’s some nostalgia lol.

[@GoobGoblinGoob]

“I ate a scorpion lollipop “ Sure that wasn’t a keychain?

[@bumsicle27]

nah i had one, it was pretty cool

[@themagicalgrunt6059]

God those things are good the lolipops of course

[@The_Smiurgh]

Lmao

[@Scorpion17800]

A

[@ElliottSargent2]

The first 20 seconds of the video is the best generalisation of school trips ever.

[@michealscott1974]

Lmaoo I died at the skin color machine part

[@ninjakitten2355]

One time I went to a aviation museum and it was boring as hell and some lady got mad me because i was "running" but what really happened was i went down a ramp they had and I went down it faster than normal speed and i took a few extra faster than normal speed steps so i dont loose balance and she thought i was running

[@DVRKKKKK]

"We yell on the bus" why does that hit hard

[@riseofasinkingwarrior490]

For my birthday, my friends bought one of those tequila bottles with a scorpion inside. They recorded me eating it and once I ate it they asked me what it tasted like, and I said "It tastes like scales." They thought it was hilarious, but yeah, it was crunchy and even though I was drunk, you could tell I didn't like it. Every now and then, they'll show me the recording and ask "Remember this?"

[@BobbyJCFHvLichtenstein]

I understand that "what is happening" feeling when your one of the few people that *didnt* mess up

[@stevenwurtelejr6296]

My class gets ban from using our swings everyday because people kept fainting from falling from a high height

[@kalidos7681]

so your class is idiotic? That's there fault!

[@trainsbeat5780]

I kept getting lost from my chaperone in LA at a science museum and my group would just not care if i got lost so I remember I was on a whole separate floor to finally realize that.

[@pan-duhkingps6095]

I accidently broke everything by touching a button And the whole class blamed the quiet kid

[@intercakefederation]

This happens to me all the time! But I'm the quiet kid... pissed me off when that crap happens.

[@pan-duhkingps6095]

@@intercakefederation bro i see the a Quiet kid in my old class get blamed for everything Thats legit sad I always gelt bad for kids who got bullied

[@eliedesilets7735]

Keep up man this channel is absolutely amazing, you're an absolute filterless alpha madman, and I love it

[@RandomVex]

This museum sounds quite fun honestly

[@mika_millz50]

2:38 it's kind of like trying to hide a bus in your bag

[@Snicketbar]

Back intense grade, my metal shop class went to the Polaris manufacturer plant. Right around the time, those spirit motorcycles came out. On the way there he had stopped at McDonald's. And unbeknownst to some of the teachers some of the other students threw their garbage out the bus window. But that wasn't the worst, during the tour of the factory. Some of the students, had been climbing on top of the motorcycles as they went down the assembly line. Trying to get pictures of themselves on them with their crappy camera flip phones. Back when that was an option and not a standard. Some things even end up going missing from the part bins. So, We end up getting kicked out and and the whole bus ride back we had to keep our windows up in the 110 degree heat. And to make matters worse. One of the female students complained about being cold so the heat was cranked on full blast. All while the teachers went on and on how disappointed they were in us.

[@EvanHBogle]

I'm a 21 year old college student but damn do I miss field trips.

[@Titoo.1]

Imagine having beef with middle schoolers As a museum worker

[@cginclude]

For stealing?

[@proudasparagus1702]

Bru, this man makes me laugh so hard every time he posts. Keep up the hard work!

[@mau5vananijikata910]

The seniors that graduated right before I became a freshman had their prom at an aquarium but the whole DISTRICT got banned from it because a girl got into a fight with a pregnant woman

[@RoyHoy]

Oh man. That's worse than me getting banned on Brazzers!

[@notanexploreranimations1218]

I got banned from the orchestra because I accidentally scratched a kid's cornea with my bow :>

[@dragonfire4245]

This video should be in a museum

[@gilbertosantana4524]

I haven’t even watch this video and I’m already excited

[@sliverisreal]

I was in that museum when I was 8 it was so much fun

[@quinnk8332]

ONE OF MY FAVORITE VIDEOS YET, THANK YOUUUU T

[@sandralewis230]

My whole school got banned from a theatre because a group of kids PUSHED A WHEEL CHAIR BOUND LADY DOWN STAIRS

[@spacebeans4985]

Did she live?

[@captainpalegg2860]

Damn, if bus drivers get to do hard drugs on the job, then I went into the wrong career field.

[@wil-fri]

I've Heard they mix tylenol with coke

[@wil-fri]

Probably cocaine -coca, it could be coca cola or cocaine-

[@jonnalfaro3623]

I remember I went to a circle track in New Hampshire for a nascar event. We got banned cause a few friends of mine and myself included were vaping in the stands. Pro tip, at a nascar event. If you want to go deaf, don’t stand near the fence cause 200+ mph hurts

[@user-zs7xu5dr2s]

I went to a Zoo on a field trip and me and my friend almost fell into the crocodile pit bc some kid pushed us in. Told our teacher and we haven’t seen that kid at school since

[@Cheeseballmeat]

3:25 once I had one with a cricket in it. It tasted a little crunchy but other than that was fine

[@maan1537]

this shit happened to me as well last year in 8th grade we got to this very well known and giant museum for our field trip with 3 other 8th grade classes from our school . Now the field trip was divided to 2 parts part 1 was we had a guide and chaperones and what not and part 2 after we had lunch we were allowed to go hog wild and do whatever we want for the last hour or so. I sat down in a beanbag chair and dozed off but i woke up to my English teacher screaming at me telling me to wake up and meet with everyone in the lobby then she disappeared and when i left that room i could hear other teachers screaming from a mile away so i connected in my brain that shit went down. When i reached the lobby i could hear a couple of other teachers shouting and apparently three students from a different class broke three very important historical artifacts, so we were instantly kicked out of there, and then to make shit even worse when it was the second graders time to go to the museum a 2d grade kid also broke something. now our school has this horrible reputation and when it came to going to a field trip for 9th grade none allowed us to go to their areas after they heard what we did in the museum so we just had a party in the school roof lmao.(also all 4 kids got fined a stupid amount of money)

[@samdabugg]

i cant be the only one here who snuck my nintendo 2ds on school field trips

[@qazuninja]

Finally, someone to relate to!

[@woman_respecter629]

I snuck my entire switch with pro controller and all the homie were playing smash bros

[@misterrrage]

@@woman_respecter629 i snuck a TV and a nintendo switch and 4 game cube controllers and hosted a professional smash bros tournament at the back of the bus

[@woman_respecter629]

@@misterrrage cap

[@Mattressduck]

@@woman_respecter629 u can do anything if you wet your cereal

[@ajp5556]

Our school got banned from a public theater because someone shot a spitball at the actors

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

Lmao

[@dumbgeniusesfilmpodcast8879]

I remember how I got banned from the museum by eating my cereal

[@intercakefederation]

That...evil...dammed...creation of satan HIMSELF! They were swayed by the dark side. To betrayal a cereal friend

[@dumbgeniusesfilmpodcast8879]

@@intercakefederation the people who banned me derseve to go hell

[@colorguardsweetheart]

@3:48 Lol... In the late 2010s, did anyone else have a huge "Zombie Tag" epidemic??? In my school, No matter how many announcements or rules sent out about it, that game kept resurfacing from the dead retweeking the rules like it was a zombie. THAT SHIT Didn't die. I heard it continued on from friends still in school around 2011 and such.😂🤣😂🤣

[@rhett4life561]

I used to go too museums a lot when I was 8 with my grandma

[@swembad]

Getting kicked from a museum *SPEEDRUN NO CAP😱😱💯🥶*

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

First lol

[@drinkwater5766]

No me

[@ixinityz]

Lol

[@ahnaftajwar7645]

1st

[@venicejustvenice3424]

lol

[@astroboy1147]

Noice

[@tartpickle]

A normal Friday for my class during a field trip:

[@flashmusicarchive]

i remember this health themed museum some college set up and we got banned from it because there was this dark maze you can go and it related to your senses being able to improve in the dark and it that two kids i knew fought inside it and knocked some poor down kid by accident from another school.

[@CharcoalRabbit]

1:34 The super black drawing reminds me of Marvin the Martian. Because I can't see the nose or mouth.

[@AmateurDomin8r]

"I got banned because I punched the chaperone and it was my mom"-

[@EDITZぉゔぇ]

I love how he’s just sitting on the floor

[@glucen4408]

school gang wars were the best parts

[@Unknown-ix2jc]

I think it’s funny how he uses a dream Stan for the cancellation because it is mostly them

[@theserpentshand.6336]

Dream and dream himself sux

[@snerix__3386]

Well I wasn’t the one who got banned from a restaurant but some guy was clapping cheeks so hard you could hear it from outside the restaurant

[@Scarce30-146]

"You guys are despicable" - I actually think it's pretty cool that someone managed to steal a whole fucking Rubik's cube

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

Well they got caught lol

[@shrezzy0940]

@@TheTalentlessWriter i want that golden bird next to your name but I can’t since you’re the lord and creater of this cult

[@grekusPotatus]

The whole school: Gets kicked out of the museum The Talentless writer: Efaga skorpio

[@ethanpooler1009]

Bro the writing on the wall at 0:49 is the instructions for the pacer grand fitness test

[@personalname2056]

the only bad thing I did from a museum was steal a rubber toy bee from the Kansas City Museum, honestly, the guilt is still pressuring on me, so Im never going to Kansas again

[@JtgBr3]

You know it's a good day when talentless uploads

[@NubyGamer123]

I never thought about reading that gray square when i first watched this video but when I re watch it I realize he put some Pacer Test craps that the gym teacher use to put on the old crappy speakers

[@noahkane26]

Him: “These lollipops with bugs in them” *shows picture of lollipops with scorpions, which are arachnids...* Jk I know there are bug lollipops too, just saying👀

[@matthewmccoy7437]

when i was in highschool i went to an all boys private school, we had a pep rally one year and for some reason the principal thought it would be a good idea to invite the cheerleaders from an all girls school to do a routine at our rally. just imagine 600 highschool boys in a gymnasium and 12 girls walk in. all hell broke loose dudes were yelling so loud the cheerleaders couldn’t hear the music and messed up their routine. guys were standing up air humping screaming profanities. a few guys were removed from the rally and got detention. the cheer squad never came back to another one of our rallies lmfao

[@ppppp9830]

been here since 6k I'm really glad u blew up u deserve also GG on the ban

[@jimmythatguy851]

My entire family got banned from Chucky cheese for a fist fight. Even my pregnant wife. We ain't playing about skee ball

[@JoseRamirez-yh2ll]

I would be worried if the bus driver "didn't" do a line. It's a hazard, good thing he was alert

[@LaciMarieKnight]

The bus driver does a line 🤣🤣

[@MeatiorGame]

0:37 I actually went to this museum

[@Mercwithda_mouth]

Job interview: what’s your greatest accomplishment Him: I ate a scorpion

[@c6197]

Yo my limited ed pin came in the mail the other day it’s super rad man. He’s vibing on my work uniform

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

❤️❤️❤️ thank you bro!

[@peedtron]

" wow that's cool" "ye im a cool guy"

[@colemiller9893]

Lmfao the fitness gram pacer test

[@eatyourcereal7624]

Bro it’s literally 4am in the UK and I was about to start my fast until I saw this smexy vid

[@franciscoromero3632]

The beat at the end tho

[@Aqua_YouSimp]

It’s weird how the way TheTalentlesswriter draws himself in his animations looks so similar like brewstew’s

[@personman8911]

That exact trip happened to me except in the 5th grade

[@UnderfellSansTheEdgySkeleton]

Twitter would cancel somebody for not eating cereal Actually they would for ANYTHING

[@noidy4188]

3:17 mexicans know what these are including me

[@JackAttackgamingXD]

TWITTER FOUND THE MACHINE AT THE MUSEUM

[@fesalty3584]

Such a great vid here’s a piece of candy🍬

[@randomtetofan0401]

I know I don’t have a bird profile picture but eat your cereal 🥣

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

Eat your cereal

[@shrezzy0940]

Eat your cereal

[@fkinghell5222]

Yo mama! XD

[@yoskiUCy_TfipEEJ9f]

@@fkinghell5222 ha

[@yoskiUCy_TfipEEJ9f]

@@fkinghell5222 by the way my name is Joe

[@frostyicicle8577]

1:20 so you get rights and you don’t get rights

[@DM11-1]

0:18 bus driver is the plug

[@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-h1v]

This Is like one of my story, i remember goin to an museum called: "Tu zoofari"

[@XDslic]

once got banned from a candy store for nutting in the chocolate fountain

[@DJ_SLUM]

Same