How I got mugged by the stupidest thief ever /// Stories from Eastern Bloc

[@snegglepuss6669]

Literally pulled the "I'm gonna give you $100 to fuck off" trick, but adjusted for Eastern European prices

[@SN-of5tu]

i've been laughing about this comment for solid hours.

[@SwansonDoggz]

​@@SN-of5tuno you haven't stop lying

[@kebabit707]

@@SwansonDoggz you must be fun at parties

[@SwansonDoggz]

@@kebabit707 says every little cu*t that has nothing more original to say. Bud I'm 32 I could give a fuck less about being fun at parties or wether anyone likes what I've got to say. Go find your safe space little kid.

[@Dustlantic]

what about middle eastern prices

[@Klaevin]

the response "sorry, I don't have my phone. gimme a minute, I can get it for you" has to be the most Boris response to a mugging, ever

[@aegisrheo4410]

fr 😂

[@ffff7164]

Giga Slav response

[@muffinland]

I was mugged once, but then the guy saw that I had a 5 year old Android phone and gave it back because he didn't steal from the poor.

[@thepanman674]

Dude thought he was Robin Hood...

[@Shannon4710]

My phone is more than 8 years old so what does that make me? 😅

[@TheSteve_1992]

​@@Shannon4710Half a step above homeless

[@BellUH-1Huey]

Something similar happens to me but it was a an iPhone 5

[@SuppressedOfficial]

@@Shannon4710 "Vintage."

[@weebwhacker6217]

Boris is the type to get mugged and start negotiating himself from getting stabbed down to 10 dollars

[@onionman8668]

He spect his stats into charisma

[@pluviamachina3583]

Boris should become an ambassador for Estonia. XD

[@warsawpactmapping83]

@@onionman8668 AHAHAH and also 3 points into luck

[@lucahategan]

"Stories from the Eastern Bloc" NEEDS to become a series 100% needs boris stories, but i think some fan stories would spice things up a bit this gud 👍

[@The_W_Is_Back]

This fr 🔥 ^

[@h2.t2]

Bro is not connor pugs

[@ZazelAgiel]

Agreed. Definitely need more Boris stories.

[@leonitawijaya6314]

Yessss some wild irl boris stories in eastern bloc would be a fun series to watch!

[@jointscript]

I guarantee some may sound like science fiction 😁 living here you see strange shit

[@rustedcactus115]

"OH IS THIS ONE OF THOSE STABBINGS IVE BEEN HEARING ABOUT?!" is crazy 😂

[@MrIfrit]

Boris, we are continents apart, but here in South America we too had people mugging others with HIV syringes. I remember being mugged once, the guy said he'd kill me and then kill himself. I only gave in to his demands because I had no way of verifying if he'd kill himself after killing me.

[@lakow21]

why would he kill himself after stealing something thats just kinda dumb

[@gaberandomguy]

What country are you from? I'm from the South America too! I'm from argentina.

[@WobblesandBean]

HIV syringes? Jesus...

[@realcanadian67]

hes going to come back from the grave

[@Ivaylodr5]

@@lakow21 because he wouldn't want to go to prison for *murder

[@ninjadude1021]

This happened like 25 years ago, My dad trained us to defend ourselves from a young age. The most holy shit mug attempt story comes from my older sister (built like a twig, but will and strength of a line backer). My brother and I were walking with her in Manhattan, we walked down to the subway terminal on our way home from school (she came from high school picked us up from the elementary/middle school and walked us home, that was the routine) and as soon as we got down the stairs and one of a few people waiting. Two men came up to my sister, grabbed her, and us demanding we give money or she gives herself otherwise they'll hurt us. As soon as one had his back turned to her, facing us, the other got flipped onto the ground and kneed his head. When he faced her, too late she pulled every move Dad taught her on that asshole until a minute before the train showed up. She has 3 boys, none of which know how much of a badass their mom was when we were kids.

[@vivegriffe]

Wow, your sister is SO COOL !

[@ninjadude1021]

@vivegriffe5536 dude, she could probably still do this despite being in her 40s.

[@quiltzgamingyt237]

That story gave me Yakuza/Like A Dragon vibes and that's awesome

[@albnoel]

Then everyone clapped and obama came out and gave her 100$

[@BlueBanana-ug6dp]

She's the main character

[@davidlister7786]

When I was 14 or 15 I was on the obligatory tour of concentration camps that all students in Europe did at the time. In krakow I had just been at one of the tourist traps selling junk weapons that was poorly put together. My purchase was nothing special, but to my young self the triangle bayonet tip mounted to a brass knife handle with skulls on the hilt and pommel was the coolest thing ever and my mind was hyperfixated on this when I was stopped in a back alley by someone who looked to be in the early twenties in a tracksuit jacket holding a pocket knife yelling at me in polish. I spoke no polish and he spoke no english, but in hindsight I assume he was trying to intimidate me. At the time, due to my hyperfixation on my new knife, which was the reason I snuck away from the group to buy so that I could hide it in my luggage and smuggle it back to my own country (not sure if it would have been illegal to transport into the country, but it was absolutely against my schools policy), I though this person was trying to sell me the knife he was waving at me with one hand and with the other he took out some cash. Afterwards it occurred to me that this was his way of showing what he wanted and the knife was his means of getting it, but at the time I still thought he was trying to sell me the knife for money. I tried in english and very rudimentary german to convey that I had already bought a knife and was not interested in a second knife, much less a smaller and less impressive pocket knife, but as this only seemed to agitate him more I thought I would show him why I did not need his knife. So I took off my backpack. At this point he was probably thinking that finally he was getting somewhere with this stupid tourist and that I was going to get out my wallet, but instead I took out my own knife. From memory I don't think I held it in a threatening way, as my intention was to demonstrate that I had bought a nicer knife and did not need a second one, but either way he said something that sounded like swearing (from the tone), put his wallet and knife in his pockets and walked away. Only when I got back to the hotel did it dawn on me that this person was probably trying to rob me, and that this misunderstanding was my very own crocodile dundee moment. TLDR: Kid me was attempted robbed at knifepoint in krakow, but due to a misunderstanding, pulled off a "that's not a knife, this is a knife"

[@Sniperboy5551]

I love the way you described it as a “crocodile dundee moment.” This story made me crack the fuck up. You’re a badass 😂

[@davidlister7786]

@@Sniperboy5551I wish, I was just a dumb kid who misunderstood the situation and would probably have gotten myself hurt if he didn't leave

[@StarFroggo]

Im glad Boris explained his experience getting mugged exactly how I thought he would.

[@TechWolfTW]

Listening to Boris' stories is literally best thing that can happen in a normal day.

[@reticlefx7706]

facts

[@fackynaxicht8603]

what a sad pathetic life you have boy

[@vtown5630]

Check this out!!! Palmetto State Armory it's krink time😂👌

[@juliaastarina8763]

Slavic stoicism is a force to reckon, mad respect, man.

[@rickslick69420]

This was great, reminded me of the time someone tried to mug me when I was homeless. He put a knife to my gut and asked for everything I had, so I handed him my backpack of dirty clothes. He felt so bad about it he bought me a case of beer and drank a few with me in the alley. Weird times. Also, RA2 is an absolute banger.

[@thaliacrafts407]

Professionals have standards

[@xionmemoria]

Boris hasn't posted in 2 months, I'm starting to worry that Vadim has stolen his computer. I will make soup, drink vodka, and await his return.

[@kxpenhagen]

Vadim blyat. We shall all curse his name comrades.

[@OnlyCockroach]

he posted with a 1 month gap before this video, i'm sure he just doesn't feel like making one right now

[@IRllyLikeDeathSitter]

He’s back

[@brandont5264]

I got mugged once when walking down a lonely street with a couple friends. One of them asked me if I had my phone with me, to check the time, as as I was saying “Yes, I have it but I'm taking it to-” a pair of guys materializes from thin air separing my friends and me (we were like 14 years old maybe), one of the guys puts a gun in my stomach, and demands the phone. I then said on sich a stupidly calmy way “Please wait a moment” as I slowly and patienly took it out my pocked and give it to him, then they just vanished. I met my friends again, they were shock, and I was holding my laugh as that particular phone had just broke completely the day before and I was taking it to the shop guy for him to tell me it was saveless. So the guy basically just stole a piece of plastic that maybe had only the battery working

[@Vestyyy887]

Then you probably started Shining golden did you?

[@gergelycsonka3509]

I grew up in Hungary. I was around 13-14 when a younger gipsy boy stood in front of me and demanded money. I was taller and older, so I literally laughed right in his face and boarded the bus I was waiting for. When I looked back, he was the most confused and miserable little boy I've ever seen. I felt sorry for him, I honestly hope he didn't turn into a criminal.

[@eclecticraeen]

Yeah they're not doing good anywhere TBH

[@martontauber8213]

8ker moment

[@gergelycsonka3509]

@@martontauber8213 Tatabánya ❤️

[@caiocbcn]

I got mugged once. I was 18 at the time and coming back from buying a few pastéis (the equivalent in my country of a chebureki) for my grandma. I think the thieves saw me paying and followed me, so as I walked back to my grandma house, there was no one around on the streets, was a lazy Sunday, when suddenly two boys, probably two or three years younger than me, appear out of nowhere on a bike and one points a gun at me, immediately putting the gun on my back. Problem for them is, I saw the "gun". It was made.of plastic. It was a toy. He kept saying how he was going to shoot me if I didn't give my cellphone, I think it was a Nokia at the time, and so I say to him "ok, then shoot". Because I knew the gun was fake. He is taken back at it, because I'm bigger than both of them, if he let go of my shirt and I grab him, he knows I can beat him. He keeps insisting, and I keep insisting. His friend, on their "escape vehicle", is getting nervous, telling him to hurry up. We stay on this for like, five minutes, but I'm only thinking that the pastéis will get cold, so offer the change of the pastéis for them to just fuck off. The boy grabs it and they leave. It's funny, because I felt pretty much like Boris.

[@worlds_worst_tf2_player]

brazil é foda, tu é assaltado por até mlk com arminha de plástico kkkkkk

[@Sniperboy5551]

That’s fucking badass.

[@SimoExMachina2]

As a child of the 80's, my watch only had radioactive paint that glew green in the dark. I'm sure it was a very healthy glow and gave me spider sence, but it did not give me a heart monitor.

[@alexturnbackthearmy1907]

Wasnt it phased out, in like 60`s?

[@Kleinage]

@@alexturnbackthearmy1907nope, I had a watch with some of that paint in the 90’s. I’m assuming it didn’t contain radium but something less hazardous, but I haven’t looked into it.

[@alexturnbackthearmy1907]

@@Kleinage Well it could be anything, there is many kinds of green glowing stuff after all, many of which are not radioactive or toxic.

[@zZWolfyZz]

​@@Kleinage Most likeley tritium that's the one most of the radioactive prema glow watches went to once radium was phased out ive got a couple radium dials and 1 tritium dial theyre the best and the radiation isnt really a problem the dust and such getting ingested or inhaled is a problem though

[@comradewindowsill4253]

huh. the idea of using 'glew' as a past tense of 'glow' ... has honestly never occurred to me before

[@leonardyox8164]

I love how a guy from Eastern Europe and a guy from West Virginia can at least share the experience of the POTATO CANNON

[@CallsignReaper_]

Y’know it’s a good day when comrade Boris uploads

[@aegisrheo4410]

​@B0z0InPainhope your day got better comrade ,hope Boris' story at least make you a bit happier

[@gustavoadames420]

why did this get recommended to me just now? love you Boris

[@Clocky4847]

"i was not angry. i was not scared. just disappointed" is the funniest response to this situation

[@IronGalaxy_Gamer]

Glory to Boris, I can't wait for what you have in store for 2024!!

[@kalkovonschpritzendorf1914]

Wonderful story, Boris. I am so glad you didn't give up on youtube and started making videos for your own enjoyment again. Fuck the haters who don't like it, do your own thing and fans will always love you for who you are. Long live Boris the Shashlik King!

[@helenanilsson5666]

Are there really any haters? I got the impression that it was just the algorithm that fucked him over.

[@kalkovonschpritzendorf1914]

@@helenanilsson5666 I am pretty confident I have seen some comments complaining that Boris is not doing videos they want. Then he made a video of 10 minutes of drinking milk and nothing else. I loved it video. It showed him giving absolute zero fucks about their opinion. (although we all know Boris is a caring person and deep down it DID bother him a lot... otherwise he wouldn't even feel the need to DO such a rebellious video). And let's be honest - if you (meaning a generic person, not you specifically) found the channel on the "peak" of his former glory, and you were one of those little entlitled little fuckers that litter this modern world, you might feel entlitled to complain and tell him to make videos you want. Which is the doom of any youtuber - giving in to people's needs, and forsaking your own drives. I am very happy Boris stayed true to himself.

[@BlueBanana-ug6dp]

​@@kalkovonschpritzendorf1914Honestly all I want from a Boris video is Boris. That's it.

[@kalkovonschpritzendorf1914]

@@BlueBanana-ug6dp Same here ;) That's what all true fans want.

[@SoulOfJustice1994]

That mugger got karma. I'm glad he didn't actually hurt you or demand your entire wallet or something. That could have gone a lot worse and you handled that really well considering you were only a teen at the time.

[@DonCarlione973]

..."like an old abandoned house, the wind blowing through one window and out the other window" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You gotta love Boris! This guy is hilarious without trying to be. Respect 🫡

[@slavchick2602]

Stressing quietly - Boris has been gone a month. Hoping for a new video soon. I miss him.

[@cesaru3619]

putin sent him as meat shield to Ukraine.

[@wingzero0452]

Boris. Miss your content and I hope you're staying cheeki breeki.

[@Derannimer]

The part about the hedgehog and the potato cannon made me laugh my ass off. Top form, Boris!

[@milital6611]

Ever since 1960 life in Russia has just been the embodiment of a really bad hangover

[@orlogskaptenshmanya]

There is no way a Russian teenager would carry $30 worth of pocket money and get expensive watches as a present lmao

[@beleata74]

@@orlogskaptenshmanya Eh not really odd, especially if the parents of Boris used to have stuff during communism. The watch could've been old.

[@puzzled012]

how would you know? you weren't there in 60s, 70s... and are not there now

[@RyuakiraX]

@@orlogskaptenshmanya How do we know Boris was in Russia at the time? If his parents traveled from country to country a lot, could be in a plethora of countries.

[@JLT0087]

If Dostoevsky is to be trusted, Russia has been having a hard time for a lot longer than that.

[@alexandreutiyama547]

I'm from Brazil, some guy approached me saying "Look pal, this is not a mugging, but I do have an iron, what can you give me?" we procceded to negotiate the contents of my wallet and talk for 3-5 minutes, in the end I discovered that he was only in debt and got a gun from a small time drug trafficker friend to try and hustle out some money from random people and I gave him 80% of my cash having enough for a snack and the tram ticket home.

[@heitordau108]

Mais um dia normal kkkkkk

[@Trassel242]

I think the only reason I’ve avoided getting mugged is that I generally look like I don’t own anything worth stealing, and that I’m so bad at socialising that I ruin any potential mugger’s “script” by saying stupid things he’s never expected to have to deal with, so he gets all confused and caught off guard. This strange ability of mine is also why I avoid trouble in rough neighbourhoods. I’m just too stupid and weird to bother with. I like writing stories, so even extremely bad experiences might be useful in case I’ll need to use it in a story at some point.

[@SeanHartnett-t8c]

I mean i just intimidate peole.

[@shrekulous3753]

Wherever you are Boris, we hope you are doing well and we would love to hear from you

[@jenkil3638]

Did you get mugged? Where are you, Boris? Missing you 😢 and your wonderful voice!!!

[@Cludensyo]

Hey Boris, I'm happy to report that as of yesterday, I am a proud owner of an Adidas tracksuit; a fake one like a true gopnik. I still don't have the runners but I'm working on it. The main reason why I bought one was because you and cousin Anatoli did such a good job selling it to me. Just good positive vibes from a place I barely know anything about. The other is finding clothes that cover me entirely since the sun kicks major butt where I live. I guess what I'm trying to say is thanks for all the years of entertaining us. Stay safe brother and have a Happy New Year!

[@Cludensyo]

say hi to your cat and your cousin for me

[@JustfknBill]

Boris, I've been on the verge of s**cide for almost my whole life. I've been having a very severe episode for days and you made me laugh when all I could do was cry. Thank you for making me laugh through the pain.

[@Seeräuberei]

I went through the same thing brudder. I don't know if you got through it or not, but if it still lingers, just think about the next day and maybe you're doing something fun on that day or maybe something exciting you have planned is going to happen soon.

[@JustfknBill]

@@Seeräuberei thank you, I did make it through that episode. It was a particularly bad one. Have you been able to heal?

[@Seeräuberei]

@@JustfknBill I was brudder, and I'm glad you got through it too. I don't know why but life for me after that just seemed to slowly get better. I hate looking back at it though, probably the worst part of my life. I'm just glad you didn't attempt suicide bro and I'm so glad I survived attempts. Anyways, I'm glad you got through it, love you bro ♥️

[@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger]

​@@JustfknBillSecond what Frei said - there are definitely times in life where we feel we've hit our lowest, but the only real way things can go from there is up. Depression has been a lifelong off and on thing for me; there are times I have to stop trying to hold things in and just let myself unapologetically breakdown until my head feels like it might split in two. Afterwards I let myself rest, wake up, make myself shower (its ok if you linger, just enjoy the feeling of water on your skin for a bit), drink some cold water, and cook myself something relatively healthy to eat (I try to go for fresh fruit or something vegetabley and crunchy. Helps my brain get out of the funk). Life will not always be happy, but by sticking around we have the potential to find those happy days and absolutely love them. In my down time I've found the gym helps; on the neurotransmitter side it gives endorphins which help keep the lowest lows away, but honestly I just like going because it gives me something to focus on and not be stagnant (I know if I let myself stay home all day, the lows stick around too). I'm glad you didn't follow through on the thoughts and that you're still around to talk with today. You deserve good days and things you enjoy doing. I try to think of things I enjoy when I'm low; they can be anything really. The scent of rain on dirt/pavement, forests, good food, cats, my favorite tea. Even if you stick around just to spite your brain being a jerk to you: finding reasons to stay, no matter how small, is worthwhile. (I also have a personal rule that it's not an option for me. It's one of very few rules I give myself, but I hold my commitment to my word in very high regard, so making that rule for myself means I can't break it. Might be an option for you too?)

[@mincreftnooobplayer]

Real

[@greatestytcommentator]

Plot Twist - The Mugger is no.1 Boris fan and top tier Patreon member.... and now... he knows.

[@mkyasha]

Seeing him on the news afterwards is icing on the cake LOL. Thanks for sharing.

[@pyroryx]

Your storytelling is immaculate. I feel as if time rushed by, like I was catching up with a friend who just so happened to be a slav chad. I hope there are more of these types of videos coming, too, because I'm sure you've got so many crazy as hell stories to share.

[@devilsangel2]

as a south slav you cant understand how much i love looking at my friends faces as i say that i understand every word

[@legomilk]

Ah yes, the classic "do you have the time?" phrase... that one is also a classic here in Mexico

[@wutang_bing8090]

2 months later No new Boris Mugger must have come back

[@cesaru3619]

RIP BORIS, putin got him

[@nikkibee187]

In Brno in 2015, I encountered one of the infamous "money checkers" across from the main train station when I was getting money from the ATM. This guy shoved a piece of A4 computer paper that had been folded in half in my face with the most broken English "Czech Monys Inspektor" written on it, with some random government seal on it (wasn't even a Czech seal) and insisted that he needs to look at the money from the ATM because it might be fake. I just gave him a look and was like, "That's not a real badge." Then he wordlessly sprints away and I was just thinking, "Wow. That's it?" because I had been told these guys tend to get pushy and violent.

[@ijkdenem]

that is so right!!! stop smoking and send that money to Boris so he can continue to survive and make cool videos and stuff!!!

[@silverpuppet4224]

other youtubers: "I got MUGGED 😱" Boris: "I got mugged by an IDIOT 😎😄"

[@AimlessFish]

I’ve not watched your videos in 8 years. Glad you’re still making them!

[@krnlexception]

imagine thief watching this video and realising who he mugged some time ago

[@DH-.]

I hope your alive and well mr. Borris.

[@theoreticallyme4548]

10:18 Glad to know our Comrade Boris plays RA2

[@redshyguynumber5567]

Frankly, pretending you had knife and that may have scared him off. Or he wouldn't care because it's not a phone.

[@SimonBauer7]

this needs to become a series, havent laughed as hard as to this video for a while.

[@sevenproxies4255]

I was mugged once. But I carried a knife. Nobody died during the incident, but I had to go through the experience if taking a sharp edge to another man's face. When I tell people about it, they often tell me that I did good for defending myself and my belongings. But some days I wonder if my smartphone (which I don't even use anymore since the battery broke) was worth the price of hearing and seeing another human being getting cut by my hands. It's one of my worst memories in life.

[@yesnohello-mq3xh]

Totally worth it😂

[@ScrapKnight2005]

It's unfortunate but there's no honour among thieves, he would have done worse and taken more if given the chance. I hope you can accept what happened and resolve your trauma.

[@thaliacrafts407]

You probably saved his life. No, seriously. Criminals rarely go from 0 to a 100 in one go, they start small. Had they succesfully mugged you, they would have eventually graduated to burglary or robbing a gas station. Except now their victim may not have knife, but a sawed off shotgun. If anything, you might even run into them in 20 years and learn they named their first kid after you. On a more practical note, you might want to look into EMDR treatment if your memories are particularly pesky.

[@BlueBanana-ug6dp]

Wow. That's a lot. I can only imagine what you've been through, and I hope you'll get over it. To be honest, you should think of it as saving him from a life of mugging and stealing. If I were to be so low as to try and mug someone, if the guy I try to mug stabs me, I'm never mugging anyone again.

[@fackynaxicht8603]

fucking coward...but yeah...its made up bullshit story where dude flexes how "badass" he is but lowkey trying to be "humble" about it..

[@mommachupacabra]

Delightful story. Wonder if the mugger is a descendant of the Russian soldier Mom saw in Berlin after the war, who brought a mantle clock into the jewelry shop she was waiting in for service, to ask how many watches the guy could make out of a clock like that.

[@comradewindowsill4253]

lmfao, I feel like I've met people of this same clan before myself. type of people who would boil water for pasta at the start of week, then freeze it to use later

[@3nadsat]

cool story from bitter german lol

[@MrHydesAlterEgo]

Oh man, I would watch an entire series of "Stories from the Eastern Bloc." You are such a natural storyteller!

[@BlackSheepBagel]

Taking the time to comment to boost the algorithm here, but I have good news! This video showed up on my recommended without having to look up Boris’s channel or watch similar content! The efforts to get him back on the fyp are working at least a little bit! And uh, yea! That’s it, have a good day or night everybody (And the fact that the thief ignored the watch in favor of ten bucks is wild 😭)

[@MrIrondog55]

It may have cost you $10, but that story was PRICELESS!

[@odiug95]

oooh so the "what's the time" stunt is universal, who'd have known

[@willrsan]

thats why i dont wear a watch

[@guilhermearakaki8420]

I wont ask "where is Boris", instead I want to know: how is Boris?

[@andersonic]

What a fantastic story and only Boris can truly tell it. I'm grateful you had such good parents, I wish it were true for more people, even empty headed phone muggers.

[@Nikolaj505]

Happy new year Boris!! I love the stories!!

[@Octogunner]

Boris’ pure gopnik energy overpowered the mugger’s brain, he is lucky smol Boris was generous to give him anything

[@bofinq4839]

This man can tell a story through the toughest times and thickest language barriers.

[@talbertdeming6602]

I quit smoking to support Boris, goodbye my sweet marboro reds

[@andeAi9820]

Haha lmao This reminds me of the time I gave my 12th grade examinations and me and friends had this motto, "if you can't study well for the exam, atleast be good at cheating then. Don't be dumb at both" due to the sheer number of people using the worst possible ways to cheat from your neighbour's paper 😂 (Note : I do not endorse cheating)

[@TerrorizinglyFragile]

I remember i got mugged once too but i didn't do anything but stare at the guy until he thinks i have problems then left without taking anything but my time

[@UnitedwithFreedom]

New Year, Same Slavic King that never disappoints. Happy New Year, Boris.

[@tony199120]

Great story! i got robbed by ''slow'' man aswell in netherlands. i had 5000 euros in pocket because i was working and going to buy car in ghetto for boss. he wanted my wallet, i did not want to give, had a 10 min convo about phones aswell i simply said no when he asked to give, his knife i told him stab me, its your problem if you stab not mine, he got brainfart by that sentence, he asked my wallet, it had 7 euro's and 35 cents in it, so i gave him that and he walked off.

[@TiaLeopard]

Thank you for the great story Boris! It bought a smile to my face, and I’m happy you were not harmed 😊

[@ryemuehlmeyer192]

hope your satisfied doing whatever you do, we love the content man, i remember watching you like 5 fucking years ago, stay up brosk, we love you

[@ManeShaker]

No worries Boris, I'll give you a better mugging experience, but bring mayonnaise instead of money. I almost got mugged just once, when I was maybe 13. A guy comes by bicycle asking me if I have a phone, I also had an indestructible Nokia, but I said no, they guy gets mad pointing at my pocket showing clearly the shape of a phone inside. He gets mad, yells at me for lying, and bicycles away. I got scared for a second, but utterly confused after.

[@Jehucifer]

Yuri's Revenge was a sick game Boris, glad you got to play it and not lose the whole day!

[@tomeh02]

I will forever enjoy watching your videos, keep up with the good work!

[@в.в.петров_55]

this was one of the best storytimes ive ever listened to it made me full on laugh while everyone else in my house is asleep love it boris, keep doin a good job :]

[@gibby180]

We miss you boris, also still hoping artyom shwos back up of course

[@bert2744]

Boris is the only one I go out of my way for with a different browser just so the youtube ads play. I am not stealing ad revenue from this comrade.

[@dozmer5719]

How is Boris? 🥺. Hope you are doing well comrade.

[@cesaru3619]

putin got him

[@grims7583]

Thanks for the story Boris! Luckily I've never been mugged but my attitude has always been that losing stuff is better than getting stabbed or something. Seems like you might not even lose that much in some cases😂

[@bellaususfitzpinguidpalate8732]

Happy New Year Boris!!!🎆🥂😊

[@KonaKonism]

Boris videos make me happy. Thank you Boris for uploading ❤

[@RealArcalian]

I think the guy might have been uh, chemically compromised, shall we say. Also, shoutout to Yuri's Revenge

[@bmxdude1337]

LoL what a predicament. And Boris is alive to tell the story. More pls

[@darkwhalelord8558]

Reminds me of the time a guy tried to start a fight with me and my friends, threatening to stab us only to fumble as he realized we weren't just two but seven people (even though none of us knew how to defend ourselves). In his defence it was dark and we had split up in several smaller groups so we seemed like easy targets. So he proceeded to insult one of my friend's mom only for her to tell him she's already dead (she actually is). He left throwing childish insults at us like "you stink" and "you suck and your parents don't love you". Funny in hindsight but actually kinda scary when it happened.

[@JRC99]

Hold up, what do you mean she was actually already dead?

[@karmakameleon113]

Where Boris lived sounds a lot like where I lived when I was little. Brooklyn, NY, in the late 80s was gnarly. I got mugged for the first time when I was 5, by two 7 year old girls, at school. Funnily enough, it was also with a dirty syringe- our playground was littered with them. All they wanted was my lunch. They cornered me and one of them pushed me up against a wall while the other one threatened to shove the syringe up my nose. Sadly, we already knew what HIV/AIDS was at our young ages (everybody had at least one "crackhead uncle/aunt" who had died from AIDS or an overdose). I was terrified and I peed myself, but at least I got to go home early. The school didn't do a darn thing about it. A couple of months later, a 9 year old boy brought a gun to school and threatened his teacher with it. There was no lockdown or evacuation or anything. My parents pulled me out of that school the day after that happened. I also saw a dead person for the first time at that same school. It was a man who had OD'd (the needle was still in his arm) and was slouched against one of the dumpsters- rats were already chewing on him. Kids, parents and staff were just walking past him, saying "mind your own business". It was in the morning before the first bell but he had been removed by the time recess came around. This all happened in the span of 6 months- I didn't even make it a full year at that school. My family moved out of Brooklyn altogether the following year because there were no public schools around that weren't the same or worse.

[@trabantdelux]

I was in Highschool. Like 11th grade. We were walking on the main street with friends. A mugger entered between me and my friends and asked: - Do you have 50 cents my man? - No, but do you? I guess he was more scared than me that day... Turns out here in the Balkans muggers can feel victims of the mugged... Ahhahah

[@DragonTheProtogen]

1:59 that yell growing quieter was perfect. I was laughing for 2 minutes straight and my dad even asked me if i was ok.😂

[@rexgriffiths6653]

I hope Boris is okay...

[@wam_09-xw8wg]

Hey Boris! Your pelmen recipe rocked my world and I would love to see a video on making either pryanik or sushki.

[@wikusvanderschyff4117]

I know I should probably be horrified with the situation but I can't help but feel sorry for the mugger dude. He might have actually been a little mentally unwell. But I am having a good time listening, thanks Boris!

[@pootispiker2866]

Or yknow, he had a syringe and was on drugs

[@korstmahler]

You got mugged and your takeaway was being upset that you had to spend 10 minutes standing in the snow while a dial-up bandit goes through his dialogue tree.

[@Endofnames]

What a way to start the year! Thank you for this entertaining story Boris.

[@holleyakers6684]

I legitimately never remembered subscribing to Boris. It’s kinda like he just showed up in my subscriptions. Good content!

[@Amiralbayrak]

once i got mugged i had a 400 dollar watch, my 500 dollar phone and 30 dollars in wallet but i gave the guy 50 cents and he walked off ( not usd but equivalent )

[@thomasdjonesn]

"Yuri's Revenge" was pretty great. Your parents are super good people, man.

[@Kochiha]

If there's anything to take away from this video, it's that no matter what happens, no matter how strange or indeed harrowing, you can always walk away from it calmly and everything will eventually work out.

[@smartian143]

When ever boris talks about his life, yk you are in for a treat

[@richthofen1892]

Is always good to see you upload, comrade! Crazy story, though. Tell us more! I love hearing your stories! young slav

[@richthofen1892]

Just became a member, comrade! I am on my way to true slav!

[@StopMoshin]

Ah brings back memories, one time in my teens I was walking home after a movie, when this guy pulls up to me asking where he can get weed, but he used some weird slang innuendo for it that I didn't recognize, plus I'd never touched the stuff. So I answered saying I had no idea what he was talking about, so he asked again using yet another term I'd never heard before, this goes on for a bit, and eventually he just says what he's looking for, at which point I'm thinking "Buddy you've asked me about a dozen times and I had no clue what you were asking, what makes you think I have any idea where to find drugs?"

[@sammerlammer3808]

I've heard of muggers who let their victims keep their drivers license or ID, but never one who lets his mark go free with most of his money AND a fancy watch 😂 must have been on drugs

[@nicholasarcher6327]

Thank you Boris for sharing the experience. Classic day in a slav life 😊.

[@homerj.simpson7562]

That reminds me of the time someone stopped me (maybe 7 or 8 years old at the time) on my bike and threatened to light my bike on fire if I didn't give it to him. He had a match and a matchbox in his hand. Needless to say, I drove away. That was so stupid, I didn't even tell my parents :D